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  • Опубликовано: 15 апр 2024
  • With the former president’s criminal trial under way, over 6,000 New Yorkers received summonses for jury duty. The judge denied several of Donald Trump’s requests for days off from the trial, while a small number of the MAGA faithful supported the defendant outside the courthouse.
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  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 12 дней назад +336

    I long for the when Trump is no longer in the news.

    • @c2757
      @c2757 12 дней назад +3

      Ahh. But one day when it actually happens you'll be saying "the news is so boring now. Do you remember when that orange bloke, whatever his name was..- you know, old what's 'is name, used to be getting tried in Court all the time?"

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад +1

      I just hope he becomes president again so that will probably never happen then.

    • @randallcauley9484
      @randallcauley9484 12 дней назад

      relate. note carefully his backfill. the rnc will find one, so many actors and offensives in play

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze 12 дней назад +2

      @@c2757 REALLY? The world will be so EXCITIING when Trump makes his exit, finally.

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze 12 дней назад +9

      @@L_M_V EX President Trump will NOT be going into the White House ever again..sorry.

  • @camckenzie
    @camckenzie 12 дней назад +316

    Trump did not attend HS graduation ceremonies for Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric or Tiffany, either. So no big.

    • @thomasakagi7545
      @thomasakagi7545 12 дней назад +7

      I don't blame him.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 12 дней назад +20

      No bigly deal.....he's not even able to remember their names these days...lol!

    • @myownbiz5461
      @myownbiz5461 12 дней назад +23

      There's no indication he even attended his own.. as his daddy hired folks to take his exams and write his papers!

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад +6

      Plus the judge never said he can't go.
      He wasn't wrong about "likely not" though... 😂

    • @user-fu5ok8oi2k
      @user-fu5ok8oi2k 12 дней назад

      @@thomasakagi7545🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gimpinmypants
    @gimpinmypants 12 дней назад +298

    According to Mary Trump, Trump's niece, he has never gone to his other children's high school graduations but suddenly he needs to go to Barron's graduation.

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 12 дней назад +21

      Exactly! Not even Ivanka’s either!

    • @THE-X-Force
      @THE-X-Force 12 дней назад +6

      Where was Mary to warn anyone before things went this far?

    • @gimpinmypants
      @gimpinmypants 11 дней назад

      @@THE-X-Force Mary Trump has been an outspoken critic of her uncle since before he became president. Read her Substack newsletter if you're interested. That's where she said the thing about Trump not attending any of his children's high school graduations.

    • @just-sayin67
      @just-sayin67 11 дней назад +11

      @@THE-X-Force Who would have believed her ?😞

    • @jvssocialmedia2459
      @jvssocialmedia2459 11 дней назад

      Mary could not grift before now

  • @terri241
    @terri241 12 дней назад +366

    "White Power nap"?! Big OUCH...and brilliant jab at Trump/MAGA. Well done, Colbert and writers.❤😅

    • @SilverQuillTV
      @SilverQuillTV 12 дней назад +16

      Brilliant!

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 12 дней назад +7

      There were quite a lot of zingers. That one was definitely the best one, though.

    • @ayannagreen5428
      @ayannagreen5428 12 дней назад +5

      Runner Up - celebrity endorser of SLEEPY CRIME TEA😂

    • @4xking
      @4xking 12 дней назад

      Low key kinda mid. I think the writers room could use some fresh faces to add to the dynamic

    • @handmadehearts
      @handmadehearts 11 дней назад +2

      Racism. Hatred. Rich. White. Privilege.
      Camera. TV.

  • @BuildinWings
    @BuildinWings 12 дней назад +281

    The one time he pays somebody for "services rendered" and it's a crime. It's perfect.

    • @wandajochandler5248
      @wandajochandler5248 12 дней назад +24

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @mickeysmyspiritanimal223
      @mickeysmyspiritanimal223 12 дней назад +17

      Funny, he never paid! Cohen paid for him and was sentenced to prison, too!The grift continues. 🎃 😜

    • @playnicechannel
      @playnicechannel 12 дней назад +8

      @@mickeysmyspiritanimal223Not that it matters much, but it was his repayment to Michael Cohen for the 130,000 dollars recorded as “legal fees” that this whole trial is about. Had he shafted Michael as he had so many people, Bragg would not have had the business records case, pumped up to a felony with a second predicate crime either election interference or tax fraud or both. But you are correct, the actual money given to Stormy came from a line of credit on Michael’s house. Repaid in installments by TFG.

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT 12 дней назад +4

      And you know, I've never heard any of Stormy's partners complaining about being left unsatisfied.

    • @HLBear
      @HLBear 12 дней назад +7

      😉
      I know you're joking, but this isn't about prostitution. He only paid to get her to sign a NDA to protect his 2016 campaign. That's the crime.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 12 дней назад +526

    See, Trump could have attended Barron's graduation if he had just stayed home after the kid was born.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 12 дней назад +63

      Who is he kidding? He was never going to attend Barron's graduation.

