Let’s Talk About “Black Jobs”

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  5 месяцев назад +2549

    Hi Friends thanks for watching. Make sure to subscribe. Goal is 650k by Sept 1

  • @clairelashaun4886
    @clairelashaun4886 5 месяцев назад +4710

    "I love seeing black people succeed at stuff I didn't know we did." 🤣😂😅😂🤣 FACTS!!! 💯😁

    • @Badbaby72
      @Badbaby72 5 месяцев назад +57

      Me too 😊

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 5 месяцев назад

      I love to see white people succeed... just kidding, that would be racist, right? I like this comedy, but when you're calling out racism please remember that if you care about the medal winners skin colour then you are being a bit racist yourself. That's a white job, ha.

    • @bambolou
      @bambolou 5 месяцев назад +36

      Same.

    • @thesharkangel6341
      @thesharkangel6341 5 месяцев назад +30

      No, but I'm not even aa and I feel this so much as well!! I'm glad he put it in words!!

    • @abysspresence
      @abysspresence 5 месяцев назад +60

      hilarious on its own merits but as a black person who's been thinking about picking up fencing for a minute I was just Gone. what a treat

  • @janettewong9900
    @janettewong9900 5 месяцев назад +3262

    This is a sign that you and your friends should bring nice candles, candleholders, and a fancy lighter as presents next time

    • @alee7322
      @alee7322 5 месяцев назад +177

      Or use their cell phones 😂😂😂😂

    • @ms.bonilla8059
      @ms.bonilla8059 5 месяцев назад +138

      ​​@@alee7322That's what I thought!! "No one had a cell phone?" 😂😂

    • @lwills8609
      @lwills8609 5 месяцев назад +79

      @@alee7322 I was thinking he was going to say they turned the flashlight on on their cell phones!!! 🤣🤣

    • @alexisalexis4469
      @alexisalexis4469 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@ms.bonilla8059My exact thoughts!

    • @Madyuki
      @Madyuki 5 месяцев назад +46

      ​@@ms.bonilla8059 not sure if he said when, but old cell phones didn't have flashlights

  • @Zachandnichchannel
    @Zachandnichchannel 5 месяцев назад +2053

    Its only Tuesday and Josh has already sold out all 8 shows this weekend in Arlington Texas. Its your time brother, we are happy for you.

    • @brendatomlinson
      @brendatomlinson 5 месяцев назад +28

      I had to go to Arlington LAST weekend! Shoot, timing sux

    • @choney324
      @choney324 5 месяцев назад +12

      Wowwwwwwwww!!!! I didn't know he was in Arlington!!!

    • @JStack
      @JStack 5 месяцев назад +34

      I saw someone watching his Kendrick/Drake beef video on the train a few weeks ago. The man is POPPING

    • @Zachandnichchannel
      @Zachandnichchannel 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@brendatomlinson he might add an extra show

    • @brendatomlinson
      @brendatomlinson 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Zachandnichchannel that would be great bc I don’t have clients this weekend! Oh wait, not true. I do have clients. Dangit

  • @tkh22
    @tkh22 5 месяцев назад +783

    When Simone posted that picture of herself with her medal and the caption "I love my Black job" 😮‍💨

    • @maribelroman5469
      @maribelroman5469 3 месяца назад +56

      Yea. She dropped the mic on Trump…

    • @franneep
      @franneep 3 месяца назад +31

      ​@@maribelroman5469And with grace, dignity and most of all, PRIDE!

    • @artkarounos816
      @artkarounos816 3 месяца назад +4

      @@maribelroman5469exactly how? 😐

    • @alisonjohnson1701
      @alisonjohnson1701 3 месяца назад +2

      What does that mean anyway???

    • @artkarounos816
      @artkarounos816 3 месяца назад

      @@alisonjohnson1701 it means illegals are taking jobs traditionally performed by black men especially men who were incarcerated and can’t find work so easily. They probably pay illegals less too it’s a problem.

  • @InstantSanity
    @InstantSanity 5 месяцев назад +585

    I don't know why but "you don't have to whisper, it's just dark" absolutely took me out

    • @keywestjoe1
      @keywestjoe1 4 месяца назад +15

      Marco Polo style, hilarious

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda 4 месяца назад +15

      longest story EVER being in the dark 🤣

  • @Chrissy8-m1i
    @Chrissy8-m1i 5 месяцев назад +2497

    Josh Johnson is giving honor where honor is due. A black man honoring and lifting up black women. This is black love🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

    • @superduperkid3143
      @superduperkid3143 5 месяцев назад

      How many comments will you make? Shut up.

    • @memedump8
      @memedump8 5 месяцев назад +23

      marlon humphrey could learn a thing or two from Josh

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 5 месяцев назад +117

      This white woman is lovin' this black man lovin' these black women! All solid gold winners!!

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 5 месяцев назад +1

      Love that! ​@@maryroberts589

    • @idkwhybut...
      @idkwhybut... 5 месяцев назад +68

      Ain't gonna ​@@blameyourmamma for your bitterness. That's all you

  • @feraljane
    @feraljane 5 месяцев назад +1361

    Love the Black Woman Summer! I saw somewhere that Simone Biles commented, ‘I love my black job.’ Except hers really is a black job - no one else is doing what she’s doing.

    • @FunkyLittlePoptart
      @FunkyLittlePoptart 5 месяцев назад +79

      No one else *can* do what she's doing! She's a miracle.

    • @memedump8
      @memedump8 5 месяцев назад +68

      Some other people are and still it was an all black podium with Rebeca, Simone and Jordan
      It was amazing to see

    • @kmarch6630
      @kmarch6630 5 месяцев назад +10

      That doesn't make it a black job.

