*GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN* It's me, Slim-Koifish (ha ha I wish). BACK AT IT AGAIN IN BANNERLORD! This time, with a super spicy ARCHER ONLY CHALLENGE! Will he do it? Oh yes he will! Please join my secret archery society (we're totally not just a discord): discord.com/invite/Trnr3UE
Historically, the battles fought against the English were the vast majority, if not all in some cases, of longbow archers and they won by the archer's advantage over enemy soldiers.
One thing I gotta say I enjoy about Bannerlord. Is that the troops HAVE to get into combat to increase xp. I noticed after three battles of Archers just mowing down looters that my peasant melee units never got XP
12:10 hey look it's faze banks throwing that sucker punch that broke his hand against a random stranger while also exposing his monk-like baldspot. oh wait this character has his hair in the opposite places that banks has his hair LOL
1:52 So.... I guess we are waiting for the glorious return of our Lord and Savior : HE'S A SAINT in Ck3. Time to bust out the old Jesus Foreskin Church and have Jesus rule Jerusalem (again)
I think Koifish forgot how eyes work having brown eyes does not mean you do not have whites of your eyes but he’s a fish so I can understand the disconnect
The fact that our very own koifish said “despite making up 30 % of the population, looters commit 50% of the crime”, tells me that he knows about the fact that “African Americans” make up 13% of the US population and commit 50% of the crime... That’s why it is so important to help the black community in keeping the fathers in the home...!
*GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN*
It's me, Slim-Koifish (ha ha I wish). BACK AT IT AGAIN IN BANNERLORD! This time, with a super spicy ARCHER ONLY CHALLENGE! Will he do it? Oh yes he will!
Please join my secret archery society (we're totally not just a discord): discord.com/invite/Trnr3UE
Haha yes you're so funny swede man, please bear my children
@Jonaseks He does
@Jonaseks I literally linked it in the comment your replying to...
Play can only, kuzait horde
*mongolian singing*
Even better, cavalry riflemen only campaign(Cossacks? I’d say more US cavalry, Wild West gang)
@@Koifish
more mount and blade average experiences
what do you mean I'm late???
Archer only isn't a challenge in Banner Lord, it's the META
Historically, the battles fought against the English were the vast majority, if not all in some cases, of longbow archers and they won by the archer's advantage over enemy soldiers.
this seems familiar......
It does... a weird feeling of dejà vue...
I agree
Hmm
spiff
@simo
- medieval SOAD cover
- health cheats
- high pitch screams
yeah, it's a Koifish vid allright xD
"Looters commit the 50% of the Crimes in Calradia... The other 50% is commited by me."
His voice is stuck in my head
The Geneva suggestion. Now that’s an idea!
This is why I always exterminate populace when i fight against genovese in Med2
The Spiffing Swede
Koiffing Swede*
queefing Swede?
@@Koifish fishy swede?
@@captainhindsight6994 is there any other kind of Swede?
@@ethanhatcher5533 yes.
3:51 That moment when you begin chanting Jewish folksongs because you think a pentagram is the same as the star of David.
had me breathless for a moment xd
>Implying Judaism isn't Devil-worship.
@@HolyFurryFish1998 True that, even Jesus called those who were part of the Temple of Jerusalem sons of Satan.
@@yaznarerkinsaw1914 satan wasn’t invented until well after Jesus death.
I thought it was Morroco's national anthem at first.
lolxd you played the same game as spiffin brit despite being in the mnb community for years? COPYCAT
Omg I copied my dad for having his genes omfg cringe
Spiffing Brit is a wanker, we do not acknowledge his existence
TheCheeseLord
I disagree
@@Koifish ye, that's kinda cringe bro
I swear someone else also did an archer only challenge, and uploaded about 4 hours earlier. COPY?
One thing I gotta say I enjoy about Bannerlord. Is that the troops HAVE to get into combat to increase xp. I noticed after three battles of Archers just mowing down looters that my peasant melee units never got XP
I just realized I’ve only seen one pregnant Chinese lady in my whole life.
They’re probably made up by CNN tbh
Deutsch Amerikaner the liberal media has made up covid 19, cancer, diabetes, canada leprechauns and pregnant asian woman
@Hero Jido Soylent green? More like Chinese people.
I believe that Chinese people lay clusters of eggs in their subterranean nests once every 6 years.
@@deutschamerikaner nah they’re made in vachina
the medieval pumped up kicks got me 21:16
I’m so glad others noticed that
"You know what else is legal? BEASTALITY let's go" that's a big poggers moment.
Thanks for vide bro! After my game in league of toxicity i was so fcking tilted, but thanks to your beautiful accent and personality i am happy now :)
You're welcome my dude! :D
“I’m gonna turn the Geneva convention into a Geneva suggestion” 🤣
21:04 This may truly be the best collection of insults before a battle that I have ever heard.
12:00 based Koifish
9:56 "Ay, I love the scent of greek fire by the morn. Smelleth of victory."
finally, A BANNERLORD VIDEO
Also that medieval SoaD just hits different
spiffing but funny? Pog
and he used in taberna song ck2 soundtrack omg nic
and he also uses songs from that techno mediveal mix wow
14:27 that "😳heh..." really caught me off guard
Don't mind me, just your average Koifish viewer walking by
I didn't expect to hear Toxicity by SoaD. I was pleasantly surprised mate haha 🤙🏻
Koifish blessing us with the best way to pick up chicks using bannerlord
100% yes.
medival system of a down... poggers🤙
Koifish: Oh,I forgot the evening prayer... ALLAAAAAH
Today marks the day I learned you could crouch in Mount & Blade.
