Whats better is he's not even making fun of the fact that woman get periods just the stupid fact that they're apparently a luxury item. I love that bit.
"And if we time right it'll annoy them all at once" I feel like that part of the joke went straight over half of the crowds heads, as that was brilliant
@@dijonroszbach5706 Yeah maybe in a family or small office, not an entire country 😂 I adore Daniel Sloss but that joke didn’t really work. We don’t all start our periods on roughly the same date!
Same. Its bullshit we don't get tampons and pads for free. Ya know even in the hospitals in the bathrooms you gotta pay for them. When my ex sister in law had her child she was charged on her bill for the padded underwear. Its ridiculous. They keep raising the goddamn prices too.
People who dont get them are always acting like it's this giant thing but at this point I just hope it doesn't stain and pretreat my pajama pants. ( I've ruined a couple of my favorite pairs of pjs)
@@sleepysmartboy6287 So many good panties ruined when I was caught out of guard (thank you for your service, pretty underwear). But Vanish is great that.
Fr on the "if men had periods" bit. There definitely wouldn't be a luxury tax nor would birth control be as crappy as it is. I've read that when they did trial runs of men's birth control, it was considered "inhumane" to release it to the public because of the side effects like nausea, mood swings, decrease in sex drive and all the other side effects that women already commonly deal with! Yet that's written off as inconsequential when we bring it up, lol
Andrei Radu Infertility, cervical cancer, chronic depression, birth defects in babies and causing the endocrine system to burn out are side effects of the female birth control pill. It is recommended once you start you should never stop even after menopause because it has been shown that the hormones don’t recover so it then acts as hormone replacement therapy. There are no studies that prove that it is safe to use it and then stop.
Emily Rose I mean as a trade off for all that, we get fucked in court when it comes to divorces, child custody and support. You get to deny paternity tests from us in some countries. Whenever we voice our opinions about women in the workplace we get fired immediately etc.
The court system is highly skewed towards women, men die at work far more often than women and have a much higher chance of being physically assaulted... yet thats written off as inconsiquential when bring it up... lol
@Claude Dancen ... Cervical cancer? Dude... No. Cervical cancer is predominantly a viral cause - HPV. 98% of cases can be prevented through gardasil vaccinations (CDC). Evidence about infertilitiy is slim to none, with studies suggesting infertility is temporary, taking
Best bit about the luxury item tax, shaving cream and biscuits aren't classed as luxury items so they aren't taxed XD Cause apparently us Brits can't live without a shave and a custard cream
As a woman, I have watched this so many times. Now I show this to any potential relationship just to see how they respond to ensure they’re a good match. I love Daniel Sloss. Best comedian in my opinion
He doesn't really want to be. He's said he's already living his dream. Not that he wouldn't like to do bigger stuff, but he's content doing what he's doing.
Aegon Targaryen Changed The Rules You totally read my mind lol, I was going to say the same thing lol Also, I looooove your sn! I was going to write something like "The King in the North" or "#WhiteWolf" and then I realized, now that it's official, we're going to need to change it to something like "#WhiteDragon" or the whole "Stargaryen" thing lol Aaaand then I get all sad when I remember we're waiting till the year 3000 for season 8 😭
Raika Parzella I hate to break it to you but it turns out there are a lot of people who aren’t sexist. He appears to be one of them. I don’t think the term ‘woke’ applies when over half the world’s population agrees on the very popular topic.
KafkaDecaf I agree that there are many people who aren’t sexist. But believe it or not there are a lot of people that are. And if it wouldn’t be an issue anymore than tampons wouldn’t be taxed as luxury items. So yes it is woke. It doesn’t have to be rare for that. And also people in power are still not changing it, so it should be talked about. I don’t know, maybe we just have different definitions of the term. Which is ok. I just want to clarify my opinion. No hate or anything
Raika Parzella I agree, being woke means being aware of something that not a lot of people are aware of, a lot of people are aware of sexism, the people who ARE sexist are aware of it, they’ve just decided to be that way. I would say he’s definitely correct in what he’s saying, though knowing sexism exists isn’t some form of mind blowing enlightenment. I’m guessing they used the term loosely/ jokingly.
Editor Edited It Lol I just found him like 30ish minutes ago and I've been watching everything of his I can find, he's sooo good! I'm so freaking excited that I found his set randomly! And I'm seriously annoyed that I can't find a netflix special or anything ahhhrg
Daniel seems to be more popular in the US than here in Britain. It's a pity we don't see anything of him over here, he'd fit right in on 8 out of 10 Cats.
