being nice to women is sexist - *Cosmo Cringe* (Ep. 1)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @garchompdude
    @garchompdude 7 лет назад +8942

    I have no penis. So I must nap

    • @angstyteen250
      @angstyteen250 7 лет назад +203

      I have no vagina and I must sleep.

    • @UmUhKet26
      @UmUhKet26 7 лет назад +148

      garchompdude fuck the oppressive cisheteropatriarchal ignorance! Penis is a social construct and whoever get mad at me for napping at work, they're a far right nazi Trump supporter oppressive shitlord.

    • @jamesgrey13
      @jamesgrey13 7 лет назад +172

      I *clap* have *clap* no *clap* emojis *clap* and *clap* I *clap* must *clap* clap.

    • @rad4life1
      @rad4life1 7 лет назад +6

      Who cares?

    • @hamyell
      @hamyell 7 лет назад +87

      garchompdude everyone knows the penis is where we store all the energy we use to be racist after all

  • @soupbowl2906
    @soupbowl2906 7 лет назад +501

    Next feminist rant: THE NAP GAP women on average sleep 78 minutes to every 100 minutes a man sleeps.

    • @davefromaccounting5209
      @davefromaccounting5209 6 лет назад +22

      That honestly wouldn't be surprised

    • @danielstock8088
      @danielstock8088 5 лет назад +9

      This is funny, but I feel that this is going to be an unironic article soon

  • @rachelb398
    @rachelb398 6 лет назад +2209

    "let's not play in plastic bags, that's how we die" is literally the anthem of any pet owner

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 5 лет назад +61

      Me with my dumb cat

    • @jean-marcandjoshua-petsjournal
      @jean-marcandjoshua-petsjournal 5 лет назад +33

      Glad the bunny is ok.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 5 лет назад +56

      No, it is the cry of every fascist. How dare she decide for that creature what he is allowed to play with.

    • @BlueTyphoon2017
      @BlueTyphoon2017 5 лет назад +4

      @@DriscolDevil what??

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 5 лет назад +22

      Blue Typhoon2017 Do you not understand jokes? It could not be more obvious

  • @joshuam.4873
    @joshuam.4873 5 лет назад +901

    "Why would you think I would write about you?"
    *Proceeds to write about him
    Congratulations you played yourself

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 лет назад +323

    "Some men were leering"
    Yeah if I saw a person with their genitals literally exposed I'd probably look too, man or woman.

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 лет назад +31

      Right? WHO would actually willingly ignore that show? I swear even a-sexual people would stare!!! >_>

    • @penileshaftskin4363
      @penileshaftskin4363 5 лет назад +30

      @@KRAFTWERK2K6 as an asexual, can confirm

    • @water4204
      @water4204 5 лет назад +7

      They were waiting for the sex party

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 5 лет назад +15

      I'm a lesbian and I would've been staring like "What the actual fuck?"

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад +13

      @@khaotictrash And I'm betting the police would also have some things to say about it, considering indecent-exposure laws.

  • @zacharyloucks7697
    @zacharyloucks7697 7 лет назад +4742

    'am intact hymen' ~ Cosmopolitan

    • @missmayfair2716
      @missmayfair2716 7 лет назад +169

      Zachary Loucks "liking spots"

    • @SharklordZerato
      @SharklordZerato 7 лет назад +98

      Hymens don't even always break during sex. Nothing about whether or not it's intact would even help you understand if she has had sex, even if their grammar was correct. This shows how much research they actually put into their work

    • @missmayfair2716
      @missmayfair2716 7 лет назад +8

      Shadow Wolf ikr

    • @spacejam_ki2677
      @spacejam_ki2677 7 лет назад +47

      [I] am intact hymen

    • @MacabreAxe
      @MacabreAxe 7 лет назад +66

      Hi Intact Hymen, I'm Dad

  • @ginga2250
    @ginga2250 7 лет назад +160

    "What do you want to call gender parties, sex parties?" I fucking lost my shit lmao

  • @johnt.campbell316
    @johnt.campbell316 5 лет назад +1071

    ""It's okay for women to cat call me because I'm not specifically looking for *their* attention. If you're a man and you do it, SEXIST!!"
    LITERAL double- standard.

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 лет назад +45

      When women give you attention its not bad because you want men's attention but when they do pay attention you dislike it. Mkay

    • @gloriouscontent3538
      @gloriouscontent3538 4 года назад +8

      Just ignore them

    • @hepatitisf7495
      @hepatitisf7495 4 года назад +29

      Tucker Johnson but it’s used right here. It may be redundant, but it still works

    • @spicebag30
      @spicebag30 4 года назад +2

      Fukin in crypts /,,/

  • @AdzSONLINE
    @AdzSONLINE 7 лет назад +901

    Black female scientist?
    OOH BABY A TRIPLE

    • @kayefore7185
      @kayefore7185 7 лет назад +75

      Or as I like to call them... "Scientists".

    • @AdzSONLINE
      @AdzSONLINE 7 лет назад +15

      Kaye Fore Yeah it was a joke using the quote that's used frequently in memes

    • @un_cog9677
      @un_cog9677 7 лет назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @UnknownRayDar
      @UnknownRayDar 7 лет назад +3

      Kaye Fore grow some thicker skin

    • @human_entropy7958
      @human_entropy7958 7 лет назад +6

      World Walker I don’t get it a black female scientist is just a scientist.

  • @cervichthyoquine
    @cervichthyoquine 6 лет назад +1303

    "You can't be like *women should get nappy breaks at work* , and then also be like *m' wage gap* "

    • @elimark717
      @elimark717 5 лет назад +19

      I genuinely laughed so hard when she said that

    • @Snuzuk
      @Snuzuk 5 лет назад +42

      There was once an article that literally said ''Men should work less hours to close the wage gap.''. How does that make any sense at all?

    • @nyoot7270
      @nyoot7270 5 лет назад +1

      Snuzuk very smart yes?

    • @bipthekitten1449
      @bipthekitten1449 4 года назад +1

      666 likes? nice

    • @richardommundsen2417
      @richardommundsen2417 4 года назад +16

      Yeah, here's a RADICAL thought for ya Miss. If you need more sleep than men. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP EARLIER! It's not like us men spend that time promoting our careers and getting a leg up over you in the working world.
      We spend it playing video games in 1am, Jerking off til 2am and wallowing in shame at what we just jerked off to until 3 Am.

  • @NoShotTwoKill
    @NoShotTwoKill 6 лет назад +2110

    *Boss:*
    *“You‘re* *fired“*
    *Employer:*
    *“The* *New* *York* *Times“*

    • @ralphsilva
      @ralphsilva 6 лет назад +2

      That part was so damn funny! Haha

    • @Dimli_Gloinssohn
      @Dimli_Gloinssohn 6 лет назад +8

      EX-Employee ! xD

    • @Gruntman1234
      @Gruntman1234 6 лет назад +11

      *Boss:*
      *"Security."*

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 6 лет назад +5

      Frenchcore4Evur *PARKER YOU'RE FIRED*
      EDIT: *PARKER YOU'RE HIRED*

    • @nunu7797
      @nunu7797 6 лет назад +2

      Okay how has NO ONE pointed out that its employee not employer. employer would mean that witch employs. As in, the boss.
      EDIT: nevermind someone has

  • @SandraShani1
    @SandraShani1 6 лет назад +581

    6:00 She is pissed that men think they're important enough to be written about yet she ACTUALLY IS WRITING ABOUT THEM. This shit crazy lmao

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 6 лет назад +35

      Yeah, it was hypocrite-ception.
      Diagramming the problem with her logic will make anyone's head spin.
      She trolled people on Tinder to write for a Cosmo article...then when somebody caught on to her plan and called exactly what she was doing, she wrote an article to complain about somebody calling her out for doing exactly what she was doing in the first place...
      It made her look petty and childish.

