HEpeating - *Cosmo Cringe* (Ep.2)

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @AttonBrown
    @AttonBrown 6 лет назад +3897

    The beautiful thing about that little girl wanting to dress up, she didn't see a racial difference. She just saw 2 princesses. And you put race in your child's head

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 6 лет назад +17

      no sorry race is real, its just genetics bro

    • @hli5457
      @hli5457 6 лет назад +405

      TheBestRUclipsChannelEverTimesInfinity Who said it isn't real? It's just irrelevant

    • @JonathanIsBadAtGames
      @JonathanIsBadAtGames 6 лет назад +57

      The_other_black_guy: That isn't how it works anymore. You're racist if you see race, for sure. But you're also racist if you don't see race. Racial blindness is just another form of racism. i.imgur.com/q46L4QH.jpg

    • @suijuris3392
      @suijuris3392 6 лет назад +93

      Racial blindness is not entirely another form of racism. It can be. However, not every situation is derogatory towards the opposite race. Your statement "You're racist if you see race, for sure" is wrong. The actions of a racist imply that the offender discriminates whether or not directly aware of any inequality. "Seeing race" does not make one racist.

    • @JonathanIsBadAtGames
      @JonathanIsBadAtGames 6 лет назад +55

      I'm using the terms in a hyperbolic manner mirroring how they're presented by the radicals. The base premise is wrong, and therefore my declarations extending from that base premise are obviously going to be wrong. I clearly don't believe that everyone who sees race is or isn't racist, or that everyone who doesn't see race is or isn't racist. But, as evidenced by the article in question, "seeing race" and choosing Elsa is seen as equally as bad as "being blind to race" and choosing Moanna.

  • @eloasain4520
    @eloasain4520 6 лет назад +3426

    Cosmo gives bad relationship advice so that their readers keep being single and buy more magazines. That's my theory

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma 6 лет назад +138

      There is a whole industry that builds on single woman in the US.
      Basicly, they make money from getting married, from getting a divorce, living alone, living alone with kids.
      The least profiting is supporting marriage and whole families.

    • @henrycooper1369
      @henrycooper1369 6 лет назад +107

      thats not a theory that is actually what they do

    • @timewizard98
      @timewizard98 6 лет назад +250

      No, no, that's a terrible theory. But here's a theory: Maybe Cosmo gives relationship advice so that their readers keep being single and buy more magazines! Glad I thought of it!

    • @jamesmason7979
      @jamesmason7979 6 лет назад +61

      That's exactly what they're doing. They also try to make women feel less attractive do they'll buy the products they advertise. It's practically a scam.

    • @spacemonkeys4804
      @spacemonkeys4804 6 лет назад +61

      Kimberly G Kimberly you're a genius!

  • @gorillatitty5537
    @gorillatitty5537 5 лет назад +2761

    "If I dress her up as Elsa, white privilege, but if I dress her up as Moana, cultural appropration"
    WELL I GUESS SHE'LL HAVE TO BE A FRICKIN LAUNDRY BASKET THEN

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 5 лет назад +342

      Gorilla Titty no, because that would be reinforcing the patriarchy that wants women to ‘stay in the kitchen’ and similar.
      shame on you. 😉

    • @gorillatitty5537
      @gorillatitty5537 5 лет назад +195

      ​@@kungfuskull You're right! There is no winning here!! The world should have ended in 2012...

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 5 лет назад +99

      Gorilla Titty i kinda love the theory that in 2015 the Hadron collider did something strange and now we’re in a sort of parallel timeline that keeps descending further into madness.
      Await the return of the Great Old Ones, cuz it sure feels like theyre seeping into our reality 😐it would explain a lot.

    • @emporercrimson7902
      @emporercrimson7902 5 лет назад +32

      @@kungfuskull it's suddenly the world of Bloodborne.

    • @rakas_kone
      @rakas_kone 5 лет назад +6

      That’s what I dress up as for Halloween

  • @explorerofthedeep
    @explorerofthedeep 5 лет назад +1092

    Women: Hepeating is a terrible thing.
    silence
    Me, a man: Hepeating is a terrible thing.
    Applause.
    Me: Glad I thought of it.

  • @JenoPaciano
    @JenoPaciano 6 лет назад +1082

    "I'm not lazy because other women have college degrees." Does she think women are legion?

    • @Killzone742
      @Killzone742 6 лет назад +21

      JenoPaciano WOMEN ARE LEGION!

    • @superkamigod
      @superkamigod 6 лет назад +30

      We are many! You are one!

    • @pangeagamer7223
      @pangeagamer7223 6 лет назад +31

      JenoPaciano They do not forgive. They do not forget. Expect them.

    • @zachyoung6807
      @zachyoung6807 6 лет назад +11

      JenoPaciano they are truly a force to be feared. One tuition is all's tuition, for they are legion.

    • @ZeeNastee
      @ZeeNastee 6 лет назад +6

      Well after listening to Sandman I have found out that my pussy is a Reaper, you know, like from Mass Effect, so it's possible I guess. Anything is possible in today's world. On a side note, I really do like calling my pussy Reaper now.