    • @metallsnubben
      @metallsnubben 5 месяцев назад +76

      @@FunkyLittlePoptartI checked her wikipedia page for how many medals she has, saw a section called _skills_ (which apparently is the term for the "tricks" so to speak). So it was like a "greatest hits" list of her hardest tricks.
      And a bunch of them are just called "Biles" (or Biles II, the sequel) and have descriptions like "Biles is the only woman to have performed the Biles vault"

    • @FunkyLittlePoptart
      @FunkyLittlePoptart 5 месяцев назад +39

      @@metallsnubben I swear that all those noodles going on about the boxer being a man are going to go off about her being part bird or something. I cannot even begin to imagine the level of devotion and sacrifice it takes to be the GOAT in a sport that hard. How long before they stop calling it gymnastics and just start with "Bilesing?"

  • @awhit1584
    @awhit1584 5 месяцев назад +1512

    “out here treating broke like a country” 😂

    • @DonnaHenley-i9n
      @DonnaHenley-i9n 5 месяцев назад +47

      @@awhit1584 I live there.

    • @sheriwalsh291
      @sheriwalsh291 5 месяцев назад +28

      Not sure why this line hit me so hard, but I felt this one 😂

    • @elephant_888
      @elephant_888 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@sheriwalsh291it’s such a fantastic line, I’m surprised I’m just hearing it for the first time!!! 🤣

    • @lindagraves3129
      @lindagraves3129 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@DonnaHenley-i9n😂 hey, we're neighbors! 😁

    • @pamelajohnson6825
      @pamelajohnson6825 3 месяца назад +3

      Watching this one again. Still funny AF!!!

  • @JoelApplegate
    @JoelApplegate 4 месяца назад +139

    This guy is brilliant without showing off. Hope he has a long and wonderful career!

  • @nicolegevirtz9398
    @nicolegevirtz9398 5 месяцев назад +237

    “… it’s different when the darkness is not your choice.”
    Like… just pure poetry. He paints with words when describing a ridiculous situation.

    • @robynpooser7029
      @robynpooser7029 3 месяца назад +9

      Intelligent, articulate, honest, Happy, thoughtful, curious, funny.

  • @TheFullmetalsword
    @TheFullmetalsword 5 месяцев назад +7174

    This thumbnail is hilarious cause it looks like Josh is one of the black women winning

  • @memedump8
    @memedump8 5 месяцев назад +1291

    And when Simone lost it was against another black woman (Rebeca Andrade) and the third place went to, you guessed, another black athlete (Jordan Chiles)
    This is really Black Women Summer both sides of the pond

    • @tobisouza1294
      @tobisouza1294 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@blameyourmamma
      ???

    • @irondragonmaiden
      @irondragonmaiden 5 месяцев назад +72

      That was for floor. Simone won 3 gold medals (Teams, All Around, and Vault) and got a silver for Floor. She unfortunately didn't medal for Beam due to an uncharacteristic fall, but given that it's usually unlikely for the All Around gold medalists to medal in other events (mostly because they used all of their energy to get the All Around medal, that's normal (it's kind of what happened with Sunisa Lee, and even then she still got bronze in Bars).
      (Though I know this is off topic, the Italians surprised everyone by having an Italian gold medalist for Beam and they won silver for Teams. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, but Italy NEVER medals, it's usually the USA, China, Russia or Romania who medal. Both Italy and Brazil were dark horses this year, Italy more so since they don't even have their own Rebeca Andrade and they did as usual in the last Olympics)
      Frankly, a lot of people aren't also talking about how both Simone Biles and even Rebeca Andrade are also outliers since there's not many Olympic Gymnasts who are 27 and 25 and competing at their level. At their age, many gymnasts are retiring and both medalled!

    • @anotherpointofview222
      @anotherpointofview222 5 месяцев назад +4

      They were all very talented, gifted, disciplined, high performing, young women. All of them beautiful, with beautifully colored skin of varying hues.
      None of them were black.

    • @karenrichardson595
      @karenrichardson595 5 месяцев назад

      Facts 🎉

    • @SalimSivaad
      @SalimSivaad 5 месяцев назад +41

      @@anotherpointofview222Now we’re playing semantic games about whether Black people are the color black? Are you under the impression that White people are actually white and Asian people are actually yellow?

  • @jc3m
    @jc3m 5 месяцев назад +780

    Only Josh can make me go from cracking up about ridiculous physical comedy to making me deeply ponder a societal assumption - and then back. The best kind of whiplash.

    • @thesharkangel6341
      @thesharkangel6341 5 месяцев назад +21

      Agreed. Its the best kind of comedy!

    • @karenrichardson595
      @karenrichardson595 4 месяца назад +3

      Exactly!!! Love his style!!

    • @beckymiller2277
      @beckymiller2277 4 месяца назад +3

      Well said!

    • @pyromaniacalmagpie3198
      @pyromaniacalmagpie3198 3 месяца назад +4

      It almost seems like he's just having a really funny conversation, And then whenever he says serious stuff I haven't yet heard him say anything that I disagree with, he's never said anything racist or rude that I have heard. He seems like a really smart dude and it seems like comedy just comes super effortlessly to him and that's why he's been my favourite comedian lately. It just seems so genuine while still being hilarious.

    • @michelleischia
      @michelleischia 29 дней назад

      ❤❤❤

  • @christopherbedford9897
    @christopherbedford9897 5 месяцев назад +217

    And then Simone Biles Tweeted "I love my Black job" 🔟

    • @susanheinz5804
      @susanheinz5804 2 месяца назад +4

      @@christopherbedford9897 That was hilarious!🤣😍 She rarely makes public comments. Of course some people took issue with it. Trumpers, no doubt.

    • @advike9882
      @advike9882 2 месяца назад

      @@susanheinz5804 Democrats are crazy with their racism victim hood. So desperate that they take an Indian as black. (Obama was half white as well.) Glad that Simone loves her Black job. But how many blacks are doing her job and getting paid for it? Obviously he wasn't talking about you!

