1:17 You are SO right about that! TX rarely gets snow other than maybe the Panhandle area, but not many other places do. So, we often don't prepare for snow like most northern states have to every winter.
FR but no snow here ever, you get snow ever like 5 years if you’re lucky or at least that’s what it seems like, I’ve light only seen snow 3 times max in my life and that’s a stretch
It's funny. He moved to Texas but honestly the worst part to live in. The Concrete cities. My man could have been in the valley, or by the coast or eastern half. Idk about the rest as much but ik there are some underrated placed out west. Some cities are actually liveable shlark just bit the tough end of the stick tbh
@@therailfanningskeleton359the whole point of moving to texas was to be with the OTK crowd and everyone else in the austin area. going out far from those in texas, whilst perhaps better in the regards you’re mentioning, kinda just fails at the whole reason he’s there in the first place.
fun fact about that hail storm in 90 degree weather that schlatt talked about: about 12 hours after that, we had a tornado and flash flood over here in dallas. I Love This State!
The fact that “John shallout” is closer to me again is scary. Not that I live in America, but him being in New York means he is technically closer to me since I live in Portugal
Schlatt is gonna move back to New York and have to be like little Jonny with his galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer. Oh, and don’t forget the screws borrowed from his aunt too
Austin definitely seems like the up and coming city in Texas for tech and youngsters in general. But I have heard the more conservative politicians/ governor of Texas tends to impose conditions that make it annoying to live with if you lean left, or just to punish the Austin area because the left leaning politicians just happen to control it or parts of it. Not trying to say LIBS BASED CONSERVATIVES CRINGE or CONSERVATIVES BASED LIBS CRINGE but rather just note the political games being played can be problematic for the average lay person whether they are the most ardent liberal living in a conservative governed state or the most apathetic apolitical person. They are at the whims of the political games played by both parties. Then again, it seems like schlatt’s issues were more to do with not liking the environment, maybe being homesick?, and the weather? Not sure how the snow factors in since NY gets lots of snow too haha. But between LA and NY I would definitely do NY and I’m from Long Island - so you know I ain’t a city boy haha. And it feels like NYC is the opposite problem of TX/Austin, you get the political games of a liberal dominated state/city opposed to conservative. At least NYC will have better public transit, though I’ve heard good things about Austin too. Maybe Schlatt can get that galvanized square steel frame to extend whatever apartment he moving into.
Dude, you scared the living spirit out of me. I'm like, "first CaptainSparklze, MatPat and now Schlatt?!?!? what kind of donkey smelling timeline do we live in?!??"
Hearing how Texas handles their weather emergencies and how future weather will be especially with heat, it is just disaster after disaster waiting to happen.
I miss Texas those surprise storms and weather events. I love on the east coast and I can't wait to get out of PA back to clear blue skies. You gotta plan for those weather events. Why not just move to TN you will be in the middle of everything kind of Schlatt.
As a Texan. I agree. There's a ton of opportunity, easy to get jobs here. but oh my god are we always unprepared. nothing ever changes, every fucking year. We literally got tornado warnings four days in a row.
At least the midwest is safe! From schlatt. I rather get snowed in, deal with tornadoes, flooding, and blizzards than have the man who witnessed [REDACTED] during 1999 in the same area as me. Stay safe fellas
0:41 "I have no idea why anybody lives there" Meanwhile Texas being the second most populated state in the US with 31,000,000 people (California is the most populated at 39,000,000 people if anyone was wondering)
Bro i was scrolling innocently through RUclips, and i can not explain to you how fast my smile dropped when i saw the title of this video, but then how fast i went to the comments to see of he's actually leaving.
At least we don't have piles of trash on the street or two foot rats but your completely right this place is hell and you first mistake was moving to Austin
Who would've thought this RUclips legend would put out a Christmas album that is BETTER than literally any other new Christmas song or album? For real though, that album is damn near perfection, and I LOVE it. It helped us heal from KSI's monstrosity of a song.
