V*GINA NAILS - *Cosmo Cringe* (ep.3)
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2018
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Ella Grant Subscribing to your channel. You were hilarious.
I was so happy to see you in June's video ❤
Ella Grant you were so funny! I loved it!
Yep, I subscribed. You're hilarious!
"Why are men more emotionally open to their friends?"
2 seconds later: "Haha, fragile masculinity."
Lol, please tell me more about how the patriarchy shames men for showing their emotions.
Because femiNatzis can
Also: why do men keep expecting women to do emotional labour for them? They're not their therapists, men should go to other men
Eric TheGreat Are you stupid? Women are the ones who expect men to be there no matter what
Eric TheGreat I don’t wanna ask but, who are you talking about
That's the point. Women except men to be there for them but the feminists think men asking for the same level of emotion support is "emotional labour".
"YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOURE CHEATING, SO WHO IS SHE????"
"Ooh, I love green peppers on pizza."
This perfectly exemplifies how chill Skeptic is, and I love it.
Oh boy you'd love stoners
No this is how all men would react in this situation. We would focus on the pizza topping.
I wonder what terrible things I must be doing because I don't like cheese on my pizza.
@@griffinkimball2454 you are simultaneously cheating on every woman.
@@dragonstory15 Sooo... He fucks a guy?
Dude poor skeptic he sounded genuinely scared
He sounded like he just woke up
He was chill about the peppers though
Timeward He was a waking up after FUCKIN ANOTHER BISH!!!
@@Abejaved can you imagine? If cosmo actually got it right for once, sh0e's whole channel would explode lol
I would have died if he had replied with "H-Hannah Smothers!"
A guy: *is confident enough in his sexuality to be unafraid showing affection to his male friends*
Cosmo: IS THAT THE SOUND OF FRAGILE MASCULINITY
guy: (supports his male friends and doesnt mind being soft)
cosmo: can you s m e l l the toxic masculinity
ikr it's almost as if they can't reason.
Yeah that’s literally the opposite of the concept of toxic masculinity, which is literally just the idea that men are socially conditioned to think that they have to be unemotional and/or a douchebag to be manly lol. It shows that Cosmo has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Then again is anyone surprised.
@Anthony Lopez They really have diluted the term that’s for sure.
I''m gonna Hannah Smother myself.
Ogodplsno
Uhhh Phrasing
“Where’s the chloroform gone?”
*with some baaad articles*
Zamarski r/ihadastroke
**guys have friends with men because they feel less judged than their girlfriends**
**writes an entire article judging them**
That proves the point?
The fun thing about these articles is they shoot themselves in the crotch a lot...
Balázs Zsigmond I’ve noticed that, it’s hilarious. I swear they’re elaborate satire.
the fun thing about this is that this is ripped off from another comment
@@balazszsigmond826 I hate reducing it to this but it's making me believe in the NPC theory more and more. How can someone say something and then one second later contradict it and not realize they did it? And it's not like this is a rare occurrence. It's pretty much EVERY article and EVERY belief they have. Give me one belief that these nuts have that they don't contradict or give women a pass for?
The shocked pikachu face makes this better.
Cosmo: Why do men feel less judged by other men than by women?
Also Cosmo: loL maSCuLINitY sO fRAgiLE
Ella wore 7 different outfits in their 4 minutes.
Thank you.
"I HEAR YOU NOW ALLOW WOMEN IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT" *Valiantly storms into McDonalds*
That's perfect Shoe, dear.
I feel like it's a curse to be allowed into a mc donalds, all that shit and whatnot.
+Mike Griego
Plot twist! The workers ARE the security LMFAO!
Mike Griego since when can McDonald's afford to have security. And since when did McDonald's become so high class to even need security lol
You mean ManDonalds?
“The men feel judged by their women and not their male friends”
*literally goes on to judge them for
this in the next sentence*
big think 🤔
FREEDOM TOONS
Hey ur that guy that do the cartoon
wigonhead BTFO
FreedomToons Top comments are Roaming Millenial, Sargon of Akkad, then you...quite the trifecta.
That's why all my friends are men... at least the close ones
“You’re cheating on me”
“No”
I love that so much
Shoe: *[Trying not to laugh]* "COSMO SAYS YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME! LISTEN! YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!"
Greg: "Ooo, I love green peppers on my pizza."
Relationship goals xD .
@@II-hk8ir Or you're just an asshole. Or that.
IAmIronic wait what happened??
I'm just curious if every topping was going to say the same thing or if there's some kind of spectrum involved.