Stylish Cyborg You make people think through comedy. That's the point. The best comedy is funny but also makes the audience reflect on something. This silly, potty-talk comedy we see sometimes is a modern thing.
No that's modern day preachy dumbfuck comedy, comedy was created to make people feel good and distract people from their misery. Not to ponder some greater message like some pretentious pariah.
man is a freaking genius...he is the best comedian i have ever seen and the one who has spoken about the topics of self love,periods,religion and a lot more...Really he should be more known and more respected..LEGEND!!!!!!!11
the discreption should just be " Daniel sloss talks about how stupid it is that tampons are not free and luxury items, and if men got periods" and also this is gold like, he's the one we have all been waiting for. everything that he does is brilliant, he should get a Netflix special
"I know I said we weren't going to spoiler each other this year." But.. 😂 " Its been a tough one this year" " we've lost a brave man today " 👏 respect..
"Do you get free tampons when you go to the hospital? No. why?? Why is it not medical? YOU ARE BLEEDING" I lost it. My soul left my body and started a new life in Alaska.
Not all Americans are dumb... I'd like to give some of them the benefit of the doubt that they simply did not find it funny because of the situation: Hillary was a bad choice, Trump was worse. If not for the outdated obsurdity known as the electoral college we would, at least, have the lesser of two evils...
Yeah, like this Nascar jacket is like a symbol for the whole automotive sports industry. It's more about the machines and the corporations than about sports. The drivers are just another tool to sell the brand.
I know right?! Either I wake up in a pool of my own blood or I randomly feel it dripping down my thigh. Oh how many panties have been sacrificed to the demon that is menstruation.
Its just usually bad cramps for me and then the cramping goes down by like the third day. I have had problems with staining clothes and furniture once though 😂
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Gotta say, the balls it takes for a male comedian to make jokes about periods on mainstream TV!
Well done Daniel, keep the good work coming.
Eva Salacova well the set was more in our favour than most period jokes
I guess it does in America...
[insert obligatory "yet women manage to perform and do their jobs while actually going through it" comment here]
Balls ! That's the right word. Bcoz if it back fires then there will be no women saying " he was rooting for us. Let it be ".
He's not the first guy to joke about periods. Joe Rogan and Neel Kolhatkar have done some hilarious jokes about women on the blob!
honestly, this guy's talented he did an entire set on tampons. funny and relevant. lol
stole it from Russel Howard
i do love this guy though
Whats better is he's not even making fun of the fact that woman get periods just the stupid fact that they're apparently a luxury item. I love that bit.
someone did make the same jokes though like the second half
"I don't think America has the highest percentage of stupid people in the world. I just think that your stupid people are confident" LMFAOOO DEAADD
Hahaha! Yeah and he OPENED with that. I knew the rest of the set was going to kill. He's brilliant.
"And if we time right it'll annoy them all at once" I feel like that part of the joke went straight over half of the crowds heads, as that was brilliant
could you explain it please? 🥺
@@heysahar He's referring to how the length of the menstrual cycle on average is every 28 days.
And that women's cycle, if they are together very often, will sync and have their period at exactly same time.
@@dijonroszbach5706 Yeah maybe in a family or small office, not an entire country 😂 I adore Daniel Sloss but that joke didn’t really work. We don’t all start our periods on roughly the same date!
@@clothilde1623wait, I learned recently that menstrual cycles don’t sync up?
He's one of the best. He needs some Netflix special.
Not a full special, just some of one.
+Christopher Borelli hahahaha I loved this
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Why thank you!=]
I'd watch his Netflix and chill
He has a full show called "The Joker"
God I love this man. He really must have sat down some day and thought about periods and women which most men find cringy
Same. Its bullshit we don't get tampons and pads for free. Ya know even in the hospitals in the bathrooms you gotta pay for them. When my ex sister in law had her child she was charged on her bill for the padded underwear. Its ridiculous. They keep raising the goddamn prices too.
Not cringy really i just wouldnt be comfortabke talking about a period with a woman on a 1-1 conversation
Nick Rff you literally just described what cringe represents.
Nick Rff grow a pair
Yeah most men do and it's a shame.
But thankfully Indian government is taking initiative and providing free sanitary pads.
Periods are just like you wake up, the bed is bloody and you think "oh... I hope it doesn't stain."
Pesky Jesky IKR?! Two sheets perished during my last period. Seriously considering just buying black sheets haha
People who dont get them are always acting like it's this giant thing but at this point I just hope it doesn't stain and pretreat my pajama pants. ( I've ruined a couple of my favorite pairs of pjs)
@@dvdh4856 , or burgundy...
