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  • @makcarolin
    @makcarolin 3 года назад +20575

    I’m glad Shoe feels comfortable to say it in this video but I don’t think we should normalize being Italian

    • @todd.howard
      @todd.howard 3 года назад +1921

      I don’t think she should feel comfortable saying it honestly. Like I don’t mind if you’re Italian, but you should keep it to yourself and not shove it in everyone’s face

    • @TheDirtyBum900
      @TheDirtyBum900 3 года назад +361

      Ay o, why you got the epstein creep agreeing wit you in the comments, you sumkinda kid diddler?

    • @burzarec
      @burzarec 3 года назад +419

      @@todd.howard thank you Jeffrey epstein

    • @fedeonio555
      @fedeonio555 3 года назад +137

      @@todd.howard ma come ti permetti

    • @Bill_Dippertly
      @Bill_Dippertly 3 года назад +56

      Italian food is overrated

  • @mojmirbezak1422
    @mojmirbezak1422 3 года назад +5564

    "I'm able to do my work in English, and interrogate a Venezuelan farmer in fluent spanish💅"

  • @bane2201
    @bane2201 3 года назад +3190

    The two American political parties:
    "Hire more CIA agents"
    "Hire more CIA agents that are diverse".

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 года назад +146

      Both sides: but just keep the Russians out? About the only thing they can agree on?
      Wait, aren't there Russian Americans in the US? Where's THEIR representation in the intelligence agency? :P

    • @EagleZtoTheGrave
      @EagleZtoTheGrave 3 года назад +81

      @@sigmacademy **System malfunctions**

    • @kolinmartz
      @kolinmartz 3 года назад +41

      @@sigmacademy they’re too white

    • @kolinmartz
      @kolinmartz 3 года назад +42

      I mean that’s the beauty with diversity. We have the capability to pretty much infiltrate any country if we need to and craft an identity for agents that would fit someone that could be from that country.

    • @loki0532
      @loki0532 3 года назад +24

      The right party:
      "Hire a CIA Agent that's qualified"

  • @arthurfleck8777
    @arthurfleck8777 2 года назад +1154

    Her - I'm a Coloured Cisgender Mexican American woman of colour with Generalised Anxiety Disorder
    Also Her - My existence is not a box checking exercise

    • @mauigonz
      @mauigonz Год назад

      I'd rather submerge my balls in nitric acid than trying to use shgiet like that in order to look special in achieving a position I was given as a disable dude
      I left my hope in hell
      I shall go search for it when the war starts and am drafted.

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 Год назад +42

      This box-checking sounds more complex than entire industrial standard behind a steel alloy

    • @charc0al_tv
      @charc0al_tv 7 месяцев назад

      I bet she's not even gay

  • @scotttulpin6644
    @scotttulpin6644 Год назад +326

    imagine taking a break from torturing people to talk about how microaggressioms make you feel

    • @velocitor3792
      @velocitor3792 10 месяцев назад +18

      She wants us to tell her:
      "You go girl! Don't let the patriarchy tell you that you can't run drugs into downtown L.A. , to fund your operation overthrowing a democratically-elected government in Africa."

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves 3 года назад +5715

    "Mommy, mommy, the missiles are coming straight for us!!"
    "I see that dear, but did you know they're coming from a cisgender millennial woman with an anxiety disorder??"

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 года назад +283

      I still don't understand why they said cisgender

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 3 года назад +441

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real
      Because intersectionalism is obsessed with identity labels in general.

    • @ghoulishtoast1241
      @ghoulishtoast1241 3 года назад +313

      Those kids are so bigoted, smh. Women doing all they can to stand out in a male-dominated field of war crimes.

    • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
      @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 3 года назад +123

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real Because if you don't, you'll get soy-latte-boarded for wrongthink.

    • @helios566
      @helios566 3 года назад +155

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real The person who wrote the script saw the word on the internet and thought that's how woke people talk

  • @adamjackson82
    @adamjackson82 2 года назад +139

    “My existence is not a box-checking exercise”
    Also:
    - I'm a daughter of immigrants;
    - I'm a woman of colour;
    - I'm a mum;
    - I'm cisgender;
    - I'm a millennial;
    - I have generalised anxiety disorder; and
    - I'm intersectional.
    Yep.

  • @aaronmeneses9201
    @aaronmeneses9201 2 года назад +142

    If my CIA agent is a female… *she’s in for one hell of a ride going through my porn history*

    • @reefread1234
      @reefread1234 Год назад

      dont flatter yourself theirs plenty of you ellen degenerits

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 Год назад

      I guarantee you, nobody is ready to handle your porn search history.

    • @Stormyyyy...
      @Stormyyyy... 6 месяцев назад +1

      a ride

  • @Zhoniin
    @Zhoniin 3 года назад +11342

    I wonder if my CIA agent watching my webcam is a female 😳

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 года назад +333

      They do not care about weebs, you are on the lowest part of their give-a-sh totem pole of scary people.

    • @gtracer1729
      @gtracer1729 3 года назад +40

      Oh god what have you done

    • @admech590
      @admech590 3 года назад +268

      Simps: *mid-wank after realizing a female agent is spying on him*
      well hello there..Milady.
      Female agent: send in the troops.

    • @phantomstriker7996
      @phantomstriker7996 3 года назад +31

      Whipe out your sausage.

    • @emperorofwends8875
      @emperorofwends8875 3 года назад +10

      UWU

  • @kpalzrhein2378
    @kpalzrhein2378 3 года назад +1572

    “I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety…”
    This is the most millennial sentence I’ve ever heard in my life

    • @LuisGutierrezG123
      @LuisGutierrezG123 3 года назад +30

      Wait but she said she’s 36 right?
      Does that still count as a millennial?

