HEpeating - *Cosmo Cringe* (Ep.2)
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- Опубликовано: 27 янв 2018
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The beautiful thing about that little girl wanting to dress up, she didn't see a racial difference. She just saw 2 princesses. And you put race in your child's head
no sorry race is real, its just genetics bro
TheBestRUclipsChannelEverTimesInfinity Who said it isn't real? It's just irrelevant
The_other_black_guy: That isn't how it works anymore. You're racist if you see race, for sure. But you're also racist if you don't see race. Racial blindness is just another form of racism. i.imgur.com/q46L4QH.jpg
Racial blindness is not entirely another form of racism. It can be. However, not every situation is derogatory towards the opposite race. Your statement "You're racist if you see race, for sure" is wrong. The actions of a racist imply that the offender discriminates whether or not directly aware of any inequality. "Seeing race" does not make one racist.
I'm using the terms in a hyperbolic manner mirroring how they're presented by the radicals. The base premise is wrong, and therefore my declarations extending from that base premise are obviously going to be wrong. I clearly don't believe that everyone who sees race is or isn't racist, or that everyone who doesn't see race is or isn't racist. But, as evidenced by the article in question, "seeing race" and choosing Elsa is seen as equally as bad as "being blind to race" and choosing Moanna.
Cosmo gives bad relationship advice so that their readers keep being single and buy more magazines. That's my theory
There is a whole industry that builds on single woman in the US.
Basicly, they make money from getting married, from getting a divorce, living alone, living alone with kids.
The least profiting is supporting marriage and whole families.
thats not a theory that is actually what they do
No, no, that's a terrible theory. But here's a theory: Maybe Cosmo gives relationship advice so that their readers keep being single and buy more magazines! Glad I thought of it!
That's exactly what they're doing. They also try to make women feel less attractive do they'll buy the products they advertise. It's practically a scam.
Kimberly G Kimberly you're a genius!
"If I dress her up as Elsa, white privilege, but if I dress her up as Moana, cultural appropration"
WELL I GUESS SHE'LL HAVE TO BE A FRICKIN LAUNDRY BASKET THEN
Gorilla Titty no, because that would be reinforcing the patriarchy that wants women to ‘stay in the kitchen’ and similar.
shame on you. 😉
@@kungfuskull You're right! There is no winning here!! The world should have ended in 2012...
Gorilla Titty i kinda love the theory that in 2015 the Hadron collider did something strange and now we’re in a sort of parallel timeline that keeps descending further into madness.
Await the return of the Great Old Ones, cuz it sure feels like theyre seeping into our reality 😐it would explain a lot.
@@kungfuskull it's suddenly the world of Bloodborne.
That’s what I dress up as for Halloween
Women: Hepeating is a terrible thing.
silence
Me, a man: Hepeating is a terrible thing.
Applause.
Me: Glad I thought of it.
And a moana costume
This is how male feminism works.
DocIncredible that’s how malefia works.
Ye
"I'm not lazy because other women have college degrees." Does she think women are legion?
JenoPaciano WOMEN ARE LEGION!
We are many! You are one!
JenoPaciano They do not forgive. They do not forget. Expect them.
JenoPaciano they are truly a force to be feared. One tuition is all's tuition, for they are legion.
Well after listening to Sandman I have found out that my pussy is a Reaper, you know, like from Mass Effect, so it's possible I guess. Anything is possible in today's world. On a side note, I really do like calling my pussy Reaper now.
"i take jokes very seriously."
"THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG."
And that's where we get "feminist comics".
I'm bisexual and I can confirm that I'm evil. That's also why I'm bi-myself all the time
*Rimshot*
That terrible... TERRIBLE PUN!
AAAARGH
Also can relate 👌
I can relate to all of this
SameTbh
If you're gonna consider your hours spent on your kids to be part of a work week, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHILDREN.
A new term bound to be created in 2019: *heexisting* the term to define males that exist.
or hethought: the thought that males exist in a utopia
therocker13 I'm a male too, also sorry for heexisting...
The Mickud Hehummored
therocker13 I'm in, Im about to be hehungfromceiling
therocker13 ok
I'm bi and I can confirm - we are absolutely villainous
Yes, yes we are.
*Good*
absolute devils we are
yep
Rix We’re all the spawn of satan
He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he peat.
He protec,
He attac
But most importantly,
He repeat and people clap.
making people spit out laughter even a year later.
@@thechannelitrollwith1645 I liked your comment so you don't have to do it yourself.
Jk, just having fun with ya.
Ha
"I don't have a Porsche in my garage."
"what?"
