THE SPOOKIEST ACHIEVEMENT IN CK2? - CK2 DARK LORD ACHIEVEMENT RUN!

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2019
  • THE SPOOKIEST ACHIVMENT IN CK2? EASY! Or well, not super hard! I, Koifish, Will show you how to easily get the Dark Lord Achievement in Crusader Kings 2.
    In this achievement we have to become the leader of Lucifers Own! Now that's what i call a good and SPOOKY CK2 challenge! Can Koifish climb his way up the ranks of the secret society? Will his family live long and prosper? Will they buy a house? WILL THE HOUSE BURN DOWN? If so, let's hope they had propper home insurance, or a very good attorney!
    I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury!
    Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game!
    #CrusaderKings2 #CK2 #Koifish
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Комментарии • 288

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  4 года назад +219

    *HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY KOIBOIS! MAY YOUR CANDY BUCKETS ALWAYS BE FULL OF FULL SIZE SNICKERS BARS!*
    Here's a very special SPOOKY CK2 Video for you to enjoy as Halloween comes to a close! >:D
    A WHOLE LOT OF MORE VIDEOS COMING IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER! (and i mean like, at least 2½!)! So stay tuned! :D

    • @neversurrender9909
      @neversurrender9909 4 года назад +5

      Koifish A bit late but still good

    • @icaropresley
      @icaropresley 4 года назад +2

      Try It again

    • @nguy8474
      @nguy8474 4 года назад

      Oof

    • @fredrikkirderf2907
      @fredrikkirderf2907 4 года назад

      dark lord is easy if you get a good run, it would be more fun to get the birthright achievement

    • @NK-hl8nw
      @NK-hl8nw 4 года назад +1

      Try it agan

  • @rodrikforrester6989
    @rodrikforrester6989 4 года назад +389

    If that demon girl lived to see her 16th birthday, you'd have the achievement... The Demon Child automatically becomes the leader of Lucifer's Own upon coming of age.

    • @foolsgold5588
      @foolsgold5588 4 года назад +20

      No he wouldn't, the demon child wasn't of his dynasty, she was born to his wife "and an unknown father"

    • @rodrikforrester6989
      @rodrikforrester6989 4 года назад +59

      @@foolsgold5588 if she inherented and didn't get a game-over, she was of his dynasty.

  • @civit404
    @civit404 4 года назад +481

    'I'm being cucked by Satan'
    - Koifish, 2019

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 года назад +46

      Sad but true :C

    • @Jeff-rm9vw
      @Jeff-rm9vw 4 года назад +1

      oof

    • @YunsAvatar
      @YunsAvatar 4 года назад +9

      @@Koifish What does Mrs. Koifish have to say about this?

    • @ii-pg8ns
      @ii-pg8ns 3 года назад

      @@YunsAvatar fear not brother

  • @Seppi1310
    @Seppi1310 4 года назад +385

    "You thought I was weak, but I had money."
    Society in a nutshell

  • @EsamforMEMES
    @EsamforMEMES 4 года назад +383

    "Losers are Losers"
    -koifish 2019

  • @henrikdoggi3100
    @henrikdoggi3100 4 года назад +153

    i can hear a demon screaming at 00:06

    • @necro-retro915
      @necro-retro915 4 года назад +3

      @Sightless_Seeker did you meant *spookier*

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 года назад +14

      A swedish DEMÖN!

    • @ii-pg8ns
      @ii-pg8ns 3 года назад

      Fear not brother

  • @keithginn6529
    @keithginn6529 4 года назад +339

    My favorite part is still Mrs. Koifish.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 года назад +122

      She is also my favorite part >:D

    • @TheKadanz
      @TheKadanz 4 года назад +10

      @@Koifish TMI

  • @lemonbot4906
    @lemonbot4906 4 года назад +208

    Koifish: "I am a homosexual."
    *Mrs.* Koifish: "I think that's a bit too late bud."