  • @kungfuskull
    @kungfuskull 4 года назад +578

    "i take jokes very seriously."
    "THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG."

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 4 года назад +20

      And that's where we get "feminist comics".

  • @AbelDuviant
    @AbelDuviant 6 лет назад +1402

    I'm bisexual and I can confirm that I'm evil. That's also why I'm bi-myself all the time

  • @thatdarnkitteh
    @thatdarnkitteh 6 лет назад +661

    If you're gonna consider your hours spent on your kids to be part of a work week, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHILDREN.

  • @clxxdz6052
    @clxxdz6052 6 лет назад +481

    A new term bound to be created in 2019: *heexisting* the term to define males that exist.

    • @mickud5184
      @mickud5184 6 лет назад +13

      or hethought: the thought that males exist in a utopia

    • @clxxdz6052
      @clxxdz6052 6 лет назад +13

      therocker13 I'm a male too, also sorry for heexisting...

    • @clxxdz6052
      @clxxdz6052 6 лет назад +1

      The Mickud Hehummored

    • @clxxdz6052
      @clxxdz6052 6 лет назад +7

      therocker13 I'm in, Im about to be hehungfromceiling

    • @mickud5184
      @mickud5184 6 лет назад

      therocker13 ok

  • @rix6831
    @rix6831 6 лет назад +1742

    I'm bi and I can confirm - we are absolutely villainous

  • @kilroy6429
    @kilroy6429 5 лет назад +400

    He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he peat.

    • @Missmary852
      @Missmary852 4 года назад +18

      He protec,
      He attac
      But most importantly,
      He repeat and people clap.

    • @thechannelitrollwith1645
      @thechannelitrollwith1645 4 года назад +4

      making people spit out laughter even a year later.

    • @chrisneal3044
      @chrisneal3044 4 года назад +1

      @@thechannelitrollwith1645 I liked your comment so you don't have to do it yourself.
      Jk, just having fun with ya.

    • @dexterjettster3683
      @dexterjettster3683 3 года назад

      Ha

  • @NovaDelta
    @NovaDelta 6 лет назад +52

    "I don't have a Porsche in my garage."
    "what?"
    "I DONT HAVE A PORSCHE IN MY GARAGE!"

  • @Killzone742
    @Killzone742 6 лет назад +412

    "I take jokes very seriously"
    Have you ever heard a sentence so ironic?

    • @signalamplifier
      @signalamplifier 6 лет назад +15

      german humor is not a laughing matter, m8

    • @marcusbushay9087
      @marcusbushay9087 4 года назад +4

      I swear that sentence just sound so funny

  • @vvizardsfan
    @vvizardsfan 6 лет назад +477

    If you look at your significant other then you're cheating

  • @princessaur
    @princessaur 5 лет назад +286

    Steven universe has a purple gay woman.
    Checkmate feminism.

    • @plumcakey
      @plumcakey 4 года назад +2

      Checkmatto

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 4 года назад +24

      Unless you see the fandom attacking that one white woman cosplaying as her because "purple = black" apparently????

    • @cr4zy_cycl0n3
      @cr4zy_cycl0n3 4 года назад +9

      But is she disabled? 🙃

    • @princessaur
      @princessaur 4 года назад +18

      @@cr4zy_cycl0n3 You know what? By the logic of the show, yes, she is.
      AND she's chubby.
      Max diversity.

    • @cr4zy_cycl0n3
      @cr4zy_cycl0n3 4 года назад +4

      Princessaur _ Does she have mechanical parts?

  • @alienbacon656
    @alienbacon656 5 лет назад +74

    I like Cosmo more when he was a goofy fairy with green hair, helping a small kid with wishes!

  • @abraj4191
    @abraj4191 6 лет назад +836

    ONLY 90s KIDS WILL REMEMBER!!!
    When we were growing up and you could actually dress up as any character for Halloween regardless of your race or gender without being called a white supremacist?
    *sigh* sweet nostalgia

    • @Wargoat6
      @Wargoat6 6 лет назад +5

      Abra Marija Juric I went as The Crow back in HS. Would that be whiteface?

    • @evec5007
      @evec5007 6 лет назад +15

      I’m half Chinese and dressed up as Mulan one year. And Snow White one. Am I half cultural appropriating?

    • @hysteria008
      @hysteria008 6 лет назад +15

      Yeah back in the day me and my friends would dress as a group of spooky ghosts and carry a giant letter 't' around, which stood for 'terrific friends'....not these days though

    • @cryophile
      @cryophile 6 лет назад +5

      Abra Marija Juric I miss Beanie Babies and only having to worry about my Tomagachi dying.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 6 лет назад +11

      Abra Marija Juric I remember way back when, when we could dress up as characters from things we liked without hearing shit like, “Dude, you’re 30. Get a job” or, “Why are you knocking on my door? It’s January and you’re not a kid.”