@@Jotari Peppers: Adultery
Onions: Shoplifting
Mushrooms: Murder
Jalapenos: Practicing Law Without a License
Pepperoni: Tax Fraud
Sausage: Fraud Fraud
Ham: Public Indecency
Olives: Human Trafficking
Extra Sauce: Lost in it...
Extra Cheese: Lactose Intolerance
Anchovies: *GENOCIDE*
Hope that helps.
If they order extra cheese then they're lactose intolerant XD
"I was unaware that the M in McDonalds stood for 'men'."
PICK UP A BOOK, SHOE!
what is
book
Shoe0nHead sexist
Lol silly wamen try to red a book.
Greg does not allow books in the kitchen, so how can she pic one?! ;)
Sargon of Akkad Everyone knows women can't read..
men: ugh, condoms don't feel as good
women: ugh, condoms don't feel as good
meanwhile hannah is having a mental breakdown writing about the patriarchy.
Don't try to use baby oil as lube
It will rip the condom and make a baby
@@lugoorstar it's like rock, paper, scissors.
Baby beats baby oil, baby oil beats condom, condom beats baby...
@@Mysteri0usChannel i beat baby
@@bob-xb3nh I beat my... nevermind.
You: The patriarchy doesn't exist-
Hannah: *bursts through your window and SMOTHERS you with her own feminist pillow*
"Men feel less judged by their Male friends"
"Sounds like fragile masculinity to me"
I. You. YOU JUST DISPROVED YOURSELF.
"Youre cheating on me!!"
"no." Skeptic was having none of it xD
"I do like green peppers" hahahaha. 0 fucks skeptic is best skeptic.
I half expected Skeptic to be quicker catching on and be all like "damn you Cosmo!" lol
>Complains men feel more judged by women than their male friends
>Judges men
She wasn't judging them. She was pointing out the fact that men are bad and wrong and have everything their way all the time. Sheesh, get it right.
GingerChinees Hey, it’s a useful grammatical and rhetorical device. Chill.
I don't know about the rest but I judge everything...
Temmie
Also imagine having such a fragile ego that you project your insecurities into men. Like how very dare they like and trust anyone more than ME? I have the boobs and the vagina, therefore I'm inherently more trustworthy and less judgemental! Oh but also, benevolent sexism is sexism too.
Temmie
But - so the logic goes - it stems from misogyny, therefore it's not discrimination against men.
They say not displaying emotions is toxic masculinity, but wanting to not be judged is fragile masculinity? It’s almost like... it’s almost like... you can’t win!
Woman shaves legs : great
Man shaves face: great
Man 4 1/5 hours later: my face is like sand paper and itchs
I stopped shaving for this reason. I heard you can like, rub jeans or something on your face and basically soften up the ends of your facial hair. Never tried it.
Why not wax? Lasts longer and the tips come out softer
@@gingermaniac5484 Face skin is sensitive and waxing would cause redness and most likely acne for most people.
@@lucass8119 thank you that makes a lot of sense~! ^-^
The same thing happens to legs too you know
They call him Armored "Ooh I Love Green Peppers" Skeptic.
griffinwik Heh, you commented what I was going to say. Great minds lol.
griffinwik I prefer black peppers
Wait you mean the vegetable not the peppercorn
Typical guy reaction. Why focus on the batshit insanity when you can question why that insanity exists... And also pizza.
*Who is she?!*
"men are more emotional open to their close pals then to their girlfriends"
Yeah that called a best friendship ya damn lizard woman
Feminists have no concept of friendship. They are alone and sad. They want to crush all happiness in life, because they can't seem to get it for themselves.
Right, its almost like men have actual emotions and arent a penis with legs that make money for the wamen
"Unless your living in a muslim country where it's not realy a choice"
I felt that😭
Lmao 😂
Oof. I’m sorry to hear that.
@@khagan5951 Isn’t Turkey going through some bullshit right now though?
@@wannabehistorian371 it is apparently
oh my god imagine if she said “who is she” and her boyfriend just started confessing because he thought he was caught
I JUST GOT AN AD ON THIS VID AND THE FIRST THING IT SAID WAS "Rape, Murder War. They all have one thing in common. Men" I cant believe this shit is real I'm crying
It would also make sense if it said women instead, sooooo
I think it was a PragerU vid about how toxic masculinity isn’t really a thing.
Nicole Mulder actually the thing they have in common is a r
The best part is that video is about harnessing men’s natural energy for good. It’s so stupid. Like we’re power generators
DSW Men are the solution to our dwindling energy resources, it’s bountiful and renewable but the toxic masculinity will be a issue we will be left with.
