*KOIFISH MERCH WEOOO WEOOO WEOO* Yes that's right! Me, Koifish, JUST released his very own merch! Check it out: freshmerch.fm/koifish Also, I hope you enjoy my return to the classic How To series! It was VERY fun to record this! More epic content coming very soon!
As a green person I can say that we do commit alot of swamp crimes. However our economy runs on crime so I'm sorry about how we can't stop. Remember, ogres have layers but there is also layers of complexity in the swamp economy.
Meanwhile actually they are pretty good, (not know about bannerlord but) Females are kinda a little bit behind male first but later on they are good as males does :p
Im so incredibly happy to see this series again. Your jokes always work on me and I seriously think you are such a under appreciated content creator! Even when you switched from shorter meme edits of gameplay in Warband to videos with your own voice, I loved it. Can’t wait to see what else you got in store.
5 reasons koifish is best fish : 1. Just look at it 2. Have you looked at it? 3. It is massive so not a tiny fish 4. If you looked at it you don't need more reasons 5. It isn't sponsored by raid shadow legends
I am new subscriber, but I really like so much your Koichannel, I started watching every video from the first one. Make more How To videos, like how to "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders" in Bannerlord!!!
How to Become a Criminal Mastermind in Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord? Go to every single lord and get all his towns and castles for free because that's apperantly what you can do in this game.
The tavern musician is actually playing music, it's your ears that are not designed to listen to those frequencies. (You have turned music off in settings)
Koifish man, you got ripped! I wish my chest was broad enough to fit that longship. It's because I talk too much I guess leaving less time for raiding. Oh it fits small people too! That's great
Koifish I own the game but I’m in he group of people who’s game crashes starting up, so battanianwatching your videos make me a little happier, could you continue your battanian play through. Thanks again
I’ve always liked imagining what kind of a face a voice I’m so familiar with would have. You could call it a strange habit of mine but I’ve never been accurate with my guesses until now. You look genuine and goofy just as I thought and I know this is a weird comment but I just wanted to share that thx
*KOIFISH MERCH WEOOO WEOOO WEOO*
Yes that's right! Me, Koifish, JUST released his very own merch! Check it out: freshmerch.fm/koifish
Also, I hope you enjoy my return to the classic How To series! It was VERY fun to record this! More epic content coming very soon!
Koifish can you be my dad
:p
koifish if you do not give us episode four of the conqueror i will be very upset
Koifish when you reach 150k subscribers can you ask ms koifish to do a little letsplay of bannerlord or mount and blade warband?
Try perisnos mode 1.0 koifish
« You look like a villain from lazytown » thats a swadian level insult there
I knew it was coming because of this comment and it STILL killed me.
That should be a compliment 😂
I look like melted butter
Only swadians will understand
Then, he is number 1
Real youtube veterans skipped past the raid ad so fast that they missed the merch plug
how the fuck do you people not have adblock?
@@wenzelplot He meant the advertisement he did in the video itself lol
@@wenzelplot bruh
@@denndenn1832 lol im dumb, that makes more sense.
@@Leon-oc4em my b
It is impossible not to love this modern cuddly viking
Hello
hi
Vlandians no vikings ):-[
He could be the comic relief of a Vikings tv series easily
“I shall create the face of an absolute villain” and then creates a high elf
But they are absolute villains
"We live in a society." I guess Koifish just became Clownfish
lol
Gender: *STURGIAN*
Lmao look at you thinking Sturgia is a real place
@@danijellino1921 is just a joke bruh
@@CBRN-115 So was my comment.
It's a meme in the Mount and Blade community on how sturgia always get's owned.
@@CBRN-115 woooosh
@@CBRN-115 damn you got recruited by swadia and got fucked
The next time I rob a bank, I will wear a wedding dress.
They will never accuse me of theft because of my obvious innocence.
As a green person I can say that we do commit alot of swamp crimes. However our economy runs on crime so I'm sorry about how we can't stop. Remember, ogres have layers but there is also layers of complexity in the swamp economy.
Imagine if he played as a female for April Fools.
Meanwhile actually they are pretty good, (not know about bannerlord but) Females are kinda a little bit behind male first but later on they are good as males does :p
“You know what I would do if I woke up as a woman? Go back to sleep!” -koifish
@@Sherlock-Eco Don't sh!t Sherlock
@@Sherlock-Eco You mean in Warband where you can just yoink some lord's castle and troops?
Koifish : the cure against Hobbos and depression keep the good work
10/10 capitalists didn't know what hit em
OH GOD ITS HAPPENDING AGIAN
ITS BEEN 3 YEARS BUT HES BACK.
Im so incredibly happy to see this series again. Your jokes always work on me and I seriously think you are such a under appreciated content creator! Even when you switched from shorter meme edits of gameplay in Warband to videos with your own voice, I loved it. Can’t wait to see what else you got in store.
I was trying to find a video to fall asleep to. This had me laughing from beginning to end. Damn it! Thomas Hief, you stole my sleep!!!
Quoting Calradian FBI statistics! Tsk, tsk! Time to cancel your siege!
Because of T Hief Vlandia went to decadence and butter addiction increased by 69% according to the statistics.
"This plan cannot fail!"
Famous last words
5 reasons koifish is best fish :
1. Just look at it
2. Have you looked at it?
3. It is massive so not a tiny fish
4. If you looked at it you don't need more reasons
5. It isn't sponsored by raid shadow legends
Koifish truly does look like a viking I would follow on a raid
Criticizing the judicial system and racial inequality in Mountain Blade Bannerlord ~ Koifish 2020
I love your content Koifish, thanks for not being PC, really appreciate how down to earth you are.