    • @rnmbf1
      @rnmbf1 12 дней назад +31

      Haha! I needed that good laugh!!!! Donald needs to keep his zipper locked up, lol

    • @glenncordova4027
      @glenncordova4027 12 дней назад

      Donnie had porn stars to disappoint.🍄

    • @claireingles-sj6xz
      @claireingles-sj6xz 12 дней назад +17

      ​@@RictusHolloweye It would most likely precident as I'm sure he didn't bother going to any of his other kids' graduations.

    • @MadHax-wt5tl
      @MadHax-wt5tl 12 дней назад +28

      tRump was like;"Oh no, I'm not going to be able to go to the graduation of..........!? What's that kid's name again? Hang on, I have a son named barron!?"

  • @dianewhalen9721
    @dianewhalen9721 12 дней назад +144

    Admire the courage of the jurors.👍

    • @wendyhanberg8733
      @wendyhanberg8733 12 дней назад

      You know they are going to get threats etc from Don the Cons flying monkey supporters too. They are brave people for sure!!!

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM 12 дней назад

      Exactly, because if their name gets out they will be harassed by Trump and his minions.

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 12 дней назад +17

      Yes - they are brave and deserve protection and our respect!

    • @EmiIsHerexo
      @EmiIsHerexo 12 дней назад +10

      Just what I was thinking! I really hope they have intense security protection. Trump's cult members will waste no time in going after them.

  • @samday6621
    @samday6621 12 дней назад +60

    No Wednesdays.
    Remember all the golf he played while “earning” a president’s salary?
    Doubt he’s ever worked a full week in his life.

    • @BlueSun4886
      @BlueSun4886 12 дней назад

      Every afternoon, Donald had free time for naps or to watch Fox or reels of his "greatest lines" from previous speeches prepared for him by his aides. He was up all night texting insanely, eating KFC & McDonalds & ranting about the thousands of "enemies" including virtually his entire administration from his first 3 years denouncing him. It's interesting that the prosecutors don't have to rely on Trump-hating progressives to make cases against him. Almost all of the witnesses are those who had previously worked with him, worked for him, or associated with him. In other words, his old supporters who actually had time to get to see him up close and personal.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 12 дней назад +2

      Meh, this call is too easy 🥱

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 8 дней назад +1

      Hell, even when Obama was on the golf course, at least when disaster happened, he picked up the phone and took action!

  • @StaceNyourFace
    @StaceNyourFace 12 дней назад +158

    Trump didn't attend any of his other kid's graduations, but now going to Barron's is super important to him? Sure, Buddy! 🙄

    • @donnapodhurst6552
      @donnapodhurst6552 12 дней назад +4

      Did not know he knew who Baron was, He does not know Tiffy.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 12 дней назад +5

      considering the alleged crime he perpetrated and must attend trial for, not going to Barron's HS graduation is quite fitting, don't you think?

    • @zedmelon
      @zedmelon 9 дней назад +1

      ​@@embreis2257 What Trump won't admit is that Barron doesn't _want_ him to come.

  • @brianhiles8164
    @brianhiles8164 12 дней назад +321

    _“He took a little white power nap.“_
    Awesome.

    • @wandajochandler5248
      @wandajochandler5248 12 дней назад +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 12 дней назад +23

      His lawyers probably knew he couldn't shut up, and slipped Don Snoreleone an ativan.

    • @rossbusher4412
      @rossbusher4412 12 дней назад +10

      Even funnier when Louis Cato interjects, “HEY”.

    • @Captaincory1
      @Captaincory1 12 дней назад +14

      That joke was a bad time to be eating a cookie

    • @lindaj5492
      @lindaj5492 12 дней назад +5

      I heard it as “white powder nap” 😂

  • @harolynattar9904
    @harolynattar9904 12 дней назад +82

    OMG Stephen 😂😂 I couldn't get through this without you. Love you Man ❤❤❤

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 12 дней назад

      These, and others as well!

  • @victoriasmith8570
    @victoriasmith8570 12 дней назад +97

    I love it when Stephen says something that’s a bit cheeky, and blushes. It’s the most adorable reaction.

  • @singingrazors
    @singingrazors 12 дней назад +160

    Who will tell Barron that Donald would miss his graduation? Likely probably the same person that told his other kids he wouldn't be going to their graduations.

    • @XopheAdethri
      @XopheAdethri 12 дней назад +14

      So nobody? As if he'd bother informing them.

    • @singingrazors
      @singingrazors 12 дней назад +16

      @@XopheAdethri That's where my money is. The poor kid is probably used to him not showing up to things by now.

  • @moresalad221
    @moresalad221 12 дней назад +1596

    Id rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.

    • @thebritons
      @thebritons 12 дней назад +38

      I really really hope for new options. younger options. i never questioned our election process this early in the game... normally its post primaries.

    • @arcticgoddess
      @arcticgoddess 12 дней назад +6

      ​@@thebritonsthere will, be in 1998 for sure

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 12 дней назад

      @@user-wf8du2iz3p Latinos for trump is like Jews for Hitler.

    • @brettd2308
      @brettd2308 12 дней назад

      Trump isn't even much younger either, which is what baffles me about going after Biden's age. The election will be between 81y/o Biden and 78 y/o Trump. Whoever wins will become the oldest president in history. It seems like Biden's age gets focused on more because he doesn't have many other flaws, whereas Trump is a walking scandal machine.

