Daniel Sloss’ Adorable Lesson On Animal Sexuality | CONAN on TBS

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  • Daniel just learned that spiders' sexual organs are in their arms. Which puts the "Spider-Man" movies in a different light.
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Комментарии • 471

  • @LiezlRuiz0
    @LiezlRuiz0 8 лет назад +3515

    I'm listening not to a joke but to a story. He's so engaging.

    • @negaitive-x3382
      @negaitive-x3382 4 года назад

      @Yuki ಠwಠ Le Panzito De Queijo lol yes varry weird

    • @Annie209511
      @Annie209511 4 года назад +3

      Billy Connolly was the first comedian to do stand up like this, and he was the same. It was just stories told hilariously rather than jokes!

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 8 лет назад +5228

    I love it when a comedian is genuinely funny and also can't control their own laughter from what they're sharing without sacrificing the hilarity of the joke/set

    • @TheClassicalRoots
      @TheClassicalRoots 5 лет назад +2

      Billie4Mozzarella Chris D’elia is so notorious for that.

    • @holyman22
      @holyman22 4 года назад +7

      Jimmy Fallon, take notes

    • @toastytank
      @toastytank 2 года назад +1

      Bert Kreischer is definitely you’re guy

    • @brandiehardman-wright4261
      @brandiehardman-wright4261 2 года назад +12

      It is so genuine. It doesn’t seem like he is laughing at his jokes. So much as he is amused by the original story that informed the joke. If that makes sense.

    • @mattygames5672
      @mattygames5672 2 года назад +3

      Welcome to Scotland 😂

  • @gangulagangulic8989
    @gangulagangulic8989 8 лет назад +3019

    This guy looks like healthy version of Macaulay Culkin..

    • @nadjada1358
      @nadjada1358 8 лет назад +12

      haha that's exactly what I thought

    • @superfly2535
      @superfly2535 8 лет назад +51

      +Gangula Ganglia He's called himself that many times lol, "what Hitler would be proud of"

    • @Schultzi.91
      @Schultzi.91 8 лет назад +15

      Yup! And he has been joking on that a lot. Check out his first appearance on this show or his appearance at the Swedish comedy show "RAW Comedy".. ;)

    • @coolieo2222
      @coolieo2222 8 лет назад +30

      or a cracked out version of daniel craig

    • @ewelinajiao1906
      @ewelinajiao1906 6 лет назад +2

      he looks like my brother

  • @jacobknighten798
    @jacobknighten798 8 лет назад +1464

    He needs a stand up special NOW. he's like my favorite comic. WHY has this not happened yet???

    • @user-rb8hd1bi2e
      @user-rb8hd1bi2e 8 лет назад +7

      +Jacob Knighten he has special yet. Live in Glazgo check it

    • @joshua5micka
      @joshua5micka 8 лет назад +9

      +Jacob Knighten He has a lot of longer stand ups. Check out his video on Russell Howard's Good News

    • @t.least.he.is.honest
      @t.least.he.is.honest 8 лет назад +2

      ***** I will thanks

    • @TheMike91096
      @TheMike91096 6 лет назад +20

      He has two Netflix specials coming out on the 11th!!

    • @EmmaCohen91
      @EmmaCohen91 6 лет назад +22

      I watched them both last night and IT WAS WORTH EVERY MOMENT!!!!

  • @leesway
    @leesway 8 лет назад +933

    that was the cutest story ever.

  • @Sindrewino
    @Sindrewino 4 года назад +353

    4:05 "Karen, get off my lawn"
    Damn, ahead of his time.

  • @fernandomeneghetti
    @fernandomeneghetti 8 лет назад +1180

    I like that Conan gives these new guys a chance and sometimes we stumble upon some good ones like this guy. Good luck to him!

    • @jacobknighten798
      @jacobknighten798 8 лет назад +50

      He's been on the show like 4 or 5 other times

    • @althamese4494
      @althamese4494 8 лет назад +1

      +Fernando Martinez Meneghetti Jacob's right....

    • @fernandomeneghetti
      @fernandomeneghetti 8 лет назад +2

      +Stuy Vesant Yeah, saw that after I've posted. Still, funny and I bet he could use the time on the spotlight.

    • @nicolesmith5262
      @nicolesmith5262 8 лет назад +42

      He's massive in Scotland and the rest of the U.K. I think he's just trying to make it big in the states! Check out his gigs from Edinburgh Fringe Festival for some of his best stand up material!

