I Created the MOST POWERFUL SERBIA in all of Crusader Kings 3
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- The MOST Powerful Serbia Kingdom in all of Crusader Kings 3? Easy as blueberry pie! Especially when you work towards one of the best decisions in the game: Unite the South Slavs!
I, Koifish, will play as the STRONGEST Serbian, and conquer my way down to take over all of the Balkan, including some parts of the Kingdom of Greece! From there, I will use the special decision Unite the South Slavs to re-establish a long lost MEGA SERBIA back into the world!
I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Martial and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia!
*BIG SERBIA IS REAL**
Hello HELLO! Or should I say Гугл преводилац :D
More videos to come, including OTHER NEW GAMES that I have been playing in my free time! Very cool!
Where big Albania ?
Ek2 video when??
@@thereisonlyallah5177 in ass od Serbia waiting for fart
form bosnia next
Поздрав из Србије!
Extreme poetic irony for your character to brick his brother up inside a wall, only to then later go insane by hallucinating sounds coming from the walls
"I'm terrified I am traumatised" words commonly used to describe people that see my handwriting
@Ecard Ecardian I am like your brother... sometimes when I sign my own name it looks like an entirely different name. I forgot how to write once I was done with school lmao...
Koifish going back to the middle ages to introduce them to accordions and synth.
I will share this to my serbian friends. Waiiiit you actually dont know that Yugoslavia means literaly South slavic country.
Is it not The land of south slavs?
@@huginmunin8253 well Yugoslavia yugo (or as we would say it jugo meaning south) and slavia well pretty self explanatory meaning slavs or slavia
Kooi fish testing his skills with stuff other than hasteinn is nice
Well, i did kind of expect Haesteinn in Serbia.😁
Koifish:I will expose you basil
Basil:bro I'm greek
koifish:"here we are in the wonderfull world of serbia"
also koifish; is in montenegro
Its Serbia
Did he stutter?
Its all serbia if you ask a serb
@@itsKarlDesigns Northuberland is England if you ask an englishman.
Chetnik Koifish
The dwarf as executioner...i had to laugh so hard that almost pooped myself.
There should be Lunatic-specific Casus Belli.
Iam now making ireland as ck3 version of kate mcreary of gta 4 at the 867 date
21:48 look at that kid prowess tho.
👀👀👀
if every serbian joke koifish said in this video was a true serbian stereotype serbia would be considered all existing stereotypes. btw im serbian
“I just wanted to play Serbia, why am I fighting the Bulgarians?” Welcome to the Balkans, mate.
I love the sound of dying character
I LOVE YOU KOIFISJ
first to say first
Koifiš Silni i Srpsko Carstvo 🍻
MAJKI !!!!
The second king had the average serbian mental health
Why is your game not in serbian tho
Zlatan is swedish
Form Rûm
I can't see anyone being angry about the contents of this video.
Hahaha min broder!!!!
When you ask a Serbian about Serbian history:
**Proudly mentions his ancestors warcrimes**
@@Ch-ew9tm there's no much war crimes, but everyone make wae crimes so
@@Ch-ew9tm There's literally a song about a dude bragging how his dad is a war criminal. This country has gone off the rails
@@RobLucci3 that was 30 years ago
@@RobLucci3 That song is parody and you are fool if you believe he sings it for real.
Always remember:
If you share a border, they're your mortal enemy.
If they don't share your border, they're most likely your mortal enemy, but CAN be your friend.
If you don't share a border, but share a border with someone YOU share a border with, they're your best friend forever. Mostly.
If you they share a border with both you and someone else you share a border with, they're your mortal enemy, but you CAN use them to fight the other for you.
As is the Balkan way.
Just assume everyone is out to get you, they probably are anyway.
You forgot one:
If you share a border with a country outside of your area they are generally your mortal enemy, but they sometimes are your friend who help protect you or vise versa.
Now this is Chetnik moment
It all sounds like high school.
@@dunkelheit5055 Enemy until proven Chill
@@brandnew3225 (I bet he doesn't even know that they're all the same country just in different places with different flags)
25:58
The decision is called "Unite the South Slavs" and "Yugoslavia" can be translated as "Land of the South Slavs", so yes, you are creating Yugoslavia.
jug is south in serbo-croatian... it just means south slavia
“I couldn’t handle your strongest potion.”
Quality reference
Bro when I first saw that event I was like no way
whats the reference?
Most peaceful bit of Balkan history
I may be German and Norwegian, but the Serbians honestly hold the highest amount of my respect, even more than my own people. I love Serbia so much and I adore learning about its history and culture and I'm happy I'm finally able to begin learning the Serbian language 🇷🇸🇩🇪🇳🇴
Zdravo from Serbia! So you can speak German and Norwegian? Very nice that you know something of Serbia, since there isnt a lot of people that do. I adore the Norwegian culture a lot for their history and the german history and culture is overlooked a lot because of one period of time and i think thats a pity. Where did you start to learn the Serbian language? and disclaimer: its not that easy if you never spoke a slavic language so its even more of a challenge that you took upon you :).
