THE VIKING CRUSADE FOR BYZANTIUM?! - CK2 THE CONQUEROR ACHIEVEMENT RUN!

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • THE VIKING CRUSADE FOR BYZANTIUM?! Absolutely! Especially since the Venetians said so!!! Join me, Koifish, as I try to complete one of the RAREST achievements in the game, The Conqueror! An achievement that has us transforming our vikings into Normans, and then into Englishmen! Truly a great challenge!
    This is the third video out of four, with an EPIC Crusader Kings 2 game that spans almost 400 years, full of legendary warriors, saints and secretive sneaky snakes!
    Will Koifish be able to complete the Achievement? Will the Vikings be able to take over England? Will they stand the test of time? Find out in this video!
    I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury! Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game!
    #CrusaderKings2 #CK2 #Koifish

Комментарии • 150

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  4 года назад +140

    *PART THREE OF THE EPIC NORMAN SAGA*
    Hello hello! The fourth and most likely last part will be uploaded next week, so keep your eyes open for that! :D More epic videos to come!
    Make sure to LEAVE A LIKE and comment down below what achievement i should try next! And make sure to Subscribe and click the bell icon, or else the *NORMANS* will come and get you!

    • @alexlazarre4252
      @alexlazarre4252 4 года назад

      Lit

    • @haramortari
      @haramortari 4 года назад

      Lit

    • @jkbrech
      @jkbrech 4 года назад

      Don’t leave us waiting another three weeks, actually upload please

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 4 года назад

      when you say you want the translator to translate the speech before the battle but you doing even have captions on the video smh....

    • @IamnotfromUSA
      @IamnotfromUSA 4 года назад

      I think you should try to Create the Kingdom of Camelot in CK2

  • @Rwl3x
    @Rwl3x 4 года назад +374

    I'm gonna use "HE'S A SAINT?!" as my ringtone.

    • @paritoshd
      @paritoshd 4 года назад +12

      Might I recommend, "I have a sleeve up my ass?"

    • @rickysmith2126
      @rickysmith2126 4 года назад +3

      thats actual gold

    • @ollaniuspius1211
      @ollaniuspius1211 4 года назад

      Timestamp?

    • @cursedex3755
      @cursedex3755 4 года назад +1

      @@ollaniuspius1211 He doesnt say it in this video but in his introduction to the video he always says it

    • @bordergore7623
      @bordergore7623 4 года назад

      Ben Clarks he would’ve said it in part 4 but he canceled the series.

  • @Chefkejr
    @Chefkejr 4 года назад +105

    "your last supper doesn't have to be every night, Jesus"
    I'm actually in tears😂

  • @videotroll72
    @videotroll72 4 года назад +194

    Koifish so good at CK2 he getting achievements he aint even going for

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 4 года назад +6

      It is confirmed then. Koifish has finally beaten Arumba. All hail the great lion fish thing of the north!

    • @huomagachi8519
      @huomagachi8519 4 года назад +1

      He's a koifish lol. It's an actual fish.

  • @linked_soul
    @linked_soul 4 года назад +76

    *Venetians change Crusade Target to Byzantium*
    Hey I‘ve seen this one!

  • @wojciechkowalski8061
    @wojciechkowalski8061 4 года назад +188

    Koifish every single battle:
    COME ERE YOU BASTERDS!!!

    • @paritoshd
      @paritoshd 4 года назад +1

      Are you the guy that Charles Manson killed with Sharon Tate?

  • @francopintado4473
    @francopintado4473 4 года назад +34

    Gives Egypt to a random man, only to holy crusade it later. That's the true way of a Normand

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 4 года назад +49

    The image of a fiercely bearded Koifish wearing a greathelm too big for his head is now burned in my memory because of this.

  • @Archangel71
    @Archangel71 4 года назад +26

    17:17 "The second Jesus got sent to China"
    _Tai Ping flashback intensifies_

  • @fabiomorandi3585
    @fabiomorandi3585 4 года назад +93

    Just got an idea for a joke mod while watching this video: a "ginger" trait bestowing immunity to both magical corruption and possession, because the bearers of the trait would have nothing to corrupt or manipulate.

    • @obtuse186
      @obtuse186 4 года назад +21

      And a flat general opinion -10

    • @fabiomorandi3585
      @fabiomorandi3585 4 года назад +15

      @@obtuse186 And if you're a member of Lucifer's Own, a +50 with temple vassals because you've managed to do the impossible: con the Devil himself XD

    • @obtuse186
      @obtuse186 4 года назад +5

      @@fabiomorandi3585 as an English man, I've always suspected the Celts to secretly be a coven of Satan's spawn.

