POV you just turned on the History Channel for the first time in 15 years
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- Опубликовано: 15 фев 2021
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"Every minute the guys are not walking on ice, they are losing money"
read that in bear grylls voice
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"...Which means they're walking on thin ice."
(Cuts to the interior of an office where someone is pretending to type on a computer) “I keep saying, we’ve got too much ice and not enough guys to walk on it. The guys have got to walk on more ice, or we’re done.”
this is ice that melted ruclips.net/video/e8lOZ9YVZ-M/видео.html
It's not even parody. It's indistinguishable from the real thing.
I’ma be honest. I didn’t even realize it was a parody until I’ve read the comment section. cx
@@speedytypermananswers5551 Sometimes I go watch TLC just because it’s hilarious how dumb it is, and I’m really not that hard to please when it comes to TV, so I’ll watch shit I don’t even like just so I can make fun of how dumb I think it is, so then I’m pleased with it anyway.
I actually thought this was real till I read the comments
Why does your profile picture look like a mix of the 2 guys in the video
True
I like how at the start he calls him his “best friend Bart” and then not even a minute later we find out their married
Just shows how strong their relationship is, just like the ice they walk on.
They were roommates!
I love how it's a "blink and you'll miss it" kind of thing.
When you have written a perfectly good intro and are NOT willing to alter it, no matter what.
What’s better than marrying ur bestie 😆
that’s what I wish for at least 🥺🙏
the fact this could literally air on tv for hours in the background and i wouldn't even be able to tell it's satire is so crazy😭
U cute
@@sirweebs2914 that's a guy.
@@sirweebs2914 cringe
@@MaciGuy color me homosexual then, damn
I would maybe get cable again if there was a satire channel.
this is unrealistic: where's the twenty minutes of them not discussing their issues like adults so they can have drama?
Reject adultry return to monke
on MTV's The Challenge 😭
It's not in the script, plus that would take a lot of writing they don't have time or money for.
@@bowwing333 Time for yeah money no
@@bowwing333 "We really want this new show to reflect real people in their real lives... alice, start getting together some of the best screenwriters"
Took me 24 seconds to realize this was a parody
It was a parody all along?
Just cuz there is gayness in it doesn't mean it's a parody
@@Hi_Brien I think it was because there was a video shown of him putting the ring on the others finger which kinda made it seem like it was there for comedic purpose because even if it were a man and woman it still would have been strange to see a random clip of a ring being put on one of their fingers for no reason
I think the implication is that History channel doesnt have a ton of LGBTQ representation. That's the beauty of "art" though it's open to interpretation.
And I just read the title before clicking.
I love that it goes from
“We haven’t missed a single day on this ice ever since our marriage!”
To
“We’re not going today cause my honeypie is cold”
Hey he went on that ice just didn’t stay on that ice
The sandwich episode was such a hit that the History Channel created a spinoff based on the lives of the people who make the sandwiches. It's called Ice Guys: Cold Cuts. I love the explanations in these shows, the present tense is the icing on the cake. Just imagine the cast running around from one spot to the other as they put what just happened into words, rinsing and repeating for hours on end.
Dang that pun was cold
the _icing_ on the cake...
Yeah the food is cool and all but i just find the jokes a little too cold for my taste especially when they try to break the ice during the warm up for the episode
MADE ME LAUGH A YEAR AFTER YOU POSTED IT. THATS WHY YOU ARE THE SUPREME LEADER I GUESS.
"I'm gonna settle this like a man". Confess his mistake and apologized, mad lad
The fact that that is what mad lads are now XD
@@watevr4evr yes
@@watevr4evr I prefer these mad lads. Version 1.0, 2.0, 2.3.5.7.3.0, 4.0, 8.0, and 2.5 redux beta alpha omega.oh were all buggy as fuck.
That's actually kind of wholesome
It's because their "ice guys".
little do we know this show is 17 seasons deep and these guys are each worth $4.3 billion
I mean, if this were actually the case, could you even tell?
