D&D But The Players Are Monsters

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @FinteniusSquinqelbottom-gk7sr
    @FinteniusSquinqelbottom-gk7sr 4 месяца назад +6519

    I like the idea of their being a group of actual heroes and another group of people as monsters but Noah has them on separate discord calls so both teams will just be confused about the others nonsensical actions

    • @kiranearitachi
      @kiranearitachi 4 месяца назад +376

      Please

    • @koni5883
      @koni5883 4 месяца назад +342

      I hope Noah reads this comment

    • @chickendoodle32
      @chickendoodle32 4 месяца назад +648

      “…what the FUCK did I just witness?”
      “No idea.”
      **meanwhile**
      “I CAST THUNDERBOLT!”
      “SOPHIST NO-!”

    • @Rarity36Rage
      @Rarity36Rage 4 месяца назад +242

      And when vernias trys to make friends they all communicate through noah typing

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 4 месяца назад +90

      oh that would be so fun!! I hope this gets top comment so he can see it

  • @13thHourCinema
    @13thHourCinema 4 месяца назад +554

    43:50
    "Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
    "What spider?"
    "Ok."

    • @How_to_choose_name
      @How_to_choose_name 2 месяца назад +37

      Spider got 21 stealth and break the forth wall and revert and go to a universe where Noah didn't saw the spider . Ferocious

    • @KrazyRhino2410
      @KrazyRhino2410 2 месяца назад +18

      The immediate "Ok" is hilarious

    • @13thHourCinema
      @13thHourCinema 2 месяца назад +5

      @@KrazyRhino2410 he knew it was coming lol

  • @yusufsheikh6379
    @yusufsheikh6379 4 месяца назад +2085

    This video:
    10% productivity
    90% frog cpr

    • @JTripp999
      @JTripp999 4 месяца назад +142

      *with tongue*

    • @khangtrantan9756
      @khangtrantan9756 3 месяца назад

      He could've said, "no homo"

    • @thelittleterror
      @thelittleterror 2 месяца назад +28

      F
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    • @HeroinYoda
      @HeroinYoda 2 месяца назад +14

      +5% Chance of Frog perma death

    • @Gumbo425
      @Gumbo425 2 месяца назад +3

      Actually it’s 90% productivity and frog cpr 😉

  • @vorpalthefox
    @vorpalthefox 4 месяца назад +540

    19:38 as far as those 2 guards are concerned, a homicidal frog showed up, licked a guard's back, fireballed the other one, and then a pretty nice house appeared

    • @Gabriel-lh7gy
      @Gabriel-lh7gy 3 месяца назад +71

      a tree also ejected a gremlin out of nowhere before a horse started to make out with a dead frog

    • @jackiethegreat7509
      @jackiethegreat7509 2 месяца назад +10

      @@Gabriel-lh7gy BRO THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • @rodrodrodrodrod
    @rodrodrodrodrod 4 месяца назад +2659

    25:06
    "does this rock go to the ceiling?"
    "No, there is no upward dimension in this universe"
    "Ok, can I jump over it?"
    "No, it extends to the ceiling"

    • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
      @cheeseburgermonkey7104 4 месяца назад +183

      Logic 100

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

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    • @NoGoatsNoGlory.
      @NoGoatsNoGlory. 4 месяца назад +86

      The ceiling of the dimension

    • @regret2022
      @regret2022 4 месяца назад +134

      There is no consistency in that universe either, which is consistent with magic the noah.

    • @spooki3382
      @spooki3382 4 месяца назад +12

      Absolute logic at its finest

  • @geminiguy6032
    @geminiguy6032 4 месяца назад +1143

    "They play as monsters."
    The monsters in question: 🐴 👁️ 🐸

  • @hatman9609
    @hatman9609 4 месяца назад +7315

    I like how they realized that Small Frog was practically immortal and just abused the hell out of it

    • @QuintBlitz
      @QuintBlitz 4 месяца назад +1084

      Bomb Defusal Frog.

    • @Rafi_Astroid
      @Rafi_Astroid 4 месяца назад +422

      ​@@QuintBlitz suicide bomber at the end

    • @Rafi_Astroid
      @Rafi_Astroid 4 месяца назад +214

      @@QuintBlitz and a victim of harrasme-

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад +22

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    • @HundenFix
      @HundenFix 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@EEEEEEEE E

  • @recurvestickerdragon
    @recurvestickerdragon 4 месяца назад +309

    *building foundation appears*
    "must have been the wind"
    *tree zigzags across the field*
    "i need to lay off the skooma"
    *house is built*
    "dang, why am i freezing out here when there's shelter and maybe mead?"

