I'm sorry to have to tell you the "when we commit a crime, we commit" bit was a copy and paste job from a classic Kevin Bridges routine, except he did it about Glasgow (which makes much more sense) as Fife, Anstruther where Daniel grew up, in particular, is actually fairly posh, and is about the least likely place to be stabbed, repeatedly or otherwise in Scotland.
SshadykK, I don’t care if you said that a month ago but I’m from fife so I probably know more about it than you, unless you live here. And sure St. Andrews is posh as hell as well as Newport but Tayport isn’t, Tayport is one of the crappiest places in fife. Just wanting to put that out there...goodbye for now.
Magali Lopez you're an American? :) I bet you'll like Trevor Noah and Ramesh Rang then since you can enjoy this guy. Let me know if you enjoy their stand up!
@@ducamorisable Thé joke was that politics is like game of thrones, he set the joke up to make it sound like he was watching game of thrones the whole time when he was actually watching the news.
Thoughtful comedy can be tricky. It's funny but it's funny that makes you really want to listen to why it's funny. It's funny because it's the truth. It's one person's very brilliant observations on relevant things. And sometimes you really want belly laugh but then you might miss something and it's just a slippery slope.
He was once performing in my country, I went to see him and was kind of disappointed. His humor was nothing like on Conan, most "jokes" were about sex and disgusting rather than funny. Imagine Louis CK but only with the awkward parts, without the clever jokes.
I've seen his last 3 shows live and it's all completely new material each time. I do recommend them, his last 2 shows are going to be on netflix. It was announced, don't know when yet. Especially his last live show had me grasping for breath in between laughs.
This guy is truly one of the best comedians I've ever seen!!! There's nothing I would disagree on. He's honest, has black humor, great reflection on topics and a little touch of self destruction. Awesome how you notice he puts lots of thought on topics, because he turns and twists around it, but still in such a funny way at the same time. I hope he won't change his content or disappear from the screen!
Excellent set, as always. Netflix, give this guy a special already! EDIT: alskdnalsdn y'all can stop telling me that he has like three specials out now, believe me, I'm well aware 😍
@@seb5542 Yes, I haven't, but I have been exposed to the accents throgh movies and such. I didn't say he has Irish accent, it's just the way he pronounces the r's that really resembles it.
I love how Americans think he's joking around but to be honest... The whole world thinks about guns that way lmao. He just told them in a way that they don't get offended
Luzys Yes, because all great policy is created on the basis of what people you have fought in a war against think. I can guarantee most Americans are aware of what other countries think and I’m pretty sure they don’t care.
Americans really don't care what other countries think about our attitudes on guns. We think let Scotland be Scotland. Let England be England. We will do things our way in our country and we believe our government is tyrannical in its intent and the only thing seperating their tyrranical intentions from becoming tyrranical actions is the fact that whomever they send to enforce any tyrranical laws is going to be fighting for their lives. Obviously the gang violence and mass shootings are a negative side effect but over all, the guns protect our constitutional rights because the citizens here have them and will not hesitate to use them. We have not lost that same killer instinct that drove the British out.
@@Char10tti3 Late to the party but, this phenomena of Americans laughing abrubtly is actually something some non-American comics will talk about, I think there was a Craig Ferguson set where he talks about how weird American audiences laugh.
@@bonbon5717 You are one poisonous aunty. It's actually kind of impressive how a desi aunty like you knows how to comment on youtube videos. Your husband is one lucky senior citizen. Give my salaam to Mushtaq uncle.
I AM SOOO HAPPY THIS MADE MY DAY i absolutely LOVEE Daniel sloss and wish he would do more youtube stuff plzzz i watched every video possible and ive ran out of material to watch🙌🙌
He's from fife? I've long wondered what the he'll is up with his accent..... and that fact doesn't solve the riddle at all! I'm from Edinburgh, I always think he sounds oddly Irish
this guy always looks like he saw a child eat a bird whole before he performs. the wild yet dazed look is really adding to the performance, great job man.