I listened to A very 1999 Christmas multiple times and I have to disagree here, the album isn't near perfection... It IS perfection! Masterful work by the Schlitnessgrampacertestisamultistageaerobiccapacitytestthatprogressivelygetsmoredifficultasitcontinuesthetwentymeterpacertestwillbegininthirtysecondslineupatthestarttherunningspeedstartsslowlybutgetsfastereachminuteafteryouhearthissignalbeepasinglelapshouldbecompletedeachtimeyouhearthissounddingremembertoruninastraightlineandrunaslongaspossiblethesecondtimeyoufailtocompletealapbeforethesoundyourtestisoverthetestwillbeginonthewordstartonyourmarkgetreadystart 🔥 (that took me way to long to type)
dude, i nearly had a heart attack when i saw the notification that said "JschlattLIVE uploaded: Goodbye" i was just about to start sobbing. good thing that sclonkers is still gonna upload
@@hudsonparker791 Yes, part of Texas is tornado alley. Texas is hot, so yeah, there’s droughts. It’s not normal in the slightest, but I’m not too bothered by it
Whats funny is that i was literally in new york a few days ago, I've been feeling uneasy while i was there, now i realise i was sharing the same state with jschlutt, at least im in LA now.
As a born and raised Texan, props to you for moving out of this place. In fact, I'm leaving tomorrow and going up north to avoid these satanic summers!
I saw the title, and I knew this was a video about moving. It's obvious that "Jschlatt" isn't going to quit RUclips for a while. (We all know how much he loves money.)
It gets better the farther South and East you go. At least thats what my family that lives in the Rockport area tells me. Although who am I to talk about bad weather I live in Buffalo New York, the city with the most abhorrent year round weather in the country.
@@Orto4956i’m in east texas. it’s not any better. it could be showering with the sun out, or it’s 90 in october, or 60 at night in june. the humidity makes it all 10x worse too.
@@cwj2733 Well showering while the sun is out happens everywhere in the world, its not a Texas thing. And yeah its humid but thats what is expected of Texas. If someone moves to Texas their general assumption is that its hot and humid all the time, thats what makes the massive winter storms and hail and all that a big problem since their isn’t even the infrastructure necessary to deal with it.
“shlakage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.” never paid his taxes, ever since what happened in 99
as a texan, it sucks! schlagg lived within like an hour of me and i'd see places in his videos that i've gone to my whole life and was like ?????? but it was nice seeing little snippets of that in videos. godspeed shlarp
as another texan what do you hate about texas? what about texas sucks so much? weather ill give you. but pretty much all problems people have with texas is just literally the same in every state.
As a born and raised Texan I was laughing through this video XD! One of the first videos I’ve seen since a storm knocked out our power for 4 days so I think that was pretty appropriate lol
As a native born Texan, while sad to see you go, it is completly understandable, as I hate the heat, and Texs's weather is so unpredictable that over the last 2 weeks, we have ad days where the forecast was thunderstorms, and it was sunny, and 84 degrees all day, and others where the forecast was clear and sunny, and we get tornado warnings. That is just Texas
facts, my best friend was like "Dude if I dont move out of texas im going to off myself i hate it here" then finally saved up moved to Idaho. happiest ive ever seen him
As a texan, im glad to hear that you're leaving I should probably specify that it's because i think you should be comfortable and happy with your living conditions
ohhh that’s why i suddenly felt my homestate get significantly more unsafe
This explains all the boss music I’ve been hearing whenever I step too close to the woods
@@haphapp7282that might've been schlunk haunting your woods
the streetlights flickered as that plane landed in JFK.. he's back
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
Bro same
“I will become a twink again” is one of the scariest promises I’ve heard him make yet
You will become one as well.
Best**
I can't believe "schlutt" is turning back into his "schlutty" ways😔
hyped might even turn on notifications
@@Voidi-Void erm nuh UH
I can’t help but feel the “see you soon” at the end was a threat
His existence is a threat
It was he wants you out of his old apartment by sunrise
I live in nyc im scared
@@cgx5651 he he. You should be.
@@cgx5651 no reason to be scared
it's already too late may as well enjoy your last moments.
'Like kissing guys' just gave me a flashback to Jaiden asking if Schlatt rejects the gay kiss like a Skyrim NPC.
?
"My only options were New York or Los Angeles" Schlatt is like an alien invader in a hollywood movie
The being known as "Schlatt" might be closer to that than you think...
