CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS IN CRUSADER KINGS 2! - CK2 Holy Fury FINLAND ACHIEVEMENT RUN!

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    How to crack a cold one with the boys in Crusader Kings 2? EASY! I, Koifish, Will show you how to easily enjoy a true Cold One Exerpeince, and get the achievement Dark Lord! In this achievement we have to become the leader of the secret Cold Ones society! Now that's what i call a good CK2 challenge! Can Marko unite Finland and take rulership over the Cold Ones with the help of Koifish? Will he be able to survive and form an kingdom that will stand the test of time? Watch and find out!
    I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury!
    Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game! I especially like the warrior lodges for the pagans!
    Video Title: CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS IN CRUSADER KINGS 2! - CK2 Holy Fury FINLAND ACHIEVEMENT RUN!
    Previous Video Title: Mount And Blade Bannerlord But I Use Real Guns To Break The Game - Can You Win Bannerlord With Guns?
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Комментарии • 197

  • @mujdiv
    @mujdiv 4 года назад +753

    Cracking open a boy with the cold ones

    • @Eclipse_721
      @Eclipse_721 4 года назад +17

      Underrated comment

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 4 года назад +29

      @@Eclipse_721 this sentence haunts my dreams it makes me want to fucking die

    • @eckelrock
      @eckelrock 4 года назад +5

      Other known as WhiteWalkers

    • @justinlabrosse8506
      @justinlabrosse8506 4 года назад +1

      Ouffff up the backside

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 4 года назад

      @@stupidperson9250 then boy do the Finns have a deal for you!

  • @eddkurt7141
    @eddkurt7141 4 года назад +146

    "The Cold Ones is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural." -Tietaja Marko

  • @Awtora
    @Awtora 4 года назад +184

    "uchenik", "zhrets", "koldovstvo"
    Didnt't know Finns were speaking Russian in medieval ages, thanks Paradox

    • @pavelponomaryov7097
      @pavelponomaryov7097 4 года назад +26

      I've noticed too lol
      Uchenik - Disciple
      Zhrets - Priest
      Koldun - Sorcerer
      Vedun - Wise One

    • @Chadus_Maximus
      @Chadus_Maximus 4 года назад +29

      I think its just slavic cult, he didnt joined finnish one

    • @theortheo2401
      @theortheo2401 4 года назад +12

      The Cold Ones is the Slavic one.

    • @affirmonego5202
      @affirmonego5202 4 года назад +3

      Fun, but somewhat unrelated fact:
      First Finnish writings were in Cyrillic

    • @MrZ0rg
      @MrZ0rg 4 года назад

      @@affirmonego5202 source?

  • @anonymousanonymous1500
    @anonymousanonymous1500 4 года назад +34

    A good friend would help you hide a body.
    A better friend would help you create one!
    -Koifish 2020

  • @juddtotman931
    @juddtotman931 4 года назад +19

    I love how the medieval versions of "Pumped Up Kicks" and "Toxicity" in the background

  • @dagoth3663
    @dagoth3663 4 года назад +191

    Is it just me or do the children in CK2 look the same as the ones in Skyrim?

    • @flotnar2512
      @flotnar2512 4 года назад +43

      Aand now I cant unsee that

    • @braffl
      @braffl 4 года назад +7

      @@flotnar2512 same

    • @combrade-t
      @combrade-t 4 года назад +7

      Luckily They aren't Immortal Though.

    • @pallascat6767
      @pallascat6767 4 года назад +6

      Oh yeah. Well N O W K I L L I N G T H E C H I L D R E N I S M O R E F U N

    • @Sovietube
      @Sovietube 4 года назад +7

      I hate you, I can't play ck2 anymore without thinking of skyrim

  • @eckelrock
    @eckelrock 4 года назад +49

    *viking ship crashes through the frozen over sea*
    "Now that's what I call cracking a cold one!"

  • @routineash3342
    @routineash3342 4 года назад +17

    I feel really bad that Aatso was a casualty of war due to his father being a raving lunatic who dances around wearing peoples faces and kidnapping dwarves. Poor little guy didn't do anything really XD

  • @verttiviljaminiemi7574
    @verttiviljaminiemi7574 4 года назад +60

    AH YES!
    Wait, Koifish, how you have so perfect Finnish accent?
    Was my Itis think a fact?
    Keep the video making on.
    From Finland.

