Alex Jones: Bottom Feeder?! Andrew Tate Arrested Again!? - News Dump
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Alex Jones Wants It
10:09 - Adin Ross v Andrew Tate
16:31 - SXSW A.I. Chaos
27:46 - CORNHub Banned in Texas
31:01 - More TikTok News
35:27 - Kate Middleton Conspiracy Update
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Adin Ross Got Andrew Tate Arrested
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SXSW - AI & Military
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Alex jones accidentally just threatening peeps with free rim jobs is wild
I’m down tbh
"accidentally"
No one said they would be free --- Alex has legal bills to pay 😂
He said this on his show once years ago.
🤣 You're magic
Texas: "We need to protect our kids!"
Also Texas: "13 is a good working age"
Texas is a joke
Also Texas: ''A 10 year old is totally capable of going through pregnancy and birthing a child she can then parent!''
"Prime marrying age, I tell you h'wat."
@@RickR69sounds too much like Hank Hill and I won't dignify that comparison!
Should learn to work at a young age instead of being the 20yr old who needs their hand held at work because their pronoun wasn't used 😢
Villain 101: Don't tell your henchmen about your emergency escape plans.
All these ID laws are going to do is increase the number of VPN customers in those states.
Would be funny if it turned out the VPN companies lobbied for the law
yeah.... the problem is, texas is where my favorite server for Nordvpn is at... im gonna have to start using mexico city or st. louis now.
Nobody tell the octogenarians in Congress about vpns
Seriously, Nord just got a big spike in customers.
@@egoranonymous3223 they don't even know how to use a computer, I don't think they can comprehend VPNs
I promise that not all of Texas is this stupid and foolish. Some of us are stuck here and we’re doing our best to try to counterbalance the crazy but that’s a hefty lift.
That's the frustrating part, it's actually a pretty slim margin of people that supports this nonsense, they've just gerrymandered the state beyond all sense of reason (I used to live there)
It’s funny how when it’s Texas it’s “not all of us are like that” but a California news story gets all the heat Texas is a joke
@@vandieselcuuuz the way that other states get triggered over every little thing that comes out of California is hilarious. And we just over here forgetting they even exist, nobody in California really gives a damn what any other particular state is doing and yet like 10 states consider themselves our "rivals", but they ain't even on our level.
@@WumboGuy honestly I lived outta state for a couple years and people assume California is LA or San Francisco not knowing the majority of California hates those places too a lot forget that a vast majority of us live in the country where there’s constant farming boy we more country then most of Texas we just don’t care enough to make it our personality
@@WumboGuy he she we wumbo…..
It is SO satisfying to hear people boo the AI ad and know that artists aren't cow-towing to SXWS selling out. Fuck all that noise.
It is so cathartic that Adin is the reason tate got arrested 😂😂😂
I just love that he thought it was a good idea to share the "bro I'm totally about to jump bail" message with the whole world
@@KS-PNW it's just pure gold and I think this moment will live forever in my heart
Got snitched lol.
He should’ve known better than to share his plans in the first place. Specially with Adin of all people 😂
😂😂😂
Speaking of Grumpy Cat, I got to meet her when she came to Navy Pier. When we were stepping off to leave, My foot got caught on the table cloth from the table she was sitting on. She started to topple over. To this day, my wife won't let me live down that I almost sent Grumpy Cat flying....
haha
You startled poor grumpy cat and want to get sympathy from us? We are with your lovely wife on this one! 😂
@@CrAzYpotpie how distraught do you think I feel about that. I don't want that on my conscience!
Must've been a hard time coming back to work knowing you damn near killed a living meme
like I know it's funny, but if I am this secondhand traumatized by your story I can only say I am legitimately sorry this happened to you lmao
Andrew Tate trying to avoid the justice system, after moving to Romania for their relaxed justice system?
Who could've foreseen this?!
Totally the actions of a totally innocent man, though.
I think he would call it a less woke justice system. He's just evading the wokeness.
Making Sex Trafficking illegal is *checks notes* Woke.
@@Cancellator5000 nah he thought he could evade justice as a whole
@@TheLumberjack1987 That's beta logic. You need some alpha brain to understand.
You are correct. Adin Ross is a miracle of medical science. How he manages to breathe and stay alive baffles doctors, I am sure
He survives off of a steady diet of self humiliation.
A loser admired by other losers of younger age, best way to put his whole career
Alex Jones has turned the Princess of Wales gay!!! Buy more bone broth!
yis
Broth tea anyone? 🧐🍵
When there's no ad that plays before the episode starts, I know it's going to be a good episode.
