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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2016
  • Daniel Sloss performs at Cracker Night as part of Sydney Comedy Festival 2016.
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    Cracker Night is the opening night gala of the Festival. Featuring a dazzling line up of the biggest and best Australian legends, international stars and next big things of comedy.
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  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 4 года назад +1817

    I'll never not laugh at, "then she 'had' my brother, and says she'll never forget the day she was 'diagnosed' with the other one"

  • @KT-su3qk
    @KT-su3qk 5 лет назад +4554

    "I'm an atheist, because my parents are educated" love this

    • @iamanevutable981
      @iamanevutable981 4 года назад +41

      That seems illogical though...

    • @abhikchattopadhyay9080
      @abhikchattopadhyay9080 4 года назад +31

      @@iamanevutable981 woooosh

    • @mitchell8003
      @mitchell8003 4 года назад +13

      @@iamanevutable981 why?

    • @mitchell8003
      @mitchell8003 4 года назад +128

      @Ryan Z Wow!!! So much stupidity in the same comment!!! I'm not even going to bother argue with you! (I really hope you're trolling or attempting to make a joke! (the last sentence makes me think that))

    • @saigaddam33290
      @saigaddam33290 4 года назад +84

      @Ryan Z I mean if you are genuinely interested in the actual science (not taking sides just like science) the reason your first point is wrong is because DNA didn't just appear, there are many articles about the evolution of DNA from RNA so that information just didn't appear. Also I assume your second point is a typo because 20 year olds exist.

  • @lindsayhowlett6737
    @lindsayhowlett6737 4 года назад +3565

    "Of course I drink alcohol otherwise I wouldn't have a personality."
    No, otherwise you wouldn't be Scottish!! xD

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 4 года назад +9

      Same thing, no?

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 4 года назад +5

      I wanna like this but I also don't wanna mess up the 666

    • @amberlance3221
      @amberlance3221 4 года назад +2

      Aye

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 4 года назад +1

      voss da boss lol my Scottish ex doesn’t drink at all

    • @salientsolution5436
      @salientsolution5436 4 года назад +5

      @@prettyinpinky5937 I used to not drink. Then I started college and my relationship with caffeine and alcohol really took off.

  • @csebesta84
    @csebesta84 4 года назад +662

    This is true. My mom was in tears and my dad started moving stuff in my room as soon as it was empty.

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 года назад

      My mom stores the Christmas tree and ironing board in my old room.

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 3 года назад +1

      People should sell the house/apartment once the kids are gone. Waste of money and space to stay in place too big for you.

    • @Milfuelle100
      @Milfuelle100 3 года назад +2

      My mom cried for about 3 years after I moved out but 9 years later, my bedroom is her walk-in closet/storage area.

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 года назад +1

      @@LonelyCinderella123 sentiment and convenience mean anything to you?

    • @hakulives2613
      @hakulives2613 29 дней назад

      Why is it always the moms who get emotional???

  • @daliluher9435
    @daliluher9435 4 года назад +1209

    Not gonna lie. This man is a SNACK

  • @emilyrussell1536
    @emilyrussell1536 4 года назад +296

    “He’s watching Shrek” nearly made me wake up my husband from laughing at 6am 😂😂😂😂

  • @wewemcrhyne
    @wewemcrhyne 4 года назад +603

    My father had a dog he named That’ll do. It was his way of saying “get down and stop jumping on me”. The dog thought it was her name, and so it became her name

  • @overflow2432
    @overflow2432 4 года назад +118

    Hahahaha “but we all know how much you hate evidence” killin me I love it

  • @Sewer.dwelling.rat.
    @Sewer.dwelling.rat. 3 года назад +37

    Him: “That’ll do” in Shrek voice
    Me: unnecessarily impressed by the subtlety of it and laughing an unhealthy amount

  • @GK-ym1nq
    @GK-ym1nq 4 года назад +432

    It took them a while to get the blue ray joke

    • @IanChau
      @IanChau 4 года назад +10

      I don't get it

    • @tuvoksg1
      @tuvoksg1 4 года назад +73

      @@IanChau Steve Irwin was killed by a sting ray

    • @Rubarb84
      @Rubarb84 4 года назад +4

      tuvoksg1 🤭😂👌🏾

    • @flowerboogerface
      @flowerboogerface 4 года назад

      That's because it wasn't funny. Maybe after we liked him more, it may have hit better.