    • @ninakore
      @ninakore 3 года назад +70

      @@LuisGutierrezG123 yea. Millennials start in 1984, so the oldest one would be 37

    • @theredhunter4997
      @theredhunter4997 3 года назад +35

      honestly its so millennia that's its suspicious, also I don't know how shoe didn't comment on the imposter syndrome statement in that video

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 3 года назад +85

      "My existence is not a box-checking exercise."
      It kinda sounds like she's checking boxes

    • @yoogeo1
      @yoogeo1 3 года назад +11

      Sounds like a good reason not to work for the cia tbh

  • @Lechuga1815
    @Lechuga1815 Год назад +70

    I read somewhere that the CIA is actually interested in people with Anxiety disorders because it makes them more paranoid which is useful as an undercover agent.

    • @Ag3nt0fCha0s
      @Ag3nt0fCha0s 5 месяцев назад +2

      That is just what they want you to think, comrade…

    • @caesarinchina
      @caesarinchina Месяц назад

      ​@@Ag3nt0fCha0s perfect reply lol

  • @davyfromthenavy4248
    @davyfromthenavy4248 Год назад +76

    "My life is not a box checking exercise," she says immediately after having systematically checked off all the boxes she fits in

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 3 года назад +4676

    nothing says girl power like ignoring the Geneva convention 💅

    • @highcouncil1302
      @highcouncil1302 3 года назад +63

      Don't most countries ignore it though it's more of a guideline then an enforceable law due to the nature of the United Nations and international politics

    • @emperorofwends8875
      @emperorofwends8875 3 года назад +366

      👏More 👏female 👏war 👏criminals 👏

    • @Clipped_Angel
      @Clipped_Angel 3 года назад +101

      That actually sounds like the most third wave Feminist thing ever

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 3 года назад +39

      Well all conventions are cancelled due to the pandemic so

    • @simpslayer69yt59
      @simpslayer69yt59 3 года назад +109

      I believe you mean the Geneva "suggestion"

  • @TheWAYF
    @TheWAYF 3 года назад +1654

    "The CIA can monetize their channel, but God forbid any of us talk about politics!"
    Nailed it, right there.

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 года назад +4

      go to 2:32 it has sus

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 3 года назад +7

      youtubre definitely isnt going to say no to the cia lol

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 3 года назад +5

      @@sebaschan-uwu no one can say no to CIA

    • @1101Archimedes
      @1101Archimedes 3 года назад +2

      Does Google defer to the CIA, or is it the other way around? 🤔

    • @tylerisadumb
      @tylerisadumb 3 года назад

      @@cactustree2786 amogusss???

  • @arthurfleck8777
    @arthurfleck8777 2 года назад +31

    1- Mexican
    2- Cisgender Woman
    3- Immigrant Parents
    4- Woman of Colour
    5- First generation Latina
    6- Generalised Anxiety Disorder
    7- My existence is not a box checking exercise

    • @alexcb2578
      @alexcb2578 Год назад +1

      She is latina, she didn't say Mexican. Probably ecuatorian cuz she said she can sing a song from a place there

  • @gloamgirl
    @gloamgirl Год назад +14

    "I have friends who are from countries your corporation has disappeared people from"
    Yeah I got American friends too

  • @muckeem3356
    @muckeem3356 3 года назад +717

    The Four G’s:
    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Geneva convention violations.

    • @LiminalDoll
      @LiminalDoll 3 года назад +4

      👀👀there it is.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 года назад +1

      Isn't that "provisional guidelines" for ALL intelligence/security agencies? :P

    • @EagleZtoTheGrave
      @EagleZtoTheGrave 3 года назад

      👑

    • @bea4846
      @bea4846 3 года назад +2

      AND guilt trip

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад +1

      Since when are they gatekeeping? Sure, they've tortured, gaslit, and use chemical weaponry in targeted instances (mostly Cuba), but gatekeeping?

  • @BeAwesomeful
    @BeAwesomeful 3 года назад +3759

    "I'm a cis-gendered millennial with an anxiety disorder!" Literally the 'How do you do fellow kids' meme IRL.

    • @millie3958
      @millie3958 3 года назад +77

      I’m trans and that quote made me want to kill myself even more

    • @ixelhaine
      @ixelhaine 3 года назад +316

      "I have an anxiety disorder," oh good, that's who I want waterboarding unprosecuted political prisoners.

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 года назад +49

      That's the kind of person I want doing America's dirty work..

    • @peterpidrak9501
      @peterpidrak9501 3 года назад +75

      @@ixelhaine That was my thought. Do we really want the people that we give broad latitude to violate human rights in the name of security worldwide to have anxiety disorder? ADHD sure. Anxiety disorders, paranoia or anything like that I would say are a no go.

    • @shimsokshim2995
      @shimsokshim2995 3 года назад +53

      @@peterpidrak9501 As someone with this disorder, I'm not sure how you could feel comfortable doing this job given that if anyone finds out who you are, you are in danger.

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 2 года назад +60

    It is always nice when the secret police are more inclusive

  • @goosefukulardeath7300
    @goosefukulardeath7300 2 года назад +51

    “Have fun assassinating people….GAYLY!”
    I spit up my Dr Pepper 😂😂😂

    • @clottadams5028
      @clottadams5028 Год назад

      With a silver bullet dipped in HIV+ blood. Take that enemy of globohomo.