  • @BLB048
    @BLB048 6 лет назад +790

    "Women have been earning more college degrees than men for 30 years - yes, men haven't earned more degrees than women since 1978."
    2018 - 1978 = 40 years, not 30.
    Get off the damn couch.

    • @davidlamis
      @davidlamis 6 лет назад +100

      BLB048 gender studies dont cover basic math. Apparently neither does general education.

    • @gamepocalypsegaming278
      @gamepocalypsegaming278 6 лет назад

      LMFAOOOOOOOO

    • @Darth.Fluffy
      @Darth.Fluffy 6 лет назад +1

      BLB048 . Ten year tie?

    • @je5304
      @je5304 6 лет назад +18

      95% of all statistics are made up on the spot, and only 65% of them are any where close to being accurate 75% of the time.

    • @Darth.Fluffy
      @Darth.Fluffy 6 лет назад

      James Elliott . 50% if all tubas on the planet Earth are currently in Mexico. - T or F?

  • @yaliguttman33
    @yaliguttman33 5 лет назад +222

    "2018 is really gonna be the year of how this is not a parody"
    Yes

  • @johngeiger117
    @johngeiger117 5 лет назад +120

    Lol that Porsche joke was actually funny though

  • @SephirothSuperKool
    @SephirothSuperKool 6 лет назад +646

    The ironic part of the "Moana costume cultural appropriation" for me is how KIDS DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RACE. They just like Moana because of the qualities she has (I wish this was the general attitude we were cultivating with EVERYONE)

    • @Adraria8
      @Adraria8 6 лет назад +39

      Also it’s not like real Hawaiian kids are somehow getting hurt by some random white girl in a Moana costume

    • @notrickgrimes5227
      @notrickgrimes5227 6 лет назад +20

      have you ever wanted to slap an article writer so hard? I for one really do.

    • @Qis4Question
      @Qis4Question 6 лет назад +17

      I was about to say, it doesn't matter. I'm in the cosplay community, and the big emphasis is that COSPLAY IS FOR EVERYONE. That translates as be whoever you want because we honestly don't care. Except, we do, because apparently crossing race of a character or gender or whatever is a controversial issue. Personally, I could give a rats ass for what someone costumes to be. A black guy could be a white female character for all I care. There are people who do care, just like that article.
      So, as someone who does "dress-up" outside of Halloween, it doesn't matter what someone dresses as.

    • @massaweed420
      @massaweed420 6 лет назад +2

      Well we can't have that now can we? Lets change that by destroying their views, and rebuilding it with race at it's core. Seems like a wonderful idea.

    • @jennatandy6272
      @jennatandy6272 6 лет назад +4

      I personally like the way Disney made moana because she is more short and muscular than tall and slim. It made me happy because I am short and I am not a stick skinny person.

  • @Moliminous
    @Moliminous 6 лет назад +400

    Hepeating sounds like a classic " and everybody clapped" scenario.

    • @kdrfjvehgrkegotf4912
      @kdrfjvehgrkegotf4912 5 лет назад +6

      The r/thathappened sub reddit?

    • @michipeachy69
      @michipeachy69 5 лет назад +7

      my dad does it a lot to my mom. do I call it "hepeating"? no, I call it being an asshole, because anyone of any gender can be an asshole. he does it because he can't stop interrupting people because he, personally, thinks he knows everything.

  • @zombieguy4444
    @zombieguy4444 5 лет назад +60

    Man: *inhales slightly*
    Cosmo: Stop that! You’re taking air from wamen you SEXIST!

  • @eeffloof2370
    @eeffloof2370 5 лет назад +41

    "...evil bisexual trope. "
    "Is it a trope if it's true?"
    She found out my secrets! 😂

  • @kermitfroggo2859
    @kermitfroggo2859 6 лет назад +609

    Petition to rename this into cosmic cringe because I want to be blasted into space whenever I read any of these articles.

    • @EmiliaTanWho
      @EmiliaTanWho 6 лет назад

      Alison Reed ahaha lasagne!!

    • @Amesang
      @Amesang 6 лет назад

      Well, there was already _Cosmic Carnage,_ aka, _Cyber Brawl,_ on the SEGA 32X…

    • @cass3030
      @cass3030 6 лет назад

      Lmfao xD

    • @solosmoke7330
      @solosmoke7330 6 лет назад

      Cosmic cosmo cringe? The CCC of RUclips.

    • @joshcolby7011
      @joshcolby7011 6 лет назад

      With the song Shooting Stars playing in the background, right?

  • @MajorCinnamonBuns
    @MajorCinnamonBuns 6 лет назад +181

    I fuckin died at "I take jokes very seriously"

    • @samarthdubey7
      @samarthdubey7 6 лет назад +7

      Then she needs to watch south Park. So much trigger jokes

  • @matthewzablocki5310
    @matthewzablocki5310 5 лет назад +158

    My son is dressing up as Bubble bee from transformers. Is that robot appropriation???😕😕 my 7mnth old as dumbo.. Is that species appropriation??😕 Snow WHITE..... TRIGGERED. REEEE!!