"I DONT HAVE A PORSCHE IN MY GARAGE!"
THAT WAS A J O K E
"I take jokes very seriously"
Have you ever heard a sentence so ironic?
german humor is not a laughing matter, m8
I swear that sentence just sound so funny
If you look at your significant other then you're cheating
Being gay is sexist
Depression is literally homophobic
Steven universe has a purple gay woman.
Checkmate feminism.
Checkmatto
Unless you see the fandom attacking that one white woman cosplaying as her because "purple = black" apparently????
But is she disabled? 🙃
@@cr4zy_cycl0n3 You know what? By the logic of the show, yes, she is.
AND she's chubby.
Max diversity.
Princessaur _ Does she have mechanical parts?
I like Cosmo more when he was a goofy fairy with green hair, helping a small kid with wishes!
I was thinking this.
ONLY 90s KIDS WILL REMEMBER!!!
When we were growing up and you could actually dress up as any character for Halloween regardless of your race or gender without being called a white supremacist?
*sigh* sweet nostalgia
Abra Marija Juric I went as The Crow back in HS. Would that be whiteface?
I’m half Chinese and dressed up as Mulan one year. And Snow White one. Am I half cultural appropriating?
Yeah back in the day me and my friends would dress as a group of spooky ghosts and carry a giant letter 't' around, which stood for 'terrific friends'....not these days though
Abra Marija Juric I miss Beanie Babies and only having to worry about my Tomagachi dying.
Abra Marija Juric I remember way back when, when we could dress up as characters from things we liked without hearing shit like, “Dude, you’re 30. Get a job” or, “Why are you knocking on my door? It’s January and you’re not a kid.”
"Women have been earning more college degrees than men for 30 years - yes, men haven't earned more degrees than women since 1978."
2018 - 1978 = 40 years, not 30.
Get off the damn couch.
BLB048 gender studies dont cover basic math. Apparently neither does general education.
LMFAOOOOOOOO
BLB048 . Ten year tie?
95% of all statistics are made up on the spot, and only 65% of them are any where close to being accurate 75% of the time.
James Elliott . 50% if all tubas on the planet Earth are currently in Mexico. - T or F?
"2018 is really gonna be the year of how this is not a parody"
Yes
Yali guttman still yes
Poe's law
Lol that Porsche joke was actually funny though
Timestamp?
3:07
And it was funnier when she repeated it
The ironic part of the "Moana costume cultural appropriation" for me is how KIDS DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RACE. They just like Moana because of the qualities she has (I wish this was the general attitude we were cultivating with EVERYONE)
Also it’s not like real Hawaiian kids are somehow getting hurt by some random white girl in a Moana costume
have you ever wanted to slap an article writer so hard? I for one really do.
I was about to say, it doesn't matter. I'm in the cosplay community, and the big emphasis is that COSPLAY IS FOR EVERYONE. That translates as be whoever you want because we honestly don't care. Except, we do, because apparently crossing race of a character or gender or whatever is a controversial issue. Personally, I could give a rats ass for what someone costumes to be. A black guy could be a white female character for all I care. There are people who do care, just like that article.
So, as someone who does "dress-up" outside of Halloween, it doesn't matter what someone dresses as.
Well we can't have that now can we? Lets change that by destroying their views, and rebuilding it with race at it's core. Seems like a wonderful idea.
I personally like the way Disney made moana because she is more short and muscular than tall and slim. It made me happy because I am short and I am not a stick skinny person.
Hepeating sounds like a classic " and everybody clapped" scenario.
The r/thathappened sub reddit?
my dad does it a lot to my mom. do I call it "hepeating"? no, I call it being an asshole, because anyone of any gender can be an asshole. he does it because he can't stop interrupting people because he, personally, thinks he knows everything.
Man: *inhales slightly*
Cosmo: Stop that! You’re taking air from wamen you SEXIST!
"...evil bisexual trope. "
"Is it a trope if it's true?"
She found out my secrets! 😂
Petition to rename this into cosmic cringe because I want to be blasted into space whenever I read any of these articles.
Alison Reed ahaha lasagne!!
Well, there was already _Cosmic Carnage,_ aka, _Cyber Brawl,_ on the SEGA 32X…
Lmfao xD
Cosmic cosmo cringe? The CCC of RUclips.
With the song Shooting Stars playing in the background, right?
I fuckin died at "I take jokes very seriously"
Then she needs to watch south Park. So much trigger jokes
My son is dressing up as Bubble bee from transformers. Is that robot appropriation???😕😕 my 7mnth old as dumbo.. Is that species appropriation??😕 Snow WHITE..... TRIGGERED. REEEE!!
