Windy City - The Cinema Snob

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 4 года назад +122

    Is this movie actually a self-insert fanfiction made by a guy whose group of friends is drifting apart because of real-life responsibilities, so he invented a dying friend character that they abandoned because he personally feels abandoned by his friends due to his unwillingness to grow up like they did? It definitely has that feel.

    • @notsyzagts7967
      @notsyzagts7967 2 года назад +10

      Perhaps but that doesn't make it a better movie.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Год назад +7

      Well, the director (Armyan Bernstein) IS also the writer... @_@

    • @JeonardShadby505
      @JeonardShadby505 Год назад +9

      I just realized that if texting and e-mail and Facebook existed in 1984 and this guy could keep up with his friends as much as he wanted, this movie wouldn't exist.

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 Год назад +3

      I find the mismatch between the portrayals of the characters and the narration telling their fates adds to the fakeness of it.

    • @MintJellyfish-te3bt
      @MintJellyfish-te3bt 10 месяцев назад +1

      That seems probably but in this scenarios its just regular fiction writing

  • @armjjb5189
    @armjjb5189 5 лет назад +56

    "Me and my friends, we had a dream once, life was going to be a great adventure, and we were going to be heroes.
    Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked!"

  • @PranksterGL25
    @PranksterGL25 3 года назад +56

    So... "Saul died at night on the NINTH day..." That implies, to me, that they were sailing around the Lake for at least 9-10 days. No wonder nobody was willing to do it, if it was a multiple week trip on the boat to wait for Saul to die. Then did they haul around Saul's body for longer? That is the movie I wanted to see.

    • @The3y3
      @The3y3 2 года назад +17

      They loaded sol into a cannon and fired him at the nearest vessel that dared fly the British colors

    • @black_rabbit_0f_inle805
      @black_rabbit_0f_inle805 Год назад +5

      They weekend at Bernies him

  • @Mantis42
    @Mantis42 7 лет назад +75

    i like the implication that the poster designer didn't watch more than a few minutes of the film and just used the opening quote as the tagline

  • @testitestmann8819
    @testitestmann8819 7 лет назад +165

    This film is really saul-crushing...

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/oShTJ90fC34/видео.html

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 года назад

      @@SpeedyEric1 better yet, ruclips.net/video/zZi7EpwPzWk/видео.html

    • @megatron6713
      @megatron6713 3 года назад +5

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  • @christopherhazell1856
    @christopherhazell1856 7 лет назад +555

    I like how the 80s version of being in a rut in your 30s is "managing a successful nightclub isn't spiritually fullfilling to me."
    As opposed to the 10s rut, "Working as a Starbucks Barista and living with my parents because rents are enormous here is making me worry about how I'll support myself in my old age."

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 7 лет назад +22

      I feel ya

    • @DJDEFSTROKE
      @DJDEFSTROKE 7 лет назад +55

      Too real... I watch reviews to escape the grim realities of being broke in a world of exponential rent increases. I seriously hope things get better for you.

    • @stuartyd77
      @stuartyd77 7 лет назад +10

      Christopher Hazell thing's will get better dude.

    • @vodkabooty
      @vodkabooty 7 лет назад +4

      Dude exactly.

    • @thehoosierfortheUK
      @thehoosierfortheUK 7 лет назад +6

      Christopher Hazell and not to mention, we just discovered and should've known that women's studies, communications, ethnic studies, and philosophy are super useless majors; so it's either go to law school or continue working at Starbucks.

  • @LaydiNite
    @LaydiNite 4 года назад +58

    Thing is, the Big Chill wasn't just about some random people being sad adults. It was also about the disillusionment of the hippie movement, and how that optimistic worldview gave way to cynicism, and how none of them ended up being the same people they were in their youth. I took it as less "Things were so much better in the old days" and more "What happened to the way we used to be? How did we get where we are now?".
    Plus, it has an absolutely kick-ass soundtrack.

    • @thesapphireone
      @thesapphireone 2 года назад +11

      I agree, even though The Big Chill was a comedy, it never forgot to take the drama in their lives, especially, Alex’s death, seriously and handled it with maturity and sensitivity, on top of having solid performances from all the actors, the comedy itself being very funny, well-timed and delivered, and the characters were loveable with relatable struggles and problems, but Windy City is the 80’s equivalent of First World Problems: The Movie.