    • @ashlynteague115
      @ashlynteague115 4 года назад +10

      @@flowerboogerface
      You're just sour because you didn't get it.

  • @wheezy4239
    @wheezy4239 3 года назад +9

    I don’t care how often he uses his sibling joke and aunt joke that are gold

  • @coreysimpson9932
    @coreysimpson9932 7 лет назад +255

    Ah Daniel Sloss is very good at what he does, I very much enjoy his comedy.

    • @skyslone7277
      @skyslone7277 5 лет назад +1

      Corey Simpson agreed

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 года назад +1

      I’ve gotta say, I’ve always found, “Thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience etc.” to be a bit forced and awkward. This was the best end to a comedy set I’ve seen.

  • @CamJames
    @CamJames 5 лет назад +1432

    Consider paying comics and seeing a live show if you don't wanna see recycled jokes online. Y'all complain about free content so much lol

    • @SS-yc5km
      @SS-yc5km 4 года назад +21

      Exactly- emphasis on the word - 'free content' please!

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 4 года назад +11

      Hold on, lemme get this straight. So you're saying, if I had been one of the people sitting down in the video, I'd hear different jokes than what I've just watched above?

    • @aleahevans9706
      @aleahevans9706 4 года назад +34

      @@yueshijoorya601 they're saying that he can't upload his new content (or let it be uploaded) every time, he and other comedians do need to get paid - this is probably just to give people a taste and make them consider going to a live show, which will obviously have more jokes and new content. If he uploaded every bit of new material he'd be broke, easy as that.

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 4 года назад +2

      @@aleahevans9706 So now I ask you this. Would you rather pay for a 1-hour show with fresh goods, or a 2-hour show with repeated lines speckled in there?
      Remember, you are paying for this. Your money. And I'd say you don't wanna be broke either.

    • @mikeshardly
      @mikeshardly 4 года назад +22

      yueshijoorya I’d pay for the 2 hour show. I’ve rewatched this one clip like 4 times in a row. Good jokes can be repeated and still be good jokes

  • @HedeccaTamer
    @HedeccaTamer 7 лет назад +408

    "That'll do"

  • @aamirgilani5295
    @aamirgilani5295 7 лет назад +157

    I loved the "k? k!" It reminded me of Bill Hicks :)

  • @deloreanfan81
    @deloreanfan81 4 года назад +59

    "....tends to frowned upon,really" lol

  • @yltraviole
    @yltraviole 4 года назад +43

    My dad still asks if I'm moving back, my mom converted my room into a combination office/laundry room

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 4 года назад +414

    Daniel Sloss tells jokes the audience has to connect the punchline together in their own brains, which I respect but is a risky little game because it will make most audience members feel clever (worked on me, anyway...) but some will feel REALLY stupid.

    • @tadmore254
      @tadmore254 4 года назад +5

      Glenn Davey I want to respond to your opinion but I am comfortably numb at the moment...

    • @chillaxTF
      @chillaxTF 4 года назад

      @@tadmore254 ?

    • @MrNikolidas
      @MrNikolidas 3 года назад +3

      @@chillaxTF Either it's a Pink Floyd reference, or it's obviously a weed joke.

  • @dannyweggy7719
    @dannyweggy7719 3 года назад +2

    I have never seen a better ending. Just "that'll do" and walk off. Brilliant

  • @DianeHampson
    @DianeHampson 3 года назад +3

    I love that ending "that'll do", it was perfect.

  • @AmeenAhmed1105
    @AmeenAhmed1105 4 года назад +44

    Most awkward stage exit ever! LOL
    "...Tha'll do."

  • @Regrettable-Username
    @Regrettable-Username 4 года назад +7

    Jesus, he won't stop throwing these punches!

  • @jimmybiemans8264
    @jimmybiemans8264 3 года назад +5

    He is in such a bad mood here, and I'm living for it. 😂

  • @NikPub
    @NikPub 4 года назад +50

    All the times I called my mother by her first name, just to piss her off, came back to haunt me when I had a teenager of my own. On the plus side, I've since acquired eyes at the back of my head.

  • @tramparella
    @tramparella 4 года назад +4

    Hands down my FAVORITE GUY! So funny and so adorable!