@@nerdexer Close Encounters of the Schlird Kind
@grmpf Schlindependence Schlay
@@RiverWychulis Schlalien
@@RiverWychulis I want to keep the chain going but RUclips keeps eating my comment :(
for the first 20 seconds i thought this was a suicide tape
once he moves to LA it will be
We can’t lose another “Schlatt”
@@_fwfythe smog is gonna evaporate his lungs before he can even proofread his will
"My name is walter hartwell white" ahh intro
@@_fwfy How's he gonna own a gun ☠
can't believe schlatt is pregnant!! so proud of you schlatt!!!
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
@@p-__We’ll see
I’m the mother
@@p-__ bro you are from augest
@@Just_a_fella98 wait
1:17 You are SO right about that! TX rarely gets snow other than maybe the Panhandle area, but not many other places do. So, we often don't prepare for snow like most northern states have to every winter.
Us Panhandle residents only get it before Halloween then it starts in January to February for no reason
I live near DFW and we get snow here one day every year if we’re lucky.
Edit: just a typo
FR but no snow here ever, you get snow ever like 5 years if you’re lucky or at least that’s what it seems like, I’ve light only seen snow 3 times max in my life and that’s a stretch
As someone who grew up in Texas, yes the weather is shit. We get everything down there and that's not a good thing
Everything? You haven’t lived in Kansas. Kansas gets EVERYTHING. 100 degree summers with negative winters.
It's funny. He moved to Texas but honestly the worst part to live in. The Concrete cities. My man could have been in the valley, or by the coast or eastern half. Idk about the rest as much but ik there are some underrated placed out west. Some cities are actually liveable shlark just bit the tough end of the stick tbh
@@DarthSpock9940we get negative winters in Texas too
@@therailfanningskeleton359the whole point of moving to texas was to be with the OTK crowd and everyone else in the austin area. going out far from those in texas, whilst perhaps better in the regards you’re mentioning, kinda just fails at the whole reason he’s there in the first place.
as someone who is currently near the gulf, I hate it here. mosquitoes are everywhere and its so humid you want to rip your skin off
“I will become a twink again” is crazy
Perfect month for it - we welcome him back 🎉
Its scary.
Twink death is bear birth
He is a one :3
Matpat really ruined the word “goodbye” for me
i know right, i'm he still post on GTLive, its not the same but his that guy
Seriously once he and Tom Scott quit I just can’t take it anymore
What's crazy is that there will be a generation who has never heard of Matpat
@@Astrosk1er tom scott was only quitting for quite a while so he "might" come back
@@hiveling-111 there already is, ask anybody on the street who is over 50 and they probably don't know who matpat is
Amen brother i left Texas back in February went to the Midwest and enjoying life here in the middle of Corn fields and potholes
We love Iowa it’s amazing
I'm so glad youre happy but bro, u have the WHOLE world, and u went with the Midwest??? Why????
@@TheREALBobRoss what do you have against the Midwest
@@ameliathestargazer nothing but it is rlly just cornfeilds unless ur a farmer not much out there
@@Darkcamera45 yeah I feel that
showing the twin towers 2 seconds after showing a plane taking off is a classic "slut" move
The towers haunt us to this day
I can’t put into words how hard I wheezed when I read “slut”
Schlutt
The haunt Schlatt the most
schlutt move
It's scary that Schlatt is going to be within a 30 minute drive from me again
WTF 💀💀
You're not safe anymore
Keep your doors and windows locked
Knock knock mf. /j
Bro dont let him in 😂😂
schlatt casually making a forth fake goodbye and we still fall for it like a fish
Dawg I didn’t even know he did a first one. I thought this vid was solo.
FR
you mean "schlatt"
This is the 4th time?
@@gainesburgers nah I think he means Sclort
0:30 It's been 4 months guys😢😢pack it up we only got 2 months left
He said at LEAST
Pack it up@@plazali
He was jokin
@@Eclipse-v9n no shit
He didn’t leave us after 6 months yeay!
Matpat really scarred us with the word Goodbye
You gotta be young to think he set that precedent lol
@@Corporate_Desecrationit’s more of the most recent shock of a really long time one. There are 20 year olds that would have the same reaction lol
@@clewniko ah, classic bait. Be creative next time.