    • @afterdinnercreations936
      @afterdinnercreations936 11 месяцев назад +4

      Big Chill was "Idealistic hippies turned into boring adults."
      Windy City is "Boring kids turn into boring adults."

  • @redhoodreviews8504
    @redhoodreviews8504 7 лет назад +79

    You know a film is boring as hell when the latest update on its wikipedia page acknowledges this review (I'm not kidding). By the way Brad, this review is freaking hilarious.

  • @jekblom123
    @jekblom123 7 лет назад +151

    Man that was a... like, a really sad 'where are they now' Goonies sequel... where one of them dies...
    that was awesome...

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter 7 лет назад +2

      more of them die when he is telling what happend after

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 лет назад +12

      It's fascinating to see one of these small town boy's club movies set after they've all grown into the most boring adults to ever think their lives were interesting.

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад +1

      jekblom123 Funny, Goonies came put the year this movie did, Was 1984 the year of the sad/togetherness friendship bond movie?

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад

      matty I think they both had very depressing endings

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад

      Sour Puss That is interesting too

  • @lornetobwild7343
    @lornetobwild7343 2 года назад +26

    This is the best Snob episode ever....just PERFECTION.

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 7 лет назад +43

    If you're deaf and can't see very well, you might think this was the weirdest episode of Seinfeld ever, with Jerry visiting a dying Newman in the hospital

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild Год назад +5

      Didn't Saul's actor play "Bizarro Newman" in that one episode?

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@JanetStarChildSo it was Old Newman Vs Newnewman?

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 месяцев назад

      @@MegaManXPoweredUp
      Yeah, like Kramer vs Kramer; and I don't mean the movie.

  • @kudzu9132
    @kudzu9132 7 лет назад +153

    Music by Jack Nitzsche?
    "If you stare into Windy City's opening credits, Windy City's opening credits stare also into you."

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +11

      What does not kill you makes you more musical-Tom Servo

    • @niallfoody97
      @niallfoody97 6 лет назад +1

      isn't that the same guy who did a couple of Tarantinos scores

    • @anarchist135
      @anarchist135 5 лет назад +2

      A living being seeks above all else to perform their music. Life itself is will to music nothing else matters

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 8 месяцев назад

      Uh, no he didn't. But in the final years of his life, Jack Nitzsche composed both Mermaids (1990) at Sony Pictures
      and The Crossing Guard (1996) at CBS Films before his death in 2001 cause of cancer.

  • @Emanistan
    @Emanistan 3 года назад +32

    Ironic he started this out warning we wouldn't get through it. This is the most hillarious Cinema Snob episode I've seen yet.

  • @BreadHart
    @BreadHart 2 года назад +23

    I find myself coming back to this episode a lot. Brad is on fire on this video.

  • @MrImastinker
    @MrImastinker 7 лет назад +32

    "not gonna make it to the end of the episode"
    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

  • @goufr3540
    @goufr3540 7 лет назад +185

    First we get Phelous reviewing The Fortunate Fawn and now we have Brad reviewing Windy City. These reviews took FIVE YEARS IN THE MAKING.

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 7 лет назад +15

      CWDTrixie it's their Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh 7 лет назад +13

      Runtime: ∞ minutes

    • @petewadesays12
      @petewadesays12 7 лет назад +9

      they took five years to maaaaake

    • @joshnickerson83
      @joshnickerson83 7 лет назад +13

      Is Windy City replacing Rich Evans?

    • @FlickorTreatProductions
      @FlickorTreatProductions 7 лет назад +1

      Not really. It hasn't even been a year since the Independence Day episode and that was when Brad first mentioned Windy City.

  • @Quan10Mack
    @Quan10Mack Год назад +10

    The trivia about the capital city of Chicago was so intriguing to Brad that he had to move there to find out more.

  • @whenthemusicsover6028
    @whenthemusicsover6028 4 года назад +25

    "I hope this review of Windy city was everything that you begrudgingly feared it would be, for all 2 of you that are still watching this episode!"
    And speaking as one of them, yes. Yes. it most certainly was.

  • @ginnrollins211
    @ginnrollins211 7 лет назад +27

    That Stand By Me reference was perfect. I JUST HEARD THAT A GUY WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SAUL STARTED AN ICE CREAM COMPANY WITH HIS BROTHER AND WENT ON A CATTLE DRIVE AND SAVED A LITTLE CALF FROM DROWING!!!! UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED IN THE PROCESS!!!! *The Rouges* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @CarozQH
    @CarozQH 7 лет назад +88

    Sadthirtyyearoldsploitation movies are the best 'sploitation movies.