I remember when that time I went to mandonalds and all the men laughed at me and told me it was a man’s place 😢 so glad that as a womyn I can now feel safe in a fast food restaurant 👌🏻
flossy it was about time! I as a male apologize to you on behalf of all menkind for not allowing you to eat diabetes with us
a-muse-me; you don't really mean your apology, because you're not apolohise.
flossy I remember when McDonalds was a place where me and my bros could go where no women would disturb us and talk about rape and penises and how to next oppress women but the damn liberal hippie feminist democratic commie snowflakes ruined everything. This is why America is going to hell. AR-15 wielding white republican Jesus save us!
vanchrian Jesus man! You've been missing out! The diabetes is so fucking good there
6:17 If you listen very closely, you can actually hear the sound of his heart dropping on the floor.
"YOURE CHEATING ON ME!!!"
"no" 😂😂😂
According to the comment below you, your comment is gay.
Top 10 Recurring Anime Characters:
1. Hannah Smothers
*Villains
"Her thigh jiggled"
*aroused male noises*
Hhajajajaaja. Seriously, only the woman will notice that.
*ｅｘｔｒａｔｈｉｃｃ*
Lol, I was more focused on the action and explosions than her herself
Bark bark!!
UAGAGAGAAUAUUUAAAGH
"Who run the world?" "The lions" ok but this dude knows how it is fr
Columbia has not won a single game in years.
@@charliekahn4205 what does that have to do with lions running the world
@@jellyjas2624 Columbia's team name.
As someone from Portland, I apologize on behalf of all of us.
"Big gay babies" is my favorite name for a youtuber's fans yet.
It's accurate.
Gay Baby Jail
If I find Ella hot, does that make me gay, or a misogynist?
Let's just go with both.
She is so hot😐
Gay bro
Wait what?whos ella?
nah
“Robots are taking over sex, bro’s are replacing emotional connection,Women are obselete”-ShoeOnHead 2019
Actually, I'm my father's second-biggest disappointment
Lucky you: we only-children have it rough 🤣👍
"Men feel judged by their girlfriends... FRAGILE MASCULINITY!" Oh boy, give me the irony.
UnknownTimelord, meanwhile, feminists constantly complain that men judge women too much.
"Leave the shoe complaints"
shoe: complains
I THRIVE
Love that her outfit changed like 10 times 😂 and also the Coke cans
TO BE FAIR
McDonald does actually mean "son of Donald" (Scottish prefix "Mac/Mc", son of) so...
McDonald's isn't a thing. Lol
But TO BE FAIR
wack donalds
@@lewstherintelamon1377 I don't remember making this comment
@@colinouille2786 Caught me off guard ngl
"Wonder Woman isn't there to please the men!"
*is a literal super model*
Michael Timothy You obviously have a flawed perspective of fashion. Fashion isn't to please men, my cousin is a fashion model and fashion is an expression of art.
Arithmagender Gender He said super model, not fashion model. There are dick models for example so it can be about pleasing too.
Arithmagender Gender regardless she's not modeling she's playing a comic book character in a film, and she wasn't cast for her lore-accurate muscles.
S yargo no I'm positive that was part of the process. You have to look hot for Hollywood
Luke Carney entertainment or the men were there to please her.
me: *sees shoe storming into McDonalds*
me: *with my camera* "you're doing amazing, sweetie"
I just-Are we gonna ignore that Skeptic almost had a heart attack? I felt so bad😂😂
7:44
Me: “I too yearn for gender equality”
Only true men of culture will understand...
"who held you"
"The patriarchy"
I wanna be held 😞
I couldn't select 1080p as a video quality, so I thought RUclips just hadn't finished processing your video... but then I remembered whose channel I was on.
Gotta love the potato quality!
"Ugh, I hate getting up"
"YES BUT I HATE IT MORE"
Lol are you from Germany? Because of Coldmirror
_ich sehe das du auch ein man von kultuur bist_
CHECKMATE
0:10 Shane is most definitely not in heaven
We need an exclusive interview with Hannah Smothers' boyfreind. Like now.
Bold of you to assume that she has a boyfriend
WOAH JUNE ACTUALLY WENT OUTSIDE!! I don't believe it.
no she didnt. you can see the bluescreen.
Biker Bear it's the accomplishment of the century.
She'll probably be hospitalized from illness soon.
Master Chief pronounced wicdonalds, accurate.
