Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 июл 2017
  • Alex Jones is known for pushing conspiracy theories, but he also spends a lot of time promoting his own products. John Oliver and a “doctor” “from” M.I.T. test out his marketing strategy.
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Комментарии • 32 тыс.

  • @watcherobrien7331
    @watcherobrien7331 6 лет назад +12761

    "the stuff is only found in comets.... and a trace amount in blueberries"
    That is the single greatest line i have ever heard.

    • @thegeneralpopulace8513
      @thegeneralpopulace8513 6 лет назад +253

      Watcher O'Brien I know, right? It sounds like something you'd here GLADOS would say 😆!

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 6 лет назад +21

      Watcher O'Brien +

    • @awill891
      @awill891 6 лет назад +182

      Sounds like a joke that would be said on 30 Rock.

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 6 лет назад +77

      I think people watch him for the same reason people like watching any rage/salt channel, for the chuckles. Then he has a loyal fanbase who actually follow his message and buy his stuff.

    • @thegeneralpopulace8513
      @thegeneralpopulace8513 6 лет назад +3

      awill891 Hmm, does it? I've never watched 30 Rock.

  • @asaacisimov8621
    @asaacisimov8621 4 года назад +7145

    My favorite Alex Jones quote:
    "I don't smoke weed, it makes me paranoid."

    • @crispiygonzo3816
      @crispiygonzo3816 4 года назад +603

      What would a "paranoid" Alex Jones act like and say. I can't even imagine.

    • @bobbys2643
      @bobbys2643 4 года назад +336

      @@crispiygonzo3816 It's probably like adderal, it makes people without adhd going, but makes adhd people calm. He might act like a normal person lol

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад +44

      This comment is currently at 420 likes. Ain't no way I'm messing with that kind of a coinkydink, bud.

    • @laela6289
      @laela6289 4 года назад +5

      Asaac Isimov 😂😂😂😂

    • @ShantyIrishman
      @ShantyIrishman 4 года назад +53

      Alex Jones smokes weed once a year to see what George Soros is putting in the pot, his words, not mine.

  • @chickenwing1397
    @chickenwing1397 Год назад +3589

    Watching this again because of his trial, and this is absolute gold.

    • @eljoel89
      @eljoel89 Год назад +84

      Pretty sure Jones's attorney and the judge both hate his guts.

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 Год назад +58

      Man has to pay $45 million...should be fucking more. Hope those Rolexs go to the payments

    • @Krotas_DeityofConflicts
      @Krotas_DeityofConflicts Год назад

      That chemical turning frogs gay is real though. Look it up

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 Год назад +8

      @@Krotas_DeityofConflicts 1 thing he got partially right out of...10000+?

    • @Krotas_DeityofConflicts
      @Krotas_DeityofConflicts Год назад

      @@Bagster321 he got many things right and wrong. There are sufficient conspiracies that tur. out to be true that it is not surprising that there would be people like Alex Jones. To just hate him is equally stupid. He even apologised for Sandy Hook

  • @jobinapocus6812
    @jobinapocus6812 Год назад +2469

    I wish John Oliver would do a new update episode on Alex Jones. This is one of my favorite episodes.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Год назад +1

      I wish he’d go back to UK and STFU.

    • @amcdonald7479
      @amcdonald7479 Год назад

      I wish John Oliver would stop being a paid globalist narrative pusher. Bet he visits islands as well.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Год назад +8

      @@amcdonald7479
      Your comment got banned.
      )-:

    • @christianness8983
      @christianness8983 Год назад +9

      Oh now he's definitely going to have to do one

    • @amcdonald7479
      @amcdonald7479 Год назад

      Why are Americans cheering on the most obvious show trial in history? Murderers get more rights than this guy. They have paid less in court settlements for damages as well. Apparently words are worse than murders.... america has become very shameful and not many of us take you serious anymore. You are all trained to pick a team/side and burn to the ground anyone not in your group. You dont even care about democracy or being fair. Just burn that man! Dont be suprised when the public outside America start siding with Russia. Who even runs America? You telling me that man with dementia runs something other than his toilet schedule?

  • @asiapugh7137
    @asiapugh7137 4 года назад +10404

    It's nice to watch a John Oliver episode with laughing in the background again

    • @sandilesibanyoni2244
      @sandilesibanyoni2244 4 года назад +177

      And not about trump 😂

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 года назад +328

      After the OAN episode, was nice hearing about a balanced and behaved news outlet like info wars

    • @LordShrecc
      @LordShrecc 4 года назад +11

      I felt that...

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 4 года назад +34

      Oh you didn't search for this either?

    • @Thewhiteandorange
      @Thewhiteandorange 4 года назад +31

      most of us didnt search for this

  • @jessemotte999
    @jessemotte999 4 года назад +3761

    John saying “don’t call me boy” is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to him getting in a fight lol

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 4 года назад +53

      What about when he got into a fight with Chii-san? Rock still hasn't responded will he help

    • @jessemotte999
      @jessemotte999 4 года назад +3

      Eternal Carnage oh I don’t remind that will you link me?

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 4 года назад +4

      @@jessemotte999 It is in the channel titled chii-san

    • @jessemotte999
      @jessemotte999 4 года назад +3

      Eternal Carnage thank you !

    • @magicalgirl1296
      @magicalgirl1296 4 года назад +57

      Well there's "eat shit Bob"

  • @allegedactor126
    @allegedactor126 10 месяцев назад +39

    I totally lost it when the good “doctor” kept rubbing that cardboard taint and smiling.
    Jack McBrayer is a goddamn scream.

  • @SerpentiCaptain
    @SerpentiCaptain 2 года назад +488

    I just have this vision of John and the writers around a conference table, staring down glasses of chilled chocolate chicken carcass slop, each silently daring each other to go first. Someone raises their glass and counts down from three. Nobody moves, not even the counter. Then, without warning, an intern bursts into the room, snatches a glass of Hexxus' ambrosia, and-a "YOLO" as their battle cry-downs it. There is silence. The intern begins to glow, and their consciousness expands, sharing the burden of their experience mind-to-mind. The intern vanishes; whether they have ascended to a higher plane or vanished into a vengeful avian hell, only the dead know. John pales; he may just have to find out on the air...

    • @beachcomber2008
      @beachcomber2008 Год назад +28

      Imaginative. Do more.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 Год назад +22

      Just out of curiosity, did you happen to have this vision when you were high? 😂

    • @yipperdeyip
      @yipperdeyip 4 месяца назад

      So this is the type pf autism that enjoys this show's painfully unfunny, lack of any sense od humour.
      Aka redditors

  • @TeddyPicker191
    @TeddyPicker191 6 лет назад +4126

    To be fair, "WAKE UP AMERICA" coffee is pretty fucking genius.

    • @schplafff
      @schplafff 6 лет назад +64

      ANd better than other coffees that straight up kill you dead.

    • @ThatFeelBr0
      @ThatFeelBr0 6 лет назад +58

      So is cocaine...