@@HeartfireAce21 vouch I never thought matpat would leave
Frrrrrrrrrrr
That "hey" broke my heart then you fucking say you are just leaving texas
it’s exactly what he did when he moved from New York. The dang prankster.
Fr!
Like why they always gotta start the video like that 😭😭😭
I can't believe this "dude" moved out close to the place of the first mass "accident" he "witnessed" back in 1999, how sickening.
FIND A NEW JOKE ITS BEEN YEARS
bro, this is getting old
oh wow. it's the ltt timestamp guy
@@obye just because it happened 25 years ago doesn't mean you can make a joke out of it.
NEVER FORGET
Killers always come back to the scene of the crime
As a Texan I can confirm our weather is either hell itself or Antarctica
Same with Wisconsin 😂
It aint that bad. Just look what has happened in a large chunk of the US this last week, there's far worse out there.
fun fact about that hail storm in 90 degree weather that schlatt talked about: about 12 hours after that, we had a tornado and flash flood over here in dallas. I Love This State!
God really said "do you believe in climate change now"
I live in dallas too, and you are probably experiencing the same storm I am right now. Maybe. ❤
Same. Fist sized in my area. Absolute dogshit of a state we live in
yeah that was fun 😭
Eh, Tornados are normal
The fact that “John shallout” is closer to me again is scary. Not that I live in America, but him being in New York means he is technically closer to me since I live in Portugal
BRASIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL 🇧🇷
Portugal representation !!!
@@blurry2246Portugal na verdade
Ooooh! That's why I got a letter saying, "I'm coming for you and taking your belongings, you have 24 hours to live." That makes so much sense!
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
yes
I live in Texas, personally my experience isn't bad, but I don't live in the capital, so it's not nearly as busy, and it's been great for me.
Yeah Texas has more haters than California at this point even though it still has alot to offer. Hopefully more people move away!
They say the criminal always goes to the scene of the crime, "Shlabotomy"
Favorite comment on any "schlabotomy" video
My heart fu*kin DROPPED at the start of the video man.
Jesus.
I don’t even watch him but I see some clips of him and he’s hella funny so when I saw this I was scared
bro fu*kin same!
Had me shook 💀
"It's not clickbait" Were the first words said by MatPat on his retirement video
Yes
Schlatt is back to exact revenge on the man who killed his grandmother
who
@@supergabbe watch the fucking video man
@@supergabbe The guy who killed his grandmother, didn't you hear?
i did 5 days ago@@0NeeN0
Why would he want to get revenge on himself?
"Jambo is underneath my lawn" -Jschlatt, sleep deprived
Schlatt's ability to feign emotion is what made him such a prolific killer
Just like me fr
Look at that, the light's come back into his eyes already and he just got there! AND twinky Schlatt's comin back? It's a Christmas miracle!!
I just hope he keeps the mutton chops
I love seeing people genuinely happy
The holidays have come early!
Why would you want that back?
@@bonk1485why wouldn't you?
Finally, Texas is free of the "Schlugg" curse.
Too bad us New Yorkers are damned again.
Haha sucks to be you! Down here we’re finally gonna be free!
@@finneandowney3892bro lives in texas 😭🙏
🤔
Congrats on the baby shlungus 🎉 we’re so proud of you!❤
"Schlexual Assault'' almost got me. Happy moving, big guy!
brother im ending it
@@PhysicalEngineering😭😭
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
@@p-__ prove it
@@p-__take a pee pee poo poo on me pleaseee sir thank you
Do you understand the absolute stroke I had when he opened the video just to say goodbye to texas
Schlatt is gonna move back to New York and have to be like little Jonny with his galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer. Oh, and don’t forget the screws borrowed from his aunt too
"little shon" is going to have quite the time renovating his 0.2 meter after 5 years of saving with his summoned eagles.
