Only One Parent Cares When You Move Out | Daniel Sloss | Sydney Comedy Festival

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 4 года назад +1917

    I'll never not laugh at, "then she 'had' my brother, and says she'll never forget the day she was 'diagnosed' with the other one"

  • @lindsayhowlett6737
    @lindsayhowlett6737 5 лет назад +3618

    "Of course I drink alcohol otherwise I wouldn't have a personality."
    No, otherwise you wouldn't be Scottish!! xD

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 5 лет назад +9

      Same thing, no?

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 5 лет назад +5

      I wanna like this but I also don't wanna mess up the 666

    • @amberlance3221
      @amberlance3221 4 года назад +2

      Aye

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 4 года назад +1

      voss da boss lol my Scottish ex doesn’t drink at all

    • @salientsolution5436
      @salientsolution5436 4 года назад +5

      @@prettyinpinky5937 I used to not drink. Then I started college and my relationship with caffeine and alcohol really took off.

  • @csebesta84
    @csebesta84 5 лет назад +709

    This is true. My mom was in tears and my dad started moving stuff in my room as soon as it was empty.

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 года назад

      My mom stores the Christmas tree and ironing board in my old room.

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 4 года назад +1

      People should sell the house/apartment once the kids are gone. Waste of money and space to stay in place too big for you.

    • @Milfuelle100
      @Milfuelle100 4 года назад +2

      My mom cried for about 3 years after I moved out but 9 years later, my bedroom is her walk-in closet/storage area.

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 года назад +1

      @@LonelyCinderella123 sentiment and convenience mean anything to you?

    • @hakulives2613
      @hakulives2613 8 месяцев назад

      Why is it always the moms who get emotional???

  • @daliluher9435
    @daliluher9435 5 лет назад +1241

    Not gonna lie. This man is a SNACK

  • @KT-su3qk
    @KT-su3qk 6 лет назад +4601

    "I'm an atheist, because my parents are educated" love this

    • @iamanevutable981
      @iamanevutable981 5 лет назад +42

      That seems illogical though...

    • @abhikchattopadhyay9080
      @abhikchattopadhyay9080 5 лет назад +33

      @@iamanevutable981 woooosh

    • @mitchell8003
      @mitchell8003 5 лет назад +14

      @@iamanevutable981 why?

    • @mitchell8003
      @mitchell8003 5 лет назад +128

      @Ryan Z Wow!!! So much stupidity in the same comment!!! I'm not even going to bother argue with you! (I really hope you're trolling or attempting to make a joke! (the last sentence makes me think that))

    • @saigaddam33290
      @saigaddam33290 5 лет назад +84

      @Ryan Z I mean if you are genuinely interested in the actual science (not taking sides just like science) the reason your first point is wrong is because DNA didn't just appear, there are many articles about the evolution of DNA from RNA so that information just didn't appear. Also I assume your second point is a typo because 20 year olds exist.

  • @wewemcrhyne
    @wewemcrhyne 5 лет назад +629

    My father had a dog he named That’ll do. It was his way of saying “get down and stop jumping on me”. The dog thought it was her name, and so it became her name

    • @bellababygirl1356
      @bellababygirl1356 4 года назад +8

      That's hysterical 🤣

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 4 года назад +1

      @@bellababygirl1356 yes

    • @Xalfaria
      @Xalfaria 3 года назад +1

      Sounds like «Daddle doo», so it’s kinda cute

  • @emilyrussell1536
    @emilyrussell1536 5 лет назад +306

    “He’s watching Shrek” nearly made me wake up my husband from laughing at 6am 😂😂😂😂

  • @overflow2432
    @overflow2432 5 лет назад +129

    Hahahaha “but we all know how much you hate evidence” killin me I love it

  • @CamJames
    @CamJames 6 лет назад +1450

    Consider paying comics and seeing a live show if you don't wanna see recycled jokes online. Y'all complain about free content so much lol

    • @schadenfreudebabe
      @schadenfreudebabe 5 лет назад +21

      Exactly- emphasis on the word - 'free content' please!

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 5 лет назад +12

      Hold on, lemme get this straight. So you're saying, if I had been one of the people sitting down in the video, I'd hear different jokes than what I've just watched above?

    • @aleahevans9706
      @aleahevans9706 5 лет назад +34

      @@yueshijoorya601 they're saying that he can't upload his new content (or let it be uploaded) every time, he and other comedians do need to get paid - this is probably just to give people a taste and make them consider going to a live show, which will obviously have more jokes and new content. If he uploaded every bit of new material he'd be broke, easy as that.