    • @user-yn7yo1co3k
      @user-yn7yo1co3k 12 дней назад +7

      You've got a good point. 👉 Do you need extra dressing?

  • @jenniferkonstant5920
    @jenniferkonstant5920 12 дней назад +32

    I love it when Stephen cracks himself up.

  • @sandracrosbie8468
    @sandracrosbie8468 12 дней назад +9

    I would really like if the judge would correct the lawyers for Trump by saying "we only have one president at a time in this country. President Biden is the only person who should be referred to as President"." The defendant is Mr Trump. He should be referred to as Mr Trump, to avoid any confusion with the actual President."

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 12 дней назад +158

    Can we quickly get to the part where Donnie goes to prison?!

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 12 дней назад +10

      I love Opus. We had several books.
      I just don't think they will ever actually put him in jail.
      I have lost all faith in our justice system 😢

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 12 дней назад +5

      I wouldn’t count on that, white collars like him don’t go to jail.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 12 дней назад +2

      You know that's not gonna happen, right?

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 12 дней назад +2

      Not going to happen - not because he doesn’t deserve it. He definitely deserves it. I just don’t have any faith in the justice system when it comes to people like him

    • @chrystya
      @chrystya 12 дней назад

      He will never go to prison. No one is going to put a former US President in jail. He will be put under his arrest with security and he is have to pay for that security

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 12 дней назад +291

    Dozin' Donnie is trying to pretend like he was praying, but he only preys...
    Vote Blue 💙... it's important

  • @ericlipps9459
    @ericlipps9459 12 дней назад +11

    Though the wheels of justice may turn slowly, if we're lucky Trump will be ground beneath them.

  • @jerihazeltine6713
    @jerihazeltine6713 12 дней назад +24

    Omg, Stephen was on fire! That whole monologue was awesome!!

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 12 дней назад +649

    The Nodfather of Bedminster was just protesting wokeness.

  • @BigJ11617
    @BigJ11617 12 дней назад +410

    Sadly, the rest of the world views the US as a complete joke at the moment... jail Trump... and claw back some dignity! Jail The Nod Father!!😂

    • @kerrynicholls6683
      @kerrynicholls6683 12 дней назад +32

      That’s what we are also hoping for. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 12 дней назад +10

      “ShUt Up!!… I know you are but what am I!!”
      -trump probably

    • @justsayin5609
      @justsayin5609 12 дней назад +19

      Canada feels for you, and prays justice prevails. ❤

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma 12 дней назад

      No.
      The rest of the world sees people like you as a complete joke.
      Not the USA.

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад

      Jail... Really?? Why? It's the system that's broken. Rich people always get by.
      You don't even have to be filthy rich for this to apply. Checks and balances are totally out of control.
      Everywhere where there's money involved it seems.
      Yes, Trump abused this system.
      So what?
      He should have never been elected president. Broken election system... Which gave him and his business attention...
      And that's really the only reason they're investigating...

  • @Ford_prefect_42
    @Ford_prefect_42 12 дней назад +37

    Stephen saying macaque so many times and watching him die inside was the best monologue bit ever made

    • @ezasagwara7179
      @ezasagwara7179 11 дней назад +1

      How I was looking for someone to comment 😂

  • @charityquill4965
    @charityquill4965 12 дней назад +15

    I envy the juror that avoided all the trump news on her lake lmao. I wish i had that level of ignorant bliss

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 12 дней назад +1

      Ignorance is bliss!

    • @arellatikvah
      @arellatikvah 11 дней назад +1

      ​@@justsaying14I keep asking myself why can't I just be dumb and happy? How can so many people be so blind and unaffected by that POS?

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 11 дней назад

      @@arellatikvah Decision for the right pill.

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 12 дней назад +77

    As a pillow guy, I don't usually make blanket statements but I think Sleepy Don is quilty.

  • @user-gz5zs4lc2h
    @user-gz5zs4lc2h 12 дней назад +915

    Turns out, tRump didn't attend ANY of his kid's graduations.

    • @renitaperry5808
      @renitaperry5808 12 дней назад

      I think he might have gone to Ivana. Since he solicited his daughter to his hound dog pedophile friend in order to do business.🤦🏽

    • @renitaperry5808
      @renitaperry5808 12 дней назад

      When Ivanka started developing trump started lusting after his daughter. Mary even said trump made a remark about her breast as her becoming a teenager. Trump wanted to keep it in the family like the royals back in the days 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 12 дней назад +28

      Nope. 😮

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 12 дней назад +19

      He's a changed man.
      Edited to add: I was really wondering if he did (while being skeptical that he did)

    • @thomasakagi7545
      @thomasakagi7545 12 дней назад +52

      I mean, look who his kids are. I wouldn't attend if I was him.

  • @spudnut00
    @spudnut00 12 дней назад +18

    When my oldest daughter and her husband were first married (forty years ago), they decided to forego all gifts to each other in favor of saving up for their first house. They also stopped renting videos, taking the newspaper, getting pizza delivered, going out, etc. Once in their first house, they so liked not having to be concerned about the logistics of gift giving, they decided to make it a way of life for the two of them. Still ~ I'm told my son-in-law will say, just before falling asleep on the eve of a birthday, anniversary, or whatever....."Uh.... we're still good with that whole 'no gifts thing', right?" Love your videos!