Also the ice is actually hauled in by the crew. This show is fake news.
Whenever I think my job is hard, I remember these guys exist and I shut my trap
The fact that they’re a couple makes it strangely more wholesome than anything I’ve ever seen on the History Channel.
I laughed at first because I thought it was an apt parody of the kinda bromances you see in these shows, yet it also is pretty damn wholesome
@@caseywhite3150 yes
@@caseywhite3150 yes
Seemed kinda gay tbh
Nah it's pretty gaaaaaaay
the fucking fast walking edits are so exact
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@@Raclii Nice work on that vid dawg :)
@@zacharymorritt thx bro
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@@Raclii that's pretty sick
The only unrealistic thing is that they acknowledged they're on a TV show. These kinds of guys always pretend they have no idea that they're on TV.
"I don't know what I'm going to do if I miss this shipment, the company is gonna dock my pay this month by $1,200. Good thing the network is paying me $300k per season."
"Uh-oh, mota trubble. We might get stuck out here in da swamp, brudda."
"Why don't we ask the camera crew in the other boat to help?"
"Brudda, you breakin' the suspension that disbeliefs!"
"i'll cross this bridge on this truck, that can be very dangerous but i gotta do it"
*Truck driver dies*
Camera team: "well, that's unfortunate"
They also pretend that their lives haven’t changed after making TV show money
Someone said something once, most of reality TV is scripted but you know if you ever actually see the camera crew then shit is going down, that's at least why I like The Grand tour they never pretend they're not on a TV show
I love this show! I'm on season 8. The show was better before Bart left but I think Trevor was a good enough replacement. Still the show has me hooked! Such hardship, struggle. I feel thrilled and emotional. Someone please nominate this show for a Golden Globe or Emmy.
Wait... does that mean Bart and Duncan got a divorce?! 😱😱
@firstbass789 well at least they're still together 🥲🥲when the show ends, I know i'll be getting on that ice in their honor 😔😔
The book was better.
@@TrouvatkiDePercusion "BuT, iN ThE BoOk" 🤓
@@jokeman8467 yes.jpg
I love the last part when Duncan called Bart his sweet honey pie and talked about hot cocoa, the camera shook the whole time. It’s clear that they had a lot of fun creating the backstory to the characters. Great job! I really enjoyed this slice of Heavell
The sandwich argument needed more censored cursing. That would have really sold it.
Omg, It would make it even better
i disagree. the humor of this channel comes from their sort of low intensity awkwardness
Nomfren I agree that the awkward humor here is their forte - however, you can’t really parody the channel that made Ice Road Truckers without parodying the huge expletive-laced meltdowns that lead absolutely nowhere. But, I do respect your opinion and I respect the integrity that these guys have to be able to make funny content without stooping to “lol cussing”. I just think this is the one example in which some censor bleeps would have helped them make their case.
@@anonuser5852 yeah i respect your opinion too. i would actually be interested to see how the skit would look if they did cussing and bleeping and what not. as for parodying the show, i think i disagree. they did a pretty good job parodying it without the cussing or bleeping.
full disclosure, i dont watch television or the history channel so i dont really know the exact show that theyre parodying, but i thought it was pretty funny all the same
This is just the UK version of the show, don't worry, in the US version it's way longer and has way more bleeps.
The only thing missing is 20 minutes of dramatic filler.
Yeah because the stolen sandwich arc was really important to the series
That was entirely in here, wtf u mean
Except 60% of the filler is just reused footage over an over
There should have been 2 commercial breaks by the time the sandwich drama was settled
You mean commercials.
No matter how much Joel Haver I watch, I just can't stop myself coming back to this one
I would totally watch a TV show about two best-friends/gay couple resolving their differences in the cold northern climates
“If we didn’t do this, then nobody would.”
The best throw away line I’ve ever heard
No one else would want to.
