@@seriousjoke99 back in 1938 during the great uprising of the Slavo Erikstiens the weather in eastern Jamaica was 87.673 degrees which would indicate your comment is vastly superior.
@@Tonyhouse1168 I had managers that had hearts like Conan. Eventually I just couldn't cut it but they still offered to set me up with as much help as possible down the road and said I could always come back. It's a good world when there are leaders like that in it.
6:56 “You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” may be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂 I’ve heard it a dozen times at this point and I’m still almost in tears 😂😭
Conan is Michael Scott Andy is Jim Sona is Pam Lyndsay is Kelly/Angela Student driver girl is Meredith Kramer is Dwight/Andy Jordan Schlansky is Toby Will Ferrell is Todd Packer Blain (The Gamer dude) is Ryan Chris (The Taco Bell guy) is Stanley Am I missing anybody?
In all seriousness, it's really cool of Conan to show the relationship he has with his staff. They probably aren't worried about their jobs at all, which is something really special that Conan can do for them.
This comment is 3 weeks old? His show just ended 2 days before this comment. A vast majority of his staff is not going to his next show. I feel since Sona is his assistant for ages she will stay. He did take care of his staff during lockdown and such. Especially in the beginning I believe they still got paid a good chunk if not all their salaries. But his contract is over and he's finally walking away. Most of his staff has been with him for so long I imagine they won't be hurting for work.
@@LiburanSenang Yes I am aware. And it was said that it was downsizing after the show ended. People that were with him for years will no longer be with him. It's moving to a much different format that doesn't need as much people. Supposedly Jordan will not appear in future Conan things at all.
+Dirty Minded Scholar lol how ironic. but man,Conan's comments are hilarious. he comes up with fantastically sarcastic responses to anything instantly. quickly became my favourite talk show host.
6:45 "you have the body language of Leah Harvard Oswald." It's insane to me how sharp Conan is. Not only analyzing Jordan's pose and cross reference it, remembering a specific picture of Leah Harvard.
Having just watched a documentary in the JFK assassination, I thought to myself "he reminds me of somebody" but Conan had the wit to articulate it. I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Conan, if you read Jordan's manual before you bought him you would know that the average T-1435 android needs at least of 20032 oz of water in order to properly cool its internal processing cores and graphical analysis chips
Chris Hayes saying "I make sure that you get your email" is a super good statement. Even if he doesn't directly manage people getting their emails, it's a good sales pitch. Everyone clearly understands how important getting email is for their life. We need email. We need this guy!
@@G_G_G_G_ There are plenty of "producers". Jordan is valuable more for his popularity with the fans than his actual job. I say Sona because she seems to be by far the closest personally with Conan and is also very popular with fans
people keep saying it's scripted but the assistants did a reddit interview and the most asked q was if Jordan was like this in real life and the assistants said yes and it wasn't a gimmick. Conans lucky cuz it's comedic gold. It's like a real life dwight k. schrute
Don't sell the old Late Night with Conan O'Brien short. That was great stuff. He was basically a neutered version of himself on the Tonight Show, though.
@@davidjones-vx9ju Because Lee Harvey Oswald was deranged, very similar to DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver. This manner of comparison is a comedic way of expressing to someone that he/she is a weirdo.
+Aren Balian I'm italian, i always have the feeling that he's the kind of guy who's able to try to teach me how to eat and drink wine in an italian way!!
Holy smokes! I didn't realize this was an old video from 2013. I thought it was current and related to the 2019 shutdown. I guess history does in fact repeat itself.
Yep, just not because the president was throwing a tantrum over getting us to pay more taxes for something that was supposed to be free that’s supposedly to fix a crisis that it wouldn’t even fix anyway
BagOfDicks healthcare that helps some people vs a wall that’s totally ineffective, huge waste of money, and a scam on Americans who were told we wouldn’t have to pay for it. Also idk how unaffordable it is for you but for me it’s great. Also to people with preexisting conditions. Maybe the republicans shouldn’t have gutted the original plan OR proposed something better! Instead they just wanna scrap it and pull the plug on all the people depending on medical care.
One thing for sure Conan's employees are not scared of the boss, which means that all the employees love the boss. Rerun, but enjoyable to watch in coronavirus isolation.
The fact that Conan just pulled out and accurate Lee Harvey Oswald diss on the spot shows just how much of a history buff he really is. Dudes like a genius
@@alipaloba398 Conan is completely fascinated by US history and anything involving the mandates of each president, so this coming from him is actually expected.