  • @lwfawn
    @lwfawn 4 месяца назад +2787

    I like how a total of one of the players is actually a fantasy creature and the other two are just animals.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад +15

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    • @sirefirefly
      @sirefirefly 4 месяца назад +177

      to be fair, they're both common in fantasy

    • @Nitosa
      @Nitosa 4 месяца назад +333

      To be fair that frog is almost immortal.

    • @Legithiro
      @Legithiro 4 месяца назад +200

      Technically speaking, that horse probably started as a centaur

    • @lanteanboy
      @lanteanboy 4 месяца назад +115

      @@Legithiro who then had his wish of becoming a full horse be granted

  • @imoctavs
    @imoctavs 4 месяца назад +1023

    That 20 roll lighting bolt should've one tapped the crying child. We know for a fact that in Magic the Noah's universe it is lore accurate that crying children are weak to thunder.

    • @LazoGT
      @LazoGT 4 месяца назад +217

      just the words "i cast thunder spell" shake the nerves of every child on earth

    • @SteffedPepper
      @SteffedPepper 4 месяца назад +110

      Their tears help conduct the lightning right to their sad little faces.

    • @memerman4366
      @memerman4366 4 месяца назад +59

      yeah, every monster would know that, especially the most vicious monster of them all, sophist

    • @Dynamixo
      @Dynamixo 4 месяца назад +10

      Exactly what I thought lol

    • @c0rrvpt3d19
      @c0rrvpt3d19 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@SteffedPepperthat didn't help with "I CAST THUNDER SPELL!"

  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous 4 месяца назад +10146

    “We turn players into monsters and the monsters into innocent civilians” could’ve just called Sophist, he’s a pro at this

    • @Greed...
      @Greed... 4 месяца назад +831

      Sophist was never a player.

    • @hioman
      @hioman 4 месяца назад +410

      That makes me wonder if sophist would come on without the other crashers

    • @VitalityD53
      @VitalityD53 4 месяца назад +58

      I doubt it

    • @hammielover225
      @hammielover225 4 месяца назад +284

      I CAST THUNDER SPELL

    • @kaiotrem358
      @kaiotrem358 4 месяца назад +307

      Imagine if noah makes an rpg where nick, vernias and brents are the good guys while sophist is the villan

  • @dragonoverlord2010
    @dragonoverlord2010 4 месяца назад +150

    "I feel like this would be a very Noah thing to hide a landmine behind this tree"
    The truest danger of playing with Noah. If you think of something humorously sadistic he didn't already think of and say it out loud, you just signed your own death warrant.

  • @MisterNightfish
    @MisterNightfish 4 месяца назад +1611

    I like how lore accurate the cyclops is. Lack of depth perception makes it really hard for him to hit anything.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад +5

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    • @smelt0049
      @smelt0049 4 месяца назад +137

      Wielding axes with their pecs is also lore accurate as I understand

    • @NizarMesbah
      @NizarMesbah 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@EEEEEEEE E indeed

    • @Darwidx
      @Darwidx 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@smelt0049Huh, I thougth that what they're did when no one hurt that cyclop in mythology.

    • @ammarbadhrul9023
      @ammarbadhrul9023 4 месяца назад +14

      Maxed out credit cards because of daddy poseidon too maybe?

  • @Lukeiscool500
    @Lukeiscool500 4 месяца назад +156

    I’d like to mention that at 19:30 they still didn’t know the cyclops was there so a house just appeared and they didn’t question it and went in blindly

  • @noci27gd
    @noci27gd 4 месяца назад +4178

    >new Magic the Noah video
    >look inside
    >it's just Failboat and Smallant making out for an hour

    • @justinrodriguez5957
      @justinrodriguez5957 4 месяца назад +397

      And yet, this is strangely not unexpected for a Noah video. 🤔

    • @anthonyina_bottle2443
      @anthonyina_bottle2443 4 месяца назад +244

      okay and the ending was arguably the worst/best part of the video (say gex?)

    • @frost-cm2qn
      @frost-cm2qn 4 месяца назад

      Gex​@@anthonyina_bottle2443

    • @sterminatore_30
      @sterminatore_30 4 месяца назад +125

      That's the best part

    • @anthonyina_bottle2443
      @anthonyina_bottle2443 4 месяца назад +17

      @@sterminatore_30 agree to disagree.

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 4 месяца назад +53

    I adore how Frog gets flipped upside down every time he dies, it's the best.

  • @YoshiTheGamer64
    @YoshiTheGamer64 4 месяца назад +2208

    Failboat finally became a full horse. May he gallop graciously throughout the campaign.