@@borismohar5707 no one else does want to
@@borismohar5707 That’s the joke!
POV: You're Dr. Jack Graham Lee-Dickinson-Estevez from Kentucky Community College analyzing mermaid tissue samples you obtained from a sketchy "contact" in Peru
@@TheItalianoAssassino wtf lol
I bet this show would have a promotional billboard that says something like *"No More Mr. Ice Guys"*
😭😭😭😭 I'm done 🍻
I'm angry that this is so accurate lol
Then get ready for the spin-off series "Cold Timers" from the makers of Grumpy old men and Ice Guys 😂😂😂😂
That's just for the season finale.
Doesn’t make sense, but the joke still lands
As a fellow Ice Guy with 69 years experience, I really appreciate these gentlemen bringing light to the problems we face every single day. It warms my heart to see proper representation in modern media.
I love how they're risking it all, going out onto that ice, while surrounded by tree stumps.
"If we didn't do this, nobody would." That's...ALL of these shows. Perfect. Love the channel.
Its always like "Yeah, we know, theres a good reason for that."
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“We’re putting our lives on the line everyday.”
But why?
It's better than nothing but ww2 documentaries like it used to be
@@wobblesman4316 because if they don't, then nobody would 😆
"No more Mr. Ice Guy. Ice Guys 24 hour marathon, only on the History Chanel."
Looool
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"You won't believe your ice"
@@Raclii Don't do that
Approximately 80% of viewers are estimated to fall asleep within the first 12 minutes
You actually managed to create a complex feeling of nostalgia from when I was a child watching the History Channel with my dad… from a satire piece. Impressive!
I love how dramatic the intro feels, actual shows do that and create tension with nothing.
Great job of pointing them out in a peaceful manner.
Unrealistic, they would stretch that sandwich argument out for the full episode
That was the whole episode.
@@ToomanyFrancis I meant a full half hour long episode, maybe even an hour long one
Thats the point... this is showing what the shows would look like if they took all the extra rubbish out... there would be no substance
Oh my god, I just realized that reality TV is just Dragon Ball. It’s all Dragon Ball.
@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica yes, dont ask next time you wanna be funny
Fake. Not enough pawn shops
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You have some cute cat's dude
I think this is probably an authentic Joel Haver channel original, but I don't want the seller to think that, otherwise it'll slip through my fingers.
"Best I can do is $3.50 and a copy of Battletoads."
"You know, I didn't think I'd come away from that with more than a $1, so I feel like I'm the real winner in this situation. Hi mom!"
You're about 5 years late with this comment. The pawn shop shows went out of style a long time ago and it's all about cold weather themed shows now.
I feel so called out because I haven’t had cable in literally 15 years and the last time I was somewhere that had it and had Discovery Channel on, it was a show about building an aquarium in Shaqs house. The violin plucking during tense moments is sooo spot on too.
That sounds like Tanked, and it airs on Animal Planet.
I can already picture my dad chuckling at the “I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE”
This was too realistic..but when dinkus admitted he ate the sandwich I really felt his apology to morkanhdhehdheh his lover
hongous
Dinkis
Oh hey world famous music reaction channel, Zay Rashod
Dude. Spoilers wtf....shit was right there without even opening the comments when i clicked the vid...my god
Did he!? My goodness... But still it was a heartfelt apology so I guess we have to forgive the guy~
10/10 would find on my grandpas DVR
lol
Xoxoxo
I know u, u r meme bear
Grandson? Is that you?
It's on there right now!
My favorite subtle detail was the music during the scene where he's looking for his sandwich in the car. Something normal is happening but it's mildly more remarkable because of that iconic music
Oh my god the cuts are literally perfect. Amazing!
Don't forget that every single episode is another potentially "Season ending" tragedy that turns out to be solved in 15 minutes tops
Well, there's only 20 minutes of content on a one hour episode, if you remove the commercials. And the first five minutes of every segment is going back over the previous segment again, so as to make up some time.
