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Crusader Kings 2: Castration Challenge Can a Eunuch Make a Dynasty?
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2019
- Is it possible to create a dynasty as a castrated eunuch in Crusader Kings 2? In this video we will be playing as Emir Mu'nis of Galilee in the 867 starting date, one of the most difficult starts in CK2.
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The music used in this video is "that epic song from matrix (look it up for cc reasons)", “sitar pok3m0n theme”, “Crusader Kings 2 Main Theme” and “CK2 Legacy of Rome” from the CK2 OST and typical musician's youtube channel (check out his video here: • Pokemon Theme Song - S... )
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#ck2, #ck2memes, #gaming
Check out the amazing pokemon sitar cover in the video by Typical Musician here: ruclips.net/video/g007x-qi1w4/видео.html
AlzaboHD Be a buddhist a teach the world your peaceful ways by force
this game is basically "what if we..." "sure!"
and so they did...
My favorite game is starting in Northern Spain, converting to Germanic pagan by either getting a doctor or randomly inviting a germanic pagan to court and using him as tutor: and starting to pillage the Mediterranean coastlines...
How to Make a Harem:
Step One: Boil as many dwarfs as possible
that would be a very thick and hairy stew
@@EpicRenegade777 Go ask Dong Zhuo what he did with the eunuch tongues
I attempted to make a kingdom out of dwarves. Didn't went as great as expected.
@@OmegaTrooper Ah Dong Zhuo. Charming man. He's the quintessential CK2 tyrant. Ancestors bless him in his based glory.
@@EpicRenegade777 'a very thick and hairy stew' Mmmm I never realized that I like men that way!
He died in 1917? The Great War took so much from us all
Never forget
"Man-made deficiencies"
>Shows Greek
I lost my shit
"In the year of our lord 1917..."
Wow, he sure lived a long time.
whoopsies
Well, after all he's been through, he became immortal.
@@liberatusblair Musta been his new found fertility
From 867 CE to 1917 CE, but he was 72?
Hardbeat Eurobass rumor has it that his “exploits” are the real reason World War I started
this shit is actually hilarious. Keep it up. This is how I try to play CK2 but its just not fun sitting and narrating the stuff by yourself lol
The only multiplayer I was ever able to successfully play was incredible due to us roleplaying.
thisistherevolt How did that work?
You do that to? Thank God I thought I was the only one.
I saw. I conquered. I came.
I came as well
coom
Vidi, Vici, Veni
I played as this guy before he was one of my favorite characters ever because i stopped being a eunuch was a high priest in the Lucifer's Own and then died a saint.
CTBlue you can’t stop being a Eunuch...
@@shaynemc7533 Everything is possible with power of our lord and savior Lucufer
@@shaynemc7533 Yeah, Dark Healing removes any injuries, including your lack of uh... confidence.
swixel popilo Yeah I didn’t actually know that. I play more EA4 tbh.
I still prefer the old gods and warrior lodges. I guess it’s a cool if you are a count of the Byzantines and he tries to wipe you out lol.
@@shaynemc7533 EA4 is my worst nightmare
I was expecting ISP' voice after the ironside intro.
Same!
me too i was very confused for 2 minutes
Lmaoo same
Iron Side Productions
Same
When he named his son Judas and became a homosexual eunuch hunchback I lost it looool!
I couldn't help the "Judas priest" pun lol
YES! More of this my dude! >:D
Koifish! Impressed to see you here
Oh shit. Did not expect to find you here Koifish. How you doing my dude? Is Bannerlord as awesome as they say. Can't play cause.my lappy is too mid tier
I hope you do more of these!
I had a blast making it, thanks for watching!
An eunuch that regrow his sword, sire almost 50 children and cinsume human flesh? Even for CK II that's a strange story XD
Look up Quill18's "Count of Paris" episodes 4-6 The ruling timeline of " Count Hunter-bilico" it's GOLD !
Very funny, well written & edited. 100% entertaining.
Make a part 2 please! I wanna know what Judas gets up to! maybe he can get his many many siblings into foreign thrones and bring them to the dark side.... the dynasty is just starting!
Thank you to the community for 30,000 subscribers! This video is the result of the "silly video" poll winner from last month. Want to see similar content? New EU4 content dropping this weekend!