I just got an advert for a dildo. 20 years ago I would have laughed but tbh old arse me is sat here super annoyed at youtube because I have all the parental controls turned on on this account and only by luck was there not a small child in this room. :/
I got a Instacart ad before the episode. What does that mean?
Lmao for sure
Why?
@@RarebitFiends that we're about to eat with this episode!
Pornhub are really missing a beat by not going into partnership with a VPN company.
Oh man, if you are from one of the banned states it should redirect you to a VPN ad when you try to go to pornhub.
They should release the vids and comments by accounts matching the ip of the reps that did this vote in texas. I bet they are into totally normal vanilla stuff. No weird stepdaughter vids in their history no sir
He drank the frog water!!!!!!
Big "Shooter McGavin" energy, Mr. Jones.
Rogers is the poster child for why good fitting helmets matter, his must be loose? Also "thoghts and prays" feels like the southern "bless your heart".
Honestly, so true. I asked for help escaping an abusive situation, and got a bunch of thoughts and prayers on Facebook... Got my face beaten in and lost everything.... Made sure to send photos to every person who said that shit. Thoughts and prayers doesn't keep a crazy mother from trying to ruin your life, health, and even face.
I'm thinking, prayers to who? He is famously atheist.
@@Jocce21Prayers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster bra. Many atheist pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Someone people might claim Adin Ross is a fed. I would rebut by pointing out he probably can't spell CIA, FBI or NSA.
it is so disturbing how fast his chat flies. that means soooo many people even dumber than Adin Ross are just out there, thinking he's got value. scary
Could Probably still be in the top 10% of ATF agents 😝
He's not a fed. He's just unintentionally an asset
That Pelosi quote is on par with "Pokemon go to the polls!"
“I got your ass! Whooooo!”
- Alexander Jones
So nice of him to clean me up after endless breadsticks at olive garden.
So glad Tater Tot got arrested again. That guy sucks so bad.
Is he still a thing?
@@SYLRMHA for so many incels
Tater Tot might be the best nick name possible, well done.
That nickname has made the rounds for a hot minute@@SomethingClever3385
@@SYLRMHAunfortunately, yes. Many dude bros still think he's a smart man
Not from the US, but the US Army setting budget to sponsor a music festival while veterans are not being paid for injuries they got while in service is such a dick move.
Probably not a good time to mention the amount spent by the Pentagon annually on advertising at NFL games then...
Fun Jessy Ventura Facts:
He tried to Unionize the WWE until Hogan ratted him out
His main thing under his governorship was that he built an amazing rail line for his state.
His main conspiracy is about Weather Machines
He was also one of the few successful 3rd party candidates of the last century.
we're at that Wild West stage of politics where I'm sitting here like "hey why not Jesse Ventura after all"
Weather machines and weather manipulation in general is a wild Wikipedia rabbit hole to dive down. It’s not even a conspiracy at this point, there was an operation in Vietnam called operation pop eye where the entire goal was to manipulate the weather in monsoon areas to with chemicals that made the mud more liquid and harder to traverse, its even funnier that in response to this the Viet Kong just put gravel on it and made the entire operation a bust.
The most important part of the day
Serving it up
Internet Today
I love these guys!
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Agreed.
A reasonable upload time? That can’t be right.
you're stuck in a time slip. don't worry, the boys will save you.
an upload time for true red blooded patriots
Time slipping would be sick.🤙🏽
I totally assumed he wanted to go toungue deep into a chocolate starfish...
I still do, classic Freudian slip.
In that hot dog flavored water.
@@GodEnderXhe did it all for the nookie
OMG Elliot your Alex Jones voice impersonation is spot on! For better of for worse....
Have a great weekend Internet today fam
LFG!!!! Wake and Bake with Internet Today!
AI getting booed makes my heart so happy
I’ve lived in Austin for 27 years. I’m moving out in July. This place is nothing but tech bros, foodies and bachelorette parties these days.
Don't blame you. I left 12 years ago for just that reason.
Unfortunately I moved to Seattle which has gone the same way..
Knew it was fcked when Joe Rogan moved there.
And Streamers
I am a Houston girl, moved here at 19 and been here ever since. Many of my friends left for Austin about 15 years ago and many of them are now thinking of coming right back. They hated the traffic in Houston... now Austin's full of racist, homophobic crazy tech bros, antisocial streamers and posers. "Keep Austin Weird" was the motto, but now Austin is just for sociopathic rich right-wingers and that's not the kind of weird I like to be around.