Use bedsheets with plastic underneath, commercialized for/agains urine, but blood washable also.
@@sleepysmartboy6287 So many good panties ruined when I was caught out of guard (thank you for your service, pretty underwear).
But Vanish is great that.
How. Does He. Just. KEEP GETTING BETTER?
Why the dots?? .
@@Lucifer_cs emphasis
Fr on the "if men had periods" bit. There definitely wouldn't be a luxury tax nor would birth control be as crappy as it is. I've read that when they did trial runs of men's birth control, it was considered "inhumane" to release it to the public because of the side effects like nausea, mood swings, decrease in sex drive and all the other side effects that women already commonly deal with! Yet that's written off as inconsequential when we bring it up, lol
Emily Rose read again, the side effects were long term infertility( as in after stopping the drug) chronic depression and even some suicides.
Andrei Radu Infertility, cervical cancer, chronic depression, birth defects in babies and causing the endocrine system to burn out are side effects of the female birth control pill. It is recommended once you start you should never stop even after menopause because it has been shown that the hormones don’t recover so it then acts as hormone replacement therapy. There are no studies that prove that it is safe to use it and then stop.
Emily Rose I mean as a trade off for all that, we get fucked in court when it comes to divorces, child custody and support. You get to deny paternity tests from us in some countries. Whenever we voice our opinions about women in the workplace we get fired immediately etc.
The court system is highly skewed towards women, men die at work far more often than women and have a much higher chance of being physically assaulted... yet thats written off as inconsiquential when bring it up... lol
@Claude Dancen ... Cervical cancer? Dude... No. Cervical cancer is predominantly a viral cause - HPV. 98% of cases can be prevented through gardasil vaccinations (CDC).
Evidence about infertilitiy is slim to none, with studies suggesting infertility is temporary, taking
Hilarious! "I have to leave, I'm dying" and "God speed, soldier".
What's this, like his fifth time here already!? Great job, Conan's talent scouts. Proper quality.
Best bit about the luxury item tax, shaving cream and biscuits aren't classed as luxury items so they aren't taxed XD
Cause apparently us Brits can't live without a shave and a custard cream
If you shave properly, you don't need tampons. At least that's what my cult leader told us.
Are we just gonna not talk about this comment
The first time I hear a male comedian talk about periods like this. I love it!
"I don't handle the flu well, let alone waking up one morning just to find my best friend... dying in my arms" hahaha
"Just to find my best friend, dying in my arms" Bwahahahahahaha I love this guy!
More Daniel Sloss on Conan? YES! YES! YES! YES!
I know right! he's by far the best stand up comic who performs on the show
yeaaaa
As a woman, I have watched this so many times. Now I show this to any potential relationship just to see how they respond to ensure they’re a good match. I love Daniel Sloss. Best comedian in my opinion
Is this guy big anywhere? I never see anything about him besides when he pops up on Conan. Dude is really really good. How is he not bigger?
big in UK that's why he goes over
Has a show in Cluj Romania on the 3rd
He doesn't really want to be. He's said he's already living his dream. Not that he wouldn't like to do bigger stuff, but he's content doing what he's doing.
The cake is a lie
He has two specials on netflix
The sad thing is HE IS RIGHT if men had periods the whole damn world would have searched for technology that made every day life with periods easier.
"Nascar jacket of politicians".
Ooh. That was a burner.
The joke would have landed better in the South.
didn't get it actually
+agelem reference to her big campaign donors, a nascar jacket is blazoned with sponsors logos
+agelem reference to her big campaign donors, a nascar jacket is blazoned with sponsors logos
I took it as NASCAR jackets are worn by idiots. Worn/Supported.
Nascar jacket - Filled with sponsors
so Hillary - Bought by corporations?
I'm foreign but that's how i understood it
i see daniel sloss, i press like
Aegon Targaryen Changed The Rules
You totally read my mind lol, I was going to say the same thing lol
Also, I looooove your sn! I was going to write something like "The King in the North" or "#WhiteWolf" and then I realized, now that it's official, we're going to need to change it to something like "#WhiteDragon" or the whole "Stargaryen" thing lol
Aaaand then I get all sad when I remember we're waiting till the year 3000 for season 8 😭
Al O. I’m a simple man
this guy is woke af
Sara Abdi on... tampons?
KafkaDecaf how about on sexism?
Raika Parzella I hate to break it to you but it turns out there are a lot of people who aren’t sexist. He appears to be one of them. I don’t think the term ‘woke’ applies when over half the world’s population agrees on the very popular topic.