  • @kellonwheelz_66
    @kellonwheelz_66 5 месяцев назад +195

    I just LOVE the fact that this young man is absolutely hi-LAR-ious without using a single cuss word! I've been cry-laughing through his whole set! 😂🤣😂😭🤣😂

    • @wwiya93jp
      @wwiya93jp 4 месяца назад +12

      Exactly! Not one cuss word used. He is very good 😂

    • @paulinedemarall1575
      @paulinedemarall1575 2 месяца назад +2

      I agree. No cussing!

  • @tjzambonischwartz
    @tjzambonischwartz 5 месяцев назад +538

    I legitimately do not understand how you manage to crank out the quantity of absolutely GOLDEN material that you do week after week. I am in awe of your abilities.

    • @rkms5606
      @rkms5606 5 месяцев назад +18

      The giftedness of a comedy WRITER on display. ❤

    • @CantBuyDeem
      @CantBuyDeem 5 месяцев назад +7

      Fr tho. The videos just KEEP coming and the jokes always new

    • @tjzambonischwartz
      @tjzambonischwartz 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@CantBuyDeem Not just always new, but new jokes that always LAND too. That's fucking HARD TO DO.

    • @jpatch917
      @jpatch917 3 месяца назад

      HEAR, HEAR! ❤

    • @LonnieBhi
      @LonnieBhi 10 дней назад

      Comedians have such a natural ability to turn their trauma into humor. I have a cousin like that, his stories are wildly funny but it makes you wonder if it really happened or is he just that hilarious?! I believe it's both.

  • @siucracos
    @siucracos 5 месяцев назад +658

    Describing fencing as "cosplaying Bridgerton" is one of the most accurate descriptions of anything in the history of ever

    • @gigiarmany
      @gigiarmany 5 месяцев назад +5

      Ikr!!😂😂

    • @TheDirtyWork
      @TheDirtyWork 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂history of ever😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @MisterLobb
      @MisterLobb 5 месяцев назад +3

      I have to Google Bridgerton.

    • @alarin612
      @alarin612 5 месяцев назад +1

      There is no swordplay in that show.

    • @thedevicebook
      @thedevicebook 5 месяцев назад +17

      ​@alarin612 The Bridgerton sons have many hobbies & fencing is one. It is shown on screen too. However much more screen time is given to boxing & they spectate more than they participate. If you're going to say "this didn't happen on this show" it's best to be caught up with all the seasons and episodes. Now that said, nobody NEEDS to watch Bridgerton. It just strikes me if you want to be pedantic enough to correct people, at least be correct.

  • @wiljanhopeable
    @wiljanhopeable 5 месяцев назад +186

    Josh is doing his "black" job perfectly!! I just luv Josh!!

  • @rstritmatter
    @rstritmatter 4 месяца назад +131

    Josh, thanks for being not only funny, but a gifted teacher.

  • @ItsBAndBees
    @ItsBAndBees 5 месяцев назад +114

    “You don’t need to whisper, it’s just dark” 😅 why do we always do that though??

    • @carlaaxelson6338
      @carlaaxelson6338 4 месяца назад +10

      It’s like we turn down the radio in the car cuz we have to focus

    • @davechongle
      @davechongle Месяц назад +4

      instinct maybe? some predators hunted at night like lions and tigers

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 13 дней назад

      Safety first! 😂

    • @licensed_beheader
      @licensed_beheader 9 дней назад

      Instinctual response since you are most vulnerable in the dark to any potential predator lurking around. Read a study but it was like a decade ago apparently we subconsciously go into alert mode in the dark especially when outdoors with a lot of vegetation.

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ 5 месяцев назад +993

    When they talk about Simone, the word I hear the most is "power" 🔥🔥🔥

    • @MirandolinaAmaldin
      @MirandolinaAmaldin 5 месяцев назад +30

      She is amazing. Definitely strong and powerful

    • @DanielGarofalo100
      @DanielGarofalo100 5 месяцев назад +12

      Praise rebeca andrade

    • @HazelwithaZ
      @HazelwithaZ 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@DanielGarofalo100 absolutely! (I just hadn't heard of her until now) 🥇🥇🥇

    • @sunnie19
      @sunnie19 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@HazelwithaZWelcome!!!
      You just saw the GOAT on
      🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

    • @msbronzegoddess3166
      @msbronzegoddess3166 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@DanielGarofalo100No lol

  • @lisaboban
    @lisaboban 5 месяцев назад +1379

    I am not your target audience Josh. I am a white female senior citizen living in Indiana. But you make me laugh so hard!! I love everything about your comedy and get excited every time I see you post! Thank you thank you thank you!!

    • @UltraInstinct-yn1ft
      @UltraInstinct-yn1ft 5 месяцев назад +149

      Not tha target audience? 😂😂 lady, U think tha audience fulla black ppl? 🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️ omg come on now

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban 5 месяцев назад +248

      @@UltraInstinct-yn1ft No, I think the audience is full of very young people!!! If we were related, I'd be Josh's grandmother!!

    • @SKS1572
      @SKS1572 5 месяцев назад +253

      I think you’re his target audience. I human being that can relate to life’s journey and laugh 🫶🏽

    • @dp1563
      @dp1563 5 месяцев назад +64

      ​@lisaboban I would be old white grandmother too and couldn't be prouder. Also Texas eats same southern food. I love Josh.

    • @litallove
      @litallove 5 месяцев назад +107

      I think that he makes himself relatable to the masses. That’s what makes him such a force 💪🏽

  • @CibusMission
    @CibusMission 5 месяцев назад +294

    "Treating Poverty like a culture" this was very well said! It is something that we do. Stay polite, and act like it's normal, whatever it is you see and don't make the person feel embarrassed so that you are welcomed back!

    • @keisharice6713
      @keisharice6713 4 месяца назад +3

      But we normally DON'T want to go back if they have no power😂

  • @keithobryan5555
    @keithobryan5555 2 месяца назад +43

    I just recently found this young man, and I can say without any doubt, he's the the one responsible for my sides hurting so bad from laughter. I love this guy and his delivery is spot on.