    • @DORC101
      @DORC101 8 лет назад +1

      +Fernando Martinez Meneghetti I just took that in... Wow, even more reasons to love Conan!

  • @scorpionz44
    @scorpionz44 8 лет назад +1772

    best story i heard in a long time, wasnt expecting this topic

    • @redmerdeboer1880
      @redmerdeboer1880 5 лет назад +18

      It would have been pretty damn impressive if you were expecting this particular story.

    • @princess_glitzy424
      @princess_glitzy424 4 года назад +1

      Red Koala I'm always expecting this story

  • @nitpicker9406
    @nitpicker9406 8 лет назад +2913

    Slightly better dressed? Don't all penguins wear tuxedos?

    • @aquariusliu24
      @aquariusliu24 8 лет назад +478

      yeah but dat Penguin wears Versace

    • @diptastik5651
      @diptastik5651 8 лет назад +20

      That's clever .

    • @kelzbelz313
      @kelzbelz313 6 лет назад +33

      Yes but that penguin has a really good tailor and fun, flashy socks.

    • @sakshamrewari
      @sakshamrewari 6 лет назад +10

      Nit Picker They do, but do all of them really have that jazz?

    • @deltaashkrafte7440
      @deltaashkrafte7440 6 лет назад +18

      yeah! but this one has a bowtie XD classy penguin haha

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 8 лет назад +259

    Being a penguin, dropping your keys, getting boned, marrying to a stranger penguin of a same sex.
    Relatable xD

  • @leemana352
    @leemana352 8 лет назад +563

    Saw him twice at Edinburgh Fringe and don't think I've ever laughed so much. I'm glad Conan keeps bringing him back cause he's awesome.

    • @Serpiall
      @Serpiall 8 лет назад +3

      I seen him in 2014 at the fringe!!! so good!!

  • @FutonJohn
    @FutonJohn 8 лет назад +325

    he should be the narrator for the sequel of march of the penguins 2

  • @spunz83ify
    @spunz83ify 8 лет назад +171

    this guy deserves more than 5 mins on coco. he deserves a special. him and ron funches. i wud loove 2 see a 1 hr ron funches special.

    • @abilapthorn7561
      @abilapthorn7561 6 лет назад +7

      Hey guess what Daniel has 2 netflix speciels now : )

  • @steph0614
    @steph0614 7 лет назад +605

    I laughed so hard I went into a massive coughing fit, but I just kept on laughing. My parents are collecting more evidence that I am possesed

  • @abby_isthelaw
    @abby_isthelaw 6 лет назад +83

    That’s why J. Jonah Jameson calls him a menace. He knows the truth 😂😂

  • @AkiraN19
    @AkiraN19 6 лет назад +60

    Despite loving all of his stand-up this one has to be my favorite. It's just such a feel-good funny story that is just so well delivered with his unique mannerisms and I love the way he himself is laughing remembering the story :)

  • @emdareful
    @emdareful 8 лет назад +136

    Yearly sighting of the Slossness monster on Conan.

  • @USxEGames
    @USxEGames 8 лет назад +494

    More of the Slossauge

  • @nadiamarie9833
    @nadiamarie9833 2 года назад +51

    The fact that penguins choose mates and stick with them even if they don't have opposite reproductive organs is so cute. The penguins just love who they love. Every penguin deserves a tiny pansexual pride flag.

  • @mickyv.2194
    @mickyv.2194 4 года назад +307

    1:09 "Don't clap, homophobia. Awful"
    You said it

    • @davesinspiration
      @davesinspiration 2 года назад +1

      I dont think they were clapping in support of homophobia, they were clapping at the validity of what he said which is that we're the only homophobic species on earth

  • @jewbalo1234
    @jewbalo1234 8 лет назад +95

    Sloss needs a Netflix special already!

    • @shona5512
      @shona5512 6 лет назад +4

      jewbalo1234 He just signed a deal with them. 2 stand up specials are coming this summer.

    • @levinaferdinanda8283
      @levinaferdinanda8283 6 лет назад +5

      He has it now!!!