I am loving this guy, but what's with the crowd being so eh about him? I'm going to go find more of his stand up right now, but I legitimately felt like I had to wait to do that just to mention that the crowd seems super under-appreciative of his comedy, and that makes me both confused and disappointed. Wtf, random crowd?!
@@andrijarunje5242 Same, I'm brazilian and to me his accent seems easier to understand than a lot of british comedians I've listened to. I think it also helps that he doesn't use a lot of british/scottish vocabulary and slang.
Daniel looks like a Clasky Csupo cartoon character come to life. (That’s the studio behind Rugrats, Wild Thornberries and As Told by Ginger. Look up their drawings and tell me I’m wrong)
As an American, I did a semester abroad in London, 1993. As the semester wrapped up, they had just started a big public debate about the cops in London (which was somehow a different organization than ALL the other cops in the UK, don’t ask me how) switching from the 1800’s police truncheons to American style police night sticks. HEATED debate on this, because it was a slippery slope from there to batons or actual weapons. I really wanted Scottish coppers to carry two-handed claymores. 3:01
Lost on an American audience cos most of them probably thought Scotland was an independent country anyway 😂 Muricans be like, "are you British, or Scottish?"
"Cause when we commit a crime, WE COMMIT to the crime."
LOL. Excellent wordplay there! 😂
Ann R I love it
I was going to say that. Well played sir. Very clever comedy.
I'm sorry to have to tell you the "when we commit a crime, we commit" bit was a copy and paste job from a classic Kevin Bridges routine, except he did it about Glasgow (which makes much more sense) as Fife, Anstruther where Daniel grew up, in particular, is actually fairly posh, and is about the least likely place to be stabbed, repeatedly or otherwise in Scotland.
SshadykK, I don’t care if you said that a month ago but I’m from fife so I probably know more about it than you, unless you live here. And sure St. Andrews is posh as hell as well as Newport but Tayport isn’t, Tayport is one of the crappiest places in fife. Just wanting to put that out there...goodbye for now.
SshadykK Yea I’m from fife too and you have obviously never heard of Leven or Methil
He is such a natural. It's always great to watch this guy.
Magali Lopez you're an American? :) I bet you'll like Trevor Noah and Ramesh Rang then since you can enjoy this guy. Let me know if you enjoy their stand up!
Watch kevin bridges he's probably the best Scottish comedian, this guy's shockingly bad
For me the best Scottish comedian is still Billy Connelly, mans a treasure. I agree Kevin bridges is good though.
@@michaelnayles1294 Ive only liked daniels sloss two netflix specials the other stuff is pretty bad
Fit
“We have violence in the UK it’s just a bit more....STABBY”
Accurate 🤣
Sounds very Glaswegian)
I keep coming back to this video because of how much does this line make me laugh haha
@@ynat1903 same
Stabbing doesn't hurt
“Don’t make me like him” I cracked up
“Don’t make me like him!” That joke about the murderer got me good
I'll admit our newscasters do tell alot of unnecessary information. He's right on that.
"now he sounds cool~" XD
That Putin joke was great, this audience sucks lol
Can you explain it?
@@soapghostroach Can you explain it to me?
@@ducamorisable Thé joke was that politics is like game of thrones, he set the joke up to make it sound like he was watching game of thrones the whole time when he was actually watching the news.
I love his twisted way of thinking... It's funny how chill he is too... My fav
This dude was funny... the crowd was dry :/
Bakesky 🙌
They were laughing?
Thoughtful comedy can be tricky. It's funny but it's funny that makes you really want to listen to why it's funny.
It's funny because it's the truth. It's one person's very brilliant observations on relevant things. And sometimes you really want belly laugh but then you might miss something and it's just a slippery slope.
Steve Alexander AND canned
Steve Alexander It's because he was talking about politics and most Americans spend their lives too scared of thinking too hard
I've only ever seen this dude on Conan, absolutely love him, shame he doesnt have a proper special out
shaunak sharma Search out his TED Talk. It's quite good; very insightful.
