They’re Eating WHAT? Another Debate Debacle

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 месяца назад +5154

    Hi Friends thanks for watching. Make sure to subscribe. Goal is 700k by Oct 1

    • @VeganKolache
      @VeganKolache 2 месяца назад +86

      Just starting now. Love all your work, been watching for years.
      Side question: do you have the name of the song that plays during the countdown?

    • @HarperPolo
      @HarperPolo 2 месяца назад +53

      You got it

    • @21johnja
      @21johnja 2 месяца назад +56

      Fastest growing channel ever 🎉

    • @tomliuyt
      @tomliuyt 2 месяца назад +28

      Done

    • @loydfreeman5743
      @loydfreeman5743 2 месяца назад +57

      Seriously, you should be @200m + subs by now. Your comedy is Gold sir. Keep on keepin on

  • @npres91
    @npres91 2 месяца назад +11142

    Josh is the new face of comedy. Highly professional, intelligent, and a brilliant cultural emulsifier in an age of division. Bravo, sir. Thanks for the smiles and laughs.

    • @commentingmythoughts
      @commentingmythoughts 2 месяца назад +462

      Not only do I agree with your sentiments wholeheartedly, I just have to say that "cultural emulsifier" is an incredible phrase. I dig that.

    • @BN-zk2bv
      @BN-zk2bv 2 месяца назад +230

      I am old as dirt and love Josh. He's supremely smart and manages to be an everyman in a diverse society.

    • @gawainfraites7994
      @gawainfraites7994 2 месяца назад +78

      He is real brilliant indeed. And yoy get what he's saying. Even in a fun way

    • @awkward.bee1
      @awkward.bee1 2 месяца назад +55

      Couldn't agree more

    • @aaronsause6573
      @aaronsause6573 2 месяца назад +134

      Faaaaantastic way of describing him!!! I don't go too deep in the comments sections, but I also like how I haven't seen anybody say stuff like "he's like the new (insert some notable comedian)" or "he reminds me of (insert some other comedian)"
      It is always refreshing and wonderful when somebody unique has carved their way into recognition by just being themselves!!!

  • @islandrebelmakeup4653
    @islandrebelmakeup4653 2 месяца назад +4430

    Kamala swallowed like 10 words before she said “former president” and I started crying I was laughing so hard. A presidential debate should not be this funny.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 месяца назад +180

      Unless it's a Saturday Night Live spoof, though I think the show might have their work cut out for them this year.

    • @dynel.dillard
      @dynel.dillard 2 месяца назад

      She wanted to call him “Motha Phucka” instead of “this President” 😂😂😂

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 месяца назад +27

      @@canaisyoung3601 agreed

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 месяца назад +22

      indeed

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 2 месяца назад +187

      it was definitely a silent "MFer"
      which is apparently her favorite word (the full version not the youtube comments safe MFers)

  • @LibraInSeattle
    @LibraInSeattle 2 месяца назад +5426

    “All these things have consequences. This is not a game and we are not chess pieces. “ Well said.

    • @shieldgenerator7
      @shieldgenerator7 2 месяца назад +33

      real

    • @goligogo923
      @goligogo923 2 месяца назад

      You absolutely are! To the billionaires who told Biden to illegally open the border to undercut the American worker who expected to be paid (that's what happened) to the new Liberals who see ideology OVER humanity. We are NOT abstract concepts but to them we are and suffering follows.

    • @kimlee2932
      @kimlee2932 2 месяца назад +21

      Period

    • @bizii025
      @bizii025 2 месяца назад +19

      That part

    • @kelvinmack7104
      @kelvinmack7104 2 месяца назад +9

      Yes

  • @Saguache
    @Saguache 2 месяца назад +445

    "This is not a game and we're not chess pieces." Thanks Josh, this is what America needs to hear.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 Месяц назад

      I prefer jokes from comedians!

    • @jeanneratterman4174
      @jeanneratterman4174 Месяц назад

      @@tezzo55🤣🤣🤣
      You funnee!

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 Месяц назад

      @@jeanneratterman4174 Would you like to hear my P Diddy joke (what I wrote myself)?

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 Месяц назад

      ​@@jeanneratterman4174 👍Thanks! Would you like to hear my P Diddy joke?

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 Месяц назад

      @@jeanneratterman4174 Thanks!

  • @EuryaleEnitan
    @EuryaleEnitan 2 месяца назад +3116

    Im 32 and probably going to die soon (cancer). As a Black and Native woman it's so amazing to see Black comedians being successful. Your videos bring me so much joy. I often watch while in the hospital or while I'm very sick as a bright spot in my day. You make me laugh when all i want to do is cry.
    I have tickets to see your show in Portland this Dec and I just hope I'm still alive and mobile enough to attend. Didn't see an option to buy a meet and greet ticket in my city but just seeing the show is good enough for me! Gonna try to hang on long enough to see the show because it would be a fantastic ending to this rough journey.
    Stay amazing and keep being awesome!

    • @TheSussexSpotlight-1
      @TheSussexSpotlight-1 2 месяца назад +268

      So sorry you are going through that

    • @amirahjackson9644
      @amirahjackson9644 2 месяца назад +217

      I'm sorry you're dealing with that. God-willing, healing will come to you and you'll have many pain free years to come...

    • @luisframirez2
      @luisframirez2 2 месяца назад +150

      Thanks for sharing your journey. Love you and enjoy the show in December.

    • @aero8750
      @aero8750 2 месяца назад +68

      💜🙏🏾

    • @erinmac4750
      @erinmac4750 2 месяца назад +148

      I'm sorry to hear you're going through this, but you determination and spunk are amazing. I'm rooting for you to not only make it to the show, but beat the odds.
      Thank you for the inspiration 💜✊

  • @maureenerickson-robertshaw3985
    @maureenerickson-robertshaw3985 2 месяца назад +3328

    It is bizarre to me that crowd size shaming hurt Trump, but being called a rapist doesn't. Everyone I know would be waaaaayyyy more upset about being called a rapist.

    • @marylhere
      @marylhere 2 месяца назад

      He’s proud of that. Makes him believe he’s a man. A manly man. A manly man who wears more makeup than most women.

    • @dominicellis1867
      @dominicellis1867 2 месяца назад

      He thinks of it as being a playboy. Trumps crowd size is an extension of his ego. She told him that no one really likes you, it’s all a fallacy. That is ego death. For a man that selfish knowing that what you are proud of most is a lie and terrible.

    • @crae3422
      @crae3422 2 месяца назад

      Once you realize that Trump is a malignant narcissist it all makes perfect sense. He doesn't care about other people. He only cares about himself. Americans having health care doesn't matter to him. He didn't care when hundreds of thousands of us died from Covid. He's certainly not giving a damn about anyone fighting cancer or heart disease. He doesn't care about women. He feels it's his right to rape and sexually abuse them. Having a large crowd of adoring supporters does matter to him. His ego needs it. Demands it. That's why he "spiraled" when Kamala brought up his rallies and folks leaving early. That's why he has to lie to himself about the size of Kamala's rallies. It's why he lies about almost everything. And if Kamala can manipulate him so easily, for someone like Putin controlling Trump would be a walk in the park.

    • @Nerdyone50
      @Nerdyone50 2 месяца назад +307

      Because those people are normal and Trump is not!

    • @wiiztec
      @wiiztec 2 месяца назад +16

      Do you honestly believe that he has not defended against that?

  • @Benholio1
    @Benholio1 2 месяца назад +1736

    The discipline of this man to write a 40 minute set about the debate and not mention Eating the Dogs until the 20 minute mark

    • @blondeJenblonde
      @blondeJenblonde 2 месяца назад +25

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SP-iv2jj
      @SP-iv2jj 2 месяца назад +19

      Bless you

    • @jaefrmbk2k
      @jaefrmbk2k 2 месяца назад +17

      lol the Skillz

    • @PatrickMarr-hs3nt
      @PatrickMarr-hs3nt 2 месяца назад +2

      P

    • @Shamino1
      @Shamino1 2 месяца назад +1

      Its a 15 minute set. He just smiles a lot and leaves very, very long pauses to stretch his material.