    • @karmacheese
      @karmacheese Год назад

      I almost choked on my beer, and snot came out of my nose at that one, genius!

    • @mattpurvis9873
      @mattpurvis9873 Год назад +1

      Italians have Parkinson's disease - but only when they're speaking to somebody.

  • @SockTaters
    @SockTaters 3 года назад +553

    "Oh shit everyone knows we killed JFK uh uh uh I'm gay!"
    That's what we call pulling a Spacey

    • @Chadmlad
      @Chadmlad 3 года назад +30

      Kevin Spacey killed JFK too?

    • @reaperbeing
      @reaperbeing 3 года назад +4

      @@Chadmlad Loool!!

    • @FractalPrism.
      @FractalPrism. 3 года назад +13

      ran some ppl over, btr change the plumbing; ITS NOT A DISTRACTION
      Jenner.

    • @nickball4071
      @nickball4071 3 года назад +7

      @@FractalPrism. "buckle up buckaroos"

    • @tehbonehead
      @tehbonehead 3 года назад +1

      The kids that were literally pulling a Spacey aren't amused by this...

  • @gaiusleviathan8110
    @gaiusleviathan8110 3 года назад +794

    They’re literally just pulling a Kevin Spacey.
    “Did I unapologetically commit heinous crimes? Maybe. Idk. But I’m gay sooo...yeah....deal with that.”

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 3 года назад +74

      Little known fact: being gay actually makes you innocent of every crime possible
      source: am gay

    • @chrlz8211
      @chrlz8211 3 года назад +40

      @@traskforge got off of a charge of mustard gassing an orphanage because I told them that they were participating in bi erasure

    • @tempesttossed6029
      @tempesttossed6029 3 года назад +8

      Spacey is awful. Especially that christmas greeting video where he gloats about getting away with murder.

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf 3 года назад +1

      Whats interesting, i watched a few people talk about this. But if you think about how the CIA ran things. You really think that would change? Especially amongst senior officers? Like said here. Its just a front.

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 года назад

      sus 2:32

  • @Theo-qk6wg
    @Theo-qk6wg 2 года назад +48

    “Do you think Margaret Tatcher had girl power?”
    “Oh my god yes”
    “Do you think she used a lot of that power by funneling illegal death squads in northern Ireland?”
    -Andre, Eric

    • @clottadams5028
      @clottadams5028 Год назад

      Hey, the IRA killed people, too, you know.

    • @Theo-qk6wg
      @Theo-qk6wg Год назад

      @@clottadams5028 dammit those filthy criminals defending their country

  • @timkenda8203
    @timkenda8203 2 года назад +22

    The CIA looks like a community college campus, ironic, considering that is one setting in which they like to recruit

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 2 года назад

      Sometimes they don’t even send an agent out they just have them go on 4chan and then groom mass shooters

  • @Anyone_Else_Think
    @Anyone_Else_Think 3 года назад +737

    “I used to suffer with imposter syndrome” so I replaced it with protagonist syndrome.

    • @jackfrager2542
      @jackfrager2542 3 года назад +46

      Sus

    • @kristoffseisler2163
      @kristoffseisler2163 3 года назад

      yep
      ..or projection
      ..or both

    • @Timelordvainglorious1
      @Timelordvainglorious1 3 года назад +4

      Imposter

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 года назад +28

      I'm not saying it couldn't have been more severe in her past, but why bring up your generalized anxiety disorder in the midst of also being a super-braggart about your achievements, and recording lines for potentially hundreds of thousands of people to listen to? She would probably say "My disorder doesn't define me" on top of it all, so why even mention it?

    • @MrSupersonic2012
      @MrSupersonic2012 3 года назад +5

      @@jackfrager2542 Black is sus, vote her out.

  • @Midnights_hangout
    @Midnights_hangout 3 года назад +691

    "my life isn't a list of checkboxes"
    *Only explains their life as checkboxes*

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 3 года назад +4

      Exactly what i thought

    • @xen0bia
      @xen0bia 3 года назад +18

      Oh yeah, I actually yelled out at the screen "You literally did that 2 seconds ago, you twit!". I mean, how can you unironically say that with a straight face!?

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 3 года назад +15

      @@xen0bia some ppl get sponsored by raid shadow legends, some ppl are sponsored by the CIA. Money is money

    • @yeetdelete851
      @yeetdelete851 3 года назад +1

      Really though.

    • @YARGGG_GG
      @YARGGG_GG 3 года назад +3

      wokeness in a nutshell. rid ourselves of the yoke of labels by inventing an obscene amount of labels and judging everything and everyone by them.

  • @wolfrayne8355
    @wolfrayne8355 2 года назад +30

    I had a leader approach me while I was in the military, asking me if I would be willing to take a leadership role because "we need more females in leadership"...I responded with "do you even know if I'm qualified?:

  • @enricogobbo7327
    @enricogobbo7327 Год назад +9

    "I'm italian... that counts as a disability am I right?" that is one of the best sentences I have ever heard

  • @artemprotectron
    @artemprotectron 3 года назад +1797

    "My existence is not a box checking exercise"
    *Meanwhile she continues to blatantly say every woke check box imaginable*

    • @MsLambchop
      @MsLambchop 3 года назад +16

      0oooof....you said it so much better than I did. THANK YOU!

    • @mchagnon7
      @mchagnon7 3 года назад +44

      My existence is not a box checking exercise, I also take fingerprints and administer drug tests.

