Daniel Sloss: Sneezing Is Just Like Having An Orgasm | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @greatsea
    @greatsea 10 лет назад +3859

    "how am i ever going to be an artist if you keep supporting me?"

  • @royalzak2670
    @royalzak2670 9 лет назад +3482

    Best opening line ever.

    • @KingLoki95
      @KingLoki95 8 лет назад +5

      can you explain the joke plz, i didnt get it

    • @ellisamarieisme
      @ellisamarieisme 8 лет назад +91

      VichuViVek Hitler viewed white, blonde haired and blue eyed people better than others, and valued the above everyone else.

    • @TheWriterWalker
      @TheWriterWalker 8 лет назад +22

      Royal Zak, I agree. He's self-aware and can laugh at himself.

    • @Kristamust
      @Kristamust 7 лет назад

      Royal Zak is that Richard Ramirez on your profile photo?

    • @lenjar9424
      @lenjar9424 5 лет назад

      Exactly what i thought😂

  • @HaidebugCreates
    @HaidebugCreates 5 лет назад +2540

    **video starts**
    Dan: This is what Hitler wanted
    Me: oof this is gonna be good

    • @cjakastar
      @cjakastar 5 лет назад +22

      My exact reaction

    • @rarahurley2894
      @rarahurley2894 5 лет назад +17

      Exactly, that’s what I was thinking. I had to go back and replay it.

  • @DuBziDriFT
    @DuBziDriFT 10 лет назад +2166

    Daniel Sloss is easily the greatest stand up act Conan has had on TBS

    • @aotulapongen8382
      @aotulapongen8382 6 лет назад +4

      Teddy Westside Three years later.... Hands down! random reply on youtube agrees!

    • @sarcasmxkate
      @sarcasmxkate 6 лет назад

      Grey Mane Hahaha, same. Also probably why he has the record for appearances.

    • @Guitaristscreamer
      @Guitaristscreamer 6 лет назад +12

      Have you seen his 2 specials on Netflix? Never heard of him before and now hes one of my favorite comedians

    • @Asist0ne
      @Asist0ne 6 лет назад

      Netflix brought me here.

    • @rommeljefferson6829
      @rommeljefferson6829 6 лет назад +11

      Bo Burnham

  • @flameboy13
    @flameboy13 10 лет назад +997

    This guy is awesome. Every time he's on the show I can't stop laughing.

  • @MrElionor
    @MrElionor 5 лет назад +391

    "This... is what Hitler wanted" well that's one way to start a video

  • @RupluttajaGames
    @RupluttajaGames 10 лет назад +859

    A third time he is on Conan, Conan must like him.

    • @Whispie
      @Whispie 10 лет назад +95

      Fourth time actually.

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 10 лет назад +53

      He is Conan's child(illegitimate)

    • @lewistownsend8868
      @lewistownsend8868 9 лет назад +38

      Asheek Khan He did say one of them probably cheated.

    • @Calib29
      @Calib29 9 лет назад +43

      RupluttajaGames Conan is Hitler. Only logical explanation.

    • @giavandewesteringh1841
      @giavandewesteringh1841 8 лет назад +4

      he was probably an intern at one point

  • @alexlee8493
    @alexlee8493 5 лет назад +575

    Slossness monster didn’t get the laugh it deserved

    • @DexM47
      @DexM47 4 года назад +12

      I think half of the audience had forgotten his name by the time he got to that joke

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 года назад

      What a peculiar thing to care about.

    • @cheeseball4421
      @cheeseball4421 4 года назад +7

      @@jamesmcinnis208 oh my god you've owned him. you found this year old comment with three responses and you owned him. he will never recover, absolutely destroyed

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 года назад +1

      @@cheeseball4421 LOL - smug gratification is all mine!

    • @alexandruv.3390
      @alexandruv.3390 3 года назад +1

      I prefer the Slossage

  • @siofrarafferty3821
    @siofrarafferty3821 6 лет назад +80

    love how he had to change “you guys have never tried to touch me. TOUCH ME” to ‘neglect’

  • @xavierjones4574
    @xavierjones4574 10 лет назад +747

    *neglect me!!*

    • @GAZOFNAZ
      @GAZOFNAZ 6 лет назад +15

      He censored that joke for Conan's audience.