How the fuck did I only just find your channel? Koifish is my spirit animal, thank fuck I found you now to binge watch your old episodes!
“You pick up society? Oh, look what’s underneath” for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing when he said that
Thank you, Koifish. very cool
“White is the colour of innocence” 🤣🤣
"CEO of Raiding"
This cracked me up!
Take a shot everytime when he says "YEESUS"
That medieval coffin dance music tho xD
"Let's not talk about mr dickinson..." Oh my god.
After your joke I ended up actually getting a raid shadow legends ad...
I am new subscriber, but I really like so much your Koichannel, I started watching every video from the first one. Make more How To videos, like how to "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders" in Bannerlord!!!
Very glad to have you here, subscribed :D More How To videos will come eventually, but until then you should watch the other stuff as well >:D YEET!
Bloody raid shadow legends strikes again at the perfect moment... those ingenious bastards.
22:40 wait, did anyone else realize that's medieval coffin dance song?!
@Cinozzz I dunno if it's in the game, or Koifish put it in there for the memes
@Cinozzz oh yeah i guess that makes sence
@Cinozzz ok i just found it today it was in my recommendations here's the link to it ruclips.net/video/7E9CZQ3_iBQ/видео.html
@Cinozzz ok
This dude's personality is A1!
How to Become a Criminal Mastermind in Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord?
Go to every single lord and get all his towns and castles for free because that's apperantly what you can do in this game.
22:26 OMG Koffin dance of 11th century
I like the medieval astronomia around 23 minute
That coffin dance was the same one they played when the plague ravaged Europe
Damn it, man! Here I am innocently eating and watching the video when you come out with the Dickenson joke. Almost choked to death.
LIKE THIS SO KOIFISH SEES THE DAMN STURGIANS ARE RUSSIAND THEN THE NORDS CAME AND RAIDED
The tavern musician is actually playing music, it's your ears that are not designed to listen to those frequencies. (You have turned music off in settings)
Koifish man, you got ripped! I wish my chest was broad enough to fit that longship. It's because I talk too much I guess leaving less time for raiding.
Oh it fits small people too! That's great
Koifish I own the game but I’m in he group of people who’s game crashes starting up, so battanianwatching your videos make me a little happier, could you continue your battanian play through. Thanks again
I had no idea I could do this, well I know what my next playthrough will be
Me seeing this video:
"weri kool"
4:30
A villain? *A* villain!?
DO YOU MEAN *THE* VILLAIN!
I thought it said drunk in the title, and I was so excited
23.00 I noticed that the music is the coffin meme song just in medieval flute tunes. What can I say I like it
damn seeing this dudes face makes me like him even more
"I'll give you a örfil *SMACK*" lost it lmao
he did his jump at the end of vid. he did the thing
You recreated Von Kaiser from Punch-Out! Truly a criminal through and through.
I wish I had money to buy that shit lmao, my favorite RUclipsr your voice is so unique it's amazing
Suggested 1 Yr later. Love the content
Son when he started talking about the door banner
I would be rolling if it wasn't 4am
As a ginger I can confirm that we have the most evil of hair colours
a ginger greek?? HERESY
This is the best Bannerlord tutorial on youtube.
Thomas Hief is such a great name! I'm gonna have to steal that one for my dnd campaign.
9:44 Yoda Death Sound.
Im so glad you are doing good in youtube!
7:35 Underrated joke right there
VERY KOOL
7:48 is whenever you stand on a cats tail
omg this video was amazing!!! loved all the roleplay
Son....best commercial ever
I...was not expecting koifish to look like that, thought he'd look more like a very skinny version of iSorrow with blonde hair
Just time travel to a time when time travel isn't illegal. 4D thinking right there.
5:41 “I look like that guy from gangs of New York” who has also joined roundheads during English civil war
Excellent choice of music at the end.
Wonderful wonderful wonderful thanks koifish
In the beginning I thought this video is stupid, by the time of character customization I was laghing histericaly in tears.
Making heads roll, in war and in the tavern.
And it begins
I’ve always liked imagining what kind of a face a voice I’m so familiar with would have. You could call it a strange habit of mine but I’ve never been accurate with my guesses until now. You look genuine and goofy just as I thought and I know this is a weird comment but I just wanted to share that thx
THE GUIDES ARE BACK!
This guy is a legend
When you hear Koifish you automatically give thumbs up.
Koifish knows that they will lose
Bannerlord:
*MEDIEVAL COFFIN DANCES MUSIC MEMES*
Very good content. I'm so happy! Go Koifish!
"Raider is not a criminal, he's just a bastard!"
I feel like I just walked in on someone in the YMCA showers. I wasn't supposed to see koifish's face
Thank you, Koifish!
People who cut in line at the grocery store deserve the death sentence! Who is with me?!
bro
I'm from Brazil and I don't understand 50% of what you say but man your videos are hilarious lazy town villain kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Goddammit I heard medieval astronomia music
I have never heard a swede with a more pronounced scandinavian accent... anyway, good content 👍
Take a shot every time he says very cool.
That pygmy stallion joke was on point.
the existence of Aserai makes every other culture obsolete
Anyone else notice a medieval version of the coffin dancer song at 23:36
That's the best merch add ever.
I don't appreciate you breaking the law Koifish
I'm in the Empire-Buriness!
The jokes were so good in this
Playing Bannerlord is cool, but please don't forget about warband! We'll die without it!
Did anyone notice T Hief looks uncannily like Super Mario's evil twin?
How to get *e r e c t*
Watch the any how to video from koifish
I miss Miss Koifish cooking porridge in the background.
The best story i've ever watched!