    • @useraccount333
      @useraccount333 3 года назад +60

      She **explicitly** mentioned being a "cisgender" "Millennial" with "anxiety". Hell, I completely expected her to call herself a " Latinx". She's checking every box she possibly can.

    • @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74
      @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74 3 года назад +6

      Loool yep! How can you be both intersex and cis? Like waht?

    • @lassesipila6418
      @lassesipila6418 3 года назад +24

      @@useraccount333 I was surprised about the "Latina" at first, too, then I remembered that no matter how woke a Latin person is, they still have enough self respect not to go with the x there. As far as I've seen, that gem is for the non-Latin wokes only.

  • @museblock
    @museblock 3 года назад +2497

    “My existence is not a box-checking exercise” she says after check-listing all the boxes she fits into. Nice.

    • @Phoenix_Atlas
      @Phoenix_Atlas 3 года назад +32

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @tiffanyrenee4632
      @tiffanyrenee4632 3 года назад +21

      Fr tho 🙄

    • @beambooi6431
      @beambooi6431 2 года назад +56

      Bruh literally. The irony is so surreal and there is literally no self awareness in sight

    • @nathanielwaugh9232
      @nathanielwaugh9232 Год назад +21

      Social justice double speak

    • @mikeh0nch0
      @mikeh0nch0 11 месяцев назад +2

      Glad someone made this comment 😂

  • @thehoerscorral8565
    @thehoerscorral8565 2 года назад +19

    I love that first CIA video every single time I see it; how she opens with checking a massive list of woke boxes and then IMMEDIATELY "But my existence is not a box checking exercise" LMFAO, it's like an Onion skit except not even they would hit this hard LMAO.

  • @thelastminuteman7513
    @thelastminuteman7513 Год назад +7

    "I have generalized anxiety disorder, which I treat by microdosing LSD, which the CIA seems to have a limitless supply of and gives out like candy on Halloween for some reason"

  • @simonkoeman3310
    @simonkoeman3310 3 года назад +563

    "Oh shit. Everyone knows we killed JFK... uh... I'm gay!"
    Otherwise known as the Kevin Spacey defense

    • @GoodMorningSimply
      @GoodMorningSimply 3 года назад +13

      Which is then followed by the Chewbacca defense.

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 3 года назад +19

      @@GoodMorningSimply Why would a wookie like Chewbacca want to live on Endor with the much smaller Eworks? It does not make sense.

    • @prettyokandy230
      @prettyokandy230 3 года назад +4

      @@gingy30 when you think about it it was just a kink shame :/

    • @ukaszwrobel9027
      @ukaszwrobel9027 3 года назад +3

      The Spacey Gambit

    • @nihaalsandim9986
      @nihaalsandim9986 3 года назад +2

      Whattt so kevin spacey also killed jfk ????

  • @dustinmosley5965
    @dustinmosley5965 3 года назад +297

    "I can change a diaper with one hand and water board an Iraqi with the other."

    • @MrNncon
      @MrNncon 3 года назад +3

      She's a office jockie a front to make a,softer image

    • @bradycharles9571
      @bradycharles9571 3 года назад +3

      That fucking got me 😂

  • @chadcrigger3101
    @chadcrigger3101 2 года назад +5

    You had me at what is this a joy division album. Liked and subscribed.

  • @MSRomsa
    @MSRomsa 2 года назад +7

    I started working at the CIA because my handler told me I had to...

  • @vendetta7409
    @vendetta7409 3 года назад +613

    The ATF is going to make a RUclips video about the cutest dogs they've shot.

    • @R_K_S2401
      @R_K_S2401 3 года назад +14

      This made me laugh harder than it should.

    • @maxwill5988
      @maxwill5988 3 года назад +2

      Shia LaBeouf seconds that

    • @typerroud8753
      @typerroud8753 3 года назад +13

      They are literally pushing a puppy project and selling stuffed animal puppies😭

    • @the010og
      @the010og 3 года назад +7

      I am a stand up comedian. I am stealing this. I have no shame

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h 3 года назад

      Nah, that's PETA.

  • @GroovingPict
    @GroovingPict 3 года назад +611

    "my existence is not a box-checking excercise" she says, as she tries to create and check as many boxes as humanly possible

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 3 года назад +66

      "im a cisgender hetro homosapien air-breather"

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 3 года назад +46

      @@twinkiesmaster69
      "I'm a Eukaryota, animalaia, vertebrata, tetrapoda, mammalia, primate, hominidae, homo sapiens, female, bisexual, cisgender, 3 parts Frisian - 1 part Native Carribian Indian, Dutch, 3D artist, with a minor muscle condition, who likes salty foods. My pronouns are help/please help."

    • @NezzConstantine
      @NezzConstantine 3 года назад +1

      I was about to post this then saw you XD

    • @CazRaX
      @CazRaX 3 года назад +4

      @@Lilliathi Not gonna fit all that on a business card.

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad 3 года назад +6

      @@CazRaX A QR code can fit ~2kB of data, you can just print that on the card.

  • @blackwidow6729
    @blackwidow6729 2 года назад +2

    My existence is not a box checking exercise. Yet continues to check them boxes.

  • @lawnmowerman5006
    @lawnmowerman5006 2 года назад +6

    “I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise.”
    Um… are you sure about that!? Because you just went for like an intersectional box checking rampage combo with a x36 multiplier!

  • @yaboisaylor
    @yaboisaylor 3 года назад +1052

    To be honest, the first lady who was talking about who she was for like 6 hours makes her perfect for the torture programs.