@@alipaloba398 I believe Conan's remotes are totally unscripted, maybe they told them to say jordans' name but their reactions and convos feel natural-
Jordan looks like a man with great ambition. I have no doubt he could run the entire behind the scenes operation alone and still have time to drink 156 fucking ounces of water and ideally urinate every hour.
To be honest jordan have a huge role on conan show. -Working along with the producer to develop program concepts and ideas -Project research, gathering information and knowledge from available resources -Hiring, arranging and organizing crew members and supervising production personnel -Coordinating set construction, supervise lighting and sound plans -Making sure that the video or audio segments are in the correct broadcast order -Additional operational duties such as managing the budget, generating financial reports and status updates -Active involvement in the creative side of the job by pitching ideas, helping to develop stories and scripts and suggesting improvements
@@PlantingAshley It's not impossible. You're actually supposed to have very light yellow pee whether you have stones or not. I keep a water bottle around all the time and sip all day... and pee every hour.
@@billydavidcom unless you have a really small bladder every hour seems excessive and disruptive. 2 or 3 litres per day should be plenty. 15 like Jordan says is crazy.
@@billydavidcom isn't peeing every hour correlated to the start of type 2 diabetes, especially among obese people? Drinking lots of water is good, but peeing once an hour isn't normal, according to medics worldwide is it?
Especially Jordan when you consider him coming late and his espresso stunt. I love that Conan just sees these sorts of things as comedic opportunities and recognizes that they're actually good at they're jobs.
@@leontrotsky8676 No, he's not a character. Him "breaking character" is him laughing, because people laugh. It's out of the ordinary for him obviously but it's him.
After recently finding out what an AP actually does, Jordan did A LOT for Conan, but when you see what they do, it is hard to describe what they do, or even understand what they do.
+Seim Old DickHead Thanks not that much actually.Its basically double time of what is "normal"and he is right staying hydrated is good especially for the kidneys.And I believe Jordan also do lots of workout.So when you think about it that particular sketch is not very funny :/
Who is not essential?
Everyone: Jordan
Jordan: Everyone
well according to jordan's logic, you are correct.. underrated comment, lmao
@@seriousjoke99 back in 1938 during the great uprising of the Slavo Erikstiens the weather in eastern Jamaica was 87.673 degrees which would indicate your comment is vastly superior.
@@ac4185 truth
@@ac4185 that’s a weather that needs air conditioning, as your name suggests!
Yeah we heard, why are you repeating it🤷♂??
"The choice to remain hydrated doesn't imply that I have no work to do." So simple, so true.
The Magnus Thor Experience yeaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂
@@aniketshad It is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.
I pressed ‘like’ because you had 599 likes and I got excited to see it turn over to 600. Regardless, I like your comment.
ben colombia You’re a scholar and a gentleman!
@@themagnusthorexperience5632 szydlo?
Why is everyone hating on Jordan. He does his various task and duites
yeah and they're numerous !
Can't hate a man who prepares his body in various ways.
...after her prepared his body in various ways🤣🤣
They don't hate him😂They just thought it funny to confront Conan with him hhhh
@@arielliu9599 dont know if you're joking or you just dont get what they're saying
What makes this truly wholesome is that in reality conan spent alot of his personal money to keep his staff when the move from NBC happened.
Wow! I didn’t know that. Awesome for Conan 🙏🏻
He’s still paying a lot of them half-wages while he and a small portion work on the podcast. Conan’s got a great heart and loyalty to his people
@@Tonyhouse1168 I had managers that had hearts like Conan. Eventually I just couldn't cut it but they still offered to set me up with as much help as possible down the road and said I could always come back. It's a good world when there are leaders like that in it.
@@adrianschroeder2798 we got to pay it forward to the next guy/gal down the line .. keep the goodness going.
@@jorgevielmas1083 he also payed the writers out of his own pocket during the writers strike, truly a class act.
I thought this was for the Corona virus outbreak we are dealing with. Then I saw this was 7 years old. lol
It was because of the essential and non essential employee question. It got me too, at first. Lol 🙂
Same !
Exact same thing happened to me!!! Damn, RUclips recommendations!!! 😒😬😂😂
Lmao I had no idea this was 7 years ago
Same! Sneaky RUclips.