    • @Junjun-yt3yp
      @Junjun-yt3yp 4 года назад +4

      and now he does, breaking our hearts and ruining relationships hahaha

  • @firapuroki4571
    @firapuroki4571 4 года назад +54

    "I am not explaining that."
    .
    Timing. Delivering. Genius

  • @tinkerblunder5150
    @tinkerblunder5150 2 года назад +147

    “Can you tell the difference between a male and female penguin?”
    “No.”
    “Neither can most male penguins.”
    Non-binary goals right there.

  • @amernice
    @amernice 8 лет назад +95

    wait, you're telling that there are straight penguins?

  • @leodeleao1
    @leodeleao1 8 лет назад +174

    This guy is allways funny

  • @veemacks7255
    @veemacks7255 8 лет назад +47

    Glad to see Daniel following up his earlier appearances with some more solid material. Check out his earlier Conan bits if you haven't already.

  • @nelsonw9483
    @nelsonw9483 8 лет назад +68

    He's been here 5 times, right? Not that I mind because he's one of the funniest.

  • @Stehlikova
    @Stehlikova 7 лет назад +37

    I ´ve seen this one hundred times and I am still tearing up at the end :) That would be a Disney movie I´d buy tickets to :)

  • @AJB9806
    @AJB9806 5 лет назад +10

    To me, the best stand-up comedy happens when it doesn’t feel like stand-up comedy; it feels like the comic is just telling a story and it happens to be funny. That’s exactly what this feels like.

  • @dark755
    @dark755 8 лет назад +25

    That's such a Heartbreaking story
    Im now both sad and happy .

  • @jasondomstrand112
    @jasondomstrand112 8 лет назад +212

    Those ain't webs that Spider-Man are shooting...
    Sorry, I couldn't help myself

  • @StarShopChannel
    @StarShopChannel 8 лет назад +608

    I wish his first name was Cole.

    • @gavinnutt8752
      @gavinnutt8752 8 лет назад +1

      +StarShopChannel or Daniel

    • @guitarplayerpavel
      @guitarplayerpavel 8 лет назад +6

      +StarShopChannel um, why?

    • @gladecornelius
      @gladecornelius 8 лет назад +34

      +Cole Smith because it will sound like Cole Slaw, it's a type of cabbage food concoction

    • @fargotua13
      @fargotua13 8 лет назад +1

      +StarShopChannel
      I don't know how it made - close call
      for me... is it the joke ?

    • @fargotua13
      @fargotua13 8 лет назад

      am I sloss enough?

  • @hosly101
    @hosly101 7 лет назад +36

    I realized halfway through I have a huge smile on my face I can't get rid of

  • @heiligescheisse85
    @heiligescheisse85 6 лет назад +21

    Funny how 5 minutes can make a difference I for example am so much happier than 5 minutes ago 😂

  • @koalaeucalyptus
    @koalaeucalyptus 8 лет назад +24

    I'm pretty much in love with this guy now xD He's so funny, and that cute story~

  • @pouplays1999
    @pouplays1999 8 лет назад +147

    eyy he's my fave

  • @rainagreen6500
    @rainagreen6500 4 года назад +10

    Could watch this over and over.
    I'm dying with laughter...😂

    • @mickyv.2194
      @mickyv.2194 4 года назад

      I have watched this over and over

  • @rockinrodney5000
    @rockinrodney5000 7 лет назад +169

    This dude is like a toned down and Scottish version of Bo Burnham... Just without the music, poems and glitter. Normal joke delivery but kinda similar style to Bo.

  • @MunkeeMedia
    @MunkeeMedia 8 лет назад +22

    I have NEVER freaked so much for a comedian EVER.. YES!!!! YEESS YEESS :'DD *literal tears*

  • @avilaomar10
    @avilaomar10 8 лет назад +8

    I really wished sloss made more stand up that was available online hes halarious

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead35 8 лет назад +1

    I love that Conan has had Daniel on so many times. He deserves all the success and laughter

  • @J91201
    @J91201 8 лет назад +4

    This guy is brilliant definitely the best stand up comedian to appear on Conan

  • @Monsterkruemelchen
    @Monsterkruemelchen 8 лет назад +6

    This is such a pure piece a comedy. Could watch it a thousand times!

  • @dingyuanguo6516
    @dingyuanguo6516 8 лет назад +31

    He's awesome!!!!

  • @abbiefunk2000
    @abbiefunk2000 6 лет назад +6

    I'm actually gonna cry thats the sweetest story i ever hEaRd 😭😭😭😭😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🌹🌹🌹🌹❤️❤️❤️❤️ tHaNk u fOr tHaT dAnIeL

  • @4bu53r
    @4bu53r 8 лет назад +8

    This was more like a story telling than a stand-up.