    • @clouthead2279
      @clouthead2279 6 лет назад +1

      I was yelling at my phone when I saw that part lmao

    • @dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739
      @dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739 5 лет назад

      You noticed that slice of irony too hey?

  • @dontaejones7419
    @dontaejones7419 5 лет назад +868

    Reminder that Equalists are NOT people who believe in equal rights for all.
    They were the forgettable villains of the first season of Legend of Korra. And they will electrocute you and steal your bending.
    Play safe kids.

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 5 лет назад +34

      Niiiiiiiiiiiice.
      It is not as good as the last airbender, but, it's not, you know, a Chernobyl

    • @dontaejones7419
      @dontaejones7419 5 лет назад +50

      @@drewblencowe7457 It wouldn't be sudden, it's just the series didn't really establish any real animosity between benders and non benders before hand (nor did ATLA). Remember that the concept of the series was that an entire nation took over the world and the 100 year war was a notoriously Bender-centric war.
      It's understandable that the non-benders of Avatar may develop some kind of animosity towards benders since their entire lives are in their hands and the world revolves around them. The show just didn't really do enough with the concept and the Equalists (to me at least) suffer because of it.

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 5 лет назад +10

      I WAS THINKING OF LOK TOO

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @thecatapultdio4717
      @thecatapultdio4717 4 года назад +5

      This is the greatest comment I have seen all day

  • @hugoorchestralgenius5066
    @hugoorchestralgenius5066 7 лет назад +1496

    Bitch I have
    *D E N T A L*

    • @fatrown3
      @fatrown3 7 лет назад +20

      Bitch, the fact that you're proud of having dental is pathetic as fuck :p now if she had fire, flood, earthquake, and life insurance I would be at least mildly impressed. At least she is creating padding for her spawn to land on upon her likely early death from strutting around naked at night on a highway somewhere to see what would happen

    • @jimzawacki3041
      @jimzawacki3041 7 лет назад +3

      I get great D E N T A L at my job!

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior 7 лет назад +18

      more like
      Bitch I have
      DENIAL!
      Lol!

    • @awclark3
      @awclark3 7 лет назад +3

      Hugo: Orchestral Genius , Hell ! I have medical,vision, and dental, bitch! Lmao!

    • @Goldenheart_345
      @Goldenheart_345 7 лет назад +3

      "He doesn't think women are capable of exactly the same thing (and thb more) as men."
      Oh look, it's the funny one again!
      Also, that grammar is wonderfully shitty, reflecting perfectly the person's personality.

  • @sarien_aurelas
    @sarien_aurelas 7 лет назад +347

    "I'm a woman in her 20's."
    Silly June, being 14 isn't being in her 20's.

    • @theantcolony7928
      @theantcolony7928 7 лет назад +2

      Azanure rip

    • @hla0roo
      @hla0roo 7 лет назад +2

      Where is Shoe on this one? She knows it's more or less true...

    • @20thcenturyboy8
      @20thcenturyboy8 7 лет назад +1

      Yep she will always look cute

  • @hannah-fs5yb
    @hannah-fs5yb 6 лет назад +663

    shoe will never find THIS

  • @spiko-ou3bp
    @spiko-ou3bp 5 лет назад +905

    When feminists learn French:
    *wHy iS tHe SkIRt fEMiNinE?*

    • @imnothappywithyouson9249
      @imnothappywithyouson9249 5 лет назад +162

      When feminists learn German:
      *wHy iS GirL nEuTrAL?*

    • @SOIBand
      @SOIBand 5 лет назад +69

      @@imnothappywithyouson9249 because women are property... ouch...ooof.... just kidding over here btw

    • @zoeh.4421
      @zoeh.4421 5 лет назад +24

      @@imnothappywithyouson9249 thats a good question though 😂😂 I took some German in highschool and I gotta say it's an interesting language.

    • @thrownswordpommel7393
      @thrownswordpommel7393 4 года назад +32

      But why is the french word for "feminism" masculine ?

    • @Kyrgyz420
      @Kyrgyz420 4 года назад +19

      Feminists learning Arabic is worse, this is coming from an Arab,

  • @rody73
    @rody73 7 лет назад +259

    Can you IMAGINE walking into target and the cashier is sleeping dead ass on the floor and you just want to buy your stuff but the manager just tells you Oh that's Carol, she is a waman

    • @articlevftw8920
      @articlevftw8920 7 лет назад +9

      "But meh wage gap!"

    • @rad4life1
      @rad4life1 7 лет назад +25

      Blue boi I wouldnt even bother with the manager. Man or woman cashier, if you are sleeping when I go to check out, I am walking away with free shit! You snooze you lose!

    • @LieutenantSilver
      @LieutenantSilver 7 лет назад +2

      +Blue boi -- Sure I can. "Ooh, look, there's a door! Ciao, bambini..."

    • @liebefriedenworldwide8780
      @liebefriedenworldwide8780 7 лет назад

      yeah, I can and I would expect she is calling me a Rapist when I complain about it
      [*still working on my grammar skills ;)]
      everything is pretty much f-ed up these days

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 7 лет назад

      XD just scan your own shit and open and close the register and gtfo

  • @skippysandwich
    @skippysandwich 6 лет назад +3623

    "I like that you don't wear a lot of makeup."
    Actual translation: I like that you are confident and comfortable enough with yourself to not feel the need for makeup.
    "You order whiskey/beer? That's awesome."
    Actual translation: We can go to bars together and drink the same things. If I bring home alcohol I can bring the same thing for both of us.
    "It's cool that you like to watch sports."
    Actual translation: It's cool that we share a common interest.
    "You're not like other girls."
    Actual translation: You're different from the other girls I've known *(dear fuck its not that d e e p)*
    "It's cool that you're really into food."
    Actual translation: Refer back to the sports one
    "You're just like one of the guys!"
    Actual translation: You're like one of my friends, and that makes me feel comfortable around you.
    "You're so funny, most girls I know don't have good jokes!"
    Actual translation: You're the first genuinely funny girl I've met. It's not offensive in any way how the fUCK-
    and here's where I give up

  • @barumph
    @barumph 7 лет назад +497

    Let's not play in plastic bags, okay?
    *that's how we die*

    • @ZebraOnYourNose
      @ZebraOnYourNose 6 лет назад +42

      Ok Google, get me directions to the nearest plastic bag...

    • @zelfo312
      @zelfo312 6 лет назад +2

      I died XDDD

    • @zanehenderson8478
      @zanehenderson8478 6 лет назад +3

      OH MY GOD. Dude I was watching the video while I was reading the comments. And as i read this she said that and I'm high as fuck.

  • @a.j5763
    @a.j5763 5 лет назад +499

    Man: you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met
    Cosmo writer: ArE yOu TrYiNg To SaY tHaT wOmEn ArEnT eXpEcTeD tO bE bEaUtIfUl!!!

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 4 года назад +37

      Why I feel she's frustrated and single

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад +13

      @@donnamitsuki281 Because she's catering to an audience that is frustrated and single.

  • @sillylittlemonkey7130
    @sillylittlemonkey7130 6 лет назад +860

    Man: You look nice
    *Gets stabbed*
    Woman: You look nice
    Woman walking: Oh thank you
    E Q U A L I T Y

    • @kkwun4969
      @kkwun4969 6 лет назад

      ROFL

    • @mikal9904
      @mikal9904 6 лет назад +6

      Dullbaltic WHY IS THIS NOT PINNED AND FAVORITED!!