  • @TrueSala
    @TrueSala 5 лет назад +24

    I DONT HAVE A PORSCHE IN MY GARAGE

  • @ocno
    @ocno 6 лет назад +664

    I think I'm in love with the expression "thick cringe".

    • @king.apocalypse4357
      @king.apocalypse4357 6 лет назад +1

      Florian Joffrin, your 200th like.

    • @stuffofstuff3
      @stuffofstuff3 6 лет назад +4

      Florian Joffrin I believe the word you're looking for sir is Thicc with 2 count em 2 Cs

    • @eliamilani1368
      @eliamilani1368 6 лет назад +1

      Said it just after 3 hour, may as well be cheating on it

    • @jedidethfreak
      @jedidethfreak 6 лет назад +2

      JUST! AS BAD! AS CHEATING!!!!11!!!1!!!!11!

  • @incendere244
    @incendere244 6 лет назад +592

    that 2014 clip made me realize
    you have actually upgraded your camera
    My whole reality
    it's a lie

    • @deninerfman
      @deninerfman 6 лет назад +32

      I feel like that's just because it came with a new laptop
      she's just hiding the "laziness"

    • @azumarill1309
      @azumarill1309 6 лет назад +26

      The day when we see a 1080p 4K ultra high resolution camera will be a legendary one.

    • @DisappearBlade
      @DisappearBlade 6 лет назад +1

      Also dat Megaman shirt

    • @mehonly
      @mehonly 6 лет назад +6

      1080p cant be 4k thats 2160P

    • @litathorne7204
      @litathorne7204 6 лет назад +2

      Incendere so its upgraded but still shit. she knows what shes doing

  • @DarthBil1
    @DarthBil1 5 лет назад +14

    "2018 will be the year of 'How is this not a parody?'"
    Looking back from 2019, you were right.

  • @emmanandoca8591
    @emmanandoca8591 5 лет назад +35

    The character from Moana...
    Do you perhaps mean...
    Moana???
    Good job Cosmo, good jov

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 4 года назад

      yo moana is a movie
      dont woooosh me

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад +1

      Saying "the titular character" is better grammar than saying "Moana from Moana"

  • @BigBassSmallBoike
    @BigBassSmallBoike 6 лет назад +587

    tHe ChoRE gaP

    • @mrhandsome2482
      @mrhandsome2482 6 лет назад +3

      Save the Triceratops!

    • @deadmeme8011
      @deadmeme8011 6 лет назад +1

      John Wie _T H I_ 🅱 🅱

    • @theawecabinet
      @theawecabinet 6 лет назад +6

      Women's chores.... washing up, hoovering, cleaning the cooker etc
      Men's chores .... sweeping the streets, emptying the garbage, unblocking the sewers, dealing with toxic waste, cleaning skyscraper windows, painting suspension bridges, providing electricity, clean water and keeping the supermarkets stocked up.

    • @alexvolkov223
      @alexvolkov223 6 лет назад +4

      if we men get paid for those 'chores' then they're called jobs and not chores, a chore is something that must be done for free

    • @theawecabinet
      @theawecabinet 6 лет назад +4

      "..a chore is something that must be done for free..."
      The going rate for housework can be determined by employing someone else to come and do your housework. If you do the work yourself then you are effectively paying yourself that wage.
      Typically in a relationship the woman brings in less household income than the man. She makes up for it by doing housework. Some women ONLY do housework and the man contributes 100% of the income.
      Studies show that women complain about housework when they are bringing in less than 50% of the income. But as soon as they are bringing in 50% or more they stop complaining.
      This proves the complaint has nothing to do with not liking housework, and everything to do with trying to increase their perceived contribution to (and value in) the relationship :)

  • @sunnyd7583
    @sunnyd7583 6 лет назад +442

    I feel like these people have never talked to a male human being in real life
    Edit: omg I got 274 likes and like by shoe0nhead in 30 mins! :)

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 6 лет назад +6

      TheSnazzyGuy because they haven't

    • @tomiew1746
      @tomiew1746 6 лет назад +8

      the only man who's ever done this shit is my dad who's a feminist

    • @meowster101
      @meowster101 6 лет назад +5

      Theres no way they had a father figure

    • @bar-1studios
      @bar-1studios 6 лет назад +8

      It always sounds like they were such a shut in during high school that they can only recall the stereotypical jocks from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and tgerefore think that's what their high school years were like.

    • @saoirse5308
      @saoirse5308 6 лет назад

      Well they talked to a real male, he just never returned their call.

  • @donbosco4856
    @donbosco4856 5 лет назад +15

    "I take jokes very seriously" 😂

  • @Levi_Tollefson
    @Levi_Tollefson 3 года назад +12

    The lady who "coined" the term hepeating literally stole it from her friend when she tweeted it out and got credit for it from that article..