  • @o.c.kiddkidd5163
    @o.c.kiddkidd5163 12 дней назад +39

    "Don't touch Macaque!" The Traitor wouldn't be sleeping in court now if he had heeded this wise admonition.

    • @Petalumination
      @Petalumination 12 дней назад

      Queue the old SNL "Sprockets" skit. "Would you like to touch my monkey?"
      ruclips.net/video/DLlbWiTo_wQ/видео.htmlsi=Cu2Y9WXt-4raQoco

    • @AwesomeFish12
      @AwesomeFish12 12 дней назад

      Don't call Stormy a monkey. She's an inveterate professional.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 12 дней назад +149

    Fun fact: Donald Trump attended *NONE* of his children's graduations.

    • @SYLRMHA
      @SYLRMHA 12 дней назад +14

      And none of his children were mad about it

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад +5

      That's not a fun fact at all.
      That's a sad fact if true.
      And I'm not sure everyone knows...

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT 12 дней назад +9

      He probably doesn’t’t even know the name of the school Barron attends! #BadDad

    • @Avarren
      @Avarren 12 дней назад +3

      @@HRHDMKYTI would actually bet on him not knowing. And I’m not much of a bettor.

    • @garethedwards1926
      @garethedwards1926 12 дней назад

      @@Avarren You're still a "bettor" man than the Orange Twittler, but then again so was Ted Bundy.

  • @Mozart1220
    @Mozart1220 12 дней назад +71

    I'm waiting for them to catch George Santos trying to sneak in as a juror.

  • @bridgez04
    @bridgez04 12 дней назад +101

    New Yorkers have hated Trump since the 80s getting a fully unbiased jury is going to take forever.

    • @BlueSun4886
      @BlueSun4886 12 дней назад

      New Yorkers have the unique advantage of watching this third-rate mobbed-up failed conman trying to create his faux "brand" since the 70s. They have long known him for what he really is - a fraud who is incompetent of conducting a single business transaction that is honest & not fraudulently designed to polish his ego & plump his pocket. Even his current Truth Social SPAC transaction is filled with fraudulent behavior that has both former Truth Social cofounders & the original SPAC creator suing Trump for fraud while all of his loyal MAGA investors are watching their investments & life savings getting flushed down the Don's golden toilet.

    • @user-xi7gz6sz4w
      @user-xi7gz6sz4w 12 дней назад +16

      Because they know trump better than the rest of the country.

    • @intheshell35ify
      @intheshell35ify 11 дней назад +5

      Unbiased is not the same as blind and purposefully obtuse.

    • @derrickboatman1560
      @derrickboatman1560 11 дней назад +4

      Yeah and how many New Yorkers would claim to be unbiased just to be biased at the right time. I would do the same. I'm not even from New York but I feel like I'd be welcome to visit seeing as how I don't like his ass either.

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick 11 дней назад +5

      I live on the opposite coast and I've hated Trump since the 80s, too. Didn't stop the media from smashing him into my face every day all the same. ("Who the hell even IS this dickweed??" Me to my sister back in the day.)

  • @bretEdwards
    @bretEdwards 12 дней назад +10

    Sleepy Crime tea! Brilliant. Best made with magat tears😂😢

  • @mikecarson7769
    @mikecarson7769 12 дней назад +113

    Monologue writers were ON FIRE ... great job and perfect delivery

    • @Kate-ms5js
      @Kate-ms5js 12 дней назад +5

      I just wrote essentially the same thing :) and then saw your post

    • @wendyearley8726
      @wendyearley8726 12 дней назад

      😊​@@Kate-ms5js

  • @Kitanaangel49
    @Kitanaangel49 12 дней назад +207

    He is a disgrace to the US

    • @CarminaIguana
      @CarminaIguana 12 дней назад

      Nope. He is a disgrace to himself.
      The US will go on just fine without him.

    • @veecee9497
      @veecee9497 12 дней назад +15

      To the world.

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 12 дней назад +12

      ​@@veecee9497I'm thinking universe.

    • @veecee9497
      @veecee9497 12 дней назад +7

      @@yasuke9317 true

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад +1

      And yet he's still our best option when the ballot shows up. 😅

  • @labradachig1976
    @labradachig1976 12 дней назад +9

    The Irish juror #1 be like, "Never fight uphill, me boys!"

  • @artel6225
    @artel6225 12 дней назад +13

    Dozing Don the comedy gift that keeps on giving, just jail him already

  • @heathw4739
    @heathw4739 12 дней назад +93

    I'm sure Barron would be so sad that Trump wasn't at his graduation trying to make it about himself....

    • @TrickOrRetreat
      @TrickOrRetreat 12 дней назад

      I'm here today to support Baron because his dad have been wrongfully accused by the radical left for ........

    • @tiredbird471
      @tiredbird471 11 дней назад +2

      At least his father isn't being allowed to give a speech during it. Though that might help Barron want to stay the hell away from the scumbag.

  • @brianhelgerson87
    @brianhelgerson87 12 дней назад +116

    Trump looked absolutely embalmed in that court sketch. Good look for him.