    • @dictatordolphin2791
      @dictatordolphin2791 6 лет назад

      Dullbaltic equality of opportunity not outcome

    • @OpticBeatz
      @OpticBeatz 6 лет назад

      Oh shit the fbi is here

    • @TheMrKeksLp
      @TheMrKeksLp 6 лет назад +1

      +HerpThatDerpSeal that's literally neither of them though

  • @BionicleSaurus
    @BionicleSaurus 7 лет назад +719

    Oh jesus christ they're stretching so far. That entire fucking article wouldn't exist if feminist women just took what men say at face value like a normal fucking human being, rather then over complicating the shit out of it. All this "read between the lines" and "what this really means" type stuff, like, uh, no. Just no. Just fucking listen to the words being said and understand what they literally mean. We (guys) aren't that fucking complicated, I mean I can't speak for all of us, but I personally say things that accurately reflect how I feel while also being easy for others to understand, There's no hidden meaning bullshit, like WTF.

    • @Blutteufel
      @Blutteufel 7 лет назад +106

      _"I can't speak for all of us"_ Said no feminist - ever.

    • @ohohothisrocks
      @ohohothisrocks 7 лет назад +21

      they treat men like women. So what do you expect?

    • @mattrenteria7951
      @mattrenteria7951 7 лет назад +107

      How to take care of a man and three easy steps
      1.Feed us
      2.Fuck us
      3Love us

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 7 лет назад +36

      Well... that's actually kind of the point of these articles. Basically they're like that friend EVERY woman has in her circle of friends that for some ungodly reason, all the friends go to her for relationship advice when she hasn't even had one last longer than two weeks, in the last FIVE YEARS because she sucks so much. Here's an idea, let's go to a mechanic for advice on heart surgery, he works with his hands, he's clearly qualified.
      Anyhow, they just want to get into the woman's head who's reading it to make her dissect and over analyze everything guys say to her, in an attempt to make them as miserable as they are. Putting the photos of these women who wrote the pieces is pretty fucking telling. In any case, it's also an advertising tactic. These women's magazines aren't just thrown together haphazardly, everything is carefully orchestrated in which to take the reader on an emotional rollercoaster.
      So that when she feels like shit because of something she's read, BOOM, advertisement to make her feel better. Not only does it end the emotional torment which causes her to imprint it and buy it later because she finds subconscious comfort when she sees it on the store shelf... there's also the aspirational aspect of seeing someone like Rihanna and knowing they'll never be as "hot" or famous as her, but then they turn the page and BAM, an ad for her make-up, Fenty. So then they reason that "I'll never be as hot and famous as Rihanna/Beyonce/Jenny Lopez/Kim Kardashian/etc etc etc, but if I wear their makeup/perfume/clothes brand/etc etc etc then I'll be a little closer to them than I'd be without it... and then life will be better."

    • @lodyloop5739
      @lodyloop5739 7 лет назад +1

      BionicleSaurus 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @emilyhanson96
    @emilyhanson96 7 лет назад +261

    That catcalling one got me so angry. Like, the only reason you're okay with WOMEN shouting compliments about your appearance at you on the street is because you assume they're not sexually INTERESTED in you.
    That's pretty heteronormative for someone who claims to be all for intersectionality, huh, Cosmo feminist?

    • @Alyson_The_Meta
      @Alyson_The_Meta 7 лет назад +7

      was thinking the same thing, but i was also thinking because of feminist now days, the men are too afraid to cat call.

    • @PurpleWolfer
      @PurpleWolfer 7 лет назад +1

      Emily Hanson
      👏

    • @Dave2807
      @Dave2807 7 лет назад +11

      Sorakeyblademaster37
      My thinking is it's because they know that in current year if they write an article on identity politics or faux feminism bullshit then awful publications like Cosmo will lap it up and publish them. They get exposure and money and repeat similar articles ad nauseam. The problem with that is that many people out there are easily lead idiots and read these junk articles and take it as gospel but these "journalists" don't give a wank about that because they make bank out of it.

    • @TransparentLabyrinth
      @TransparentLabyrinth 7 лет назад

      What I want to know is what neanderthals actually buy into these mindless drivel articles that are an insult to the profession of writing and an insult to the intelligence of anyone who dares to read them.

    • @liberallogic42
      @liberallogic42 7 лет назад +2

      TransparentLabyrinth some how the whole lie in general is what gets these people brainwashed. I find it awesome that women will shut down feminists. The last i time I had a woman make me a sandwich i paid over the counter over it.

  • @rosew5947
    @rosew5947 5 лет назад +194

    imagine walking into cosmo hq and everyone is just asleep

    • @SOIBand
      @SOIBand 5 лет назад +21

      Imagine a man entering the cosmos HQ. He better wears body armor and ear protection haha

    • @Jar0fTeeth
      @Jar0fTeeth 4 года назад +11

      Me: *steals all the snacks*

    • @Rolanskii
      @Rolanskii 2 года назад +3

      everyone being asleep at Cosmo would be the most productive they've ever been

  • @lanabane2715
    @lanabane2715 6 лет назад +305

    Anyone else suddenly burst into unexpected laughter when she gets her bunny and says "Let's not play in plastic bags, that's how we die!" The adorable bunny, and just her, the randomness made me laugh so suddenly I startled my cat on my lap. ^_^

    • @N12Gautam
      @N12Gautam 6 лет назад +5

      Lana Bane it’s like a little baby

  • @thesammo4499
    @thesammo4499 7 лет назад +302

    FETCH ME MY SNUGGIE, I MUST SLUMBER!!!

  • @veganmikey1
    @veganmikey1 7 лет назад +243

    *_I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME SNORE!!!_*

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 7 лет назад +2

      IKR lol!

    • @Amesang
      @Amesang 7 лет назад

      This honestly needs more upvotes…

    • @IcarusLP
      @IcarusLP 7 лет назад

      You're gonna hear me snoa a a a a or, snoa a a a a or, you're gonna hear me snooore

    • @nuxey7155
      @nuxey7155 6 лет назад

      Dr. Manhattan no

  • @nefarious6986
    @nefarious6986 4 года назад +81

    Cosmo: "men can't do shit without being sexist"
    Also Cosmo: "what piercing to get based on your star sign"

  • @thebrutusmars
    @thebrutusmars 6 лет назад +105

    “When they assume they’re IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE WRITTEN ABOUT”
    But
    Are you not
    Currently writing
    About them????

  • @koroconnell
    @koroconnell 6 лет назад +823

    Thank God June only posts once a month, cause otherwise I'd be binge-watching this constantly

    • @autumnautopsy
      @autumnautopsy 6 лет назад +36

      Kor O'Connell it doesn't stop me. I've watched many of her videos like... 50 times? I binge-watch all of her videos at least once every week. Saying it out loud I'm just realizing I might have a problem.

    • @charliemilroy6497
      @charliemilroy6497 6 лет назад +24

      Kor O'Connell she'd post more often, but you know, mental labour

    • @ivario
      @ivario 6 лет назад +1

      Brushing up on funny investigative journalism? What's wrong with that?

    • @JRayPG
      @JRayPG 6 лет назад +3

      I don’t binge watch her, but I do binge listen to her while I work night shift.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 6 лет назад

      Autumn Autopsy Wait... that's not normal?