    • @fabiomorandi3585
      @fabiomorandi3585 4 года назад +1

      @@obtuse186 That's a gross oversimplification, since not all Celts are ginger and not all gingers are culturally celtic.

    • @obtuse186
      @obtuse186 4 года назад +5

      @@fabiomorandi3585 tomato, pomato. The truth is, Celts are born of the devil and you will *never* change my mind.

  • @pith6054
    @pith6054 4 года назад +24

    "I should really alert the Chinese, maybe he's you know, Hong Kong?"
    Thankyou Koifish very cool

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 года назад +14

    Hopefully that grand cathedral in Paris doesn't burn down in a thousand years.

  • @DJFK777
    @DJFK777 4 года назад +10

    These videos are like a crazy historian's feverish nightmare and I love every second of them

  • @marsdecastro9881
    @marsdecastro9881 4 года назад +5

    (As soon as he wears the crusader helment)*dies*
    Too holy for him!

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 года назад +4

    Koifish: _prays to Jesus Christ to win the crusade_
    Byzantium: _prays to Jesus Christ to win the war_
    Jesus: bruh

  • @tancreddehauteville9983
    @tancreddehauteville9983 4 года назад +26

    10:12 YOU LOST A QUICK CHARACTER??? I would have rage quit 😂

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven 4 года назад +15

      I feel like the game hates all my genius heirs. Just once you manage to get one, educate them to god tier, prepare to give them lands and stuff, game decides they are depressed and kills them off. Now your heir is cousin Steve, whos all stats are 4.

    • @blackgenetics6206
      @blackgenetics6206 4 года назад

      MrDUneven Yeah true but that’s why you have to micro manage most characters when you’re the king, even for your vassals so they all end up decent. Assign Guardianship is such a powerful tool.

    • @paritoshd
      @paritoshd 4 года назад

      Holy fuck true norman here.

  • @flotnar2512
    @flotnar2512 4 года назад +4

    Really loving this series koi we need more of norman vikings crusading for egypt and giving it back

  • @onetwothreefourfive12345
    @onetwothreefourfive12345 4 года назад

    Without exaggerating, that was the best intro I have ever seen.
    You are an absolute genius.

  • @VictorBillordo
    @VictorBillordo 4 года назад +3

    Yay! More of Koifish's CK2 :)

  • @BabyHands14
    @BabyHands14 4 года назад

    "sounds like the suburbs of Birmingham" you, good sir, are fantastically accurate

  • @Dvut
    @Dvut 4 года назад +12

    Why is there my dad in the patreons list...
    That explains a lot

  • @rage3100
    @rage3100 4 года назад +2

    This series has me on my toes.. God I love it

  • @plebisMaximus
    @plebisMaximus 4 года назад +5

    Perhaps the real crusades were the friends you made along the way.

  • @plutarchvonpluto6439
    @plutarchvonpluto6439 4 года назад +3

    5:24
    Constantinopolitans: "Why do I hear boss music?"

  • @Doctor_Jekyll
    @Doctor_Jekyll 4 года назад +2

    This saga runs like a damn fever dream!

  • @mee8801
    @mee8801 4 года назад +2

    I think I need to take some medicine.i mean it's not a bad fever dream.

  •  4 года назад +1

    If you thought Cypriot Central Nile was cursed then you haven't seen _Nomadic Khazarian Cornwall!_

  • @ogaucho6235
    @ogaucho6235 3 года назад

    "To invade England, we must first conquer France" - Some Norman madlad

  • @PaulEIvory
    @PaulEIvory 4 года назад +7

    Roman Empire next?

  • @jamiebell9180
    @jamiebell9180 4 года назад +2

    I love ck2 can’t wait for TommyKayLIVE to play ck3 when it comes out

    • @PermadeathHD
      @PermadeathHD 4 года назад +5

      Jamie Bell that’s cool but why are you commenting that on a koifish video lmao

  • @umama7542
    @umama7542 4 года назад +1

    Was i the only one expecting a joke when he built a grand cathedral in paris like “hopefully it doesn’t burn down” or something?

  • @somedude9431
    @somedude9431 4 года назад

    I haven't subscribed to koifish yet but will do so either when he uploads the next part of this or crusader kings 3 comes out...whichever comes first.he needs some motivation like my chancellor trying to fabricate a claim.

  • @tf2664
    @tf2664 4 года назад +1

    Time for a fricken crusade

  • @Arcanai21
    @Arcanai21 4 года назад +1

    The Epic saga continues.