    • @laurawillits176
      @laurawillits176 12 дней назад +9

      Yeah, last time I saw a human corpse, that was totally the look

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад

      We need him to rest so he can be great again when he's president.
      Let's hope he gets real votes so he won't feel the need to steal.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 12 дней назад

      @@L_M_V "let's hope he gets real votes" Yeah, he can hope. He's never won a popular election because most Americans are sane and know he's a walking disaster. PS: None of his votes up to now have been "real." They've all been bought and paid for. My hope for you is that you open your eyes and shake off Tr*mp's tawdry truck rally glamor. He's a thug who thinks woman exist for his use. Actually, he thinks everyone exists for his use. Seriously, open your eyes and look around.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 12 дней назад +1

      @@L_M_Vstfu 😂 #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 12 дней назад +1

      @@L_M_V Nobody is stopping you from voting.

  • @dsiepiela6449
    @dsiepiela6449 12 дней назад +3

    We know who has courage. The jurors who stay.

  • @aratinga77
    @aratinga77 12 дней назад +8

    "Don't touch Ma Caque!" still laughing. He was really good tonight.

  • @1foxyone
    @1foxyone 12 дней назад +98

    Trial of the conman in chief. May you be convicted and get a 4 yr sentence and locked up immediately

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 12 дней назад

      Let's not forget that the Tr*mp is a convicted sex offender.

  • @2hard2knock
    @2hard2knock 12 дней назад +1187

    Trump getting spanked with a Forbes magazine bearing his picture has to be the ultimate display of narcissistic behavior. Thank you for your courage, Stormy.

    • @tomcostello8220
      @tomcostello8220 12 дней назад +104

      You can't judge a book by its cover - but you can spank a golfing grifter with a magazine. Film at eleven.

    • @Third_eyee
      @Third_eyee 12 дней назад

      yeah super courageous, do you feel the same about tara reade who had actual solid evidence of biden raping her or are you just interested in a dude paying a pornstar hush money?

    • @lilsmart805
      @lilsmart805 12 дней назад +24

      😂😂😂​@@tomcostello8220

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 12 дней назад

      meh
      If you had a magazine with our picture on the cover, wouldn't you bring it to impress the girl? And when the spanking started, she just grabbed the next best thing, which happened to be the magazine. He has a lot of mental issues, but this is quite harmless. It just seems gross because he looks so gross.

    • @dianne8936
      @dianne8936 12 дней назад

      The very thought of trump naked....😬🤢🤢🤮🤮

  • @darshansingh4375
    @darshansingh4375 12 дней назад +13

    His two elder sons have yet to graduate from kindergarten.

  • @deannaclifford1177
    @deannaclifford1177 12 дней назад +11

    Blessings on those chosen for this work.

  • @BigJ11617
    @BigJ11617 12 дней назад +100

    When Trump enters the courtroom, the judge slams down his gavel and shouts "Odour in the court!!"😂

    • @veecee9497
      @veecee9497 12 дней назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @divinewon73
      @divinewon73 12 дней назад

      Dirty diaper dozing Don

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад

      And when Trump exists the courtroom an entire nation will vote in his favor... Hopefully.

    • @skippermatt7939
      @skippermatt7939 12 дней назад

      ​​@@L_M_Vyou are all over these comments this morning shilling for that orange turd, do you seriously have nothing better to do? How many hours have you wasted on this? Is this like, your entire daily life? That's sad dude.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 12 дней назад

      I didn't realize how very British the judge was...

  • @bazzer124
    @bazzer124 12 дней назад +240

    Wake up, defendant. Time for jail. Cheers....

    • @thomasdeas1941
      @thomasdeas1941 12 дней назад +4

      Shades of "Blade Runner". Just saying.

    • @Tom111Tom
      @Tom111Tom 12 дней назад +4

      And then he wins again

    • @bazzer124
      @bazzer124 12 дней назад +5

      @@Tom111Tom an all expenses paid trip to the Trump Federal Correctional Institution in FL to be close to home. Cheers....

    • @MrPilgrim
      @MrPilgrim 12 дней назад

      I thought you had Brazzers as your username… dislike

    • @CarminaIguana
      @CarminaIguana 12 дней назад +3

      @@bazzer124 I would bet more on Florence, Colorado.

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese 12 дней назад +11

    DAYY-UUMM! Steven is on FIRE for this monologue!

  • @jimslancio
    @jimslancio 12 дней назад +5

    In Trump's tweets, he habitually capitalizes nouns.
    We don't do that in English, but it's a characteristic of the German language.
    I take that as a giveaway that he has read Mein Kampf.

  • @jaynorris3722
    @jaynorris3722 12 дней назад +55

    Wonder why he suddenly wants to look at his son? He certainly could have cared less when the child needed him. He's useing his son to ditch court....or is he planning to leave the country

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 12 дней назад +3

      couldN'T have cared less
      (unless you want to say he actually did care a bit)

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 12 дней назад

      Tr*mp cares about himself period.

  • @DogsAreAwesomeFriends
    @DogsAreAwesomeFriends 12 дней назад +166

    Love you Stephen!Appreciate the joy you have brought me through all of the Trump insanity.