  • @ABAlphaBeta
    @ABAlphaBeta 4 года назад +69

    I'm gonna drink my food and sleep awake tommorning
    Merry unbirthday to you by the way Koifish

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад

      Any chance you could give the name/source of the art in your pfp?

    • @ABAlphaBeta
      @ABAlphaBeta 4 года назад +2

      @@LordVader1094 Stop

  • @ciandoyle8717
    @ciandoyle8717 4 года назад +15

    9.48 gotta love that medieval pumped up kicks

  • @danielebeltoft1213
    @danielebeltoft1213 4 года назад +44

    When you’re so early that you cant scroll trough the comments while watching

    • @EslayerTM
      @EslayerTM 4 года назад +2

      so i aint the only one that does that

  • @tinbtinb1148
    @tinbtinb1148 4 года назад +40

    I like that you're still ripping on the terrain map mode. Does anybody actually use that mode?

    • @KHkhaziadvocate
      @KHkhaziadvocate 4 года назад +5

      I use it just so I can find a hilly place to defend if I outnumbered 😉😉

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 года назад +1

      I love you and I miss you ( * whining crying * ) Simplified Terrain Map Mode mod.

    • @alessandronavone6731
      @alessandronavone6731 4 года назад +1

      Yes, if you want to conduct a war with some strategy.

    • @elgenerico5453
      @elgenerico5453 3 года назад

      I use terrain map mode for general usage, and political for war.
      Dont @ me or some shit, I dunno.

  • @Badzarely
    @Badzarely 4 года назад +12

    Not gonna lie Sweden seemed pretty cursed like always when you leave it up to the AI.
    Snälla knäpp en kylig en med mig Koifish 😳👉👈

  • @ravenreine
    @ravenreine 4 года назад +6

    "Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that looty" is the subtitle of this video

  • @znoochy
    @znoochy 4 года назад +20

    SUOMI PERKELE!!!
    Sorry, I am Ålänning, I barely speak the bare minimum of Finnish (even though I studied it for 5-6 years) :/

    • @jaskapenttila7644
      @jaskapenttila7644 4 года назад +1

      It's okay most don't speak Swedish either.

    • @xcreenzm8
      @xcreenzm8 3 года назад

      Finland exists?

    • @znoochy
      @znoochy 3 года назад

      @@xcreenzm8 Apparently

  • @thagamerzzz
    @thagamerzzz 4 года назад +4

    Watching this while drunk is literally witnessing a descent into madness

  • @lukedelorme8028
    @lukedelorme8028 4 года назад +1

    I hear you using that medieval version of pumped up kicks I'm glad you're using that because something tells me a lot in case you are going to be using those kind of songs

  • @cantdebunkthetruth
    @cantdebunkthetruth 4 года назад

    Just discovered your content! I have spent minimal time in Scandinavia. but your videos have inspired me to get back to RAIDING THE VENETIANS FOR GOLD. Keep up the great ck2 content, you'll always have another eager fan!

  • @kivikallo4313
    @kivikallo4313 4 года назад +1

    Every time there's an unexpected "voi vittu", I can't take it.

  • @issynn5588
    @issynn5588 4 года назад +2

    Koifish I have to thank you very much for introducing CK2 to me, now I'm poor and have no life. :D

  • @KnightMirkoYo
    @KnightMirkoYo 4 года назад +1

    27:45 Oh so THAT's what cracking a cold one meant all along

  • @gibuswagen7729
    @gibuswagen7729 4 года назад +5

    SUOMI MAINITTU, TORILLA TAVATAAN

  • @tlawton49
    @tlawton49 4 года назад +2

    Imagine starting a Koifish video that doesn't begin with 'H E ' S A S A I N T?'

  • @r30413
    @r30413 4 года назад

    13:20
    yes, the f1ck do they like about killing dwarfs so much, i have seen it so many times before

  • @thedogeregular7849
    @thedogeregular7849 4 года назад

    Koifish should be invited to cold ones since he keeps giving chad and max free advertisement

  • @RainbowMuse2
    @RainbowMuse2 3 года назад

    You make me laugh almost every time. Thank you for that. This year has been rough.

  • @maxflug8008
    @maxflug8008 4 года назад

    All the other boys with the filled up mugs better drink better drink, till the barrel's empty 🎵

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 4 года назад

    4:15 I’m gonna kick your ass, eyeball or no eyeball!