  • @Zeum
    @Zeum 6 лет назад +728

    👏how👏are👏you👏an👏actual👏hired👏writer👏

    • @whatisanrwooosh8964
      @whatisanrwooosh8964 5 лет назад +8

      👏WHY👏HAS👏NO👏ONE👏REPLIED👏

    • @gingerbreadman7729
      @gingerbreadman7729 5 лет назад +3

      Read this the actual moment I heard it

    • @the_real_lego_commander_co6685
      @the_real_lego_commander_co6685 5 лет назад +1

      Its👏🏻because👏🏻she👏🏻talks👏🏻about👏🏻sexism👏🏻

    • @juliogonzalez959
      @juliogonzalez959 5 лет назад +1

      AM*👏🏽

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад

      I cannot take seriously any sentence with those emojis anymore. This is not an insult to your specific comment; I've just seen it too much previously.

  • @LeFabricator
    @LeFabricator 4 года назад +111

    6:07 "guys automatically assume they're important enough to be written about", she says while writing about the guys she spoke to on tinder.... wait what ?

    • @matthiasschulz3569
      @matthiasschulz3569 12 дней назад

      "Just because your assumptions were correct doesn't mean you were justified in making those assumptions!"

  • @Ginoitaliano
    @Ginoitaliano 7 лет назад +163

    Man "You don't wear make-up, you drink beer and watch sport? Oh, you're not like other women"
    Cosmo Author "WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN!?!?"

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 7 лет назад +3

      Why do you ASSUME women DON'T do those things? And why do you think it's BAD when most women you meet DON'T do those things?
      If it's this much effort to find bad in men's words I can understand how political lesbianism became a thing.

    • @Hoegg8
      @Hoegg8 7 лет назад +5

      comicconcarne your first question acknowledges that most women don't do those things, so we agree there, and your second question is just fucking stupid. There is a difference between liking when you have something in common and hating everyone who doesn't do those things.

  • @jasminev5103
    @jasminev5103 7 лет назад +388

    *_JANUARY 29TH IS LEAP YEAR_*
    -shoe0nhead

    • @katrinal353
      @katrinal353 7 лет назад +1

      More like, leap month, amirite?! lol

    • @dalmationblack
      @dalmationblack 7 лет назад +3

      I got caught up on that for like several minutes

    • @zanthor5422
      @zanthor5422 7 лет назад +1

      I _knew_ that sounded wrong, but I didn't care enough to go back and listen again.

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 7 лет назад +1

      j d o g e e e January 29th is also my birthday -_-

  • @ChuuliXilla
    @ChuuliXilla 7 лет назад +1558

    MAYBE
    HE JUST
    LIKES
    THAT YOU
    LIKE
    *_B E E R_*

    • @bluefungi
      @bluefungi 6 лет назад +12

      Vabzuycin *weed

    • @Starmar
      @Starmar 6 лет назад +5

      7:25

    • @_mvr_
      @_mvr_ 6 лет назад +11

      i'd buy a shirt with this on it SH0E make this happen so we can oppress you with money for tees

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 6 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/nPtMHSYtPc4/видео.html

    • @baas8888
      @baas8888 6 лет назад

      Problem. Beer in North America is basically water :3

  • @Katerationopia
    @Katerationopia 5 лет назад +260

    Holy shit...I never thought I would find another person with THIS MUCH common sense, but you actually exist! I’ve never been so entertained, amused and full of joy at seeing someone roast outrage culture. Bless you!

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 лет назад +18

      The internet makes you think they're in single digits or something

    • @YK36Deadezio
      @YK36Deadezio 2 года назад

      Im french.... and the french language is sexist, patriarcal, racist and transphobic for feminism and co.... isn’t a Joke.

  • @Arai503
    @Arai503 7 лет назад +154

    "You just seem really wholesome." Has never been said to that writer ever.

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 7 лет назад +4

      NachoCheese Yes it has. She would make a wholesome meal, I mean quite literally, in the event of an apocalypse, her body and the fat contained within could feed a family for a month.

    • @beatricewaide8108
      @beatricewaide8108 7 лет назад

      Also I've never associated wholesome with virgin. I thought it usually referred to someone who is down to earth and chill. Then again, I'm sure that's sexist to expect women to be "docile" because this author would 10's across the board for her mental gymnastics

    • @metalmog3420
      @metalmog3420 7 лет назад +1

      I don't think any of these compliments have been said to her.....or any compliments for that matter...

  • @rafazafar82
    @rafazafar82 7 лет назад +26

    "I don't understand this. This is like diving into the dumpster and then complaining that garbage smells." -- The Woman Reviewing Cosmo

  • @MarcieParcie
    @MarcieParcie 7 лет назад +420

    Hey yo I am a cis white straight male, I don't have a job and my degree is useless, I spend most of my time playing video games or cleaning the house.
    Where can I cash in my privilege points for a woman to do all the cleaning?

    • @williamdegener
      @williamdegener 7 лет назад

      90 day fiance maybe.......

    • @xzilinov
      @xzilinov 7 лет назад +1

      at your local Privilege ATM

    • @m.f_arcknessforkids9299
      @m.f_arcknessforkids9299 7 лет назад

      Edgy Atheist what the fuck is cis ,....😂😂😂😂

    • @spacejam_ki2677
      @spacejam_ki2677 7 лет назад +7

      M.F _arckness for kids cis is a word transgender people and feminists use on normal people to make themselves feel better

    • @ScrappyXFL
      @ScrappyXFL 7 лет назад +1

      cis means normal

  • @drunkcatphil9911
    @drunkcatphil9911 5 лет назад +39

    Understanding men’s thinking-Ockham’s razor
    Understanding Cosmo writer-Olympic level mental gymnastics

  • @Alejandro-td2jk
    @Alejandro-td2jk 7 лет назад +188

    m a n e y e s

  • @22grimdark
    @22grimdark 7 лет назад +203

    * when the article about sleep deprivation hits * Oh sweet jesus fucking end my existence now. please kill me. stop my existence.

    • @PurpleWolfer
      @PurpleWolfer 7 лет назад +1

      TranquilFace YT
      I read your comment as soon as it got to that part XD

    • @davidren7050
      @davidren7050 6 лет назад +2

      *Women should be allowed to nap at work*
      *7 7 C E N T S*

  • @Onlytheroadandi
    @Onlytheroadandi 7 лет назад +452

    Good Lord. Cosmopolitan is awful.
    But of course they'd bash a black, female scientists. Unlike the writers of Cosmopolitan, Miss USA is actually contributing to society.

    • @ratio1037
      @ratio1037 7 лет назад +18

      burned

    • @213213yoyo
      @213213yoyo 7 лет назад +1

      It's hardly contributing. John Oliver did a good take on Miss USA

    • @locusarete3499
      @locusarete3499 7 лет назад +4

      213213yoyo "John Oliver did a good"

    • @loganmiller7827
      @loganmiller7827 7 лет назад +1

      A black female scientistS? Agree with your comment by the way

    • @213213yoyo
      @213213yoyo 7 лет назад

      +locusarete I think he's alright

  • @SavEdge1
    @SavEdge1 4 года назад +24

    "Oh the mental labor. Fetch me my snuggie!"
    You are killing it girl.

  • @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel
    @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel 7 лет назад +187

    Fuck this will be an amazing series
    Can't wait

  • @fionaglenanne8082
    @fionaglenanne8082 7 лет назад +66

    and sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog. no, it's not a phallic symbol. it's some meat(and stuff) made into a logical shape to put on a bun and eat with whatever toppings you enjoy.
    do they seriously have this much time on their hands? no wonder they need naps.

  • @nolan2820
    @nolan2820 7 лет назад +182

    Your sarcasm when it comes to this kind of stuff is awesome. 👍🏻

    • @stephenc9936
      @stephenc9936 7 лет назад +1

      That's sexist. You're just assuming that all girls can't be sarcastic at all, and you are surprised that she is actually being sarcastic in this video. ;).