  • @themoon9192
    @themoon9192 6 лет назад +150

    Your couch can't dump you, but you can dump your couch. This is possibly why she values it, as she has complete power over it.

    • @MrHP25
      @MrHP25 6 лет назад +9

      The Moon Little did she realize that the couch will dump her once she's too big to fit inside of it.... Assuming she doesn't just merge with it anyway.

    • @Goblin_Hands
      @Goblin_Hands 6 лет назад +4

      It'll break and tear and then she'll just blame the patriarchy and get femiversal praise globally for being a pioneer against man-made things. #shemade will become standard, and they will put bells on the couch so the cats will come easier.

    • @emilyadams3228
      @emilyadams3228 6 лет назад +2

      +OmegaPyron What will break & tear, the couch or the cooch?

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 6 лет назад +1

      More like the infamous backroom casting couch! ;-)

  • @cavibonft
    @cavibonft 6 лет назад +295

    Rewatching Shoe0nhead videos...shoepeating!

    • @Yuh_mama
      @Yuh_mama 6 лет назад +1

      Carl Boley I do that often. Glad I’m not alone

  • @literallyasuka2996
    @literallyasuka2996 5 лет назад +82

    Reason why women in America graduate school more than men: Women learn mostly with auditory intelligence. School system teaches with auditory abilities. Men are mostly kinetic. School rarely teaches with kinetic abilities.
    Easy logic.

    • @satan9487
      @satan9487 5 лет назад +4

      @What Not To Do At a Stoplight pretty sure its based on merit, plus majority women who go into college opt for humanities, which isn't even gonna pay well.

    • @satan9487
      @satan9487 5 лет назад

      @What Not To Do At a Stoplight Oh yes I agree and from personal experiences more often than not the coddled mass is a part of less important or worthy subjects who end up not getting a job

    • @penileshaftskin4363
      @penileshaftskin4363 5 лет назад +2

      I'm a wamen and I can't learn anything with the auditory teaching style....oof

    • @northern_moss
      @northern_moss 5 лет назад

      Yeah, not at all that trades get taught in trade schools and a load of male work force occupy trade fields that women don't go near cause they can't handle intensive manual labor.

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад

      @@northern_moss and because trade apprenticeships simply aren't advertised toward women, and accomplished tradespeople are notoriously sexist in this regard. Why go to a school for a job that requires an apprenticeship you can't get?

  • @camerachris
    @camerachris 5 лет назад +12

    Your mispronunciations truly are golden. I mean that in a good, not condescending or pejorative way.

  • @swiftstalk
    @swiftstalk 6 лет назад +735

    Shoe still can't afford more then 480p because of the wage gap.

    • @cubeearthsociety6459
      @cubeearthsociety6459 6 лет назад +55

      you should not forget to speak about that chores gap that impoverishes her too :-(

    • @Utsu-P_Enjoyer
      @Utsu-P_Enjoyer 6 лет назад +41

      There's obviously a pixel privilege gap that she can't overcome... Give her a break 😢

    • @LastRenegade
      @LastRenegade 6 лет назад +9

      You can't afford an A because of the spelling gap.

    • @abdullaal-naimi1662
      @abdullaal-naimi1662 6 лет назад

      Cri

    • @jamesparker3139
      @jamesparker3139 6 лет назад +5

      She rocks the fuck out of those 480ps tho 😩😍😂

  • @skylightsoul2935
    @skylightsoul2935 6 лет назад +372

    I'm an atheist because I believe that if god did exist he would've already smited all humans.

    • @PeterLiu-wl2ox
      @PeterLiu-wl2ox 5 лет назад +16

      Shit, I'm changing religion now

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 5 лет назад +21

      According to a decent handful of religions, he tried, but failed.
      ...and incidentally: if your god that made you, can’t kill you? ...your god is a loser. 🤣 and clearly not "all powerful"
      Addendum: before anyone makes a moron of themselves debating the specifics, 1: I already know. 14 years of theology, including various Comparative Religions. Preemptively: shut up. 2: its a fucking joke. Laugh, or move on. 🙄

    • @SuzanneHomemaker
      @SuzanneHomemaker 5 лет назад +11

      I am of the belief that the mayan calendar ending did doom the world, just really slowly.

    • @CountArtha
      @CountArtha 5 лет назад +11

      If you read Genesis He's already done it, like, four times.

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 лет назад +11

      He did it before. He's just chilling and waiting for the right time to destroy everything. Human evolution has clearly stopped so I hope it is near

  • @MissionFailed2
    @MissionFailed2 4 года назад +7

    9:44 OMG, Shoe! I have tears from laughter! A "picker uper"? Remind me to never eat anything you cook 😂😂😂

  • @toriandtilly
    @toriandtilly 6 лет назад +126

    I have been hepeated before... but it was a woman sooooo.... I guess I was shepeated?

  • @MastersApprentices
    @MastersApprentices 6 лет назад +345

    Approaching 1 million subs and still uploading at 480p LUL Please never change!