    • @jonahgrunze5852
      @jonahgrunze5852 4 месяца назад +61

      Only is FDD saw.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

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    • @ArtisticRayne
      @ArtisticRayne 4 месяца назад +42

      Fortnite default dance 😢

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 4 месяца назад +15

      FDD

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 4 месяца назад +11

      Who knew all he needed to do was drop PointCrow like a bad habit.

  • @FiSSion159
    @FiSSion159 4 месяца назад +82

    1:01:19 I have never cheered so hard at a horse sucessfully tonguing a frog

  • @char1194
    @char1194 4 месяца назад +658

    22:05
    Noah drawing in the fog of war just to have it exist for all of 2 seconds before the gremlins start glowing with the force of a thousand suns lmao
    52:56
    Love how Failboat ran up the bridge and tanked the dark blast while casting teleport instead of just casting teleport from their side of the bridge. It may not have been smart, but it was sure badass as hell

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

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    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 4 месяца назад +11

      I mean you can’t teleport from too far away

    • @char1194
      @char1194 4 месяца назад +64

      @@KubickQ Not with that attitude

    • @joseantoniorodrigueslopes6979
      @joseantoniorodrigueslopes6979 4 месяца назад +36

      I like how he spent coins on the kick but not on the teleport

    • @DarthMolgy
      @DarthMolgy 4 месяца назад +9

      I was expecting him to teleport the guy into the way of his own Dark Blast

  • @B7bba
    @B7bba 4 месяца назад +77

    1:04 "I don't think you'll ever need to use that"
    *Casually dies like 15 times*

    • @CHAOS_CLOWN.
      @CHAOS_CLOWN. 23 дня назад +3

      I rewatched this just to count that he died 16 times
      Which is (in order)
      [Small frog dies to warriors]
      [Small frog dies to warriors]
      [Small frog dies to landmine]
      [Small frog dies to landmine]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest (black holed edition)]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to dark blast guy]
      [Small frog dies to dark blast crying child]
      [Small frog dies to dark blast crying child]
      [Small frog dies while casting hellfire]
      HALF OF HIS DEATHS IS FROM TRAPPED CHESTS 😭😭 (8/16)

    • @B7bba
      @B7bba 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@CHAOS_CLOWN. Wow I was nearly right on the money

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 4 месяца назад +1050

    For April fool’s day, Noah creates an actual legitimate well thought out, well drawn, and well balanced RPG.

    • @fatidiot8822
      @fatidiot8822 4 месяца назад +149

      Evil noah

    • @robloxplays4322
      @robloxplays4322 4 месяца назад +99

      Other than frog CPR I’d say this is pretty well balanced

    • @13Hyrule
      @13Hyrule 4 месяца назад +24

      And the subtitles are actually accurate.

    • @Squilurple
      @Squilurple 4 месяца назад +16

      Except for "well balanced" given how much leeway he gives his players I think the rest of these fit (almost) all his games. They're so good I've been thinking of doing something similar for my D&D players.

    • @RUSSELLMOUSTAFA
      @RUSSELLMOUSTAFA 4 месяца назад

      Nothing would change

  • @justgoodgaming.
    @justgoodgaming. 2 месяца назад +31

    Bro smallfrog was a meme and ended up just murdering, exploding, and making out with a horse the entire time, ngl best character

  • @vadrelle3494
    @vadrelle3494 4 месяца назад +1594

    There is a dramatic increase in Noah's artwork. Those fist trees are awesome and the player sprites are so much more defined. He is getting a cool style.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

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    • @redcrewmate1813
      @redcrewmate1813 4 месяца назад +72

      the fist trees were my favorite part 👊🌳

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

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    • @vadrelle3494
      @vadrelle3494 4 месяца назад +59

      I meant to say first trees. But you can't edit words on mobile browsers. I didn't think anyone would read the comment. Now it stays forever. Fist trees!

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@@vadrelle3494 fist trees!!

  • @YourLocalWeirdo-do3yr
    @YourLocalWeirdo-do3yr 4 месяца назад +124

    I love how Noah’s “low quality” videos are more entertaining than a lot of videos that people spent a ton of money on. It shows how great this channel is!