  • @timothycaver3768
    @timothycaver3768 Месяц назад +170

    This kid is phenomenal. Enjoying watching him rise.

    • @mlrd2687
      @mlrd2687 Месяц назад

      That guy is extremely funny, but he shouldn't be talking about politics. He votes for the Democratic Party which means he is naive and uninformed. Trump is a disgusting character, but he is less evil than the Democrats. A guy should deal with subjects in which he can shine.

  • @Balletcalvero
    @Balletcalvero 2 месяца назад +4098

    "Do you know how much you gotta hate somebody to draw them?" LOL 😂

    • @obliviouscandybar
      @obliviouscandybar 2 месяца назад +198

      Don't forget that to draw a person you have to watch videos and look at photos. So there's lots of time to simmer in your hatred.

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 месяца назад +65

      I'd never thought about it but he's right!

    • @someoneelse8922
      @someoneelse8922 2 месяца назад +28

      This one got me good, I'm stealing it

    • @riseup5015
      @riseup5015 2 месяца назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @aliceanneacts6164
      @aliceanneacts6164 2 месяца назад +29

      And the commitment to the physical bit!

  • @dawnvickerstaff
    @dawnvickerstaff 2 месяца назад +1085

    I am a seventy-five-year-old Great-Grandmother who has been involved with politics since I was TEN! It's always been funny but never has anybody let us all see it like you do. Now, you listen to me, young man! You made my stomach hurt from all the laughing. I can't wait to see what you do next. You have longevity and success written all over you. I just want to see it. All my days would be made.

    • @anacerar6810
      @anacerar6810 2 месяца назад +16

      A true comedian tries to see the whole picture and mocks everybody that deserves it.. This was nothing but a mouth- piece for Kamala 's propaganda. What a shame 😢😢😢

    • @LazarusStr
      @LazarusStr 2 месяца назад +11

      Well said ❤

    • @bwambaj
      @bwambaj 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@anacerar6810couldn't agree more

    • @Hbk-gc7st
      @Hbk-gc7st 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@@anacerar6810 Telling that you only watch maybe a couple of minutes, without telling you've watched just a couple of minutes. But keep foolibg yourself that you're objective in this matter.

    • @Hbk-gc7st
      @Hbk-gc7st 2 месяца назад

      ​@@bwambajThan you're just a big of a fool as her.

  • @treblebat
    @treblebat 2 месяца назад +3306

    You know it's gonna be a good punchline when Josh starts doing that smiling thing.

    • @jaebee1121
      @jaebee1121 2 месяца назад +32

      You mean smiling?

    • @AMBSAB1944
      @AMBSAB1944 2 месяца назад +95

      Ever single time he starts smiling…PREPARE

    • @treblebat
      @treblebat 2 месяца назад +195

      @@jaebee1121 not just that. It's when he tries to say it, then like a little smile and he stops, and he tries again, but the smile comes back and he makes himself smile amd i like that

    • @AMBSAB1944
      @AMBSAB1944 2 месяца назад +17

      @@treblebatyesssss 💜💜💜

    • @gratefulone6669
      @gratefulone6669 2 месяца назад +28

      I usually think ' he's editing himself, tryna say it JUS rt';
      (I've had 2 do it often w/a few ppl 😏, esp those dat r super sensitive)

  • @thehighpriestess8431
    @thehighpriestess8431 2 месяца назад +207

    I wish a lot Americans who don't travel overseas would know how rediculous the USA looks like from the outside.

    • @coryjackson6944
      @coryjackson6944 2 месяца назад +5

      I’m sure ..

    • @ellascottagecompany2044
      @ellascottagecompany2044 Месяц назад +5

      Agree.

    • @___whatever___
      @___whatever___ Месяц назад

      What's sad is how many of us DO know what we look like to other countries...but we can't do anything about the insane misinformation and propaganda that so many believe.

    • @Kcinstc
      @Kcinstc Месяц назад

      You wish you were American

    • @rottweilerfun9520
      @rottweilerfun9520 Месяц назад +6

      It also looks ridiculous.

  • @khaliidsmoot6709
    @khaliidsmoot6709 2 месяца назад +2445

    As a Springfield citizen, I can't tell you how much I appreciate finally seeing someone use their platform to address the absolute insanity and disillusion of what's going on. My daughter isn't going to school tomorrow because her school was locked down for a third time in a row. 5 minutes ago I argued on the internet with a past teacher of mine who claims she loves her Haitian students but is voting Trump because "he's going to do something about the immigration problem". People in my community who have actually earned my respect for their minds and hearts are looking past their own common sense to help an Entertainer win HIS game of OUR lives. I just want the truth to be heard from the heart of this mess Trump has created in my city.

    • @amusingkiwi1981
      @amusingkiwi1981 2 месяца назад +11

      What makes you think it's connected?

    • @romanval69
      @romanval69 2 месяца назад

      @@amusingkiwi1981 50% of Republicans believe that Haitians are eating pets (despite ZERO hard evidence). Hence all the threats happening to the entire town...

    • @LinguaLinguistics
      @LinguaLinguistics 2 месяца назад +169

      Omg I'm so sorry you're going through all of that, stay safe

    • @khaliidsmoot6709
      @khaliidsmoot6709 2 месяца назад +210

      @@amusingkiwi1981 It's hard to say what connection you're asking about, but a few correlations I'm addressing are between Josh using his platform to address a humanitarian crisis and Trump using his to perpetuate one, as well as people here in Springfield repeatedly calling in bomb and gun threats at and around our elementary schools and government buildings because they believe Trump over their own neighbors

    • @jenniferellis2275
      @jenniferellis2275 2 месяца назад +112

      ​@khaliidsmoot6709 the threats a coming from residents? I'm so sorry. I thought it was outsiders (probably some are). I live and work in an area that serves a large immigrant and refugee population. The vast majority just want to live peacefully and create a future for their kids they never had. ❤❤❤

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 2 месяца назад +3444

    Bro, casually dropping a 40 MINUTE SET on us is crazy! We are spoiled as fans and it is so appreciated that you SHARE so much of your content so freely with us. You are even changing the way people think about how to perform and distribute stand up and that's awesome too 🙂

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 2 месяца назад +64

      I swear it’s like he just HAD to talk to us about it

    • @jenn976
      @jenn976 2 месяца назад +44

      Exactly this. We are spoiled already and then you give us 40 minutes. Forty minutes of Josh Johnson!!

    • @kellycarlson2299
      @kellycarlson2299 2 месяца назад +43

      A true public service!

    • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
      @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 2 месяца назад +48

      I have never seen him repeat material once! He just drops new material every time, like it's nothing.

    • @blodiaaa6990
      @blodiaaa6990 2 месяца назад +6

      Aight relax

  • @mountainlinx
    @mountainlinx 2 месяца назад +231

    I love this young man. When a stand up comedian, at this young age, analyzes society and schools us!

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 2 месяца назад +5

      Exactly 💯

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 25 дней назад

      Don't worry, he'll grow up and his opinions will change radically. It happens to us all once we detect the truth!

    • @annaphallactic
      @annaphallactic 24 дня назад

      I love everyone calling Josh a young man when he's in his mid 30s. Stop talking about him like his comedy is just a childish party trick, that is a grown ass man with a grown ass man's intellect.

  • @kebhMI
    @kebhMI Месяц назад +131

    I know I'd love to give those women who raised you a big hug.

  • @karinthacary
    @karinthacary 2 месяца назад +782

    As a Haitian American I am very tired of social media rumors that are constantly circulating about my people. The amount of times I had to tell people no we don’t eat dirt cookies, no we don’t eat cats and dogs… I AM EXHAUSTED BY THE NONSENSICAL RUMORS.

    • @cfreemful
      @cfreemful 2 месяца назад +93

      Americans don't believe that crap. We value you .❤

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 2 месяца назад +15

      As a white American, I’m exhausted by this shit too. My sister (as in the little girl I grew up with) is African American, two types of NA and Puerto Rican. This shit stresses her out something fierce and, as an older brother, that pisses me off. I’m so fucking sick of these racist wastes of flesh. To think that there are people out there who could use the kidneys…

    • @LTown8365
      @LTown8365 2 месяца назад +59

      I can only imagine how insulting and frustrating all of this. I'm sorry, on behalf of real fellow Americans.