    • @kaede6148
      @kaede6148 6 лет назад +38

      *"WAKE UP AMERICA" covfefe
      FTFY

    • @gender_nihilism
      @gender_nihilism 6 лет назад +28

      The best part is that he buys them in part from the Zapatistas, a Mexican and Central American anarchist (leftist anarchism, not the fake kind) group.

    • @mach2223
      @mach2223 6 лет назад +22

      "WAKE UP AMERICA!" *Girl wakes up* "Who are you?" "I'm Erica."

  • @JavaKittie
    @JavaKittie 3 года назад +3787

    “They want to hear somebody that can speak to them and touch them inside.”
    I feel violated

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 3 года назад +73

      You and me both.

    • @jinxed7915
      @jinxed7915 3 года назад +75

      I need an adult.

    • @MaidMirawyn
      @MaidMirawyn 3 года назад +68

      Well, who actually thought Alex Jones understood consent? He IS a Trump fanboy…

    • @steelmag9
      @steelmag9 3 года назад +13

      Me too! Help! I need an adult!

    • @cgntvedssnnc
      @cgntvedssnnc 3 года назад +6

      Shhhh.....

  • @dmcyhmw
    @dmcyhmw Год назад +179

    This video aged like fine wine with the news today!

  • @raptorcharly8055
    @raptorcharly8055 Год назад +1598

    Who else is here after Alex Jones's lawyers accidentally handed over all his data to lawyers for the Sandy Hook parents to revel in just how awful of a guy is getting what was coming to him?

    • @thatoneguy1035
      @thatoneguy1035 Год назад +1

      Really hoping that pile of maggots in a human disguise gets slammed for as much as is possible. Also hoping, once he does, we get an episode about it.

    • @rachelnelson4796
      @rachelnelson4796 Год назад +14

      Me 😁

    • @robincatluv7173
      @robincatluv7173 Год назад +8

      Me

    • @bewareofsasquatch
      @bewareofsasquatch Год назад +22

      Rewatching it for the 10th time cause this has been alway been great and when I first saw this video I was hoping someday he would get screwed and Christmas came in early!

    • @youtubestuff683
      @youtubestuff683 Год назад +12

      Slowly, but surely Karma comes for all.

  • @SusanP99
    @SusanP99 2 года назад +2936

    I never, never, never get tired of re-watching this episode. Pure gold.

    • @ykMMD
      @ykMMD 2 года назад +15

      Same !

    • @joshlock4627
      @joshlock4627 2 года назад +20

      How ??? Oliver makes zero sense,. Cannot out tuck the terminator

    • @youpkroon7594
      @youpkroon7594 2 года назад +10

      But I like Alex

    • @gsp4prez
      @gsp4prez 2 года назад +15

      @@youpkroon7594 why?

    • @charleswomack2166
      @charleswomack2166 2 года назад +10

      @@gsp4prez Because he is so ridiculous! It's entertaining. I do not take him seriously.

  • @creativeandfunnyname3744
    @creativeandfunnyname3744 3 года назад +1877

    Graphics department: "What do we need to help the point?"
    John Oliver: "Words Fucking"

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 3 года назад +82

      The accountants for this show must drink every night after work.

    • @runawaysparklers622
      @runawaysparklers622 2 года назад +71

      @@amehak1922 Probably drinking buddies with the attorneys.

    • @karolynfeeksmaws5676
      @karolynfeeksmaws5676 2 года назад +17

      Well, it helped me understand. It was a great visual.

    • @TheNinthGenerarion
      @TheNinthGenerarion 2 года назад +8

      @@amehak1922 watch the SLAPP suits episode

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 2 года назад +3

      @@TheNinthGenerarion i have

  • @gentleeyes
    @gentleeyes Год назад +493

    This is so much sweeter today, after Alex’s lawyer “accidentally” dropped the bomb on him.

    • @nicbarrax76
      @nicbarrax76 Год назад +33

      Alex lawyer: *Fuck it. I'm so ready to get disbarred for this piece of shit. Hold my beer.*

    • @notroll1279
      @notroll1279 Год назад +26

      @@nicbarrax76 That's the kind of lawyer who accepts AJ as a client and says in court he has the honour to represent him and his companies. Every law firm smart or ethical enough ran for the hills when he approached them so that's where he ended up.

    • @paulsanders860
      @paulsanders860 Год назад +7

      I'm with you there, it's just too much of a coincidence.

  • @MotorTorq_ZA
    @MotorTorq_ZA 6 месяцев назад +24

    Alex Jones is like a cross between Dr Eggman and Yosemite Sam in real life

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 2 месяца назад +1

      With the vocal range of Sam Kinnison..

  • @jackoo666
    @jackoo666 6 лет назад +2677

    "this stuff is only found in comets....and trace amounts in bluberries" I laughed so hard i nearly spit out my blue berries

    • @ReasonReport
      @ReasonReport 6 лет назад +9

      Look it up. Bio-PQQ

    • @quintonmorris11
      @quintonmorris11 6 лет назад +15

      I love blewbs

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 6 лет назад +37

      ReasonReport
      Look WHAT UP ???
      THAT IT CAME FROM COMETS.
      ...really...
      Where'd YOU look it up...
      some Alex Jones guy.
      Cause it sounds like He's got your credit card number.
      That's funnier than Comets by far

    • @rhyolitic
      @rhyolitic 6 лет назад +41

      It is hilarious. Pyrroloquinoline quinone is found in a whole bunch of different foods... tofu, soybeans, green pepper. Even found in human breast milk. Also no significant in vitro studies exist. Thought to be similar to vitamin B.

    • @LaughingManRa
      @LaughingManRa 6 лет назад +54

      I nearly spit out my comets!

  • @midnightblue9122
    @midnightblue9122 2 года назад +78

    "Firstly, don't call me a boy"~ ooh I felt the cold edge there

  • @KellySmith-gp9tq
    @KellySmith-gp9tq Год назад +79

    Rewatching this with much laughter after his disastrous trial. John needs to do an update. We need to split a gut from laughing so hard.

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. Год назад +15

    " Turn the freaking frogs gay" is a pillar, an institution of meme history.

  • @penguinpenguinson224
    @penguinpenguinson224 4 года назад +2949

    Alex Jones sounds like a GTA radio station mocking the far right

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 года назад +86

      Have you seen J. J. Jameson's podcast on the spider man game

    • @stone1andonly
      @stone1andonly 4 года назад +111

      I think you're mildly confused - that GTA radio station is mocking Alex Jones *&* the far right.

    • @WhatisASMR
      @WhatisASMR 4 года назад +56

      "Now I'll tell you about morality. Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong."
      -Pastor Richards

    • @ogrobc69
      @ogrobc69 4 года назад +14

      Good ole Lazlo🤣😂

    • @intelligenceservices
      @intelligenceservices 4 года назад +2

      search RUclips for "Orange Drink Bill Hicks"

  • @jahazielcipolla
    @jahazielcipolla 6 лет назад +809

    Bank: "So, why did you say you wanted to loan out 1 million dollars?"
    Me: "WIPES FOR MY PERINEAL AREA, GODDAMIT!"