    • @gandangamberify
      @gandangamberify 5 лет назад +18

      TOUCH ME

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 9 лет назад +258

    "Please don't give my penis the clap"
    Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rockerseven
      @rockerseven 2 года назад +1

      Seems like a lot of people missed that lol

  • @jameswills5298
    @jameswills5298 10 лет назад +245

    Glad that Daniel's doing 'proper' stand-up rather than appearing on every British panel show repeating the same old material like a lot of the others have done; to be respected I think. Not quite sure how him and Conan got to know each other though, can't imagine they're in the same circles.

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад +1

      6 years have passed. Conan has a talent scout traveling around the world. Mostly to the Edinburgh Fringe Comedy Festival to look for acts to book, also scouting all the comedy clubs on the east and west coast.

    • @cejayidc
      @cejayidc Год назад

      I have seen him do the same material on several shows, but he's good!

  • @Beeba10
    @Beeba10 4 года назад +29

    Idk why, but the visual of his dad coming home drunk in the middle of the night with a baby, saying "This is yours" and his mum just going "Yeah, I believe that" had me literally crying with laughter 😂🤣

  • @RobbieCargilly
    @RobbieCargilly 10 лет назад +651

    THIS GUY WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL!! Proud of him to get this far!

  • @nitaDings
    @nitaDings 9 лет назад +220

    If you pause the video, then jump to a random part (video still paused) and repeat until the end of the video. It looks like a photo collection of Daniel Sloss complaining.

    • @elsiepointe6978
      @elsiepointe6978 8 лет назад +12

      Omg!! That's so true (and yes I did what you said cause I have no life! Sue me!)

    • @miguelcosta9767
      @miguelcosta9767 6 лет назад +2

      Omfg! It’s fcking trruee

    • @mamamiia
      @mamamiia 4 года назад +2

      He's Scottish
      We're always complaining

  • @biratghimire97
    @biratghimire97 4 года назад +48

    Neglect me just doesn’t do justice to the touch me one 😂

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 4 года назад +7

      Him screaming touch me is one of the funniest things I've seen

  • @erinc132
    @erinc132 5 лет назад +79

    First 5 seconds and I've already died "This is what Hitler wantedddd"

  • @daveez
    @daveez 9 лет назад +557

    omg he's literally male kate mckinnon

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 10 лет назад +88

    Oh man this guy has the greatest jokes. "Please don't give my dick the clap" Gold.

  • @airachica
    @airachica 3 года назад +10

    "You guys have never neglected me!"
    He had to censor that one, huh 😂 originally it's "touch me" 😂

  • @gustavfrankecinematography
    @gustavfrankecinematography 4 года назад +42

    He made this more PG for Americans.
    The part at 3:05 I heard before was much funnier, where he goes, "You've never even touched me!"

  • @clairehutchison1984
    @clairehutchison1984 10 лет назад +57

    So weird to think I met daniel sloss drunk in the hive 3 years ago. Hes doing well for himself!

  • @ishitagambhir6610
    @ishitagambhir6610 4 года назад +18

    imagine watching this video in 2020 "i love sneezing" lmao

  • @Colorella13
    @Colorella13 4 года назад +18

    "I love sneezing..."
    This aged well, I guess.

  • @Gallusinsky
    @Gallusinsky 10 лет назад +102

    A Fife boy done good! Glad Daniel is living the dream, can't believe I used to be in the same school with him as well. Wish him but the very best for his future, he always makes me crease!

    • @charlieappel5015
      @charlieappel5015 10 лет назад +7

      Are you his parents?

    • @Gallusinsky
      @Gallusinsky 10 лет назад +26

      Charlie Appel
      Yeah i have both male and female reproductive organs and managed to give birth to a guy who is 2 years older than i am. Hilarious.

    • @MrKohlenstoff
      @MrKohlenstoff 10 лет назад +12

      scotlandr
      Well you should be on the show then, that's impressive!

    • @samjohnstone1335
      @samjohnstone1335 6 лет назад

      scotlandr whereabouts in fife you from mate?

  • @drnova82
    @drnova82 10 лет назад +21

    I'm glad I attended one of his gigs in Edinburgh 2012! He's hilarious. I have never laughed as hard as I had that day. I'm glad as well to see him on CONNAN. At least, they will get the sense of what a true stand up comedian is!
    Wouldn't be surprised to see him getting his special 1 hr soon!