    • @genxrants
      @genxrants 3 года назад +31

      Play it on repeat... 24/7 - but I don't think they'll need to for that long.

    • @jpoeng
      @jpoeng 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂👍

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 3 года назад +65

      "tell us what you know, or i will tell you EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"

    • @FreedomAndPeaceOnly
      @FreedomAndPeaceOnly 3 года назад +22

      CIA = *Criminals In America/ Criminals In Action*
      ... is a running-gag my friends and I tell each other for years and years and years.
      Where evil people go when they want to have _"legal"_ power over others.

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL 3 года назад +4

      Why do most of the diversity hires work in the library?

  • @ottovonbearsmark8876
    @ottovonbearsmark8876 3 года назад +377

    2:17 “My existence is not a box checking exercise”
    -The person who just went down the list of their box checking qualities.

    • @golsitito4492
      @golsitito4492 3 года назад +21

      Thats what I said. This people are so obsessed on checking boxes to feel important instead of living.

    • @manuelsilva1580
      @manuelsilva1580 3 года назад +3

      Brilliant observation!

    • @hYBRYDcOBRA
      @hYBRYDcOBRA 3 года назад

      Box checking is essentially what they do in job interviews

    • @golsitito4492
      @golsitito4492 3 года назад

      @@heinshaaine8153 Maybe Both.

  • @Randomynous01
    @Randomynous01 2 года назад +6

    When an official spokesperson says “may” as if to imply what happened isn’t a fact... Never trust that person...

  • @austinjacob8026
    @austinjacob8026 Год назад +3

    "dont care, didnt ask. Plus youre a fed." had me rollin

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 3 года назад +290

    "They want that boot on your neck to be a 8-inch heel"
    Go on..

  • @mr.r622
    @mr.r622 Год назад +1

    I just want to say that you are absolutely stunning and the way you share things so charismatically and nonchalant is a breath of fresh air

  • @redlion45
    @redlion45 2 года назад +6

    More 👏 Female 👏 Serial 👏 Killers 👏

  • @Odrade100
    @Odrade100 3 года назад +1596

    "My family left their country after the CIA organized a coup and destroyed the country and now I join the CIA to destroy other countries."
    True story.

    • @jamesoquinn9168
      @jamesoquinn9168 3 года назад +27

      I was just aghast at that. Just 😳

    • @hunghummingbird6015
      @hunghummingbird6015 3 года назад +30

      Realest comment of 2021.

    • @nathanbrisebois8756
      @nathanbrisebois8756 3 года назад +61

      I WILL HAVE MY MISPLACED REVENGE

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 3 года назад +35

      If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!

    • @gameon2000
      @gameon2000 3 года назад +2

      To destroy USA from within by hiring mental overweight single moms Yay!! 😂👍

  • @captainswagalicious
    @captainswagalicious 3 года назад +713

    "identity politics will almost always be used as a weapon to defend the elite" I have been trying to put it into words for years

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 года назад +8

      there's sus at 2:32

    • @karoltakisobie6638
      @karoltakisobie6638 3 года назад +2

      If I could just name one elite we can't criticize...

    • @ucheobiekwe2287
      @ucheobiekwe2287 3 года назад +4

      Serial killers will always breathe in oxygen, lets stop using oxygen because. LOGIC

    • @funkle2645
      @funkle2645 3 года назад +3

      @@karoltakisobie6638 You sound suspiciously like you're thinking something anti semetic

    • @docas518
      @docas518 3 года назад

      @@karoltakisobie6638 there litteraly isnt one if you live in a first world country

  • @granolabob1
    @granolabob1 Год назад +3

    She sure checked a lot of boxes for not checking any boxes.

  • @chrisinbaltimore
    @chrisinbaltimore 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Don't care, didn't ask. Plus you're a fed." xD

  • @thalesthinks8493
    @thalesthinks8493 3 года назад +384

    “I can change a diaper with one hand, and overthrow a democratically elected government with the other”

  • @CobaltKitty
    @CobaltKitty 3 года назад +263

    “Everyone knows I did something illegal, but also I’m gay now let’s focus on that.”
    Ah, the Kevin Spacey defense, classic.

    • @MrJonas2255
      @MrJonas2255 3 года назад +6

      And it worked so well for him didn't it? Oh wait....

    • @mekverseedits
      @mekverseedits 3 года назад +1

      @@MrJonas2255 facts

  • @_____Astral_____
    @_____Astral_____ 2 года назад +2

    From killing JFK to YT vlogging. the CIA has come so far 🥺

  • @mayorexcalibur1282
    @mayorexcalibur1282 3 года назад +714

    I just love how she lists all these unique qualities and then immidietly says she doesnt exist to check boxs?????? Like what????????

    • @mojrimibnharb4584
      @mojrimibnharb4584 3 года назад +46

      Exactly. This is literally an exercise in box checking.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 года назад +25

      I would quote Tywin Lannister here - A king who needs to repeatedly tell others he is a king, will not remain as such for long. (paraphrasing here a little).
      AKA - if you need to state who and what you are to feel like that makes you 'whatever you are'... then you have some massive issues PERSONALLY.
      I do not judge if a boss of a company is male or female. Just if they are competent and professional.

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 года назад +4

      i love how theres sus at 2:32

    • @maidenless_tarnished
      @maidenless_tarnished 3 года назад +1

      Immediately*

    • @noraschoots3167
      @noraschoots3167 3 года назад +5

      ah yes, the famed quality called generalized anxiety disorder, truly admirable

  • @alexanderboulton2123
    @alexanderboulton2123 3 года назад +394

    "Don't care didn't ask, plus you're a fed." Boom. Done. Video over.