I want you to look back at this comment in a year
Austin definitely seems like the up and coming city in Texas for tech and youngsters in general. But I have heard the more conservative politicians/ governor of Texas tends to impose conditions that make it annoying to live with if you lean left, or just to punish the Austin area because the left leaning politicians just happen to control it or parts of it. Not trying to say LIBS BASED CONSERVATIVES CRINGE or CONSERVATIVES BASED LIBS CRINGE but rather just note the political games being played can be problematic for the average lay person whether they are the most ardent liberal living in a conservative governed state or the most apathetic apolitical person. They are at the whims of the political games played by both parties. Then again, it seems like schlatt’s issues were more to do with not liking the environment, maybe being homesick?, and the weather? Not sure how the snow factors in since NY gets lots of snow too haha.
But between LA and NY I would definitely do NY and I’m from Long Island - so you know I ain’t a city boy haha. And it feels like NYC is the opposite problem of TX/Austin, you get the political games of a liberal dominated state/city opposed to conservative. At least NYC will have better public transit, though I’ve heard good things about Austin too. Maybe Schlatt can get that galvanized square steel frame to extend whatever apartment he moving into.
Whoops.
@@Superstormpie11 and I’ll still love that stupid insta account 🙏
Dude, you scared the living spirit out of me. I'm like, "first CaptainSparklze, MatPat and now Schlatt?!?!? what kind of donkey smelling timeline do we live in?!??"
A true New Yorker, 3 years and he never forsakes the Yankees cap. Welcome home Schlatt.
Hearing how Texas handles their weather emergencies and how future weather will be especially with heat, it is just disaster after disaster waiting to happen.
Yeah it sucks here ngl
i live here and yeah this fucking state is horrible
I love Texas and its random changing weather and i refuse to ever leave
Its really just the cities that have it bad. I never lost water or power in my small central texas town.
Dude it’s so bad when I go other places it doesn’t feel right
I’m convinced Schlatt keeps following me… I’m born in NY, I move to Texas in 2021, I move back to NY this year and bam he’s moving back to NY as well.
Schlrb is following you
Remember to lock the doors of your home
Don’t let him pull that shit he pulled back in ‘99…
move to england. hes not allowed there after what happened
@@WillowLastnameI’m surprised he’s allowed in New York after 2001
I miss Texas those surprise storms and weather events. I love on the east coast and I can't wait to get out of PA back to clear blue skies. You gotta plan for those weather events. Why not just move to TN you will be in the middle of everything kind of Schlatt.
For the ones who don’t feel like watching the video. Schlatt is pregnant so he is moving to France
Yeah he's also learned how to speak French recently
@@dabdillon6318wow that’s so généal ✌️🇫🇷🥖
I got him pregnant
Thanks
@@Thermonuclearmissile Congrats.
The way Jambo was panicking because of the hail is so real 😂
As a Texan. I agree. There's a ton of opportunity, easy to get jobs here. but oh my god are we always unprepared. nothing ever changes, every fucking year. We literally got tornado warnings four days in a row.
This state is actively trying to kill us
Here in Houston there’s like 5-6 warnings a day I swear
Yeah, we got those those tornado warnings so much they were getting annoying
And the response to tornado warnings is always "I'll pray it doesn't hit us. Anyways..."
Very bipolar weather ngl
Thank you! I moved from Massachusetts to Texas, and it friggin sucks
“Ill be becoming a twink again” is the funniest fucking line
I ate chips so loudly in the intro, that I don’t even know what’s going on
That's me whenever something important is happening, like when in a movie something important happens all I hear is *crunch crackle crunch*
Real
At least the midwest is safe! From schlatt. I rather get snowed in, deal with tornadoes, flooding, and blizzards than have the man who witnessed [REDACTED] during 1999 in the same area as me. Stay safe fellas
Me reading what happened in 1999😀🙂😐😕😟😦( yes Im cringe )
just don’t go to a major city in the midwest, those are very not safe. Looking at you chicago and milwaukee.
0:41 "I have no idea why anybody lives there" Meanwhile Texas being the second most populated state in the US with 31,000,000 people (California is the most populated at 39,000,000 people if anyone was wondering)
BRO DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT LMFAO
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
@@PizzaFresser-ty5grWhat do you mean by that?
He didn't quit? Nvm I just saw the title and almost cried until he said "to Texas"
He does this like every year 😭
He got me excited for a second
petition to move schlatt to boston next
agreed i need "Schlatt" to be within a 100 mile radius of me so i can track him down manhunt style
Schlatt has the perfect voice for a good “wicked”
Send him to Detroit lmao
@@EddieBurke schlatt has a New York accent. We know the difference here, and he will be attacked for being a filthy yanks fan
No. To Japan!