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito 6 лет назад +5

      Jahaziel Cipolla 😂😂

    • @RedNiel100
      @RedNiel100 6 лет назад +38

      I mean, it's still a small loan
      of a million dollars

    • @L1701
      @L1701 6 лет назад +23

      "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GAY FROG MUTANT FISHMEN COMING TO KILL ME! GET BEHIND ME SATAN BUY MY MERCHANDIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!"

    • @Gameover-vo2pq
      @Gameover-vo2pq 6 лет назад +1

      Loy Turns lololololollllop lo llollolololollo

  • @GeneNerd
    @GeneNerd Год назад +25

    I still love how he says "this substance isn't like the super high tech stuff made in laboratories" that then proceeds to explain exactly how a laboratory Genetically Modified Organism is used to make a substances.

  • @Steve_Hayden
    @Steve_Hayden Год назад +239

    5 years later, after his loss in court. He just lost $49 million. I love watching this show.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Год назад

      Ya. Because I get my truth from the courts.

    • @Steve_Hayden
      @Steve_Hayden Год назад +18

      @@greggstrasser5791Oh I'm sure you got your facts from this court case. You know, cause he indirectly pleaded guilty ( knowing if he didn't turn in documents and his phone like the judge ordered, that the judge would render a direct verdict of guilty. Knowing all that, Jones choose not to turn in any of those items)
      If you watched that court case (which I'm sure you did, cause why wouldn't you) you see him many times say "I'm sorry, I was wrong" to the ppl that charged him.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Год назад

      @@Steve_Hayden
      No. I didn’t watch the court case. I don’t watch John Oliver anymore either. I don’t own a TV. You should try it.

    • @Steve_Hayden
      @Steve_Hayden Год назад

      @@greggstrasser5791 But you watch John Oliver on a computer or your phone???
      Well, if you had watched it, Jones admits, under oath that he lied and made it all up.
      So I'm guessing you aren't a fan of truth and facts.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Год назад

      @@Steve_Hayden
      You guessed wrong. Which is why I don’t use courts and John Oliver as news.
      So you guys still do that, huh?
      You’d burn 90 min on Oliver, Stewart and some other spin-off and watch an hour of CNN just so you can say you watch real news?
      Get a life.

  • @ismailbaied8503
    @ismailbaied8503 4 года назад +2483

    They should recreate all these clips with Nicolas Cage as Alex Jones

    • @vickerandflips8061
      @vickerandflips8061 3 года назад +61

      I'd watch that

    • @cradleofanal
      @cradleofanal 3 года назад +54

      That will be cages comeback movie.. you know alex jones will have a movie based on his life..

    • @susanma4899
      @susanma4899 3 года назад +13

      "AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, ALVA?!?"

    • @warrickgirl37
      @warrickgirl37 3 года назад +14

      I’d pay good money to see that shit

    • @Kiki-wq5tj
      @Kiki-wq5tj 3 года назад +5

      Two men involved with Epstein

  • @babyhuey6342
    @babyhuey6342 2 года назад +1035

    11:19 "I do research all the time." is the scientific equivalent of "You don't know her, she goes to a different school."

    • @thepoopman9951
      @thepoopman9951 2 года назад +15

      It’s funny because he reported on Jeffery Epstein 15 years ago before anyone knew who that guy was🤣 you guys just can’t stand that he’s right about so much stuff

    • @younicbic
      @younicbic 2 года назад +5

      That's what ill say when ill be asked for titles

    • @mishaf19
      @mishaf19 2 года назад +30

      @@thepoopman9951 I guess this “fact” you haven’t cited proves Jones is right about everything, thanks logic.

    • @thepoopman9951
      @thepoopman9951 2 года назад +4

      @@mishaf19 like the FACT that he was right about bohemian grove 15 years before anyone knew what it was, that fact and he told us about Epstein island 15 years ago and no one believed him

    • @abegarfield543
      @abegarfield543 2 года назад +14

      @@thepoopman9951
      Jones is friends with Trump,
      Epstein's top client.
      So,AJ Knew about Epstein because he was there,
      noncing minors.

  • @Darkn3ss17
    @Darkn3ss17 Год назад +335

    Who's here celebrating Alex finally getting what was a long time coming to him? I am honestly so happy something is finally happening and I have nothing but respect to the parents for sticking it out.

    • @geoffreyharris5931
      @geoffreyharris5931 Год назад +8

      I am. He is getting burned to the tune of $45.4 million so far hopefully.

    • @lacecurtainirish
      @lacecurtainirish Год назад +8

      I would celebrate more if his followers would realize what he is. Unfortunately they seem to be doubling down on their praise, complaining that the trial was a sham.

    • @ibanezkiddo
      @ibanezkiddo Год назад

      Yeah they also got like 70 million out of remmington for the crime of making a gun legally. Funny that the cases they brought against the police and government were thrown out but their cases against the gun manufacturer and some guy who said some shit are golden. Justice at work as you say

    • @pugachevskobra5636
      @pugachevskobra5636 Год назад

      What? How did you get that from this topic???

    • @ibanezkiddo
      @ibanezkiddo Год назад

      @@pugachevskobra5636 how did I get to other people they have sued on a video specific to one person they sued. You're right I'm making wild leaps

  • @dantruss84
    @dantruss84 Год назад +29

    This is by far one of the funniest LWT shows, this and the coal goblin one.
    Love you J.Oliver and your staff are amazing.

  • @erickrehbiel2837
    @erickrehbiel2837 6 лет назад +1189

    Ok, the 1 million dollar taint wipes aren't so bad, but do you really have to charge $9.95 for shipping!?

    • @Tom44224
      @Tom44224 6 лет назад +57

      I got the free ground shipping discount on mine.

    • @highpriest82
      @highpriest82 6 лет назад +106

      Jon Oliver may have to sell his house if you don't pay that shipping charge

    • @izellets7361
      @izellets7361 6 лет назад +17

      I was redirected to a HBO store, how do you get these wipes? :-'(

    • @jameswightman6347
      @jameswightman6347 6 лет назад +26

      buy them there. the proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders

    • @BlackSharkfr
      @BlackSharkfr 6 лет назад +6

      I was redirected to HBO's European store. The million dollar wipes aren't listed there.

  • @nataliabae3149
    @nataliabae3149 4 года назад +4394

    So he’s a televangelist, but he talks about conspiracies instead of religion.

    • @Quintusblake
      @Quintusblake 4 года назад +147

      Same thing basically

    • @gregorym3167
      @gregorym3167 4 года назад +53

      I am only 4 minutes into this segment and I was about to say Jones is nothing more than a televangelist.

    • @ZIEIaou
      @ZIEIaou 4 года назад +19

      @@Quintusblake well there are some concpiracies based on facts but no religions (not to discredit religion or give credit to alex jones)

    • @alexreid4131
      @alexreid4131 4 года назад +6

      Pretty much.