  • @TwilightfanNumber
    @TwilightfanNumber 7 лет назад +133

    I made it through the whole video and could believe you didn't make a single mention of how Saul was a younger version of George R.R. Martin.

  • @johnwitkus
    @johnwitkus 7 лет назад +352

    This movie is what happens when you make Seinfeld a drama.

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад +62

      I guess, Sal looks like Newman.

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 7 лет назад +49

      "Sad unfunny discount Wayne Knight" LOL

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад +2

      theblocksays lol, You felt that too?

    • @Jakethesnake1281
      @Jakethesnake1281 7 лет назад +20

      I mean, It is a movie about nothing

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад +4

      Jakethesnake1281 So when do we know that its over?
      *Fairly Odd Parents Joke*

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 7 лет назад +99

    These guys are the worst friends ever.

  • @falloutlover5443
    @falloutlover5443 4 года назад +22

    I love the scene where he tries to jump the bridge and just flat out doesn't make it. This movie may not deserve a lot of credit, but doing that part differently than how 99% of other movies would have deserves some attention.

  • @PandoraDanger
    @PandoraDanger 7 лет назад +94

    Wow, this movie is cinematic Nyquil.

  • @sailoritaly
    @sailoritaly 7 лет назад +75

    This review is now cited on the film's Wikipedia page

  • @queenoftheharpies8018
    @queenoftheharpies8018 7 лет назад +29

    I laughed so hard when he yelled back at the poster.

  • @matthewhancox4389
    @matthewhancox4389 4 месяца назад +2

    Yesterday I learned that my friend is dying of cancer,
    so my friends and I have been thinking of the best way to visit him while we can.
    Sad that this movie (or more specifically this review) is the first thing that came to my mind,
    but unlike Saul's friends, we actually love ours.
    A roundabout way of saying,
    thanks for the laugh, Brad.
    Really needed it.

  • @Ultrabalor
    @Ultrabalor 7 лет назад +23

    26:51 Closing narration from "Stand By Me," just makes it hilarious.

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 8 месяцев назад

      Two years later in the fall of 1986, Jack Nitzsche's only collaboration as composer with filmmaker Rob Reiner on Sony/Delphi/
      Act III/Great Oaks' Oscar nominated adaptation of Stephen King's Stand by Me.

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 7 лет назад +55

    I spent this entire review waiting for Saul to transform into Wayne Knight

  • @bul13ts
    @bul13ts 7 лет назад +18

    For those who couldn't handle the relentless thrill a minute action of The Buttercream Gang.

  • @TheMellowFilmmaker
    @TheMellowFilmmaker 7 лет назад +84

    This is the kind of lame movie the exists when writers take the "write what you know" mantra too seriously.

  • @Kochiha
    @Kochiha 2 года назад +6

    30:27 "I don't want any soup."
    Too bad, you're gonna watch Soup for One and you're gonna like it!

  • @dantemustlivemode
    @dantemustlivemode 7 лет назад +547

    I'm one of the two people who finished the episode, go me!

    • @AdamFink83
      @AdamFink83 7 лет назад +2

      And I'm the other one

    • @abigailcincotti9109
      @abigailcincotti9109 7 лет назад +5

      well there are at least 4 of us......

    • @Real1Gaming
      @Real1Gaming 7 лет назад +1

      Count me in

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 лет назад +3

      Hey, fellas, I finished watching The Cinema Snob's whole review on the movie Windy City.
      Yaaaaayyyyy.

    • @adj789
      @adj789 7 лет назад +4

      this was super boring it was hard to pay attentio n

  • @Horzuhammer
    @Horzuhammer 7 лет назад +8

    Just watched Captain Blood (the movie showing on tv in the beginning of this one) like two days ago. It was actually fantastic! Had myself an Errol Flynn triple feature (The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Sea Hawk and that one) and altough they were all great, Captain Blood was my favorite of the bunch. :P Soo.. if nothing else, the beginning of this film was pretty good.

