Creating the LARGEST Family in CK3: Chad Challenge™
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- Опубликовано: 2 июл 2024
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Table of Contents:
Introduction 0:00
Chief Chadicus 0:33
Holy Sight on the Holy Site 3:47
Fertilizing our Faith 6:05
Lords of Latvia 8:13
Kingdom of Lust 11:25
Proliferating our Progeny 13:46
Abstaining from Abstinence 16:18
The Time of Troubles 18:20
Chadicus’ Last Stand: Breedistan 21:50
Thanks for Watching 24:25
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You missed out on the opportunity to call your country the Impreg-Nation
I can't believe he missed it
He did start the video zoomed in on Cumania...which is also a good name
Thank you. You made my next playthrough empire title.
Nah that a golden comment
Clever!
That stress-induced death spiral is one of the wildest things I've ever seen in this game.
I feel like if you had around one hundred siblings, you wouldn't be quite so grief stricken when a random one of them drops dead
it's ridiculous they still haven't patched it really
i guess there is a reason for a child limit of 15
Only the strongest survive
There is a mod to stop the stress spiral
"I'm stressed that my wife is stressed because my countryside of side pieces are stressed because the children are stressed because the country is at war. And then everyone died, which was also pretty stressful."
-Chadious, probably
Imagine if this guy was a real historical figure. The man all christians feared who constantly had sex, known as the sex king, who 9/10 eastern and northern europeans are related to
With that many offspring, I’d wager every person on that side of the continent would be related to him… and by definition related to each other…
infamous for being at bed at every queen living at the time, and every king united to stop him. He just created world peace because of his loins, at least for a time
Genghis Khan?
Cao Cao?
id be definetly related
As we can see, stress from family death is a very balanced mechanic that is totally working as intended at these scales
I once had all of my hundreds of kids die of stress except for my heir and a few others.
Apparently, a side effect of this was inheriting land they were supposed to inherit. Whoops
PDX keeps creating these busted systems instead of perfecting the ones they have. Then we get stuff like that, where one system that isn't well balanced fucks everything up.
@@LuizAlexPhoenixto be fair to paradox, there is a cap on how many children you can have so it's slightly unsurprising that changing that breaks things slightly
I love how at the 10 minute alzbo slowly starts losing faith in what ever he is doing XD
A curse many of us share.
Especially 10:38 and 10:52
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Semen Demon
I was simultaneously dying of laughter, shouting '' oh god '' and trying to calculate how many times Chadicus got tired. 10/10
"With the custom character creator, we can make the best fornicator." Sometimes I just want to talk in Alzabo HD quotes.
as a latvian I am proud to see Chadicus bring glory to my nation
If this were real, in your country they would say "I am as sure of this as I am a descendant of Chadicus" when they want to affirm that they are totally sure of something.
My friend you are a master of the spoken English language, much love !!
PS: Your Puscats are adorable
Indeed kettehs!
Billions will be born
Chadicus has appeared
Billions must be born
I lost it when half of the dynasty died off because of all the stress from half the dynasty dying off!!
This man successfully smashed more woman I will know in my entire life, he's truly the heir of Zeus.
Huh... A Hellenic run about doing that sounds fun...
The fact that Chadicus couldn't even make it into top 5 monarchs with most children list is insane
i would love to see a continuiation of this, even if it's not aiming to just making childs like chadicus did.
At least an expectator narration to see what happens to the bloodline AND the empire
Can you continue the journey by seeing how many living dynasty members you can get by the end date?
Rumors have it that even imagining Chadicus' family tree will crash your game.
The puns are forever appreciated 🙏
My favorite today is squaring Memel 😂
Also, the death wave made sad surprisingly 😢
I want to see what the next generation could do in this world with such a "family oriented kingdom"
So glad that you got a sponsor that needs to be showcased in real life, because we got to see the cats :)
Dude, I always want to showcase the cats
My current max is 6937 kids in a modded playthrough, no stress cascades. All children born with at least 7.3 health (topped out at 8.1) but court physician overworked like a rural hospital in July of 2020. First ruler still alive but that's where I stopped. Currently in my first EK2 run with 1614 kids in 460.
this is without a doubt the most innuendos ive ever heard within 25 minutes of each other
My mans is basically the Livonian Rasputin, I love it!
"Unlike me, Chadicus isn't a sociopath and eventually the stress forced him into a life of veganism" literally the funniest thing I've heard all year
cool vid bro. we need a sequel.
keep the seed strong.
Giving Walder Frey a run for his money
The flag for Breedistan.
My god you’ve gone and done it.
