Better late than neeeeighver! This video is the sequel to the original horse only challenge, which you can watch here: ruclips.net/video/JTSAigVV0JY/видео.html. What videos would you like to see in the future?
@@admontblanc It's hard to believe considering that the devs said they won't develop the game that much so it can be more "accessible", but I hope you're right
@@admontblanc CK3 is a complete mess, they changed up the UI for no reason, and made it extremely frustrating to use. There's the UI, instant boats forcing you to chase armies and no primogeniture to late game :(
"The emperor of imperial Horse Britannia is a 74 year old immortal horse satanist with six human-horse hybrid children and over 50 confirmed kills" What in the name of all things unholy... CKII truly got weird with those last expansions
@@ravivik3378 yeah honestly the royal court dlc was a huge letdown, as it did nothing to adress the problems the game had and instead just added an ugly throne room and some interactions. The flavour packs so far were alright but that's all they are. Kinda sad they still haven't put in some of the ck2 content like they promised to. At this rate I wonder at what point they will put in stuff like nomads and proper content we're missing from ck2?
@@BestOfGermany67 I think they will stick with flavor packs for now simpley because the dumb player sees it is usually half priced from a fully fledged dlc with much much less effort, at this rate there wont be another dlc for 10 more flavor packs
a honchback horse emperor product of a long line of animalism who indulge itself in lust, is a werewolf, is satanist, has the power of inmortality, it's a canibal, it's a lunatic, and is helping the holy church in crusades? god this is better than game of thrones
Man ! This episode was all in content ! From some sticky realations to most hyped ck2 memes and actual crusade climax ! Goddam it it was so well barrated as if its actual historical documentry! Bravo bro!
@@thallan "muh realism" freaks always ruining all the fun, nevermind that all the retards complaining about Monks & Mystics ad aeternum could easily turn off all supernatural stuff in the settings... If you want to enjoy realism stop playing games and get your lazy ass up in the outdoors.
The Centaur Empire is such a lovely idea to think through a bit. By the way, you should, in my humble and horsly opinion, 'horsify' every duchy and city. By with I mean, of course, naming every duchy and city to names that are from the horse culture.
This video and the original feel so weird. Like, most videos I've seen have you acting very informative and professional. Then there's this. You horse around and it soinds like you had lots of fun making this! I love it!
Damn… Immortal satanist horse with a satanist horse pope as a vassal What a conclusion! Even if it took two years to get to, I’m glad it’s finally here
I have a challenge, do a mega campaign with your starting nation relating to a selected challenge from the comments, then on every game, a challenge suggested from the comments is tried, game through game
Thanks to this guy, I was sold on wanting to play Crusader Kings 3, but sadly it's pretty expensive on Steam :/. But then I watched this series on Crusader Kings 2, and the older game is free! So I'm gonna try that before I jump into Crusader Kings 3. Looks like a lot of fun! lol
crusader kings 2 is a much better game. you will get a lot more enjoyment if you get all the DLC as well. crusader kings 3 despite having very nice graphics, is missing a lot of features and is generally oversimplified.
Ok hear me out: The Roman emperor Honorius had a chicken named Rome, correct? What if that chicken had secretly inherited the western Roman Empire? His imperial descendants would eventualy want to finish the reconnect of the British Isles and this would lead to a showdown with king Rupert the Mule. It would be an epic clash of chicken and horse to decide the fate of the western hemisphere!
Better late than neeeeighver! This video is the sequel to the original horse only challenge, which you can watch here: ruclips.net/video/JTSAigVV0JY/видео.html. What videos would you like to see in the future?
Imperio español (Eu4)
Did u try humankind?
@@Yogiyokeskyo I just got the game, looking forward to trying it!
Nice!
@@AlzaboHD i do not like that game 👍
"You can rule Britannia as an immortal, satanic horse" Is honestly an amazing selling point for CK2
Immortal, satanic, cannibalistic werehorse; usurper of Rome, appointer of the corrupted horse Antipope.
This is why I will always prefer ck2 to ck3
@@the_feedle one day we will have this glory reproduced in CK3.
@@admontblanc It's hard to believe considering that the devs said they won't develop the game that much so it can be more "accessible", but I hope you're right
@@admontblanc CK3 is a complete mess, they changed up the UI for no reason, and made it extremely frustrating to use. There's the UI, instant boats forcing you to chase armies and no primogeniture to late game :(
"The emperor of imperial Horse Britannia is a 74 year old immortal horse satanist with six human-horse hybrid children and over 50 confirmed kills"
What in the name of all things unholy...