Like the sandwich
@@maxr.mamint8580 are you.. 20 minutes????? I’ve been watching that many ads??????
@@norkshit slight exaggeration I think it's more like 40 min show 20 min of ads
or at least last of me watching history channel that's what it was
The spectacles were on his head the whole time!
The spinning camera, the back to back crossed arms pose, it’s all just perfect.
Back to back crossed arms post was the nail in the coffin. So was the snow flying into the camera lense. They nailed it
The tree punching like on that actual show on History Channel haha!
and that really weird sped up cut of them walking
Not to mention shaky cam.
I see you play bloodborne
I had to rewatch this to fully appreciate how accurate all the goofy shots and transitions they did were. I never even noticed how often I've seen things like that quick 360 shot when introducing someone in these types of shoes
I've watched this episode probably 33 times. I'll probably watch it about 33 more times. Joel and Trent are cinematic geniuses.
This may be a parody, but History would absolutely greenlight this for at least 5 seasons.
Okay, full disclosure: I'd actually watch it. I'm all for it.
They would cancel Pawn stars for this.
Lmao
@@dorothyallspice1862 honestly same
@@dorothyallspice1862 This is why we can't have nice things!
This is just straight up indistinguishable from an actual history channel show
down to the fucking music... its all there!
What do you mean? This isn't the history channel?
I thought it was real at first
I deadass thought it was real
@@goldenretriever1528 I haven't watched tv let alone history channel in years so I also thought this was real
Joel always gets me giggling 😆 awesome clip, appreciate you guys!
Brilliant work! This was literally every American reality show. Felt like I was watching a genuine show on TV 😆
The only thing missing: The extremely tense cliff hanger with someone yelling before it cuts to commercial, just for things to be perfectly fine when the show comes back.
Holy shit they STILL do that?
Like glass breaking and yelling
brand new eyes is a badass album!!
@@angeldelgado7120 😍
What the?! Where’s my sandwich??
*Tense music plays
We’ll be right back after a word from our sponsor.
Fake. No reoccurring "expert" with a cool nickname.
no ancient astronaut theorists :(
@@CactusCarrot "ancient astronaut theorists believe............."
@@valentinogoksirkairesideba3981 “ancient astronaut theorists say yes.”
omfg if they had an “ice expert” that would have completely taken it off the charts, but it’s still damn good
Hello, my name is Brent Icewalker. I’ve been an iceologist for the past 24 years. I’m what some would call an expert on the field.
“My best friend Bart” 30 seconds later “When Bart and I took our wedding vows”
This is a hilarious parody of the history channel. I showed this to my dad and brother tho and they were both hung up on the fact that the dudes were married
That relationship is solid and unbreakable!
Unlike that ice.
Go back to breaking BotW smh my head
Ayyyy Kleric is in the comments! A great BotW glitcher with great taste in sketch comedy videos
That VERY dangerous breakable cold ice
I completely forgot that the youtubers I watch actually can watch videos themselves.
Not unlike the character Thor in the movie Thor The Dark World
Dad: "Reality TV is terrible. This stuff is rotting your brain."
Also Dad: (Proceeds to watch History Channel all day)
@@nicolascordone8180 How. How is it interesting to watch the same shit with the same formula that has run for over a decade.
@@toxendon dad brain is a hell of a drug
@@nicolascordone8180 i will sit down with my grandpa occasionally and watch History channel with him. It is slightly entertaining, but it is not the content I hope to see from them. I miss real history, I want to learn something new.
@@nicolascordone8180 yeah 10-4 you're right
@@nicolascordone8180 well i hope history reruns duck dynasty
This is pure gold. Thank you for making this
oh my god that intro is perfection, being from the UK and seeing so many programs from the US, that have exactly that style of intro, on any subject, to make it sound and look way cooler than the reality of it, you have nailed it
I don't like how accurate this is.
Its basically a 1:1 comparison
VTAK
He lives
I hope the internet is doing better, how was the hearthstone stream yesterday?