  • @paulettemabry2711
    @paulettemabry2711 5 месяцев назад +59

    This man is a comedic genius who takes everyday things and describes them in unbelievable comedy. He educates and entertains without curse words.

  • @shikonaori
    @shikonaori 5 месяцев назад +1500

    That dinner story was fucking wild. Like why didn't y'all just turn on your phone flashlights and point them towards the ceiling or something 😂

    • @sherrigrant573
      @sherrigrant573 5 месяцев назад +86

      What I'm saying lol

    • @desecration171
      @desecration171 5 месяцев назад +44

      Because then they'd have to look at each other and pretend not to notice the problem in the room.

    • @lamhamzzzzzz
      @lamhamzzzzzz 5 месяцев назад +143

      its mostly made up, as with most comedy routine stories. the only point is to build a scene that gets wackier the longer it goes on

    • @rosafowler7431
      @rosafowler7431 5 месяцев назад +83

      Okay, but after the show he was outside taking pictures and the security light kept going on and off right above his head lol.

    • @ann5935
      @ann5935 5 месяцев назад +57

      Yes! This is why I say keep at least 1 candle in the house 😂😭 you never know

  • @Jamievcapp
    @Jamievcapp 5 месяцев назад +244

    Can't really go to a show at this point in my life so gotta show some appreciation!

  • @DetchTube
    @DetchTube 5 месяцев назад +521

    "You'on' need to whisper, it's just dark!" 😆

  • @BluDiamond01
    @BluDiamond01 5 месяцев назад +39

    I’m 46 and recently, fell. The entire way down, I saw: the a/c vent, the wall, a doorknob, my keys, my dog (sitting with a slight head tilt), and a missing sock under the buffet. It took 6-8 seconds for my brain to land in my head. I had the twisties and never twisted. SALUTE TO THE HUMAN FLYERS and PRAYERS for them as they push on to do what they love…Congratulations Simone and the FAAFO CREW!! RESPECT ❤

  • @ReginaNJohnson
    @ReginaNJohnson 3 месяца назад +31

    I LAUGHED SO HARD at the dinner party story at the beginning

  • @braxtonthartabrig
    @braxtonthartabrig 5 месяцев назад +269

    Whenever he does the White House Correspondents Dinner sometime soon in the future…it will be hilarious

    • @GioYoLOL
      @GioYoLOL 4 месяца назад +7

      We can hope 🤞

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 3 месяца назад +2

      Oh yes! Oh please, oh please, oh please!!!

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 3 месяца назад +4

      Perhaps when Kamala takes her place in The White House!!!

  • @Ryanneey
    @Ryanneey 5 месяцев назад +381

    Sweet Jesus, you gotta be the hardest working comedian in the game right now!

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 5 месяцев назад +7

      For real.

    • @78SR
      @78SR 5 месяцев назад

      @@ingridfong-daley5899 Just writing his material is an incredible feat, but his delivery is out of this world.

    • @nonchablunt
      @nonchablunt 5 месяцев назад +5

      right?! he's so prolific and yet the quality remains very high!

    • @aloveaffairwithself
      @aloveaffairwithself 4 месяца назад +1

      Every few days, this man has new material. He is going to be soo big!

    • @keywestjoe1
      @keywestjoe1 4 месяца назад +1

      Some comedians work on a performance for weeks, Josh can do things on the fly. I am a fan!

  • @toober1066
    @toober1066 5 месяцев назад +542

    OMG. I'm an old white guy and laughed with recognition during the story about picking your switch. Mom used to make us do that all the time. "Get a good one or I'll go find one I like!" she'd say. Tennessee girl RIP.

    • @Nanahux
      @Nanahux 5 месяцев назад +49

      If I didn't pick a good switch, my Granny would go pick a limb! I've been telling people this my whole adulthood. Lol
      Lord knows I miss that woman.

    • @toober1066
      @toober1066 5 месяцев назад +28

      @@Nanahux We got to get a little older before we appreciate the tough love that kept us on the straight and narrow.

    • @sharongarrett4356
      @sharongarrett4356 5 месяцев назад +7

      Same!!

    • @mothom323
      @mothom323 5 месяцев назад

      @@toober1066truth!! ❤

    • @Pandameter13
      @Pandameter13 5 месяцев назад +36

      I forget who, but I remember a comedian talking about his sibling bringing back a log, and granny laughing too hard to whoop him. So pro tip if violence comes back to child-rearing

  • @hilarymoonmurphy
    @hilarymoonmurphy 5 месяцев назад +29

    "Playing telephone with each other's ideas" is a brilliant description of why we need a broader view. Thank you, Josh.

  • @grisellephillips1438
    @grisellephillips1438 4 месяца назад +27

    I recently started listening to Josh Johnson. He's great! He takes a simple mundane situation and turns it into a big story that you can suddenly relate to. He does it so elegantly! ❤ Bill Belamy is one of my favorite comedians. Now, I am adding Josh Johnson to my list of comedians I like. 😊

  • @mickjen
    @mickjen 5 месяцев назад +149

    Josh, in front of a black audience, is peak. The accent, the familiarity, the flow of laughter. Yay for everyone.

  • @noahlomax1
    @noahlomax1 5 месяцев назад +151

    Huge shoutout to Black women. HUGE!!!! In the Olympics but most importantly, in life. I love to see you sistahs shine. Great set, Josh!