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 4 года назад +17

      Mrs. Koifish stands for Mario Risotto Spaghettio Koifish, a male name

  • @minionmaster9745
    @minionmaster9745 4 года назад +227

    i died when the mercs spawned on venice

    • @rachard
      @rachard 4 года назад +3

      same lol

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 года назад +42

      My soul died too :C

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 4 года назад +12

      So did about 2000 Lombardians.

  • @voltaire2311
    @voltaire2311 4 года назад +225

    The most spooky is that maximum of 360p
    BTW happy holidays everyone

    • @AdamPersson
      @AdamPersson 4 года назад

      But..you just had to update the page to get 1080p..

    • @moxor0006
      @moxor0006 4 года назад

      Happy Zaduszki stary

    • @Jeff-rm9vw
      @Jeff-rm9vw 4 года назад

      hi 🅱atrick

  • @lynn-chan6937
    @lynn-chan6937 4 года назад +114

    That evil Koifish cackle makes it even more spooky

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 года назад +15

      hähähäh >:D

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 4 года назад +4

      That's the sound of Koifish being cucked by Satan.

  • @amon5393
    @amon5393 4 года назад +82

    The spookiest part was at 14:28 when koifish joined the yogscast

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 года назад +18

      Sipsco!

    • @IrismonoYT
      @IrismonoYT 4 года назад +4

      @@Koifish now that's a reference you gotta be a certain kind of person to know, my opinion of you just went up 2 points.

    • @sentientsoftware2632
      @sentientsoftware2632 4 года назад +1

      Best reference

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 4 года назад +31

    Koifish becomes a Satanist
    All other CKII players: "Hey, first time?"

  • @Zoey--
    @Zoey-- 4 года назад +30

    "How do I explain this to the priests huh?"
    "I tripped and fell!"
    Just my favourite part of this video... imagining that scene with a pentagram in blood on your forearm as you explain to medieval priests you fell and tripped onto a star shaped metal object. This whole video is gold dust, your comedy keeps me sane. I've also never seen so many failed assassination plots before in a row lol Ansfried tried literally everything he even shoved a fat man off a roof at you. That's either dedication or desperation I'm not sure but this is Child of Destiny levels of escaping death. Now I wonder how children of destiny deal with satanic demon child assassins honestly... that'd be some super neat special interaction if it existed.
    The spookiest thing is that shrewd, genius, patient, strong, erudite, lustful, ambitious woman that could have been your heir. That's truly cursed. I've never seen a character that powerful with baseline stats that wasn't a child of destiny. God tier character right there.

    • @Mike-ukr
      @Mike-ukr 4 года назад +1

      That was a Child of Satan, they are almost as good as Children of Destiny.

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 4 года назад +32

    "Oh and as i call for satan a jew comes back"
    Never change koifish

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 4 года назад +47

    Lesson learnt: Do not do antichrist related stuff in a Crusader related game. Or God himself will stop you

    • @Poppadop1
      @Poppadop1 4 года назад +11

      We don't call it "RNG-sus" for nothing...

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd613 4 года назад +50

    The most scary thing is his screams 😱

  • @qancerclown6116
    @qancerclown6116 4 года назад +22

    His king had conversations with the god, the Satan, the moon and a fish xd No, The Fish xd

  • @MrRohde97
    @MrRohde97 4 года назад +23

    Koifish and Mrs Koifish are so wholesome

  • @ChipCheerio
    @ChipCheerio 4 года назад +34

    "Is that a Jewish Giant? It is. You're the biggest Jew I've ever seen."
    - Koifish 2019

  • @Orelldo
    @Orelldo 4 года назад +8

    Very spooky 10/10. Would definitely watch a sequel.

  • @moobles2998
    @moobles2998 4 года назад +18

    14:30 "Big money, big women, big fun", didn't know you were a SipsCo employee?