  • @Vip3rC4in0022
    @Vip3rC4in0022 9 лет назад +57

    The best start to a stand up routine

  • @BrightCrystalRB
    @BrightCrystalRB 10 лет назад +3

    Daniel is baaaaack!!!!! I've waited for it for so long!! I've seen all his other videos multiple times already, till the replay button broke! Ahah! Finally a new one

  • @StarShopChannel
    @StarShopChannel 10 лет назад +390

    I wish his first name was Cole.

  • @BrightCrystalRB
    @BrightCrystalRB 8 лет назад +12

    Still one of my favorites, I have to come here back once in a while and laugh over and over again!

  • @bananaear
    @bananaear 9 лет назад +10

    I love the image of his mom asking for high-fives after that Sloss Ness monster joke

  • @alejandrobarragan5820
    @alejandrobarragan5820 8 лет назад +3

    This guy is the best comedian on Conan! Hope to see him more

  • @cordelia5360
    @cordelia5360 7 лет назад +6

    The way he pronounces "Ich leibe dich" was just 👏👏

  • @blinkatreyu
    @blinkatreyu 10 лет назад +2

    Finally some new Daniel Sloss! This guy does some clever comedy. His tedtalk was way too good for his age, very insightful. This guy needs a special on Comedy Central or Netflix asap!

  • @realjclar
    @realjclar 10 лет назад +1

    Love this guys stuff! Glad to see him making another appearance on Conan!

  • @na9640
    @na9640 7 лет назад +2

    Lmfao he is just absolutely freaking hilarious with those witty jokes and brilliant presentations.
    I especially lost it at that last ".....it's yeers"

  • @mobubabe
    @mobubabe 10 лет назад +28

    Pretty talented kid , his 3rd time on Conan I believe.

  • @dm8797
    @dm8797 5 лет назад +3

    The baby joke had me dying laughing 😂😂😂

  • @lexigrimhaive
    @lexigrimhaive 4 года назад +1

    I’ve only just recently discovered Daniel and he is HYSTERICAL!!!

  • @bhav2671
    @bhav2671 5 лет назад +12

    That is literally my parents with drinking 😂

  • @JeanMarie16
    @JeanMarie16 10 лет назад +38

    his accent.. so sexy

  • @raymonddisler3789
    @raymonddisler3789 6 лет назад +6

    I cannot recall a time in which I laughed this hard. This man is absolutely hilarious.

  • @moonfandra4117
    @moonfandra4117 4 года назад +1

    this gig is daniels best ones

  • @hiryuimajin
    @hiryuimajin 5 лет назад +1

    1:16 Okay I'm binge watching Daniel on Team Coco channel and I was just thinking this on the previous video haha. I usually pause the video and laugh out loud but the live audience really does that lol.

  • @mentafe8764
    @mentafe8764 6 лет назад +2

    “with who? look at his face“ that made me laugh harder than it should, it hit too close to home too

  • @pinkcloudsnightlightbell
    @pinkcloudsnightlightbell 10 лет назад +1

    Love this guy! Clearly a thoughtful guy as well as a great comedian.

  • @mobubabe
    @mobubabe 10 лет назад +471

    I still can't decide - he is beautiful or ugly? :)

    • @jsschrstsprstr
      @jsschrstsprstr 10 лет назад +126

      Well, if you can't decide, then what's the problem, go with beautiful!

    • @ruispuuro
      @ruispuuro 10 лет назад +76

      Ever heard of average looking?

    • @cookiesaywhat
      @cookiesaywhat 10 лет назад +13

      What would happen if you didn't chain him in either category?

    • @EddieRainbowVWFC
      @EddieRainbowVWFC 10 лет назад +10

      you do realize that there is an expression for a look between beautiful and ugly...it's called "average", but some people also use the word "normal", tho i'm leaning towards the "average"...you're not ment to sort everyone into only "best" and "worst"...i mean, don't be THAT person

    • @jasondomstrand112
      @jasondomstrand112 9 лет назад +10

      If you can't decide, then the tie breaker is whether the kid from Home Alone is ugly or not

  • @clumzyolivia
    @clumzyolivia 8 лет назад +9

    The Sloss'ness x))) I'm sorry I laughed way too hard at this joke !!