CKII truly got weird with those last expansions
Rupert the mule is literally palpatine. Leading an authoritarian empire while having powers from the darks side, and being deformed.
It’s BREEHEHEHE-son then!
@@samwisegamgee8318 NEIGH!
Are you threatening master jokey?
Morelike Steedpatine
"But no one suspected foal play..."
Alright, you're going the right way for a smack bottom.
I'm so proud of Bojack. Finally creating the horse nation everyhorse wanted. May he claim his horse empire in heaven as well.
Your commentary is always great but this one takes the cake. Every line is just oozing with jokes and character.
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
A Kingdom! A Kingdom! My horse of a kingdom? F Richard btw.
@@AlbertAlbertB.
“Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them” - George Eliot
My man died to soon
Bringing a whole new meaning to the animal kingdom
Glad this series got another part,
At last we get the conclusion to the greatest CKII "series" around.
My favourite pun was the one about 'conkering' a new land. Great reference to horse chestnuts.
This video perfectly sums up why CK3 isn´t even close to the level of polish of ck2 yet. I mean just look at this. This is a masterpiece.
I'ts been a year and still the game hadn't taken a single step towards anything close to ck2 level of deving
@@ravivik3378 yeah honestly the royal court dlc was a huge letdown, as it did nothing to adress the problems the game had and instead just added an ugly throne room and some interactions. The flavour packs so far were alright but that's all they are. Kinda sad they still haven't put in some of the ck2 content like they promised to. At this rate I wonder at what point they will put in stuff like nomads and proper content we're missing from ck2?
@@BestOfGermany67 I think they will stick with flavor packs for now simpley because the dumb player sees it is usually half priced from a fully fledged dlc with much much less effort, at this rate there wont be another dlc for 10 more flavor packs
a honchback horse emperor product of a long line of animalism who indulge itself in lust, is a werewolf, is satanist, has the power of inmortality, it's a canibal, it's a lunatic, and is helping the holy church in crusades? god this is better than game of thrones
A followup to my favorite series?! This truly is a blessed day, God bless you Alzabo!
finally you continued to horse around with this save game
I think it would be interesting to imagine that all of this is a story told by the first character you played as, because he’s a lunatic
Missed the opportunity to rename your empire "Equestria" but otherwise, a great vid! Loved it!
"Only Girls play games with horses as main characters."
The Boys:
I'm barely 3 mins in and I've already lost my sides to high orbit. This is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Thank you for watching!
Not a moment too soon.
A wizard is never late, he arrives pricesely when he means to.
Emperor Todd of Brazil
The Epic song playing in the beginning on the background is "Time" by Hans Zimmer from Inception.
Such a joy! Saddley, trying to think up another horse pun is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Man ! This episode was all in content ! From some sticky realations to most hyped ck2 memes and actual crusade climax ! Goddam it it was so well barrated as if its actual historical documentry! Bravo bro!
Caligula would be proud.
The puns in this one are even More.... Punny or should I Say Pony ;)
Can’t wait to see the Part 3 in the next year.
Coming soon to Crusader Kings 3 ™
@@AlzaboHD yeah but unfortunately ck3 doesn't have all these wacky stuff. Imagine if they had implemented such stuff.... Oh we can only hope
@@aniketdhumal2692 the have said that they won't because of "rEaLiSm"
@@thallan "muh realism" freaks always ruining all the fun, nevermind that all the retards complaining about Monks & Mystics ad aeternum could easily turn off all supernatural stuff in the settings...
If you want to enjoy realism stop playing games and get your lazy ass up in the outdoors.
@@admontblanc yeah, that's the key part, you could turn everything off. No one needed to play with immortals, horses and magic unless they wanted to.
The Centaur Empire is such a lovely idea to think through a bit. By the way, you should, in my humble and horsly opinion, 'horsify' every duchy and city. By with I mean, of course, naming every duchy and city to names that are from the horse culture.
wow, this is amazing... i'm speechless
I love how I remembered about this series yesterday, and now I have the sequel today!
This video and the original feel so weird. Like, most videos I've seen have you acting very informative and professional. Then there's this. You horse around and it soinds like you had lots of fun making this! I love it!
So you finally stopped horsing around and made a sequel?
I long for when Horse is a playable culture in CK3
Man the "In the Previous Episode" part... I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:40 🤣
The best Crusader Kings is back.