@@aleksandarmrkonjic2752 Здраво! Bloody amazing to me that you guys use both Latin and Cyrillic 😂😂 I speak German and I'm still learning Norwegian. I love both languages very much as both are extremely unique but strongly connected. And yes! I personally have a traditional Norwegian and German outfit that wear practically all the time XD Norwegian culture and history is amazing. We have whole holidays dedicated to our ancestors defeating German and Danish invaders and German culture is equally amazing. I'm a Saxon German so our traditions are a little similar to Danish ones versus Bavarians and southern German traditions, and I personally am extremely proud of what Widukind, our last independent king, did for us against Charlemagne and to preserve our existence as a people. And yes, I love Serbia! Small country but honestly, I don't know how all of Europe didn't get its arse kicked from you guys XD As for Serbian, my best friend is Serbian and she wanted to teach me her language and she's been teaching me whenever she can 🙂 In return, I teach her German 🤣 And yes, Serbian and Slavic languages in general seem difficult. However I'm extremely proficient at learning languages and my friend says I pronounce everything pretty much perfectly. So hopefully that'll help a bit 😂
@@EinDeutscherPatriot620 Dann können wir ja auch auf Deutsch reden 😂 Die Norwegen, Dänen, bzw. alle Nordischen Länder faszinieren mich wegen der Wikingerzeit die auch irgendwie falsch dargestellt wird, weil man nur die Schriften der Engländer studiert hat was das angeht und sie neigten immer die Wikinger schlimmer darzustellen als sie es wirklich waren. Du erzählst von dem König Widukind, könntest du mir die Geschichte ein bisschen erklären? Bin da nicht wirklich informiert darüber.
Ich finde jeder sollte stolz sein woher er kommt! Immer mehr und mehr kommt man von dem ab was man wirklich ist.
Was uns Serben angeht: Wir sind sehr stolz darauf wie wir es geschafft haben als Volk alles durchzustehen was uns angetan wurde. Leider gab es immer einen Hass auf uns, was ich ehrlich gesagt nicht verstehe. Besonders stolz sind wir auf Nikola Tesla und Kaiser Dušan. Ich bin auch sehr interessiert an Sprachen und ich bemühe mich wo auch immer ich kann etwas aufzuschnappen. Ich weiß zwar nicht wie weit du schon bist mit deinem Serbisch aber ich hoffe es macht spaß diese Sprache zu lernen. PS: es gibt einige wörter die wir uns von euch "geliehen" haben wie z.B. "Путер" (= Butter) oder einer meiner lieblinge "рајсфершлус" (= Reißverschluss) 😂.
@@aleksandarmrkonjic2752 Haha! Ja, wir können Hochdeutsch sprechen. Du bist darin sehr kompetent 🙂 Ich liebe es auch, Wikinger zu studieren, obwohl viel über die Wikinger- und germanische Kultur und Religion im Allgemeinen durch die Linse des Christentums erzählt wird, das versucht hat, unser Volk und unsere Religion zu zerstören, und es ihnen leider in vielerlei Hinsicht gelungen ist. Aber ich versuche mein Bestes, um etwas über meine Geschichte zu erfahren und wer meine Vorfahren waren und wie ich ihre Lebensweise, ihren Glauben und ihre Weisheit in die Art und Weise, wie ich mein Leben lebe, umsetzen kann. Eine Sache, die ich tue, ist deutsche und norwegische Folklore über bestimmte Geister und Kreaturen, denen unsere Vorfahren begegnet sind, und Geschichten über sie zu schreiben. Ich habe bisher drei geschrieben. Widukind lebte im späten 8. Jahrhundert. Im Wesentlichen fielen die Franken in die germanischen Stämme ein und bekehrten sie gewaltsam durch die Zerstörung unserer Stammesidentität und Religion. In den 760er Jahren waren alle Stämme von Bayern bis in die Niederlande gefallen, mit Ausnahme meines Stammes, der jahrhundertelang der stärkste und am meisten gefürchtete Stamm auf dem Kontinent war. Die Sachsen. Wir würden unsere Könige durch Stimmen wählen und wir haben Widukind gewählt, um uns zu regieren. Eine Zeit lang hielt er die Franken durch Diplomatie fern. Doch 772 fiel der ehrgeizige und fromme Karl der Große in Westfalen ein und unterwarf die Westfalensachsen. Dann zog Karl der Große los, um in die Langobarden einzufallen, also versammelte Widukind die sächsischen Stämme und eroberte Westfalien zurück und tötete oder verbannte alle Franken, die dort in unser Territorium eindrangen. Bevor Karl der Große reagieren konnte, fiel Widukind in das Frankenreich ein, in