    • @Chrissy8-m1i
      @Chrissy8-m1i 5 месяцев назад +5

      🖤🖤🖤🖤❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @KatelynBrown-e5o
      @KatelynBrown-e5o 5 месяцев назад +5

      😊🩷

    • @bethanyjohnson8222
      @bethanyjohnson8222 5 месяцев назад +4

      ❤❤

    • @lakeishasmith85
      @lakeishasmith85 5 месяцев назад +5

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @EdKoller
      @EdKoller 5 месяцев назад +7

      Amen, from an atheist, old white guy from central Pennsyltucky.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexisb7297
    @alexisb7297 5 месяцев назад +461

    Lauren Scruggs is the first black *american* woman to win an individual medal in fencing, France's Laura Flessel is actually the first black woman to win in 1996

    • @KristineMaitland
      @KristineMaitland 5 месяцев назад +33

      Thanks for reminding us of that. Also, if my memory serves, there is a black American Muslim family that fences so we have been on the scene for a while.

    • @nonilovechild5524
      @nonilovechild5524 5 месяцев назад

      Would we say The first Yellow woman? No so state where she is from not her color. Trump was right with the Kamala turned Black statement since Black is a color anybody can claim and do at their convenience. Black is not a nationality.

    • @MakeWay4CJ
      @MakeWay4CJ 5 месяцев назад +5

      @KristineMaitland I think that when she was talking about the 1st, she meant in terms of olympians.

    • @lauwilliams-hn8qs
      @lauwilliams-hn8qs 5 месяцев назад +18

      She was known as "The Wasp" and won 5 Olympic medals over the course of three Olympic games.

    • @plwadodveeefdv
      @plwadodveeefdv 4 месяца назад +9

      @@lauwilliams-hn8qs also the most olympic medals in any sport of any french woman, no big deal

  • @Hitemupstyl3B
    @Hitemupstyl3B 28 дней назад +7

    The switch thing took me backkkk!
    Mom was swinging hard, sweating and out of breath. So she stopped to catch her breath. Me…being the 11year old Taurus that I was…the entire time I was standing there with my arms crossed. I looked at her and said “ are you done”?!!! Years later she told me she could have killed me lol! Little did she know…afterwards, I went outside, crawled under the porch, covered my mouth and cried. Told myself that I’ll never let anyone who physically hurt me, see me cry😢 as an adult I understand what she was trying to do, it’s really difficult raising children with no family support. But she is my favorite badazz❤ there is nothing we won’t do for her and the respect all of us show her is rare (or so we’ve been told).

  • @poshradical
    @poshradical 4 месяца назад +22

    You might be the GOAT as a comedian.

  • @JennVoix
    @JennVoix 5 месяцев назад +274

    I am "I grew up in the South before Child Protective Services" years old.
    My kids introduced me to your comedy, and I'm grateful!🙏😍🤩
    Thank you for making me laugh so hard while washing dishes that my teenager could hear me over whatever he was listening to in his earbuds!👏🙏😅😂🤣

    • @WhiteTiger333
      @WhiteTiger333 5 месяцев назад +7

      Haha - we used to get spanked in Kroger's if we needed it, and the other women shoppers stood around watching and approving. 🤣

    • @pansepot1490
      @pansepot1490 4 месяца назад +1

      My mom made ME doing the dishes when I was a teenager.
      Think about it, lady.

    • @rosemarie20
      @rosemarie20 4 месяца назад +2

      Love it. I'm that old, too, and from the South.

  • @PresidentClambake
    @PresidentClambake 5 месяцев назад +125

    This man has a new set EVERY WEEK this man is WORKING

  • @deborahthomas3475
    @deborahthomas3475 5 месяцев назад +188

    Years ago my husband and I went to see Buffy the Vampire Slayer at a place that served drinks. When we got home he spent the evening trying to do cartwheels. He was in some pain the next day. The last time I did a cartwheel i smacked my foot on a sturdy table.
    Simone has the most unimaginable strong body.

  • @lilys7431
    @lilys7431 5 месяцев назад +12

    Josh so grateful you are sharing your talent with us! Makes my world a happier place.

  • @soulpower9570
    @soulpower9570 5 месяцев назад +26

    I love smart comedians!! His work is well thought out and hilarious! 😂 😂

  • @Blauqkween
    @Blauqkween 5 месяцев назад +177

    I was there as a birthday surprise, because I did not know where I was going I looked at the HUGE crowd. I saw young, old, people of all races, preppy to grunge, conservative to eccentric people. There was no way for me to guess. I did NOT look at the marquee and the people in line said nothing. When the two people came on stage I closed my ears, and then figured out it was comedy. I closed my ears until the HEADLINER came on and it was JOSH. I was excited, I almost screamed. I smiled so hard and laughed even harder. Great show, did not disappoint. The crowd that was there to see him is a testament to how good he is. We were able to met him and he is uber nice. GREAT SHOW from one of my favorite young comedians!!!!!!

  • @bovinityleak2066
    @bovinityleak2066 5 месяцев назад +122

    Re simone biles bit: “y’all she gone. She’s going to space!”
    😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @tammyhavens
    @tammyhavens 5 месяцев назад +39

    Laughing till I cried! Got me going with "pick your switch"! I am 65, white and raised in Memphis Tn. Southern Grandmas in general practiced that same dark art of discipline.

  • @JustinThorntonArt
    @JustinThorntonArt 5 месяцев назад +14

    What I find impressive about this set is how polished it is even though it’s about stuff that just happened. It had the feel of a set that had been worked on and tested for awhile and not the less polished evening monologue of a late night show.

  • @valdagadsden2956
    @valdagadsden2956 5 месяцев назад +9

    Josh is such a great story teller and comedian. He keeps me laughing and thinking. Thanks Josh 👍

  • @kianna4954
    @kianna4954 5 месяцев назад +278

    I love how in this hypothetical Josh and his friends had rather sat in the dark then just turn their flashlights on 😭😭😭😭

    • @HellaGust
      @HellaGust 5 месяцев назад +26

      Well I mean taking your phone out at dinner would just be rude, y'know?