Seattle has always been a tech hub. Are you mentally challenged? @@KS-PNW
RFK Jr. is single handedly destroying his family name and its legacy at a speed no one thought possible.
Not the family name, the rest of the Kennedy family had disavowed and denounced Jr. He is all alone on this one.
I don't think he's doing all that.
Lol😂
"NOTHIN BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS"
JFK
Are you familiar with the Kennedy's? A fortune built on smuggling, Chappaquiddick. This "apple" has not fallen far from its tree .
"10 days without food and 80% of people will resort to cannibalism."
How fast does Jones think that literally everyone will be out of food so quickly as to resort to cannibalism? I feel like he's even more out of touch with regular people than ever considered.
He means ten days after food is gone...
@@mc5967
No shit, Sherlock. This is also coming from the guy that said, on record, that he'd basically instantly kill and eat his neighbors.
Man I've lived off of starvation wages for decades and you don't see me cannibalizing people. I bet we taste awful anyways
So my local radio show always makes jokes and plays a clip of Alex saying “I will eat your ass”. it was from a segment where Alex talked about eating his next door neighbor in the apocalypse. I’m surprised more people did not know about this
You have to tell me what radio show that is!
@@St.dresden the morning sickness kupd. the main host dose a lot of impressions. look up "Guadalupe Squares"
Alex, I appreciate the gesture, but no thanks.
I've checked out a few of your videos and today I decided you're the tech news coverage I need.
Left-wing, reasonabke voices are needed in these areas. Bravo.
Happy Friday!
As a Texas every time I hear someone mention Greg the Rabbot, I just cringe in embarrassment.
Why? Because he is saving Texas?
Pelosi is just doing the sequel of Clintons "Pokemon Go".
Goshdarned, the cringe is unbearable.
News? ON A FRIDAY?? Oh baby!
Always nice when the boys drop a video when I'm on my way home and can watch it right away.
Eliot does an unexpectedly good Alex Jones impression.
I was invited to SXSW several times in the late 90s and early 00s. At that time I was working adjacent to the American defense complex and that is *why* I was invited. Halliburton and Raytheon were sponsors, both of whom were massive defense contractors who are both still around today and their money is still funding all kinds of stuff like cultural events and other distractions.
I didn't go, I never would: I believe in democracy and I'd like to see it in the USA before I expire.
Alex Jones: "Well, like they say keep your friends close, and your enemies *closer* "
Just poured my coffee! ☕
What's crazy about the Pornhub thing is that I see a shit ton of hardcore porn from random accounts on Twitter constantly. Some that are just posting random videos from other people, seemingly without consent.
Glad to see you. Happy weekend, guys!
Puts the famous Alex Jones quote “GOT YOUR ASS!! WOOOO!!!” in a whole new light
Always in my time of need bless you fellas
This isn't even the first time Jones made a quote like this.
I was watching RM Brown
And he said it on the show I guess this was a while ago
Yeah, he went on a pretty infamous rant during the pandemic where he spoke about how he was willing to kill his neighbors and eat them should it come down to it. It was funny, but honestly, the amount of violence in his rants are hard to ignore.
Andrew Yang? Of Yang Gang fame?
Well dang....
To be fair rfk jr saying he's in the running doesn't mean Yang actually wanted anything to do with him
Omg when you said the Greg Abbott Cliff thing, I pictured the wheelchair cliff scene from that movie, Mac and me… Someone needs to clip that!
Alex Jones had a Shooter McGavin moment
Jesse Ventura is an American Legend on par with the likes of Bigfoot and Teddy Roosevelt.
Morning boys! Feeding horses and listening to Internet today. it's a good day
Thank you for this episode!!!
So this is how Alex is paying off those debts huh? $5 a rimmer?
Good job guys, thanks!
How can someone like Alex Jones, who's habitually googling transpo rn, pretend to not know what "eating ass" means?
Great episode as always genlemen.
"Tic Tac Tow, a winner" is this election's "Pokemon Go to the polls" moment
It's so telling that these 100 year old idiots in congress have absolutely no idea what they are talking about when they say dumb stuff like this.
It may be, but at least the pokemon one was more grandma being cringy and out of touch, this is just corporate greed, tik tok is already a winner and they want to be part of it.
Delivered by a woman who is like 516 years old
Turnip the what!
An episode for my bday! Yahoo!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday :)
I've lost count of how many times I heard the Adin Ross story and I still SMH over it. Like, how sheltered of an existence does he live? 'Cause he can't be THAT stupid... can he?
Yes, yes he can.
Sincerely, every clip I've seen of the guy he just seems weapons grade stupid but in a naive sort of way.