The choice to remain hydrated doesn’t imply that I have no work to do. Classic Jordan
😂😂😂😂
Well he does have to do various things to work at peak performance.
You wouldn't even know.
@@__umbra numerous, various, AND--let's not forget--assorted things. Such as preparing his body.
Along with,
“I am trained in cardiopulmonary resuscitation”
Three letter word for vehicle that starts with 'c' is 'car'.
That was savage improv.
thanks!
Thanks
Yours
Although it was savage and I loved it, I don't think it was improvised.
Even better how she picks up the pen to write it down.
6:56 “You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” may be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂 I’ve heard it a dozen times at this point and I’m still almost in tears 😂😭
I like how they show the same picture of Jordan everytime
Probably the only pic they could snap with him looking at the camera lol
They're probably different pics, but you can't see the difference
Its for the show
Only known picture.
Me too. 😅
I feel like I know this office so well without even having set foot in it.
***** well said. i agree
Is like the office
Conan is Michael Scott
Andy is Jim
Sona is Pam
Lyndsay is Kelly/Angela
Student driver girl is Meredith
Kramer is Dwight/Andy
Jordan Schlansky is Toby
Will Ferrell is Todd Packer
Blain (The Gamer dude) is Ryan
Chris (The Taco Bell guy) is Stanley
Am I missing anybody?
BlueJay88 who’s Creed?
BlueJay88 I feel like Jordan is more like Dwight
The funny thing is this is probably all irony; Jordan is probably one of the most essential parts of Conan's crew and that's what makes these funny.
Well he ain't been held for so long if he wasn't
That staff is no longer with conan
@@locolopez75 what? Everyone got fired? Lol
@@tmyfatmufo I think it's because they were brought in from NBC but now that he peaced out that makes sense
Nah, Sona’s the most essential.
In all seriousness, it's really cool of Conan to show the relationship he has with his staff. They probably aren't worried about their jobs at all, which is something really special that Conan can do for them.
This comment is 3 weeks old?
His show just ended 2 days before this comment. A vast majority of his staff is not going to his next show. I feel since Sona is his assistant for ages she will stay.
He did take care of his staff during lockdown and such. Especially in the beginning I believe they still got paid a good chunk if not all their salaries. But his contract is over and he's finally walking away. Most of his staff has been with him for so long I imagine they won't be hurting for work.
@@LudaChez the company is not just about conan's show. It's an actual production company owned by Conan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conaco
@@LiburanSenang Yes I am aware. And it was said that it was downsizing after the show ended. People that were with him for years will no longer be with him. It's moving to a much different format that doesn't need as much people. Supposedly Jordan will not appear in future Conan things at all.
@@LudaChez Oh how wrong that turned out to be! :)
This clip has aged well.
No this has not, I can still re-watched this and have a good laugh xD
@@NativeVsColonial... that means it aged well.
@@chromitehertz9016 D:
The Non Smoker Hahaha you made me laugh too. Thank you!
@@NativeVsColonial r/whoooosh
"You just sold out the guy you sit next to."
Rofl xD
I read this when the video was at that moment! Damn 😂😂😂
+Dirty Minded Scholar lol how ironic.
but man,Conan's comments are hilarious. he comes up with fantastically sarcastic responses to anything instantly. quickly became my favourite talk show host.
[awkwardly looks around]
[nods]
😂
Funny how Jordan was the only person actually doing work when Conan came in, he probably works more than any of the people who sold him out lol
+Joe Parsons That's why they sold him out. He makes them look bad.
+Joe Parsons It's a fking show, understand that
Maurien Moret That's clearly one of the many assorted, various tasks that he does throughout the day.
+Joe Parsons not on friday
+Joe Parsons it's a joke.. come on..
6:45 "you have the body language of Leah Harvard Oswald."
It's insane to me how sharp Conan is. Not only analyzing Jordan's pose and cross reference it, remembering a specific picture of Leah Harvard.
Having just watched a documentary in the JFK assassination, I thought to myself "he reminds me of somebody" but Conan had the wit to articulate it. I haven't laughed this hard in a while
It’s a scripted bit lmao I’m sure one of the writers came up w that
"Lee Harvard"
@@kabob21 False. Conan knows how to do improv. Duh.
Who the f** is Lee Harvard?