    • @ablebaker8664
      @ablebaker8664 7 лет назад

      Jokerstick
      Stop appropriating her sarcasm.

    • @PlatinumRatio
      @PlatinumRatio 7 лет назад

      go as far as 'sexy' I'm saying

  • @theyoutubeidiot6203
    @theyoutubeidiot6203 5 лет назад +86

    “FETCH ME MY SNUGGIE I MUST SLUMBER!!!” Best quote ever

    • @thomasraymond7912
      @thomasraymond7912 4 года назад +6

      Was scrolling, and saw this comment right as she said it, loved the timing.

  • @MonsterHunter-fk2lb
    @MonsterHunter-fk2lb 6 лет назад +363

    Cosmo: Ten reasons not to date a feminist

    • @Fullyautomagic
      @Fullyautomagic 5 лет назад +10

      Monster Hunter5000 I only need one

    • @Dchs_mvb
      @Dchs_mvb 5 лет назад +13

      Ten reasons not to talk to a feminist AT ALL THEY WILL KILL YOU

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 4 года назад +4

      What, one wasn't enough?

    • @pixelpudding3914
      @pixelpudding3914 4 года назад +6

      1. Duh
      2.
      3.
      4.
      5.
      6.
      7.
      8.
      9.
      10.

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 7 лет назад +44

    "I like how you don't wear much makeup" = "I like your face and that you like your face"

  • @6oodfella
    @6oodfella 7 лет назад +398

    7:38 "Girls can't enjoy spots"

    • @thechimera5988
      @thechimera5988 7 лет назад +7

      That was driving me crazy, good lord

    • @Ounouh
      @Ounouh 7 лет назад +18

      Haha. Yea. No-one is proofreading the shit she types. I doubt they even have editors in chief. One just has to wonder how much are they getting paid per article. Making those up shouldn't take long since it doesn't even need to base in reality. Just make shit up.
      "10 reasons why cake is sexist". If I imagine hard enough I'm sure I could come up with 10 reasons.

    • @Mebe_Chloe
      @Mebe_Chloe 7 лет назад +4

      I LOVE SPOTS!!!

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC 7 лет назад +6

      ESTREEM SPOOOOOOOTS

    • @articlevftw8920
      @articlevftw8920 7 лет назад +3

      More proof that these so called "professional writers" are anything but. I mean Grammarly much?

  • @skinnylegend4516
    @skinnylegend4516 4 года назад +51

    imagine: "youre like every other girl"
    "OmG yOuRe aSsUmInG aLL gIRlS aRe aLwAyS tHe sAmE"

  • @chelsearuger1796
    @chelsearuger1796 7 лет назад +126

    I love how she tries to convey that guys are putting down women when literally 80% of women are the problem with putting other ladies down. I had a grown woman in the mall call me a "fat bitch" because I bought the shirt she was planning on buying. Fuckin women, man.

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 7 лет назад +4

      exactly, its wemen who are actually the ones doing it the most.

    • @Baeraad
      @Baeraad 7 лет назад +16

      No no no, that's internalised misogyny imposed on them by patriarchal brainwashing so it's still the men's fault!!!
      ... but seriously, I've noticed that too. Men are rougher on other men than they are on women. Women are rougher on other women than they are on men. I guess it's easier to be mean to someone when your brain isn't telling you that you're supposed to reproduce with them?

    • @italia689
      @italia689 7 лет назад

      Damn right

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 7 лет назад +1

      Daniel Björkman nope, wemen are worse people in general, traditionalism and feminism has done that. as to say flawed and warped ideolgies as wemen are N.A.B.E. (Not.All.Born.Evil.) i am going to shot a false god now, with my staff-wepon. #FreeJaffa. XD

    • @kayefore7185
      @kayefore7185 7 лет назад +4

      An ex, in the time I was going out with her, got called a "bitch" or similar on multiple occasions by other women who didn't know her on account, I reasonably assume, of her being thin, pretty and wearing the higher end of brand name clothing. Men, never.

  • @annelisewilliams03
    @annelisewilliams03 6 лет назад +364

    My mom was telling me about how when she was 25 she was on a Cosmo magazine. And I just said
    I'm so sorry

  • @seventhangel222
    @seventhangel222 6 лет назад +84

    When the picture started turning at the moment she said “maybe he just likes that you like beer,” I cried laughing 😂😂

  • @bradleydepatie89
    @bradleydepatie89 5 лет назад +44

    I would fire anyone sleeping while I'm paying their wage regardless of gender.

    • @johnben93
      @johnben93 4 года назад +6

      But, muh wage gap!

    • @couchpotatoe91
      @couchpotatoe91 4 года назад +5

      Found the equalist! Haul over the cross, guys!

  • @Bal_Naath
    @Bal_Naath 7 лет назад +168

    FETCH ME MY SNUGGIE I MUST SLUMBER

    • @ruzhongx.5227
      @ruzhongx.5227 7 лет назад +2

      We now know what June says when she's the dominant lol.

    • @xzero01501
      @xzero01501 7 лет назад

      Just gonna add this to the bank of 'evidence June and Greg have a ddlg relationship'

  • @thedarkmaster4747
    @thedarkmaster4747 7 лет назад +26

    09:39 *that moment when a wrong word gives you an undeniable urge to manually correct digital text* the eye twitch finds us all each, in our own places...

  • @charliesanchez7172
    @charliesanchez7172 5 лет назад +238

    “Fetch me my Snuggie I must slumber.”
    Shoe - 2017

  • @kylemagno1445
    @kylemagno1445 5 лет назад +515

    Are you a feminist?
    No, I'm a decent human being

    • @Shadynastys
      @Shadynastys 4 года назад +11

      @Mr Potato the idea behind communism is shit to

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 4 года назад

      M A X I M U M E D G E

    • @karou6969
      @karou6969 3 года назад +3

      @@Shadynastys - the idea of capitalism might look good in a fantasy world, but in the real one, it's also shit. shittier than communism, if you may. at least everyone was poor in communism! now we're either starving or have too much money and don't bother helping others.

    • @AStangeSoup
      @AStangeSoup 3 года назад +7

      Am I a feminist? No, I don't harass 50% of the population because of something nature chose for them before they were even born.

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 3 года назад +1

      @@karou6969 I’d rather some have money than none at the very least you can get a few well off people doing charity

  • @melodyborg6164
    @melodyborg6164 7 лет назад +151

    This is the one thing I hate most about modern pop feminism. It's all based on negativity and self victimisation. Instead of being happy that Miss USA is a scientist, we're angry because she said she's not a feminist! I don't understand how someone can champion "women are independent, powerful badasses" and in the same breath say "but women need naps at work, men don't."
    They can't seem to decide if we're powerful Amazonian goddesses or children that need our every whim catered to. Way to trivialise real issues to the point where they lose all meaning, Cosmo! (And buzzfeed and everywhere else that capitalises on this nonsense)

    • @dromalloma2651
      @dromalloma2651 7 лет назад +9

      Melody Borg I have this weird, conspiracy theory that magazines like Cosmo and like-minded media (the people behind 'em, at least) want a woman to be like, the perfect victim or something. Angry enough to go to rallies but not intelligent enough to protect herself from the real dangers of the world. So she'll always be bitter and vengeful. Kind of depressing to think about. :(

    • @rad4life1
      @rad4life1 7 лет назад +5

      Melody Borg Heros mocked and cowards praised. Tis what we made of ourselves.

    • @Blutteufel
      @Blutteufel 7 лет назад +5

      Melody Borg I know, right? It's like Emma Watson's juvenile, mindless UN speech in which she claims that women are all 'strong and independent and shit' and then two sentences later literally begs for basically all men to 'help' women. Fucking simple-minded toddler....