  • @harveysmidlap
    @harveysmidlap 12 дней назад +4

    I couldn't imagine being in Baron's shoes with a father like that. SMH

  • @thexoxo01
    @thexoxo01 12 дней назад +11

    “That crowd is whelming” has me 😂💀

  • @willcoder
    @willcoder 12 дней назад +390

    Let's all hope for a fair and free trial for Donald Trump, and if we're lucky, justice will also deliver a guilty verdict and a long prison sentence for Defendant Trump.

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 12 дней назад +14

      nah. he is gonna blow through it like always.
      america is gonna disapoint yet again.

    • @justhearmeout3959
      @justhearmeout3959 12 дней назад +8

      I'm sure it won't be a long prison sentence. Money is still the ultimate get out of jail free card - even when the "money" is hypothetical 😂

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga 12 дней назад +16

      Yes, I want no appearance of partiality. I want a fair trial and a righteous verdict.

    • @carlodave9
      @carlodave9 12 дней назад

      Trump will be acquitted. His lawyers are curating the jury. If the prosecutor was in control, just about anyone would do. OJ all over again.

    • @snap-n-shoot
      @snap-n-shoot 12 дней назад +8

      The issue is that all 12 must find him guilty…will only require one trump
      Supporter to find him innocent to get him off..expect a lot of attempted manipulation of the jury…Trump will do anything and pay anything to get off

  • @camelshit446
    @camelshit446 12 дней назад +432

    Citizen trump is showing an exemplary respect for law and order, and also an admirable stamina, alertness, and strength during his criminal trial.
    How?
    He falls asleep.

    • @user-md4di6yg2p
      @user-md4di6yg2p 12 дней назад +29

      Lol! I was beginning to wonder...are we thinking of the same person??

    • @charlesstebbins7207
      @charlesstebbins7207 12 дней назад

      I remember when Mat Gaetz said that Trump's administration was like a pharmacy. I wonder if Diaper Donnie was taking illegal pep pills?

    • @charlesstebbins7207
      @charlesstebbins7207 12 дней назад +1

      I remember when Mat Gaetz said that Trump's administration was like a pharmacy. I wonder if Diaper Donnie was taking illegal pep pills?

    • @wendyjohnson3254
      @wendyjohnson3254 12 дней назад +12

      😂

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 12 дней назад +6

      He's not risking the alphaverse for THIS!

  • @jennieoh8543
    @jennieoh8543 12 дней назад +9

    I am cracking up right now listening to Stephens impersonation of Trump!!! Actually playing it multiple times:*)

    • @deannaclifford1177
      @deannaclifford1177 12 дней назад +1

      The only challenge is Stephen is way too coherent to be TFG

    • @jennieoh8543
      @jennieoh8543 12 дней назад +1

      @@deannaclifford1177 He sure does a good imitation!!!!

  • @steverobson8827
    @steverobson8827 12 дней назад +2

    All Golden Sneakers NOW come with a Built in - Ankle Monitor 🎉

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 12 дней назад +63

    Jury payments should be increased to at least $300 a day.

    • @Turnipstalk
      @Turnipstalk 12 дней назад +2

      They should be paid as much as a junior lawyer on the case.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 12 дней назад +5

      when was the last time it was raised? $40 is absurdly low, no wonder nobody wants to do it

    • @lundworks9901
      @lundworks9901 12 дней назад +1

      My Toolmaker Husband gets $30, time & a half over 40 hours.
      This is why he never registered/voted because he is the breadwinner due to misogynistic built in wage disparity.
      I had the time, but the case was murderers who'd roundabout confessed when they bailed out and hit my roadside bar after.
      County Attorney had 5 minutes before I announced my firsthand account to the entire room.

  • @KB_-_
    @KB_-_ 12 дней назад +96

    Shitler could never make it through a full work week. But now needs Wednesdays for naps… not just crimes to amass power.

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад

      Shitler for president

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 12 дней назад

      @@L_M_V You know your comments are forever, right? Keep apologizing for a grifting, sex offending insurrectionist.

    • @erichiguera
      @erichiguera 12 дней назад +1

      Shitler best name. I'm using this now. Name of the year all years

    • @Steven-pu8ws
      @Steven-pu8ws 12 дней назад +2

      For god sake it’s been two days. They are taking Fridays off. Now he wants Wednesdays? And a day for grad and a day to attend another Court hearing where he is irrelevant. This guy just doesn’t get that he is a criminal defendant. The sense of entitlement is astounding, but not surprising.

  • @wendydabee
    @wendydabee 12 дней назад +2

    And I love that this is just the first of four criminal cases for this defendant. :D

  • @adamschank7703
    @adamschank7703 12 дней назад +4

    If Trump's lawyer thinks he has thick skin, he obviously hasn't seen any of Trump's Twitter tantrums.

  • @dav0n
    @dav0n 12 дней назад +144

    Trump’s trials SHOULD BE TELEVISED‼️😡🤬

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 12 дней назад +3

      💯

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 12 дней назад

      If they did that they'd have no chance of finding a new jury when trump inevitably tries to tamper with the one they're screening now.

    • @TurbidTG1
      @TurbidTG1 12 дней назад +11

      GA will be.