  • @brayanargandonaflorentino548
    @brayanargandonaflorentino548 6 лет назад +9

    "Help me I got shot in the chest, somebody call 911!"
    "Yyyaaaayyyy"

  • @courtneyhoward2370
    @courtneyhoward2370 7 лет назад +17

    I literally read all of the comments section rather than actually pay attention to this review

  • @noddy176
    @noddy176 4 года назад +10

    I recently found your work, and am enjoying it very much. Love your comments and want to thank you for saving me Days of my life, since now i can stop myself from spending my time watching the amazing crap we humans have made.
    Your faith friendly movie reviews are the best. Those movies make me go like :"nonononono and no!" Thats not me!😫
    Hope you keep up the excellent work, your cinic remarks make me laugh and thats a very high valued currency in these times!👍👍👍👊

  • @Lakitu1134
    @Lakitu1134 7 лет назад +114

    "I watched Die Hard as a kid and didn't want to jump off of buildings."
    You would have if you saw Die Hard 5 as a kid.

  • @marclewis5505
    @marclewis5505 4 года назад +5

    29:14 "Even the disk says fuck Saul, it blew a hole in his fucking head!"😂

  • @brandonbarker8821
    @brandonbarker8821 7 лет назад +4

    I made it through...I couldn't imagine sitting through the movie when the review felt like a lifetime. Thanks Brad

  • @ispi7670
    @ispi7670 7 лет назад +39

    Is Saul actually G.R.R. Martin? No wonder he started writing that gory Westerosi tale after the (un)events of this film.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +6

      That would explain the death and despair, wouldn't it?

  • @Bhazor
    @Bhazor 5 лет назад +13

    Saul is history's greatest monster.

  • @bkjbearcat78
    @bkjbearcat78 7 лет назад +10

    The only other Kate Capshaw movie I remember watching other then Temple of Doom is Spacecamp and Black Rain. The issue is Michael Douglas has all the one liners in Rain and a robot has all the good lines in Spacecamp.

  • @harveyplissken4604
    @harveyplissken4604 7 лет назад +7

    26:14 - 26:32 I lost it when Snob said, "We then fired him out of a cannon. His body crashed into a White Castle and made chicken rings out of his remains." That sounds like a far better movie than fucking "Buttercream Gang 2: Fuck Saul" A.K.A. this movie. I can tell you that.

    • @InnocentDarkside
      @InnocentDarkside 7 лет назад +1

      ...There actually IS a Buttercream Gang 2....
      *dramatic sting*

    • @harveyplissken4604
      @harveyplissken4604 7 лет назад +1

      InnocentDarkside
      Holy crap. Really? Cinema Snob should definitely cover it someday.

    • @InnocentDarkside
      @InnocentDarkside 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah, not shitting. I legitimately found a VHS copy at work.
      I also believe I found an original copy of Hercules Against The Moon Men that day. Bit of advice for all of you would-be obscure schlock reviewers out there, the VHS section of your local thrift store is your best friend.

    • @harveyplissken4604
      @harveyplissken4604 7 лет назад +1

      InnocentDarkside​
      Amen. That's why I love thrift stores.

  • @EddieHawkinsII
    @EddieHawkinsII 7 лет назад +8

    I actually thought for a moment that Brad spliced in footage of One-Eyed Willy's ship from The Goonies as a joke before the Rogues went out to sea in that rowboat.
    That actually was in the film, wasn't it?

  • @laurenfedorchak5102
    @laurenfedorchak5102 5 лет назад +9

    This is one of my favorite Cinema Snob reviews. The movie is probably pretty boring but the review comments are really funny.

  • @association330
    @association330 7 лет назад +18

    "This isn't Chicago, public displays of ketchup were outlawed in '82!" :D :D

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 6 лет назад +1

      Why outlawed?

    • @LaydiNite
      @LaydiNite 4 года назад +1

      @@PRHILL9696 I've heard that people in Chicago get outright OFFENDED if people put ketchup on hot dogs. I get the feeling it's kind of like asking a fancy chef to cook a really high quality steak well-done, it's just considered insulting.

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 4 года назад

      @@LaydiNite There is a weird thing here about that yes. I am not sure why. But I ALWAYS get ketchup on my hot dog!

    • @DrZuluGaming
      @DrZuluGaming 3 года назад

      @@LaydiNite You mean to tell me that ketchup is outlawed because it offended someone?
      Will this War on Ketchup ever ends?

  • @mysteriiis
    @mysteriiis 7 лет назад +54

    A well made PSA for high-schoolers on why they should live fast and die young.