Conan, if you read Jordan's manual before you bought him you would know that the average T-1435 android needs at least of 20032 oz of water in order to properly cool its internal processing cores and graphical analysis chips
Yeah so? Jordan said he drinks 156oz. He didn't say he used 156oz
His internal common language translator software instructed him based on a complex system of algorithms that he should say drinks instead of used
+Bandit Leader he wants to appear more human, as not to induce the display of anti android sentiments in the workplace. He is not doing a good job.
lmao
+Junk Mail omg theres s second jordan schlansky
These Conan remotes are one of my favourite things on youtube
me too.
IT guy explaining his duties to the average user with the most basic words possible
All he had to tell him was he was in charge of keeping the porn sites unblocked - essential! 😷
@@TitoTimTravels That joke is not funny. We hear that at least 3 times a day.
@@broodingstone958 I disagree I found various humor within that joke
Is there another word for email?
@@JonnySublime internet letter?
Chris Hayes saying "I make sure that you get your email" is a super good statement. Even if he doesn't directly manage people getting their emails, it's a good sales pitch. Everyone clearly understands how important getting email is for their life. We need email. We need this guy!
I like how he gets the "Essential" stamp just as he finish saying the word "email" 😄
Is anyone else on a Jordan Schlansky binge?
James Stutts I do that every few months. Well I just rewatch every Conan remote every few months
@@XplicitStory I knew I couldn't be the only one who did that!
How’d you know...I thought only my RUclips recommendations and history knew...XD
James Stutts right here✋
Right here! 😂 this is like my 11th Jordan vid in a row
Let's admit here that Jordan Schlansky is actually the last guy of the crew who is going to be fired.
N sona
Probably Sona
@@ben1ben2ben1 Jordan is a producer sona is a assistant.
@@G_G_G_G_ There are plenty of "producers". Jordan is valuable more for his popularity with the fans than his actual job. I say Sona because she seems to be by far the closest personally with Conan and is also very popular with fans
@@ben1ben2ben1 I think finding a producer is harder than finding someone to drop off your Dry cleaning. But maybe that's just me.
people keep saying it's scripted but the assistants did a reddit interview and the most asked q was if Jordan was like this in real life and the assistants said yes and it wasn't a gimmick. Conans lucky cuz it's comedic gold. It's like a real life dwight k. schrute
And WWE is real.
Mikey Mike Mikey lol weak
Mikey Mike Mikey he has asbergers
Ian Long Asperger's or Ass burgers?
***** Boom!
The Sona bit was effing hilarious. God that woman is adorable
Whoa calm down buddy
If Jordan Schlansky ever leaves or is fired, we riot.
I agree
Kenny Tee brooo, I'm with you
He's not really employable anywhere else, so definitely wouldn't leave the show.
+Leggo My Ego I would employ him. I wouldn't even demand any kind of work from him, I'd just pay him to stick around and be weird.
Don't worry...
We will start a Crusade when necessary
Who else binge watched all jordan clips ?
do more like this
k
+exto cy lol, Yup. Jordan talking about his Darth Vader masked is what sparked it for me :)
lol is only getting better once you go to the order once. gets weirder and funnier right ?
exto cy Yeah and a much deeper tale also.
Not all, but numerous.
Schlansky is essential just because the show can produce numerous comedy segments with him. Only with him.
on various topics
domdidomdom On numerous occations.
Various ways..
Numerous. Various. Assorted.
The Algorithm has no chill.
No chill at all
The algorithm is godly for bringing us here
The algorithm brought me here from a videoclip of a song about lacking toilet paper, the videoclip in question came out 20 days prior to this video
Exactly!!! From the title, I thought this was from Corona times!! 😬😩😂😂
That RONA
Jordan Schlansy is what happens when you put all your points in intelligence and none in charisma
Haha!
stick rpg?
I love this comment 😂
Physical charisma he might have, he takes good care of himself but yeah lol
Ah a man who plays fallout
I hope people noticed the label in front of his office -> "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian"
Hahaha lost it
hahhaa, i had to rewatch it to notice that, dayum you're one observing fella.
Hahahahahaha, yes, you're right! i just had to adjust the video speed to see the label xD
Thank you for pointing that out -- that's hilarious!!!!
And he really does look like lee harvey oswald. @ 6:48
It’s probably been said a buttload of times already, but leaving NBC, at least for the viewers, was the best decision Conan could have been made.
Don't sell the old Late Night with Conan O'Brien short. That was great stuff. He was basically a neutered version of himself on the Tonight Show, though.