"Years were spent in hedonistic homoeroticism" - ahhh this, this is one of those golden lines that make yt worthwhile
wilhelm scream
This is...
The most bizarre crusader kings playthrough I've seen so far @_@
What did I just watch? And how can I get more?
sᴉlqᴉ dᴉɥsɹoʍ puɐ uɐʇɐs oʇ ʎɐɹd
@@AlzaboHD how did you type upside down?
@@shashwatsinha2704 by worshipping satan obviously
@@shashwatsinha2704 the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural
Honestly? Not only was this great from a comedic perspective, but was also great from a narrative perspective as well. I was *invested* in the story ffs, that's really impressive
If you did an actual series following a dynasty through a game of CK2 with this format, and kept it *relatively* on a serious note (This is CK2, even if you weren't playing for memes, they'd happen anyways), it'd probably end up being one of the most entertaining series on the goddamn platform
If you wanna see more of what I mean, OfficiallyDevin has mastered making narratives from games on his channel (he even did a CK2 playthrough like this, but following a specific character through his life): I think you could do something like that too!
You'd probably alos like Rhadamantplays too if you like narrative based lets plays. His kenshi stuff is good.
Man this is literally the first video of you that I've watched and had to give it a like at the 2 minute mark, awesome video!
Thank you! More silly CK2 videos are in the works, Iblis willing!
Ah yes. This is why the internet was created. When can I expect some more content along these lines, my good sir?
Soon! In the next couple of videos I'll whip something up like this, I'm thinking... demonic impregnation
I almost lost my Ironman game when my dynasty’s sole heir had his dick cutoff for cancer reasons. But thanks to the power of Satan, I had it grown back and the game continued!
Praise Satan!
5:19 "The real resurrection of Satan was the friends we made along the way..."
8:05 The incredible contrast between your tone and the content of your speech made this one of the funniest ck2 videos ever.
Duke Wilhelm: He could even make penises come back to life...
Mu'nis of Galilee: Could I learn this power?
Duke Wilhelm: not from Allah
I spent the whole video giggling, then finally lost it at the "husband and wife" section. Well done! Both from a narrative and a comedic point of view!
"A miracle emerged! His sword returned to him!" LMFAOOO
This is one of the greatest shitposts in CK2 history
I swear, at the Travel Far and Wide part, when the music kicked in, i was like "Man i expected the pokemon theme song". Seconds later i was like "IT IS THE POKEMON THEME."
Emir Mu’unis is the hero of a generation.
May god have mercy on your soul
Ok but can god cure castration?
@@AlzaboHD apparently that’s satan’s job if you try 3 times
It is kind of a strange combination hearing someone falling into satanism while an acustic version of the pokemon theme songs plays in the background xD
After all that, "the ill-ruler" seems a disappointingly tame and unspecific nickname.
Convert to Catharism, become a perfectii and adobt a son. YOU WIN
But it is not his blood, thus it is for naught in the eyes of the Duke.
*"Galililililililee"*
And don't forget about *"Papple"*
Just thought I was watching an Isorrows video lol
To be fair this video's content is more Isorrow-like than pretty much any of the other ones haha
@@AlzaboHD just missing a bit of edgy humor, a small edgy laugh and a joke about being depresssed
I feel like you should get a bloodline if you get the Eunuch trait at any point and have a child after, even if you've lost the trait by that point.
6:18 Brought to you be the Sith Gang.
Finally, after years of dark ritual, I have done it. I have... made a friend!!
Mate, hands down best video you've ever uploaded. Had me crying in tears...
It makes sense that he'd become a devout worshiper of Shaitan. I mean doing so made his member grow back, a literal miracle.
The sheer number of jokes you managed to sell in that dry tone merit you as a genius, sir
This is just....... beautiful, I think I’m crying from happiness. This is a piece of art, it should be on the world stage! Thanks for the great laugh
I always enjoy CK2 videos, especially story telling kind of ones, I want more
I would give this a million more likes! Your even tone throughout all the debauchery had me literally crying with laughter. Thank you for this gem!
Today, a classic was born.
Valefisk: *fails incest only*
Alzabo: *WiNs eUniCH OnLy cHaLLeNGe*
This took balls 😂
Perfect storytelling for ck2. our Kindgom needs MOAR of that stuff!
13:53 "In the year of our lord, 1917"... uhh, that was 917, my friend.