“All ye bully rooks with your buskin boots...”
the 13% percent joke was a pleasant surprise
Koifish can we have a video of you just showing short clips with you saying "Huraah!" over it? That'd be top tier content.
Swedish accent goes so well with the over the top jokes xD
22:52 This will be giving me nightmares..
That bench conversation was great...
13:57. Music is the medieval version of BFG Division from Doom 😂
12:10 hey look it's faze banks throwing that sucker punch that broke his hand against a random stranger while also exposing his monk-like baldspot. oh wait this character has his hair in the opposite places that banks has his hair LOL
You could have been archers in my army, but you're just really aggressive geologists!
Impromptu circumcisions by Arrow!
I'm Italian. I heard my National Anthem at 2:11. I coomed. True story.
Epic as always lord Koifish.
Thank you Mr. Curry (what a chad name)
Koifish Thank you Mr. Koifish. You’ve made my day!
You sound like Fishy Medieval Anomaly and i love it.
According to Susan Wabbajack, you should mail me your credit card
1:52 So.... I guess we are waiting for the glorious return of our Lord and Savior : HE'S A SAINT in Ck3. Time to bust out the old Jesus Foreskin Church and have Jesus rule Jerusalem (again)
"its like a pregnant chinese lady, i never seen one." hold up now you made me realise i never seen a pregnant asian either
As an asian i can confirm that we lay eggs
Hold the f up... I've never seen one either...
Chinese are CIA plot CONFIRMED
Says one has only crossbowmen, plays with Vlandia that literally is ONLY crossbowmen
*Ballista ballista, it is time for Reconquista*
But most funny in video was when he said that he forgot evening prayer
"C'mon then you tosspot"
I love it
"aggressive geologists" XD
25:23 Nice easter-egg? Ye though you could pull a sneaky!
Why people do "only Archer challenge"? is literally not a challenge is how 80% of the player base actually play the game
my name is definitly fun koifish
where is your other video in Mount and Blade Guides playlist man , all was great
12:32 and 12:47 . Koifish is using comedy to drop some major truth-bombs. Nice subversion! 😁
that medieval Toxicity fuckin slaps
What a wonderful name
hes back
The best thing is how much better at this run you are than Simo.
The trees speak Battavian
21:40 If no one else recognizes the music in the background; I do.
Clever.
your southern accent is wonderful
koifish jokes about ab comer castle but it's the only one i own smh
I think Koifish forgot how eyes work having brown eyes does not mean you do not have whites of your eyes but he’s a fish so I can understand the disconnect
Man who would've thunk it. archers can kill men with no shields!
You need a shitton of archers/crossbows to break a shieldwall formation. Even just militias.
Immagine them implementing those archery perks into the game :3
The fact that our very own koifish said “despite making up 30 % of the population, looters commit 50% of the crime”, tells me that he knows about the fact that “African Americans” make up 13% of the US population and commit 50% of the crime...
That’s why it is so important to help the black community in keeping the fathers in the home...!
social distancing joke was pretty funny. i enjoy your and spiffing brits videos. haters gonna hate.
Nice i didn't knew that Simo had made another video his voice sounds slightly 3rd grade teachery
I subscribed!
Very good!
Have you ever collabed with spiffing brit?
:0 he didnt do the jump and screenshot ;-; i am sadness
Very nice, now do an archer only castle siege.
bruh you chroat-chopped those poor bandits in the beginning. rip
6:41 What's this? Koifish cheating HP? At least Simo had the sense to make a joke out of it. TfueTfue, curse your 7th Grandfather.
I notice that too lol
Lol Ok stop yourself now Paritosh
@@phil385 no.
Koifish dropping so many redpills here
"He's actually the guitarist from the smiths" That's an F.
Lol spiffing Brit eat your heart out
Playing Hebrew music with the satanic star alright xd
Mamama Mountain Blade!
Epic
That Batannian was so based and redpilled
You should do this for warband as well
0:32 you said Gay? Okay Koifish party is over #SAR, #CancelKoifish - said every basic white girl
Noice thx fellow Swede
commenting for the algorithm kidd
Replying for algorithm thank you!
3:51 Wrong star.
Mace only. Will 100% need a mod for mace units.
HE'S A SAAAAIIIINNNNT?!!
"1269, that is"
akshually, in Bannerlord it would be 1069 *snort*
I can't prove it but I swear i heard System of a Down played on harps
Somebody play some Godus? Those tunes slap anywhere.
Koifish have you heard of the Battanian fian?
Spiffing sweed
If you go w khuzait and only go horse archer you can conquer the world with a surprisingly small army, and there's nobody who can catch you ehHeh
Armor is made of butter in these games or this wouldn't have worked.
Actually the earth is dinosaur shaped
3:50
>shows pentagram
>starts singing hava nagila
what did he mean by this?
now im confused are you Swedish or a Swedish that likes Bows
6ft = 2km this is true yes
Koifish kan you make a mount and blade bannerlord playthroug but its full of memes