    • @Reformed4good
      @Reformed4good 2 месяца назад +30

      I am so sorry. I cannot explain these awful people. I cannot understand it. They are just ugly hearted. 🤗❤️

    • @FireElement7
      @FireElement7 2 месяца назад +18

      I am so sorry for the lies being told about your people. I love and appreciate you!

  • @LauraJedeed
    @LauraJedeed 2 месяца назад +848

    Hi hello I write about American politics as a full time job and consume a truly nightmarish, unhealthy amount of news and opinion writing and this is the best analysis of the debate anyone has done in any medium, thank you

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 месяца назад +140

      Wow thank you so much friend

    • @AlexandraDONNEZ-fe2ie
      @AlexandraDONNEZ-fe2ie 2 месяца назад +27

      @@JoshJohnsonComedy omg, agreed, I was trying to find words and this is it! A thoughtful, non conflictual analysis trying to see things from multiple points of view... Thanks Laura

    • @eduardodiaz2649
      @eduardodiaz2649 2 месяца назад +16

      She did what none of the other candidates couldn’t do. Not addressed by media. Great insight by Josh.

    • @kristienorsedragonwebber1328
      @kristienorsedragonwebber1328 2 месяца назад +15

      This. So much accurate analysis hidden in slowly told jokes, pauses, and facial expressions.

    • @miaknig3130
      @miaknig3130 2 месяца назад

      @3:33 resembled what he did when Kanye was finally finished w his stream of consciousness rant. Trump looked at the man next to Kanye and said: do you have anything to say? Trump was virtually speechless for the first time

  • @lavenderdragonx
    @lavenderdragonx 2 месяца назад +642

    The audience came for a comedy set but stayed for the TED talk. Thank you for sharing the whole thing, it was great!

    • @stacytw79
      @stacytw79 2 месяца назад +5

      Well said!!

    • @kastironwoman6009
      @kastironwoman6009 Месяц назад

      LOVED the Ted Talk. All of it. Totally awesome.

  • @danipeck24
    @danipeck24 Месяц назад +92

    This is THE most intellectual and honest removing of the Trump “veil” over peoples eyes I’ve ever heard. Nicely spoken.

  • @canokancanokan
    @canokancanokan 2 месяца назад +799

    As an illustrator who has drawn Trump, I feel called out

  • @genxrando625
    @genxrando625 2 месяца назад +1406

    We need a cabinet position for Secretary of Wry Observation and I think we know who should be appointed.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 2 месяца назад +14

      Similar social media account(s) of U.K.'s Larry The Cat, official mouser at #10 Downing St?

    • @maeburekaiser
      @maeburekaiser 2 месяца назад +31

      Well first, I want to thank you for the kind words but I'm not gonna be able to fit that kind of work into my... oh you mean Josh. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. He'd do all right too.

    • @chipsleftwing
      @chipsleftwing 2 месяца назад +22

      my man you just described a court jester

    • @gent_Carolina
      @gent_Carolina 2 месяца назад +17

      Why not? Key & Peele already worked as translators for the Obama family. 😉😁

    • @amarbyrd2520
      @amarbyrd2520 2 месяца назад +11

      I want to work in that office 😅

  • @gilesluver
    @gilesluver 2 месяца назад +1649

    What sounded the most like a grandpa to me was, "I saw it on television!"

    • @Haitiwillwinthegoldcup
      @Haitiwillwinthegoldcup 2 месяца назад +46

      Lol 😂 he is losing it...

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 2 месяца назад +28

      Yes, equal to when Bush looked at his watch in the debate with Clinton

    • @ldawg7117
      @ldawg7117 2 месяца назад +57

      "bu-but.. people on television..." That shit was unbelievable.

    • @Beefree4ever
      @Beefree4ever 2 месяца назад +18

      Reminded me of people believing the National Enquirer, before the internet. 🤣🤣

    • @jrod5113
      @jrod5113 2 месяца назад

      Yeah but did you look it up? It's real 😐...they do eat dogs. I know cause I had to fact check it and I wonder who let them pass the border in the 1st place?

  • @JackpineGandy
    @JackpineGandy Месяц назад +57

    40 minutes, no script, no backup people, no sidekick, no blue humor, not even a drink of water...just a steady stream of digestible intelligence, on-topic and clear -- most excellent!

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 25 дней назад

      Trump/Rogan THREE HOURS!!! More laughs! Sad for you though! Best!

    • @eiryuu
      @eiryuu 21 день назад

      ( notme just .wilting. at the fact that someone brought up a/that recent trump interview as a counter to "digestible _intelligence_ [emphasis mine], on-topic and clear"
      like which of those boxes did it even check; okay imean i could split the first and so say he gets one point for 'digestible' but the rest.. imean sure, enjoy your 1/4scorer president.. guess he's sunk the bar so low anything above zero is a passing grade.. |D"a
      g-d save america, coz a good buncha them seem to be insistent on lemmings!ing their country.. )

  • @brianclark4040
    @brianclark4040 2 месяца назад +1854

    she baited him a lot….but he bit every time!

    • @YourWaywardDestiny
      @YourWaywardDestiny 2 месяца назад +165

      She has let people dig their own grave before, it's clear. She handed him the shovel, she asked him to keep going, she ever-so-gently encouraged him to keep going. The fact that he didn't know what to do in that situation is _the best part,_ actually. You'd think he should know not to keep digging. But he never thought he was going to run into someone with experience in ego might roll up and not abide by the gentlemen's agreement to not poke at it.

    • @ZacV47
      @ZacV47 2 месяца назад +62

      @@YourWaywardDestinya good example of this is when she ran for Senate in 2016. During the debate, her opponent dabbed during their closing remarks and Harris just side eyed her and said that there were clear differences between the candidates. She’s dealt with weird debate moments for a long time.

    • @toneyingram732
      @toneyingram732 2 месяца назад

      What you expect out of a damn fool

    • @toneyingram732
      @toneyingram732 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@ZacV47maybe then but God give you the strength if you are trying to help the poor that's what I live for not the rich like Satan Trump

    • @on19s
      @on19s 2 месяца назад +11

      @@YourWaywardDestiny you are so close minded i feel sorry for you. vote for kamala u will be voting for WW3.

  • @jojop6387
    @jojop6387 2 месяца назад +627

    Shout out to that one audience member that didn’t know when to time their applause throughout the entire set

    • @udontknowme00
      @udontknowme00 2 месяца назад +91

      i'm just gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they were drunk but yeah it was definitely cringe-inducing every time it happened

    • @rmart1192
      @rmart1192 2 месяца назад +58

      They clapped every chance they got. They made sure to pop up in all the clips coming from this lol

    • @Braxifen83
      @Braxifen83 2 месяца назад +16

      feels to me like someone who was either drunk, or lost a bet to purposefully clap at moments like that

    • @xchiefblackfeet8982
      @xchiefblackfeet8982 2 месяца назад +4

      On God

    • @kealanbraden
      @kealanbraden 2 месяца назад +15

      that shit is so fuckin annoying

  • @theressak
    @theressak 2 месяца назад +2263

    Kamala Harris definitely said, "THIS MF!!!" in her head😂😂

    • @wolvmarine313
      @wolvmarine313 2 месяца назад +54

      That's what so many viewers said about her.😅

    • @isetfrances6124
      @isetfrances6124 2 месяца назад +42

      Yeah, I know I did & then some💅🏿

    • @ToniLeo1958
      @ToniLeo1958 2 месяца назад +77

      She most certainly did say it in her head and so did I 😂

    • @mekosmotivationalmessages
      @mekosmotivationalmessages 2 месяца назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @madonnapoco3881
      @madonnapoco3881 2 месяца назад +37

      I said it out loud. I say it every day.😅

  • @GG-lr7vs
    @GG-lr7vs 2 месяца назад +215

    You’re not just a comedian; you’re a philosopher! 💙💙💙

  • @catboxcleaner3532
    @catboxcleaner3532 2 месяца назад +2487

    “If you say, ‘Josh, people are leaving your shows early due to boredom and confusion’, oh, we’re fighting. Say less.”