    • @mohamedbasel5249
      @mohamedbasel5249 4 года назад +5

      I was gonna say the same thing😂😂

  • @srawat27
    @srawat27 Год назад +97

    I swear if Alex Jones dropped the whole news source thing and became a Stand up Comic, he'd be so successful....lmao. He needs to rebrand.

    • @tommikaelsen9149
      @tommikaelsen9149 Год назад +3

      Sam Kineson?

    • @TNTkeynine
      @TNTkeynine Год назад +3

      It would definitely help him recover after all the defamation lawsuits XD

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 Год назад +2

      so gravelly voiced Sam Kinison?

    • @tommikaelsen9149
      @tommikaelsen9149 Год назад +1

      @@victorm152 yeah, but much less funny.

    • @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah
      @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah Год назад

      he's already a mascot of himself, he'd just need to hang a board in his belly saying "Sketch comedy routine, don't take me seriously pls"

  • @ykMMD
    @ykMMD Год назад +61

    Infowipes is such a good pun. Props to John and his team :')

  • @FowlCanuck
    @FowlCanuck 6 лет назад +4979

    Alex Jones is pretty funny if you just pretend his show is an extended Saturday Night Live skit.

    • @oneshotrobb7272
      @oneshotrobb7272 6 лет назад +6

      Fowl Canuck rns

    • @Biggles_mets
      @Biggles_mets 6 лет назад +41

      that is what i do lol

    • @breakingcymbalsstudios6738
      @breakingcymbalsstudios6738 6 лет назад +166

      The bad thing is that some people aren't smart enough to not get manipulated by Alex. What was his last one? Like a secret sex colony on Mars that NASA was hiding LOL!? People now think NASAs been hiding a colony on Mars.

    • @tmcdowell7977
      @tmcdowell7977 6 лет назад +3

      Seth Kucharski you are smart enough.

    • @MrMihenry123
      @MrMihenry123 6 лет назад +87

      Justifyed - Political and social satire are an American tradition and art form. Mr. Jones peddles insanity, and then makes money off of lies. There is no comparison as to the level of misrepresentation between the two. There are no right wing comedians because there is nothing funny about the rich avoiding taxes at the expense of the working poor.

  • @CodySharpe
    @CodySharpe 6 лет назад +855

    In a brighter timeline, Alex Jones found his true calling as the greatest pro wrestling manager of all time.

  • @ryanwilson5782
    @ryanwilson5782 Год назад +754

    This episode is just a little sweeter after Jones was ordered by a judge to pay over $4,000,000 to the parents of Sandy Hook victims.

    • @BarnyWaterg8
      @BarnyWaterg8 Год назад +53

      The 40M hitting today hits different

    • @nateexists6292
      @nateexists6292 Год назад +4

      @@BarnyWaterg8 ikr

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 Год назад +20

      Btw those two numbers are only 2 of the families affected. There's plenty more money to give out XD

    • @nateexists6292
      @nateexists6292 Год назад +49

      @Jimmy Serafin do we find joy? No. We do, however, find satisfaction with a liar whose lies have immensely and irreversibly harmed the grieving parents of dead children being held accountable. This is a lesson to him and people like him not to lie on the internet for money. Conspiracy theorists don't give a shit about who they hurt, but after this they might. This isn't about being happy about suffering, it's about the criminal justice system finally doing its job.

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 Год назад +39

      @Jimmy Serafin Why yes, we do find joy in a bunch of families who lost their children in a preventable tragedy finally getting the compensation and justice they deserve from someone who's lied about their dead children and trauma. We find joy in a reprehensible liar finally getting his empire of lies and fearmongering exposed for the horrible, fetid cesspit of exploitation and violence that it is. Why would we not find joy in the fact that people who were legitimately hurt by him are finally getting the justice they so clearly need and deserve?

  • @tshego950
    @tshego950 Год назад +24

    Watching this again because of his verdict, and this is absolute gold.

  • @rosethorne9155
    @rosethorne9155 3 года назад +545

    "Better than Ovaltine," he says.
    And almost gags after one sip. 😂😂😂

  • @PegasusSeiya31
    @PegasusSeiya31 6 лет назад +2684

    Alex Jones is like the adult version of Eric Cartman.

    • @Raidmasterprod
      @Raidmasterprod 6 лет назад +32

      Tyrell Watson Perfect comment!

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 лет назад +8

      Tyrell Watson I was thinking that also.

    • @realrocker777
      @realrocker777 6 лет назад +12

      BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @purplexninjamom
      @purplexninjamom 6 лет назад +66

      so respect his authoritaaaaaah :P

    • @volumedealer2716
      @volumedealer2716 6 лет назад +3

      Atleast he's not a normie pleb like yourself.

  • @tmiller1079
    @tmiller1079 10 месяцев назад +41

    If Alex is using his own product, then the side effects looks pretty terrifying

  • @user-un7kb7br6m
    @user-un7kb7br6m Год назад +121

    Who is here after Alex Jones has been proved of lying about sandy hook and has to pay 4.1 million to two parents?

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 4 года назад +603

    45 million years ago, interstellar blueberries crashed into the Earth and turned all the dinosaurs gay

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 4 года назад +22

      Ohhh that's why they're extinct!! Dumb scientists telling me about meteors and shit. Thank you for spreading truth, pal. God bless America.

    • @isaacleillhikar4566
      @isaacleillhikar4566 4 года назад +6

      That's not possible, because mainstream science says they died before that. They were doing their general gay pride march on the earth 64million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine years and three months ago.

    • @hpqzhpqz9688
      @hpqzhpqz9688 4 года назад

      @@isaacleillhikar4566 Indeed ! ....... at eleven minutes past one on a Saturday afternoon.
      Common knowledge !

    • @nikibronson133
      @nikibronson133 4 года назад +1

      Lolol

    • @isaacleillhikar4566
      @isaacleillhikar4566 4 года назад

      @@hpqzhpqz9688 yeah. Remember.

  • @TCMusic-iv4nd
    @TCMusic-iv4nd 4 года назад +609

    I can't imagine being Last Week Tonight's accountant:
    "He wants to spend HOW MUCH on WHAT?!"

    • @muckstar23
      @muckstar23 4 года назад +9

      Pennies to them

    • @motorcity13
      @motorcity13 4 года назад +44

      He spent almost $400 on the TELEVANGELIST episode. It’s one his best episodes. He even started a church for a month to prove a point. BRILLIANT!

    • @benwarner2940
      @benwarner2940 4 года назад +38

      I think you guys are forgetting the giant train set and the wax presidents. He was on Russell Howard’s show and said his favorite thing is spending hbos huge amount of resources on “the most ridiculous shit we can”

    • @franciscojcsa6127
      @franciscojcsa6127 4 года назад +21

      HBO's accounting office is just a bottomless pit of subscription money, don't worry about it

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 4 года назад +1

      XD

  • @mvarick1
    @mvarick1 10 месяцев назад +3

    "Tactical Taint Wipe". One of the funniest things I've heard.