  • @RTF1138
    @RTF1138 7 лет назад +9

    Finished the episode no problem. The line at the end about the dvd also hating Sal by drilling a hole in his head was one of the funniest jokes ever.

  • @roberthammer6194
    @roberthammer6194 7 лет назад +34

    Alternative title of the movie : Everybody hates Saul in Windy City (that's Chicago FYI) xD

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 6 лет назад +1

      Isnt the Cinema snob in Chicago?

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal 7 лет назад +21

    Oh, shit, I've actually heard of that Pirates porno before. Even saw a review saying it was a better pirate movie than On Stranger Tides was. I can't wait to see this.

    • @s.bakyhnh1756
      @s.bakyhnh1756 7 лет назад +8

      I've watched it. For science.

    • @MinoTheShow
      @MinoTheShow 7 лет назад

      I saw it on the shelves of my local video store when I was a kid...

    • @TheKML777
      @TheKML777 7 лет назад +4

      It was very ambitious. In fact, it was so ambitious that I don't even think that it was ever supposed to be a spoof anymore.

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp 7 лет назад +2

      Not only is there a non-porn version of it, the non-porn is easier to find online!
      It's pretty good too. The plot's alright, the acting is obviously amateurish, but fine, the CG is shit, but all in all it's a decent flick.
      Better with the porn than without though. If nothing else the male lead's insanely long balls are enough to keep your attention

    • @freedantheeternal
      @freedantheeternal 7 лет назад +4

      WlatPziupp
      And you have basically made up my mind. This is going to be the first porn I've watched since La Blue Girl not for the sake of wanking, but just out of morbid curiosity.
      Though related to that comment, La Blue Girl is one that would have been better without the porn. It says something for how interesting the world in that series actually is when I get pissed that they interrupt the demon kingdom's political discussions for another sex scene.

  • @kilgoretrout8896
    @kilgoretrout8896 7 лет назад +3

    Brad referencing Poochinski while impersonating Tequila in the Windy City episode? Holy fuck, my life is complete.

  • @svartfrasr9755
    @svartfrasr9755 7 лет назад +27

    12:05 Jesus Christ it's Lupin The Third.

    • @DoctorDisasterDracula
      @DoctorDisasterDracula 7 лет назад +17

      No that's Lupin the 4th..... life didn't quite go well for him

    • @brayanargandonaflorentino548
      @brayanargandonaflorentino548 6 лет назад +1

      @@DoctorDisasterDracula maybe Lupin used him to make a easy target to Mistakenly caught by Zenigata

  • @Agrellar
    @Agrellar 5 лет назад +3

    It's amazing that this became one of my top three favorite snob reviews.

  • @johnkirby8939
    @johnkirby8939 7 лет назад +14

    26:10 "And then they banged. Hard."

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 7 лет назад +18

    Times have changed
    And we've often rewound the clock
    Since the Puritans got the shock
    When they landed on Plymouth Rock!
    If today, any shock they should try to stem
    'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
    Plymouth Rock would land on them
    In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
    Was looked on as something shocking
    But now, God knows
    Anything Goes!

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 года назад +3

      I mostly know the song because it was referenced in an old Monty Python sketch.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 4 года назад +3

      @@pentelegomenon1175 i just know it from Fallout

  • @pothatuu
    @pothatuu 5 лет назад +11

    Hi, I'm the only person who'll ever re-watch this review by choice

    • @enlightenednormie242
      @enlightenednormie242 5 лет назад +1

      Nope! You're not alone, I'm the second one.

    • @pothatuu
      @pothatuu 5 лет назад

      @@enlightenednormie242 On ya, Bobby

    • @brandonwenzel2844
      @brandonwenzel2844 4 года назад

      I'm with ya there. I've watched this one about 4 times now.

  • @jasa_TheRealOne
    @jasa_TheRealOne 6 лет назад +16

    "Most of you won't make it to the end of this review." This is my 5th time watching this review.

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E 7 лет назад +9

    That's the principal from Billy Madison, AKA, The Revolting Blob

  • @danmount9462
    @danmount9462 7 лет назад +57

    Lex Luthor would have killed Superman if he used this instead of Kryptonite.

  • @bettermost
    @bettermost 8 месяцев назад +1

    I worked on this movie the original title was All The Sad Young Men. Sadly the tall ship Lindo sank off the South Carolina cost a few years ago.