    • @TheEmelda
      @TheEmelda 2 месяца назад +57

      @catboxcleaner3532 That was insanely funny, wasn’t it?!?!😂😂😂

    • @albinorhino6
      @albinorhino6 2 месяца назад +29

      This part killed me 💀

    • @thacrypt223
      @thacrypt223 2 месяца назад +40

      Watching this at work. This part made me laugh out so loud everyone started to look at me funny.

    • @catboxcleaner3532
      @catboxcleaner3532 2 месяца назад +17

      @@TheEmelda Lots of chuckles there! Josh is a gifted comedian.

    • @catboxcleaner3532
      @catboxcleaner3532 2 месяца назад +7

      @@albinorhino6RIP. At least ya 💀 laughing

  • @ge_mig_nat_som_kanns
    @ge_mig_nat_som_kanns 2 месяца назад +407

    As a foreigner it’s nice to hear that y’all at least heard the same things as the rest of us.

    • @nt9556
      @nt9556 2 месяца назад +39

      half the country does. we are terrified of the other half that the government over time has made dumber and dumber so they are easier to control.

    • @james_smith9
      @james_smith9 2 месяца назад +3

      Oh, this time around, Trump is found out, it was novelty the last time. This time, people are paying more attention. They eatin them dogo

    • @alclay8689
      @alclay8689 2 месяца назад

      ​@@nt9556oh please, the half you worried about is worried how much your half loves taxes and control. You guys 100% of the time keep voting for the consolidatation of centralized authority, power, and info filtering. Bunch of monarch apologists.

    • @ElliMacDonald
      @ElliMacDonald 2 месяца назад

      Sure hope so !!!!​@@james_smith9

    • @kathymisuraca5047
      @kathymisuraca5047 Месяц назад

      We heard. We're sickened. We're mistrusting half of Americans. We're confused. We can't keep up with the stupidity and hate.

  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 месяца назад +1102

    Hi Friends. HD is still processing so premiere will start at 9pm. Sorry for the delay

    • @groximusrex609
      @groximusrex609 2 месяца назад

      WHAT A F***ING LIAR! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

    • @liamthomas2032
      @liamthomas2032 2 месяца назад +3

      9 what time zone?

    • @Logan7281X
      @Logan7281X 2 месяца назад +11

      Thanks, m'dude.
      Appreciate you.

    • @chipgarrett3139
      @chipgarrett3139 2 месяца назад

      ​@@liamthomas2032there is only one. EST. Live on the best coast.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@liamthomas2032eastern? I mean it's premiering right now, so yeah, 9 pm eastern.

  • @Lily-wp8ol
    @Lily-wp8ol 2 месяца назад +184

    This fellow is so intelligent, so articulate, so even paced and fair--I just love him.

  • @mishab6932
    @mishab6932 2 месяца назад +528

    This was a "Do Something" moment. A thesis delivered in comedy. Mans a scholar

  • @codexstudios
    @codexstudios 2 месяца назад +1164

    "They're eating your pets" is some OLD-SCHOOL racism. I remember that people used to use that one against Asian folks. Fucked up how strongly it came back.

    • @xmaxbabilo
      @xmaxbabilo 2 месяца назад +26

      If you had Chinese neighbours it was over for the cat.😂

    • @hrushikeshghanekar
      @hrushikeshghanekar 2 месяца назад

      ​@@xmaxbabilo those koreans and Chinese eat dogs and cats& rabbit's.

    • @rockonwink
      @rockonwink 2 месяца назад +32

      Aren't they, tho? Maybe the culture, maybe hunger, sets in, maybe rituals, or maybe religion. I don't know, but it's happening. Just like gangs taking over buildings. One can say that it's not happening or false redirec, but too simply dimiss the claim is irresponsible.

    • @hishlev
      @hishlev 2 месяца назад +129

      ​@@rockonwink "Its irresponsible to dismiss otherwise" isn't how you argue for your case.

    • @ChelseaSmitherson
      @ChelseaSmitherson 2 месяца назад +125

      @@rockonwink you shouldn't be within 20 ft of a child. I don't know but it's happening. One can say that it's not happening or false redirect, but to simply dismiss the claim is irresponsible.
      People can claim anything about anyone, unless there's actual evidence to START an investigation, saying it could be the truth is generally what we consider not worth anyone's time, and if it's targeted towards a racial group then it's also considered racist.

  • @cutupjones2100
    @cutupjones2100 2 месяца назад +920

    The real definition of "adult comedy" . not one curse word or sexual innuendo. I watched this with my kids as they fell asleep and I died laughing 🤣

    • @JoshBateman-k7g
      @JoshBateman-k7g 2 месяца назад +40

      So glad you’re the one that dictates adult humor.

    • @Dr.BDover
      @Dr.BDover 2 месяца назад +54

      so glad you're upset and being passive aggressive over a single strangers comment out of thousands 😊

    • @xoroxbleach
      @xoroxbleach 2 месяца назад +12

      He said fuck

    • @chen-beixuan
      @chen-beixuan 2 месяца назад +28

      ​@@JoshBateman-k7g Who pissed in your cornflakes lol

    • @sageygaygey
      @sageygaygey 2 месяца назад

      your name is an ancient rape "joke", shut up lmao ​@@Dr.BDover

  • @solds4742
    @solds4742 2 месяца назад +71

    This dude is powerful. He has valid common sense points

  • @TheSeijurohiko
    @TheSeijurohiko 2 месяца назад +222

    “What he meant was”
    this dude nailed 1,000%

  • @TruthBrown
    @TruthBrown 2 месяца назад +832

    Black women... do know how to hurt feelings. No lie was told.

    • @justpde
      @justpde 2 месяца назад +52

      It's called survival !!!!!

    • @blodiaaa6990
      @blodiaaa6990 2 месяца назад

      ​@justpde its called being an asshole

    • @wgba_dre
      @wgba_dre 2 месяца назад +42

      @@TruthBrown ikr and then wen she said this...former president as if she was almost forgot not to call him a sob

    • @gallagherchick
      @gallagherchick 2 месяца назад +92

      @@wgba_dreShe definitely almost called him a mf-er on international tv. That pause saved her 😅

    • @wgba_dre
      @wgba_dre 2 месяца назад +27

      @@gallagherchick duhh ong I almost fell out of my chair wen that happened

  • @PianoCatProductions
    @PianoCatProductions 2 месяца назад +503

    As someone who lives in Central Ohio and knows people in Springfield I can say with ultimate certainty that words have consequences and I am tired of a man child and his sycophants throwing anything around for power and themselves, getting no consequences

    • @erinmac4750
      @erinmac4750 2 месяца назад

      We all are. I imagine more in the state than just Springfield are suffering from these lies. Vance should be fired from representing your state-- if that's even possible-- because supposed to represent not harm it's residents. If y'all need any help, I know my areas schools have been getting copycat bomb threats-- stupid kids. So, yeah, anything that'll stop the drama and fear that's spread all the way to California....
      My heart goes out to you all. I hope that no other harm is done, that your state and communities can heal, and that we can have the strength and heart to make it through these next few months.💙🕊️

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 месяца назад +20

      I live in Cincinnati and i agree!

    • @TuckyBlue_1
      @TuckyBlue_1 2 месяца назад

      You’re delusional

    • @AStrangeWindmill
      @AStrangeWindmill 2 месяца назад +15

      @@Marlow534 About the bomb threats, yes.

    • @cheech5847
      @cheech5847 2 месяца назад +6

      ⁠@@Marlow534are you talking about the singular news article from years ago about a mentally ill woman from Ohio (not Haitian) that ate a cat? Because that’s all the “evidence” I could find…

  • @mboffield
    @mboffield Месяц назад +50

    Josh Johnson, you are amazing. I’m telling all my friends.
    And my kids.
    And their friends.

  • @jlaurelc
    @jlaurelc 2 месяца назад +1283

    "He also had access to the words"

    • @laza1212
      @laza1212 2 месяца назад +49

      I thought this many times when they explained the things Trump said. So why didn't he just say that?