    • @pixeldinoeditz
      @pixeldinoeditz 2 месяца назад +9

      its basically a D&D game but more chaotic and fun, soo... yeah its cool as hell

  • @petervn563
    @petervn563 4 месяца назад +2659

    Noah: they also help save the innocent
    Sophist: hold my thunder spell

    • @be78hk
      @be78hk 4 месяца назад +29

      HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk
      @hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk 4 месяца назад +18

      @@be78hk You can do anything, metamorphosASS

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

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    • @juliamenzynska8941
      @juliamenzynska8941 4 месяца назад +25

      Sophist is the best at this bro wouldve pick pikachu 😭😭😭 ( btw do not forgwt that he casted it on a Little girl 😥😥😥 )

    • @slightlymaddog
      @slightlymaddog 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@@juliamenzynska8941 yeah he did and it was one of the best moments in any magic the noah video

  • @dsproductions19
    @dsproductions19 4 месяца назад +70

    1:01 Seeing that the frog can cast "Hellfire" makes me imagine a fun scenario where a group of adventurers bothering a tiny frog, which then starts demonic chanting, opening a rift into the underworld to let fire spread and demons enter the material plane.
    I wish I were a DM so I could make that into an encounter, just to see people react to it.

  • @terraristit3752
    @terraristit3752 4 месяца назад +438

    Damn, fog of war AND a falling into the void animation? The budget *REALLY* went through the roof with this!

    • @explodedkidboi3004
      @explodedkidboi3004 4 месяца назад +39

      too bat the fog of war only lasted 30 seconds

    • @FSoJG28597
      @FSoJG28597 4 месяца назад +12

      @@explodedkidboi3004closer to 3 seconds in game.

  • @MegaOscarmendez
    @MegaOscarmendez 4 месяца назад +1535

    "Did you eat pineapple before this oh my god" what a way to ends the video

    • @uncookedsteak
      @uncookedsteak 4 месяца назад +9

      78 likes but no comments? Lemme change that

    • @a7med_bx774
      @a7med_bx774 4 месяца назад +1

      *end

    • @matthewkoeleman2271
      @matthewkoeleman2271 4 месяца назад +3

      Bro spoilers

    • @lost_callie
      @lost_callie 4 месяца назад

      Maybe don't read the comments before you finish the video then!!😁​@@matthewkoeleman2271

    • @J-EO171
      @J-EO171 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@matthewkoeleman2271 don't go in comments before finishing the vid bro

  • @Critolar
    @Critolar 4 месяца назад +927

    i like the idea that a random frog just has godlike abilities but dies to a sneeze

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 4 месяца назад +131

      Frog is a glass canon class

    • @Internetontheperson
      @Internetontheperson 4 месяца назад +9

      @@yuki97kiralike summoner from terraria?!

    • @albevanhanoy
      @albevanhanoy 4 месяца назад +30

      That's... Just what frogs are. You've never seen a frog???

    • @henrycgs
      @henrycgs 4 месяца назад +12

      literally any average frog

    • @memerman4366
      @memerman4366 4 месяца назад +25

      @@albevanhanoy yeah, i once saw a frog and it started lighting the world on fire

  • @-ism8153
    @-ism8153 4 месяца назад +43

    Player with a brilliant strategy: "I go, and I offer the child a flamingo."
    The guy that gave him a flamingo: "You have a flamingo in your inventory? Oh, I guess you do."

  • @rhyanlima8977
    @rhyanlima8977 4 месяца назад +225

    1:01:52 a frog and a horse... Truly some of the best love stories to ever exist

  • @Ekus-ex1gj
    @Ekus-ex1gj 4 месяца назад +7

    The term "Frog CPR" is now forever stuck in my head. Thank you.

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 4 месяца назад +456

    "Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
    Noah: "What spider?"
    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

    • @StephenWear
      @StephenWear 4 месяца назад +23

      What spider?
      Well that answers that question

  • @K3wlG33k
    @K3wlG33k 3 месяца назад +5

    What a compelling story. You can really feel the passion behind that kiss at the end. Truly moving 🥲

  • @lucifersatan8240
    @lucifersatan8240 4 месяца назад +120

    "I'd like to detect evil."
    "You see a horse, a cyclops, a frog, and a bunch of gremlins."

  • @SilverShinobi23
    @SilverShinobi23 4 месяца назад +24

    "A crying child!"
    The echos of Sophist: *"I cast Thunder Spell!"*

  • @thegameplaymemer3248
    @thegameplaymemer3248 4 месяца назад +569

    "Let's make the players the monsters"
    Huh, nothing seems to have changed

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад +2

      E

    • @deimantaslapiniauskas7388
      @deimantaslapiniauskas7388 4 месяца назад +37

      The only thing that changed is the amount of tongue.