Check him out on Aunty Donnas podcast too. Funny guy.
shaunak sharma #PunchDrunkComedy
He was once performing in my country, I went to see him and was kind of disappointed. His humor was nothing like on Conan, most "jokes" were about sex and disgusting rather than funny. Imagine Louis CK but only with the awkward parts, without the clever jokes.
I've seen his last 3 shows live and it's all completely new material each time. I do recommend them, his last 2 shows are going to be on netflix. It was announced, don't know when yet. Especially his last live show had me grasping for breath in between laughs.
This guy is truly one of the best comedians I've ever seen!!! There's nothing I would disagree on. He's honest, has black humor, great reflection on topics and a little touch of self destruction. Awesome how you notice he puts lots of thought on topics, because he turns and twists around it, but still in such a funny way at the same time. I hope he won't change his content or disappear from the screen!
@ST• •MD he's genious...just saw an HBO special brilliant 😂
Selfdestruction. .. did you mean selfdeprication?
@@Widdekuu91 yes, that might fit better. Im only 70% native speaker. 😅
@@aileenzimmermann4921
No problem, I'm assuming, based on your name, that you're German? :)
@@Widdekuu91 yes and American
I can confirm this is how British police officers work
Because we aren't a nation of savages.
Excellent set, as always. Netflix, give this guy a special already!
EDIT: alskdnalsdn y'all can stop telling me that he has like three specials out now, believe me, I'm well aware 😍
emypia I think he's better than Kevin Hart. Just saying.
Not hating.
emypia yesssssss
is that... is that supposed to say "in my opinion"?
emypia his 2 live shows are gonna be streamed on Netflix
Black Sheep yesss
You can tell that he's been in the US for a while. His accent gets mixed sometimes ~
idk he sounds irish to me wtf
@@dimitrijemickovski3063 Irish? You clearly haven't been to the UK or Ireland.
@@seb5542 Yes, I haven't, but I have been exposed to the accents throgh movies and such. I didn't say he has Irish accent, it's just the way he pronounces the r's that really resembles it.
I'm Irish and I thought he sounded Irish til he said he was scottish
@@seb5542 As an Irish person, I thought he was Irish at first with some American mixed in.
I love how Americans think he's joking around but to be honest... The whole world thinks about guns that way lmao. He just told them in a way that they don't get offended
Luzys Yes, because all great policy is created on the basis of what people you have fought in a war against think. I can guarantee most Americans are aware of what other countries think and I’m pretty sure they don’t care.
@CJ Em and its clearly working out so well for you guys.
@G Guard Walker England and Australia combined never had hlf the guns we do lmao u literally cannot ban them
Americans really don't care what other countries think about our attitudes on guns. We think let Scotland be Scotland. Let England be England. We will do things our way in our country and we believe our government is tyrannical in its intent and the only thing seperating their tyrranical intentions from becoming tyrranical actions is the fact that whomever they send to enforce any tyrranical laws is going to be fighting for their lives. Obviously the gang violence and mass shootings are a negative side effect but over all, the guns protect our constitutional rights because the citizens here have them and will not hesitate to use them. We have not lost that same killer instinct that drove the British out.
@G Walker you are right...it works in other countries but would not in america
Tough crowd
crowd sucked
Bakesky ?
Yeah I've thought that in a few videos of him it's really confusing
The Slossness Monster.
Slossage
Dental sloss.
The crowd sounds like a laugh track.
It’s filmed before a live audience. I’ve been to the taping before. They have mics hanging from the ceiling to record all the audience reactions.
I agree with you, it doesn't sound real...
Hunter DePriest yeah it seems to just cut off, maybe it’s sympathy laughing or they’re just missing the one person who laughs way too long
@@Char10tti3 Late to the party but, this phenomena of Americans laughing abrubtly is actually something some non-American comics will talk about, I think there was a Craig Ferguson set where he talks about how weird American audiences laugh.
@@mitchwilliamson5552 In another set, Daniel also describes how weird American laughter is😂
Laughed out loud at “Who’s this guy... is he a bad guy?” I don’t know if it was his delivery or what but well done man hahahaha
As someone who lives in Scotland , his jokes about the area, like the police, made me laugh so much. He couldn't be more accurate lol
Love Daniel Sloss! I remember the first time he was on Conan. Been watching his stuff ever since, favorite comedian!