    • @shancandance
      @shancandance 5 месяцев назад +11

      You think this fellow would invest in some cheap 🕯️ candles to keep around if reg occurence 😂

    • @pathmor
      @pathmor 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@HellaGustI mean you could put your phone face down on the table and then face the flashlight up so there’s a light source

    • @houseofproctor
      @houseofproctor 4 месяца назад +1

      I mean there are pop up dinner experiences called dinner in the dark so it wouldn’t be implausible

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 5 месяцев назад +153

    I think the funniest part about the eating in the dark story is that no one else said anything about the dark, and no one thought to turn on the flashlight on their phone and set it on the table as a light.

    • @anndeecosita3586
      @anndeecosita3586 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think that would help but the range span of the light wouldn’t that great especially if it’s lying flat on the table. Lighting Candles would be the better option. Most people I know keep candles and real deal flashlights in case of power outages from storms.

    • @mjojo7070
      @mjojo7070 5 месяцев назад

      It felt like an Atlanta episode lmao

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 5 месяцев назад

      @@anndeecosita3586 the light would be facing up. Much brighter than a candle which not many people have.

    • @mumuvp
      @mumuvp 5 месяцев назад

      That's how you know it's a bit, not true story

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 6 часов назад

      Sigh the story is prefaced with the idea that the host unwittingly chose the perfect guests who would absolutely not take any initiative without the host's acknowledgment of a situation change. Even just quietly turning on their phone light would hit the same proactive beat as asking aloud why the lights went out. Whether you find that believable is up to you, but I thought he sold it well enough that I didn't have that "fake!!!! FAKE" gut response.

  • @nickrp88
    @nickrp88 5 месяцев назад +227

    Props to the editor, the zoom game is on point.

    • @abasdarhon
      @abasdarhon 5 месяцев назад +9

      I'm at the point where I think the editor feels like they might be overpaid and is trying to earn it.

    • @Triplemother
      @Triplemother 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yes! I notice those skills, makes the segment even funnier

    • @Simplelivingslowliving
      @Simplelivingslowliving 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 3 месяца назад +1

      I think the props should go to the camera operator…

  • @SpydrXIII
    @SpydrXIII 5 месяцев назад +21

    when my grandma told me to go *pick a switch* one time, i just never came back inside and she forgot all about it.

    • @pamelah1220
      @pamelah1220 10 дней назад +2

      Sadly my mother waited at the door. Eye contact and everything

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 5 месяцев назад +25

    8:05 "..I can see...I can see...nah I can't see anything..."🤣🤣🤣

  • @dewberrystar
    @dewberrystar 5 месяцев назад +77

    Josh is so talented at storytelling, that dinner story is freaking hilarious but his delivery made it like 1000% funnier 😂🤣

  • @nikki80368
    @nikki80368 5 месяцев назад +301

    Okay whoever on the editing team doing the zooms needs a RAISE 😂😂 cuz Josh alone is funny but these random closeups have me wheeeeezing

    • @abasdarhon
      @abasdarhon 5 месяцев назад +11

      Please don't give the editor(s) more money; we'll start getting sudden closeups of Josh's shoes or just one eye as it widens slightly.

    • @OctopusOwl
      @OctopusOwl 5 месяцев назад +7

      The editing has been phenomenal

    • @regina0273
      @regina0273 5 месяцев назад +6

      Def noticed the change a few weeks ago ! Top tier🔥😂

    • @Luvurselffirst
      @Luvurselffirst 5 месяцев назад +1

      This is the truth

    • @TheDirtyWork
      @TheDirtyWork 5 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThatGurl-eo2es
    @ThatGurl-eo2es 5 месяцев назад +51

    "You don't need to whisper, it's just dark." Made me actually spit my tea out 😂

  • @jamiechild4949
    @jamiechild4949 8 дней назад +1

    My mom sent me a video a few days ago and I am addicted. You are seriously the light in the darkness. Thank you for your humor and the way in which you deliver it. We are in Utah and I could afford it I’d buy 2 tickets to your show here in Feb. you are killing it

  • @pringlized
    @pringlized 4 месяца назад +6

    Great routine. But you had me at "pick your switch" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rynnlemieux5339
    @rynnlemieux5339 5 месяцев назад +185

    I used to live in SF and went to comedy clubs often, Josh Tuesdays lets me feel like I'm back in the dark room, laughing with strangers. ❤

    • @kingtut8133
      @kingtut8133 5 месяцев назад +1

      U lived in small forward 🤨

    • @rynnlemieux5339
      @rynnlemieux5339 5 месяцев назад

      @@kingtut8133 😄

    • @lillianmvargaso4960
      @lillianmvargaso4960 5 месяцев назад +3

      So nice- especially in the time we are currently living. He is like magic for laughter.😂

    • @thesharkangel6341
      @thesharkangel6341 5 месяцев назад +2

      I've not had the opportunity to go to one yet, but that sounds really really nice :]

    • @madoldbatwoman
      @madoldbatwoman 5 месяцев назад +2

      That's the joy of being there isn't it? Not just the person doing the funnies, it's enjoying them with others.

  • @Ginger_Spicy_Candor
    @Ginger_Spicy_Candor 5 месяцев назад +142

    the level of his genius is crazy

  • @hannahgracehorn
    @hannahgracehorn 21 день назад +4

    Honestly I can say Josh has improved so much in such a short time. He makes me belllly laugh.

  • @amack9303
    @amack9303 3 месяца назад +5

    Apparently, I've been under a rock cause I am just discovering this man.I am in stitches.New subscriber love it!!!!😂😂😂

  • @jimm.6542
    @jimm.6542 5 месяцев назад +120

    The old Richard Pryor reference of the bush in the backyard still resonates. I’m 62 and remember that bush in our backyard. It’s funny now, but…….😢

    • @bettyebooker361
      @bettyebooker361 5 месяцев назад +7

      We all remember that burning butt bush‼️ At 66 I 😢 remember ok?!