    • @9753flyer
      @9753flyer 12 дней назад +15

      All trials should be televised.. not by the media who will make a circus out of it (remember the OJ trial?), but by the court, CSPAN style

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 12 дней назад +17

      No. Absolutely not. It would put the jurors in extreme danger to broadcast their faces.

  • @savannahm.laurentian1286
    @savannahm.laurentian1286 12 дней назад +85

    "Okay, that crowd is...WHELMING." This is one of LSSC best monologues of all time. Was a hard day. So glad when this posts!

  • @festerbestertester1284
    @festerbestertester1284 12 дней назад +15

    Melania to Barron: "Dad can't come to your graduation." Barron: "Thank God."

  • @lauraeden6224
    @lauraeden6224 12 дней назад +5

    I love the energy of Colbert’s band🥳

  • @marquesjohnson6359
    @marquesjohnson6359 12 дней назад +63

    "A hunk of beef jerky with a layer of bronzer" and " white power nap" LOL 😂😂

  • @wtf1185
    @wtf1185 12 дней назад +86

    I wonder what his excuse was for not attending any of his other kids graduations, and who did he get to tell them he wouldn't be there.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 12 дней назад

      TBF .. there is proof he went to the grads of Ivanka, Eric and Tiffany... no word on DTJ which must just burn his buns!

    • @folk47goulet27
      @folk47goulet27 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@alrightyru Apparently he didn't attend to any graduation of his four other children !

  • @HLBear
    @HLBear 12 дней назад +5

    There should be avatars for all the jurors. 😆❤️

  • @tihSyMtaE
    @tihSyMtaE 12 дней назад +6

    Your monologues are always gold, but this one is platinum! Hilarious I fell in the floor 😂

  • @dashanovala2019
    @dashanovala2019 12 дней назад +53

    Stephen Colbert, bringing back to us the reality that we have lost. Thank you, sir.

  • @bluesman187
    @bluesman187 12 дней назад +60

    Steve I’ve watched every episode of Colbert Report and The late show.
    Your comedy is a true comfort in a crazy life.
    Thanks sir ❤

    • @beepeesoup
      @beepeesoup 12 дней назад +1

      the propaganda is top notch

  • @merrygangemi
    @merrygangemi 12 дней назад +5

    All around, Steven, one of your best monologues!

  • @zaroffhound
    @zaroffhound 12 дней назад +5

    SEE! The greatest cinematic doublebill: 12 Macques, followed by 12 Angry Macques. Coming to a drive-in near you! Soon! See you next wednesday.

  • @teamvlcn6820
    @teamvlcn6820 12 дней назад +55

    That Wi-Fi-less lake sounds like a paradise these days.

    • @demondogmom7221
      @demondogmom7221 12 дней назад +4

      Going to a cabin in the mountains in September for vacation. No WiFi. I'm smiling just thinking about it.

    • @teamvlcn6820
      @teamvlcn6820 10 дней назад +1

      ​@@demondogmom7221Enjoy yourself. 😊

  • @BabaG-zn6cl
    @BabaG-zn6cl 12 дней назад +104

    Wow with the writers tonight!
    Excellent delivery, Stephen.
    Thanks for the best!

    • @scoobydoo3928
      @scoobydoo3928 12 дней назад

      The art department too, with their Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime Tea.

  • @yogyrarenty65
    @yogyrarenty65 12 дней назад +5

    Excellent 😂😂😂 definitely a top 5 monologue of the years 😅😊

  • @davidav8orpflanz561
    @davidav8orpflanz561 12 дней назад +2

    It might be awkward for Trump to show up at Baron's HIGH SCHOOL Graduation, if Baron's real father attends, and Melania's current lover is there too!😅

  • @DougGrinbergs
    @DougGrinbergs 12 дней назад +44

    5:28 Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime tea 😉😆😂

  • @StudioLB
    @StudioLB 12 дней назад +34

    Colbert is a legend

  • @robertslusser6753
    @robertslusser6753 12 дней назад +2

    Steven Colbert "Makes America Grateful Again". We are grateful that he makes "life with Trump" a thing to be laughed at, not a thing to lose sleep over.

  • @vintagethings9187
    @vintagethings9187 12 дней назад +3

    Stephen, I just had some bad news, but you made me laugh out loud, and I’m still smiling as I write.
    You bring us joy and hope.
    (I was waiting for the Don’t kiss Macaque, and your delivery did not disappoint!)😊

  • @christophermarshall527
    @christophermarshall527 12 дней назад +276

    Trump should have been starting a prison sentence for life, starting forty years ago.

    • @stefanhall3219
      @stefanhall3219 12 дней назад +21

      New York should have put Trump in jail 40 yrs ago and none of this would have ever happened!

    • @dalecox5928
      @dalecox5928 12 дней назад

      @@L_M_V Biden is not a want to be Fascist director that Trump is. If Trump gets in office again, he will destroy America.

    • @calisto2735
      @calisto2735 12 дней назад +9

      @@L_M_V Change leadership, because it's "refreshing"... Some people have really and completely lost the plot, huh?