der Hoffnung, die Chatten zu befreien, einen Nachbarstamm, der fest in den Frankenstaat integriert war. Er hatte jedoch wenig Erfolg und 775 kehrte Karl der Große zurück und eroberte erneut Westfalen und fiel in Angria ein, wobei er die Festung Sigiburg einnahm. Er unterwarf sogar Hessi, Häuptling der Angrier, und bekehrte ihn. Bis 780 n. Chr. wurde ganz Sachsen erobert und als fränkischer Staat mit Grafschaften und Bistümern errichtet. Widukind musste nach Dänemark fliehen. Er kehrte 782 zurück und besiegte die fränkische Armee, die Sachsen besetzte, und begann, unser Volk zu befreien. Aber Karl der Große, der alle unsere religiösen Stätten zerstörte, schlachtete 4500 unbewaffnete Sachsen ab, die sich weigerten, zu konvertieren, und fuhr fort, alle unsere Städte und Dörfer niederzureißen und zu zerstören. Es war pure Auslöschung. Widukind hatte genug und so traf er sich mit Karl dem Großen und unter dem Versprechen, dass er aufhören würde, unser Volk auszurotten, würde er selbst konvertieren und den Katholizismus unter unserem Volk fördern. Dies brachte Frieden bis 792, als sich zwei Stämme ein letztes Mal gegen die Franken erhoben. Aber sie wurden zerstört und bis 804 war unser Volk ziemlich zerstört und hatte all unsere Freiheit verloren und wurde auf der Stelle getötet, wenn es dabei erwischt wurde, die alten Götter anzubeten. Tut mir leid, ich weiß, das ist viel zu lesen. Ich habe nur versucht, Ihnen einen vollständigen Bericht über Widukind zu geben, unseren größten und letzten wahren König.
@@aleksandarmrkonjic2752 Aber ich stimme zu, wir sollten alle stolz darauf sein, woher wir kommen, und wissen, wer wir sind. Das ist auch eine Sache, die ich an Serbien sehr bewundere. Trotz all der Zeiten, in denen Sie erobert wurden, bewahren Sie immer noch eine serbische Identität und Nation, was sehr beeindruckend ist! Ich habe noch nichts von diesen beiden Leuten gehört, also werde ich auf jeden Fall etwas über sie recherchieren. Ich liebe auch Sprachen, aber ich versuche, diejenigen zu lernen, die spezifischer für mich sind. Wenn es um Sprachen geht, lerne ich sie, wenn es einen Grund gibt. Ich möchte zum Beispiel Serbisch lernen, weil meine beste Freundin Serbisch ist und das Erlernen ihrer Sprache Liebe, Hingabe und Respekt zeigt. Andere wie Norwegisch lerne ich, weil es ein Teil dessen ist, was ich als Mensch bin, und es ein Beweis dafür ist, wer mein Volk ist. Sprachen lernen ist mir sehr heilig und ich nehme es sehr ernst. Und das ist auch wirklich lustig, dass Reißverschlüsse auf Serbisch XDDD im Wesentlichen dasselbe Wort sind
if you guys dont already know this is historically accurate serbia got this big but was nice enough to give the land back to the others
Nije mala, nije mala.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: *IS SWEDISH*
Koifish, a true serbian: "He's probably serbian"
he is originally from bosnia
He is not Swedish
@@aleksandarmrkonjic2752 So hes Serbian.
He is of serbian origin, only his ancestors chose to change religion from christianity to islam when Ottoman Turks conquered serbian countries. In 1991 new nation was created called Bosniaks, from previous nation created after ww2 being called Muslims.
@@T_Dun he wouldn't be allowed to play for Sweden if he didn't at least have citizenship. That makes him swedish, until he chooses to play for Serbia.
Like Podolski did with Germany and Poland, lel.
Koifish: "I can form a Serbian holy order."
Srebrenica is an option
*doesn't comment*
Ah no, there was a muslim holy order there.
The Majki's are the real MVPs of this video
Meowst valueble paws
Is this a Majki Simulator?
Keep up the great CK3 content Koifish, love the videos man.
The feud system in CK3 is broken. I've killed off the main heirs of the other house, killed their house head, and dispossessed them of all their lands, but if I end the feud it says my house loses the feud. BROKEN. The screen itself is borked as well, it says "how ] retaliated against Toki's vendetta". Yep a file character ] is in the text. Then the text says 1) My house gains capable house for 25 years 2) My house loses feud 3) "score" 4) Your house for 25 years 5) Your feud will end. So, what is "score" as a word by itself supposed to mean, and what does "Your house for 25 years" supposed to mean. WHO does the screen text QA at paradox these days, it's deplorable.