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 5 лет назад +2

      @@aleahevans9706 So now I ask you this. Would you rather pay for a 1-hour show with fresh goods, or a 2-hour show with repeated lines speckled in there?
      Remember, you are paying for this. Your money. And I'd say you don't wanna be broke either.

    • @mikeshardly
      @mikeshardly 5 лет назад +22

      yueshijoorya I’d pay for the 2 hour show. I’ve rewatched this one clip like 4 times in a row. Good jokes can be repeated and still be good jokes

  • @wheezy4239
    @wheezy4239 3 года назад +18

    I don’t care how often he uses his sibling joke and aunt joke that are gold

  • @Sewer.dwelling.rat.
    @Sewer.dwelling.rat. 4 года назад +45

    Him: “That’ll do” in Shrek voice
    Me: unnecessarily impressed by the subtlety of it and laughing an unhealthy amount

  • @GK-ym1nq
    @GK-ym1nq 5 лет назад +451

    It took them a while to get the blue ray joke

    • @IanChau
      @IanChau 5 лет назад +10

      I don't get it

    • @tuvoksg1
      @tuvoksg1 5 лет назад +76

      @@IanChau Steve Irwin was killed by a sting ray

    • @Rubarb84
      @Rubarb84 4 года назад +4

      tuvoksg1 🤭😂👌🏾

    • @flowerboogerface
      @flowerboogerface 4 года назад

      That's because it wasn't funny. Maybe after we liked him more, it may have hit better.

    • @ashlynteague115
      @ashlynteague115 4 года назад +10

      @@flowerboogerface
      You're just sour because you didn't get it.

  • @coreysimpson9932
    @coreysimpson9932 8 лет назад +258

    Ah Daniel Sloss is very good at what he does, I very much enjoy his comedy.

    • @skyslone7277
      @skyslone7277 6 лет назад +1

      Corey Simpson agreed

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 3 года назад +1

      I’ve gotta say, I’ve always found, “Thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience etc.” to be a bit forced and awkward. This was the best end to a comedy set I’ve seen.

  • @yltraviole
    @yltraviole 4 года назад +51

    My dad still asks if I'm moving back, my mom converted my room into a combination office/laundry room

  • @dannyweggy7719
    @dannyweggy7719 3 года назад +5

    I have never seen a better ending. Just "that'll do" and walk off. Brilliant

  • @aamirgilani5295
    @aamirgilani5295 8 лет назад +159

    I loved the "k? k!" It reminded me of Bill Hicks :)

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 5 лет назад +421

    Daniel Sloss tells jokes the audience has to connect the punchline together in their own brains, which I respect but is a risky little game because it will make most audience members feel clever (worked on me, anyway...) but some will feel REALLY stupid.

    • @tadmore254
      @tadmore254 4 года назад +6

      Glenn Davey I want to respond to your opinion but I am comfortably numb at the moment...

    • @chillaxTF
      @chillaxTF 4 года назад

      @@tadmore254 ?

    • @MrNikolidas
      @MrNikolidas 4 года назад +3

      @@chillaxTF Either it's a Pink Floyd reference, or it's obviously a weed joke.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад

      Some just feel….
      Hungry.

  • @HedeccaTamer
    @HedeccaTamer 7 лет назад +412

    "That'll do"

  • @deloreanfan81
    @deloreanfan81 5 лет назад +62

    "....tends to frowned upon,really" lol

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody 4 года назад +12

    When I moved out of my grandparents house, my grandpa said my grandma was really upset so I said "oh I miss her too" he said "no she misses your dog." That was a great moment.

  • @NikPub
    @NikPub 5 лет назад +51

    All the times I called my mother by her first name, just to piss her off, came back to haunt me when I had a teenager of my own. On the plus side, I've since acquired eyes at the back of my head.

  • @michaelthomas3278
    @michaelthomas3278 7 лет назад +40

    Trying stand up comedy myself, i can tell you confidently, STAND UP IS THE HARDEST THING YOU CAN DO! He repeats his joke, to try them out, and practice it. There isn't exactly a lot you can do to practice a set. Imagine for a moment that you and your band have an idea right? Man these lyrics look amazing and we have a solid idea for the rythem. Now just go out and play in front of a bunch of strangers and hope they cheer. That's stand up.

  • @djpulytea
    @djpulytea 6 лет назад +440

    you can hear the same funny jokes just like you can re-read a good book. Stop complaining and go see him live for new jokes.