    • @holydush
      @holydush 6 лет назад +16

      twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/820885839903420416 planned all along

    • @MastersApprentices
      @MastersApprentices 6 лет назад +6

      I spend a lot of my time on Twitch, so at this point typing out the Twitch emotes is pretty much second nature Kappa

    • @todorvladimirov1960
      @todorvladimirov1960 6 лет назад

      kappa!

  • @mr.pinkpig9950
    @mr.pinkpig9950 6 лет назад +194

    Shoe0nHead,the only youtuber who records in 480p and gets away with it.

  • @CosmicalAstro
    @CosmicalAstro 5 лет назад +17

    _Men need to stop telling Women to "Take a Joke"_
    Me: Okay, but why
    *[Inserts first sentence of article]*

  • @CCSyndrome
    @CCSyndrome 3 года назад +3

    How does one write "I take jokes very seriously" and not immediately realize how dumb they're being?

  • @namanagarwal5416
    @namanagarwal5416 6 лет назад +270

    One thing that I don't understand is, why do these feminists think taking care of your own baby is a "job". It's your own child. Motherhood is not a job. Motherhood is not demeaning or sexist or oppressive just because you don't get paid for it. The reason women are expected to take care of the babies more than men is because in most cases, you are better than us at taking care of children. That's a good thing. Being a mother is beautiful. Stop showcasing it like it's something horrible just because you're not making money off it. If you have to give up your job to take care of your child, so be it. It's your child for God's sake! Can't you make sacrifices for him/her?

    • @ryanodom6101
      @ryanodom6101 5 лет назад +17

      Naman Agarwal one of the mistakes feminism made was to buy into the belief that the level of compensation received for a task is its only measure of worth.
      They then also turned this around and said, “look at all these tasks that we think have value but don’t come with compensation!”

    • @williameblen3474
      @williameblen3474 5 лет назад +9

      Nope. Statistics support men being better at raising children.(See studies on homosexual adoption and comparison to heterosexual families) We "let" women take the lead to avoid constant conflict.

    • @wediscoit1989
      @wediscoit1989 5 лет назад +33

      @@williameblen3474 is that not becouse in a heterosexuel families two people who did not even want to be togeter or have children get a child without wanting it. In homosexuel adoption you have to pay alot of money and wait a long time to be able too have a child to raise so you have to be really wanting a child
      (sorry for bad english, Im from sweden)

    • @williameblen3474
      @williameblen3474 5 лет назад +11

      @@wediscoit1989 Homosexual males and heterosexual couples are out performing lesbian couples. Lesbians would have the same process as homosexual men. I tried to find studies that compared strictly adoption to avoid that bias but the sample size was lower. Without considering adoption the trends are more extreme but it still lines up the same.

    • @23Starcatcher
      @23Starcatcher 4 года назад

      Also, men gave them 100% of their wages that women controlled. Women also were never forced to do housework. Men still had to provide for them.

  • @derekblacktechz
    @derekblacktechz 6 лет назад +591

    Is it sexist if I think you look really cute with that flower crown
    Lol the comments

    • @keatongauthier3633
      @keatongauthier3633 6 лет назад +87

      Derek Z Bowden YES YOU BIGOT

    • @user-bw6pk4tg1d
      @user-bw6pk4tg1d 6 лет назад +134

      *STOP OBJECTIFYING HER!!!*

    • @Pinseth
      @Pinseth 5 лет назад +3

      KeatoDaMasta don't take things so tough he was just complimenting her

    • @Pinseth
      @Pinseth 5 лет назад

      humpty dumpy you should shut the fuck up and stop overreacting over such a small thing

    • @user-bw6pk4tg1d
      @user-bw6pk4tg1d 5 лет назад +61

      Seth Harrison
      Its a joke idiot

  • @chris.pbacon1638
    @chris.pbacon1638 5 лет назад +12

    "I take jokes seriously" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EMCStuff
    @EMCStuff 5 лет назад +16

    Background music: Gorillaz- Kids With Guns

  • @SirDankington
    @SirDankington 6 лет назад +49

    "I take jokes very seriously"
    Of course she does

  • @januwary3506
    @januwary3506 6 лет назад +106

    I clicked on ONE video talking about cosmopolitan, and now I'm only getting suicide helpline ads. I think that sums up how I feel after reading those articles.

    • @rustyscrapper
      @rustyscrapper 6 лет назад +13

      The google alogrythm has inadvertently discovered a strong correlation between the 2 it seems. I have also noticed after watching feminism videos I get a lot of adds for dog and cat food.