KafkaDecaf I agree that there are many people who aren’t sexist. But believe it or not there are a lot of people that are. And if it wouldn’t be an issue anymore than tampons wouldn’t be taxed as luxury items. So yes it is woke. It doesn’t have to be rare for that. And also people in power are still not changing it, so it should be talked about.
I don’t know, maybe we just have different definitions of the term. Which is ok. I just want to clarify my opinion. No hate or anything
Raika Parzella I agree, being woke means being aware of something that not a lot of people are aware of, a lot of people are aware of sexism, the people who ARE sexist are aware of it, they’ve just decided to be that way. I would say he’s definitely correct in what he’s saying, though knowing sexism exists isn’t some form of mind blowing enlightenment. I’m guessing they used the term loosely/ jokingly.
I'm a princess!
Esra Siddeek I definitely will be singing that next time I use a tampon
Today I put a tampon on and try singing that " I'm a princess" thing! Well it was not that glamorous x)
Can we just give this guy a show already
boom your wish has been granted go watch his netflix special
check his last show named "X", the best one so far with "Dark" on netflix
smart comedian, rare these days.
I watch this every time I get my period and just wanna laugh away the "stirring". Brilliantly done.
Started off with a voice crack lmfao. Funny guy. Stumbled upon him this morning and have binge watched an hour or two...
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Lol I just found him like 30ish minutes ago and I've been watching everything of his I can find, he's sooo good! I'm so freaking excited that I found his set randomly!
And I'm seriously annoyed that I can't find a netflix special or anything ahhhrg
Kiki C maybe you’ve already seen it but he currently has two netflix specials! Dark and jigsaw I believe
Daniel seems to be more popular in the US than here in Britain. It's a pity we don't see anything of him over here, he'd fit right in on 8 out of 10 Cats.
he used to do a lot over here and he used to be funnier, now he's following the trend and has gone really SJW so he's not as funny.
+Stylish Cyborg Well the purpose of comedy is to make people think or argue a point, but without all the political correctness.
***** no the purpose of comedy is to make people laugh
Stylish Cyborg You make people think through comedy. That's the point. The best comedy is funny but also makes the audience reflect on something. This silly, potty-talk comedy we see sometimes is a modern thing.
No that's modern day preachy dumbfuck comedy, comedy was created to make people feel good and distract people from their misery. Not to ponder some greater message like some pretentious pariah.
What Home Alone would look like if his parents paid him enough attention
Home Alone is the movie. So you're saying this is what the film reel or the VHS would look like?
He made a joke about that
man is a freaking genius...he is the best comedian i have ever seen and the one who has spoken about the topics of self love,periods,religion and a lot more...Really he should be more known and more respected..LEGEND!!!!!!!11
"The NASCAR jacket of politicians"
DAMN lol. Very clever bro.
"I'm a princess" is truly *_hilarious_*
Still one of my favorites, still cracks me up even years after first watching it
the discreption should just be " Daniel sloss talks about how stupid it is that tampons are not free and luxury items, and if men got periods"
and also this is gold like, he's the one we have all been waiting for. everything that he does is brilliant, he should get a Netflix special
Kathrine Busk Larsen he has two netflix specials actually! Great shows, must watch. Really gets you thinking, especially jigsaw.
Love this guy so much
Recognised the imbalance between the treatment of men and women's needs and demonstrated it so well, clearly and imaginatively and funnily ❤
Oh my God I was laughing my lungs out. Daniel is really really talented. Keep it up man.
I swear to god, I laughed 10 times more about his three Stand-Ups at Conan's than all others in the last two years combined.
This guy *slowly claps*. He gets it. He totally gets it..
"Sounds Medical!" 😂😂😂
Jesus that guy was funny as hell
Watching this again in 2019... his comedy is still frontline, spot on hilarity 👊🏻😂🇯🇵
“Whatever the sign is” THERE ISNT ONE WE JUST FIND BLOOD AS A SURPRISE
This was incredibly funny! I had to pause it so I could laugh and not miss the next part! Killer set!!!
“The only way it’s not going to happen is if I don’t use the condoms that I just got for free.”
That honestly took me a moment. 😂
Love the guy! Laugh every time hes on
Thiis is more than a man should be willing to talk about periods and yet hilarious!
From now on, whenever I use a tampoon, I'll sing "I'm a princess". Just for you Dan!
i swear 🤣 on my period right now, i stumbled across this by accident! so funny
"I know I said we weren't going to spoiler each other this year." But.. 😂 " Its been a tough one this year" " we've lost a brave man today "
👏 respect..
"Do you get free tampons when you go to the hospital? No. why?? Why is it not medical? YOU ARE BLEEDING"
I lost it. My soul left my body and started a new life in Alaska.