Always love his vibes. Great set.
Gosh I've been in love with this dude for so long
It’s too bad though, cuz he likes Boys. 100% Homosexual. Usually the taker in his sexcapades. Loves being teabaged
@@bonbon5717 You are one poisonous aunty. It's actually kind of impressive how a desi aunty like you knows how to comment on youtube videos. Your husband is one lucky senior citizen. Give my salaam to Mushtaq uncle.
@@bonbon5717 He clearly wows the ladies with his comment magic xD
@@zqazi1986able very true
Just watched both his netflix specials. He's hysterical.. Every joke lands. Can't wait for his next show
He nailed the "The news told me the news lies" bit lol
The Slossness Monster strikes again in America, thousands left laughing in his wake
So... are we talking about a monster of great slossness or the Monster of Sloss Ness?
um is no-one going to acknowledge how gorgeous he is? and yes funny too.
You are so gorgeous yourself 🙂
YES I think he’s so handsome
“Don’t make me like him!”
😂
"I grew up in fife" ah yes, the stabby king place
But was born and grew up in Kingston-on-Thames until he was four...
I AM SOOO HAPPY THIS MADE MY DAY i absolutely LOVEE Daniel sloss and wish he would do more youtube stuff plzzz i watched every video possible and ive ran out of material to watch🙌🙌
faithl have you heard his podcast? Hilarious
ruthiepotsedin nooo but now im going to definitely look thank you!!
@@faithl2067 He has his own RUclips channel now!
He's from fife? I've long wondered what the he'll is up with his accent..... and that fact doesn't solve the riddle at all! I'm from Edinburgh, I always think he sounds oddly Irish
He DOES
I'm from Edinburgh too and I thought the same!
nicky rimbaud good cause that accent is shocking
Yeah I can hear like a Galway accent in him😂
ah so neither of you are from actual scotland
this guy always looks like he saw a child eat a bird whole before he performs. the wild yet dazed look is really adding to the performance, great job man.
I like to think he saw a giant bird eat a small child whole... That child was his sister... but it's okay, because she's dead.
this guy has got the weirdest accent, like scottish irish and american all rolled in one
No Irish accent
@@christina4012 he's Scottish but tbf Fife does always sound a bit strange to me
Christie that does not sound Irish
Only Americans think that Scottish and Irish sound even remotely similar fssss
@E KL He sounded a bit northern Irish to me not gonna lie
I love this dude so much, so underrated
Conan seems to have the best comedians on, they're all hilarious and don't get nearly enough credit
"Dont make me like him."
I died 😂😂😂
Ahaha "you've earned the wallet take it!"
I love seeing British comedians in the states and how the material changes
I am loving this guy, but what's with the crowd being so eh about him? I'm going to go find more of his stand up right now, but I legitimately felt like I had to wait to do that just to mention that the crowd seems super under-appreciative of his comedy, and that makes me both confused and disappointed.
Wtf, random crowd?!
I think it’s because the jokes weren’t good.
because it's at the expense of Americans in the US, and we all know how America feels about itself
As Americans we don't know how to be self depticating like our British friends.
This was a great way to start off my day ^^ Will definitely be looking for more of this man's work
Daniel Sloss has always been awesome on his performance. One more for the Scots!
One of the best comedians in the world today.
I wasn’t slapping my knee but my soul is laughing hysterically
2:09 totally saw that coming, but nevertheless the delivery was very hilarious 😂😂😂
i look forward to seeing Daniel on Conan every year!
This guys comedy is possibly the only thing that makes me feel good about living in the UK
THANK GOD HE HAS HIS SPECIAL ON NETFLIX NOW !
Love Daniel's humour since this pingouin joke x)
3:11 100% true ! I'm dying 😂
When he mentioned Fife I got excited because its in Macbeth: "The Thane of Fife had a wife"...