    • @oak7984
      @oak7984 7 лет назад +10

      Well put Melody! I would include the hatred of men unless negativity was covering that. They also champion that women are independent but many who divorce want alimony or government assistance, how is this independence? I think it's just stroking their ego's to be honest.
      I've also noticed that they try to portray women as Goddesses but truth be told, when shit hits the fan where are they? They're either on their knees begging for a man to save them or on their knees begging god to get them out of the mess they created through making bad choices. Now I'm not say all women are like this, clearly they are not. I'm just merely saying that both men and women are human, make bad choices from time to time, and most definately are not gods.
      It also doesn't help that actresses in Hollywood are pushing this garbage. Jennifer Lawrence still pushing the myth of a Wage Gap even though it's been debunked by both men and women, and Gal Gadot saying that Wonder Woman was definately a Feminist only to have the director saying that no she wasn't, and she too was not one. She was quoted as saying, "I'm not a female director, I'm a director that just so happens to be female." This statement made my month when it came out!

    • @maocharlisme
      @maocharlisme 7 лет назад

      Precisely this. Thank you Melody!

  • @randomchicken01
    @randomchicken01 7 лет назад +64

    That's so funny ahahahahahah she's just casually quoting Rachel Green (about as angrily as possible already) and then they guy says some extremely intelligent stuff in response and BAM she's salty, fuck me that just sums it up doesn't it?

  • @Pressondude
    @Pressondude 7 лет назад +87

    As dude averaging 1 Tinder match (the word you were looking for was "match") every like 2 weeks, and they're always people just trolling, I really appreciate you validating my feelings on this being kind of mean

    • @CptKirby
      @CptKirby 7 лет назад +3

      I just get ignored......or it's a bot.

    • @Pressondude
      @Pressondude 7 лет назад +1

      I wasn't counting those. I get one of those a day

    • @DakStoSha
      @DakStoSha 7 лет назад

      I feel your pain my dude

    • @theburningffkawaii
      @theburningffkawaii 7 лет назад

      I actually feel genuinely bad for you guys. It's hard on the field, trying to find someone worth your while and every time you get excited or you think this might be it but it ends up being not so good or someone that was just screwing with you. That's the worst feeling, I get it. HANG IN THERE GUYS!

  • @darrisx8146
    @darrisx8146 4 года назад +38

    "1930s, before the Nazis were even a thing"
    Uh... might want to double check that lol

    • @120gerruhepuls
      @120gerruhepuls 3 года назад +7

      In 1933 Hitler was announced Canceller but his world wide influence wasn't that big at that time. it was to early for him to do this change in the complete western civilization and he never had such a big influence on America and Brittan, to make a cultural change

    • @davidreez6631
      @davidreez6631 3 года назад +1

      @@120gerruhepuls he started the war in 39 which is still 30s as I see it.
      I think the start of a world war can count as influence

    • @paavoilves5416
      @paavoilves5416 4 месяца назад

      @@120gerruhepuls Yeah but Hitler switched away from communism in early 1920's and started building the national socialist party. Though they did take the 20's to build support.

  • @spacejam_ki2677
    @spacejam_ki2677 7 лет назад +419

    This woman has violated my rights by disagreeing with my shitty opinion REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @FabioniMacaroni
      @FabioniMacaroni 7 лет назад +1

      Only one top comment per video, thank you in advance.

  • @ciddyvicious6889
    @ciddyvicious6889 7 лет назад +186

    Literally nothing greater than being a STEM major that identifies as an egalitarian. I've lost track of how many times I've had feminists "REEEEE" at me with the rhetoric "How are you supposed to inspire young girls to join STEM fields?" Because, you know, if you're not a feminist, you're totally incapable of encouraging little girls to follow their dreams.

    • @zabacinjsh
      @zabacinjsh 7 лет назад +11

      Judge Judy said something about her gender not holding her back as well and the feminists just could not compute and started to try to tell her that she is a feminist even went after her and all... oh man ... western society will collapse soon and these type of retards will be at fault

    • @SolEmeralds18
      @SolEmeralds18 7 лет назад +16

      Oh man I love the reactions I get for being a stem major, and black, and a woman, and a lesbian, (with autism) yet I say I'm not a feminist. The unified reees and the social shunning is worth it since it my senior year in high school.
      It's easier to be my identity than it is to be merely conservative.

    • @beatricewaide8108
      @beatricewaide8108 7 лет назад +2

      Ciddy Vicious you know because feminists are doing such a great job by making pink globes and science sets.

    • @Parelf
      @Parelf 7 лет назад +4

      i.imgur.com/zrVBZrL.jpg

    • @katrinal353
      @katrinal353 7 лет назад +3

      STEM egalitarians unite! Fortunately, where I live I don't have to deal with "feminists" because nobody cares. lol

  • @carsickjoker9485
    @carsickjoker9485 6 лет назад +52

    “GO TO BED 20 MINUTES EARLY REBECCA”
    I feel attacked damn

  • @sock4life95
    @sock4life95 5 лет назад +110

    may we talk about the fact June said "is it January 29th cause that leap" when it's actually on February 29th

    • @Alex-rh8mr
      @Alex-rh8mr 4 года назад +7

      I’m late to this vid but I was looking for this in the comments, how does this not have more likes😂

    • @krenzzie7290
      @krenzzie7290 4 года назад +9

      Welcome to Shoe0nHead

    • @imperialdebauchery5988
      @imperialdebauchery5988 3 года назад +4

      Must be that time of the month.

  • @nathanb1642
    @nathanb1642 6 лет назад +125

    Is it January 29th yet because that FuCKiNG LeAP
    -Shoe
    Why yes, it is actually.

    • @michaeldenniss1588
      @michaeldenniss1588 5 лет назад +34

      It annoys me that it should be February 29th

    • @udreams_9532
      @udreams_9532 5 лет назад

      @@michaeldenniss1588 your existing is *sexist*

  • @HYBRIDVICTOR
    @HYBRIDVICTOR 7 лет назад +159

    Did cosmo actually admit that a mans brain and a womans brain is different?

    • @AriaIsara
      @AriaIsara 7 лет назад +36

      It's different when it gives an advantage to women and it's not different otherwise... lol

    • @collinhake5507
      @collinhake5507 7 лет назад +31

      It's amazing how often they contradict themselves with the gender/sex shit and never realize. It's so cringy and sad from the outside.

    • @dromalloma2651
      @dromalloma2651 7 лет назад +3

      Whoopsies!

    • @rainbowboy6922
      @rainbowboy6922 7 лет назад +8

      The basic feminist work around for that is that the brains are different, but it's because of social influence, not biology.

    • @riverdawn2668
      @riverdawn2668 7 лет назад

      I thought the same thing hahaha

  • @andreamarini4465
    @andreamarini4465 7 лет назад +124

    Shoe, dear, it's ok not to claim you are doing a series. WE ALL KNOW WE'LL NEVER SEE AN EPISODE 2.

  • @ΧρήστοςΒασιλείου-ψ7δ

    In conclusion: "It's ok when we do it"

    • @thewildcard600
      @thewildcard600 4 года назад +8

      modern feminism in a nutshell

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад

      Judging by your username you think highly of yourself, am I correct?

    • @ΧρήστοςΒασιλείου-ψ7δ
      @ΧρήστοςΒασιλείου-ψ7δ 3 года назад +4

      @@charliekahn4205 ... Uumm my username contains letters of the greek alphabet because, well.. I'm from greece. I dont know why that indicates that I think highly of myself. But, my views on feminism have slightly changed since then, so this comment of mine isnt that accurate anymore.