  • @elladaze
    @elladaze 5 месяцев назад +126

    As soon as he mentioned Kamala Harris an ad for her popped up. I mean talk about comedic timing 😂. Great show as always 🎉

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 5 месяцев назад +4

      I was watching her Pennsylvania speech and announcement of the VP while this was on and missed the live!😅

    • @litallove
      @litallove 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same! 😂

    • @wolvmarine313
      @wolvmarine313 5 месяцев назад +4

      Too bad she identified as Indian. Oh well.

    • @oslonorway547
      @oslonorway547 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@wolvmarine313 Wrong. She is Indian, but identifies as black. Has several clips of her proudly saying she is Indian. Are you seriously letting her new campaign southern accent deceive you?

    • @wolvmarine313
      @wolvmarine313 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@oslonorway547
      Absolutely not. I know she's a fraud, hence my comment for him to not include her in his show for next time.

  • @normette
    @normette 5 месяцев назад +125

    I was at this show, and it was phenomenal!! 🔥🔥🔥👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @DonnaHenley-i9n
      @DonnaHenley-i9n 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@normette I was at Friday's show. Fire.

  • @kwi5331
    @kwi5331 5 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks!

  • @pegitamg9716
    @pegitamg9716 5 месяцев назад +64

    So good to see your audience are completely invested in your career. You are such a talented comedian!

  • @carpooltonal
    @carpooltonal 5 месяцев назад +139

    Another Joshday brings the joy to the masses!! I Can't wait!!

  • @kalynn092
    @kalynn092 5 месяцев назад +79

    Picking a switch was definitely psychological torture! It had to be good enough but not TOO good 😂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 5 месяцев назад

      Trevor has a similar bit on that

    • @abasdarhon
      @abasdarhon 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@LindaC616 So did Richard Pryor. No one owns childhood experiences.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 5 месяцев назад

      @abasdarhon okay, but don't expect people to laugh as uproariously as when they heard it the first time 10 years ago

    • @nottodaylilbaldhead
      @nottodaylilbaldhead 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@LindaC616 it is funnier depending on who telling the story.

  • @zd3365
    @zd3365 4 месяца назад +3

    I am SO HAPPY I have found your comedy. What a gift you have, Josh...I hope to see you live someday soon. Your ability to blend everyday life observation with social commentary reminds me of the late, great Paul Mooney.

  • @lillyenovis15
    @lillyenovis15 3 месяца назад +2

    Simone is absolutely phenomenal, and an incredible sweetheart too! Her season on Dancing With the Stars was just precious!

  • @lwilson2650
    @lwilson2650 5 месяцев назад +74

    The camera cut to the fencing hand was wild 😂

  • @lotsoffun4939
    @lotsoffun4939 5 месяцев назад +50

    This man releases a special every fucking week. It’s incredible

  • @CoClock
    @CoClock 5 месяцев назад +86

    Yesss!! I’m doing an all-nighter. This is my reward for completing my next Task! Back in 15 mins!

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 5 месяцев назад +9

      Congrats 👏👏 how's it going? 😁

    • @CoClock
      @CoClock 5 месяцев назад +11

      Task done - in spite of tech making me have to redo part of it 🙄 . Took 3x as long but I earned it. Watched the set for my reward! 🎉
      This was a good show. I’m so glad to see Josh commanding this big venue. Keep up the good grind everyone. The right hard work pays off!

  • @lisabrown9132
    @lisabrown9132 17 дней назад +2

    Im 55 and love the way his brain works! Overanylizers and over thinkers get it. But hell say it out loud! The charm and mannerly young man he is just adds to it! And he relates to EVERYONE! Its all things weve thought n never said! He is a RARE talent!!! And he keeps it pg! Salute to who raised him!

    • @Drtbykr1
      @Drtbykr1 4 дня назад

      Some George Carlin in him. Calling Netflix.

  • @SakuraPardeshi1
    @SakuraPardeshi1 5 месяцев назад +93

    Dear Josh Johnson, It was great and surreal to see my favourite duo, you and Logan, live, in Atlanta this past Saturday!!!! Every so often during your show, I almost had to pinch myself to confirm that I wasn't dreaming! Thank you guys for coming!!!!

  • @jarednthomas
    @jarednthomas 5 месяцев назад +79

    My man! Those stages are getting bigger and bigger 🎉

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 5 месяцев назад +6

      They are! Good on him!

  • @liliththerapper
    @liliththerapper 5 месяцев назад +85

    I suffer from paranoia. And I basically sabotaged my own career,because I was afraid that very evil people rule the world and I would be used and abused by them if I pursued my career. Seeing such a decent human being like you josh,I know that’s not true. You inspired me to revitalize my music. Which actually gave me a little peace in this chaotic world. Thank you so much. I think you’re the next Dave Chappelle and I got tears rolling down my cheek as I say this. I love you bro 🙏🏽❤️💯

    • @TinaSibiya
      @TinaSibiya 5 месяцев назад +1

      You were not wrong they do rule the world and they did that to me.

    • @zillaha1513
      @zillaha1513 5 месяцев назад +2

      What happened if you do not mind sharing?

    • @liliththerapper
      @liliththerapper 5 месяцев назад

      @@TinaSibiya you make music?