    • @Tree91269
      @Tree91269 4 месяца назад +3

      @@EEEEEEEE -viction

    • @Minainguh
      @Minainguh 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Tree91269-notice

    • @StephenWear
      @StephenWear 4 месяца назад

      Sophist has changed the least

  • @maximusharbour3463
    @maximusharbour3463 4 месяца назад +19

    That guard against the cyclops was playing like a soulslike protagonist out of nowhere

  • @JogoatTheStrongestCurse
    @JogoatTheStrongestCurse 4 месяца назад +495

    56:19 “Small Frog never acquired frog cpr, but… the infinite magical energy overflowing in Small Frogs body caused his body to reflexively preform frog cpr on himself in order to not take any damage… in other words: in the 5 minutes and 50 seconds following a Nat 20, Small Frog is effectively Imortal”

    • @el_perro2436
      @el_perro2436 4 месяца назад +74

      Always bet on small frog

    • @ImLiterallyKashimo
      @ImLiterallyKashimo 4 месяца назад +68

      Crying child-“If I can keep killing small frog then eventually they’ll roll a one, but that’s how losers think!”

    • @im-yas
      @im-yas 4 месяца назад +19

      the profile picture add ups too, I'm dying man

    • @gamerteen3533
      @gamerteen3533 4 месяца назад +32

      @@ImLiterallyKashimoCrying child- “Turn up the volume,because this is a birthday party for the DEAD!”

    • @oogashoob
      @oogashoob 4 месяца назад +11

      this reads exactly like the narrator guy in jjk thank you

  • @HoodieBricks
    @HoodieBricks 4 месяца назад +11

    I love how at the beginning smallant says they’ll never have to use frog cpr, but then at the end of the video failboat is so aggressively commencing cpr that they’re making out 😂😂😂😂

  • @thewritingrowlet2980
    @thewritingrowlet2980 4 месяца назад +593

    06:06 “it’s late at night and there’s too many big words in this sentance”
    Honestly Noah that’s understandable lmao

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

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    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

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    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад +2

      E

    • @pepparody
      @pepparody 4 месяца назад +3

      most accurate noah subtitles

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 4 месяца назад +27

    "Do we think hand-to-hand combat with the pregnant woman is the play" is the best worst out-of-context quote ever

  • @The_Observer_god
    @The_Observer_god 4 месяца назад +2575

    "I had doubts about Failboat being a horse pervert, now I have confirmation."

    • @the_scribe_II
      @the_scribe_II 4 месяца назад +27

      well

    • @lememz
      @lememz 4 месяца назад +13

      carlinhos

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

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    • @WrickNizara
      @WrickNizara 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@lememz CARLINHOS KKKKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @lememz
      @lememz 4 месяца назад +10

      @@WrickNizara 15 cavalos diferentes aprovam

  • @jotsgame
    @jotsgame 4 месяца назад +44

    "you guys are both on one HP. Combined."

  • @smelda143
    @smelda143 4 месяца назад +145

    I love how in the last video he was in, failboat was a centaur who wanted to be a horse, and now his dream has been fulfilled

  • @ahernplays2239
    @ahernplays2239 2 месяца назад +10

    "No but you still have two maxed out credit cards though."
    😂 I didn't notice thag till Noah pointed it out.

  • @kurokagator4567
    @kurokagator4567 4 месяца назад +137

    Favorite sentence of the week:
    "I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place and both are landmines"

    • @abeardedbear3
      @abeardedbear3 4 месяца назад +16

      "I cast evisceration on the pregnant woman" has got to be up there

  • @BatmanSwagg110
    @BatmanSwagg110 4 месяца назад +16

    I love the final action, just a cinematic view of the horse throwing his frog froend into the air, arcing gracefully as the frog lets loose a bursting explosion of hellfire from his tiny body, almost deatroying everything in its wake

  • @noktalivirgul2048
    @noktalivirgul2048 4 месяца назад +2970

    Failboat and his horse fantasy

    • @vagabruv
      @vagabruv 4 месяца назад +193

      I know a guy who 'had' a horse fantasy named mr. Hands-

    • @llomajames7509
      @llomajames7509 4 месяца назад +32

      NOOOO​@@vagabruv

    • @hooperp2547
      @hooperp2547 4 месяца назад +38

      ​ Well, the horse 'had' him in the end

    • @Thepersonfromthatplace
      @Thepersonfromthatplace 4 месяца назад +54

      @@vagabruvwasn’t a fantasy if he fulfilled it in the end

    • @vagabruv
      @vagabruv 4 месяца назад +43

      @@Thepersonfromthatplace Fulfilled is quite the understatement

  • @DangStank
    @DangStank 4 месяца назад +13

    I love this exact frog voice with this exact frog picture

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert 4 месяца назад +319

    I see Failboat continuing his legendary storyline, and from the looks of it he got his happy ending offscreen GOD DAMMIT I WANTED TO SEE PHILLIPE

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @kimchyi9161
    @kimchyi9161 4 месяца назад +60

    This again for the seventh time. PLS bring lets game it out in a video.
    Note:The last comments people were commenting about the amount of usd is my donation snd i want to clarify that my country(Argentina) is currencies just suck ass.