    • @SuperSky9
      @SuperSky9 2 месяца назад

      @@laza1212 He said all of those words in his rallies, its just that none of you have every seen a single Trump rally in your life that's why are you blindly hate him.

    • @graphikeye
      @graphikeye 2 месяца назад +33

      @@SuperSky9 No. We did. Don't worry. We did.

    • @SuperSky9
      @SuperSky9 2 месяца назад +1

      @@graphikeye You saw him in debates, you have never seen his rallies. And, just because comedian told you what to think is right doesn't mean you know politics, its means you're the manipulated base that you think MAGA is.

    • @Haitiwillwinthegoldcup
      @Haitiwillwinthegoldcup 2 месяца назад +21

      ​​@@SuperSky9 Trump is losing his mind .

  • @shishkabobby
    @shishkabobby 2 месяца назад +711

    No entertainer wants to suffer from premature evacuations at their show.

  • @dasilvarado
    @dasilvarado 2 месяца назад +886

    some great comedians are performers, some are writers, some are great at improv. This man is creating and writing as he performs. Its truly a once in a lifetime talent to witness. And he has much more ahead of him to show you than what you've seen.

    • @AMBSAB1944
      @AMBSAB1944 2 месяца назад +11

      Well said 💜💜💜

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 месяца назад +13

      I'm pretty sure he has most of this written out, he may ad lib here and there, but he's no Matt rife. Take note, I think both are great comedians, but Josh Johnson is a much better writer, Matt rife is much better at crowd work. Both, I'd say, are great at improv because crowd work requires that and Josh on Trevor Noah's podcast really shows me he's quick on his feet in a conversation to make a great joke

    • @donnahenley9150
      @donnahenley9150 2 месяца назад +3

      Exactly my view of Josh's talent and skills. Truly phenomenal.

    • @dasilvarado
      @dasilvarado 2 месяца назад +17

      @@jkap34 matt rife has his moments. But that Netflix special shows why crowd work can't be your only trick

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jkap34 Thank God he isn't lmfao. Rife is a dime-a-dozen hack from the school of Rogan Punching Down.

  • @brendadotter4433
    @brendadotter4433 Месяц назад +47

    Josh, you are brilliant comedian and observer of human nature. I could watch you 24/7. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Ymoore4health
    @Ymoore4health 2 месяца назад +173

    I am 70 years old and a self proclaimed news junkie! I started following Josh a few weeks ago and have gone down more than a few rabbit holes watching him! He is always on point with his material!! I have been sharing his videos with my fellow sassy seniors as well as my children who are millennials. God bless you, Josh for your intelligence and your humor!! #newmember

  • @ramadjones
    @ramadjones 2 месяца назад +419

    I don't know any other comedian that puts out content weekly that isn't a late-night variety show host with a team of writers to script the monologue. You're unique in this space, Josh. Keep being great.

    • @sneakybloke
      @sneakybloke 2 месяца назад +47

      This dude donated $10. We can get Josh that new hoodie soon

    • @kathleenjohnson4592
      @kathleenjohnson4592 2 месяца назад +17

      He's a writer on The Daily Show. But you're right, he's great!

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 месяца назад +27

      @@ramadjones thank you so much for this friend

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 месяца назад +32

      @@sneakybloke hahaha this made me laugh

    • @sneakybloke
      @sneakybloke 2 месяца назад +23

      @@JoshJohnsonComedy It’s all love. We’re rooting for you

  • @larrytanksley8730
    @larrytanksley8730 2 месяца назад +443

    Damn son I've never heard of anyone who was able to tie chess, the 24 hour news cycle and the debates in such a funny, yet logical manner.

    • @sharkbelly1169
      @sharkbelly1169 2 месяца назад +7

      He's a brilliant craftsman of stories. Go watch the Toronto set and then everything else he's done this year :)

    • @imadickens3337
      @imadickens3337 2 месяца назад

      😳😬 Did he do the weave???🤣😂😅

  • @valdafindlay9061
    @valdafindlay9061 2 месяца назад +46

    This is one of the most brilliant storyteller/comedian I have listened to. 😂😂😂

  • @teacherbecca526
    @teacherbecca526 2 месяца назад +441

    Why? WHY does this man NOT have over a million subs? People we need to tell everyone about him! He must be protected at all costs!

    • @lechugastudiosyt7465
      @lechugastudiosyt7465 2 месяца назад +2

      My thoughts on this are because his humor and life stances are obviously liberal and that basically alienates literally half of your potential audience. I watch all his videos I enjoy his stand up but it can be kind of lame when it feels like he’s just pandering do one group

    • @blodiaaa6990
      @blodiaaa6990 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@lechugastudiosyt7465 facts

    • @romanval69
      @romanval69 2 месяца назад

      @@lechugastudiosyt7465 I have seen conservative comedy shows.. They suck... badly. They can't even keep such shows on the air for more then a few months.

    • @againstthegraingolf301
      @againstthegraingolf301 2 месяца назад +21

      @@lechugastudiosyt7465maybe because what the “conservatives” find funny are things that are actually not funny. Like making fun of special needs people, name calling, and sexual assault.

    • @russell-gt1dy
      @russell-gt1dy 2 месяца назад

      ​@@againstthegraingolf301I find your gullibility to be quiet funny

  • @apelike
    @apelike 2 месяца назад +574

    This transcends comedy. This is insightful social commentary that happens to make us laugh... this is the kind of meaningful stuff that builds a legend that lasts long after you're gone... very Carlin-like. Not just entertaining us while thoroughly entertaining us. It's unbelievable that we get CD-ready headline level work as just a typical mid-week upload. You never stop impressing. Just when we think you're "this awesome" you're like, "wait, I got more..." Prolific, hilarious, and meaningful. I watch a lot of standup and you really are as good as it gets, the complete package.

    • @jjhall006
      @jjhall006 2 месяца назад +7

      I so appreciate it. Makes my week.

    • @kimlr-herring
      @kimlr-herring 2 месяца назад +4

      Well said. I completely agree with your opinion.

    • @zacablaster
      @zacablaster 2 месяца назад +4

      Carlin would look at this and laugh his ass off and then he'd be looking for a grassy knoll

    • @Tesmond256
      @Tesmond256 2 месяца назад +4

      I do not find it Carlin like. Josh needs way more distrust of the government and Carlin's stories were far more direct in their delivery. Carlin later did lots of boundary pushing and exploration of language. Josh is entirely his own type of comic, very good in his own right.

    • @kimlr-herring
      @kimlr-herring 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Tesmond256 fair point ☮️

  • @Chefbriank
    @Chefbriank 2 месяца назад +178

    This young man just said something completely brilliant!
    " IF YOU COULD FIGURE OUT BIG PROBLEMS IN 90 SECONDS, WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE ANY...."
    Thank you Josh... For showing us what wisdom sounds like!

    • @colleenmahony8803
      @colleenmahony8803 2 месяца назад +5

      This! Our BIG problems - affordable housing, inflation, affordable education, immigration, healthcare, shrinking middle class, etc - are big, multifaceted problems with many contributing causes that are going to require multifaceted solutions, attacking the problems from many different aspects. Those things can't be fixed with a one-size-fits-all single policy. Trump says, "I alone can fix it," and has zero actual policy plans, or his plans are so simplistic and poorly thought out (a 200% tariff on Chinese imports???) that he NEVER looks at the negative ramifications of his knee-jerk reaction plans. Oh, you're going to round up 11-15 million people and pull them out of the work force and transport them to detention camps? Who's doing the rounding up? Where's the infrastructure for detention and transportation? These folks will need food, shelter, medical. They have kids that were born here-- where do they go? Foster care is overwhelmed and breaking up families, pulling kids out of schools is grotesque. They will need legal representation -- we are constitutionally required to provide it, and our courts are overwhelmed -- where's the plan for that? How will you manage the fall out in the construction, agriculture and hospitality industries when those corporate lobbies are left with crops rotting in the fields, homes that can't be built and nobody to landscape your golf course? There are no simple solutions to complex problems, and he is utterly unqualified to address any of it.