  • @teddybear-el5wz
    @teddybear-el5wz 4 года назад +5

    I love how he says banana bread without an acent

  • @nerdiboy5128
    @nerdiboy5128 2 года назад +2

    What I find personally funny about the duke Lucifer part of the story, is that, despite being rendered 'Incapable' by Wilgefortis' needle attack, he somehow managed to survive multiple assassination attempts on his life, to such an extant that Amsfrid tried to kill you himself, and when that failed, screamed, "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!" That and the fact that Lucifer managed to live into adulthood, and died from presumably a less murder-y cause (... though Wilgefortis is still out there, SOMEWHERE...).

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 4 года назад +8

    Anyone else feel like having everything go wrong on this kind of run is the right thing though?

  • @evrensaygn1017
    @evrensaygn1017 4 года назад +2

    0:37
    Then it's a mathematics textbook.
    Evil: Check
    Cannot comprehend: Check

  • @DrSevenfold666
    @DrSevenfold666 4 года назад +1

    Koifish is one spooky boi! Love the gachi memes!

  • @miratodc
    @miratodc 4 года назад

    I like this humor, I subscribe.

  • @makaan1932
    @makaan1932 4 года назад +2

    the intro alone deserves a like

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy 4 года назад +11

    *DEMONetized!*

  • @jackhedger838
    @jackhedger838 4 года назад +8

    CHALLENGE: play any country and only use the first eye-destroying terrain map. I bet you can't.

  • @SOTURICAT
    @SOTURICAT 4 года назад +3

    Funniest playthrough that i have ever watched :D

  • @malahamavet
    @malahamavet 4 года назад +3

    0:05 *that sounded like a M&B scream!!!*

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 года назад +1

      I like to think that most my screams sounds like skyrim death noises!

  • @bbs001gaming7
    @bbs001gaming7 4 года назад +1

    I don’t know why but I constantly think of mr and ms koifish as small human-like creatures who are constantly excited and full of energy

  • @amedan3429
    @amedan3429 4 года назад

    Number #1 content for CK2

  • @serenedoge9920
    @serenedoge9920 4 года назад +14

    *“Praying to Yesus”*

    • @JulianFikry
      @JulianFikry 4 года назад

      fun fact: some countries pronounce it with Y so rip boii

  • @Mikikun22
    @Mikikun22 4 года назад +1

    I died on the way you say "venetians"

  • @tutu3331
    @tutu3331 4 года назад +10

    Koifish, since there has been the announcement of Ck3 why dont you play Ck1 just for torture’s sake?

  • @drbrown747
    @drbrown747 4 года назад +1

    I've got a "Devil's calculator" ad on this video LOL

  • @doge23323323
    @doge23323323 4 года назад +4

    Koifish: "oo a niece, MAH NIEEEEECE"

  • @DummyThiccCheeseCake
    @DummyThiccCheeseCake 4 года назад +1

    14:27 "Big money, big women, big fun." That's the SipsCo motto.

  • @miretyy180300
    @miretyy180300 4 года назад

    I couldn't imagine that as possible to me laugh so hard to a CK2 video

  • @jameswatson7270
    @jameswatson7270 4 года назад

    that was to cool thank's again haha:)

  • @victorhladun2751
    @victorhladun2751 4 года назад +3

    Top 10 most intense anime climaxes*
    *Climax as story most intense moment

  • @Jeffthecreepyastafan
    @Jeffthecreepyastafan 3 года назад +2

    20:26 *when you spend 300+ hours playing ck2 and then walks outside and sees the sun*

  • @xGOKOPx
    @xGOKOPx 3 года назад +1

    17:00 You returned from the wilds alone while being incapable

  • @viktorkudriavtsev830
    @viktorkudriavtsev830 4 года назад +3

    17:52 *NANOMACHINES, SON!*

    • @Piombo65
      @Piombo65 4 года назад

      Demon power, son!
      It acts in response of subhuman actions!
      You cannot hurt me!