My first thought was “ Damnit, we borrowed too many street signs.”
It’s never enough
couldn’t of been that, why would someone get mad over free things
idk why he's mad theyre free lol
@@AmethystUltrakilltrue
those street signs are government property.
"schlumpty" had us crying and scared the first 20 seconds man.
NOT THE TWIN TOWERS
They oughtta rebuild them
@@spelunkymaster 9/11 cast reunion
GUYS THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
@@spelunkymasterthey did its called one world trade center but its only one tower, but it doesn't look the same
@@spelunkymasterthe towers can still be rebuilt just not in their original location
“Texas is a hellhole, so I’m moving to New York” sounds like a Simpsons joke.
@angryasrielyfgatod1029 quit the server bro
@Rumbling-zy3dg you too bruh just uninstall life.exe bro
I moved from Arkansas to Queens and despite the cost issues my quality of life gas been wayyyy better
I swear, this dude crazy for saying that
for schlatts personality New York is infinitely better lmao.
“Schloppenheimer” scared me with this one.
certified badger moment
It’s almost like he’s still here. Fly high Schlatt 🕊
🙏🙏🙏😔😔😔 i still miss him
He's with all the other youtubers who left us😢
Please stop with these jokes.
They're disrespectful
Schlatt: is a multi millionaire
Schlatt in New York: One bedroom studio apartment.
Probably will cost him half his networth
Key word being ''New York'' cause that one bedroom studio apartment will be atleast 200k a month lmfao
@@anusaukko6792 Yup, exactly. Wouldn’t live there for anything.
@@Sinkity He will never financially recover from this.
x
Bro i was scrolling innocently through RUclips, and i can not explain to you how fast my smile dropped when i saw the title of this video, but then how fast i went to the comments to see of he's actually leaving.
You and me both, my friend.
Yeah me too lol, I went from 😄 to 😟
At least we don't have piles of trash on the street or two foot rats but your completely right this place is hell and you first mistake was moving to Austin
i got here early for once and it starts sad
nvm
Spoiler warning
Jk
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
Bro me too Dawg @@davidcarter4378
We don’t care
The pause when he said “Gonna be kissing b.. guys” was fucking comical
it was his catholic side coming out
@@Lucidbkeo oh fucking no 💀
@@Lucidbkeo 😭😭😭😭
@@Lucidbkeo now that's just foul bro💀
That was the joke everyone
You can’t scare me Jared, I know you ain’t leaving, you’ve made it very clear on every platform.
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
@@p-__doubt it.
boo
@@p-__Put effort into your content
@@Jared_Smith_99 AH! I’VE BEEN PROVEN WRONG!
“Ive got at least 6 months left in me” this video came out 7 months ago and the last video he posted was a month ago
Bro wasn't lying, RIP Schlongledongle 🫡
bro Jared really got me there at the beginning
Jankler really had us in the first half, not gonna lie
it's kind of sweet seeing Schlatt actually hanging up fanart on his wall
Jambo at the end is so adorable ☺️
he ekekekekkeed dude 😊
Jambo my beloved
jambo is always adorable
Who would've thought this RUclips legend would put out a Christmas album that is BETTER than literally any other new Christmas song or album? For real though, that album is damn near perfection, and I LOVE it. It helped us heal from KSI's monstrosity of a song.
I listened to A very 1999 Christmas multiple times and I have to disagree here, the album isn't near perfection...
It IS perfection! Masterful work by the Schlitnessgrampacertestisamultistageaerobiccapacitytestthatprogressivelygetsmoredifficultasitcontinuesthetwentymeterpacertestwillbegininthirtysecondslineupatthestarttherunningspeedstartsslowlybutgetsfastereachminuteafteryouhearthissignalbeepasinglelapshouldbecompletedeachtimeyouhearthissounddingremembertoruninastraightlineandrunaslongaspossiblethesecondtimeyoufailtocompletealapbeforethesoundyourtestisoverthetestwillbeginonthewordstartonyourmarkgetreadystart 🔥
(that took me way to long to type)
The title gave me a humongous shock omg you scared me dude
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
Fr he got my ass
dude, i nearly had a heart attack when i saw the notification that said "JschlattLIVE uploaded: Goodbye" i was just about to start sobbing. good thing that sclonkers is still gonna upload
bro i kinda hate when youtubers do this its kinda annoying and they mostly do it for profit
Humongous Schlock
that clip of jambo at the end is adorable
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
@@p-__ erm nuh uh
@@p-__ what are you a twitter porn bot?
