Replacing Humanity with Horses in Crusader Kings 2

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 226

  • @AlzaboHD
    @AlzaboHD  3 года назад +239

    Better late than neeeeighver! This video is the sequel to the original horse only challenge, which you can watch here: ruclips.net/video/JTSAigVV0JY/видео.html. What videos would you like to see in the future?

    • @VonPlanter
      @VonPlanter 3 года назад +1

      Imperio español (Eu4)

    • @Yogiyokeskyo
      @Yogiyokeskyo 3 года назад +4

      Did u try humankind?

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  3 года назад +11

      @@Yogiyokeskyo I just got the game, looking forward to trying it!

    • @Yogiyokeskyo
      @Yogiyokeskyo 3 года назад +2

      Nice!

    • @GlizzyGoblin757
      @GlizzyGoblin757 3 года назад

      @@AlzaboHD i do not like that game 👍

  • @TroyMcClure325
    @TroyMcClure325 3 года назад +1063

    "You can rule Britannia as an immortal, satanic horse" Is honestly an amazing selling point for CK2

    • @TrollOfReason
      @TrollOfReason 3 года назад +62

      Immortal, satanic, cannibalistic werehorse; usurper of Rome, appointer of the corrupted horse Antipope.

    • @the_feedle
      @the_feedle 3 года назад +22

      This is why I will always prefer ck2 to ck3

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 3 года назад +24

      @@the_feedle one day we will have this glory reproduced in CK3.

    • @the_feedle
      @the_feedle 3 года назад +9

      @@admontblanc It's hard to believe considering that the devs said they won't develop the game that much so it can be more "accessible", but I hope you're right

    • @noodled6145
      @noodled6145 3 года назад +9

      @@admontblanc CK3 is a complete mess, they changed up the UI for no reason, and made it extremely frustrating to use. There's the UI, instant boats forcing you to chase armies and no primogeniture to late game :(

  • @coola567
    @coola567 3 года назад +407

    "The emperor of imperial Horse Britannia is a 74 year old immortal horse satanist with six human-horse hybrid children and over 50 confirmed kills"
    What in the name of all things unholy...
    CKII truly got weird with those last expansions

  • @JakoblaGrange
    @JakoblaGrange 3 года назад +503

    Rupert the mule is literally palpatine. Leading an authoritarian empire while having powers from the darks side, and being deformed.

  • @johnshogskins4443
    @johnshogskins4443 3 года назад +76

    "But no one suspected foal play..."
    Alright, you're going the right way for a smack bottom.

  • @stevenmcdonald5797
    @stevenmcdonald5797 3 года назад +260

    I'm so proud of Bojack. Finally creating the horse nation everyhorse wanted. May he claim his horse empire in heaven as well.

  • @ThreeEyedFish
    @ThreeEyedFish 3 года назад +224

    Your commentary is always great but this one takes the cake. Every line is just oozing with jokes and character.

  • @warrenbrant2356
    @warrenbrant2356 3 года назад +137

    A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

    • @AlbertAlbertB.
      @AlbertAlbertB. 3 года назад +6

      A Kingdom! A Kingdom! My horse of a kingdom? F Richard btw.

    • @warrenbrant2356
      @warrenbrant2356 3 года назад +4

      @@AlbertAlbertB.
      “Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them” - George Eliot
      My man died to soon

  • @MatrixAwpington
    @MatrixAwpington 3 года назад +130

    Bringing a whole new meaning to the animal kingdom
    Glad this series got another part,

  • @plebisMaximus
    @plebisMaximus 3 года назад +90

    At last we get the conclusion to the greatest CKII "series" around.

  • @iptf
    @iptf 3 года назад +59

    My favourite pun was the one about 'conkering' a new land. Great reference to horse chestnuts.

  • @BestOfGermany67
    @BestOfGermany67 3 года назад +48

    This video perfectly sums up why CK3 isn´t even close to the level of polish of ck2 yet. I mean just look at this. This is a masterpiece.

    • @ravivik3378
      @ravivik3378 2 года назад +1

      I'ts been a year and still the game hadn't taken a single step towards anything close to ck2 level of deving

    • @BestOfGermany67
      @BestOfGermany67 2 года назад +1

      @@ravivik3378 yeah honestly the royal court dlc was a huge letdown, as it did nothing to adress the problems the game had and instead just added an ugly throne room and some interactions. The flavour packs so far were alright but that's all they are. Kinda sad they still haven't put in some of the ck2 content like they promised to. At this rate I wonder at what point they will put in stuff like nomads and proper content we're missing from ck2?