    • @PParsa
      @PParsa 4 месяца назад +16

      I wish i could use my country's currency in RUclips, it would be so fun to see people freak out over a 6000 donation even tho its 1 cent

    • @aspiraal
      @aspiraal 4 месяца назад +2

      Es bueno saber que no soy el único latino que ve los videos de Noah XD

    • @hurlyburlywa6185
      @hurlyburlywa6185 4 месяца назад +2

      Che boludo🇦🇷🇦🇷

    • @thejalanman1901
      @thejalanman1901 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@PParsa this one is actually like maybe 70$ or above bc its red

    • @PParsa
      @PParsa 4 месяца назад +3

      @@thejalanman1901 it's 1.08 dollars

  • @lyzder7298
    @lyzder7298 4 месяца назад +582

    Reading the title I really thought the Party Crashers were gonna be the guests as Sophist has killed children willingly already

    • @kiranearitachi
      @kiranearitachi 4 месяца назад +44

      We need a crossover episode pvp

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Legithiro
      @Legithiro 4 месяца назад +21

      @@kiranearitachiI’m %90 sure Brent would solo these three

    • @Stusheep
      @Stusheep 4 месяца назад +9

      @@Legithirothat or they would have no idea how to react to “I CAST THUNDER SPELL” and everyone (maybe including the other party crashers) dies

    • @WPS007
      @WPS007 4 месяца назад +1

      "STRAIGHT, STAY STRAIGHT"

  • @Albortomagico
    @Albortomagico 4 месяца назад +6

    I love how Noah's trademark is just being the most uncool person possible
    its like 360 to becoming cool again

  • @doomjunyu_
    @doomjunyu_ 4 месяца назад +245

    In normal D&D,
    players fight monsters (optional)
    they also help save the innocent (optional)

    • @sergio_circoloide
      @sergio_circoloide 4 месяца назад +33

      *in normal D&D (optional)

    • @jacobisbell9388
      @jacobisbell9388 4 месяца назад +2

      Well they normally fight the piles of loot and exp we call monsters

  • @ThyXenton
    @ThyXenton 4 месяца назад +11

    the "Let's Go Gambling!" References were so funny lol

  • @stone5against1
    @stone5against1 4 месяца назад +213

    "I asked you all to pick a mythical creature.."
    ... a horse and a frog, so mythical!
    Also, I love how smallfrog has a heart above his head, he's a lover not a fighter!

    • @gagidoo4757
      @gagidoo4757 4 месяца назад +16

      no he has 1 hp

    • @stone5against1
      @stone5against1 4 месяца назад +34

      @@gagidoo4757 ... I know, but it just seems like it's a love frog, rather than his HP ;p

    • @robloxplays4322
      @robloxplays4322 4 месяца назад +14

      We did see his love of frog CPR at the end

    • @rhyderleming5851
      @rhyderleming5851 4 месяца назад +1

      He never lost it, so it wasn’t hp.

    • @were1763
      @were1763 3 месяца назад

      ​@@gagidoo4757sans ?

  • @Eggrolllllliscool
    @Eggrolllllliscool 4 месяца назад +6

    “A few thousand give or take,” ends up being a million😂

  • @impax2634
    @impax2634 4 месяца назад +74

    - Does the spider have to roll stealth?
    - What spider?
    I'm dead.

  • @heIIbIazer
    @heIIbIazer 4 месяца назад +41

    "Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
    "What spider?"
    "Okay"

  • @legoerofeggos
    @legoerofeggos 4 месяца назад +99

    The actual odds of smants death on each cpr was 1/12, since a 10-20 revived (11 possibilities), a 1 killed, and 2-9 basically didnt matter since they just rerolled. Because of this, smant was actually more than 50% likely to die within the first 8 revives. Just the 6 chest room had a 40% chance to kill him.
    Im pretty aure he mustve died at least 15 times, which is 27% odds to survive. That frog was a mighty warrior

    • @panthershadowwalk
      @panthershadowwalk 4 месяца назад +6

      the odds of a D20 rolling a 1 is 5% (I know this as I'm a hard core table top gamer and often convert D20 to D100 )

    • @Huntonius4
      @Huntonius4 4 месяца назад +23

      @@panthershadowwalk yes, that is how d20s work. however, they worked out the probability of each *revive*, not each *roll*. Some revives took more than one roll to achieve, and their odds reflect that better than the 5% chance of any given number do.