  • @darkprince56
    @darkprince56 Год назад +17

    You need to do an updated episode once the lawsuits clean him out 😂

  • @Ingy823
    @Ingy823 3 года назад +1314

    “British accent is intellectual”, he clearly has never seen The Only Way Is Essex or Geordie Shore 😂😂😂

    • @luckystriker842
      @luckystriker842 3 года назад +27

      Or John Oliver.

    • @soonerwhirle
      @soonerwhirle 3 года назад +9

      Or any Benny Hill.....

    • @kaleiann4287
      @kaleiann4287 3 года назад +30

      Or Love Island

    • @jordan12374
      @jordan12374 3 года назад +6

      These guys are nothing, there’s nothing like brummies and scousers.

    • @Kaltagstar96
      @Kaltagstar96 3 года назад +13

      Part of me just wants to watch Alex Jones watch TOWIE or Geordie Shore, as a Geordie, he'd be the only person to sound more ridiculous then the people on that show.

  • @luckjes112
    @luckjes112 4 года назад +472

    Every time I see Alex Jones I think "Spider-Man is a menace! A menace, I tell you!!"

    • @drewnayr1188
      @drewnayr1188 4 года назад +22

      I instantly think of all the gay frogs he fantasizes about.

    • @ShinSennju
      @ShinSennju 4 года назад +35

      Appropriately, the new J. Jonah Jameson seems to be a MCU version of Alex Jones.

    • @QuarterLifeCrises
      @QuarterLifeCrises 4 года назад +17

      JJJ has better morals than this piece of shit.

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift 4 года назад +16

      His voice does sound like a cross between JK Simmons and a chain-smoking goose. (I’m sorry, JK Simmons, for including you in a sentence about Alex Jones.)

    • @luckjes112
      @luckjes112 4 года назад +14

      @Jim Fischer and the Right can't run a country

  • @sirisaacnewtonprs9474
    @sirisaacnewtonprs9474 Год назад +5

    0:37 "that turned the fricking frogs gay"

  • @nobody-wk6ej
    @nobody-wk6ej Год назад +11

    This aged like fine $49 million-dollar silk.

  • @jasondelvaux3036
    @jasondelvaux3036 6 лет назад +168

    Comets & Blueberries... kick-ass band name.

    • @Maxuras
      @Maxuras 6 лет назад +6

      Oh God, Comets, not Comics, that makes (slightly) more sense. I was really puzzled, how a dietary product can be found in comics.

    • @Muongoing.97c
      @Muongoing.97c 6 лет назад +2

      I would listen to that band, or at least check them out. I also heard comics when Jones said it and not comets. I didn't question it because eating comic books seems like the a crazy action he would endorse.

    • @jaypee8371
      @jaypee8371 6 лет назад +1

      "I didn't question it ..."
      Apparently neither did his followers.
      Nutrients in comics? Ok
      Nutrients in comets? No wayyyyyyy!!!!!!

  • @ultimate-venom-games
    @ultimate-venom-games 3 года назад +1351

    "A crystalline form, you absorb it", he says while touching his nose.
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • @EdaugEthanbYT
      @EdaugEthanbYT 3 года назад +50

      No wonder he’s saying we need to reopen. He’s running low on his supply

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh 2 года назад +6

      I was going to make the same remark!

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 2 года назад +16

      I caught that too. The subconscious mind is terrible at masking the truth.

    • @calvinaccount1339
      @calvinaccount1339 2 года назад +5

      Coca-cola

    • @Mat-sc3kt
      @Mat-sc3kt 2 года назад

      Watch the ppl who psychologically analyse ppls body language they debunk that myth. If u just RUclips it u will find it

  • @nicolebramlitt176
    @nicolebramlitt176 Год назад +47

    This is a great video, undercut slightly by the table cloth someone let John Oliver wear in lieu of a shirt

    • @psyclops973
      @psyclops973 Год назад +3

      He was just trying to dress like a satanist

  • @kaydivision
    @kaydivision Год назад +17

    One of the few times I rewatch a Last Week Tonight because I'm feeling good and want to feel even better. Here's to hoping Tucker Carlson's next

    • @vishwasshankar3929
      @vishwasshankar3929 Год назад

      He has already done a segment on tucker!

    • @kaydivision
      @kaydivision Год назад +2

      @@vishwasshankar3929 I meant the downfall of Tucker Carlson, perhaps hopefully worse than Alex Jones's

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 10 месяцев назад +1

      See you soon, TC was fired from Fox not long ago.

  • @spencerraney4979
    @spencerraney4979 4 года назад +2035

    As a Texan I have to call him out on an act of sacrilege: nothing is better than Blue Bell Chocolate Ice Cream, especially not some bullshit protein mix.

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 4 года назад +17

      nah blue bell is shit whack ass wal mart ice cream look up ANYTHING from wisconsin bruh, git gud(ice cream) :P

    • @professorspf
      @professorspf 4 года назад +5

      I'll keep that in mind when I visit

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 4 года назад +4

      Its cheap because it like breyers. All sugar. No real ice cream.

    • @leaderofstars8774
      @leaderofstars8774 4 года назад +36

      @@toast1012 you try coming down here and say that, ham slice

    • @vail51
      @vail51 4 года назад +17

      Amen. I found Blue bell when I was living in NC and I completely agree, best chocolate ice cream out there. I don't think that hint of salt is from ground up chicken bones either.

  • @verdrang5614
    @verdrang5614 6 лет назад +573

    Okay, Jones isn't exactly the best human being. Check.
    BUT.
    "Wake up America" as a name for a coffee blend? That's arguably funny.^^

  • @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah
    @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah Год назад +8

    We need the reckoning video of this week's court ordered 2B compensation payment!!!!

  • @RC-nf7rk
    @RC-nf7rk Год назад +9

    Anyone here after his current trial ?

  • @obamagaming3802
    @obamagaming3802 4 года назад +323

    When i heard "assault wipes" i thought it was chloroform

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 4 года назад +12

      My friends say that they smell great!

    • @mizzpearlgearl
      @mizzpearlgearl 4 года назад +11

      my kid loves them! great for naptime!

    • @taylorhillard4868
      @taylorhillard4868 4 года назад +8

      chlorophorm is a great taint cleanser.

  • @mikaeldume
    @mikaeldume 6 лет назад +379

    "Want people to speak to them and touch them inside" Lol

  • @crazyamericanredhead
    @crazyamericanredhead Год назад +40

    What is so disturbing is how many people believe him. His trial didn’t come fast enough in my opinion. Unfortunately, there’s still far too many people that believe he is being unfairly prosecuted.

    • @geoffreyharris5931
      @geoffreyharris5931 Год назад

      Listening to and taking advice from Alex Jones is like getting guidance from a homeless begging street crazy with a cardboard sign and a dirty sleeping bag. The conservatards are exceptionally stupid and gullible as well being moral idiots with stone age beliefs (ideas).