  • @Footfloatercom
    @Footfloatercom 9 лет назад +17

    *You have 2 choices:*
    *1. Thumbs up for Daniel Sloss.*
    *2. Thumbs up for Conan.*

  • @lelmdrWHO
    @lelmdrWHO 9 лет назад +10

    i cannot breath! i am laughing so hard XD he is fabulous!!

  • @xs732
    @xs732 Год назад +1

    "Was it like a sneeze, only better?" - Chandler Bing

  • @PaigeeEmily
    @PaigeeEmily 10 лет назад +1

    loved Daniel Sloss since he started appearing in the comedy business... Still love him!

  • @tobi6177
    @tobi6177 5 лет назад +1

    The last part killed me😂😂

  • @kaetescr
    @kaetescr 9 лет назад +1

    I can't wait to see him tomorrow in Newcastle

  • @jonnathan927
    @jonnathan927 10 лет назад +1

    He's hilarious. So glad to he has new material

  • @soulseek2
    @soulseek2 10 лет назад +1

    i'm usually not really into standup but i've seen this guy on conan before and he is just awsome :D

  • @AdamPersson
    @AdamPersson 10 лет назад +4

    Daniel Sloss and Ricky Gervais are the best Comedians i know of haha :P

  • @AlexiPeartree
    @AlexiPeartree 6 лет назад +3

    " *scoff* Okay *scoff*
    Okay ... you let us how it goes" lol

  • @louvie1066
    @louvie1066 4 года назад

    Love the description. xD

  • @ShubhThakkar
    @ShubhThakkar 7 лет назад +1

    1:50 that single laugh from the audience.. XD

  • @thewindspirit
    @thewindspirit 5 лет назад +2

    I took a sip of water after I pressed play, and litterally spat it out 2 seconds later, on my homework

  • @ashleighprice2364
    @ashleighprice2364 9 лет назад +1

    This man is beautiful and HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard I cried. I love this man.

  • @rosemaryokosun402
    @rosemaryokosun402 4 года назад

    after listening to a recent podcast were he said that he doesn't like it when people yell 'wooow' because it puts off his comedic timing, i can't help but notice it everytime someone does it and it's become almost more entertaining than the jokes themselves.

  • @CEEEEEEEEENA
    @CEEEEEEEEENA 10 лет назад +32

    .. LOL ACTUALLY SURPRISED TO SEE A FUNNY COMEDIAN ON CONAN .. THERE HAVE BEEN A LONGG LIST OF UNFUNNY FUCKS !! .. THIS ONE DEFFINATELY MADE ME LAUGH ..

    • @cubert13
      @cubert13 10 лет назад +7

      ACTUALLY SURPRISED THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS! Oh, there it is right next to the attention-seeking toggle switch. XD

    • @RazielBR
      @RazielBR 10 лет назад +2

      Timothy Rempel Guy has been on the show like, three times now...

    • @CEEEEEEEEENA
      @CEEEEEEEEENA 10 лет назад

      Timothy Rempel OH GLAD U FOUND IT !!

    • @indoorkite9957
      @indoorkite9957 10 лет назад

      CEEEEEEEEENA MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO, Please.

    • @CEEEEEEEEENA
      @CEEEEEEEEENA 10 лет назад

      Indoor Kite TOO WHAT ?

  • @lhpkazuha
    @lhpkazuha 5 лет назад +2

    Best opening line ever 😂😂😂

  • @audreydurham7637
    @audreydurham7637 6 лет назад +1

    The drinking part is so my mum 😂😂

  • @lexigrimhaive
    @lexigrimhaive 4 года назад +1

    “You let us know how that goes!” 🤣

  • @madisonm.4535
    @madisonm.4535 6 лет назад +2

    It is cool to see how his jokes were different and how they have changed.

  • @yaxinishungry
    @yaxinishungry 10 лет назад

    I love him! Caught his show last Thursday.. it was amazing! :D

  • @BhumitheSiberian
    @BhumitheSiberian 5 лет назад +1

    Okay his hair is beyond perfect

  • @euphoricunicorn5798
    @euphoricunicorn5798 5 лет назад +1

    CRACKING AT THE FIRST JOKE😂😂😂😂

  • @annacanova7060
    @annacanova7060 4 года назад

    The intro is epic lmao

  • @amandashatto1777
    @amandashatto1777 Год назад +1

    He's brilliant 😅

  • @freegratuits
    @freegratuits 9 лет назад +1

    If I had a drink in my mouth in the first 5 seconds of this vid, it would be all over my computer screen. Fucking hilarious.