    • @somdudewillson
      @somdudewillson 4 месяца назад

      The odds to die each time is actually ~9% (tested via monte carlo simulation with 1 billion trials, you can peek the code on jsfiddle at Somdudewillson / zxfcew0y)

    • @MrdDoge1
      @MrdDoge1 4 месяца назад

      More like 70 small frog deaths

    • @MrdDoge1
      @MrdDoge1 4 месяца назад

      More like 70 small frog deaths

  • @lucasdacarinha
    @lucasdacarinha 4 месяца назад +20

    33:37 should have used the mimic detector 😂

    • @DarskideDraws
      @DarskideDraws 4 месяца назад +5

      the mimic detector was destroyed a long time ago

    • @lexaiuskenjiro5867
      @lexaiuskenjiro5867 4 месяца назад +1

      No, it must be rebuilt

    • @qoombert
      @qoombert 24 дня назад +1

      there is only one mimic in this room

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 4 месяца назад +93

    Literally every single video the objects, stages, models get better and better! Trees have shading, rocky terrain on your sides..
    Eventually it's just going to be DnD but with wacky rules, if it isn't already!

  • @andynachos2045
    @andynachos2045 3 месяца назад +5

    Are we gonna acknowledge that smallant was asked for a mythical creature and picked a frog, which is real

  • @urdri
    @urdri 4 месяца назад +217

    "they also save the innocent"
    "I CAST THUNDERSPELL"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @lukool1800
    @lukool1800 4 месяца назад +9

    Game: *Something was forgotten*
    Noah: "Wasn't in the budget"

  • @thisisalie-ft8cv
    @thisisalie-ft8cv 4 месяца назад +717

    “I cast Eviceration on the pregnant woman” -Smallant 2024
    Edit: 696 Likes, Absolute W.

  • @TheNarrator-ch9gq
    @TheNarrator-ch9gq Месяц назад +2

    “Congratulations! Horse learned Beam Attack”

  • @Bunny_Bill
    @Bunny_Bill 4 месяца назад +79

    I'm so glad Small Ant and Failboat discovered their love for each other across this journey

  • @theevilduckling
    @theevilduckling 4 месяца назад +28

    The part i find funniest is that one guy just cast dark blast at a frog hopping across a bridge. Like there was nothing else going on it was just a frog.

  • @Milzo2000
    @Milzo2000 4 месяца назад +2

    we got a sneaky horse who knows how to use his tongue
    we got a master builder cyclops who never skips chest day
    and last and very least we got a suicidal yet immortal frog

  • @nischalthapa2460
    @nischalthapa2460 4 месяца назад +48

    14:27 smallfrog's WOW being upsidown is so funny to me, and a great detail

  • @meiyunwu6616
    @meiyunwu6616 3 месяца назад +4

    "oooh! nature is so beautiful!" yes thats what a tree sounds like

  • @noktalivirgul2048
    @noktalivirgul2048 4 месяца назад +66

    22:35 Surprise! Canon dwarf loves duplicating canons

  • @GamingMasterAnthony
    @GamingMasterAnthony 4 месяца назад +4

    “Normally in DnD players fight monsters and save the innocent”
    Wait…. Have I been playing DnD wrong THIS ENTIRE TIME!?!

  • @JoaoPaulo-ie7fq
    @JoaoPaulo-ie7fq 4 месяца назад +313

    If this were an anime probably the name would be like this
    *"The time I was reincarnated as a monster together with my friends and we fought against adventurers"*

    • @demichi_
      @demichi_ 4 месяца назад +52

      ah yes Nakamatachi to issho ni monsuta ni tensei shite bouken-sha-tachi to tatakatta toki no hanashi, my favorite anime (?)

    • @JoaoPaulo-ie7fq
      @JoaoPaulo-ie7fq 4 месяца назад +29

      @@demichi_ Yes it's my favorite too, but I prefer the English name

    • @theguy7164
      @theguy7164 4 месяца назад +39

      ...and pregnant women"

    • @demichi_
      @demichi_ 4 месяца назад +14

      @@theguy7164 that's part of the name but only on the second season (?)