  • @ANDREV
    @ANDREV Год назад +15

    I love that the statistics show that all of us go back to see alex drinking his disgusting bone broth over and over

  • @shreddermcscumbag9755
    @shreddermcscumbag9755 6 лет назад +435

    "THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!!"

    • @noahwolf1192
      @noahwolf1192 6 лет назад +1

      Shredder McScumbag 💀💀💀

    • @germancarranza236
      @germancarranza236 6 лет назад +5

      Shredder McScumbag Atropine. It's turning the frogs trans. Look it up.

    • @bbofun
      @bbofun 6 лет назад +4

      Nope. Only one study has shown any suggestion of tadpoles becoming hermaphroditic (not the same thing as trans at all) and those results have never been reproduced, suggesting the initial study may have been tainted.

    • @ryanrajesh3242
      @ryanrajesh3242 6 лет назад

      Shredder McScumbag my favorite quote

    • @charlesforestier2530
      @charlesforestier2530 6 лет назад

      I didn't really know about that guy but he's really a good salesman !

  • @JoseDanielCardona30
    @JoseDanielCardona30 6 лет назад +205

    my bilingual racoon keeps mispronouncing "Hamburger"

    • @DiceGoblin77
      @DiceGoblin77 6 лет назад +7

      Mine keeps fighting an overblown stereotype of a tanuki and making vaguely racist comments about its skin color.

    • @comedyman4896
      @comedyman4896 6 лет назад

      you watch pink panther?

    • @wheezybrownbear7708
      @wheezybrownbear7708 6 лет назад +1

      holy shit this is the deepest cut ever and i wouldn't have gotten if it if i was n idiot when i was five and wouldn't stop watching that movie

  • @leonavis
    @leonavis Год назад +4

    I think an update is in order

    • @juho5282
      @juho5282 Год назад

      Last episode contained an update but it wasn't the main story.

  • @vickilawrence7207
    @vickilawrence7207 10 месяцев назад +6

    John!? You are an absolute treasure! You're unique, hilarious, brilliant, etc. Need I say more?! Please keep doing what you're doing!

  • @kimia1664
    @kimia1664 5 лет назад +250

    12:10 can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that they actually designed a logo for “The University of Falling Off a Surf Board”? 😂

  • @TheCamcamTV
    @TheCamcamTV 6 лет назад +97

    Alex Jones is the definition of "that crazy uncle"

    • @Danrarbc
      @Danrarbc 6 лет назад +25

      Cameren Ceniceros he creates crazy uncles. Literally, he kidnaps uncles and chains them up in his basement and forcefeeds them chicken juice.
      This is more believable than 80% of the shit on his show.

    • @ej-epicjourney5351
      @ej-epicjourney5351 6 лет назад +4

      But crazy uncles are fun to be around. This guy is a nightmare.

  • @motherwar_87
    @motherwar_87 Год назад +3

    11:20 "I do research all the time!" 😂😂😂

  • @nicholas6438
    @nicholas6438 Год назад +7

    I love how your show doesn’t even have ads on RUclips

  • @Homemadegameguru
    @Homemadegameguru 6 лет назад +957

    It's like Krusty eating his own Krusty Burger

    • @kayleigh1991
      @kayleigh1991 6 лет назад +21

      I thought the exact same thing lol

    • @zucchinipotato
      @zucchinipotato 6 лет назад +31

      God, I've been trying to find a comparison, that one is perfect.

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 6 лет назад +26

      Try Alex's new chocolate chicken juice, "mmmmm, I don't mind the taste"

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 6 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/bKh_OV_wqqA/видео.html

    • @barbedwings
      @barbedwings 6 лет назад +1

      *cough* "Pay the kid!"

  • @Rude_i_Wredne
    @Rude_i_Wredne 4 года назад +408

    I was like "Who is this guy? I'm not american, I don't know shit about your celebrities, why am I watching it?

    • @tylerethier7844
      @tylerethier7844 4 года назад +22

      @pepe luvsyou really hope your either joking or really gullible because he is literally one of the worst american "journalists" ever to live.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 4 года назад +8

      @pepe luvsyou Uhh...he wasn't the only one who knew about Epstein beforehand. A lot of people suspected. And even if he was right about 1 thing that doesn't mean he's right about anything else.

    • @sancheziumfluoride4227
      @sancheziumfluoride4227 4 года назад +2

      research atrazine and decide for yourself.

    • @fultonbrown9251
      @fultonbrown9251 4 года назад +2

      www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/10957-pesticide-turns-male-frogs-females.html

    • @crocuslament9680
      @crocuslament9680 4 года назад +5

      @@fultonbrown9251 Please fact check yourself on the difference between gender and sexuality.

  • @redced510
    @redced510 Год назад +5

    I'm sooo enjoying watching this episode again in August 2022

  • @Shrud.mp3
    @Shrud.mp3 Год назад +6

    "current Russian ambassador to the united states, Donald Trump" LOL

  • @habere
    @habere 4 года назад +699

    "I honestly did not know that you could imply your competition kills people."
    -Thomas Edison describing his marketing campaign for direct current

    • @mcswashbuckler3833
      @mcswashbuckler3833 4 года назад +23

      I had actually forgotten about how Edison campaigned against alternating current. It’s almost sad that everyone just remembered the horrors of the electric chair that Thomas Edison produced, completely missing the point of the demonstration

    • @ds1402
      @ds1402 4 года назад +14

      Fried elephant, anyone?

    • @ds1402
      @ds1402 4 года назад +5

      @@mcswashbuckler3833 www.wired.com/2008/01/dayintech-0104/ What a dick

    • @jenm9099
      @jenm9099 4 года назад +4

      Poor Topsy.

    • @LordGadwin
      @LordGadwin 4 года назад +1

      you watch too much Bobs Burgers...

  • @Mrbuttboi
    @Mrbuttboi 3 года назад +755

    I’m surprised Jones didn’t demand pictures of Spider-Man from us. “HE’S A MENACE DAMN IT!!!!”

    • @carltontheduke2571
      @carltontheduke2571 3 года назад +46

      But at least J Jonah Jameson cares about New York.

    • @blm1256
      @blm1256 3 года назад +2

      Have you seen this clip of Alex Jones giving Joe the BIG ENCHILADA?! ruclips.net/video/KYhJ-mroJoA/видео.html 😂

    • @Geostelar4920
      @Geostelar4920 3 года назад +13

      JJJ actually cares about New York and Belives Spidy is a genuine menace

    • @MoogieTheCow
      @MoogieTheCow 3 года назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @ReinhartSchneider
      @ReinhartSchneider 2 года назад +2

      haha good one xD

  • @AnkitSharma-nt8hm
    @AnkitSharma-nt8hm Год назад +5

    Circa 2022: This episode has aged beautifully.

  • @theWinterWalker
    @theWinterWalker Год назад +6

    This aged perfectly

  • @poxwalker405
    @poxwalker405 6 лет назад +1231

    "What do you think is tap water? Gay bombs!"