I just watched some History channel and yeah this is scarily accurate
Its the cuts and the angles that really sell every shot. They did their research.
And the sound effects
R.I.P Barth’s Sandwich
Unlike the history channel with most of their shows
Agree
Even the generic macho-man guitar music in the intro is perfect.
This one of the first Joel Haver videos I saw! It's impossible to not be a fan immediately 😊
You know the ads were hyping up the drama of the sandwich theft only for it to be solved in under a minute
Nice dog!
@@juliee593 he is!
TRUE LOL
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙
The commercial break comes in when Dinkus says he's going to handle it like a man.
This gave me serious “you’re 11 years old and watching tv at 12 am when you should be sleeping for school in the morning” vibes.
For me it was more "11 years old and taking a sick day off from school in the middle of the week"
And then my dad shows up from late shift and beats me for not being in the bed.
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Yeah lol
I’d always watch the history channel with my dad, remember watching oak island and that logging one, that was the shit
"we take a lot of risks on this show, and sometimes... we don't..."
Without a doubt the best video I've seen in a long time!
Transcendent as usual Joel.
well hello there
Oh hey it's the guy who made my plush- I mean action figures.
Hey your that book guy
No doubt my man
Can you stop having the same taste in channels like I do?
eating someone elses sandwich is like declaration of war in Russia
Unacceptable!
unexpected boris cameo
Blyat
Hey verified person
Boris! Love you, Bro, keep it up!
This is spot on 10/10, History channel would extend this 3 min video into 3 seasons. Complete with wild animal noise cliff hangers and the like..
This is painfully accurate.
As in I legit had to watch in parts because it was causing physical pain because of its accuracy.
So nailed it, great job.
The excessive arm crossing and aggressively walking towards the camera is on point.
Aggressively walking in slow motion, then QUICKLY SWITCHING TO SPED UP AND THEN back to slow motion.
@@Circuitssmith Also the generic hard rock playing in the background.
Circular paaaannnss! While standing back to back arms folded, for no reason.
@@Domarius64 spot on, my man
The arm crossing!!!
Coming up next: How Aliens Infiltrated Hitler's Inner Circle
While Walking On Ice
Hitler or Aliens are always up next on the history channel.
It would not surprise me in the slightest find out that this is an actual show
How hitler sold alien technology to pawn shops
@@JK-ei7wr it sounds too much like something they would make
Just checking in to make sure these guys are still gettin out on that ice.
going through your library and this one is insane. top lads for sure
Accurate and SO well edited. You guys, this is a cut above.
Omg lady hildegard.
I love you!!!!!!!!! Bardcore is the meaning of life!!!!
@@vinceespada750
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ITS YOU!!! I LOVE YOUR MUSIC!
Ah, Milady Hildegard! Thee did bless us with thy presence.
this is just so accurate.
Ah yes time is money RUclips man
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Yes
So true....
The entire time I was getting this "I swear I've seen this before" feeling.
The only thing it's missing is for them to explain something and then have an "expert" say the exact same thing.
This seems like something I'd watch with my dad around Christmas and it makes me feel good
Its the awkward pauses during narration that killed me as a kid, like do they just stand their staring at each other for 5 seconds after every other sentence?
lmao
Tlc is even worse
And now tune in for: Hitlers secret Magic Underwater Bunker
Dude for real. I get it the nazi's were into alot of occultist stuff but holy crap it gets ridiculous.
Those fracking Yggdmillennias
And dont forget the 10 hour special of Hitler ancient bunker aliens that comes with drama, bigfoot hunting and the lost city of Atlantis and a small shop.