    • @ravivik3378
      @ravivik3378 2 года назад

      @@BestOfGermany67 I think they will stick with flavor packs for now simpley because the dumb player sees it is usually half priced from a fully fledged dlc with much much less effort, at this rate there wont be another dlc for 10 more flavor packs

  • @alvarox951
    @alvarox951 3 года назад +8

    a honchback horse emperor product of a long line of animalism who indulge itself in lust, is a werewolf, is satanist, has the power of inmortality, it's a canibal, it's a lunatic, and is helping the holy church in crusades? god this is better than game of thrones

  • @andrewjack2358
    @andrewjack2358 3 года назад +68

    A followup to my favorite series?! This truly is a blessed day, God bless you Alzabo!

  • @realredsheep5405
    @realredsheep5405 3 года назад +26

    finally you continued to horse around with this save game

  • @uhhhscizo6531
    @uhhhscizo6531 2 года назад +6

    I think it would be interesting to imagine that all of this is a story told by the first character you played as, because he’s a lunatic

  • @chiguayante
    @chiguayante 3 года назад +20

    Missed the opportunity to rename your empire "Equestria" but otherwise, a great vid! Loved it!

  • @Shiny49GER
    @Shiny49GER 3 года назад +24

    "Only Girls play games with horses as main characters."
    The Boys:

  • @metroidman3893
    @metroidman3893 3 года назад +8

    I'm barely 3 mins in and I've already lost my sides to high orbit. This is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  3 года назад

      Thank you for watching!

  • @notgoddhoward5972
    @notgoddhoward5972 3 года назад +40

    Not a moment too soon.
    A wizard is never late, he arrives pricesely when he means to.

  • @El_Bellota
    @El_Bellota 3 года назад +4

    The Epic song playing in the beginning on the background is "Time" by Hans Zimmer from Inception.

  • @robjohnson3095
    @robjohnson3095 3 года назад +7

    Such a joy! Saddley, trying to think up another horse pun is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 3 года назад +4

    Man ! This episode was all in content ! From some sticky realations to most hyped ck2 memes and actual crusade climax ! Goddam it it was so well barrated as if its actual historical documentry! Bravo bro!

  • @shadowthehedgehog3113
    @shadowthehedgehog3113 3 года назад +5

    Caligula would be proud.

  • @PrOzielonek
    @PrOzielonek 3 года назад +12

    The puns in this one are even More.... Punny or should I Say Pony ;)

  • @ScottishManiac1872
    @ScottishManiac1872 3 года назад +36

    Can’t wait to see the Part 3 in the next year.

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  3 года назад +32

      Coming soon to Crusader Kings 3 ™

    • @aniketdhumal2692
      @aniketdhumal2692 3 года назад +4

      @@AlzaboHD yeah but unfortunately ck3 doesn't have all these wacky stuff. Imagine if they had implemented such stuff.... Oh we can only hope

    • @thallan
      @thallan 3 года назад +2

      @@aniketdhumal2692 the have said that they won't because of "rEaLiSm"

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 3 года назад +2

      @@thallan "muh realism" freaks always ruining all the fun, nevermind that all the retards complaining about Monks & Mystics ad aeternum could easily turn off all supernatural stuff in the settings...
      If you want to enjoy realism stop playing games and get your lazy ass up in the outdoors.

    • @thallan
      @thallan 3 года назад +4

      @@admontblanc yeah, that's the key part, you could turn everything off. No one needed to play with immortals, horses and magic unless they wanted to.

  • @AlbertAlbertB.
    @AlbertAlbertB. 3 года назад +14

    The Centaur Empire is such a lovely idea to think through a bit. By the way, you should, in my humble and horsly opinion, 'horsify' every duchy and city. By with I mean, of course, naming every duchy and city to names that are from the horse culture.

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +14

    wow, this is amazing... i'm speechless

  • @thetrainman1000
    @thetrainman1000 3 года назад +11

    I love how I remembered about this series yesterday, and now I have the sequel today!

  • @SharlaBlades
    @SharlaBlades 3 года назад +4

    This video and the original feel so weird. Like, most videos I've seen have you acting very informative and professional. Then there's this. You horse around and it soinds like you had lots of fun making this! I love it!

  • @IemandIemandus
    @IemandIemandus 3 года назад +29

    So you finally stopped horsing around and made a sequel?

  • @cannibalfan01
    @cannibalfan01 3 года назад +11

    I long for when Horse is a playable culture in CK3

  • @adnaneizzar4976
    @adnaneizzar4976 2 года назад +1

    Man the "In the Previous Episode" part... I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @guilhermedias7444
    @guilhermedias7444 3 года назад +10

    The best Crusader Kings is back.