  • @jimmybiemans8264
    @jimmybiemans8264 4 года назад +7

    He is in such a bad mood here, and I'm living for it. 😂

  • @ASH7388
    @ASH7388 8 лет назад +430

    Auntie Abortion XDD

    • @alpacajones
      @alpacajones 6 лет назад +14

      Problem is, Aussies pronounce auntie, "arn-tee" so it went way over my head.. :|

    • @Chizypuff
      @Chizypuff 5 лет назад +3

      @@alpacajones and Americans say "ant" but I say it "ont" so it took me a minute as well >.

    • @Bellachris75
      @Bellachris75 5 лет назад +5

      I just got the joke by reading your comment.

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom 8 лет назад +918

    Everyone is complaining about him repeating jokes. You try being a comedian and getting to his level without repeating jokes.
    Plus this guy is really young, give him a break. He obviously was a little off form that night

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 7 лет назад +4

      TommyTom Ok, but think about what he has now that other comedians don't. RUclips. Do you like seeing the same ad forever? He's been saying the same jokes since he started. I get that it might be hard, but actually observe some of the situations life throws at you. Like, one comedian called Michael McKintyre, (I think that's how you spell it) talked about how Americans use more defined words than English people do. Like English has pavement, and we have sidewalk. Haha he was right when he said we need to know what side of the street to be on. Another comedian can capitalize on that, saying why do we even have names for the street?? It's painted dirt that people made paths on. What would we do without roads? Same thing kids do now. Walk. "But oh no!! I have to get Wi-Fi and get my daily latte!! 😹 There is loads of stuff that happens in life. Daniel is funny, but he seems to only come up with new material when he goes on Conan. Think about it, if this weren't really known, everyone wouldn't be bringing it up. There's another new comedian Sebastian Maniscalco. He's also hilarious and some angles, looks like Ben Stiller. But he doesn't over repeat jokes. You mention one ongoing joke, then bust out new material. Since RUclips's been around, comedians are now coming up with new material every time. Including Jeff Dunham. If he really wants to get somewhere, he needs to learn new material. No comedian has repeated this many jokes Every time they go somewhere.

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 7 лет назад

      Kk Magoo Lol, you just proved why he shouldn't as well. All those countries have access to RUclips as well. How do you think Saudi Arabia knows about Gabriel Iglesias?? RUclips! 😹

    • @aminamukhtar6758
      @aminamukhtar6758 7 лет назад +1

      i watch many stand-up comedians, and none of them have repeated jokes as much as him. part of doing stand-up is coming up with new content and being refreshing. if he keeps on going in like this, he is likely to lose popularity.

    • @Siriuslyyy
      @Siriuslyyy 7 лет назад +5

      Dude he made these jokes in 2012! Come on...

    • @joshua5micka
      @joshua5micka 7 лет назад +5

      2018, he's still doing shows. Your comment is irrelevant.

  • @Linawouldrathernot
    @Linawouldrathernot 7 лет назад +87

    Here's the sod who gave that insightful TED speech. This video also happened. Someone has range.

  • @healingwithdiane
    @healingwithdiane 4 года назад +3

    I love that ending "that'll do", it was perfect.

  • @AmeenAhmed1105
    @AmeenAhmed1105 5 лет назад +44

    Most awkward stage exit ever! LOL
    "...Tha'll do."

  • @tramparella
    @tramparella 4 года назад +4

    Hands down my FAVORITE GUY! So funny and so adorable!

  • @Regrettable-Username
    @Regrettable-Username 4 года назад +7

    Jesus, he won't stop throwing these punches!

  • @corpse74
    @corpse74 4 года назад +5

    this man is a comedic genius and his delivery damn near perfect

  • @kamyk2000
    @kamyk2000 3 года назад +11

    I like how he is still able to work in some of his being a young comedian jokes. And omg that bit around the middle about gay rights and being an atheist. I spit my water. Twice.

  • @hoangnguyen-zv3ex
    @hoangnguyen-zv3ex 5 лет назад +34

    i wish i can jokes and project my dark thoughts out like this man 😂

  • @johnredberg
    @johnredberg 7 лет назад +42

    2:30 Great move to full on confront the crowd with how slow they are!