@@randomshyte9989 everyone knows hitlers bunker is on OAK ISLAND
Bro every year during August it's literally nazi stuff and the theories Hitler didn't suicide and went to Argentina
the sound effect after he asks the other guy if he ate his sandwich killed me
The music playing in the background of the intro 🤣🤣🤣 facts I blame deadliest catch lol
Thing is skinny guy who is eccentric and occasionally causes trouble and big burly beard man who is the voice of reason is almost all history shows
And gmm lol
Ok
Also Home Improvement
myth busters
@@dislikebutton9571 buzzfeed unsolved
*This show is truly groundbreaking,*
as in the ground can break any minute now.
We’re still waiting for it to.
Omg...
nIce one! Snow joke, that was one of the best puns I’ve heard as of late
0:27
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“If we didn’t do this nobody would!”
I love that all of these are getting recommended to me in a semi-regular basis. I don't have to try to catch up on years of comedy gold to catch up! ♥️
The line between fantasy and reality blurs with each passing day
Justin, it seems like you have beaten Ray Mak, so congratulations!
Haven't seen you in a while
saddest justin y comment ever
4th pog
Hey Justin did you eat my sandwitch?
I thought this was just an episode of some show, didn’t realize it was fake until I recognized them...
Woah, a verified Account with no likes..
But can you do an AK trick akimbo reload on the ice though? I see a potential collaboration opportunity here.
Hey it's the reload guy who posts femboys
Is that an abridged helsing reference
Oh no, is this a sign of a collab? Boys, brace yourself, cause some gunslinging femboy is coming to town
this video completely captures history channel and just like the history channel it stands the test of time. damn near 2 years
this still makes me so happy. thank you
The History channel had two methods of dealing with their series: make a good one and have it run for ten episodes and then cancel it, or make an okay one give it 30 seasons and milk it for all its worth
Either way they only use about 8 hours of footage
Because a good one costs money and an okay ones costs 3 pringles and half a tealeaf
Rip mysterys at the museum
@@bass_fishing_fuels7404 rip mail call. that was fun.
Just like Cartoon Network post-2017.
the phrase "The last thing we need today" woke a beast that was slumbering for 15 years and now i cant stop thinking about cake boss
Funny Italian cake baker
Dey call me buddy, an ahm da bawss
I hate Buddy. I'm team Duff all the fucking way.
a beast?
IT DON'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR
The random walking speed ups is 110 percent accurate to history channel, I literally watched it the other day
The worst part is the constant cliffhanger-commercial break-recap cycle they go through just to fill time.
This is perfect. I swear you could put this on the history channel and people would think it's some genuine ice related program.
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There's so many ways to cross your arms over your chest, but when I say "History Channel pose" everybody knows exactly what I mean
I'm too early to say this comment is underrated... but it is.
This comment is underrated.
*crosses arms way above the chest*
This comment is underrated
I know what you mean
This is so on point it's incredible
The music is perfect lol. Just like every reality show ever with the switch from quirky to dramatic.
“If we didn’t do this, nobody would”
At least they're honest...
"If we didn't do this, nobody would" - Well, he's not wrong
This comment sucks nobody likes quotes
@@tango6130 I would hate quotes too if I didn't know how to use proper punctuation.
@@tango6130 I agree with you. I don't disagree with you. I support you. You have my support. Have a good day. A good day have.
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ I respect your opinion as well, have a great day
Well, he’s not wrong was a true visionary of our time, shame they had to leave us so soon
This is so accurate and such a common trope xD felt like I just watched all the shows at once and can’t even name them at the same time. Such a weird feeling
This is horrifyingly accurate. Please never lift my rock up ever again
"If we didn't do this, nobody would"
You don't say.
Nice pic from the wall
Nice pick from the wall
Nice pick from The Wall
Nice pick from the wall
Icepick from the walle
And now get ready for a new episode of: Hitler's Secret Plasma-Fed Moon Dolphins
@Drenrams aw thanks man
I actually remember when the history channel was nothing but ww2 documentaries
I’d buy that for a dollar
I would watch that in a fukkin' heartbeat.
Will there be actual moon dolphins?
The editing in the intro is superb.
I literally, unironically want more of this