  • @erikabutler85
    @erikabutler85 Месяц назад +97

    😂😂😂I LOVE that shes got Black mom energy! Walz is dad! OMG bring back ADULTS for America’s leadership! 💙💙

  • @SiyaKhumalotheWriter
    @SiyaKhumalotheWriter 2 месяца назад +48

    This is supposed to be comedy. And it is funny. It really is. But it’s also hands-down *the best* political commentary I’ve heard, period.

  • @Karen-p9t5g
    @Karen-p9t5g 2 месяца назад +205

    Josh needs to speak in universities and colleges and high schools. Or his pieces should be watched.
    His insight is brilliant.

  • @JuwanBernard
    @JuwanBernard Месяц назад +12

    This young brother is amazing! Thank you Josh for representing the home place so brilliantly! Love your work and God bless and keep you safe. 👏

  • @JayRocArt
    @JayRocArt 2 месяца назад +811

    Interviewer: "Are you sure Haitians are eating pets?"
    JD Vance: "Well, what I'm saying is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns; things we don't know that we don't know."

    • @emeraldbarker-l5x
      @emeraldbarker-l5x 2 месяца назад +76

      Thanks for bringing that back. I absolutely grimaced and acknowledged that... uhm.. brilliant thought pattern.

    • @Tesmond256
      @Tesmond256 2 месяца назад

      Interviewer: "Donald Trump talked
      about eating dogs and cats on a debate
      stage it was you senator who first
      elevated this baseless rumor
      so why are you putting them at risk by
      continuing to spread claims about
      Haitian immigrants despite officials in
      your state saying that there's no
      evidence and pleading for you to
      stop?"
      JD Vance: "...my constituents have brought
      approximately a dozen separate concerns
      to me 10 of them are verifiable and
      confirmable and a couple of them I talk
      about because my constituents are
      telling me first hand..."
      While the Rumsfeld reference is fun the reality of the interview was certainly not a neutral question from the interviewer, and the answer did include claims that could be verified or disproven.
      Sadly the interviewer did not press him on what the 10 verifiable claims were and how they were verified but interviews are about soundbites rather than discussion to reach the truth...

    • @isetfrances6124
      @isetfrances6124 2 месяца назад +23

      Yeah, you got Rummy on the nose!

    • @legendofsociety796
      @legendofsociety796 2 месяца назад +24

      BROOOO I THOUGHT THAT TOOO IM GLAD SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @stenmutt9812
      @stenmutt9812 2 месяца назад +9

      The guy who originally said that now endorses Harris.

  • @lamorenalindacopswife
    @lamorenalindacopswife 2 месяца назад +415

    It's the same thing he did during covid saying things that led to anti-asian hate and real life attacks.

    • @zufalllx
      @zufalllx 2 месяца назад +5

      What's wrong with anti-Asian hate? Are you insinuating that you're pro Asian hate?

    • @againstthegraingolf301
      @againstthegraingolf301 2 месяца назад +79

      @@zufalllxdon’t be that guy. You don’t HAVE to be that dense.

    • @russell-gt1dy
      @russell-gt1dy 2 месяца назад +3

      Did you hashtag bunkerbaby during the White House arsonfest?

    • @cindymartell6400
      @cindymartell6400 2 месяца назад +14

      There is always hate involved when drump is involved!

    • @Superstarseven
      @Superstarseven 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@russell-gt1dyphuck are you even on about, Russell?

  • @postive-vibes
    @postive-vibes 2 месяца назад +253

    "... Do you want somebody who could be so easily irked..." Exactly. No.

    • @calebcollins5887
      @calebcollins5887 2 месяца назад +2

      Both failed on that front we are heading for a beautiful collapse

    • @postive-vibes
      @postive-vibes 2 месяца назад

      @@calebcollins5887 Harris didn't. Prepared and surgical, she owned Trump in that debate.

    • @Hero-and-Hooligan
      @Hero-and-Hooligan 2 месяца назад

      the media have to make you like Kamala when no one liked her before Biden dropped out

    • @MiraMiMorena
      @MiraMiMorena Месяц назад

      @@calebcollins5887 You're delusional!

  • @NubianGoddess8
    @NubianGoddess8 2 месяца назад +53

    Josh Johnson is a comedy genius 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Phoca_Vitulina
    @Phoca_Vitulina 2 месяца назад +294

    "All these things have real consequences. This is not a game and we are not chess pieces." What a great line; thank you for your sincerity on what really matters in all your sets and genuine want for people to do better, be better

  • @Rita-kx3yr
    @Rita-kx3yr 2 месяца назад +357

    Zooming in on the drawing hand sent me 😂

    • @HoraceInkling
      @HoraceInkling 2 месяца назад +4

      I don’t like the zooming in but that bit was great.

    • @ladyofthewaters
      @ladyofthewaters 2 месяца назад +1

      “No no wait. I’m gettin his ass” 😂💀

    • @karenl.forest7083
      @karenl.forest7083 2 месяца назад

      perfection!!!

  • @argylewinters6447
    @argylewinters6447 2 месяца назад +99

    I would not be surprised if Josh Johnson ends up being the new host of the tonight show. He is a very skilled comedian and speaker.

    • @taffydugan
      @taffydugan 2 месяца назад +1

      And we'll be proud of him

  • @MirandaTheShinigami
    @MirandaTheShinigami 2 месяца назад +12

    Seriously my favorite comedian. Beyond smart, perfect timing & delivery. You can't fault the guy!

  • @c.caub5315
    @c.caub5315 2 месяца назад +148

    So long since I came across the intelligence and originality of a comic who does not rely on swearing and shock to get a laugh. And even more rare an underlying compassion for the human state that includes everyone. Thank you Thank you

    • @stacytw79
      @stacytw79 2 месяца назад +2

      Well said!!

    • @kingkarma4286
      @kingkarma4286 27 дней назад

      jokes on you , hes paid by the democratic party to push out false opinions you cant actually even have. and his takes on trump vs kamala are just wrong all together . shes not put together for anything except getting railed by senators. the only people who support the left still, are legitimately unintelligent, or , even.

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 2 месяца назад +572

    I didn't believe anyone walks out of a Josh Johnson set early.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 месяца назад +18

      Well, when they had a long day, he's the last set of the night, they tired as hell... it happens.

    • @EmilyBarneyLibrarian
      @EmilyBarneyLibrarian 2 месяца назад +12

      I felt bad I didn't stay late after the show for the meet and greet, when I went - I had work the next day and it seemed like most folks were staying and that was the better choice.

    • @JaniceRaelSaid
      @JaniceRaelSaid 2 месяца назад +5

      When Josh was in Philadelphia in June, I had a handicap ♿️ bus related schedule situation, and was devastated to need to get up during Josh's set to leave early. I wss so embarrassed and confused... it was imperative that I confirm my bus ride before the show ended... and as I got up, to sneak out, with my cane, my cellphone flashlight came on! Oh no!!! And Josh was about to end his set! I couldn't shut off the flashlight, so, I shoved my phone into my purse! It glowed as I hobbled out.
      Confused, definitely! And I'll never get over it.

    • @deliafredericks7578
      @deliafredericks7578 2 месяца назад +1

      😢😢😢
      You're guys are very slow?
      He's making fun of old Donald 😂😂😂

    • @EmilyBarneyLibrarian
      @EmilyBarneyLibrarian 2 месяца назад +1

      @@deliafredericks7578 I think we're commenting to the opposite - that everybody wants to stay late, and some of us have experienced that?

  • @weneedareset
    @weneedareset 2 месяца назад +208

    As a son of haitian parents, thank you Josh, the ignorance is craaaaaaazzzzyyyy

    • @Reyna91342
      @Reyna91342 2 месяца назад

      Is it tho? Are you really going to lie to everyone and say that it’s never happened, EVER? Especially in their current situation. I mean it’s a fact that they sacrifice animals. It’s cultural. It’s a fact that they eat both wild AND domestic animals. It’s just truth. Haitians and Haitian missionaries have all confirmed this. There’s even accounts of cannibalism. You and anyone who denies it is just lying.

    • @davidaponte7521
      @davidaponte7521 2 месяца назад +8

      It is true that the stereotypes are getting out of hand, but you know what else is getting out of hand, illegal, immigration, and I’m sure even you agree with that.