@Alden Buyer been forced into betterment
@@SKhan-zp7lc
=) hell yea
Why is that?
@@nofurtherwest3474
Because purple was and is the belittling of egotistical drieling
Jordan is actually very charming. He just works so hard not to break when Conan is naturally joking
"Is there anybod-"
"Jordan Schlansky"
garin fl lmao
"I-"
"Jordan Schlansky"
Sorry, but I laughed WAY too hard at your comment, and I thank you for that.
“You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” will now be my new favorite phrase
how is that funny?
@@davidjones-vx9ju Because Lee Harvey Oswald was deranged, very similar to DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver. This manner of comparison is a comedic way of expressing to someone that he/she is a weirdo.
@@davidjones-vx9ju He has the body language of a patsy.
I haven't even watched the video yet, but thanks to this awesome comment, I know it will be good.
Plus it's Conan.... hahaha
@@davidjones-vx9ju Maybe you should go back to watching Jimmy Fallon.
I feel I am essential
Various ways of essential
You re logicly sound
I think it’s fully how you bullshit your way through everything lol
I'm sure about that. I'm sure you have prepared your body in various ways to be essential 😂😂😂
You don't feel anything
This man is everything. Host, spiritual leader of 10,000 staff, President of Conan show... He even is his own superhero
Real-life Michael Scott
4:29 i find it funny that conan changed Jordan's title on the door card to "one cranky fake italian" lol
fake Italian, ahahhahahahahah
lmfao! how the hell did you catch that?! nice one!
It's actually at 4:27 haha
4:27
"Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian"
+Aren Balian I'm italian, i always have the feeling that he's the kind of guy who's able to try to teach me how to eat and drink wine in an italian way!!
Great eye
I revisit the Jordan Schlansky files often, but it never ceases to amaze me how somebody so serious works for a comedy show.
It's a joke lol...
Comics like Conan often pair well with a straight man, he can just deadpan while Conan escalates the absurdity. Dynamic as old as comedy itself.
Conan's spot-on improvs and Jordan's genius replies. This is art.
12/19/2019- I began a journey. A binge watching journey... of this man named Jordan Schlansky.
Not A Chili-Head same!
Me too man. I'm losing time over here, I've lost track of what's going on now. Hahaha.
Mohit Kalro oof😂😂
Beginning mine today, Jan. 21, 2020
I have embarked on the same journey.
Holy smokes! I didn't realize this was an old video from 2013. I thought it was current and related to the 2019 shutdown. I guess history does in fact repeat itself.
Same here
Repeatedly!
Yep, just not because the president was throwing a tantrum over getting us to pay more taxes for something that was supposed to be free that’s supposedly to fix a crisis that it wouldn’t even fix anyway
BagOfDicks healthcare that helps some people vs a wall that’s totally ineffective, huge waste of money, and a scam on Americans who were told we wouldn’t have to pay for it. Also idk how unaffordable it is for you but for me it’s great. Also to people with preexisting conditions. Maybe the republicans shouldn’t have gutted the original plan OR proposed something better! Instead they just wanna scrap it and pull the plug on all the people depending on medical care.
Funny how Trump hasn't repealed or replaced it after two years in office. Your whataboutism is tiresome.
Add Jordan's name on any video and I'll automatically click on it
Lmao same
+Sam A A friend and I just discovered we have a mutual interest in Jordan Schlansky...I like that friend so much more now.
+Rachel Strickland thats a friend for life right there
Guess that means he's essential
true
Jordan is smart. Making himself a fan favourite recurring character. He can just sit there all day and the show still won't fire him.
One thing for sure Conan's employees are not scared of the boss, which means that all the employees love the boss. Rerun, but enjoyable to watch in coronavirus isolation.
Conan is a genius for these skits
The fact that Conan just pulled out and accurate Lee Harvey Oswald diss on the spot shows just how much of a history buff he really is. Dudes like a genius
Out of the blue “you have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” WHAT LMFAOOOOOO
Even if that line was completely scripted, I still have no idea how someone would even thing of that
In his free time, Conan compares Jordan to various killers
@@alipaloba398 Conan is completely fascinated by US history and anything involving the mandates of each president, so this coming from him is actually expected.
@@alipaloba398 I believe Conan's remotes are totally unscripted, maybe they told them to say jordans' name but their reactions and convos feel natural-
78 oz of water.