  • @en-voguepugh3472
    @en-voguepugh3472 7 лет назад +55

    ya know when he mentioned lex luthor it reminded me of my theory that snob is actually a lex clone that escaped and saw every schlock movie in existance... oh and of the course all the porn!

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 лет назад +1

      But the bells have already rung, and they've heard it, in the black, among the stars. Ding-dong, the god is dead.

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад +3

      En-Vogue Pugh Ah, And the movies that set it all in motion were Nukie and In Search of the Wow Wow Wible.... um 7Ws

  • @LauraSusanJohnson
    @LauraSusanJohnson 7 лет назад +10

    Windy City...another miracle cure for insomnia. Chopper...Sick Balls.

  • @freedfg6694
    @freedfg6694 7 лет назад +153

    What? It actually happened?

    • @STAROMEGA54
      @STAROMEGA54 7 лет назад

      Freedfg
      about damn time!!!

    • @40random
      @40random 7 лет назад

      Freedfg What are you doin?

    • @Zombiekilleryamato
      @Zombiekilleryamato 7 лет назад +4

      None of the movies where weird enough the weird one mostly wins

  • @Aeonova
    @Aeonova 3 года назад +1

    8:22 That's how long I made it. Back to Child's Play 2 review. Only checked this out because I saw the mid-roll ad for a Windy City shirt and had to find out what that was all about.

  • @jaymcd8577
    @jaymcd8577 7 лет назад +7

    'What is this?' A dog, an Irish Wolfhound to be precise.

  • @thepickles8833
    @thepickles8833 7 лет назад +12

    when are you gonna review *_"Windy City Massacre 2"_* ?

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 7 лет назад +3

    Fell asleep last night. Now back to watching it! I WILL FINISH!

  • @DoctorDisasterDracula
    @DoctorDisasterDracula 7 лет назад +19

    ... I will endure this movie, no pirate ship will keep me from watching. Or... talking dog... *I WILL ENDURE!*

  • @DoctorDisasterDracula
    @DoctorDisasterDracula 7 лет назад +27

    Wow... that ends that long "winded" joke.
    I'll see myself off.

  • @brianhebert6152
    @brianhebert6152 5 месяцев назад +1

    Every other scene in this movie feels like one of those weird German coffee energy drink ads where it shows calm imagery for a bit, only for it to be interrupted by a horrific jumpscare, except the jumpscare never happens, so you're stuck watching a boring "tranquil imagery" video.

  • @AxioProductions
    @AxioProductions 6 лет назад +10

    Nostalgia Critic: Hey guys, I’m doing a new review of a movie that just came out last year. And it’s a live remake of Beauty and the Beast!
    RUclips: Yay!!!!
    Brad Jones: Hey guys, I’m reviewing a movie that I regret doing just for your sick entertainment. And it’s Nukie!
    RUclips: Yyyyyaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!

  • @DeO316
    @DeO316 7 лет назад +7

    "We then fired him out of the cannon." hahahahaha

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 7 лет назад +15

    Chicago has a capital city and it's called Windy City?

  • @drawnseeker
    @drawnseeker 7 лет назад +1

    You are one of the greatest reviewers on the internet since I was able to watch this entire review without changing to another video. plus you made me laugh.

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain 7 лет назад +92

    You know the worst part? The idea of the movie that replaces Windy City in the Patreon polls being even more boring then this.

    • @DoctorDisasterDracula
      @DoctorDisasterDracula 7 лет назад +8

      Please be Being John Malkovich.

    • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
      @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 7 лет назад +11

      Gregory House I *loved* that weird, beautiful movie.

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 7 лет назад +1

      oh yeah I didn't like it either. It had some funny parts , but they are kind of in a sea of tedium...

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 6 лет назад +3

      1TrulyMad Until September just might. Another Indiana Jones love interest in one of these. I can only imagine he'll find one starring Alison Doody.

  • @FNGLHR
    @FNGLHR 7 лет назад +2

    That Tequilla and Bonetti joke made me miss the reviews of the episodes. I really hope we get more of those soon

  • @DJDEFSTROKE
    @DJDEFSTROKE 7 лет назад +51

    HOW

    • @DJDEFSTROKE
      @DJDEFSTROKE 7 лет назад +15

      This is the most depressing Snob comment section I've seen. Windy City is a monster.

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 7 лет назад +1

      it had to be done sooner or later.