Let's not underestimate how stupid Andrew Tate has to be to put in writing that he plans to flee the country and send it to one of the dumbest people on the internet 🙄
Dude lacks basic object permanence
My morning is made, gentlemen
as a non american who consumes a lot of american media, every year when i hear about SXSW i have always been under the impression that its a film festival or music festival depending on the year. granted ive never looked into it, but, yeah first time finding out it has tech or is sponsored by the military contractors.
ps. need longer videos 40 min just flew by.
Good conspiracy theory on Princess of Wales at the end. Not going to spoil any one currently watching not up to that point yet, but one minor addition ... ... hear me out ...orcas, we need them in the mix somewhere. The orcas are part of it, I feel it in my bones.
Phenomenal start to an episode
Content engagement. You guys rock
The British government also wants to enforce age verification to access porn, but their solution was to put the responsibility onto the hoster, meaning that if you wanted to access porn you had to provide the site photo ID like a driving licence. This bill fell through because it was so unworkable, but it's not dead - it could well come back in some form, which could effectively block any porn access in the UK, and they do it under the guise of 'protecting children', which makes it more likely the bill will pass. But under the Tories, they would likely categorise and LGBT content as porn, and they were looking to ban depictions of some fetishes altogether.
Up just in time for an upload 😌
Thank you for the show!
The look on Eliot's face when Ricky talked about meeting a cat was priceless.
You guys forget when the Simpsons said the military would be in the music industry, telling people to join the Navy? That's why I joined.
FIRST 2 MINUTES HAVE ME CRY LAUGHING HAHA
Loved this one guys🎉
Congrats, boys! You've done it again!
When I was in a real band in the 00s/early 10s in the UK and touring Europe, SXSW was an aspirational thing to attend. I'd get insanely envious of/admire friends bands who got the backing to go and play some shows. Now it's just a trash thing that shames itself through the worst tech bro capitalists and ill-thought out sponsorships.
You just got older and wiser, SXSW has always been that.
I'm surprised Alex would think about starving after ten days without civilization. I would have thought a manly man such as himself would have some decent outdoorsman skills. Well, he's welcome to eat me if he can catch me.
He goes to cannibalism pretty quick, has brought it up quite a bit
He got guns, so he doesn't have to get off his ass to catch you. We'll see how he fares in a gun fight.
@@Cancellator5000 probably not well, he's a mighty big target..
@@KS-PNW Weird. This is the only time I've heard him talk about it. People that accuse others of things are often guilty of the same thing. I'd guess that someone that regularly calls their political enemies demons has some skeletons in their closets.
@@Cancellator5000 yeah he's a weird guy. Allegedly he repeatedly snuck meat into his (vegetarian) ex wife's food and then taunted her about it. Yet somehow he was surprised when she filed for divorce.. not sure he's all there mentally.
I have a couple friends who drove down to SXSW to perform, I definitely have to ask them for some first-hand accounts of the blatant rejection of AI by artists everywhere. Fucking spectacular.
🎉🎉🎉 I love me some Internet Today!!!🎉🎉🎉
I'm glad people are booing AI ads. We really need to rein in AI tech, if not, we'll end up with our own Butlerian Jihad and no one wants a Butlerian Jihad. Down with the thinking machines!
Is there a lottery or a lineup to get at Alex Jones? Truthfully, I could use it. Thanks, gentlemen!
Get over here alex, papa needs a clean rectum right now.
Great show
Great episode
Good God, this was an overwhelming onslaught of news
The stuff with Rogers is insane, especially someone wanting him to be the vice president?!
SxSW commercial is just proof that its just all these out of touch people sniffing their own farts in lairs seperate from the "regulars".
Just stumbled across you guys, you’re awesome.
Thanks for putting royals at the end and only spot lighting the true fan conspiracies 😂
“Not me so much, I’ll have a biscuit.”
Oh man, what a pull! Bravo, fellow TMNZ enjoyer.
I love that Greg Abbott is such a terrible freak that even other paraplegic people online have said that he's the one person he's acceptable to be ablest to. So I will.
Thanks guys!
Eliot, Ricky thank you for doing what you do.
SXSW gonna be a CMA live concert now. Lmao.
Roadhouse!
Always enjoy the show!
Thanks!
I like these guys
They're okay in my book
I just think they’re neat
I love these guys.👍🏽
I'm just waiting for Pete Davidson to come out with Kate Middleton
🤣🤣🙌
"Buying coolness" that's such a great way to put it.
Thanks guys. Love seeing the subs increase.
HAPPY FRIDAY !!