    • @JohnSmith-gr3pq
      @JohnSmith-gr3pq 3 года назад +12

      Hey bro, I’ll drink to that

    • @luke-zi6gs
      @luke-zi6gs 3 года назад

      @@JohnSmith-gr3pq I'll drink to anything

  • @nateb4380
    @nateb4380 Месяц назад

    You absolutely nailed it once again.

  • @timboslice090
    @timboslice090 Год назад

    Just got home from work, drank 3 beers and forgot the beginning of this wasn't an ad... almost skipped it. Thank God shoeinface showed up and saved me.

  • @jackgregory8959
    @jackgregory8959 3 года назад +376

    When their content runs dry and they start putting out ‘our top ten drone strikes’ or ‘ five assassinations you didn’t know were the cia’ then my personal favourite ‘is your favourite conspiracy theory true? We tell all’

    • @stephenmcshane4746
      @stephenmcshane4746 3 года назад +21

      why do I unironically think they'll make some BuzzFeed like article with that sort of title in the near future.

    • @sephiroth8517
      @sephiroth8517 3 года назад

      SUBSCRIBE!!!

    • @yoogeo1
      @yoogeo1 3 года назад +4

      Storytime: how we murdered a democratically elected foreign leader lol! I'm so crazy. Spilling all the tea

    • @JingoCrochet
      @JingoCrochet 3 года назад

      this sounds like some Onion news shit LMFAO

    • @clicheguevara5282
      @clicheguevara5282 3 года назад +4

      "Hey guys! Soooo.... STORYTIME!!! Today we're going to learn about Operation Northwoods."

  • @robertabrahamsen9076
    @robertabrahamsen9076 3 года назад +1835

    "The Patriarchy can't stop ME from setting children on fire!" I almost pissed my pants.

    • @robertabrahamsen9076
      @robertabrahamsen9076 3 года назад +84

      "They want that boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel." I'm sorry I can only "like" this video once.

    • @user-nu3sd7zb2j
      @user-nu3sd7zb2j 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @what-mk1yx
      @what-mk1yx 3 года назад +36

      @@robertabrahamsen9076 bruh patriachy or not-patriachy ..... children are equally flammable

    • @kams912
      @kams912 3 года назад

      This is amazing

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 года назад

      @@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree White Phosphorus is even worse

  • @thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096
    @thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096 2 года назад +4

    I would love an add of cia agents torturing people and then turning to the camera mid water board to say they are proud of who they are

    • @nomadichunter2818
      @nomadichunter2818 2 года назад

      They would flag the video as minor content and steal it for their sex orgie parties.

  • @StimulatedCynic
    @StimulatedCynic 2 года назад +1

    The cia lady says she’ll not check boxes as she checks every box. Lol

  • @deidara_8598
    @deidara_8598 3 года назад +362

    That ad sounds like something the Onion would make, it has that exact tone of being ridiculous but in a serious tone. At first you think it _is_ serious but then you actually process what they're saying and you just go "wait wtf is this?".

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 года назад +31

      You can consider the Onion "real news" these days. Because whatever absurdity they make fun of, eventually becomes reality. :P

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 3 года назад +9

      @@sigmacademy Yeah, a lot of their stuff from 2008 is now true, it's eerie how accurately they've managed to predict the future with their satire

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 3 года назад +3

      The Onion has one of the hardest jobs in the world. Reality can do whatever they want, because:
      “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
      ― Mark Twain

  • @dirtbloque
    @dirtbloque 3 года назад +697

    „they want that boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel“ is probably one of the best quotes ever

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 3 года назад +32

      you don't want a CEO girlboss to step on you? :O lol

    • @ForgBorger
      @ForgBorger 3 года назад +32

      *insert sex joke to cope with the sense of impending doom and shame related to my country*

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 3 года назад +6

      @@BigGayIncorporated
      Step on me Queen ?

    • @mateous2816
      @mateous2816 3 года назад +10

      Don't threaten me with a good time!

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 3 года назад +3

      @@ForgBorger gotta cope somehow

  • @ww-pw6di
    @ww-pw6di Год назад +1

    "CIA has probably given *hundreds* of people PTSD", that's kind cute.

  • @sovietrussia3874
    @sovietrussia3874 Год назад +5

    Just discovered this channel, it’s like hitting a gold mine
    Really got me crying laughing

  • @davyotten601
    @davyotten601 3 года назад +312

    2:14 "but my existence is not a box checking exercise" she says after putting a gorrilion labels on herself lmao

    • @theWebWizrd
      @theWebWizrd 3 года назад +18

      Yeah, just actually what the hell is that. How does that pass any sort of writing review. That is just lunacy

    • @OfficialCrashnet
      @OfficialCrashnet 3 года назад +5

      @@theWebWizrd I was also confused. "Hey, did we say everything on our list? No? What did we miss? Oh yeah have her say 'my existence is not a box checking exercise' Great, that's a wrap, we got everything on our list. Please don't check the box, just put your initials next to it"

    • @kennycoulter5525
      @kennycoulter5525 3 года назад +1

      That was my first thought.

  • @cymond
    @cymond 2 года назад +1

    "We're not laughing at the" FREE COFFEE TUESDAYS
    frickin ads, interrupting midsentence

  • @joshuadc82
    @joshuadc82 2 года назад +2

    "my existence is not a box-checking exercise". That's exactly what this whole ad was about!

  • @CazRaX
    @CazRaX 3 года назад +338

    "My existence is not a box checking exercise" right after she finished off checking off all her woke boxes.