    • @un_cog9677
      @un_cog9677 6 лет назад

      hahaha

  • @kelsoceles69
    @kelsoceles69 Год назад +3

    “2018 the yr of - how is this not a parody?” and now in 2022 twitter has confirmed parody accounts 😂

  • @joshuamuller3621
    @joshuamuller3621 3 года назад

    I have watched through most of your vids and one of the main reasons I come back to rewatching them is for your rabbet Oly that you show at the end of most of your vids. :P

  • @lolhi9167
    @lolhi9167 6 лет назад +156

    Sorry I’m just here for Ollie

  • @lelechim
    @lelechim 6 лет назад +177

    "The duality of man"
    >Man
    TRIGGERED

  • @sdfabctr
    @sdfabctr 5 лет назад +3

    oh my god i just realized the woman who coined the term hepeating shepeated it from her friends in the tweet it said "my friends coined the term" fucking incredible

  • @georgecaplin9075
    @georgecaplin9075 5 лет назад +17

    This could be, like, a butt thing?!... Classic!

  • @aishahshamsul8642
    @aishahshamsul8642 6 лет назад +215

    "Ohh! It's just a double ended vib-OHH!"
    That quiz was so hilarious, please take more of those types.

  • @CELMEY
    @CELMEY 6 лет назад +217

    9:48
    so we're gona..
    "realises"
    OOOOOOOOH!! it's just a doubl-
    *realises again*
    OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    • @Rutious4
      @Rutious4 6 лет назад +10

      imagination came into play ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @CWojcieszak
    @CWojcieszak 6 лет назад +1

    I'm imagining June's parents hearing their daughter scream "I DON'T HAVE A PORSCHE IN MY GARAGE !" out of nowhere and it's making me laugh more than it should.

  • @djsalad5752
    @djsalad5752 4 года назад +1

    The amount of amazing quotes on this channel is staggering.
    Please shut 100% the fuck up is definitely one of my new favorites

  • @dennisneumann869
    @dennisneumann869 6 лет назад +20

    >Gets annoyed for a little second when the video is interrupted by an ad
    >realises that's a good thing actually
    June's not getting demonitized WOOOH!

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 6 лет назад +15

    "Because my stuffed animals can't get pregnant"
    10:55 - You can tell that Penguin thing has seen some shit

  • @626Pennywise
    @626Pennywise 5 лет назад +3

    Can we do more "kitchen tool or sex toy"? That was hysterical

  • @lourencovieira313
    @lourencovieira313 5 лет назад +6

    *_I DON'T HAVE A PORSCHE IN MY GARAGE_*

  • @PandoraStolen
    @PandoraStolen 6 лет назад +42

    My friend's half black daughter went as Elsa a couple years ago. She could have been Tiana but she liked Elsa more.

  • @lexlee3761
    @lexlee3761 6 лет назад +350

    *eata the cookie dough raw.*

  • @mayalikrewson3591
    @mayalikrewson3591 6 лет назад

    You're so great! I know I just found your channel, but I'm hooked. Great work! :)

  • @penielisabelle
    @penielisabelle 5 лет назад +5

    a good joke's first job is to make people feel better
    welp ill be darned
    *remembers all the dark and funny jokes ive made*

  • @sunnyd7583
    @sunnyd7583 6 лет назад +93

    Spending all of his time with you is just as bad as cheating?! 😂

    • @grammarnazi1905
      @grammarnazi1905 6 лет назад +1

      Why is there a question mark? This is a statement.

    • @stormingcrow2541
      @stormingcrow2541 6 лет назад

      how is she supposed to cheat if you're always by her side? we can't have it.

    • @sunnyd7583
      @sunnyd7583 6 лет назад

      Grammar Nazi It’s because i’m reassuring that is indeed what they said and I’m not just mishearing them.

  • @sierras.4592
    @sierras.4592 6 лет назад +159

    "Are these Sex Toys or Kitchen Tools?"
    My bf to me: You're both!
    😂

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 6 лет назад +2

      Sweet Probably that's no good.

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 6 лет назад +13

      can you actually cook though

    • @tacofoo3300
      @tacofoo3300 6 лет назад +10

      No that's love

    • @cjcathead2468
      @cjcathead2468 6 лет назад +13

      Sweet Probably relationship goals.
      ...RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!

  • @gameshategeorge4267
    @gameshategeorge4267 5 лет назад

    I literally had to pause for a good two minuets after i hear "I take jokes very seriously" so i could roll around on the floor losing my shit my flatmates think iv lost my mind, thx ShoeOnHead that just made my fucking day

  • @MarSenseii
    @MarSenseii Год назад

    No cap when u said “I don’t have a Porsche is my garage” louder the second time I bust out laughing 😂 GGs

  • @themorganrileyshow5520
    @themorganrileyshow5520 6 лет назад +35

    My friend's daughter is black and she dressed as Merida for Halloween while her cousin who is white dressed as Moana. They were dressing as their favourite characters for Halloween, NOTHING MORE.

    • @Heroshii15
      @Heroshii15 6 лет назад +2

      Jet Fireside If you have any pictures of that, send them to Cosmo!

  • @markingjay7746
    @markingjay7746 6 лет назад +51

    If a feminist female tries to tell you something that you don't care about and she says it again in a louder good voice, tell her to stop she-peating herself.

    • @jt0n
      @jt0n 6 лет назад

      Real shit?😨

  • @matto284
    @matto284 5 лет назад +1

    This made me laugh. Don't ever change.