Conan : what're you a weeping willow?😂
Manish Ravikumar 🤣🤣🤣
If Jordan Schlansky published a health book, I would probably buy it.
Conan is like Michael from “The Office” and Jordan is like Toby from HR.
Jordan is nothing like toby lol
Jordan is like Sheldon Cooper
To be more specific, Conan in character is like Michael Scott who graduated from Harvard.
Except this show is pretty funny and The Office stinks!
I love how there's casual fans of talk show hosts, but then there's the Conan fans. and we're hardcore.
"The people who need to know already know"
"Eliminated with no visible difference in air"
*HITMAN*
Jordan looks like a man with great ambition. I have no doubt he could run the entire behind the scenes operation alone and still have time to drink 156 fucking ounces of water and ideally urinate every hour.
Organic Giraffe No !! It just pretending to be smart
Expound on how he's pretending.
Brita. It's just a specific brand of pitcher that has a built in filter for the water.
You should really only urinate 6 times a day FYI lol
urine luck
I love Sona. She's gorgeous and has a great sense of humour.
i love her laugh girls with beautiful smile and laugh a lot are hot
I love Sona b/c she's thick af.
She has no sense of humor.
I agree
She is dumb, a liar and a rat... your standarts must be really low if u like her...
Sona is a sweetheart of a person. God Bless her and all the staff that work for/with Conan.
6:30 : I just love that moment.
Conan's attempt to (falsely) CONTAIN his ANGER towards Jordan
somehow SUMS UP their entire chemistry.
Schlansky is probably a complete badass
He rides a scooter to work.
smasila good point :)
smasila he rides a vespa to work lol
Parker Todd or a complete psycho
d3af Yeah, I'm going to go with psycho
I like it when every time Jordan's name was mentioned there's always a picture that pops up
To be honest jordan have a huge role on conan show.
-Working along with the producer to develop program concepts and ideas
-Project research, gathering information and knowledge from available resources
-Hiring, arranging and organizing crew members and supervising production personnel
-Coordinating set construction, supervise lighting and sound plans
-Making sure that the video or audio segments are in the correct broadcast order
-Additional operational duties such as managing the budget, generating financial reports and status updates
-Active involvement in the creative side of the job by pitching ideas, helping to develop stories and scripts and suggesting improvements
Exactly , managing various responsibilities and tasks
4:27 the sign outside Jordan's office. 😂
"One Cranky Fake Italian" LOL, never noticed that!
Thought it said twice Italian. Thanks for pointing it out
🤣🤣🤣
Nice caught
I just gave you your 500th like.
anyone watching this during the 2019 government shutdown
I'm watching during the 2020 shutdown.
Yup
yep
Yezzir
Wow. I never thought that many people come back to watch old Conan videos.
"You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" LMAO
I agree with that quote
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I came here to applaud this joke
*"you have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald."*
That was so specific & true. 🤣😂🤣
"People who need to know, already know" - you don't get so see Conan getting slapped that often :v Gotta love these two, lol.
lol! I love these short bits...I wish it was longer very entertaining
This guy is never getting fired. Too much funny.
I love how comfortable sona is around Conan
Every time he puts jordan schlansky on air it's actually gold. The italy trip was hilarious.
Whenever I'm tired from work, I just watch any clips of this guy. Freaking hilarious. Somehow decreases that stress you've had for the day
I think Jordan Schlansky is actually the most important in your staff Conan.
Lasted longer than anyone
JORDAN > Conan
=the joke
I love him. Jordan is painfully honest and specific.
- How often do you urinate in a day?
- Ideally once an hour.
- Why ideally?
- Well I have to make sure my urine is clear.
Influennza Pyloric i wonder if he has kidney stones. I have stones and im supposed to drink that much too but i cant its IMPOSSIBLE
@@PlantingAshley It's not impossible. You're actually supposed to have very light yellow pee whether you have stones or not. I keep a water bottle around all the time and sip all day... and pee every hour.
@@billydavidcom unless you have a really small bladder every hour seems excessive and disruptive.
2 or 3 litres per day should be plenty. 15 like Jordan says is crazy.
@@billydavidcom isn't peeing every hour correlated to the start of type 2 diabetes, especially among obese people?
Drinking lots of water is good, but peeing once an hour isn't normal, according to medics worldwide is it?
@Don't Fear The Reaper I don't know why I wrote 15, that's obviously wrong.