  • @xOnlymeMonax
    @xOnlymeMonax 4 года назад +4

    this video, ladies and gentleman, was recommended to me a few weeks ago and since then not only my view of life has changed but also the loneliness that comes when you adapt to this humor and people get *offended*

  • @darklight4190
    @darklight4190 6 лет назад +40

    I love his dark humor 😭🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @stonytrees8573
    @stonytrees8573 3 года назад +1

    “That’ll do” lol wow such a great way to end it

  • @koenigkorczak
    @koenigkorczak 4 года назад +4

    This went from good to GREAT in a matter of seconds 😂

  • @shaney169
    @shaney169 7 лет назад +160

    Wtf was that ending lol..."that'll do" and walks off

    • @jessluvsu7912
      @jessluvsu7912 5 лет назад +29

      Shanelle Goodman yes that ending was amazing. love daniel

    • @trashleigh87
      @trashleigh87 4 года назад +2

      That's confidence.

  • @asias950
    @asias950 4 года назад +25

    I moved out 2 weeks ago, and that exactly how it looked like. My mom crying, not dealing well with the situation and my dad being all cool and breezy "Soo... see you when I see you" and waved goodbye xD

  • @simongutierrez891
    @simongutierrez891 Год назад +2

    Even after a few years. Still funny as hell.

  • @PerfRoy
    @PerfRoy 3 года назад +2

    Greatest outro in history

  • @somebody-br2hm
    @somebody-br2hm 3 года назад +1

    You gotta admit Pringles are such a joy when you're high 😅

  • @jamssnana4084
    @jamssnana4084 4 года назад +3

    I love this guy!!! 😂😂😂

  • @tti3360
    @tti3360 5 лет назад +2

    "That'll do ? " no . More of you .😂 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 I can't really remember when I saw someone so refreshing and GOD damn original ... mucho good-o 😂

  • @tatemcilwain1775
    @tatemcilwain1775 4 года назад +1

    i love how he just ended by saying "that'll do"

  • @sevs.2342
    @sevs.2342 5 лет назад +28

    Def getting some Bo Burnham vibes. In a good way.

  • @ilmj9
    @ilmj9 4 года назад +4

    Haha my dad is the other parent. I was sort of in a bad place once, came home for a visit as I usually did, talking about my circumstances-my dad tried to sound as loving as possible saying this-: "you know how much I love and support you, you can always come back, but it won't be as nice as it is between you and me when you come for a visit and you know that. It will be miserable."
    Never in my 20 years of age was I more motivated to get my shit together.

  • @TheWidowStewart
    @TheWidowStewart 5 лет назад +8

    3:07 and the next 7 seconds = dude, perfect.

  • @Kllyec
    @Kllyec 4 года назад +3

    I don’t even know who this is but it’s just appeared in my recommended and I love it lmao

  • @petitedanni
    @petitedanni 4 года назад +1

    He's brutal! I love it 😂

  • @nami3359
    @nami3359 5 лет назад +2

    I think I'm in love xD awesome performance

  • @gittebjerrebraae8382
    @gittebjerrebraae8382 4 года назад +2

    'That'll do' 😂😂😂

  • @DanasAnis
    @DanasAnis 4 года назад +1

    This guy is really good at crafting smart jokes! 😂

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 2 года назад

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @JohannesLabusch
    @JohannesLabusch 4 года назад +2

    Wow. Loved that sign-off.

  • @ppaulinka
    @ppaulinka 4 года назад +1

    Oh that was a good one. Thanks mate

  • @christinakav5029
    @christinakav5029 4 года назад +1

    I loved it!! Very clever!!

  • @pitbull8199
    @pitbull8199 4 года назад +1

    Flawless victory sloss

  • @LosBlancos01
    @LosBlancos01 4 года назад +1

    I like how he gets rid of my depression for just a few minutes..

  • @rogerhall6450
    @rogerhall6450 4 года назад

    I liked the mix of jokes.....'let me introduce myself and family'.
    So many jokes to reference from.
    Liked the followup enders too!
    "Do we have any Pringles?"
    (Yea, overdosing on Pot has its "draw-backs".)
    Funny wrap-up too!..."That'll do."

  • @thomasdefeo8137
    @thomasdefeo8137 3 года назад +1

    I love him, he is brilliant. He uses language just as well as George Carlin .

  • @scoob1670
    @scoob1670 4 года назад +1

    I LOVE THIS MAN!!!

  • @sb-lv3qk
    @sb-lv3qk 4 года назад +2

    he sounds like he’s always holding in a sneeze LOL

  • @claudiacorr9306
    @claudiacorr9306 4 года назад +3

    I desperately wanna see him live

  • @jessicajones657
    @jessicajones657 5 лет назад +6

    Should've pointed off stage and said, "Oh there they are!" and walked off with a quick 'thank you' just before going off stage.