Does this work irl?
Unconfirmed in the current build!
Even better, there is no limit on how many children a man can have. Seduction, though, is much harder.
donating regularly to a sperm bank (if you are qualified), could sire a lot of kids.
@@brocksamson3282 all bastards though so useless
One hour of post-nut clarity to gain Wise Man and then the glorious death spiral... Ah, the little things in life!
18:00 King Crimson reference. I remember you making a very similar reference before, but still much appreciated! King Crimson rocks!
This might be the grossest thing I ever saw on the internet without setting my browser to incognito. Bravo, two thumbs up
I had 18 kids... then the plague killed 20 of them... then I died from stress.
“Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight” made me chuckle
"if you're like me you wondered just how many kids one guy can have" actually I did wonder that
Absolutely the funniest video you've made so far. Well done, thanks for sharing with us 🎉
22:20 - In other words, turning yourself into Craster from AGOT is a functional strategy as the game currently works, good grief.
For the Alza-rithm!
You win
I can only reply in awe, and leave my own offering to the Alza-rithm.
“The Garlic King” epithet is due to his family tree resembling an upside-down garlic bulb.
Genghis Khan would like too know your location
Can we have a look at the dynasty tree? I wanna see how wide it is, if it doesn't crash.
Never even considered the runaway stress train. Makes sense that it would get out of control lol
Those are some top-shelf kittycats, right there.
They are! Ill give them some pets on your behalf
Cat dad solidarity Alzabo
Genghis Khan been real silent since Chadicus.
sounds like a good save to max out all dynastic legacies
that was hilarious and so well written, thanks !
Let's breed some new videos from this frisky dynasty.
Cool vid bro, would be a real chad move to get your family to fill up every court
We NEED to know how this game ends
What an insane journey.
I’m really curious to see exactly how much mend is ruled by chaddicus descendants and how his empire will fall apart
Your videos are genuinely the only ones that make me laugh out loud, love your work Alzabo.
What's your favourite line you've written at this point?
Discovering new things about myself all thanks to AlzboHD
I always know im in for a laugh when i click on an alzabo video. Your mastery of the english language never ceases to amaze!
Honestly surprised you didn't trigger a stress integer overflow
Walder Frey Speedrun.
People like this did exist. Philip the Good, duke of Burgundy, had at least 22 different acknowledged children, three wives and 24 known mistresses. That's just the lovers and offspring who are known. The real numbers are unknown and probably higher.
11:12 hmm yes the Kingdom of Livonia and the Empire of baltica 🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇹😎👌
your alliteration is mesmerizing
Honored that my birthday is shared with the day death day of this great leader.
from Holy Roman Empire to Holy-Moly Roman Empire XD
“Figuratively and potentially father of all sons and daughters of this domain”
i would say you are the best ck3 youtuber. you have a nice voice and narrate the gameplay nicely
Stress spiral straight from dwarf fortress/rimworld is just perfect😂
I was waiting so long for this.
To quote: "cool video bro"
Historians: "Today we can say every person who lives in Europe, is a direct descendant of Charlemagne"
Chadicus The Impaler: "The same about me, but in a couple of decades"
If only I could do this in real life.....
I never expected this kind of representation, but I liked it. And the pronunciation is excellent as always
18:07 “but he died so everything is fine” XD
LOVE IT
Top tier classic meme at 9:25 👌🏿
"The seed is strong" 💀☠️⚰️
19:23 I could have sworn they fixed that lol.
I know chad personally hes my wifes boyfriend.
Damn you must be like 5000 years old at this point, you trying to gain enough piety to convert to zunism or something?
Cool vid bro
wars of succession are going to be complicated
the jokes in this vid were next level lmao
Very enjoyable
Early for the accursed, how wonderful.
Being told that you "might even" read our comments at the end of the video lol, GFY
Common Morman W
The legacy of Breedistan must continue! You should see just how far CK3 will let you go.
In the world of Chadicus, Zeus is known to be a chaste God.
I played ck3 and my entire kingdom was filled with my bastards cause I set it to all children can inherit. So when my character died my player character had barely any land🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude that's so cool
We need the same video for a female character!
The game made sure to punish you severely in revenge for breaking the game with your broken child limit. lol 🤣
Haha I love how their face are a herped up.
Such pretty and curious cattohs :3
cool vid bro
Walter Frey up in here
Dang it! I just clicked the like button! I didn’t know it’d end up pregnant! 🥶
Ah, the Genghis Khan roleplay.
Coom vid bro.
bro is a menace
You single handly solved the world economic decline