    • @Reyna91342
      @Reyna91342 2 месяца назад

      @@weneedareset I’m sorry but your LYING if you say that Haitians don’t eat cats and dogs. Haitians and missionaries have all confirmed this. It’s a war torn country. It’s just a fact

    • @weneedareset
      @weneedareset 2 месяца назад +6

      @@davidaponte7521 I agree WHOLE HEARTEDLY with that sentiment, my parents came here legally as teens and accepted they’re American commitment, so much so that me and all five of my siblings served this country we were born in, the citizens of the U.S. should come first so I am definitely in agreement with you 🙏🏿

    • @davidaponte7521
      @davidaponte7521 2 месяца назад

      @@weneedareset Your family is an asset to our country. Soon we will be tested, because what is about to happen with our economy will be horrid for millions of our people. We can only endure together as Americans first, because as president Lincoln reminded, “ a house divided cannot stand”.

  • @368chen
    @368chen 29 дней назад +28

    This is intelligent and thoughtful comedy that doesn’t need vulgarity to draw its audience in. Love this!

    • @cherylgordon6436
      @cherylgordon6436 29 дней назад

      And that's exactly what I like most about him. No vulgar language😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @avataraarow
    @avataraarow 2 месяца назад +309

    Great set man. Thoughtful, and it takes down Trump without being too ideological about it. The fact that he has a hissy fit about people leaving rallies and no plan for healthcare should be enough of a red flag for everyone to not vote for him

    • @rockonwink
      @rockonwink 2 месяца назад +8

      Agree not telling your health care plan to your opponent indeed is a great strategy, for she might use it in her campaign just like the gas and food prices. 😂😂😂

    • @riseup5015
      @riseup5015 2 месяца назад +6

      Say it again and shame the devil - PREACH!

    • @UndarZ
      @UndarZ 2 месяца назад +2

      @@rockonwink Not telling the people voting for you your plan is stupid af. And Kamala already has a plan.

    • @Tesmond256
      @Tesmond256 2 месяца назад

      Perhaps he is worried that Kamala will steal that policy from him too, like the tips. Has she announce no tax on overtime yet ;)?

    • @melodychang783
      @melodychang783 2 месяца назад +17

      ​@@rockonwinkSo if I want to build a house, I should go with the architect who says that they have a concept of a house instead of the architect who has a floor plan and layout of the building?

  • @AMBSAB1944
    @AMBSAB1944 2 месяца назад +248

    The setup for “OR DON’T” was awesome

  • @jjuste02
    @jjuste02 2 месяца назад +182

    Josh, a Haitian guy here. People don't eat dogs and cats in Haiti. It's not part of the Haitian culture as some say. I've heard stories of some drunken individuals who caught stray cats and consume them. But the practice is not legal, not widespread and definitely not part of Haitian culture.

    • @cmnr8487
      @cmnr8487 2 месяца назад +4

      When I googled this, I read many articles in legit news sources that say otherwise. And they also torture animals for their religious sacrifices.

    • @jjuste02
      @jjuste02 2 месяца назад +41

      @@cmnr8487 which legit sources? Can you share them with me?

    • @worlds-biggest-mbn-fanboy
      @worlds-biggest-mbn-fanboy 2 месяца назад +31

      ​@@jjuste02he cant 😂

    • @jjuste02
      @jjuste02 2 месяца назад +26

      @@worlds-biggest-mbn-fanboy he can't cause he's lying

    • @KangarooKommando
      @KangarooKommando 2 месяца назад +24

      @@cmnr8487 was your source The Daily Rectum?

  • @glzgowlass
    @glzgowlass 2 месяца назад +26

    For years, I’ve said they should laugh in his face. I’m glad she did a masterclass on how to handle his fragile ego.

  • @sxt4447
    @sxt4447 2 месяца назад +427

    What Kamala said was even more painful. She said people leave his rallies, “out of boredom and EXHAUSTION.” YIKES!

    • @roseanngood2834
      @roseanngood2834 2 месяца назад +11

      People are exhausted because they spend 8 hours just waiting in line. Yes, it makes for a very long day, but to be at a Trump rally is a beautiful thing. Trump rallies have genuine joy. Not bussed in, paid for sit fillers. He doesn't need celebrities to perform at his rallies to draw a crowd. Everyone is there for him!

    • @Armalitelife
      @Armalitelife 2 месяца назад

      @@roseanngood2834💯

    • @AxelLloyd
      @AxelLloyd 2 месяца назад +68

      What killed me was when she was like “go to one of his rallies and he’ll talk about a lot of things but he won’t talk about YOU” she was just bullying a senior citizen at that point💀💀

    • @Nerdyone50
      @Nerdyone50 2 месяца назад +53

      @@roseanngood2834What about Kid Rock, Elon Musk, and Kanye?? lol doesn’t need celebrities my a**! He needs Taylor Swift to be a Trumper to have a single prayer, but that’s not going to happen!

    • @dgamble60
      @dgamble60 2 месяца назад +29

      @@roseanngood2834so you wait all that time just to leave? If I’m waiting 8 hours for something I’m staying the whole time. So that definitely doesn’t make sense.

  • @WilliamBrownMBA
    @WilliamBrownMBA 2 месяца назад +773

    And now Springfield, OH is getting regular bomb threats and kids can’t go to school. The jokes are great, but their words do have real world consequences.

    • @dl2839
      @dl2839 2 месяца назад

      The threats came from overseas. They were all fraudulent threats.
      The very real suffering that Kamala and Biden are inflicting on cities across the US with illegal immigration is far more concerning. It is horrible that the media ignores that and attacks Trump to the point that there were two attempts on his life.

    • @hippieviking3083
      @hippieviking3083 2 месяца назад +101

      Community events like Culture Fest are being cancelled as well. It is wild to think something like that could happen in my home town.

    • @soangeckie-y9n
      @soangeckie-y9n 2 месяца назад

      This is why we need to Vote for Jill Stein and the Green Party. Both Harris and Trump will not stop genocide because they are paid not to stop it but let it continue. They will not improve our healthcare system or Tax the rich because they are paid not to do it. They are paid for by Big corporations and lobbying groups. Wake up. We need to vote for a Party that will actually represent us. They have shown us they are hypocrites and don't do as they say they will. Vote for the party that is funded by the people and has the incentive and the courage to actually do right by the people.

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 2 месяца назад +14

      Yeah, those were all determined to not only be false but coming from overseas.
      All 33 at the time the governor made his comments.

    • @LateNightwithStudBuyers
      @LateNightwithStudBuyers 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@jasminehouston-burns1691finding out someone you like has different views than you doesn't mean your next course of action is to try to take them down. if you're only just now grasping his pol views, then that's due to your own willful ign0rantz, my dude

  • @krislopez4850
    @krislopez4850 2 месяца назад +203

    I love that he ignores the crowd; the hecklers, the applause, just lets the show flow

    • @lauraska95
      @lauraska95 2 месяца назад +29

      yeah, the people applauding after every sentence were a bit annoying 😬

    • @asseating_mailman
      @asseating_mailman Месяц назад

      ​@@lauraska95 i am so sure its the same dude everytime based on the sound of the clap and its pace like almost all the 'lone clappers' is like one guy

  • @PsychicPhilosopher
    @PsychicPhilosopher Месяц назад +18

    I appreciate you so much. Not only are you hilarious, but you have a wonderful and amazing ability to cut to the truth of the situation you’re talking about. You make the truth accessible. And that’s a gift. Thank you.

  • @mmatchinsky
    @mmatchinsky 2 месяца назад +417

    Inviting the Taliban was a big deal because there was an official Afghanistan government. Instead of negotiating our withdrawal with the official government, he negotiated with the Islamic Extremists.

    • @mmatchinsky
      @mmatchinsky 2 месяца назад +11

      🇺🇸🇺🇦

    • @sandyingram5006
      @sandyingram5006 2 месяца назад +90

      And just like Josh said in his set, this made the news, but only for 24-36 hours. People moved on to the next terrible thing and forgot about this. I'm so glad she brought it up. People need to remember the lows he will go to.