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад

      @@ΧρήστοςΒασιλείου-ψ7δ thought it said Christ Emperor

    • @ΧρήστοςΒασιλείου-ψ7δ
      @ΧρήστοςΒασιλείου-ψ7δ 3 года назад +5

      @@charliekahn4205 today's greek lesson: (I get where the confusion comes, the words are similar)
      Χριστός = Christ
      Χρήστος = generic greek first name
      Βασιλείου = Generic greek last name
      Βασιλιάς = Emperor
      So yeah my username is my name lol. I dont think of myself as a christ emperor.

  • @lordweebus4367
    @lordweebus4367 7 лет назад +62

    All of my friends are male, but hey, they aren't sexist, because they're assholes and insult me on a daily basis. But my boyfriend, I have to break up with that fucker, he compliments me all the time and it's absolutely disgusting. That's what feminism tells me at least.

  • @Levikarose79
    @Levikarose79 7 лет назад +19

    While working retail about 15 years ago I noticed that every month, under the block Cosmopolitan letters, was the word "sex." It irked me even then to see how the magazine was manipulating people and although I was no avid reader I made sure to never ever ever buy this magazine. I'm SO glad you're tackling these supershits, especially since they've developed such contempt for just about everything a men do or say.

  • @kisamehoshigaki09
    @kisamehoshigaki09 6 лет назад +32

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink#History,_art_and_fashion
    Quote: 'Pink was not a common color in the fashion of the Middle Ages; nobles usually preferred brighter reds, such as crimson. However, it did appear in women's fashion, and in religious art.'
    WOMENS FASHION. MIDDLE AGES.
    QUOTE: In the high Renaissance painting the Madonna of the Pinks by Raphael, the Christ child is presenting a pink flower to the Virgin Mary. The pink was a symbol of marriage, showing a spiritual marriage between the mother and child.'
    MOTHERHOOD. RENAISSANCE.

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 4 года назад +32

    Feminist: "I am a woman, thus I must nap"
    Any Sane Person: "Why don't you go to sleep earlier?"
    Feminist: "HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @tesstickle7960
    @tesstickle7960 7 лет назад +327

    13:29 made me so fucking mad because my Dad does pretty much everything for everyone in our house because my Mom works for more hours than him! He's always the one making dinner, packing lunches, scheduling appointments, and all of that! He isn't the least bit "womanly" at all and he probably gets the least sleep out of everyone in the family! Don't go assuming how people's family dynamics work!

    • @NickaLah
      @NickaLah 7 лет назад +13

      Lizzie's World Anyone in their 20s or younger is too young to understand how new this is, though. Dads doing the work mothers used to only do wasn't even a discussion until movies came out making fun of stay at home dads in the 80s and 90s. The concept is on par with transgender issues as far as how new it is to the general public.

    • @RageShroud
      @RageShroud 7 лет назад +12

      I work and do the cleaning while my wife lays around... I am the bitch :(

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 7 лет назад +5

      Lizzie's World love your comment

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 7 лет назад +1

      Cari Bitch STFU! My Mother raised me by herself and she did both the career AND all that other stuff!
      No one helped her! And I was born back in 1979! It's not that new of an idea to flip those rolls.

    • @RageShroud
      @RageShroud 7 лет назад +5

      mdredheadguy1979 no no that's not the same thing. Today there is a flip of gender roles and its ok. Back in mine and your time single moms were commonly worthless woman who liked to have multiple husbands and kids with all of them.

  • @missmayfair2716
    @missmayfair2716 6 лет назад +584

    Is it January 29th yet because that FuCKiNG LeAP
    -Shoe

  • @lola_dash788
    @lola_dash788 6 лет назад +60

    Again, feminists need to STOP speaking for me & telling men what ii need/want. ii actually like when my bf tells me he thinks I’m pretty without makeup or when he offers to pay on a date or open my car door. So stop telling men they’re fucked up if they do these things.

    • @amplefate1838
      @amplefate1838 6 лет назад +9

      I haven't had to deal with relationship things, so if a woman isn't behaving politely then I won't behave like a gentleman. I hate how it's just expected that all men have to behave like the woman is a queen and don't get treated back the same, but that doesn't happen often.

    • @corsaircarl9582
      @corsaircarl9582 6 лет назад +2

      No, you're supposed to be insulted and like it! :P

    • @V3n0mCa7na63
      @V3n0mCa7na63 6 лет назад +3

      These articles are clearly mostly written by spinsters who are frustrated that they never got married and their ovaries dried up, they like to put their faults on others mainly the reason why they are single and alone.
      I don’t cat call but when I’m talking to a girl I’m attracted to I will make her know that I find her attractive, and that I acknowledge our common interests while being respectful and kind. Isn’t that how courtship works? I can’t wait for these spinsters trigger themselves into oblivion then we can get on with our lives.

    • @lola_dash788
      @lola_dash788 6 лет назад +3

      Eddie M lmao yea I completely agree. I can’t wait for this whole SJW/feminists/easily offended/“let’s whine about how oppressed we are” bullshit isn’t trendy anymore. It’s kinda funny though that feminists claim they want equal respect and don’t want men speaking for them yet ironically they’re trying to speak for all women, even those who disagree, by trying to tell me how I should think and act lol. Like what?! I just hope men don’t take what these whack jobs say seriously. Like how the fuck else are you supposed to date and be in relationships without having had first expressed interest in the person? Their whole mentality is just so insane lol.

    • @lola_dash788
      @lola_dash788 6 лет назад +1

      Justin Szajkovics yea, I definitely agree with that. It has to go both ways. I can’t stand seeing girls who treat their boyfriends like shit while they bend over backwards for the girl. Taking turns Paying for each other, taking turns driving, compliments, little surprises/doing nice things, etc should be done on both sides. But on the flip side of that, I def think it’s absolutely ridiculous that feminists find it offensive, misogynistic, & “sexually harassment” when men give compliments or offer to pay on the first date or whatever. It’s called being polite lol. When a guy says “can I take you out to dinner?” It’s like they hear instead “I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU, WOMAN. I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU AND AM BETTER THAN YOU SO I WILL PAY FOR YOUR MEAL BECAUSE I PITY YOU AND NOW IN EXCHANGE YOU OWE ME A BLOWJOB YOU INFERIOR SLUT.” 😂

  • @hypstercharizard9579
    @hypstercharizard9579 5 лет назад +30

    "Oh baby we're gonna have fun with this one!"
    Me: *instantly wants it on a t-shirt*

  • @migs990
    @migs990 7 лет назад +138

    "ep.1"
    yes..moRE

  • @jarethanson8775
    @jarethanson8775 7 лет назад +53

    So she berates guys for "thinking they're important enough to be written about" but then actually writes about them

    • @athomicritics
      @athomicritics 7 лет назад +6

      Jaret Hanson shhh..dont think about it trying to understand their mental gymnastic they do to have their logic will just hurt your brain , only a amazingly stupid brain can comprehend them

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 7 лет назад +2

      Irony levels where so high, they came back round to being unironic.

    • @SightUnseen555
      @SightUnseen555 7 лет назад +3

      Correction: she berates guys for thinking they're important enough to be written about WHILE writing about them and DURING an experiment that was entirely designed to find men having reactions that they thought were sexist SO THAT SHE COULD WRITE ABOUT THEM.

  • @Spudcore
    @Spudcore 7 лет назад +35

    So, the woman who loved being catcalled by other women, have you considered you might be a raging lezzer? Just a thought.