    • @jed641
      @jed641 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@liliththerapper hey its okay, yes a few very rich billionaires have considerable influence, but they don't determine your path exactly. we can all change things for the better. find your community and keep making music even if you only have ten listeners its about what it does for your wellbeing

    • @liliththerapper
      @liliththerapper 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@jed641 thank you so much 🙏🏽🔥💯❤️

  • @lwilso9152
    @lwilso9152 5 месяцев назад +12

    The next time he tells the dinner in the dark story, he should start by saying “for this next part I need yal to close your eyes to get the whole experience”

  • @Omoloya1
    @Omoloya1 5 месяцев назад +64

    You did the Switch Joke. Plus fencing.
    Thank you.❤

    • @Omoloya1
      @Omoloya1 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @jazzhaynes1766
    @jazzhaynes1766 5 месяцев назад +233

    Josh, YOU MADE IT TO 600+K SUBSCRIBERS!!!! ❤❤❤

    • @bonnieplattner3094
      @bonnieplattner3094 5 месяцев назад +12

      Should easily be a million .Push everyone to like and subscribe. With the numbers Google is more than recognition. Can be a really good piece of cash

    • @marshahector1473
      @marshahector1473 5 месяцев назад +8

      Why there aren't over 1 million subscribers is a head scratch

    • @PatrickBC
      @PatrickBC 5 месяцев назад +3

      Fuck, i didn't noticed! Yeaaaaah! 🙏🏻 🙌🏻 ❤️

    • @jerronpickens352
      @jerronpickens352 5 месяцев назад +3

      His delivery is
      A FXCKING 1

  • @inesspanni
    @inesspanni 5 месяцев назад +22

    My my, I'm 70 seconds in & I had to pause & hop right to the comments cause no way could I have seen the light bill comin!!!!!!!! Spit water all over my phone screen!!! Josh!!!! You a comedic nut rapped up in genius & impeccable timing/delivery!!!
    Okay, back to the video. . .😂😭🤣🤪😘

  • @TriceeAle
    @TriceeAle 4 месяца назад +1

    Hi Josh, I just subscribed to your channel yesterday and thanks for the acknowledgement! You are just HILARIOUS! 😆 I'm just CRACKING UP & CRYING at the same time!! 🤣 You are such a DELIGHT! I'm so very Proud of you!! I am definitely a FAN!!You are so handsome with so much swagger and like I said in my previous post, you really remind me of my son & I'm so proud of him too!! You're an amazing young Black Man!! Keep on doing what you're doing because it's working!!! 👍

  • @GailButcher-dw5fi
    @GailButcher-dw5fi 5 месяцев назад +3

    Josh, how have you not gotten a netflix special ? Not only are your jokes funny, but the delivery is spot on........

  • @hirograveyard8236
    @hirograveyard8236 5 месяцев назад +27

    My great grandmother used to braid switches together. My family is lit.

    • @amusingkiwi1981
      @amusingkiwi1981 5 месяцев назад +5

      Holy shit 😳🤣

    • @Oleandra_13
      @Oleandra_13 4 месяца назад

      So was your legs/ass haha

    • @jpatch917
      @jpatch917 3 месяца назад

      I still reference that, but I only talk to my cats and I’m pretty sure they don’t give a fuck. 😂

  • @MadHatterTheMatter
    @MadHatterTheMatter 5 месяцев назад +33

    "and it had been SOME TIME" I feel you dude. I've had dinners like this. I love you. Spreading like I can.

    • @purplepixie274
      @purplepixie274 5 месяцев назад +1

      Especially when I'm struggling with what I like. I don't want to be rude but if the texture/saltiness/not used to it is hurting me, it feels like forever.

  • @bajanconcepts
    @bajanconcepts 5 месяцев назад +44

    when he said, "cause she heard him....." that alone killed me....the delivery ya'll 🤣

  • @felixhug6503
    @felixhug6503 24 дня назад +2

    What I loooove about the clips I have seen so far is they are genuinely funny. Based on simple observations and reflections, without the need of constantly using profanity.

  • @thornbush17
    @thornbush17 2 месяца назад +5

    Josh Johnson for president!!!

  • @jahlink1ify
    @jahlink1ify 5 месяцев назад +42

    this guy is freaking brilliant i hope he sticks around for a very long time

  • @Rarba786
    @Rarba786 5 месяцев назад +14

    His keen observational skills and intelligence coming together as his comedic skills and timing is like no other of his generation. Great to see you grow week over week!

  • @gray7433
    @gray7433 5 месяцев назад +27

    Whoever edited this video needs all the props. I'm cracking up with just the smash cuts to your face 🤣

  • @marypfender9984
    @marypfender9984 3 месяца назад +4

    Just found your channel. You are hysterical!

  • @RM-bf7to
    @RM-bf7to 5 месяцев назад +23

    Thank You. You had me laughing with tears, at the no lights dinner. You are by far, my favorite comedian. 😂🤣 And it’s a Black Women’s Summer, Fall, and the next 4 years. ❤️🤍💙

  • @Irfanhill
    @Irfanhill 5 месяцев назад +251

    I felt so attacked as a French when he said "the first Black woman to get a gold medal in fencing"! I know many Americans do not care about fencing (that's ok) and font know anything about other countries (that's NOT okay), but Laura Flessel is a LEGEND in France, and I think she's pretty famous worldwide, as far as "fencing famous" carries you. She's the only fencer most people in France can name anyway.
    Just a small comment to educate you.
    BTW, her first two gold medals were won in the USA, in Atlanta in 1996!

    • @ragantate3995
      @ragantate3995 5 месяцев назад +21

      Your beef is with education structure on a grand scale. Plus not everyone watches the Olympics to recall names. I can say it’s possible you’re not familiar with what goes on here in America regarding African Americans from what you just said here & that would still be due to information available or lacking. You gotta be here to know just like we got to be there to know is what it is.

    • @dizfunctionaldes
      @dizfunctionaldes 5 месяцев назад +54

      He said black woman, but he meant black American woman.

    • @ThPwrNThPuff
      @ThPwrNThPuff 5 месяцев назад +16

      That is amazing, ty for sharing😸
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Flessel-Colovic

    • @ThirrinDiamond
      @ThirrinDiamond 5 месяцев назад +4

      SHES A POLITICIAN TOO?!

    • @InimitableAde
      @InimitableAde 5 месяцев назад +21

      I didn't know that, and I lived in Atlanta during the Centennial Olympics, but didn't watch any of the fencing competitions. Thank you!

  • @angelaa7388
    @angelaa7388 5 месяцев назад +41

    As someone who had the electricity turned off on then multiple times due to parental shittiness: this is Fing hilarious.

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 5 месяцев назад

    Thanks!