Actually, she once took a trip to Oppression Park. But since she was attacked by the spooky scary patriachy and the menacing keireachy, you cannot mock her fo being afraid to step outside into the real world. Especially when she may be mugged by the 100% real wage gap
they had it set to M for Mini, now it's W for Wumbo!
puddy_in_the_hall
Bahahahahaha! I haven’t seen that reference in years!
Made my day.
“I wumbo, you wumbo, he, me, she, wumbo.”
@@ryanodom6101 *mermaid man in a jar with every other sea inhabitant* Did you try setting it to Wombo?
LMFAOOOOO
this comment is underrated :D
Ryan Odom
“Wumbo, Wumboing,”
“YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME”
“.... no”
9:30 my names ella and it freaked me out when u yelled at me to continue 😂😂
Shoe: "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!!!"
Skeptic: "...no."
Glorious!
"I hear you now allow Women in this establishment" Okay, I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
They hate that they connect with their guy friends with their problems instead of them, so they mock men for having problems and wonder why men don't come to them with their problems? Yeah, that sounds logical.
Also, in a way I found it strange to see a woman dressed classically. and even stranger that she is trans? She really pulls off the classic look and is presented very nice. Also oddly enough works well with a modern personality as well.
@What Not To Do At a Stoplight PATRIARCHY!
LOLZ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Your fathers biggest disappointment" xD I feel so welcomed into this family
10:02 had me busting out laughing, I was not expecting a hedge trimmer.
TRUDEAU WOULD TOTALLY WEAR THOSE NAILS.
Roaming Millennial that's actually probable.
Roaming Millennial And you totally watch Hentai.
Meanwhile, Omegon would like a sammich. 😉
He's probably wearing them now
I think Nerf should get on this bandwagon and have like an arm attachment that shoots little vaginas at people
Vampires can't see their own reflections, Hannah.
The WacDonald's sign reminds me of anime
I'm not typically a fan of the whole "grow thicker skin" argument, but Jesus, the people who read these articles have thinner skin than me, and even I know I'm too sensitive.
On a related note, "stop feeling so guilty about yourself." Thanks, I kinda needed to hear that.
Ah yes, those *male gays* 😂😂
You got me laughin hard bro
"Yeah, you're gay, but...
YOU'RE A MAN"
It's not like men get rid of most of their hair everytime they get their hairs cut...
Oh Wait!
i looked up those nails and i gotta say. i'm actually pretty horrified.
Look man, I need my bromances. We can't just ditch the homies because because feminists think we're gay. First rule of the bro code; bros before hoes.
Cool Person 👍
That's the thing with best friends I would say xD It's called bromance, because they're like your brothers, right?
*bros equal to hoes
Cool Person I'd choose my brothers (friends) over a mate any day. Fortunately I don't have a mate.
Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Do the homie! Do the homie!
More like Hannah Smother me in my sleep. Please
LOL actual phone call to 50 Shades of Greg was genius! Also once he catches on, his comedy timing is superb. You guys are the best social comedyentary team ever YOU ARE AWESOME, SON!
Always so much motivation on the beginning of the videos
Cosmo Cringe Episode 1: The Hannah Menace
Cosmo Cringe Episode 2: Attack of the Feminist Drones
Cosmo Cringe Episode 3: Revenge of the Smothers
Cosmo cringe solid
Cosmo cringe solid 2: Sons of Smothers
Cosmo cringe solid 3: Man hater
H E L L O T H E R E
Colin Thorneycroft GENERAL SMOTHERI
You are a bold one!
Ella looks like a generic 1950s housewife who lives in a suburban house with her two kids, one girl and one boy, and her businessman husband
isaiah ricketts ah the good ol days of course i wasnt born for 50 years but they are the good ol days
Shoe i love you your videos are perfect for my all nighters seriously they ease my pain as I work into the wee hours of the morning
i love your show so much it makes me laugh. It really does. Keep up the good videos
WcDonald's
no it's WUMBO-donalds
Annabell Free I have so much respect for you
And my local Mc's still doesn't have a toilet
w a c k
PcDonalds
Thigh jiggles will destroy The Patriarchy™
Jiggle me tinders! Down with the Patriarchy
A year later and that McDonalds bit still makes me piss my pants 😂
McDonald's: how do we virtue signal to women?
Patrick Star: I see your problem. You got it set to M for men, when it should be set to W for "Wumbo!"
"Hm maybe we should donate to fighting breast cancer or womens health clinics"
"that's an awful idea LET'S TURN THE M UPSIDE DOWN!!!"