  • @barondemontesquieu6111
    @barondemontesquieu6111 4 года назад

    Great video sir as usual!!!!!!

  • @rossmelton8645
    @rossmelton8645 4 года назад

    10:08 translation kukka=c$ck in Swedish but in Finnish it means flower

  • @godkingjacklee3065
    @godkingjacklee3065 4 года назад

    I just realized that you’re playing medieval pumped up kicks at 10:04

  • @alexmuller6752
    @alexmuller6752 4 года назад +1

    moral authority of reformed soumenesko faith: 66,6

  • @Mx.Canada
    @Mx.Canada 4 года назад

    I enjoyed the medieval pumped up kicks

  • @TKDxxxward
    @TKDxxxward 4 года назад +1

    YO!!! Please put the music you use in the description!!! I want to use them

  • @Spartoi1
    @Spartoi1 4 года назад

    If anyone interested:
    Chernobóg = black god in russian
    Ucheník = scholar
    Zhrets = priest
    Koldún = sorcerer
    Vedún = wise person/ knowing one

  • @paritoshd
    @paritoshd 4 года назад +20

    Insurgency on August 31st with Me, Simo, Zebdawg, and everyone else? Enjoy the thotbots in chat because everyone is going to be in game.
    HOI4 with ISP again? We need to have him back.
    KSP again?
    Napoleonic Wars?
    Locking Mrs Koifish outside the house again?
    Damn, it's been so long since that.

  • @alexandreludwig1812
    @alexandreludwig1812 4 года назад

    please, do videos like this, i really enjoy it, and it's really fun!

  • @janswiekatun3053
    @janswiekatun3053 4 года назад +1

    Thank u Coifish very cool

  • @EpleGoesInsane
    @EpleGoesInsane 4 года назад +4

    HES A SAINT?!?! I have to keep the meme alive, sorry not sorry

  • @pauloandrade925
    @pauloandrade925 4 года назад +1

    Id like to see more with this guy personally

  • @berniegran4785
    @berniegran4785 4 года назад +1

    "they belive in the cold ones" when you live in Finland everyone is a "Cold One"

  • @johnroscoe2406
    @johnroscoe2406 2 года назад

    Checksum: SO HIGH

  • @simpslayer69yt59
    @simpslayer69yt59 4 года назад

    When koifish is listening to medieval pumped up kicks...😳

  • @countclamface
    @countclamface 4 года назад

    Coldwalker says: i know where the boys live

  • @Threezi04
    @Threezi04 4 года назад +1

    Imagine not having the Finno-Ugric portrait pack...

  • @eliasbuncher3467
    @eliasbuncher3467 4 года назад

    is that bardcore pumped up kicks that i hear

  • @Galaick
    @Galaick 4 года назад +1

    Cracking open an Old One with the Kois

  • @coleannala3587
    @coleannala3587 4 года назад

    Yea a video on superior Slavic Nordic country 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

  • @coldtimes8774
    @coldtimes8774 3 года назад

    Kukka in Finnish - “Flower” a lovely name
    Kukka in Swedish - “C**k” a less lovely name

  • @thebrotherwhogetsthecheese2245
    @thebrotherwhogetsthecheese2245 4 года назад

    You never cease to amaze, Koiboi

  • @wolfpakt8100
    @wolfpakt8100 4 года назад

    Saw the first 5 seconds and I just instantly subscribed

  • @cezarivanciu1620
    @cezarivanciu1620 4 года назад

    You can tell by the title that this is gonna be good

  • @dominickw2990
    @dominickw2990 4 года назад

    12:24. Is that medieval System of a Down I hear?

  • @gray15780
    @gray15780 4 года назад

    Fun videos, thanks bro

  • @ElkohalaX
    @ElkohalaX 4 года назад +1

    Solo entiendo un poco su inglés pero su contenido es muy entretenido.
    Only understand a Little your english but your videos are amazing.
    Pd: sorry for my english

  • @arvidgustafsson1573
    @arvidgustafsson1573 2 года назад

    Omg my cat is also called sture

  • @kane2498
    @kane2498 4 года назад

    Whats the ending video song? The one with the gozilla dancing

  • @Cleruian
    @Cleruian 4 года назад

    24 hours of Koifish madness? YES!

  • @somedude9431
    @somedude9431 4 года назад

    I read the title as "final achievement" and it might just be since crusader kings 3 is pretty close.