I DONT HAVE A PORSCHE IN MY GARAGE
I think I'm in love with the expression "thick cringe".
Florian Joffrin, your 200th like.
Florian Joffrin I believe the word you're looking for sir is Thicc with 2 count em 2 Cs
Said it just after 3 hour, may as well be cheating on it
JUST! AS BAD! AS CHEATING!!!!11!!!1!!!!11!
that 2014 clip made me realize
you have actually upgraded your camera
My whole reality
it's a lie
I feel like that's just because it came with a new laptop
she's just hiding the "laziness"
The day when we see a 1080p 4K ultra high resolution camera will be a legendary one.
Also dat Megaman shirt
1080p cant be 4k thats 2160P
Incendere so its upgraded but still shit. she knows what shes doing
"2018 will be the year of 'How is this not a parody?'"
Looking back from 2019, you were right.
The character from Moana...
Do you perhaps mean...
Moana???
Good job Cosmo, good jov
yo moana is a movie
dont woooosh me
Saying "the titular character" is better grammar than saying "Moana from Moana"
tHe ChoRE gaP
Save the Triceratops!
John Wie _T H I_ 🅱 🅱
Women's chores.... washing up, hoovering, cleaning the cooker etc
Men's chores .... sweeping the streets, emptying the garbage, unblocking the sewers, dealing with toxic waste, cleaning skyscraper windows, painting suspension bridges, providing electricity, clean water and keeping the supermarkets stocked up.
if we men get paid for those 'chores' then they're called jobs and not chores, a chore is something that must be done for free
"..a chore is something that must be done for free..."
The going rate for housework can be determined by employing someone else to come and do your housework. If you do the work yourself then you are effectively paying yourself that wage.
Typically in a relationship the woman brings in less household income than the man. She makes up for it by doing housework. Some women ONLY do housework and the man contributes 100% of the income.
Studies show that women complain about housework when they are bringing in less than 50% of the income. But as soon as they are bringing in 50% or more they stop complaining.
This proves the complaint has nothing to do with not liking housework, and everything to do with trying to increase their perceived contribution to (and value in) the relationship :)
I feel like these people have never talked to a male human being in real life
Edit: omg I got 274 likes and like by shoe0nhead in 30 mins! :)
TheSnazzyGuy because they haven't
the only man who's ever done this shit is my dad who's a feminist
Theres no way they had a father figure
It always sounds like they were such a shut in during high school that they can only recall the stereotypical jocks from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and tgerefore think that's what their high school years were like.
Well they talked to a real male, he just never returned their call.
"I take jokes very seriously" 😂
The lady who "coined" the term hepeating literally stole it from her friend when she tweeted it out and got credit for it from that article..
OH MY GAWD
Your couch can't dump you, but you can dump your couch. This is possibly why she values it, as she has complete power over it.
The Moon Little did she realize that the couch will dump her once she's too big to fit inside of it.... Assuming she doesn't just merge with it anyway.
It'll break and tear and then she'll just blame the patriarchy and get femiversal praise globally for being a pioneer against man-made things. #shemade will become standard, and they will put bells on the couch so the cats will come easier.
+OmegaPyron What will break & tear, the couch or the cooch?
More like the infamous backroom casting couch! ;-)
Rewatching Shoe0nhead videos...shoepeating!
Carl Boley I do that often. Glad I’m not alone
Reason why women in America graduate school more than men: Women learn mostly with auditory intelligence. School system teaches with auditory abilities. Men are mostly kinetic. School rarely teaches with kinetic abilities.
Easy logic.
@What Not To Do At a Stoplight pretty sure its based on merit, plus majority women who go into college opt for humanities, which isn't even gonna pay well.
@What Not To Do At a Stoplight Oh yes I agree and from personal experiences more often than not the coddled mass is a part of less important or worthy subjects who end up not getting a job
I'm a wamen and I can't learn anything with the auditory teaching style....oof
Yeah, not at all that trades get taught in trade schools and a load of male work force occupy trade fields that women don't go near cause they can't handle intensive manual labor.
@@northern_moss and because trade apprenticeships simply aren't advertised toward women, and accomplished tradespeople are notoriously sexist in this regard. Why go to a school for a job that requires an apprenticeship you can't get?
Your mispronunciations truly are golden. I mean that in a good, not condescending or pejorative way.
Shoe still can't afford more then 480p because of the wage gap.
you should not forget to speak about that chores gap that impoverishes her too :-(
There's obviously a pixel privilege gap that she can't overcome... Give her a break 😢
You can't afford an A because of the spelling gap.