    • @ghost.patrols
      @ghost.patrols 8 лет назад +25

      A lot of stand-up is storytelling tho

    • @B4raCk0s4Ma
      @B4raCk0s4Ma 8 лет назад +8

      what do you expect? Knock knock jokes?

    • @dumbdumber7203
      @dumbdumber7203 8 лет назад

      +Fire Penguin Disco Panda This was not even funny.

    • @xBlindFerretx
      @xBlindFerretx 8 лет назад

      +John Woodland Yes, but there's a difference between storytelling and stand-up material. Although stand-up is storytelling it has set ups, punchlines and callback along the way. I know what this guy is saying, if you've ever watched 'This is not happening' where comedians tell true stories about crazy events, it's like that. It seems like a funny story, not a stand-up bit.

  • @dieuhien08
    @dieuhien08 8 лет назад +1

    Saw him live in NYC - the dude is freakin' brilliant. Hope to catch more of his shows when he rolls into town again.

  • @a.c.d.s
    @a.c.d.s 3 года назад +2

    It's Will and Nico. (Sun Man and Death Boy.)

  • @saylikudav8180
    @saylikudav8180 6 лет назад +8

    Because Penguins cant high five ....🤣🤣🤣

  • @MaksimLevinskyMusic
    @MaksimLevinskyMusic 8 лет назад +34

    This is both FUNNY & Informative!

  • @NeonAtary777
    @NeonAtary777 5 лет назад +6

    I keep rewatching this! It's bery good. Cool story told in a fun genuine way!

  • @sin8800
    @sin8800 8 лет назад +1

    Daniel and Ron Funches should do a comedy tour together. I would definitely pay to see that!

  • @ninjxmturtle9084
    @ninjxmturtle9084 5 лет назад +6

    Daniel Sloss looks like a baby of Macaulay Culkin and Alex Turner

  • @AbeerMalik
    @AbeerMalik 5 лет назад +11

    He is hilarious.... I have watched this like more than ten times in twelve hours.... and probably will watch more... 😂

  • @zev359
    @zev359 8 лет назад +26

    Please netflix or someone give this man a special, shall we # it and begin the movement, anyone? anyone for the Slossness monster?

    • @emanx222
      @emanx222 5 лет назад

      zev359 THEY DID, HE HAS 2!!

  • @helloMombie
    @helloMombie 8 лет назад +2

    A trending article on FB today stated, a spider who was fossilized 99 million years ago, was still sporting an erection.

  • @1helluvakiller352
    @1helluvakiller352 4 года назад +1

    stroller and a boulder part got me.

  • @veragrig8645
    @veragrig8645 5 лет назад +3

    “Well according to penguin low...”😂😂😂

  • @selinakuhberger8975
    @selinakuhberger8975 3 года назад +4

    He is funny and delivers a very important message 😍🙏🏼😂 Love his program ✨

  • @erzakirkland4824
    @erzakirkland4824 8 лет назад +1

    This is my favorite. When I have a bad day, I just watch this and life is good

  • @sambalover714
    @sambalover714 Год назад +1

    Someone told me once that
    ..And Tango Makes Three is one of the most popular books in kindergartens and nurseries in the UK.
    I am wondering if that someone was telling a lie or young Daniel wasn't paying attention.

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact about spiders they have this thing called the tibial hook that they develop for mating. It's on their front legs. So yes that does bring a new perspective to every spiderman.
    Or at least the Rami films.

  • @tryme3274
    @tryme3274 5 лет назад +3

    That was such a sweet story, I'm crying 😢💓

  • @Yoxidelf
    @Yoxidelf 7 лет назад +12

    HE FINALLY BOUGHT A PAIR OF SLIM FIT JEANS ! I'M SO HAPPY !

  • @BrightCrystalRB
    @BrightCrystalRB 7 лет назад +1

    Still coming back every day, this is gold!!

  • @felixzardan7127
    @felixzardan7127 8 лет назад +1

    I've been waiting for this guy to come back for ages, and it was absolutely worth it! 😂

  • @CityandNoColor
    @CityandNoColor 8 лет назад +1

    hands down one of my favourite comedians

  • @dalaran1988
    @dalaran1988 8 лет назад +1

    BRING. HIM. EVERY. WEEK. He`s hilarious.