*searches for odd CK2 videos*
*Finds this one*
*Watches the whole depraved thing*
Well then, looks like I found a new channel to subscribe to!
The Pokémon music in the background makes this just
👌
The daughter who ran away and was never seen again appearing on the family tree. There was an opportunity for a joke there I think.
Which is probably the only one you didn't make. Hilarious video. Well worth the watch.
this is so funny lmao!! i cannot figure out how to play this game but love hearing playthroughs like this narrated in real time, love this
This isn't an narrative, no....This is art.
This is such good storytelling. I would watch a full series of this.
I had a fun playthrough with that character, though mine was a god of war. His descendants ended up becoming Jewish and creating the kingdom of Israel
Dropping a like just for thinking the same thing as me when he had to travel the lands. Great work!
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
Best video you've uploaded so far on the channel IMO, keep up the good work my man!
What makes this funny is how deadpan the narration is.
I wasn't expecting to be pulled into a story like this. Bravo.
Thanks for watching! I'll make more CK2 challenge videos soon so stay tuned
CK2 is such a meme that Satan is the answer to everything.
1:21 “man made deficiency”, zooms in on greek
Munir? more like Mudhlim.
Munir is "bright" in Arabic and Mudhlim is "Dark".
This is absolutely perfect. I LOVE it.
I would just like to add. Thank you, this made my afternoon trying not to crack up in laughter. 😂😂😂😂
Wow my drink just went everywhere after you said pumping and dumping. Haha
"natural medieval enhancement"
Top notch stuff. I was laughing all the way through
0:27 "Galil-lilly"
Dude have you never been to church? ga·luh·lee
Never been to church but I've just been to pronunciation school, thanks Spencer!
@@AlzaboHD Well that explains why you spend your free time playing Swedish Medieval satanic orgy kingdom simulations.
13:53 Wait, 1917? Those Must've Been Some Long Years He Had His Court Isolated, If 1000 Years Passed And Nobody Noticed.
I laugh so hard, thank you, c'était hilarant !
I wish to see the epic of this dynasty continue.
Maybe you can put one of his descendants on the throne of China?
Wait Hold Up.... Why Is That An Option, You Find Two People In The Tunnels, So You Make Them Marry Eachother? Sure... That Makes Perfect Sense.
"Castration Challenge" sounds like a great hashtag for Twitter.
The 4channer challenge
Daniel Høyberg You need a sex drive in order to be an incel. Can’t have a sex drive with no balls.
@@moosegoose3159 so, woman never want to have sex?
This was amazing! :D
As for future silly videos the obivious one is incest run and the turning of your family tree into a family circle!
Love the pokemon theme song in the background!
Castrated man gets measles. At least he is pretty safe
duke of austria is palpatine
Wilhelm Palpatine...
Seems legit
saw the ironside logo, thought I was watching isorrowproductions
Wait this isnt isorrowproductions?
I haven't groaned like this in a long time. Bravo.
This is the greatest story of all time
In the year of our lord 1917
Nice joke Alzabo... It was worth the wait...
It was... the will of the people
@@AlzaboHD Indeed xD
Holy crap this was the most absolute abhorrent thing I've ever seen I cant believe I haven't watched this sooner I thank you greatly for this video now I got to go get some bleach for my eyes 10/10 would chop my sword off again
"Skin Flute".... fucking LOL
I rarely play CK2, but man, it can make some hilarious stories. Keep these coming!
I'd love more silly videos like this in the future.
One is dropping this weekend, thanks for the feedback!
"Emir Mu'nis was having so much sex that he fell into a deep depression"
comments section can't relate
at least to that first part
i'm comments section
what a wonderful bedtime story
Second song is medieval gotta catch em all😆😆 awesome!!
Oh yes please do make more. This was an amazing story to listen to before bed😏.
What a wonderful story
I just want to say that your bird avatar is inspiring, thank you
@@AlzaboHD ♥
It's about family, and that's what's so powerful about it.
He ruled a single county, but was nevertheless the greatest conqueror the world has ever known.
please do more of this, it was very entertaining and engaging
lost it when the Pokemon theme started playing 🤣
Dude what the hell your videos are amazing!
Actually,our great and glorious emir was the commander of abbasid armies,and literal caliphmaker of the abbasid caliphate
Impressive