4.6L is still heaps though.
I would kill to work at Conan
Murderer!
That's what Jordan said...
Happyness
that's what Jordan did...
Pranjal Gupta oooooh burn. was that a burn?
6:40 "You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" 😂 LOL!
*[ESSENTIAL]*
"Give me one name of non-essent-"
"Jordan Schlansky."
“The body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” 😂😂 What a great call!
Jordan: any staff member could be eliminated with no visible result on air
Andy:
: ???
Conan did it without Andy for the longest time so the statement stands lol, unless Conan quit the show would continue as normal
he sounded like a villan when said that line
@@liquidsnake6879 Yep, remember at some point they didn't even have writters...
@@MisaelMatute76 Yeah if I remember correctly it was a NBC writer's strike and they had to do the show for a month without them.
Conan is such a nice dude. His employees have done multiple fireable things, and yet he hasn’t fired them yet.
Especially Jordan when you consider him coming late and his espresso stunt. I love that Conan just sees these sorts of things as comedic opportunities and recognizes that they're actually good at they're jobs.
Their *
@@vicky248123 Jordan Schlansky is a character, that's all he is. Watch videos of him breaking character.
@@leontrotsky8676 No, he's not a character. Him "breaking character" is him laughing, because people laugh. It's out of the ordinary for him obviously but it's him.
@@Pariteasto I doubt she would because it's not
After recently finding out what an AP actually does, Jordan did A LOT for Conan, but when you see what they do, it is hard to describe what they do, or even understand what they do.
Not essential? Jordan is completely essential!
Just not for any of the reasons he was hired for.
I think they should make a sitcom titled *Conan & Jordan*. That would be one hell of a sitcom. XD
Nice prediction
sona has a sick job
Nice ass*
Elite Empire yeah
You only received the “like” because of your avatar.
RUclips knew this video was pertinent today and presented it to me.
onjoFilms That’s what I was thinking.
It is in fact...ESSENTIAL
onjoFilms...and...with that funny man 'MUG'...no doubt!
Same
You call it magic, we call it AI. ;)
"The choice to remain hydrated doesn't imply that I have no work to do." - Jordan Schlansky 2013
"The people who need to know already know" - Jordan Schalansky, 2014
"You just sold out the guy next to you" 'nods'
Jordan is the man, if I ever need a lawyer I’m tracking him down
Personally I'd track down an actual lawyer if I needed a lawyer.
He's gonna do an amazing job charming the jury.
i just lost it at the water bit
"The choice to remain hydrated doesn't imply that I have no work to do"
That's a chest tattoo if I ever gonna get one.
"the people that need to know already know" -that is a boss mafia answer!
At 4:27 his sign says "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian" lmao
NEVER get tired of Conan. What a comic genius.
NOTHING brings me more joy than Schlansky videos. I need moar.
One does not simply stop at watching just a single Jordan Schlansky clip
Shlansky & Pilkington would be amazing
Oh my god yes
kurt pullen Dude. You are a casting God. Great pairing.
Honestly, they would get on each others nerves.
Maybe that would be amazing.
I need this in my life now
They would hate each other.... it would be wonderful
ICE CUBE VS JORDAN who will laugh first
Jordan doesn't laugh, so by default he wins
cosmicquandary I have to correct you a little bit, Jordan doesn't know how to/can't laugh so that's why he would win.
Gangsta Jesse I'm going to say that those are prerequisites for "doesn't laugh". So therefore my statement still holds true.
kurtis kupiszewski Jordan broke a laugh in the 'couples counseling' video
cosmicquandary Watch the couples therapy video. He cracks. That's the only time I've seen him smile. I love his charecter with Conan's childish humor.
156 oz of water is 4.6 liters. Your welcome.
well that is still alot of water 2-3 litres is totally enough
Raul Mejia r u di grammer polizei?
+Crow Max I drink 6 liters of of water at work alone in the summer
+Seim Old DickHead Thanks not that much actually.Its basically double time of what is "normal"and he is right staying hydrated is good especially for the kidneys.And I believe Jordan also do lots of workout.So when you think about it that particular sketch is not very funny :/
CharlesFBronson yeah i also drink around 4 liters in the summer. But we laugh to whatever they play the auto laugh on.
"You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" is the greatest insult Conan has delivered to Jordan lol.
'You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald.' I died a little there!! So flippin hilarious