As a Texan. Understandable hope you enjoyed your stay.
Yeah, our weather’s pretty weird ngl, especially during winter.
@ThePaulper Yeah, you come expecting heat, but you get golfball hail, freezes, tornadoes, droughts, etc
@@hudsonparker791 Yes, part of Texas is tornado alley. Texas is hot, so yeah, there’s droughts. It’s not normal in the slightest, but I’m not too bothered by it
@ThePaulper I'm not saying it's bad. I live in Tornado Alley. I love Texas and I agree, you get used to it.
0:40 lived there for 11 years, about sums up how I felt leaving 👍
“Shlon F Schlennedy” is moving guys!!!!
Schlon F Schlennedy is crazy 😂😂😂😂
Whats funny is that i was literally in new york a few days ago, I've been feeling uneasy while i was there, now i realise i was sharing the same state with jschlutt, at least im in LA now.
First 10 seconds scared the sh*t outta me, I still haven't recovered from matpat
literally, too many legends have left already. when i saw the title, i was like "not him too"
I was gonna say that those "X" people will be cheering lmao.
Same here, when I got the notification I literally had a panic attack. I can't live if my man "JShit" leaves.
Matpat+the interview with Anthony Padilla made my heart absolutely sink when I saw this D:
MatPat is a douche
As a Texan, you'll always have my respect for ever choosing to move here in the first place, Texas will miss you, 'Schlan Antonio'
man just rewatched technoblades goodbye video and was still crying when i saw this pop up
RIP to one of the Goats
@@Bo1_L96A1I would say techno was one of the pigs.
@@FruityisFruityBAHAH, aww man, that's true. Great pig. Pog. One of the pogs.
Technoblade never dies.
Let him sleep, buddy
As a born and raised Texan, props to you for moving out of this place. In fact, I'm leaving tomorrow and going up north to avoid these satanic summers!
FR
You headed to the Midwest?
@@ScrappyJackz lmao yeah 😂
Good on you! I’m not born but I am raised Texas :( it’s been like 16-17 years and I want to leave
@@probablyasleep5026why?
I saw the title, and I knew this was a video about moving. It's obvious that "Jschlatt" isn't going to quit RUclips for a while. (We all know how much he loves money.)
He's such a greedy "schlutt" ain't he😊
@@SlingerofSteel 💀
I saw the title, and my first thought was simply "No" good thing I was right I would've been quite upset if Jschlatt left RUclips.
I can agree, as a native texan, i cry every day due to constant terrible weather.
It gets better the farther South and East you go. At least thats what my family that lives in the Rockport area tells me. Although who am I to talk about bad weather I live in Buffalo New York, the city with the most abhorrent year round weather in the country.
@@Orto4956i’m in east texas. it’s not any better. it could be showering with the sun out, or it’s 90 in october, or 60 at night in june. the humidity makes it all 10x worse too.
@@cwj2733 Well showering while the sun is out happens everywhere in the world, its not a Texas thing. And yeah its humid but thats what is expected of Texas. If someone moves to Texas their general assumption is that its hot and humid all the time, thats what makes the massive winter storms and hail and all that a big problem since their isn’t even the infrastructure necessary to deal with it.
@@Orto4956 my boy i was just speaking of my experience.
I thought he said "I say goodbye.... to taxes" 💀💀
Tbf he would do something like evade taxes. Probably already has
“shlakage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.” never paid his taxes, ever since what happened in 99
Like he ever said “hello” to them
Tax fraud, anyone?
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spiderman does
Look he is under arrest, oh jesus christ it's the IRS
Look out, Tax evasion spiderman
bro wants to pay taxes did not expect this from "slurt"
the difference in taxes really isn't that much. For example everyone thinks Illinois has high property tax when its only .20% more than Texas average.