Did you grow up in Skyrim? I can tell by the accent
Rakija for Koi!
Lower Bosnia: Revolts
Serbia: So you have chosen... death.
Коифиш је Србин и он ће нас чувати
hey bro its great to see u playing as Serbia, you also know a lot about the Balkans as i can see, thanks for that, really nice of you Swedish man
Nah he doesnt know much.
DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY SERBIA
Serbian Koi.
I can’t believe that you said the Swedish/Bosnian icon Zlatan is Serbian, unsubbed and reported
"What happened to Italy" . These playthroughs are awesome and hilarious.
When are you going to continue with your A to Z video, Kolfish?
Tip: If you have a strong hook on the head of faith, they will give you anything
I was expecting to see Haesting coming to conquer Serbia. Koifish must have quite bad withdrawals.
Wallachia is required to unite the South Slavs.
Wallachia...
**Confused Latin noises**
Yugoslavia literally means South Slavia, so yeah you made it.
DUŠAN WOULD BE PROUD
Um actually Kolfish Bosnian culture didn't exist before the Ottomans spread Islam there 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
"Oh no, I would be a good Serbian." is quite the sentence.
Yes you did form Yugoslavia. The name Yugoslavia comes from the Serbian words “Jug” (south) and “Slavija” (slavia). So uniting the south Slavs did essentially just create Yugoslavia
Oh, Another Peaceful day in the Balcans
Koifish you sinner.
Why did you didnt start as Haestein.
Haesteism is superior.
children are great things to eat
Thank you ones again
Clearly Not Historical Because He Didn't "Culture Convert" The Bosnians
Were they even Islamic at this time? I don't know much about the area. It might have been before or after tbh. Lol there's been more than few Islamic empires that hit that area up.
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow i said culture and i think they became muslim in the ottoman invasion and onwards
I mean bosnian at the time were pretty much the same as serbian but for that slight culture opinion boost sure why not
@@lujoviste aren't they similar to Serbians even now ?
@@sumedhmayekar6580 I mean yeah but then they were literally the same. Now there are diffrences in culture and religion but they are still the same people for the most part
Can you unite all the slavs?
Would you be able to unify the entirety of France (or Germany, or Yougoslavia, Italy, Spain...) by creating a custom de jure KINGDOM not empire ? That wouldn't be easy to stay a Duke for so long but it's worth trying 😜 Love your videos 🤩
3:15 *THE LOATHSOME DUNG-EATER*
Hmm yes lore of greater Yugoslavia in ck3 momentum 100
You heard it here first folks. Koifish Loves Butt stuff. 😂
Yo Koi if you have time take a look at my gameplay with Serbia 😁 it took me like 8 episodes to make Empire but it was fun as hell 😁
Hi I had a ck3 game from before the newest dlc came out and it was the funnest game I have played but the file crashes and would not load, it was fat Albert of Alba the challenge was to reclaim Britaina as a Irish ruler but you must make a hybrid culture of Irish and English and the diverge it in 5 generation's.
How much hours you have in CK3? Whats Steam say?
Love the CK vids
The world is Serbia
Bulgaria is very disappointed
I did actually find so-called white Srbia or (or House Sorbi it's near East Francia in high chiefdom, Lusatia on border with Bohemia)
And white Hrvatska is on the border with Moravia,bulgaria, and just behind Krakow. It's basically theory about from where both our ancestors came from ...I didn't think they would put that in game...thous who are interested in that can find that on Wikipedia or other sites
I feel like not founding a holy order in Srebrenica was kind of a missed opportunity...
He shouldve converted to islam first.
unite the south slavs is pretty hard
Finnaly Serbia my country i didnt see the video but i am going to assume you conquered europe at least in this video if you followed history books but if not maybe entire world
serbia stronk
I approve !
21:00 can you guys tell me what the background music is?
Little Gabrillo Princip, oh no stay away from that sandwich
based
Eating stale thin mints, and watching a new Koifish video. Yep I'm living like larry
Btw that football dude isn't Bosnian, everyone is Serbian
Nah koifish how do you not know where zlatan is from he’s Swedish
Unite Slavs as that Serbia
Awesome adventure!
Keep them comming! CK3 V3 FTW!
Albania #1! God is a Serb! Herzegovina forever!
Slobozia is actually rather pretty. 😂
How you got 800k likes when you only got 100k views?
Koifish is really roleplaying King Aerys the mad
The dwarf is called Nikolitza which is a Romanization of Nikolica meaning little Nikola.
НАПОКОН КАО СРБ ЈА САМ СРЕЦАН
God is indeed Serbian, this is the proof
Cant understand a single word but still watch it
haha funny cross guy
MAJKI 2 electric boogaloo
Go back to Mount And Blade 2 bannerlord
We danes are always here to help taking land😉