  • @nisithshubhankar751
    @nisithshubhankar751 4 года назад +1

    Probably the best stand up I've ever watched.

  • @akarui1014
    @akarui1014 6 лет назад +2

    This is probably the greatest video I’ve ever watched

  • @Itsogaitnas
    @Itsogaitnas 8 лет назад +1

    Best comedian to have ever been on Conan! Love him!

  • @akhilsingh7011
    @akhilsingh7011 8 лет назад +15

    More from the Slossness monster.

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you, RUclips recommendations, for getting it absolutely on the money again. Instant fan.

  • @GusinJapan
    @GusinJapan 8 лет назад +2

    He's funny. I like his delivery. Different from most.

  • @ArsonBjork
    @ArsonBjork 8 лет назад +1

    This guy's awesome, I want more of him.

  • @hellomarjory
    @hellomarjory 8 лет назад +7

    idk if he's nervous or drunk, probably both, but he sounds different - anyway, so good to see him back 😉 it's about time for Conan to interview him, come on!

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 4 года назад +2

    If Zoo Keepers had a mating season I would totally get to the zoo more.

  • @satisfyhelter-skelter4666
    @satisfyhelter-skelter4666 3 года назад +1

    So.. penguins don't see the gender, they just see another penguin. I gotta say, penguins are better humans than most humans xD

  • @kayasinensis
    @kayasinensis 4 года назад +1

    this is the funniest and cutest story I’ve ever heard

  • @jaclynrachellec
    @jaclynrachellec 8 лет назад +5

    I wanted to see him So badly when he came to LA and I couldn't because I'm 20 and not 21. 😭

  • @aotulapongen8382
    @aotulapongen8382 6 лет назад

    I thank my friend for sharing the link to this amazing video.
    This is just the best !

  • @0xfakesmilex0
    @0xfakesmilex0 6 лет назад +1

    Beautiful story incredibly delivered

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 8 лет назад

    I'm about to binge all this guy's material on RUclips

  • @izzmontano91
    @izzmontano91 5 лет назад +1

    I felt like he wanted to get emotional and so did i that was funny and beautiful

  • @malvavisco10
    @malvavisco10 8 лет назад +8

    Adore the penguin story

  • @Andy-ti2yy
    @Andy-ti2yy 4 года назад +2

    This penguin story sounds sooo adorable 💙

  • @katysebastian4531
    @katysebastian4531 6 лет назад +6

    I love all 100% of him

  • @kittyhoran5638
    @kittyhoran5638 6 лет назад

    Literally watched this on Facebook earlier but I’m still gonna watch it again

  • @harterton
    @harterton 8 лет назад +1

    Sloss's voice is somehow higher than in all the previous videos. It was lovely in the first couple of sets of his. :(

  • @Indigoplays
    @Indigoplays 8 лет назад

    It´s already been two months!!! Bring him again! Please!

  • @beethethird
    @beethethird 8 лет назад +11

    It's night time in Edinburgh but this has really made me want to go to the zoo right now.

  • @bluedahlia_1454
    @bluedahlia_1454 5 лет назад +2

    I love this man and his stand-up👏🏻👏🏻

  • @bjorksten9244
    @bjorksten9244 6 лет назад +1

    He looks like Bo Burnham mixed with Armie Hammer. Beautiful.

  • @PropaneWP
    @PropaneWP 8 лет назад +1

    Good material, good delivery

  • @BernardoModenesi
    @BernardoModenesi 4 года назад +1

    He said zoo in Brazil in the beginning, but that zoo he mentions at the end is not in Brazil

  • @Nanastudio_int
    @Nanastudio_int 8 лет назад +1

    Man he bought some new ones. Animal jokes are great.

  • @japanjake3435
    @japanjake3435 6 лет назад +2

    I've watched this several times and it's still funny

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 2 года назад +2

    gods! i love this kid. saw him first on the Russell Howard Show and looked him up. he’s just so adorable and so funny. of course, being gorgeous helps too. 😋🌷🌱

  • @jamesfoy6489
    @jamesfoy6489 8 лет назад +5

    He reminds me of Eddie Izzard!

  • @lerongfederacion2364
    @lerongfederacion2364 8 лет назад

    Doesn't even need a Mike, this guy is soooooo kewl