    • @NathanTAK
      @NathanTAK 6 лет назад +39

      I mean, duh. What else could it be??

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 6 лет назад +13

      ian No there is Joy in the water. You don't want to be a downer do you?

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard 6 лет назад +38

      HOW DOES NOONE SEE THE RAINBOW THAT COMES OUT EVERY TIME YOU GET TAP WATER?

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 лет назад +9

      Comets and blueberries, brother!

    • @user-kc2pp9pb1q
      @user-kc2pp9pb1q 6 лет назад +7

      alex jones infiltrated the bohmeiam groove at the end of the day you might not like what he says but hes an independent voice networks hate that

  • @awesomechrisdude123
    @awesomechrisdude123 5 лет назад +1914

    Let’s all take a moment to remember the fact that John Oliver did a fortnite dance on RUclips Rewind.

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule 5 лет назад +13

      GMFreeman why?

    • @YahwehJesus777
      @YahwehJesus777 5 лет назад +72

      Cringe

    • @puddingcupnation1496
      @puddingcupnation1496 5 лет назад +157

      That basically proved that he's part of the conspiracy

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 лет назад +129

      @@puddingcupnation1496 The only Conspiracy he's apart of is........ The Olson Twins just being one person.

    • @iski4317
      @iski4317 5 лет назад

      ugh...

  • @shadowpawn
    @shadowpawn Год назад +6

    I could watch this a billion times.

    • @ykMMD
      @ykMMD Год назад

      Same hahahaha

  • @chromicapop4595
    @chromicapop4595 Месяц назад +4

    the fact that jones was legally allowed to sell quackery to the public by the quarter without any consequences publicly is an oxymoron

  • @julianbell9161
    @julianbell9161 4 года назад +241

    “Rolex is a symbol of the middle class”

    • @star2705
      @star2705 4 года назад +36

      truly spoken like a member of the middle class, nay, a man of the people, who definitely understands enough about society's structure to wear a rolex in satire

    • @uthmanbaksh3530
      @uthmanbaksh3530 4 года назад +10

      I guess the only people who still like Rolexes are Alex Jones and Ricegum.

    • @kevinsongxin2551
      @kevinsongxin2551 4 года назад +2

      Hes not wrong though

    • @Cmokshofra
      @Cmokshofra 4 года назад +3

      Kevin Song Xin bruh

    • @kevinsongxin2551
      @kevinsongxin2551 4 года назад +11

      @@Cmokshofra It is a symbol of the aspirational (admittedly upper) middle class who flock towards signifiers of wealth. Actual financially independent people really don't give a shit about what you wear on your wrist.

  • @akshayrajan8793
    @akshayrajan8793 4 года назад +705

    Watching John Oliver with a studio audience in all his glory gives me a sense of nostalgia for some reason and it's only been a few weeks. Anyone else?

    • @beamerman4000
      @beamerman4000 4 года назад +4

      Fucking yeah!

    • @TheStonerKoala
      @TheStonerKoala 4 года назад +13

      Alex Jones doesn't perform in front of a live studio audience and yet he is still hilarious doing his show solo.
      Think about that.

    • @gracebm9581
      @gracebm9581 4 года назад +7

      Nostalgia for the before times, when the outside existed and we were allowed to leave the bunker...

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 4 года назад

      orangemanbad am i right??

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 4 года назад

      @ApokNyneWheel if you think orangemanbad of course

  • @allisonk.1327
    @allisonk.1327 Год назад +6

    Pure gold!!! Especially knowing all of the lawsuits that are crippling him financially, views, etc.! I think he is finally going to get his comeuppance!!

  • @welldoitlive8769
    @welldoitlive8769 6 лет назад +2457

    Whether you like him or not, he is a great meme

    • @henryabbott484
      @henryabbott484 6 лет назад +53

      We'll Do It Live! True

    • @DoctorSoupp
      @DoctorSoupp 6 лет назад +32

      We'll Do It Live! Can't argue with that

    • @phnexOice
      @phnexOice 6 лет назад +115

      I prefer memes that don't spread dangerous propaganda

    • @royshantzis3321
      @royshantzis3321 6 лет назад +55

      you've gotta remember, for a lot of us he's a meme, for a good part of the US he's literally the gospel

    • @user-dc5ti1is1s
      @user-dc5ti1is1s 6 лет назад +14

      I love the world right now, the world is alive with the sound of dank memes.

  • @69isinnocent12
    @69isinnocent12 4 года назад +806

    John is definitely gonna make at least 1 joke about the new “I will eat my neighbors ass” clip next episode.

    • @ngythe1king
      @ngythe1king 4 года назад +15

      69 is innocent he did lol watch his newest video

    • @pecopete3
      @pecopete3 4 года назад +1

      2017 episode dude

    • @Alex-fm4lt
      @Alex-fm4lt 4 года назад +4

      He has... Multiple times actually. And it's glorious

    • @EliteGeeks
      @EliteGeeks 4 года назад +5

      right at the start of the video he mentions it ruclips.net/video/7rl4c-jr7g0/видео.html

    • @BiffChunksteak
      @BiffChunksteak 4 года назад +2

      Finally he'll have some use for that stockpile of taint wipe.

  • @hugazo
    @hugazo Год назад +213

    I'm really happy that 5 years after, this guy is paying for the suffering and missinformation he spreads.

    • @Joethemonster21
      @Joethemonster21 Год назад +11

      But he was right

    • @Joethemonster21
      @Joethemonster21 Год назад +2

      About the frogs not sandyhook probably should clarify

    • @user-un7kb7br6m
      @user-un7kb7br6m Год назад +1

      At this point, I don't think how well will this age

    • @hugazo
      @hugazo Год назад +3

      @@user-un7kb7br6m it went a billion times better than expected

    • @user-un7kb7br6m
      @user-un7kb7br6m Год назад +2

      @@hugazo Actually 965.000.000$ times better

  • @SuperWASWA
    @SuperWASWA Год назад +6

    WATCHING THIS AFTER THE 1Billion court ruling

  • @Degan1000
    @Degan1000 6 лет назад +274

    The part where Jones says that he needs funding or he will be off the air, that is an old televangelist line. Jim and Tammy Baker used it all the time.

    • @arolurker3511
      @arolurker3511 6 лет назад +26

      I'm pretty sure that's not the only televangelist thing he uses. There's also the 'get behind me, Satan!' 'Crush the snakes beneath our feet' 'Satanists are conspiring to turn people gay'
      He's basically a televangelist who replaced Jesus with taint wipes.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 6 лет назад +9

      Um, he IS a televangelist. Fake enthusiasm, constant references to demons and spirits, obvious selling of goods to the masses... yeah, he's a televangelist.

    • @Degan1000
      @Degan1000 6 лет назад +6

      +Peter Hell Well to be exact, Evangelical Christians don't think atheists are Satanists because, as you point out, that would require a belief in deity. But rather they think of atheists as duped by Satan. They don't think you are knowingly serving Satan or worshipping him, but that you are fooled by him into not believing in God.