  • @Will140f
    @Will140f 10 лет назад

    Of the three times Sloss has been on Conan, this is the one I found funniest.

  • @Genshari
    @Genshari 10 лет назад +1

    Ughh
    Funny as always!

  • @DAmojako
    @DAmojako 10 лет назад +2

    Those who say they are surprised to see a funny comic on the show before Daniel Slosh are pretty much new to watching Conan,

  • @sin8800
    @sin8800 10 лет назад +1

    If Daniel Sloss tours near San Francisco, he's guaranteed my ticket.

  • @axelmalone2001
    @axelmalone2001 10 лет назад +2

    Funny as usual !

  • @Gal2100
    @Gal2100 7 лет назад

    1:51 that laugh tho dayyymnnn

  • @johnnywhite58
    @johnnywhite58 7 лет назад

    I love intelligent comedians like this

  • @Vytautas4Xfiles
    @Vytautas4Xfiles 10 лет назад +2

    Really funny, a good stand-up!

  • @Nablaz3108
    @Nablaz3108 10 лет назад

    MORE DANIEL SLOSS!!

  • @luckyillusions2960
    @luckyillusions2960 9 лет назад +1

    he is so good!

  • @erinc132
    @erinc132 5 лет назад

    "NEGLECT ME" !!🤣😭

  • @benjaminstephens7524
    @benjaminstephens7524 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love his jokes, his delivery and timing are great, but I feel like for me, his accent makes him even funnier. Is that weird?

  • @mji245
    @mji245 10 лет назад +1

    This was purely fantastic and intelligent comedy, and that seems very rare

  • @clivechiam
    @clivechiam 5 лет назад +3

    I can actually relate in the alcohol bit like my parents let me drink at 14 under their supervision and I'm like wtf let me rebel

  • @revenantrising7190
    @revenantrising7190 7 лет назад +1

    1:51 the best laugh ever

  • @ShawdiR
    @ShawdiR 10 лет назад +1

    So funny! I especially cracked up and the American laugh bit :p so true! I want to hear about different laughs too even, for a point of reference.

  • @ClaytonDerby
    @ClaytonDerby 10 лет назад

    Now this was HILARIOUS!

  • @nataliecole9664
    @nataliecole9664 9 лет назад

    this is amazing!!!

  • @xortek333
    @xortek333 10 лет назад +5

    Not a bad stuff with that Hitler's bit. Home alone kid, haha :) He should extend that joke in the future as a reccurring thing.

  • @unclenephew7535
    @unclenephew7535 10 лет назад

    This guy's funny! I might just have to check out more of his stuff!

  • @ordinary.artistry
    @ordinary.artistry 10 лет назад

    Daniel Sloss is great. Love this dude.

  • @paigele2399
    @paigele2399 10 лет назад

    I love you Daniel Sloss!!!!!!

  • @hyunryu956
    @hyunryu956 5 лет назад

    I have laughed so hard it looks like I'm choking on air-

  • @xXLuismxX23
    @xXLuismxX23 9 лет назад +1

    Man he made me laugh out loud for real....whooo..... felt good i dont laugh hard too often👍

  • @grxtc5014
    @grxtc5014 10 лет назад

    get him more he's the funniest!

  • @AllanOstermann
    @AllanOstermann 10 лет назад +140

    Great job! I'm a Jew, and I still like him and his Aryan face :)

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 10 лет назад +4

      Okay... But why would you ever hate a guy with a Aryan face? Like really...

    • @AllanOstermann
      @AllanOstermann 10 лет назад +23

      Sarcasm.

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 10 лет назад +1

      Allan Ostermann
      Fair enough :P

    • @RideMyBMW
      @RideMyBMW 9 лет назад

      Allan Ostermann uh, whats an "Aryan" face?

    • @AllanOstermann
      @AllanOstermann 9 лет назад +1

      RideMyTruck
      Maybe you should watch the video.