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 3 года назад +7

    “Miss USA thinks feminists hate men, we feminists do not hate men!”
    (10 seconds later)
    “Why not indulge in some good old fashion man hating?”

    • @matthiasschulz3569
      @matthiasschulz3569 12 дней назад

      "I'm not a feminist, because I don't hate men!" - "Booooooh, why do you sprrad those misconceptions?"
      "I'm a feminist, and I hate men!" - "Yaaaassss, you GO girl!"

  • @Kabetchett
    @Kabetchett 7 лет назад +51

    I had a former friend get so pissy when I said I prefer the term "egalitarian" over "feminist" for myself. Hooooooohhhh boy, the biast articles I was sent over "why Egalitarianism is bullshit/not enough" was laughable, and said that she considered herself a feminist for 2 years. Thing is, I used to be a frequent Tumblr user who called themselves a feminist in 2013, until early 2015.
    And she then said, "stop arguing with me and harassing me." -_-

    • @marycoffelt3041
      @marycoffelt3041 7 лет назад +7

      Ka'rehd The Blue well she sounds too far gone. I swear feminism is starting to become a cult. The people who are apart of it won't even have a conversation or anything. I'm egalitarian and I'll gladly support feminist causes that I find to be actually focussed on equality. I just am not apart of the social feminist cliche. I'm more concerned with actually helping people

    • @collinhake5507
      @collinhake5507 7 лет назад +5

      These people always resort to the "harassing" card. It's pitiful.

    • @Kabetchett
      @Kabetchett 7 лет назад

      Cuddle Buns I agree with your statement over it be a cult... I find it so sad. :(

    • @Kabetchett
      @Kabetchett 7 лет назад

      Collin Hake Seriously... It's ridiculous.

  • @rickyslick586
    @rickyslick586 7 лет назад +51

    "Dear bosses, let women sleep at work" lol wtf is this bullshit ive lost the will to live somebody end me

  • @dabtasticcharizard9817
    @dabtasticcharizard9817 6 лет назад +71

    I work for cosmopolitan. I HavE dENtaL

  • @borisgalanovthekgbagent6393
    @borisgalanovthekgbagent6393 5 лет назад +27

    "Oh no! a *Strange flying man* cant come in to my house and kidnap my children!"
    Shoe0nHead 2017

  • @KaiMarcad
    @KaiMarcad 7 лет назад +98

    Women complimenting = just compliments but men complimenting = sexism. That's it, I'm done with this.

    • @JuanJose-fw1eg
      @JuanJose-fw1eg 7 лет назад +5

      I don't know, the way she said it makes it seem like she thinks those girls' compliments are not caused by attraction, so basically she accepts those compliments because they supposedly come from people who don't want to get in her pants...... assuming they're not lesbians, anyway that girl is crazy af

    • @tylerbrown3135
      @tylerbrown3135 7 лет назад

      Phụ nữ cưỡng hiếp con trai what is wrong with you, I see you in other videos

  • @anyan2002
    @anyan2002 7 лет назад +34

    7:40 "The incorrect assumption that girls can't enjoy *SPOTS* is so dumb"
    Too triggered to proofread lmao

  • @LordBalmung1
    @LordBalmung1 7 лет назад +70

    09:24 January 29th
    I think you meant February fam

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  7 лет назад +39

      THIS MAKES IT EVEN WORSE.

    • @liverloop123
      @liverloop123 7 лет назад +1

      Also Peter Pan was *boy* who wouldn't grow up, not a man. I thought everyone knew this?

    • @liverloop123
      @liverloop123 7 лет назад

      ProtoCoaxke Having been tortured by my sister into watching Hook hundreds of times. I can tell you with authority that Robin's Peter Pan was the *boy* Peter Pan but left, grew up and returned to Neverland to save his kids *as an adult* .
      Then the lost boys made him remember being the *boy* Peter Pan.
      It was a major plot line.

  • @Narmatonia
    @Narmatonia 4 года назад +3

    5:55 "Haha you think you're important enough to write about" She says writing about them

  • @johnsmith3085
    @johnsmith3085 7 лет назад +30

    Gotta love when magazines make normative statements about what people "should" be doing in and with their lives. Do people actually still buy into this shit?

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 7 лет назад

      Given by the fact that their shitty-ass website is still up and running and has motherfucking *ads* (who wants to sponsor this kinda shite?), I'd say it's safe to assume that the answer is yes. Unfortunately. Too many impressionable youngsters and frustrated cunts looking for excuses.

  • @TheCimbrianBull
    @TheCimbrianBull 7 лет назад +154

    1:30 "did my middle-aged Catholic mother draw this?"
    Yes, June, she most certainly did. She's gonna be busy for the foreseeable future lighting candles and saying lots of "hail Mary" for all the times you cussed in this video! :-)

    • @Centaursixtysix
      @Centaursixtysix 7 лет назад +1

      TheCimbrianBull yy

    • @alexjarmes7226
      @alexjarmes7226 7 лет назад +3

      TheCimbrianBull is that the devil's language in my good Christian neighborhood

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 7 лет назад

      James Lamp III
      I'm afraid it is. Ned Flanders would be absolutely appalled by June! :-)

  • @dabbingperson9236
    @dabbingperson9236 6 лет назад +572

    I belive in gender equality but I'm not a feminist.
    Come roast me

  • @danomatron1331
    @danomatron1331 4 года назад +19

    Cosmo writer: "why do you think your important enough for me to write about you"
    Me: but...but you did though

    • @imperialdebauchery5988
      @imperialdebauchery5988 3 года назад +1

      You're so vain, you probably think this article is about you. Don't you?
      Hmmm That'd make a really crap but catchy song.

    • @matthiasschulz3569
      @matthiasschulz3569 12 дней назад

      It's like a cheating wife berating her husband for not trusting her and having a PI take incriminating pictures of her with her lover.

  • @duckman12569
    @duckman12569 7 лет назад +59

    This just in: Drinking water is bad because...misogyny?

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 7 лет назад +1

      Ducky Man
      So… HCl or Hydrochoric Acid as a substitute?

    • @nbkw48
      @nbkw48 7 лет назад +5

      Let's try. Men sweat more and thus drink more water, needing the water bottle economy. Also many men are engineers in water desalination plants and bottle factories. Therefore drinking water will enable those men to be satiated and be given living wages. MISOGYNY wheres my gold star

    • @MrSmilingDeath
      @MrSmilingDeath 7 лет назад +3

      Well known fact: 100% of misogynists drink water at some point in their lives. Coincidence?

  • @kingcoheed1208
    @kingcoheed1208 7 лет назад +52

    Shoe drinking pumpkin spice for our sins
    RIP in Pepperoni

  • @jacobcoady9610
    @jacobcoady9610 7 лет назад +80

    I lay bricks 5am to 7pm most days, and only make 17 bucks an hour (in Australia) where the fuck is my nap?!

    • @TheMosenator2
      @TheMosenator2 7 лет назад +7

      Jacob Coady only 17 ? That's alot

    • @jacobcoady9610
      @jacobcoady9610 7 лет назад +1

      Theblvckfiend in Australia that's well below minimum wage for my age. Majority of people in my line of work would get paid $30ph. A petrol station worker would get paid more than me here

    • @jacobcoady9610
      @jacobcoady9610 7 лет назад +5

      M L because the job climate in Australia is so bad, you take what work you can get to keep your head above water, work is extremely hard to come by here.

    • @dromalloma2651
      @dromalloma2651 7 лет назад +2

      Hey, at least you're not stupid enough to buy into stuff like that. :)

    • @petermoncrieff8453
      @petermoncrieff8453 7 лет назад

      Jacob Coady How are you getting paid below *minimum* wage?!