Cri
She rocks the fuck out of those 480ps tho 😩😍😂
I'm an atheist because I believe that if god did exist he would've already smited all humans.
Shit, I'm changing religion now
According to a decent handful of religions, he tried, but failed.
...and incidentally: if your god that made you, can’t kill you? ...your god is a loser. 🤣 and clearly not "all powerful"
Addendum: before anyone makes a moron of themselves debating the specifics, 1: I already know. 14 years of theology, including various Comparative Religions. Preemptively: shut up. 2: its a fucking joke. Laugh, or move on. 🙄
I am of the belief that the mayan calendar ending did doom the world, just really slowly.
If you read Genesis He's already done it, like, four times.
He did it before. He's just chilling and waiting for the right time to destroy everything. Human evolution has clearly stopped so I hope it is near
9:44 OMG, Shoe! I have tears from laughter! A "picker uper"? Remind me to never eat anything you cook 😂😂😂
Bounty is the only picker upper I know.
I have been hepeated before... but it was a woman sooooo.... I guess I was shepeated?
@James Miller sheepy-ted
Approaching 1 million subs and still uploading at 480p LUL Please never change!
twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/820885839903420416 planned all along
I spend a lot of my time on Twitch, so at this point typing out the Twitch emotes is pretty much second nature Kappa
kappa!
Shoe0nHead,the only youtuber who records in 480p and gets away with it.
Lol not according to her comment sections
Tru dat
_Men need to stop telling Women to "Take a Joke"_
Me: Okay, but why
*[Inserts first sentence of article]*
How does one write "I take jokes very seriously" and not immediately realize how dumb they're being?
One thing that I don't understand is, why do these feminists think taking care of your own baby is a "job". It's your own child. Motherhood is not a job. Motherhood is not demeaning or sexist or oppressive just because you don't get paid for it. The reason women are expected to take care of the babies more than men is because in most cases, you are better than us at taking care of children. That's a good thing. Being a mother is beautiful. Stop showcasing it like it's something horrible just because you're not making money off it. If you have to give up your job to take care of your child, so be it. It's your child for God's sake! Can't you make sacrifices for him/her?
Naman Agarwal one of the mistakes feminism made was to buy into the belief that the level of compensation received for a task is its only measure of worth.
They then also turned this around and said, “look at all these tasks that we think have value but don’t come with compensation!”
Nope. Statistics support men being better at raising children.(See studies on homosexual adoption and comparison to heterosexual families) We "let" women take the lead to avoid constant conflict.
@@williameblen3474 is that not becouse in a heterosexuel families two people who did not even want to be togeter or have children get a child without wanting it. In homosexuel adoption you have to pay alot of money and wait a long time to be able too have a child to raise so you have to be really wanting a child
(sorry for bad english, Im from sweden)
@@wediscoit1989 Homosexual males and heterosexual couples are out performing lesbian couples. Lesbians would have the same process as homosexual men. I tried to find studies that compared strictly adoption to avoid that bias but the sample size was lower. Without considering adoption the trends are more extreme but it still lines up the same.
Also, men gave them 100% of their wages that women controlled. Women also were never forced to do housework. Men still had to provide for them.
Is it sexist if I think you look really cute with that flower crown
Lol the comments
Derek Z Bowden YES YOU BIGOT
*STOP OBJECTIFYING HER!!!*
KeatoDaMasta don't take things so tough he was just complimenting her
humpty dumpy you should shut the fuck up and stop overreacting over such a small thing
Seth Harrison
Its a joke idiot
"I take jokes seriously" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Background music: Gorillaz- Kids With Guns
"I take jokes very seriously"
Of course she does
I clicked on ONE video talking about cosmopolitan, and now I'm only getting suicide helpline ads. I think that sums up how I feel after reading those articles.
The google alogrythm has inadvertently discovered a strong correlation between the 2 it seems. I have also noticed after watching feminism videos I get a lot of adds for dog and cat food.
hahaha
“2018 the yr of - how is this not a parody?” and now in 2022 twitter has confirmed parody accounts 😂
I have watched through most of your vids and one of the main reasons I come back to rewatching them is for your rabbet Oly that you show at the end of most of your vids. :P
Sorry I’m just here for Ollie
"The duality of man"
>Man
TRIGGERED
oh my god i just realized the woman who coined the term hepeating shepeated it from her friends in the tweet it said "my friends coined the term" fucking incredible
This could be, like, a butt thing?!... Classic!
"Ohh! It's just a double ended vib-OHH!"
That quiz was so hilarious, please take more of those types.
9:48
so we're gona..