  • @PengusKhan
    @PengusKhan 4 года назад +4

    "is that a jewish person"
    KOIFISH NO YOU CAN'T SHOW YOUR POWERLEVEL

  • @zacharysnyder2520
    @zacharysnyder2520 4 года назад

    Hi welcome to chili’s! That got me.

  • @420thlegioner8
    @420thlegioner8 4 года назад

    The thumbnail is the first thing I laughed before even watching the video

  • @dante3615
    @dante3615 4 года назад +1

    Top chart #1 (as always)

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 4 года назад +2

    I have tried so many times to figure out how to play Crusader Kings 2 and have never quite got the hang of it. I do love watching RUclips videos about it however.

  • @gusblessen5915
    @gusblessen5915 4 года назад +1

    > Joins Lucifer
    > Is surprised when cursed

  • @James-rp3uk
    @James-rp3uk 4 года назад

    LOL you got sawed in half xD

  • @azizbelhsine5927
    @azizbelhsine5927 4 года назад

    I love you mr koifish ur the best

  • @4lan866
    @4lan866 4 года назад +2

    Koifish, will you ever publish a video on a PDX Interactive game other than CK2?

  • @teaqzd1881
    @teaqzd1881 4 года назад +9

    2:06 in the morning and koi fish uploaded, guess I’ll go to bed later 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @pioter2525
    @pioter2525 4 года назад +2

    Hello Koifish. Just wanted to say that everytime I read "Aoouuu" in Werewolf event I hear Shakira singing hers "She Wolf" :D I wonder if anyone has memories of this funny song.

    • @cdyxxvc1326
      @cdyxxvc1326 4 года назад +2

      I remember this song as well!

  • @user-do3ft2nf5n
    @user-do3ft2nf5n 4 года назад

    Nice!

  • @herbthompson8937
    @herbthompson8937 4 года назад

    i got super lucky with that achievement, my heir was already the master of that society!!! had no idea!

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 4 года назад +18

    I Polski Polak grant you a title of Emperor Koifish! Bow to the new Emperor of the Meme Republic!

  • @CreativeOven
    @CreativeOven 4 года назад

    Koifish vieos is all happiness it's so cute : D the video lol wtvr

  • @israelcrane6424
    @israelcrane6424 4 года назад

    Finally A religion in a CK2 game I can get behind.

  • @MaitreKorda
    @MaitreKorda 4 года назад +5

    You had the Demon Child event chain. One of the rarest of CK2.
    AND YOU MISSED IT!

    • @wizardsummoner9124
      @wizardsummoner9124 4 года назад

      He got it because he demon impregnated his wife. It's not the same. This one was provoked by him.

    • @MaitreKorda
      @MaitreKorda 4 года назад

      Yes but even if you do that the chance of it actually happening is still very low.
      Too bad he wasted this opportunity to be the antichrist.

    • @wizardsummoner9124
      @wizardsummoner9124 4 года назад

      @@MaitreKorda He couldn't have done much. Unholy impregnation babies don't have a father, so are from the mother's dynasty. I don't think there's a way to have them be "yours".

    • @MaitreKorda
      @MaitreKorda 4 года назад

      @@wizardsummoner9124 Oh, right, I forgot that.
      Well, except being the mother yourself.

    • @MaitreKorda
      @MaitreKorda 4 года назад

      @Zood Hulk In 500 hours, it only happened four times to me (2 of which were wasted due to real weakness).

  • @kingamichalik2825
    @kingamichalik2825 4 года назад

    Last time I was this early Odin was still around in Denmark...

  • @JoseGomes-cf5bx
    @JoseGomes-cf5bx 4 года назад

    Firsn't, happy halloween special fish koifish, late :D

  • @castairl9815
    @castairl9815 4 года назад +1

    Greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪🥔

  • @rekoken2911
    @rekoken2911 4 года назад +1

    music at 8:15 is called "Svetovid"

  • @TheUnspeakableh
    @TheUnspeakableh 4 года назад +5

    Satan is telling me that you need to complete this achievement, for the glory of your mother-sister-wife!