  • @koffeemonsta
    @koffeemonsta Год назад

    Thanks Koifish, really cool

  • @TheFacialHairsBeardy
    @TheFacialHairsBeardy 4 года назад +7

    FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

  • @eddieryan7246
    @eddieryan7246 4 года назад +1

    Where is part 4 😭

  • @yoshiboi5989
    @yoshiboi5989 4 года назад +1

    Koifish has gained the trait "poet"

  • @user-dz7zv8hm4s
    @user-dz7zv8hm4s 4 года назад

    Koifish, you are so good in ck2, i hope we will see more beatiful achivemnents

  • @Unbottled.Water23
    @Unbottled.Water23 4 года назад

    Koifish should finish that crusader Kings II playlist

  • @sco2oter
    @sco2oter 4 года назад +8

    What is the soundtrack you use for the jews?? I cant find it anywhere

    • @flargle1967
      @flargle1967 4 года назад

      It’s from fiddler on the roof

    • @sco2oter
      @sco2oter 4 года назад

      Thank you! It was fiddler on the roof - tradition

  • @vietimports
    @vietimports 4 года назад +1

    he handed egypt back to the egyptians and condemned them to another crusade

  • @lololeos2665
    @lololeos2665 4 года назад +5

    koifish "alfons" means "pimp" in Polish

  • @wyattconnolly3851
    @wyattconnolly3851 4 года назад +4

    i watched this 17 seconds after it was uploaded fastest i ever done

  • @rickysmith2126
    @rickysmith2126 4 года назад +1

    I CANNOT HELP MY'SELF I FEEL IVE BEEN WATCHING AND ENJOY'ING SO MUCH KOIFISH CONTENT>!!!!!!!! I DEMAND MOOOORRREEEEE!!!! HAHAHA!!! ....love your content plzzzz make so much. as u even when u and the wonderful ms' koifish make koifish offspring together ( presumably hahaha again :P ) i still demand content before and after the koifish child is born. LMFAO i was trying to channel the Koifish himself when i was typing this.. TYVM. MORE LOL

  • @danielpeter8767
    @danielpeter8767 4 года назад +2

    Best video ever

  • @TheCaesarMania
    @TheCaesarMania 4 года назад +1

    Do you guys remember the old Yu Gi Oh Tv cartoon on CW?

  • @skaut_games7644
    @skaut_games7644 4 года назад +5

    2:01 what is this sound I need to know

    • @chaos9731
      @chaos9731 4 года назад +1

      Its called "tradition" which is from a movie called fiddler on the roof

    • @skaut_games7644
      @skaut_games7644 4 года назад

      @@chaos9731 thanks man

  • @malachi3025
    @malachi3025 4 года назад +1

    Koifish, you started the British colonization a little early.

  • @TheKnizzine
    @TheKnizzine 4 года назад

    This is the most interesting history in the multiverse

  • @cezarivanciu1620
    @cezarivanciu1620 4 года назад +2

    Hell yes more CK2 boisssssss

  • @harryfarrar1540
    @harryfarrar1540 4 года назад +2

    Sabaton Last stand YEAH!

  • @thitalo1239
    @thitalo1239 4 года назад +2

    16:48 new dean martin...?

  • @valandes1861
    @valandes1861 4 года назад

    Now whenever I see Anatolia, I see Calradia

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 4 года назад

    The moment that you realize Koifish is the beard for his wife... in the game.

  • @andrebonds4199
    @andrebonds4199 4 года назад

    14:17 lmao, that whole speech

  • @sovietgrim1950
    @sovietgrim1950 4 года назад +2

    Koifish: 10 ads for u

  • @marcosribeiro4362
    @marcosribeiro4362 4 года назад

    Eu amo.esse canal e vou defender com todas minhas forças

  • @ENTProductions
    @ENTProductions 4 года назад

    Looking at that cursed Anatolia makes me feel sad...

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 года назад +1

    so, when are you doing the SPQR achievement?

  • @alexlazarre4252
    @alexlazarre4252 4 года назад +11

    Me early trying to thing of a funny comment

  • @mrCongoblast
    @mrCongoblast 4 года назад +1

    When does the part "He's a saint?!?!" come? :/

  • @valonyaver600
    @valonyaver600 4 года назад +1

    The description says this is the first part lol

  • @delp4287
    @delp4287 4 года назад

    I Love youre vids

  • @MatthewMcRowan
    @MatthewMcRowan 4 года назад

    hey TommyKay nice video once again

    • @MatthewMcRowan
      @MatthewMcRowan 4 года назад

      lmao you play without shattered retreat and defensive pacts that makes this game as easy as beating an 8yr old girl

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 года назад

    Jesus when the Orthodox pray for Constantinople's saftey and the Catholics pray for it to fall:
    **Nervous sweating**

  • @zaherhaidar8078
    @zaherhaidar8078 4 года назад +1

    Did anyone else see part 2 in the beginning of the video?