  • @Linawouldrathernot
    @Linawouldrathernot 6 лет назад +86

    Here's the sod who gave that insightful TED speech. This video also happened. Someone has range.

  • @ASH7388
    @ASH7388 7 лет назад +427

    Auntie Abortion XDD

    • @alpacajones
      @alpacajones 6 лет назад +14

      Problem is, Aussies pronounce auntie, "arn-tee" so it went way over my head.. :|

    • @Chizypuff
      @Chizypuff 4 года назад +3

      @@alpacajones and Americans say "ant" but I say it "ont" so it took me a minute as well >.

    • @Isa11Super
      @Isa11Super 4 года назад +5

      I just got the joke by reading your comment.

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody 4 года назад +9

    When I moved out of my grandparents house, my grandpa said my grandma was really upset so I said "oh I miss her too" he said "no she misses your dog." That was a great moment.

  • @michaelthomas3278
    @michaelthomas3278 6 лет назад +37

    Trying stand up comedy myself, i can tell you confidently, STAND UP IS THE HARDEST THING YOU CAN DO! He repeats his joke, to try them out, and practice it. There isn't exactly a lot you can do to practice a set. Imagine for a moment that you and your band have an idea right? Man these lyrics look amazing and we have a solid idea for the rythem. Now just go out and play in front of a bunch of strangers and hope they cheer. That's stand up.

  • @corpse74
    @corpse74 4 года назад +5

    this man is a comedic genius and his delivery damn near perfect

  • @hoangnguyen-zv3ex
    @hoangnguyen-zv3ex 4 года назад +34

    i wish i can jokes and project my dark thoughts out like this man 😂

  • @johnredberg
    @johnredberg 6 лет назад +42

    2:30 Great move to full on confront the crowd with how slow they are!

  • @darklight4190
    @darklight4190 5 лет назад +40

    I love his dark humor 😭🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @stonytrees8573
    @stonytrees8573 2 года назад +1

    “That’ll do” lol wow such a great way to end it

  • @djpulytea
    @djpulytea 6 лет назад +433

    you can hear the same funny jokes just like you can re-read a good book. Stop complaining and go see him live for new jokes.

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom 7 лет назад +916

    Everyone is complaining about him repeating jokes. You try being a comedian and getting to his level without repeating jokes.
    Plus this guy is really young, give him a break. He obviously was a little off form that night

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 7 лет назад +4

      TommyTom Ok, but think about what he has now that other comedians don't. RUclips. Do you like seeing the same ad forever? He's been saying the same jokes since he started. I get that it might be hard, but actually observe some of the situations life throws at you. Like, one comedian called Michael McKintyre, (I think that's how you spell it) talked about how Americans use more defined words than English people do. Like English has pavement, and we have sidewalk. Haha he was right when he said we need to know what side of the street to be on. Another comedian can capitalize on that, saying why do we even have names for the street?? It's painted dirt that people made paths on. What would we do without roads? Same thing kids do now. Walk. "But oh no!! I have to get Wi-Fi and get my daily latte!! 😹 There is loads of stuff that happens in life. Daniel is funny, but he seems to only come up with new material when he goes on Conan. Think about it, if this weren't really known, everyone wouldn't be bringing it up. There's another new comedian Sebastian Maniscalco. He's also hilarious and some angles, looks like Ben Stiller. But he doesn't over repeat jokes. You mention one ongoing joke, then bust out new material. Since RUclips's been around, comedians are now coming up with new material every time. Including Jeff Dunham. If he really wants to get somewhere, he needs to learn new material. No comedian has repeated this many jokes Every time they go somewhere.

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 7 лет назад

      Kk Magoo Lol, you just proved why he shouldn't as well. All those countries have access to RUclips as well. How do you think Saudi Arabia knows about Gabriel Iglesias?? RUclips! 😹

    • @aminamukhtar6758
      @aminamukhtar6758 6 лет назад +1

      i watch many stand-up comedians, and none of them have repeated jokes as much as him. part of doing stand-up is coming up with new content and being refreshing. if he keeps on going in like this, he is likely to lose popularity.

    • @Siriuslyyy
      @Siriuslyyy 6 лет назад +5

      Dude he made these jokes in 2012! Come on...

    • @joshua5micka
      @joshua5micka 6 лет назад +5

      2018, he's still doing shows. Your comment is irrelevant.