Yea, this audience is dumb. I'm not even American and I picked up on that good NASCAR jacket joke
See, I hate automotive sports and consider that a sign of intelligence. Go figure.
Not all Americans are dumb... I'd like to give some of them the benefit of the doubt that they simply did not find it funny because of the situation: Hillary was a bad choice, Trump was worse. If not for the outdated obsurdity known as the electoral college we would, at least, have the lesser of two evils...
Yeah, like this Nascar jacket is like a symbol for the whole automotive sports industry. It's more about the machines and the corporations than about sports. The drivers are just another tool to sell the brand.
Explain the joke
He seemed a little nervous here and I think maybe that plus his accent made it hard to pick up.
So cool that he talks about this topic!
We don’t have really many men talking about it so I loved seeing this❤️
Seriously the funniest guy I ever seen.😂
And .... finally, a guy that's able to talk about women's issues 👍
Matthew Broussard is another one
lol that awkward hug thing at the end
YAAAAS! I was waiting for more Daniel Sloss!!!!
‘ puts tampon in and goes I’m a princess 👸 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙏🏻
There is no sign, you just look down and then run.
I get cramps before the blood.
I used to end up walking around for an hour and sitting down before realizing i had my period! SO EMBARRASSING. Thank god for the pill
I know right?! Either I wake up in a pool of my own blood or I randomly feel it dripping down my thigh. Oh how many panties have been sacrificed to the demon that is menstruation.
Its just usually bad cramps for me and then the cramping goes down by like the third day. I have had problems with staining clothes and furniture once though 😂
He is actually awesome! Definitely my favourite comedian
I'm going to see him November 13th while a friend and I are vacationing in Seattle. I'm so excited!
you feel it stirring lol
Daniel Sloss is just great! Hilarious stuff as always.
To find my Best friend dying in my arms😂😂😂😂 damn never thought that sentence could sound this hilarious especially not after Tokyo ghoul.
damn daniel, you got ripped
And this is when i knew I had to stan forever
I died watching this video. I am obsessed with his dark comedy. Wathed this over 1000 times
"You're bleeding"
audience: HaHaHaHaHahAHAAAA
Just met him today as I have an internship with the theatre he was performing at. He’s the most hilarious bastard I’ve ever met and I love him
This is the first time i have head a man speak so much about periods and honestly this was amazing, he said some smart stuff.
He's the funniest I've seen so far. Good job! ❤️
I STAN A MAN WHO CAN MAKE A WHOLE SEGMENT ON SOMETHING AS BASIC BUT VITAL AS THIS
Yes, thank you. Yes. Thank you, yes.
Thanks.
One of my favorite reoccurring comics, and obviously Conan's too.
He said "they've all sinced" 😂😂😂😂
I love this guy man! Seriously. ❤
200 dislikes, must be the middle aged white men.
Brittany Your profile picture perfectly embodies your comment.
hannes jacobsson and you don’t even need one to show what kind of person you are... your comment tells it well enough
@@hannesjakobsson765 100%
Hey don't blame me.. this is GOLD.
I’m pretty sure the comedian is a middle aged white man.. try to be offended another day. you tried.
Unfortunately, this will be relevant (and appreciated) for quite a long while from what I can tell
This entire stand up is frankly (excuse my pun) bloody flattering
This is so hilariously accurate! 😹😹
this is absolute genius I was crying laughing, he is so so right about periods LOL
“God speed brother!”
He's so good! So glad he's always back on Conan
This material is gold. Who knew talking about tampons could be that funny
5:10-5:20 A Bill Burr moment lol
same thought here ;)
Yeah, like same gestures, tone of voice, facial expressions. Oh, it's brutal.
I thought that, bit of Bill Burr sneaking in
Conan has some the best comedians on. Keep it up!
In love with him. 😂😂❤❤
I think I'm in love... 😂😂😂
YOURE MY FAVORITE ILY SM
I love this guy. He's hilarious.
I liked this before watching. Daniel's an underrated comedian. Super funny!
“The nascar jacket of politicians” i didn’t get that until now
Omg I Love this one so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm a princessssss💖🎀👛🥿." 😂😂😂
I'm not gonna lie everytime I've had my period since watching this I have sang 'im a pricessssss'
I'll never think of rag week the same. Great job :)
I'm a princess~ kills me every time
"Stirring!" my favorite part!! aha!!
Tampon tax was actually abolished in the UK yesterday!! finally :)
Gread comedian! Smart, and original. He also hansome!
I am a princesssss looool 😃😃😃