Finally a sequel to the video to the one that introduced me to this channel.
it was worth the wait
3:34 I love how well-written these meme map videos are
Damn…
Immortal satanist horse with a satanist horse pope as a vassal
What a conclusion! Even if it took two years to get to, I’m glad it’s finally here
CK2 is still better than CK3
Agreed
till they release 2-3 more expansions, once CK3 gets enough content it will easily be superior
CK3 needs horses only to be better
@@space__idklmao agreed
Based and Glitterhoofpilled
"Passing off his steed seed, for those in need.... indeed" that four word rhyme completely threw me off
1:45
Desperately wishing ck3 could have a horse kingdom now
the amount of fucking horse puns in this video astoneighshing
I've been looking forward to this video! I had assumed any sequel was lost, and was happy to see you had more. Sad to hear the save file is lost.
This has given em several emotions including: fear, confusion and humor
Your videos are out of this world man... Never change
I guess it is time for polar bear supremacy at 100 million subs 🐻
My fecking god, our boi Bill the Pony rears his angelic head at 3:32!!!! Sadly under horse arrest. 😢
omg thank you. i thought i was falling into a depression. this saved me.
Equestria is looking a bit different nowadays
Omg are you kidding me? What a mad lad. Great job lots of love!!
All these play on words are horsing me around.
Just got into your content and its incredible! Really appreciate the effort to engross the audience in the world. Shootout to the voice actors
"The horse king Bojak the first is a competent Cavalry commander." xD that made my day !
I did neigh expect to hear more horse puns, yet here we are, and I'm not complaining!
This is both brilliant and hilarious. How many puns can you actually stuff in one video? :)
This video is a masterpiece
13:18 i haven't chuckled so hardly in a while
CK2 > CK3, always.
Thank you for this! Hope all is well. Take care
The amount of alliciating alliteration used by AlzaboHD is amazing
Wait, the mythical part 2 of the horse challenge? I though it was a rumour, a myth, false truths spoken by heretics! DEAR GOD.
Finally…
A year or so in the making now
But the horses shall reign supreme (as it behooves them)
Create a hay-ven for all the great herd
caligula would be proud
I don’t know how you can possibly write 30 minute scripts this dense in comedy and puns
You have outdone yourself yet again, extraordinary.
I can only hope ck3 will ever be this much fun
back in the 90s i was in a very famous tv show
Eventually and without our noticing this became a my little pony fan fiction.
You should have played as a merchant republic. The Mare Mayor.
I wasn't even expected an ending after all this months ^_^ So cool !
Amazing content as always
Historical game btw, this happened
What the fuck is this man. I say dying of laughter
I have a challenge, do a mega campaign with your starting nation relating to a selected challenge from the comments, then on every game, a challenge suggested from the comments is tried, game through game
Thanks to this guy, I was sold on wanting to play Crusader Kings 3, but sadly it's pretty expensive on Steam :/. But then I watched this series on Crusader Kings 2, and the older game is free! So I'm gonna try that before I jump into Crusader Kings 3. Looks like a lot of fun! lol
crusader kings 2 is a much better game. you will get a lot more enjoyment if you get all the DLC as well. crusader kings 3 despite having very nice graphics, is missing a lot of features and is generally oversimplified.
We missed this
8:03 Can we appriciate the armored steed ?
You're back! Nice!
When I saw this video, I hoofed it down to the comments section.
"The prince is riding, and he shall be the stallion who mounts the world."
The madlad has returned.
That is some fantastic weird shit. Worth watching.
Did you just say "foal play"? :D
I can't, i just can't.. Why do you hurt me?
The men(or i gues the horse) the legend is beck
I love this Horse in Wolf skin. Kind of poetic ^^
Oh my god its finally happening
I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS!!!!
Nobody:
AlzaboHD: "Calvary Hegonomy"
Holy shit, I didn't even know this was possible in CK2
It's been 3000 years...
So this is how Centaurus and Minotaurs were created
Always knew the Scots and English were related to horses.
AFTER 2 YEARS OF WAITING! WE FINALLY GOT IT! NIEGH!
We need a ck3 mod which includes all the crazy stuff like immortality, powerfull satanism of course horses etc. in high quality.
I have been waiting so long Bojack....
horsing around
Great video! I wish horses were in CK3...
I’m still very upset this craziness isn’t in CKIII (yet)
17:00 there's a Powerwolf joke here somewhere
There better be a third part to this
Oddly fitting for this moment filled with horse paste-eaters…
Ok hear me out: The Roman emperor Honorius had a chicken named Rome, correct? What if that chicken had secretly inherited the western Roman Empire? His imperial descendants would eventualy want to finish the reconnect of the British Isles and this would lead to a showdown with king Rupert the Mule. It would be an epic clash of chicken and horse to decide the fate of the western hemisphere!