    • @kewakl8891
      @kewakl8891 12 дней назад +10

      @@L_M_V the change in 2020 WAS refreshing

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад

      @@calisto2735 U.S. politics doesn’t have a plot. Like the majority of porn.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 12 дней назад +93

    New York better go send out 60k more summons for jury duty just to be safe

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад

      I can see you're not a possible candidate. This is something only someone would say who isn't in jeopardy of being picked

    • @d.f.9064
      @d.f.9064 12 дней назад +1

      Agreed. If they actually looked for an impartial jury, ... they would have to give up. People in EUROPE aren't impartial at this point.

    • @meh8982
      @meh8982 12 дней назад

      @@d.f.9064 The point is whether they can find fair-minded people who are willing to rule on the evidence rather than any preconceptions they may have. There are some people like that.

  • @nancyross5257
    @nancyross5257 12 дней назад +2

    Trump did not go to any graduations of his other kids. Trump should be lucky he's not detained in jail.

  • @wendyjohnson3254
    @wendyjohnson3254 12 дней назад +46

    Wow! 6 jurors already. That’s great!

  • @markmh835
    @markmh835 12 дней назад +53

    Truly ....... truly ....... Colbert has the BEST writers in the business! 😊👍❤

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 12 дней назад +4

      The joke writing talent is number 1….. but the delivery by SC makes them that much better

  • @keithgriffiths9864
    @keithgriffiths9864 12 дней назад +1

    This episode was particularly funny 😂

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego278 12 дней назад +1

    Stehen Colbert is an inspiriation, to those of us who Love our Country! Plus We get so many Laughs! Now that is America!

  • @RCTFORME
    @RCTFORME 12 дней назад +23

    Bruh Holy Sh*t the writers were really on point with this monologue xD so good!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 12 дней назад +112

    No trial on Wednesdays? But Trump’s “hump day” only lasts for seconds!

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 12 дней назад +12

      Four

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад

      And yet we still need him back in that oval office as fast as possible.

    • @oldauntzibby4395
      @oldauntzibby4395 12 дней назад +4

      I suspect Wednesday is golf-cheating day.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 12 дней назад +4

      ​@L_M_V why? Give a cognizant explanation.

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 12 дней назад +1

      @@ThatOpalGuy To be able to ridicule the person, his people and the system to the fullest.

  • @user-ez2ci3wq7p
    @user-ez2ci3wq7p 12 дней назад +1

    All six more qualified to be president than the criminal defendant.

  • @alexandralibin5131
    @alexandralibin5131 12 дней назад +5

    "The Mushroom Dome",...What a great way to describe Trump.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 12 дней назад

      He described Trump’s genital wart as a dome?

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 12 дней назад +65

    "He took a little white power nap."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @veecee9497
      @veecee9497 12 дней назад +2

      You mean white powder.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 12 дней назад +1

      @@veecee9497 Nah, you don't nap after white powder. The joke was white "power" nap. It can be funny even though it's true.

  • @ledocteurgonzo
    @ledocteurgonzo 12 дней назад +535

    TRUMP IN PRISON !

    • @CarminaIguana
      @CarminaIguana 12 дней назад +22

      Prison, not just jail.

    • @ledocteurgonzo
      @ledocteurgonzo 12 дней назад +13

      @@CarminaIguana OK I correct it!

    • @jerryjerry7561
      @jerryjerry7561 12 дней назад

      @@user-wf8du2iz3p trumps funeral, boris.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 12 дней назад +11

      @@user-wf8du2iz3p Why would it be his funeral? Don't be absurd.

    • @CarminaIguana
      @CarminaIguana 12 дней назад +10

      @@user-wf8du2iz3p Please stop being weird.

  • @carriegoebel7541
    @carriegoebel7541 12 дней назад +3

    Perhaps his lawyers are dosing him?? I would...

  • @user-cq5ff3zd2l
    @user-cq5ff3zd2l 12 дней назад

    Thank you Stormy!!! Tell the truth

  • @randyastle3301
    @randyastle3301 12 дней назад +40

    I haven’t checked my mail for a couple days, so I’m heading to the lobby and hoping for a jury summons. This would be so fun!

    • @Mdeaccosta
      @Mdeaccosta 12 дней назад +1

      I wonder how many sick burns you might get in: "I remember the tiny hands thing in the 90s, but I can be impartial." 😊 ( the whole courtroom looks)

    • @calinasagilitypartner4444
      @calinasagilitypartner4444 12 дней назад

      The lawyers check your socials though.

    • @Patrick-ip4qi
      @Patrick-ip4qi 8 дней назад

      Get some catholic nuns

  • @douglasropp1479
    @douglasropp1479 12 дней назад +24

    THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER, STEPHEN, FOR THE LAUGHS AND THE CLARITY !
    (I know, all caps. Appropriate.)😊

  • @pandora8610
    @pandora8610 12 дней назад +3

    The MyPillow guy has done so much for him, and he doesn't even have the decency to do a little product placement in return.

  • @kewakl8891
    @kewakl8891 12 дней назад +1

    George Santos could ACT like a fair and impartial juror!

  • @camelshit446
    @camelshit446 12 дней назад +46

    *Don Snorkleone.*
    Oh yes, we're having a little fun among us Norwegians, too, as regards the snoring defendant.