  • @FelisTerras
    @FelisTerras 7 лет назад +1

    *gets ready for bed*gets notification*reads title*eyes widen* Screw sleep, this is gold! And two minutes in I'm like "Wait, was this inspired by Stephen King's 'Stand by me?' How come there is a football game, a pirate ship and a shattered romance in it and it's still a borefest? Well, at least I'll sleep well tonight.

  • @AussieDragoon
    @AussieDragoon 7 лет назад +98

    You just got Fortunate Fawned!

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 7 лет назад +17

      OOOOOOH...WABUUED!!!

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 7 лет назад +23

      "Most of the people who voted for this movie are sooooo stupid. Heh heh heh."

    • @overlookers
      @overlookers 7 лет назад +38

      These Patreon supporters are sssoooo stoopid *heh heh heh hehh*

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 лет назад +11

      More like Fortunate YAWNED! (That's our SpeedyEric!)

  • @Pineappolis
    @Pineappolis 5 месяцев назад +1

    I might be 7 years late with this but I can confirm that that The Snob is not the only person who's seen Temple of Doom so many times that 'Anything Goes' sounds weird in English.

  • @MT-lk7qt
    @MT-lk7qt 5 лет назад +4

    I could've sworn there was a "better NOT call saul" joke in here somewhere...

  • @Ireallywouldrathernot
    @Ireallywouldrathernot 7 лет назад +1

    Not only did I watch this through the first time, I'm now rewatching it... Go me!

  • @MrKenichi22
    @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад +21

    @ 7:38.... O-O Newman?!?

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 лет назад +5

      That's what I thought, too.

    • @jimmyjohnson1426
      @jimmyjohnson1426 7 лет назад +5

      I thought it was the real life Peter Griffin!!!

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад +1

      SpeedyEric1 Glad I am not the only one

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад

      Ur-Newman

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 лет назад +4

      Tareltonlives I mean he looks just like him.

  • @marclewis5505
    @marclewis5505 4 года назад +3

    6:21 "Aww Saul's dying?! Who's Saul?!"😂

  • @horngatekeeper
    @horngatekeeper 7 лет назад +7

    two of you? there are dozens of us! dozens!

  • @DocDevious23
    @DocDevious23 6 лет назад

    For some reason, as soon as I felt like watching this episode, it popped up in my feed, and I was spooked

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast 7 лет назад +38

    "When I'm holding this kid in my arms, it's better than all the good times"
    And later that night, he's going to be on _To catch a predator_

  • @jessaminehaak8253
    @jessaminehaak8253 9 месяцев назад

    I was already highly amused by the Murph and the Magic Tones joke but everytime the Snob goes "YAAAAAY!!!!" it absolutely cracks me up XD

  • @oneopinion6806
    @oneopinion6806 7 лет назад +5

    The chicken rings thing murdered me!

  • @Meanlucario
    @Meanlucario 7 лет назад +1

    Thank you Brad. This review got me to draw something I was putting off 5 minutes in.

  • @catalinamelo9932
    @catalinamelo9932 5 лет назад +6

    I was watching this review again and realized: Danny is like that character in the episode were Frasier is searching for new friends to "adapt" to society/his listeners. He finds this guy who's a huge fan of his, but is incredibly tacky, unbearably naive, and so on. I guess they made a movie about him.

  • @laumeconroy4761
    @laumeconroy4761 7 лет назад +1

    Easily one of your best reviews... Ever! I'm going right out and watching Windy City.

  • @FaeQueenCory
    @FaeQueenCory 7 лет назад +5

    8^y
    I warned ya, bro.
    I warned ya.
    I warned ya about that Windy City.

  • @andrewweinstein7740
    @andrewweinstein7740 6 лет назад

    By the way, Sol is Josh Mostel, son of Zero Mostel. He was King Herod in JC Superstar the movie. And he was in City Slickers 1 and 2, Sophie’s Choice, Etc.

  • @OzisApoes
    @OzisApoes 7 лет назад +12

    So.. how does this have a 6.4/10 on IMDB?

  • @grantbowen1018
    @grantbowen1018 4 года назад +1

    I don’t know if anyone has said this yet, but the actor who plays Sol also played the principal in Billy Madison

  • @TianaSidhe
    @TianaSidhe 7 лет назад +5

    Shoutout to the other person who made it to the end of the review!

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 7 лет назад +2

    The Day has Come!
    Let us Watch!