    • @TheSHJGaming
      @TheSHJGaming 3 года назад +4

      I honestly couldn't believe she said that right after. It's too shit to be true.

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад

      The way you are born shouldn't be offensive. How could she not check boxes just by existing?

  • @Bobbybill123
    @Bobbybill123 3 года назад +182

    > They want the boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel
    I'm 100% stealing that one

  • @matthewrhelf4559
    @matthewrhelf4559 Год назад

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUN!!!! Good video

  • @andresmangual
    @andresmangual 2 года назад +1

    "my existence is not a box checking exercise" immediately after completing a box checking exercise.

  • @callmeaweeb4169
    @callmeaweeb4169 3 года назад +546

    If a CIA agent is gonna torture me, it's gotta be a ✨♥️💗GIRLBOSS 💗♥️✨. YASSS QUEEN SLAYYYY.

    • @Azrael_Equinox
      @Azrael_Equinox 3 года назад +31

      *Looking for a real dom*

    • @madog61
      @madog61 3 года назад +18

      Oh don’t worry they will
      SLAYYYY
      Alright

    • @Aeris720
      @Aeris720 3 года назад +16

      YASSS QUEEN SLAY MY FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS YASSS

    • @TerraExodus
      @TerraExodus 3 года назад

      Weeb.

    • @madog61
      @madog61 3 года назад

      @@mylittledarkworldjohn4289 drip blood inside of me
      -Simps

  • @Goabnb94
    @Goabnb94 3 года назад +294

    "My life is not a box checking exercise. Now let me list all my identities to check all the diversity boxes."

  • @djwilliams7935
    @djwilliams7935 2 года назад +2

    You really should've done the Tim Pool thing. You're great!

  • @veespa_
    @veespa_ 2 года назад +2

    “don’t care, didn’t ask, plus you’re a fed” was honestly perfect

  • @veetalin
    @veetalin 3 года назад +268

    "They want that boot on your neck.... To be an eight-inch heel."
    Fucking flawless.

  • @TTTokemon
    @TTTokemon 3 года назад +847

    'My existence is not a box checking exercise' yet:
    * I am a woman of colour
    * I am a mother
    * I am a cis gendered millenial
    * I have an anxiety disorder
    Eh?

    • @theinstitute1324
      @theinstitute1324 3 года назад +41

      Look man I can't expect ideological consistency from the same people who also think labels can't and shouldn't apply to anyone but also genders galore. I legit read an entire thread on Reddit the other day about how modern gender theory is the key to making the entirety of society gender-free and within the thread one of them had an epiphany of why identifying with your biological sex actually makes sense in that respect and that maybe gender theory is precisely the theoretical and ideological circus people think it is.
      So no I ain't expect nothin less

    • @yusha5728
      @yusha5728 3 года назад +3

      E X A C T L Y

    • @TheFirstHurrah
      @TheFirstHurrah 3 года назад +5

      @@theinstitute1324 That's AMAZING, but it also makes me wanna die.

    • @johnhummel99
      @johnhummel99 3 года назад +5

      Her oppression level is off the charts

    • @N3207H05
      @N3207H05 3 года назад +3

      @@johnhummel99 na she still has all the juicy cis privilege!

  • @5133937
    @5133937 2 года назад +1

    “Have fun assassinating people… gayly.” “Intersectional death squads.” Lmao.

  • @yanfei7782
    @yanfei7782 2 года назад +3

    "I am not a quota hire."
    You wouldn't have to point that out if it were true.

  • @XoADREADNOUGHT
    @XoADREADNOUGHT 3 года назад +644

    "My existence is not a box-checking exercise", she says halfway through a long diatribe of box-checking...

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 2 года назад +30

      She obviously doesn’t think too deeply or she wouldn’t have been hired.

    • @mrdropkicker1
      @mrdropkicker1 2 года назад +1

      A lot of insecurity among these people, I notice…

  • @lachijames6213
    @lachijames6213 2 года назад +840

    The absolute irony of a CIA agent struggling with imposter syndrome is beautiful.

    • @nomadichunter2818
      @nomadichunter2818 2 года назад +19

      Irony? Most FED's have mental issues and are achitzo asfugg.

    • @nomadichunter2818
      @nomadichunter2818 2 года назад +14

      @All Law Sure, if YouR ageD Under 15

    • @nomadichunter2818
      @nomadichunter2818 2 года назад

      @All Law MoSt cia InfOrmaNts Are gAy PROBabLY GoNna GiVe YoU AiFs. My fed has aids, so she told me.

    • @nomadichunter2818
      @nomadichunter2818 2 года назад +5

      @All Law Why would shE lie? That's not her job. Her job is to be honest for sure.

    • @pastadeadman4594
      @pastadeadman4594 Год назад +8

      I have no idea what the conversation above me is even about

  • @butzmn7190
    @butzmn7190 2 года назад +2

    I would love to make a joke about the CIA. But as a non American I'd probably immediately end up on a list somewhere.

  • @bobsmudger3979
    @bobsmudger3979 Год назад +1

    I applaud your restraint in covering this.

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 3 года назад +182

    "My existence is not a box-checking exercise.... but let me check all these boxes, here."

    • @stevenbennett6024
      @stevenbennett6024 3 года назад

      I was thinking the same thing like that's all she did was check boxes lmao

    • @JensNyborg
      @JensNyborg 3 года назад

      "Not a box-checking exercise" is on the checklist.
      So honestly, what can the poor woman do?

