*I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOOOOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOOOLE* Hello HELLO! Upload machine broke, but I fixed it so now there should be daily videos every other day (it works don't think about it too much) Check out Koifish Support links up in the description, and check under your sofa because that's where I hid the remote last time I was at your place
Eall þá óþer cild mid findġum soccum Sċulon betera rinnen fram minum earhum Eall þá óþer cild mid findġum soccum Sċulon betera rinnen, cwicra þon mín boga (All the other children with fancy shoes should better run from my arrow All the other children with fancy shoes should better run, quicker than my bow)
If and when you give this another go you could try giving your dynasty a blood legacy to increase the chances of inheriting the dwarf trait. Also I challenge you to remain entirely inland and in the mountains because no self-respecting dwarf uses *boats*
New challenge idea: Since you were already going for the dwarfs, you need to shoot for having the strangest family and kingdom possible. How about an albino dwarf Viking ruling in Africa? How about seeing what happens when a dwarf and a giant have kids?
The dwarves in my D&D world will be even more inspired by vikings than normal dwarves, they will have jarls and huscarls, and their celestial beings will be my own made up aesir, and their gods will be the greatest among the aesir.
Hey Mr. Koifish. I want to ask about your merch. I love the viking ship t-shirt, but since it’s getting colder a hoodie would be great. Is this possible to fix? Great videos as always btw
*I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOOOOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOOOLE*
Hello HELLO! Upload machine broke, but I fixed it so now there should be daily videos every other day (it works don't think about it too much)
Check out Koifish Support links up in the description, and check under your sofa because that's where I hid the remote last time I was at your place
Haha yes very funny indeed Swedish man
ah YES THE DWARF KINGDOM OF 4'6 PEOPLE :DDDDDDDDDDD
Fun fact nick fury used to be white
I really found my remote under the sofa what kind of sorcery is this
koifish gives off 5ft tall vibes
Koifish gives off king vibes 👑
Nah he is a 10 foot chad
Shortest swede of them all.
"If your height starts with a 5 don't even consider texting me!"
Dutch dwarfs who are only 4,95 meters: "I cri evry tiem"
If that was Shrek, you're Lord Farquaad
I like my women like I like my beer: stout and bitter.
M'aiq once met a dwarf. He kept rambling about a place called the Mines of Moria. Pfft, M'aiq thinks he had a bad bottle of skooma, hehe
how r you immortal?
@@gracesonhudgins9602 M'aiq knows not of what you say. He only knows to load his previous save.
@@yesman8514 i have thumed u off mountains and u always come back
@@gracesonhudgins9602 M'aiq always has an inventory full of food. Mmmm, yummy
@@yesman8514 Does M'aiq go to cloud district very often?
That medieval Pumped up kicks just hits different
Eall þá óþer cild mid findġum soccum
Sċulon betera rinnen fram minum earhum
Eall þá óþer cild mid findġum soccum
Sċulon betera rinnen, cwicra þon mín boga
(All the other children with fancy shoes
should better run from my arrow
All the other children with fancy shoes
should better run, quicker than my bow)
If and when you give this another go you could try giving your dynasty a blood legacy to increase the chances of inheriting the dwarf trait. Also I challenge you to remain entirely inland and in the mountains because no self-respecting dwarf uses *boats*
New challenge idea: Since you were already going for the dwarfs, you need to shoot for having the strangest family and kingdom possible.
How about an albino dwarf Viking ruling in Africa?
How about seeing what happens when a dwarf and a giant have kids?
15:31 Paradox's Shrek easter egg. I remember them alluding to it in their launch stream
Also, no, that makes you Puss in Boots
13:58
"Us short people have to stick together. Short ethno-state!"
That already exists. It's called North Korea.
I don't think I'll ever forget your line: "I am died."
the music from around 3 minutes in is by vox vulgaris and I love it so much it made me go to school to become a medieval bard
thank you koifish i've been naked for so long and now i can finally purchase quality clothing
bo is norwegian now
you cannot stop me!!
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I comment to support the BOIfish ❤❤👌👌
The dwarves in my D&D world will be even more inspired by vikings than normal dwarves, they will have jarls and huscarls, and their celestial beings will be my own made up aesir, and their gods will be the greatest among the aesir.
What do you get when you mix irish with dwarf?
Leprechaun
Hey Mr. Koifish. I want to ask about your merch. I love the viking ship t-shirt, but since it’s getting colder a hoodie would be great. Is this possible to fix? Great videos as always btw
18:25 yall know the song just admit it. We all know what happened in 2010.
Collecting dwarves (:
1:50 that song is in the game?
Koifish why didnt you make a plushie Koifish I could buy!?!?!
14:45 the norwegian dwarven Charles XII
Gimli would be proud
Quality as always, don’t even need to watch long in to the video to know
04:14 that character is actually white but cinematic universe casted as bald black
"You Norwegians don't even speak a real language, do you" LOL! Spoken like a real Svenskar!
I mean, he isn't wrong. There is not one "norwegian" language, but bokmål/riksmål and nynorsk.
It's odd to see koifish a man who looks like the definition of Minecraft peaceful mode, lead an army of war crazy dwarves and take over the world.
Koifish chose my home county. I'm happy :-D
From spain. Great video koifish.
If a giant man knocks up a dwarf woman, will their child be a giant dwarf or a really small giant?
Theoretically, it should be the latter
In America we would call you and the other chieftain Eskimo brothers.
Where is the lets play?!
"New ralley point who dis"
Where is the video about Dagestan, Koifish!?!?
,,there are no accidents" ~ master oogway
Oh god i laughed through the whole thing!! 😂
I love your svenglish accent😂😂
As an icelandic person I dont get the stomach brothers joke hahaha. Good one Koiboi
15:40 This event has to be a Shrek reference. There is no way it's not.
Dwarf viking kingdom, what next? African albinos kingdom?
What if the real dwarf fortress was the friends we made along the way
Koselig Norsk og Svensk rivalitet hører jeg ^^
Don't mind me, just your average Koifish viewer walking by
When will we have tw empire sweden partn2
I have to wonder if he got the idea from ISP
Nice job 280 likes and no dislikes
isnt that literally the same thing that iSorrowwhatever did?
Who was first isp or koifish?
I just so happen to be naked as you pitch me the merch clothing...how did you know?
pls do more rimworld, read some guides and download vanilla expanded.
Continue the björn ironside lets play
What kind of music? 20:15
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Hi koi
I am two dwarves stacked on top of each other in a trench coat, and I find this video incredibly offensive!
Try again!
öl allfräd höh?
9 ads in the video
Please just finish your battanian Play Through
Isp did it first
top xd
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