    • @quigglesnoopmcboop9087
      @quigglesnoopmcboop9087 4 месяца назад +8

      And the horse and frog are ferociously making out i mean look at them go

  • @romram7984
    @romram7984 2 месяца назад +1

    I got reminded of the game Zoombinis when i heard they were guiding gremlins and i remembered how many hours i put into that game as a kid.
    That and poptropica were fun games to pass the school time with

  • @MichalYEET
    @MichalYEET 4 месяца назад +87

    I like how even though the players are monsters they still get basic equipment and roles as if they were the heroes in an average noah's RPG

  • @testpermanent417
    @testpermanent417 4 месяца назад +11

    “I use Eviceration on the pregnant woman”

  • @ricecrew2
    @ricecrew2 4 месяца назад +118

    Why are children so susceptible to lightning strikes in the magic the Noah universe

    • @megavictor025
      @megavictor025 4 месяца назад +10

      Ask sophist

    • @LeonNFG
      @LeonNFG 4 месяца назад +6

      They're not in real life?

  • @yoyoamam5050
    @yoyoamam5050 4 месяца назад +3

    Noah be like: I'm going to make a fun game
    The players be like: bomb defuser

  • @star.am-a
    @star.am-a 4 месяца назад +60

    Frog CPR, can just imagine he just faints and like slapping his face to wake up him XD

    • @Overspark1999
      @Overspark1999 4 месяца назад

      you could also do it properly and make out with his unconscious body

  • @ed_cmntonly
    @ed_cmntonly 4 месяца назад +2

    I like how there was a likely chance that the chests did had a chance for a item but since its the frog bomb unit it was all explosion.sfx

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo 4 месяца назад +30

    I tried mimicing Noah's game formats with my friends and I can safely say it was as chaotic if not more

    • @EGJohnson1
      @EGJohnson1 4 месяца назад +5

      I tried the same thing with the blind board game, it was a lot of fun.

  • @furashi_and_oreo
    @furashi_and_oreo 4 месяца назад +2

    best magic the noah video ever made amazing budget and a frog and a horse making out

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 4 месяца назад +83

    23:56 In classic Noah fashion, the MILLISECOND you say something won't happen, it will.

  • @Dae27_
    @Dae27_ 4 месяца назад +4

    “I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place and they’re both landmines”
    7:10

  • @StarNeverDoes
    @StarNeverDoes 4 месяца назад +73

    Noah should run this adventure with other people he knows, but change the rooms and monsters. This trope is super awesome and definitely has a lot of potential

    • @QuintBlitz
      @QuintBlitz 4 месяца назад +16

      love the idea, have different teams and see who saves the most gremlins!

    • @StarNeverDoes
      @StarNeverDoes 4 месяца назад +15

      @@QuintBlitz I know right? Genuinely it'd be so awesome. I wonder who would pick the dragon like in the thumbnail 🤔
      The only problem I conceive is that he'd have to hunt down people who haven't seen his video so that they don't try to cheat and pick a really powerful mythical monster like Cthulhu or something lol

  • @fahriagung-_.
    @fahriagung-_. 4 месяца назад +6

    1:01:30 oh my gosh what i'am looking right now

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 4 месяца назад +14

    49:56 good guy DM doesn't drop the bridge, burn the rope or break the plank, only because the players figured out the shenanigans he was up to with dropping the frog corpse off the bridge :D

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 3 месяца назад +1

    I honestly just want to see these guys play an actual D&D session now, but of course with the freedom to eschew some of the rules if they deem it necessary.

  • @tadeuszekpl
    @tadeuszekpl 4 месяца назад +24

    0:15 protip: dont ask failboat to do evil stuff

  • @Axolotales.
    @Axolotales. 4 месяца назад +1

    1:01:00 Top 10 Sacrifices: NUMBER 1 IS SMALL FROG!!!

  • @ivarsmeerdijk1749
    @ivarsmeerdijk1749 4 месяца назад +50

    The centaur did it. He became a horse

  • @joan7864
    @joan7864 2 месяца назад

    I love how one of the characters is just like an object, you throw it to a mine, you throw it to enemies, you throw them to trap-chests

  • @glitch_the_silly
    @glitch_the_silly 4 месяца назад +30

    59:00 history repeats itself

    • @ever_dusk
      @ever_dusk 3 месяца назад +1

      “hAve YouU sEEN mY mOmMy-“

    • @khangtrantan9756
      @khangtrantan9756 3 месяца назад +1

      "I CAST THUNDER SPELL"!!!1!1!1!

  • @admiradorderubis
    @admiradorderubis 4 месяца назад +1

    I don't have the patience to watch a 1 hour movie, but your videos can be 4 hours long and I can watch them in full lol I love your videos bro

  • @aboi6145
    @aboi6145 4 месяца назад +22

    Failbost becoming proficient at frog cpr was amazing

  • @Pochita-ew3bf
    @Pochita-ew3bf 4 месяца назад +2

    Noah, please do a version of this with the party crashers. Content guaranteed

  • @MysticElf
    @MysticElf 4 месяца назад +8

    I absolutely love these DND series