  • @Blade40688
    @Blade40688 5 лет назад

    I've been binging your content and I really enjoy your narration; it reminds me of Larissia Thompson. It just sounds so smooth and smart.

  • @shpup
    @shpup 6 лет назад +783

    eata the cookie dough raw

  • @ramenfriend2573
    @ramenfriend2573 6 лет назад +220

    bisexual here, can confirm we’re evil.

    • @spacejam_ki2677
      @spacejam_ki2677 6 лет назад +23

      ramen friend As a fellow bisexual, I second this.

    • @ChadDogofShimano
      @ChadDogofShimano 6 лет назад +29

      I would like to add on to that: once when I was 7, I left a pinecone on my neighbor's doormat so they'll step onto a pinecone when they head out to work >:)

    • @clownymoosebean
      @clownymoosebean 6 лет назад +13

      me too am bi, and we are quite dastardly.

    • @ashleyallin1981
      @ashleyallin1981 6 лет назад +13

      Also bisexual. Can confirm the confirmation.

    • @edgyborb1462
      @edgyborb1462 6 лет назад +8

      ramen friend
      As a fellow bisexual. YEs yes we are very evil.

  • @kirbstomp3945
    @kirbstomp3945 5 лет назад +1

    0:44 your couch cant reply to you or listen to you.

  • @dunchkinsella5858
    @dunchkinsella5858 6 лет назад

    Glad to see you're nearing a mill subs.. also, tell Skeptic I will not hold my peace at the wedding.

  • @ratliver8128
    @ratliver8128 6 лет назад +14

    Me: *makes GF breakfast*
    GF: Did you just cheat on me?

  • @earlofdoncaster5018
    @earlofdoncaster5018 6 лет назад +17

    Shoe:"My stuffed animals can't get pregnant."
    Me: "Sounds like a challenge!"
    Shoe: "What?"
    Me:"SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE!"

  • @iateyourtoiletpapersry
    @iateyourtoiletpapersry 4 года назад +1

    2020 is really gonna be the year of “how is this not a horror movie?”

  • @yo4522
    @yo4522 4 года назад

    I love you. I always laugh - loudly - during your videos XD My queen.

  • @minximeow1613
    @minximeow1613 6 лет назад +21

    "I'm not lazy because people from my gender are hard workers." Flawless logic.

    • @ddjay1363
      @ddjay1363 6 лет назад +1

      +Minxi Meow
      Yep, absolutely flawless.
      ;-)

  • @stephenbrown4698
    @stephenbrown4698 6 лет назад +9

    “Daddy, can I dress up as Rapunzel?”
    “Now, honey, Mulan is of your race, and I don’t want you dressing up outside your race.”

  • @carolinaboy8492
    @carolinaboy8492 5 лет назад

    I just discovered your channel and you make awesome videos they are hilarious. Thanks for what you do.

  • @ms.penrod7167
    @ms.penrod7167 4 года назад

    You're so funny and I love your content 😂😂😂
    Also, you're really pretty tbh.😊

  • @Jessi-fh9bz
    @Jessi-fh9bz 6 лет назад +249

    Shoe's engaged!!!

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 6 лет назад +3

      Really ? Awesome!
      Grats Shoe ... erhh, I mean June. :)

    • @johnjensenx1695
      @johnjensenx1695 6 лет назад +5

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Collasseum
      @Collasseum 6 лет назад +4

      NOOOOOOOOO

    • @MarkShaneHansen
      @MarkShaneHansen 6 лет назад +8

      Wow, thanks for the spoiler. Might as well unsubscribe now.

    • @jamesciaran7282
      @jamesciaran7282 6 лет назад

      Hypergamy’s real, even for shoe on head lol

  • @lukenichols8219
    @lukenichols8219 6 лет назад +21

    Feminists: We need to get rid of offensive black women stereotypes.
    Black Woman: WASSUP MA NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

  • @ZeroTwo-gd5nq
    @ZeroTwo-gd5nq 4 года назад

    I stay til end of all videos for bloopers :)

  • @Damezumari1
    @Damezumari1 6 лет назад

    You keep getting better!

  • @glaxed7219
    @glaxed7219 6 лет назад +14

    When you got school tomorow
    But... shoeonhead

    • @thecynicalmiscreant5011
      @thecynicalmiscreant5011 6 лет назад

      gman gamer the 1 when school ended 1/24 and you have nothing better to do with your life.

  • @DayDrinkin
    @DayDrinkin 6 лет назад +10

    *me looking for another youtube video to watch*
    *shoe:* "why are you still here?
    *Me:* IM FYCKING GOING

  • @eancycler1112
    @eancycler1112 5 лет назад

    Liked the kids with guns background music in the background and at the end-very refreshing.

  • @lucatriom5175
    @lucatriom5175 3 года назад +1

    4:51 "Because nothing screams (its about equality though) like more sexist terms meant to shame men for things women do as well" is one of my favorite quotes ever