  • @Fun4luve
    @Fun4luve 3 года назад +3

    Finally a sequel to the video to the one that introduced me to this channel.
    it was worth the wait

  • @BloodRider1914
    @BloodRider1914 3 года назад +3

    3:34 I love how well-written these meme map videos are

  • @Jig_up
    @Jig_up 3 года назад +11

    Damn…
    Immortal satanist horse with a satanist horse pope as a vassal
    What a conclusion! Even if it took two years to get to, I’m glad it’s finally here

  • @scorpionfiresome3834
    @scorpionfiresome3834 3 года назад +106

    CK2 is still better than CK3

    • @tesstickle6974
      @tesstickle6974 3 года назад +2

      Agreed

    • @Wright1331
      @Wright1331 3 года назад +20

      till they release 2-3 more expansions, once CK3 gets enough content it will easily be superior

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao 3 года назад +51

      CK3 needs horses only to be better

    • @tesstickle6974
      @tesstickle6974 3 года назад +2

      @@space__idklmao agreed

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 3 года назад +5

      Based and Glitterhoofpilled

  • @lightfallonthehead3842
    @lightfallonthehead3842 Месяц назад

    "Passing off his steed seed, for those in need.... indeed" that four word rhyme completely threw me off
    1:45

  • @redmarion3tt377
    @redmarion3tt377 2 года назад +7

    Desperately wishing ck3 could have a horse kingdom now

  • @Campake
    @Campake 3 года назад +1

    the amount of fucking horse puns in this video astoneighshing

  • @kyleschneider6871
    @kyleschneider6871 3 года назад +1

    I've been looking forward to this video! I had assumed any sequel was lost, and was happy to see you had more. Sad to hear the save file is lost.

  • @lowlyaa0974
    @lowlyaa0974 2 года назад +1

    This has given em several emotions including: fear, confusion and humor

  • @lladimirvenin7473
    @lladimirvenin7473 3 года назад +1

    Your videos are out of this world man... Never change

  • @kucimaka8092
    @kucimaka8092 3 года назад +15

    I guess it is time for polar bear supremacy at 100 million subs 🐻

  • @PatrickGTReams
    @PatrickGTReams 3 года назад +2

    My fecking god, our boi Bill the Pony rears his angelic head at 3:32!!!! Sadly under horse arrest. 😢

  • @alexandersaldivar7243
    @alexandersaldivar7243 3 года назад +4

    omg thank you. i thought i was falling into a depression. this saved me.

  • @fataliecatalie899
    @fataliecatalie899 3 года назад +9

    Equestria is looking a bit different nowadays

  • @aniketdhumal2692
    @aniketdhumal2692 3 года назад +1

    Omg are you kidding me? What a mad lad. Great job lots of love!!

  • @Otterly_luna
    @Otterly_luna 3 года назад +1

    All these play on words are horsing me around.

  • @user-gs9ju9ec9s
    @user-gs9ju9ec9s 2 года назад

    Just got into your content and its incredible! Really appreciate the effort to engross the audience in the world. Shootout to the voice actors

  • @corumjaelhenirsei344
    @corumjaelhenirsei344 3 года назад +1

    "The horse king Bojak the first is a competent Cavalry commander." xD that made my day !

  • @DiscoDreamer1
    @DiscoDreamer1 3 года назад +1

    I did neigh expect to hear more horse puns, yet here we are, and I'm not complaining!

  • @blktauna
    @blktauna 3 года назад +4

    This is both brilliant and hilarious. How many puns can you actually stuff in one video? :)

  • @EmilHoplandBrkanovic
    @EmilHoplandBrkanovic 3 года назад +2

    This video is a masterpiece

  • @medika9651
    @medika9651 2 года назад

    13:18 i haven't chuckled so hardly in a while

  • @noodled6145
    @noodled6145 3 года назад +4

    CK2 > CK3, always.

  • @ravenreine
    @ravenreine 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for this! Hope all is well. Take care

  • @HighAdmiral
    @HighAdmiral 3 года назад

    The amount of alliciating alliteration used by AlzaboHD is amazing

  • @Sigil_Firebrand
    @Sigil_Firebrand 3 года назад +1

    Wait, the mythical part 2 of the horse challenge? I though it was a rumour, a myth, false truths spoken by heretics! DEAR GOD.

  • @Jig_up
    @Jig_up 3 года назад +1

    Finally…
    A year or so in the making now
    But the horses shall reign supreme (as it behooves them)
    Create a hay-ven for all the great herd

  • @nicbahtin4774
    @nicbahtin4774 3 года назад +2

    caligula would be proud

  • @mattdowning536
    @mattdowning536 3 года назад

    I don’t know how you can possibly write 30 minute scripts this dense in comedy and puns

  • @darthpi1337
    @darthpi1337 3 года назад

    You have outdone yourself yet again, extraordinary.

  • @rtleitao78
    @rtleitao78 3 года назад

    I can only hope ck3 will ever be this much fun

  • @cdw2468
    @cdw2468 3 года назад +3

    back in the 90s i was in a very famous tv show

  • @David-bh7hs
    @David-bh7hs 3 года назад +7

    Eventually and without our noticing this became a my little pony fan fiction.