  • @shocknsonic9013
    @shocknsonic9013 4 года назад +2

    Do it agin, and get the achievement this time

  • @sep3989
    @sep3989 4 года назад +1

    Please retry this, it would be awesome to see it go well :)

  • @supersickmoustache
    @supersickmoustache 4 года назад +3

    1:49 me: thank God... or should I say, thank Satan?

    • @raddragon1373
      @raddragon1373 4 года назад

      Your comment information is very informative.

  • @neckbeard3187
    @neckbeard3187 4 года назад

    Its like watching a premature Anomaly

  • @baloo5998
    @baloo5998 4 года назад

    9:46 is the best emotions

  • @michaeladamec9197
    @michaeladamec9197 4 года назад

    happy haloween!

  • @jameswatson7270
    @jameswatson7270 4 года назад

    hahahaha love it thank's by's:)

  • @erikhabek1815
    @erikhabek1815 4 года назад

    I see Koifish is a man of culture as well
    Big money, big women, big fun!

  • @ricedealer56
    @ricedealer56 4 года назад

    Dark lord aproves

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 4 года назад +1

    Dark Lord Koiboi 2019. Why settle for the lesser evil?

  • @VDallion
    @VDallion 4 года назад +1

    Probably not first nor second, but here anyway!

  • @seventhtaco6781
    @seventhtaco6781 4 года назад

    Does anyone know what the feels good skull meme is originally called? Can't find it apart from gif memes, but with military uniform instead shirtless.

  • @quenni5286
    @quenni5286 4 года назад +1

    HEXENVERBRENNUNG!!!

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 года назад

    Italy. The most terrifying place in all of the world.
    If we narrow it down to Lombard Italy, it's especially scary for any remaining ethnic Romans.

  • @PaulEIvory
    @PaulEIvory 4 года назад +3

    Please do SPQR achievement

  • @soroyo1536
    @soroyo1536 4 года назад

    Omg that was one of the best videos U have 20:00 😂😂😂😂

  • @lordbloodnut
    @lordbloodnut 4 года назад

    Fucking loved this vid

  • @cezarivanciu1620
    @cezarivanciu1620 4 года назад

    To be honest mr Koifish that was some messed up shit

  • @remembernoaleyna2109
    @remembernoaleyna2109 4 года назад

    19:40 duygulandım :')

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 4 года назад

    This is too SPÖÖKY

  • @user-cm3mk1bg8d
    @user-cm3mk1bg8d 4 года назад +2

    The most spook thing is how he got 7 ads

  • @ShadowHawk1080
    @ShadowHawk1080 4 года назад +1

    "And as I call for Satan, a Jew comes by"

  • @thewanderingbard8455
    @thewanderingbard8455 4 года назад

    CK2 But Koifish Starts a Black Metal Band.

  • @thesaxaphonekid6218
    @thesaxaphonekid6218 4 года назад +9

    Last time I was this early, there weren't any 'last time' comments
    But for real, they really annoy me

  • @pes6628
    @pes6628 4 года назад

    Big money, big women, big fun? Where have I heard that before? lol

  • @remipoujoulat7759
    @remipoujoulat7759 3 года назад

    The UAC wants to know your location

  • @Al-yx2te
    @Al-yx2te 4 года назад

    YES ANOTHA ONE

  • @HuevoBendito
    @HuevoBendito 4 года назад

    Well, he risked it for a biscuit and lost. Satan gives, and so he taketh away #666

  • @v4landlotw
    @v4landlotw 2 года назад

    pls do a retry ! :D

  • @deathblade111
    @deathblade111 4 года назад +1

    Was that the Sipsco motto?

  • @johannes6967
    @johannes6967 4 года назад +1

    Koi fish can't u do a mount and blade how to vid