  • @koenigkorczak
    @koenigkorczak 4 года назад +4

    This went from good to GREAT in a matter of seconds 😂

  • @xOnlymeMonax
    @xOnlymeMonax 4 года назад +4

    this video, ladies and gentleman, was recommended to me a few weeks ago and since then not only my view of life has changed but also the loneliness that comes when you adapt to this humor and people get *offended*

  • @kamyk2000
    @kamyk2000 3 года назад +9

    I like how he is still able to work in some of his being a young comedian jokes. And omg that bit around the middle about gay rights and being an atheist. I spit my water. Twice.

  • @simongutierrez891
    @simongutierrez891 Год назад +1

    Even after a few years. Still funny as hell.

  • @jamssnana4084
    @jamssnana4084 4 года назад +3

    I love this guy!!! 😂😂😂

  • @shaney169
    @shaney169 6 лет назад +160

    Wtf was that ending lol..."that'll do" and walks off

    • @jessluvsu7912
      @jessluvsu7912 4 года назад +29

      Shanelle Goodman yes that ending was amazing. love daniel

    • @trashleigh87
      @trashleigh87 3 года назад +2

      That's confidence.

  • @tti3360
    @tti3360 4 года назад +2

    "That'll do ? " no . More of you .😂 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 I can't really remember when I saw someone so refreshing and GOD damn original ... mucho good-o 😂

  • @gittebjerrebraae8382
    @gittebjerrebraae8382 3 года назад +2

    'That'll do' 😂😂😂

  • @PerfRoy
    @PerfRoy 3 года назад +1

    Greatest outro in history

  • @somebody-br2hm
    @somebody-br2hm 2 года назад +1

    You gotta admit Pringles are such a joy when you're high 😅

  • @petitedanni
    @petitedanni 3 года назад +1

    He's brutal! I love it 😂

  • @nami3359
    @nami3359 4 года назад +2

    I think I'm in love xD awesome performance

  • @kevinwaag9976
    @kevinwaag9976 4 года назад +1

    Damn!!! He's fucking brutal I love it!!

  • @pitbull8199
    @pitbull8199 3 года назад +1

    Flawless victory sloss

  • @scoob1670
    @scoob1670 4 года назад +1

    I LOVE THIS MAN!!!

  • @Katy_nhz
    @Katy_nhz 4 года назад +3

    The ending😂😂🙌🏼

  • @slimblu1
    @slimblu1 4 года назад +3

    Daniel Sloss makes me laugh with snot! Top bloke.x

  • @sevs.2342
    @sevs.2342 4 года назад +26

    Def getting some Bo Burnham vibes. In a good way.

  • @lunamichelena204
    @lunamichelena204 4 года назад +2

    Love this guy!😂

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 5 лет назад +2

    I live for Daniel Sloss.

  • @marjoleindendulk9296
    @marjoleindendulk9296 4 года назад +1

    Absolutely the best!!!

  • @thomasdefeo8137
    @thomasdefeo8137 2 года назад +1

    I love him, he is brilliant. He uses language just as well as George Carlin .

  • @bellababygirl1356
    @bellababygirl1356 4 года назад +1

    Love this guy!

  • @tatemcilwain1775
    @tatemcilwain1775 3 года назад +1

    i love how he just ended by saying "that'll do"

  • @SilverFlame819
    @SilverFlame819 4 года назад +2

    OMG LOL. Fucking love him.

  • @christinakav5029
    @christinakav5029 4 года назад +1

    I loved it!! Very clever!!

  • @TheWidowStewart
    @TheWidowStewart 4 года назад +7

    3:07 and the next 7 seconds = dude, perfect.

  • @DanasAnis
    @DanasAnis 3 года назад +1

    This guy is really good at crafting smart jokes! 😂

  • @ppaulinka
    @ppaulinka 4 года назад +1

    Oh that was a good one. Thanks mate

  • @Kllyec
    @Kllyec 4 года назад +3

    I don’t even know who this is but it’s just appeared in my recommended and I love it lmao

  • @Annele555
    @Annele555 4 года назад +1

    Goodness I love him

  • @emptiness2538
    @emptiness2538 6 лет назад +2

    HE'S AWESOME!!!