"realises"
OOOOOOOOH!! it's just a doubl-
*realises again*
OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
imagination came into play ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm imagining June's parents hearing their daughter scream "I DON'T HAVE A PORSCHE IN MY GARAGE !" out of nowhere and it's making me laugh more than it should.
The amount of amazing quotes on this channel is staggering.
Please shut 100% the fuck up is definitely one of my new favorites
>Gets annoyed for a little second when the video is interrupted by an ad
>realises that's a good thing actually
June's not getting demonitized WOOOH!
"Because my stuffed animals can't get pregnant"
10:55 - You can tell that Penguin thing has seen some shit
Can we do more "kitchen tool or sex toy"? That was hysterical
*_I DON'T HAVE A PORSCHE IN MY GARAGE_*
My friend's half black daughter went as Elsa a couple years ago. She could have been Tiana but she liked Elsa more.
*eata the cookie dough raw.*
You're so great! I know I just found your channel, but I'm hooked. Great work! :)
a good joke's first job is to make people feel better
welp ill be darned
*remembers all the dark and funny jokes ive made*
Spending all of his time with you is just as bad as cheating?! 😂
Why is there a question mark? This is a statement.
how is she supposed to cheat if you're always by her side? we can't have it.
Grammar Nazi It’s because i’m reassuring that is indeed what they said and I’m not just mishearing them.
"Are these Sex Toys or Kitchen Tools?"
My bf to me: You're both!
😂
Sweet Probably that's no good.
can you actually cook though
No that's love
Sweet Probably relationship goals.
...RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!
I literally had to pause for a good two minuets after i hear "I take jokes very seriously" so i could roll around on the floor losing my shit my flatmates think iv lost my mind, thx ShoeOnHead that just made my fucking day
No cap when u said “I don’t have a Porsche is my garage” louder the second time I bust out laughing 😂 GGs
My friend's daughter is black and she dressed as Merida for Halloween while her cousin who is white dressed as Moana. They were dressing as their favourite characters for Halloween, NOTHING MORE.
Jet Fireside If you have any pictures of that, send them to Cosmo!
If a feminist female tries to tell you something that you don't care about and she says it again in a louder good voice, tell her to stop she-peating herself.
Real shit?😨
This made me laugh. Don't ever change.
I've been binging your content and I really enjoy your narration; it reminds me of Larissia Thompson. It just sounds so smooth and smart.
eata the cookie dough raw
E A T A
I read that in Arnold S's voice
RAAAAAAAAAAW
What does this mean
Acunt
bisexual here, can confirm we’re evil.
ramen friend As a fellow bisexual, I second this.
I would like to add on to that: once when I was 7, I left a pinecone on my neighbor's doormat so they'll step onto a pinecone when they head out to work >:)
me too am bi, and we are quite dastardly.
Also bisexual. Can confirm the confirmation.
ramen friend
As a fellow bisexual. YEs yes we are very evil.
0:44 your couch cant reply to you or listen to you.
Glad to see you're nearing a mill subs.. also, tell Skeptic I will not hold my peace at the wedding.
Me: *makes GF breakfast*
GF: Did you just cheat on me?
Shoe:"My stuffed animals can't get pregnant."
Me: "Sounds like a challenge!"
Shoe: "What?"
Me:"SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE!"
2020 is really gonna be the year of “how is this not a horror movie?”
I love you. I always laugh - loudly - during your videos XD My queen.
"I'm not lazy because people from my gender are hard workers." Flawless logic.
+Minxi Meow
Yep, absolutely flawless.
;-)
“Daddy, can I dress up as Rapunzel?”
“Now, honey, Mulan is of your race, and I don’t want you dressing up outside your race.”
I just discovered your channel and you make awesome videos they are hilarious. Thanks for what you do.
You're so funny and I love your content 😂😂😂
Also, you're really pretty tbh.😊
Shoe's engaged!!!
Really ? Awesome!
Grats Shoe ... erhh, I mean June. :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOO
Wow, thanks for the spoiler. Might as well unsubscribe now.
Hypergamy’s real, even for shoe on head lol
Feminists: We need to get rid of offensive black women stereotypes.
Black Woman: WASSUP MA NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!
I stay til end of all videos for bloopers :)
You keep getting better!
When you got school tomorow
But... shoeonhead
gman gamer the 1 when school ended 1/24 and you have nothing better to do with your life.
*me looking for another youtube video to watch*
*shoe:* "why are you still here?
*Me:* IM FYCKING GOING
Liked the kids with guns background music in the background and at the end-very refreshing.
4:51 "Because nothing screams (its about equality though) like more sexist terms meant to shame men for things women do as well" is one of my favorite quotes ever