    • @mmatchinsky
      @mmatchinsky 2 месяца назад +12

      @@sandyingram5006 Constantly, until he's gone.
      🇺🇸🇺🇦

    • @sharpsrain8302
      @sharpsrain8302 2 месяца назад

      ​@@sandyingram5006🤣god you ppl are incredibly blind I hope ur Bubble never gets popped

    • @LinMonash
      @LinMonash 2 месяца назад +25

      Australia is also covered in Shame with the way this Withdrawal was mismanaged. Abandoned so many we made promises to. Will never forget those images of desperate people trying to cling to the wings of departing Transports & falling to their deaths on the runways... Sickening.

  • @wavemancer
    @wavemancer 2 месяца назад +39

    I'm gonna call it Josh Johnson is one of the greatest comedians of our time. This man is putting out new content, like a fully new set every couple of days in front of an audience, nobody can compare to this.

    • @ArmyWolves
      @ArmyWolves 2 месяца назад +2

      I agree...
      His content touches on current affairs so he has a broad audience base that will grow and grow...
      And he is like the Daily Show but it's his own platform. I hope he becomes even bigger than he is now.

  • @jeraimee
    @jeraimee 2 месяца назад +62

    The greatest comedians are social commentators, even though they don't want to be. Thanks Josh.

  • @CryingIsntAnOption
    @CryingIsntAnOption 2 месяца назад +13

    Thank you RUclips for showing this gem!!!
    Vote while you still can 💙

  • @karenmccourt8240
    @karenmccourt8240 2 месяца назад +131

    You are meshing comedy with social commentary. Great job, Josh. I hope your channel grows with leaps and bounds. Young people like you are going to save democracy. ❤

  • @beck539
    @beck539 2 месяца назад +45

    Josh, we are not worthy. This is a MASTERCLASS of insightful comedy. This should have been sold to Netflix for $$$. Thank you for sharing your talent with us weekly.

  • @Nsane-One
    @Nsane-One 2 месяца назад +10

    "This is not a game and we are not chess pieces" - awesome work good sir

  • @lesliewolfe7643
    @lesliewolfe7643 2 месяца назад +22

    I cannot even describe how much I love this man

  • @janekalbinsky
    @janekalbinsky 2 месяца назад +42

    His timing is impeccable. His message is important!

  • @JKFlaker
    @JKFlaker 2 месяца назад +100

    Thank you to the Daily Show for introducing me to Josh 👍🏼

  • @bonjourcuan
    @bonjourcuan 2 месяца назад +65

    This is highly professional, intelligent, and a brilliant take on the 2024 election!

  • @MHElsensohn-w5h
    @MHElsensohn-w5h Месяц назад +15

    Sharp, subtle,on point and intelligent ! " Who could ask for anything more "

  • @Feralzen
    @Feralzen 2 месяца назад +261

    Josh cuts through the BS of politics to go straight to what makes us human. Bravo!

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 2 месяца назад +1

      Mid.

    • @amosmoses5630
      @amosmoses5630 2 месяца назад

      Except he bits hook, line, and sinker when it come to eating cats. Immigrants are eating cats. There video proof.

    • @lechugastudiosyt7465
      @lechugastudiosyt7465 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Feralzen if he did then he’d have no problem writing jokes about both candidates. If politics is bs to him he wouldn’t defend and prop up Kamala like this brilliant woman and appeal to a clearly liberal audience. Makes zero sense

    • @Feralzen
      @Feralzen 2 месяца назад

      @@lechugastudiosyt7465 he does plenty of jokes about Biden. He doesn't do any jokes about Kamala because there's nothing to say... she's just... normal... plain normal. Contrast that to the orange clown.

  • @margaretwilkett7830
    @margaretwilkett7830 2 месяца назад +100

    This guy is brilliant.

  • @OctaviaAtlas
    @OctaviaAtlas 2 месяца назад +173

    This is one of Josh's best sets. I really enjoy his crystal clear social commentary. I can easily see people returning to his remarks, especially after the dust settles.

  • @waynewilliams1848
    @waynewilliams1848 2 месяца назад +112

    I'm 75 and can't stop watching him say what we're thinking while making me laugh😊

  • @Virtuasamsara
    @Virtuasamsara 2 месяца назад +140

    I totally love your commentary on how long presidential debates used to take, before they were televised. I was a philosophy major, and there *was* this certain time in history, where people were trying to be as informed and thoughtful as possible. And the stakes were treated as real, not just a soundbite or advertisement. There are people who truly *fight* for dignity, compassion...not with fists, but with *language*, words, thoughts. And laughter.

  • @teriphelan-ruden4461
    @teriphelan-ruden4461 2 месяца назад +64

    Josh is so funny, but he's exceptionally intelligent in his humor. His timing, honest, truthful "you can't male this shit up" is perfect! I appreciate his ability to make the absurdity funny without having to oversell the stupidity. Doing this without using raunchy words is so fresh in comedy. Josh is gold!

  • @danielsteel3838
    @danielsteel3838 2 месяца назад +18

    Just love this young man ❤

  • @anncampbell6766
    @anncampbell6766 2 месяца назад +78

    As a black woman, I'm so glad I came across this video, I'm hollering🤣❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @Aminata65
      @Aminata65 Месяц назад

      Me too! 😂😂

  • @jc3m
    @jc3m 2 месяца назад +96

    I fucking love you, man. It has been such a thrill going from finding your "catfishing the kkk" clip what feels like a decade ago, to seeing you explode this past year into the voice of a generation and someone enjoyed by folks the world over. Your righteous anger comes through even as you're making us laugh, and no matter how big you get you still seem not to take yourself too seriously. You deserve all good things.

  • @catmandoo988
    @catmandoo988 Месяц назад +8

    You are on FIRE! Best I've ever heard!!! You GO Guy. You got TALENT!

  • @randomizerperson
    @randomizerperson 2 месяца назад +449

    As an Asian, "eating the pets" was expected. What I didn't expect was it being used against Haitain immigrants and not Asians.
    Edit: since some people seem to be unable to understand how this is racist: whilst it was a legit problem, it is now leveraged against East Asians (and Asians in general because racists dgaf about telling us apart) in order to tarnish image and justify discrimination. In smaller scales, plenty of Asians have been targeted by bullying with these types of rhetoric, in bigger scales, policy makers hinge upon negative and unfair stereotypes to avoid criticism (as we see here).
    In short, it’s about having a justifiable reason for hate. Sorry for the lengthy explanation, English is not my first language and it’s a bit hard to be concise.
    Edit 2: Again. I'm literally Southeast Asian and grew up in SEA. I'm absolutely not saying nobody eats dog (and cat) meat in Asia. Cut it out with the "well I know this person who does", "actually, this friend of a friend told me...", I know! I lived there, ffs. My point isn't that nobody ever eats common pet animals, it's that this is being used as an **excuse** to discriminate against Asians who, for the most part, do *not* eat dog meat and do not approve of it. News flash, eating pets is pretty unpopular in Asia nowadays! It's in no means a common source of meat, and it's often looked down upon *even by native Asians*, much less Asians living abroad & Asian Americans. Stop with the whataboutism.

    • @jacijune
      @jacijune 2 месяца назад +59

      They switch it to suit who they want to throw under the bus. Tomorrow it could be Muslims or Arabs or whomever.

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jacijuneyears ago trump kissed his lawyer Rudy Giuliani dressed in drag, years later drag queens under attack in America

    • @taniad2873
      @taniad2873 2 месяца назад +24

      Next week it will be back to East Asian

    • @randomizerperson
      @randomizerperson 2 месяца назад +19

      @@taniad2873 They aim it at East Asians first but nowadays every Asian gets it 😭

    • @EtherealSolana
      @EtherealSolana 2 месяца назад +8

      I told my class now he’s gonna lose both votes 😂

  • @trishabarge9789
    @trishabarge9789 2 месяца назад +146

    Remember just a few weeks ago he was trying to get to 3,000 viewers? Looks like 12,000 plus now! Way to go Josh!

    • @MetteC5
      @MetteC5 2 месяца назад +2

      11 days later: soon 800k - SO well deserved!!

    • @MetteC5
      @MetteC5 2 месяца назад

      800k subs, that is - 1,6M views🎉