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 2 года назад

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @lindsay4254
    @lindsay4254 4 года назад +1

    I respect this man

  • @85Aheadstix
    @85Aheadstix 7 лет назад +11

    Danny has improved muchly!

  • @JohannesLabusch
    @JohannesLabusch 3 года назад +1

    Wow. Loved that sign-off.

  • @LosBlancos01
    @LosBlancos01 4 года назад +1

    I like how he gets rid of my depression for just a few minutes..

  • @neelc317
    @neelc317 4 года назад +1

    i love him

  • @LukjanovArt
    @LukjanovArt 4 года назад +1

    Hilarious I love it!

  • @claudiacorr9306
    @claudiacorr9306 4 года назад +3

    I desperately wanna see him live

  • @SuicideBunny6
    @SuicideBunny6 4 года назад +1

    Best ending ever haha

  • @GamerMike413
    @GamerMike413 4 года назад +1

    This guy is great

  • @chillerdark
    @chillerdark 4 года назад +1

    A great, BRILLIANT lad!

  • @heiligescheisse85
    @heiligescheisse85 6 лет назад +11

    Exactly the type of guy I’m looking for 😌

  • @killinglois3989
    @killinglois3989 6 лет назад +2

    legend 😂❤️

  • @nahuelma97
    @nahuelma97 4 года назад

    Love the ending

  • @asias950
    @asias950 4 года назад +25

    I moved out 2 weeks ago, and that exactly how it looked like. My mom crying, not dealing well with the situation and my dad being all cool and breezy "Soo... see you when I see you" and waved goodbye xD

  • @rogerhall6450
    @rogerhall6450 3 года назад

    I liked the mix of jokes.....'let me introduce myself and family'.
    So many jokes to reference from.
    Liked the followup enders too!
    "Do we have any Pringles?"
    (Yea, overdosing on Pot has its "draw-backs".)
    Funny wrap-up too!..."That'll do."

  • @amber-ps1qm
    @amber-ps1qm 5 лет назад +1

    AH MY GOD...I love him.....

  • @ilmj9
    @ilmj9 4 года назад +3

    Haha my dad is the other parent. I was sort of in a bad place once, came home for a visit as I usually did, talking about my circumstances-my dad tried to sound as loving as possible saying this-: "you know how much I love and support you, you can always come back, but it won't be as nice as it is between you and me when you come for a visit and you know that. It will be miserable."
    Never in my 20 years of age was I more motivated to get my shit together.

  • @thiscatrblx9641
    @thiscatrblx9641 3 года назад

    Love him

  • @treyonay
    @treyonay 4 года назад +1

    😂😂😂Yoo i love him

  • @siofrarafferty3821
    @siofrarafferty3821 4 года назад

    i fucking love this man

  • @jhumphrey9485
    @jhumphrey9485 4 года назад +2

    I would get along with Daniel so well! We're like the same person.

    • @quinly6471
      @quinly6471 4 года назад

      Jordan Humphrey agreed

  • @paulwalker3758
    @paulwalker3758 7 лет назад +14

    "That'll do!"

  • @michaelmclean3767
    @michaelmclean3767 3 года назад

    fave way ive seen a set end, "that'll do..."

  • @sb-lv3qk
    @sb-lv3qk 4 года назад +2

    he sounds like he’s always holding in a sneeze LOL

  • @saintnicole3209
    @saintnicole3209 5 лет назад +1

    GREAT crowd

  • @drshohinidas4051
    @drshohinidas4051 4 года назад +1

    Oh my God that's the best ending ever

  • @mariew8561
    @mariew8561 3 года назад +1

    I’m watching this high eating Pringle’s Lmao that was meta

  • @shroomhead1213
    @shroomhead1213 4 года назад +63

    I'd rather be a stoner than an alcoholic, I'm just sayin'😊

    • @samanthahenderson3723
      @samanthahenderson3723 4 года назад +1

      This comment needs WAY more likes

    • @Elketjeable
      @Elketjeable 4 года назад

      Louder for the ones in the back that still believe alcohol is not a hard drug!!

  • @lovehilaryanne
    @lovehilaryanne 4 года назад

    Lmfaooo that was hilarious

  • @loveyourself9893
    @loveyourself9893 4 года назад +1

    3:24 i wheezed so hard

  • @hiimbored7371
    @hiimbored7371 4 года назад +1

    That was fucking gold