Why am I so lame lmao
Man he is my absolute favourite comedian! I can't wait to see him live !!
I'm Scottish and never heard an accent like that in my life thought he was honestly Irish 😀
I'm also from Fife! Just found this guy and he's hilarious.
Yaaaaaas, we need more Daniel Sloss!
He is my favorite comedian 💖
When he said he watches the news like he just started watching GOT sn07 I felt that
As an American, I found him hilarious😂👏
I'm Scottish and even I'm struggling to keep up with that mutant accent he seems to have picked up.
I'm American. Its easy to follow him.
@@GUITARTIME2024 I'm Croatian so english is not my first language and I can follow him eeeasyy! Lol
@@andrijarunje5242 bullshit
Mutant accent is a nice word.. thanks, I'll be using it often now
@@andrijarunje5242 Same, I'm brazilian and to me his accent seems easier to understand than a lot of british comedians I've listened to. I think it also helps that he doesn't use a lot of british/scottish vocabulary and slang.
I love his humor, specifically the knigh cardio joke
"the man who murdered the two people was described by his neighbors as a marijuana smoking porn hoarder DON'T MAKE ME LIKE HIM! "LOL
One of the best videos ever!
he's great, i'm looking for more vids from him--surprised a conan audience wasn't more alive.
Very funny. Love to hear a Foreigner's perspective of US society and news.
Whenever a British comedian comes to preform on a US talk show, 4/5 times the crowd sucks.
He needs his own RUclips channel. That way all of us fans around the world can help support him!
Clara, he has an official RUclips channel now!
@@aliciarobertson4979 Thank you for the heads-up!!
"Don't say Trainspotting !"
he’s so funny i’d love to see his show !
Looks like it was filmed in Tron jail...
he is so mellow in this
Yes he is back!
“Nice to be back in America, like what you’ve done with the place... seems to be going well!” Oooooh mama this didn’t age well 🤣
I love Daniel he's amazing
😂🤣 love Daniel Sloss!!!🥰🥰🥰
I wish his first name was Cole.
Lmao
Took me a sec
Coleslaw(s)
😂😂😂😂 5 minutes and I haven't been able to stop laughing
Daniel looks like a Clasky Csupo cartoon character come to life.
(That’s the studio behind Rugrats, Wild Thornberries and As Told by Ginger. Look up their drawings and tell me I’m wrong)
When you're so into game of thrones that you know he was talking about Jamie and Cersi lol.
I need more of Daniel Sloss
great set 😆
He sounds like a mix of Irish and Australian yet being Scottish 😂
“you’ve earned the wallet, take it” 😭
This may be the most subtle Scottish accent I've ever heard.
I freaking love this guy! He's hilarious
HE'S GOT A NEW TATTOO
As an American, I did a semester abroad in London, 1993. As the semester wrapped up, they had just started a big public debate about the cops in London (which was somehow a different organization than ALL the other cops in the UK, don’t ask me how) switching from the 1800’s police truncheons to American style police night sticks. HEATED debate on this, because it was a slippery slope from there to batons or actual weapons. I really wanted Scottish coppers to carry two-handed claymores. 3:01
I thought he was going to say we all know about Scotland from Shrek
Saw him live a few years ago, making Scotland proud!!
Saw him yesterday live, he so funny 😱😂
I feel Daniel Sloss and Bo Burnham are twins
He has a special on Netflix or HBO OR PIme, can’t remember which, but it was really good, the part with his niece is good!!
iv re watched this so many times, love it hahahah and im from fife lmao
I've seen this guy live. He's pretty good.
that game of throne part is so sick ! i can imagine it right away XD
This is his best bit! Way better than usual
I can always tell the year by the size of his arms 😂😍
God this is brutally tame
my fav commedian
2:49 "sometimes the differences make me sound like a di-idiot" LMAO
He is an amazing man.
wtf is up with the crowd??? did not deserve him! >:(
Lost on an American audience cos most of them probably thought Scotland was an independent country anyway 😂 Muricans be like, "are you British, or Scottish?"
That's the oddest Scottish accent I've ever heard.