    • @agentjackstone3543
      @agentjackstone3543 6 лет назад +1

      Peter Hell Sulpher, thats what that smell was when I met Hillary...thanks I couldn't place it.

    • @agentjackstone3543
      @agentjackstone3543 6 лет назад

      Peter Hell Lol why would a demon appear to you to convince you not to believe in God when the world did that so easily? You honestly wouldnt matter enough to the devil if it existed for him to show himself to you. Also, Christians believe all people are sinners, only God is good, and the only diety is God, not Satan. Athiests have the burden to prove that God doesnt exist and so far no one can. Christians carry the burden of the cross and they arent mandated to prove anything. They live by faith and spread the message that Christ has risen, is returning, and that in Him is eternal life.

  • @shreddermcscumbag9755
    @shreddermcscumbag9755 6 лет назад +511

    I don't think I've been so excited to click on a John Oliver video...

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 6 лет назад +11

      Alex Jones is fun enough, add in his polar opposite, you're in for a treat.

    • @user-kc2pp9pb1q
      @user-kc2pp9pb1q 6 лет назад +1

      Shredder McScumbag free alex jones independent media all day u might not like what he says but this is freedom of speech

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 6 лет назад +6

      Shredder never advocated censoring Alex, what are you on about?

    • @closedcl8
      @closedcl8 6 лет назад +1

      Evan Blake it's the goddamned Feud of The Century. Wrestlemania won't be enough to handle the magnitude of this entire thing.

    • @mitchtherevolution
      @mitchtherevolution 6 лет назад +4

      No one's arguing that. It is however libel to accuse companies selling Iodine of killing people though, and I'm sure any prosecutor that wanted to comb through his broadcast can find any number of FCC violations or even criminal charges of inciting violence.

  • @Ani-rq7wv
    @Ani-rq7wv Год назад +6

    Sometimes I come back and watch episodes about situations that have dramatically improved. Like obviously this episode didn’t directly cause the court case to be settled the way it was, but it’s nice to be able to see where we “started” and compare it to the current situation.

  • @creativeandfunnyname3744
    @creativeandfunnyname3744 Год назад +4

    "FUND US! Give me the energy, and I will attack the enemy!"

  • @wildironprincess
    @wildironprincess 6 лет назад +259

    Thank you for releasing this to international viewers.

    • @jefframos
      @jefframos 6 лет назад +5

      wildironprincess
      🙌!!!I think they are calculating numbers and, for sure, making a little money😏. International viewers are very big audience... And yeah thanks HBO for releasing for us 🎉🎊🎉

    • @jessicacollins4042
      @jessicacollins4042 6 лет назад +9

      wildironprincess yeah I'm sick of not being able to watch after videos are uploaded to be told its not available in my country

    • @dlo111
      @dlo111 6 лет назад +1

      Yes, finally! And the Nuclear waste episode. It's been too long with the re-runs.

    • @bd9267
      @bd9267 6 лет назад +1

      Too bad John Oliver is utterly irrelevant on an international scale.

    • @ianw8479
      @ianw8479 6 лет назад +8

      top wow man I thought a lot of people were defending Alex jones then I realize it's literally just you in every single comment thread

  • @BeggarsNight
    @BeggarsNight 3 года назад +413

    I was there when he took both photos at the office. He’s red in the second one because he went outside and did a bunch of pushups just beforehand to try to look more slim/toned. Was pretty ridiculous.

    • @Milo19970
      @Milo19970 3 года назад +2

      Yeah right

    • @BeggarsNight
      @BeggarsNight 3 года назад +44

      @@Milo19970 lol. Honestly doesn’t matter to me if you don’t believe me. If you feel that you want to ask other questions, feel free. I’ll answer as much as I can.

    • @carltontheduke2571
      @carltontheduke2571 3 года назад +16

      So, not only is he a crazed J. Jonah Jameson knock-off, he's also a terrible liar.

    • @BeggarsNight
      @BeggarsNight 2 года назад +38

      @@carltontheduke2571 well he did make the excuse at the time that he had eaten more than he should have during Thanksgiving/Christmas, which both occurred on the time between photos.

    • @looking4therealrepairmanjack
      @looking4therealrepairmanjack 2 года назад +22

      I take it no one wanted to risk their job and tell him he looked exactly the same in both photos, sans the redness?

  • @ThatSquirtleGuylol
    @ThatSquirtleGuylol 2 месяца назад +2

    In England, we have an Alex jones who is a lovely Welsh tv presenter lol

  • @betablastr1512
    @betablastr1512 8 месяцев назад +4

    Love it when the comment section only watches the first 2 minutes of video

  • @HaloEliteLegend
    @HaloEliteLegend 6 лет назад +1219

    Okay, it doesn't matter who you are, liberal or conservative. I think we can all agree that Alex Jones is either one of the best comedians in the world or bat shit insane.

    • @shady1237
      @shady1237 6 лет назад +28

      I say he's a comedian. No one can be this insane.

    • @mefour83
      @mefour83 6 лет назад +53

      shady1237 I think it was comedy at first, but the character just kind of overtook him and he actually believes this shit now tbh

    • @donaldmcgillavry1292
      @donaldmcgillavry1292 6 лет назад +5

      Alex Jones is a satire comedian. Watch his confrontation with Cenk Uygur, a real insane person. See how they both act.

    • @thegroove14
      @thegroove14 6 лет назад +4

      That's why I only watch InfoWars for entertainment purposes only.

    • @Hug0Pro
      @Hug0Pro 6 лет назад +1

      HaloEliteLegend best comedian, ppl that say otherwise are allways leftists taking it out of context. Play the full vídeos And read the deacriptions.

  • @jonathansports1036
    @jonathansports1036 3 года назад +909

    I'd like to hear Jones' argument for why people can't just go and pour chocolate syrup into some chicken broth instead of buying that nasty drink mix.

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 3 года назад +16

      Well bone broth is totally different to chicken broth.

    • @mackenziems4248
      @mackenziems4248 2 года назад +7

      Funny thing is he was talking about something real.

    • @boxycthulhu3519
      @boxycthulhu3519 2 года назад +22

      because it will literally KILL you, I guess

    • @tjm11015
      @tjm11015 2 года назад +5

      Because that would give away the secret recipe 😉😏😜

    • @Tekkenslayer
      @Tekkenslayer 2 года назад +5

      Those chocolate syrups at commercial markets will kill you

  • @michaelishihara5871
    @michaelishihara5871 Год назад +1

    "This stuff is only found in comets. And in trace amounts in blueberries." always gets me lol like what?

  • @helderman2000
    @helderman2000 Год назад +7

    Todays billion dollar verdict brought me here

  • @taykay2125
    @taykay2125 2 года назад +38

    "he looks like a 5th year senior at the university of falling off a surfboard" i still laugh as hard as when i first heard it