  • @lucaagostinelli2912
    @lucaagostinelli2912 3 года назад +275

    "I'm Italian that counts as a disability "
    Bro... I didn't know I was disabled, at least now I can try to enter the CIA

    • @mr.nobody5287
      @mr.nobody5287 3 года назад +3

      Dio brigant, anch’io lo sono

    • @alexsilent5603
      @alexsilent5603 3 года назад +3

      What if I'm Russian?

    • @lucaagostinelli2912
      @lucaagostinelli2912 3 года назад +8

      @@alexsilent5603 Try spetsnaz, but as far as I know they want qualified people without any mental illness.

    • @friedrichjaeger367
      @friedrichjaeger367 3 года назад +2

      Ayo, where all my black gender fluid AISE boys at

    • @alexsilent5603
      @alexsilent5603 3 года назад +2

      @@lucaagostinelli2912 Yeah... Russia is not developed enough to provide jobs in security agencies for people with mental illness...

  • @bob67497
    @bob67497 Год назад +1

    Happy Birthday, Ollie!

  • @TercesGarret
    @TercesGarret 2 месяца назад

    Every single one of Shoe's videos age like finest wine

  • @leviathanprime1
    @leviathanprime1 3 года назад +353

    I can't believe you didn't even touch on the "I don't need to check boxes" comment immediately after she checks like 10 boxes unironically.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 3 года назад +2

      That was one of the funniest parts. She said it as she was doing it.

    • @iankellymorris
      @iankellymorris 3 года назад +1

      Would've kept it from being 70% of the comments.

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 3 года назад

      Yeah but they’d just be replaced by people quoting her saying it.

    • @iankellymorris
      @iankellymorris 3 года назад

      @@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 She says a lot of funny things in this video. It seems unlikely people would've latched onto the low hanging fruit joke. Probably would've overwhelmingly latched onto something else though, so it's kind of a distinction without a difference I guess.

  • @CharaViolet
    @CharaViolet 3 года назад +161

    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss: Breaking the glass ceiling _and_ the Geneva convention

    • @robyn6455
      @robyn6455 3 года назад +9

      snapping POW’s shins and gettin’ those feminist wins

  • @celladoor_uk
    @celladoor_uk 2 года назад +1

    Gotta make sure you tick the 'I'm not just about ticking all the boxes' box.

  • @alexandrecabral2107
    @alexandrecabral2107 9 месяцев назад +3

    love it how the steriotipe for feds went from American Dad`s Stan Smith to David Chipman's man tits in a rainbow poloshirt.

  • @burzarec
    @burzarec 3 года назад +429

    "I can change a diaper with one hand"
    -Extremely powerful being

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 3 года назад +3

      It's not like i did that at 7 nah no you are a supremely being if you can do that

    • @elperrodelautumo7511
      @elperrodelautumo7511 3 года назад +19

      While torturing a terrorist suspect with another

    • @wilemelliott
      @wilemelliott 3 года назад +5

      Well at least she hits some of those check boxes that Heinlein said humans should be able to do
      But can she plan the overthrow of a democratically elected government WHILE changing a diaper?

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 3 года назад +4

      @@mikek9297 my spaghetti arms couldn't lift it

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 3 года назад +13

      I can unhook a bra with one hand, hear me roar.

  • @reign8195
    @reign8195 3 года назад +107

    Child: Mommy mommy I want progressivism
    Mom: Sweetie, we have progressivism at home
    Progressivism at home:

  • @Apathy474
    @Apathy474 Год назад +2

    I got an NSA agent (or CIA agent) when I was browsing WikiLeaks and clicked on a link in one of the Archived emails that led to a code repository but I was 13 and had no idea what I was doing or how stupid that was

  • @enizahm8660
    @enizahm8660 2 года назад +3

    She mentioned the War on Drugs but forgot the assassination of Fred Hampton. The breakdown of the Black Panthers caused so much division and the government even stole their ideas like children's morning breakfast programs. I got to see Hampton Jr.(the son) in person and I wouldn't trade that experience for anything, especially as a POC.

  • @AndreiCaldararu
    @AndreiCaldararu 3 года назад +407

    As a parent, for me the hardest thing to believe is the "changing a diaper with one hand" thing

    • @ladyphoenixgrey3923
      @ladyphoenixgrey3923 3 года назад +7

      Thank you!!!!

    • @audiooddities9982
      @audiooddities9982 3 года назад +4

      Right!?

    • @MrNoobed
      @MrNoobed 3 года назад +13

      CIA super powers. I have restrain them with my legs and use both hands to clean and get the diaper on

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth 3 года назад +2

      I'm a new uncle. I thought that was just me.

    • @cizd
      @cizd 3 года назад +2

      Maybe they have some military grade tactical diapers that are easy to change with one hand?

  • @edwargo
    @edwargo 3 года назад +397

    “My existence is not a box-checking exercise.”. In this context, it genuinely is...a box-checking exercise. Good writing.

    • @scifiwriter98
      @scifiwriter98 3 года назад +7

      And good box-checking to boot!

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 3 года назад +9

      😂 right! she spends the entire video checking boxing. how is this even happening . . .

    • @bobhotchkiss2438
      @bobhotchkiss2438 3 года назад +4

      It is absolutely terrifying to me that the CIA recorded a "box checking exercise" that included someone saying "I am not a box checking exercise". How the hell did this even happen?

  • @bubbleone6526
    @bubbleone6526 2 года назад +1

    Calling out the CIA, Introducing cocaine in the 80’s. I think I like you, subbed!