  • @85Aheadstix
    @85Aheadstix 8 лет назад +12

    Danny has improved muchly!

  • @kevinwg02
    @kevinwg02 5 лет назад +1

    Damn!!! He's fucking brutal I love it!!

  • @Katy_nhz
    @Katy_nhz 5 лет назад +3

    The ending😂😂🙌🏼

  • @bellababygirl1356
    @bellababygirl1356 4 года назад +1

    Love this guy!

  • @shroomhead1213
    @shroomhead1213 4 года назад +65

    I'd rather be a stoner than an alcoholic, I'm just sayin'😊

    • @samanthahenderson3723
      @samanthahenderson3723 4 года назад +1

      This comment needs WAY more likes

    • @Elketjeable
      @Elketjeable 4 года назад

      Louder for the ones in the back that still believe alcohol is not a hard drug!!

  • @lumpygoo
    @lumpygoo 4 года назад +1

    This guy is great

  • @neelc317
    @neelc317 4 года назад +1

    i love him

  • @nietsnik
    @nietsnik 4 года назад +1

    The way he ended... what a legend

  • @jsmarty1
    @jsmarty1 4 года назад +1

    That Steve Irwin joke is the funniest thing I’ve heard since Saturday, and before that, all year

  • @carrolmw6682
    @carrolmw6682 5 лет назад +26

    This audience was quite slow lol

  • @aliska26
    @aliska26 7 лет назад +5

    I am really curious to see how he performs a whole show. He is coming to Vienna for the 3rd time and I finally have time to go. I hope he has a bit more material than the 10 jokes that one can see on youtube

  • @randomlibra
    @randomlibra 4 года назад +4

    When you go to a concert, do you complain because your favorite artist sings the same songs? Suck more people. This guy is awesome.

  • @lunamichelena204
    @lunamichelena204 5 лет назад +2

    Love this guy!😂

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 6 лет назад +2

    I live for Daniel Sloss.

  • @michaelmclean3767
    @michaelmclean3767 4 года назад +1

    fave way ive seen a set end, "that'll do..."

  • @SilverFlame819
    @SilverFlame819 4 года назад +2

    OMG LOL. Fucking love him.

  • @slimblu1
    @slimblu1 5 лет назад +3

    Daniel Sloss makes me laugh with snot! Top bloke.x

  • @mariew8561
    @mariew8561 4 года назад +1

    I’m watching this high eating Pringle’s Lmao that was meta

  • @lindsay4254
    @lindsay4254 4 года назад +1

    I respect this man

  • @loveyourself9893
    @loveyourself9893 4 года назад +1

    3:24 i wheezed so hard

  • @marjoleindendulk9296
    @marjoleindendulk9296 5 лет назад +1

    Absolutely the best!!!

  • @gigglemagic4268
    @gigglemagic4268 4 года назад +2

    Do we have any Pringle’s 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eddieford9373
    @eddieford9373 5 месяцев назад +1

    Took me a bit too long to get that Steve Irwin joke at the start.

  • @kills26
    @kills26 4 года назад +2

    As the forth and last child lol, I relate so much. I also get, when you were born I looked at you I burst out crying because I wanted a girl, oh.. no it's not your fault. It's just that I was used to girls with your sisters and I "eventually" got used to you. Thanks Mum :(

  • @chillerdark
    @chillerdark 4 года назад +1

    A great, BRILLIANT lad!

  • @Livingthedreaminparadise
    @Livingthedreaminparadise 4 года назад

    Love him

  • @juaaniim
    @juaaniim 4 года назад

    We was getting even more red as the performance continued 😂

  • @jhumphrey9485
    @jhumphrey9485 5 лет назад +2

    I would get along with Daniel so well! We're like the same person.

    • @quinly6471
      @quinly6471 5 лет назад

      Jordan Humphrey agreed

  • @4ngieangel598
    @4ngieangel598 4 года назад +2

    I'm so sad that there'll be no live shows this year at the fringe festival in Edinburgh 😢😰

  • @LukjanovArt
    @LukjanovArt 5 лет назад +1

    Hilarious I love it!

  • @nothingiseverperfect
    @nothingiseverperfect 4 года назад +2

    haha love how he ended it just like that

  • @cheem7878
    @cheem7878 4 года назад +3

    i can't believe i just now found out about this guy

  • @Annele555
    @Annele555 5 лет назад +1

    Goodness I love him