  • @Sion879
    @Sion879 4 года назад

    How dare you betray Byzantium!

  • @KaramonTheHyborean
    @KaramonTheHyborean 4 года назад +1

    Jurchen and Norman children..... so Jurmans? Cough*Germans*Cough

  • @kodexeighteighteight
    @kodexeighteighteight 4 года назад

    What's the background music called that's playing at 2:21

  • @FriendlyArchpriest
    @FriendlyArchpriest 4 года назад +1

    As a catholic sympathizer I approve of this video! DEUS VULT!

  • @Olafr_Warrior
    @Olafr_Warrior 4 года назад

    Koifish the camgirl I like that one

  • @kidsgaming594
    @kidsgaming594 4 года назад

    Good video

  • @fatmanyevo6235
    @fatmanyevo6235 4 года назад +1

    Yeu barhsturds

  • @nerdygamingofficial
    @nerdygamingofficial 4 года назад

    Gave up Egypt jus to crusade it lmao

  • @swietomir_piotrowicz
    @swietomir_piotrowicz 4 года назад

    Does anyone know the name of the song from Koifish's outro?

  • @abdellahelbakal7186
    @abdellahelbakal7186 4 года назад +1

    Hi

  • @th3highwayman
    @th3highwayman 4 года назад

    What's the sound/music that plays every time he mentions Jews?

  • @tomaszzalewski4541
    @tomaszzalewski4541 4 года назад

    For Jesus!!!!

  • @rooseveltalviar3380
    @rooseveltalviar3380 4 года назад

    Have you ever had 12 children in ck2 as emperor then put your 1st and 2nd son as a kings then ypur. Favourite close to you as your spy master cause hes loyal but your 2nd child kills him then you thought 1st child killed 3rd child so you war on him you both die. 2nd son inherits everything.

  • @RMadaraPlay
    @RMadaraPlay 4 года назад +1

    How dare you enter the crusade for Byzantium

  • @bermby
    @bermby 4 года назад

    Yes

  • @nikaimerlishvili6347
    @nikaimerlishvili6347 4 года назад

    The guy who disliked the video is probably From egypt and he doesnt like crusaders ;)

  • @freezelyz
    @freezelyz 4 года назад

    when u said that u will do 2 video at week but only cut one video on many pieces.. )

  • @fleecejohnsonbandit
    @fleecejohnsonbandit 2 года назад

    best accent ever lmao

  • @r30413
    @r30413 4 года назад

    11:28 Gandalf???

  • @jthomas7453
    @jthomas7453 4 года назад

    Part 4? :(

  • @user-gw5df2br5k
    @user-gw5df2br5k 4 года назад

    What is the song he uses for the jews?

  • @maddoxlacy9072
    @maddoxlacy9072 4 года назад

    What can I say?
    England just cant help but colonize Africa.
    *you cannot escape your fate*

  • @bannableusername93
    @bannableusername93 4 года назад

    hesus

  • @lebunnytalagrand1383
    @lebunnytalagrand1383 4 года назад

    mon dieux...

  • @m.n.8479
    @m.n.8479 4 года назад

    WHAT'S THE JEW MUSIC!!!!!

  • @ChristosGoulios
    @ChristosGoulios 4 года назад

    How dear you

  • @szarusz
    @szarusz 4 года назад

    yo?

  • @castairl9815
    @castairl9815 4 года назад +1

    beannachtaí ó Éirinn🇮🇪

  • @partypartisan1801
    @partypartisan1801 4 года назад

    Why do you sound like a blend between a norwegian and a swede

  • @gunner38ED
    @gunner38ED 4 года назад +1

    Jesus foreskin... I read something different.

  • @user-yw2ro8fn8j
    @user-yw2ro8fn8j 4 года назад

    Xd

  • @themoosemanguy1537
    @themoosemanguy1537 4 года назад +1

    I require the Jew music.

  • @BVBrocks927
    @BVBrocks927 4 года назад

    I almost vomited from 6 add spots on a 18 minute video. That's 1 every three minutes bruh. This is why people turn on adblock.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 года назад

      There won't be an ad in every of those spots :) It's on average 2 per person, which is reasonable. No ad spots = no lights on in my apartment