  • @jackwatson7402
    @jackwatson7402 4 года назад

    Yes

  • @user-io1bq9qk7l
    @user-io1bq9qk7l 4 года назад +1

    HE'S A SA-aright aright i'll stop i'll stop...
    But... One last time....
    HE'S A SAINT???

  • @kurtisbrown8755
    @kurtisbrown8755 4 года назад

    Medieval System of a Down slaps

  • @vexty8061
    @vexty8061 4 года назад

    Koifish is the best

  • @dr.crispy5351
    @dr.crispy5351 4 года назад

    What’s good koifish

  • @Hiraeth-zq8ze
    @Hiraeth-zq8ze 4 года назад

    I see you also found pumped up kicks bardcore edition.

  • @bigbobtank1563
    @bigbobtank1563 4 года назад

    Boi boi play as the big boi boi

  • @mivapusa
    @mivapusa 4 года назад

    In CK2, you can alternatively summon an Old one with the Boys

  • @johncarterofmars47
    @johncarterofmars47 4 года назад

    Gonna crack a cold one with the boys on that 24h live stream

  • @abhijeetashiya8856
    @abhijeetashiya8856 2 года назад +1

    You and isp should collab

  • @kelias22
    @kelias22 4 года назад

    dat music tho

  • @Akapulko
    @Akapulko 4 года назад

    your voice is just so addicting!

  • @theomegapyrope9715
    @theomegapyrope9715 4 года назад

    the bier man

  • @George-uv1rb
    @George-uv1rb 4 года назад

    Very cool

  • @WarDogMadness
    @WarDogMadness 4 года назад

    Hail chernobog.

  • @lutetium9209
    @lutetium9209 4 года назад

    The moment Koifish uploads a new video: :)

  • @JokuRandomPoju
    @JokuRandomPoju Год назад

    Finland simulator.

  • @haraldharam9334
    @haraldharam9334 4 года назад

    O H M Y!

  • @freefiremclin9379
    @freefiremclin9379 4 года назад

    Good video

  • @misterwhalrus7334
    @misterwhalrus7334 4 года назад

    PERKELE

  • @Sebastian-zq5rr
    @Sebastian-zq5rr 4 года назад +14

    First one to see this masterpiece

  • @johnroscoe2406
    @johnroscoe2406 2 года назад

    *SISU INTENSIFIES*

  • @Vaelar2007
    @Vaelar2007 4 года назад

    Gimme beer

  • @NebuchisGhost
    @NebuchisGhost 4 года назад +1

    Koifish, my friend has offered me a cabin in Finland. Should I go?

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 года назад

    Ah yes. The Finns. The Italians of Scandinavia.

    • @palken123456789
      @palken123456789 4 года назад +1

      That's a sentence I have never read before in my entire life

  • @NotSoAnonymousIGuess
    @NotSoAnonymousIGuess 4 года назад

    Olin menossa nukkumaan mutta pitää näköjään lähtiä torille

  • @Honacles
    @Honacles 4 года назад

    Suomi mainittu! Torilla tavataan tuon kylmää olutta

  • @flotnar2512
    @flotnar2512 4 года назад

    I wonder how long you can go on by absorbing the life force of people

  • @blackchicken2243
    @blackchicken2243 4 года назад

    Love the voice

  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 4 года назад

    you should try to get the birthright achievement

  • @zeizz2928
    @zeizz2928 4 года назад

    perkele

  • @nilshelmreich2410
    @nilshelmreich2410 4 года назад

    Me watches the video a few hours later plays CK 2 gets the achievement on accident

  • @stalker7022
    @stalker7022 4 года назад

    For the boys!

  • @Goosiepoo
    @Goosiepoo 4 года назад

    Open cracking boys old a me cold

  • @forromir5929
    @forromir5929 4 года назад +5

    1 view, 4 comments. thanks youtube

  • @sirchuckalooski3256
    @sirchuckalooski3256 4 года назад

    Mr. Koiboiskaroni, if I sneeze in Sweden will they direct me to the restroom?

  • @karstais
    @karstais 4 года назад

    Finally someone who understands that the Q map mode is eye cancer

  • @Sovietube
    @Sovietube 4 года назад

    Koifish X Tankfish

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado 4 года назад

    GIT DEM SUBSCRIBERS, CRACK DAT COLD ONE!

  • @K14ontheTrack
    @K14ontheTrack 4 года назад

    Make the dark lord conquer the whole continent to show who's the boss