I wonder how much money it cost them to do that.
At least they are consistent, when Mcdonald's had the large M, they also did not donate to any men’s shelters.. :D
Although yeah, it is just a stupid marketing ploy to get more feminists to support them, and everyone else who is anti-SJW is largely unaffected as well, so in a sense there are no negatives for them. Feminists are pretty vain and are quick to support people who virtue signal to them, hence they are ripe to be used in these sorts of campaigns.. Hell this is basically the reason why there are so many companies catering to them, because they are willing to become hardcore supporters with a small investment (Unless you are a nerdy industry like comics, where the sjw feminist market is way too small to turn a profit for large companies). Although they don't realize that it's like mounting a tiger, once they focus on making their audience SJW's, they won't be able to get off, and need to be walking on eggshells or suffer the consequences (Starbucks xD).
Waffle Maker yeah but I'm pretty sure it's more common in women but idk tbh, it was an example lmao
They even outright admit they are not donating anything to charity. Just a bunch of big yellow Ws to remind us of the 43rd President of the United States.
KoinGaming, to be fair, it's pretty hard to donate to something that doesn't exist.
I'm so sick of these women using politics and social movements to unsuccessfully deal with thier insecurities.
I can totally see Thudeau rocking thoes nails btw.
10:25 I love how she just keeps changing dresses every few cuts
So now the anime WcDonald's is real!!
Hannah Smothers must be stopped.
blackout betty
are you implying she should be...
Smothered?
Hannah Smothers must be encouraged.
She is Smothering the internet. It's right in her name.
How DARE you talk about the goddess of feminism like that!? She is part of the holy femity (like the holy trinity, except with feminism), Anita (god/ the father), Hannah (Jesus/ the son) and the clitty spirit.
I lost it at "male gaze/gays". Lol.
AHAHAHAHA I RUINED THE 420 LIKES
I thought McDonalds flipped the sign to resemble breasts at first, I was wondering why their was no outrage😂😂😂😂
"Leave the shoe complaints at the door."
Me *watching Shoe0nHead*: I don't have any Shoe complaints. I do, however, have Hannah complaints.
Oh man that genuine "No" from Greg before you said "COSMO SAYS" hurt my empathy nerve. Good save on that one.
I know right, bless him. He clearly cares a lot about her (and her about him), which is awesome.
It was indeed a risky joke.
Pshhh... McDonalds finally figured it out
This whole time they had it set on "M" for "Mini," when they should've had it set on "W" for "Wumbo"
Agreed
This is the best comment Ive seen in this website
I didn't even try to steal your comment. I just had the same thought XD. hahaha
love how Ella changes outfits every other minute
~3 minutes, missed opportunity for Armored to burst through the door with sandals.
Did you call Skeptic at 3am to shout at him about cheating, or is he always high? It has to be one of the two.
or both
Nah Greg sounds drunk all the time.
Both
@@crisptomato9495 all of them
Both. Both is good.
Wait... so if masculinity is fragile how can it be toxic?
WhoAmI *BECAUSE MEN*
(Mic Dropped) 🎤
dat toxic fragility
Oh boy can’t wait for episode 4
Those insults at the beginning made me happy 😊! thanks Shoe.
"i hear you now allow women in this establishment!" funniest shit youve done. i subbed 😂
BowserJr476. Absolute comedy.
I'm glad we can all take a break from politics, liberal, and conservative alike, and just say "WTF cosmo?"
8:41
No. This isn't true...like at all... Maybe it's the case with some dude... But guys don't "talk about there feelings" together...like.... Ever.... Or at least it's rare... Maybe after a break up??
I talk to my Girlfriend about anything emotional because that's kinda a part of the reason...she's...there??? Lol... To have a connected and emotional relationship??? Like.... No fucking shit!
That was just really stupid... I felt my brain cells melting from the BS.
If men didn’t like fat jiggling, there wouldn’t be a whole subsection of physics dedicated to it
Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
Me: Shoe and Ella ☕
the thing about WW's jiggling thigh seriously gets me...
MEN LITERALLY ENJOY LOOKING AT JIGGLING THIGHS WTF
no dude's gonna see some stone-hard, steel-reinforced thigh absorb a small earthquake without moving and then suddenly become all hot and heavy lol
When Ella said she didn't have a vagina, I thought she was being sarcastic. Turns out she's a trans. Awesome cameo by the way.😊👍🏿
I imagine Greg's heart dropped before he realised you were joking on the phone 😅