NY has an income tax rate between 4% and 10%. Texas has no income tax. That's a massive difference. @@That-guy-there1
"at least 6 more months left in me" I guess the deadline is getting close
I love Jambo’s lil window seat, it’s so cute!
2:51 not the ghostly apparitions of the twins bruh 😭
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back for more
ahh good times
Glad I wasn’t the only one
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as a texan, it sucks! schlagg lived within like an hour of me and i'd see places in his videos that i've gone to my whole life and was like ?????? but it was nice seeing little snippets of that in videos. godspeed shlarp
as another texan what do you hate about texas? what about texas sucks so much? weather ill give you. but pretty much all problems people have with texas is just literally the same in every state.
@Okenshel He didn't say Texas sucks, he said it sucks that schlatt is moving. Is the big strong Texas man a little sensitive???
At least you can sleep knowing your safe now
@nitsuak1201 everything is bigger in Texas, including mouthes and egos
@@Okensheltexas burned books.
As someone who lives in Texas, you made the right decision.
i NEVER IN MY LIFE expected to hear the words “twink death” come from schlatt’s mouth
Guess you don't watch Anthony Padilla
As a born and raised Texan I was laughing through this video XD! One of the first videos I’ve seen since a storm knocked out our power for 4 days so I think that was pretty appropriate lol
I should also mention that I too will be moving to New York soon so see ya there I guess
texas
"Turd" almost scared me with that title before I remember that this is "Schleptember 11th" and knew this was going to be a juke video.
Dyslexia be like (im dylselxic)
Dyschlepsia be like (I'm dyschlepsic)
Dyschlattsia be like (I’m Dyschlattsic)
I cant reald any of the repiles
I lived in Texas for the first 5 years of my life, and for some reason this video gave me more memories of that state than 40 minutes of home videos.
As a native born Texan, while sad to see you go, it is completly understandable, as I hate the heat, and Texs's weather is so unpredictable that over the last 2 weeks, we have ad days where the forecast was thunderstorms, and it was sunny, and 84 degrees all day, and others where the forecast was clear and sunny, and we get tornado warnings. That is just Texas
earlier last week a tornado hit my area lmao. the day's weather in texas is always a roll of the dice, the only consistency is the heat
Bro we had 80 mph winds this last week at my place 😂
At least it's not Oklahoma. I don't live there, thankfully, but oh my god it seems like a pure hellhole.
Same over here up north. We’ve had tornados every week since February. It also keeps changing from completely thunderstorms to bright sunny days
Nice to know Jambo’s still Jambo. I hope your move goes well.
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
This being posted on the first day of June was perfect
happy pride month :)
@@pool_deck5241 unhappy pride month 🤮
@@zargus2312 👎
@yeeterparker3271 👎
As a texan i can confirm we dont wanna be here, and yes we die trying to throw away the trash in cold and heat
I’m getting ptsd with how many of these goodbye videos I’ve seen in the past month
Dream stan
dream fan 💀
ChadCat remembers.
seeing jambo be so confused by the hail was the greatest thing, cat & owner mirrored each other
Plus it’s an orange cat so extra crazy 🤣
My farts are better than jschlatt’s farts 💨
"Texas is a hellhole, and I have no idea why anyone lives there, God bless you." We can't afford to leave :( congrats on the escape
He did also choose to move to Austin. Maybe not quite representative.
Hang in there comrade, you'll make it through this and beyond❤
i hate how i read this comment as he was saying it. Creepy
I moved here from Louisiana I'm greatful.
facts, my best friend was like "Dude if I dont move out of texas im going to off myself i hate it here" then finally saved up moved to Idaho. happiest ive ever seen him
I can't decide wether 'shalb' wanted us to think this was either a suicide tape, or him quitting youtube
As a texan, im glad to hear that you're leaving
I should probably specify that it's because i think you should be comfortable and happy with your living conditions
As a Texan, I agree
As a Texan, he should’ve chosen anywhere but Austin smh
@@easywhaler2387 So everywhere but Austin has trees and infrastructure to handle extreme weather conditions?