  • @markbarker2799
    @markbarker2799 3 года назад +1

    You should have played as a merchant republic. The Mare Mayor.

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 3 года назад

    I wasn't even expected an ending after all this months ^_^ So cool !

  • @megawave8759
    @megawave8759 3 года назад +1

    Amazing content as always

  • @hope6840
    @hope6840 3 года назад +2

    Historical game btw, this happened

  • @TheJcjonesacp
    @TheJcjonesacp 3 года назад +1

    What the fuck is this man. I say dying of laughter

  • @pcu9284
    @pcu9284 3 года назад +2

    I have a challenge, do a mega campaign with your starting nation relating to a selected challenge from the comments, then on every game, a challenge suggested from the comments is tried, game through game

  • @teag6240
    @teag6240 2 года назад

    Thanks to this guy, I was sold on wanting to play Crusader Kings 3, but sadly it's pretty expensive on Steam :/. But then I watched this series on Crusader Kings 2, and the older game is free! So I'm gonna try that before I jump into Crusader Kings 3. Looks like a lot of fun! lol

    • @sfpt
      @sfpt 2 года назад

      crusader kings 2 is a much better game. you will get a lot more enjoyment if you get all the DLC as well. crusader kings 3 despite having very nice graphics, is missing a lot of features and is generally oversimplified.

  • @mariomachadovieirabisneto4612
    @mariomachadovieirabisneto4612 3 года назад +1

    We missed this

  • @kudrzyk
    @kudrzyk 3 года назад +1

    8:03 Can we appriciate the armored steed ?

  • @VonPlanter
    @VonPlanter 3 года назад +4

    You're back! Nice!

  • @junkjack1015
    @junkjack1015 3 года назад +1

    When I saw this video, I hoofed it down to the comments section.

  • @mofstar8683
    @mofstar8683 3 года назад

    "The prince is riding, and he shall be the stallion who mounts the world."

  • @Zharque
    @Zharque 3 года назад +1

    The madlad has returned.

  • @Shaknor
    @Shaknor 3 года назад

    That is some fantastic weird shit. Worth watching.

  • @gregoriotauro4469
    @gregoriotauro4469 3 года назад +1

    Did you just say "foal play"? :D
    I can't, i just can't.. Why do you hurt me?

  • @bosniencommie1202
    @bosniencommie1202 3 года назад

    The men(or i gues the horse) the legend is beck

  • @Pigraider268
    @Pigraider268 3 года назад

    I love this Horse in Wolf skin. Kind of poetic ^^

  • @philippstetter5611
    @philippstetter5611 3 года назад +1

    Oh my god its finally happening

  • @BovineFreedo
    @BovineFreedo 3 года назад +1

    I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS!!!!

  • @TheDolphinTuna
    @TheDolphinTuna 3 года назад

    Nobody:
    AlzaboHD: "Calvary Hegonomy"

  • @wcs9582
    @wcs9582 2 года назад

    Holy shit, I didn't even know this was possible in CK2

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss 3 года назад +1

    It's been 3000 years...

  • @Backlawn
    @Backlawn 2 года назад

    So this is how Centaurus and Minotaurs were created

  • @Njuregen
    @Njuregen 3 года назад +2

    Always knew the Scots and English were related to horses.

  • @DaDARKPass
    @DaDARKPass 3 года назад

    AFTER 2 YEARS OF WAITING! WE FINALLY GOT IT! NIEGH!

  • @sizanogreen9900
    @sizanogreen9900 2 года назад

    We need a ck3 mod which includes all the crazy stuff like immortality, powerfull satanism of course horses etc. in high quality.

  • @jasonyoung2160
    @jasonyoung2160 3 года назад +2

    I have been waiting so long Bojack....

  • @_frms
    @_frms 3 года назад

    Great video! I wish horses were in CK3...

  • @Weatherboy1102
    @Weatherboy1102 2 года назад

    I’m still very upset this craziness isn’t in CKIII (yet)

  • @JohnSmith-kb4re
    @JohnSmith-kb4re 3 года назад

    17:00 there's a Powerwolf joke here somewhere

  • @radradishradiator
    @radradishradiator 3 года назад

    There better be a third part to this

  • @a2e5
    @a2e5 3 года назад

    Oddly fitting for this moment filled with horse paste-eaters…

  • @chazzeo
    @chazzeo 2 года назад

    Ok hear me out: The Roman emperor Honorius had a chicken named Rome, correct? What if that chicken had secretly inherited the western Roman Empire? His imperial descendants would eventualy want to finish the reconnect of the British Isles and this would lead to a showdown with king Rupert the Mule. It would be an epic clash of chicken and horse to decide the fate of the western hemisphere!