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  • Daniel Sloss shares his fantasies about tripping a small child with an ice cream cone.
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Комментарии • 441

  • @sneakysnickersnoopy
    @sneakysnickersnoopy 8 лет назад +2107

    I love how his material has gotten darker as he ages lmao

    • @SAMovieGeeks
      @SAMovieGeeks 5 лет назад +27

      The entire "falling out of love" bit and thinking it'd be easier if their partner just died.

    • @wbanm4417
      @wbanm4417 4 года назад +4

      Maybe it’s because he was in an abusive relationship

    • @Gaigai275
      @Gaigai275 3 года назад

      And he is just 26

    • @joshuadelgado1286
      @joshuadelgado1286 3 года назад +1

      All he’s doing is telling the truth

    • @mapacharlie
      @mapacharlie 3 года назад

      @@SAMovieGeeks 5555557

  • @ellenskipper7888
    @ellenskipper7888 6 лет назад +697

    “I’m breaking up with you.”
    “Why?”
    “‘Cause I’m... dead inside... I don’t kn-(Sigh)... You used to make me happy, but now your smile makes me sad.”
    Story of my life.

  • @hihijedi2
    @hihijedi2 8 лет назад +2762

    This guy needs a netflix special

  • @negakirine
    @negakirine 6 лет назад +855

    He‘s deliciously honest. We all have thoughts like these, luv.

    • @seolmihan100
      @seolmihan100 5 лет назад +4

      We all NORMAL PEOPLE have that kind of thoughts.
      😂

    • @DarkWandererAU
      @DarkWandererAU 5 лет назад +5

      In my 32 years of living, I can honestly say I've never put myself in a position where I grew to hate someone so much that I wished they would die just so that I could avoid the awkward situation of breaking up with them....as funny as it is 😂😂

    • @elyeliza8287
      @elyeliza8287 5 лет назад +1

      @@DarkWandererAU OMG i need you in my life, you seem like a person that makes good life choises

    • @thenarrator1921
      @thenarrator1921 5 лет назад +1

      The people who don't have these are either the ones who made a lotta good choices in life, or delusional people. The more "unscientific" side of psychology (particularly Jung) talks about acknowledging your evil nature. That is healthy thinking that you are actually capable of horrible things, something I regretted so much when I found out I was capable of cheating.

    • @borednerd2100
      @borednerd2100 4 года назад

      No.. Not really..

  • @freyamccullough8326
    @freyamccullough8326 8 лет назад +325

    That moment when you nod along to the part where he mentions wanting your significant other dead and your boyfriend notices.

    • @mrheyfuckoff1
      @mrheyfuckoff1 7 лет назад +22

      So... its been 2 months.
      Is your boyfriend still breathing?

    • @freyamccullough8326
      @freyamccullough8326 7 лет назад +72

      MrHeyfuckoff Maybe. I haven't looked inside his cell in a while

    • @maddytee5629
      @maddytee5629 7 лет назад +7

      Freya Baldwin-Stuart so relatable

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 7 лет назад +19

      Freya McCullough Awww-awww you're so nice. Atleast you gave him a cell.
      😉

    • @vianeyboruel504
      @vianeyboruel504 6 лет назад

      Hahaha

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse 8 лет назад +315

    With that face and smile, he could play the joker.

  • @mo-hammadabunaser1367
    @mo-hammadabunaser1367 8 лет назад +829

    "Your smile makes me sad, sooooo bye!!"
    So freakin relatable..

    • @PeterComedy17
      @PeterComedy17 8 лет назад +10

      then stop making people smile

    • @jimbos22
      @jimbos22 8 лет назад +1

      savage

    • @RegularDude00
      @RegularDude00 7 лет назад +1

      the more i think about this sentence the crueler it gets

    • @sploogerzz7548
      @sploogerzz7548 5 лет назад

      @No Akomplice no he isn't..

  • @ShubhamSharma-py1hu
    @ShubhamSharma-py1hu 4 года назад +469

    *"I pay more taxes than the current president"*
    This aged well

  • @ThatCheapDrummer
    @ThatCheapDrummer 8 лет назад +725

    Daniel Sloss is absolutely one of the best stand-up comics of today.

    • @fronkoshen9784
      @fronkoshen9784 8 лет назад +5

      ThatCheapDrummer oh dear...

    • @ThatCheapDrummer
      @ThatCheapDrummer 8 лет назад +31

      People have different tastes in humor. This guy and John Mulaney are pretty high up, for me.

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 8 лет назад +20

      +Alex Povich Oh no, a 5 minute stand up clip and you _barely_ laughed. He must be just the worst then.

    • @ThatCheapDrummer
      @ThatCheapDrummer 8 лет назад +12

      What I don't get is how he doesn't have a stand-up special on Netflix (or something) yet. He has 40-50 minutes worth of stand-up material from Conan alone.

    • @swiftbird2971
      @swiftbird2971 6 лет назад

      Yeah

  • @rougemoons6150
    @rougemoons6150 8 лет назад +844

    OMG THE SLOSSAGE IS BACK

  • @Pinolero1984
    @Pinolero1984 7 лет назад +451

    " I Pay more taxes than your current president. " 😂😂😂😂😂😂 , spot on.

  • @vahnn0
    @vahnn0 8 лет назад +172

    Dude is easily in my top 5 stand up acts.

  • @abhavluthra578
    @abhavluthra578 5 лет назад +45

    'If they were to just die' - had that exact thought in that pause.

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 6 лет назад +112

    Omg he did Jigsaw on Conan? How many people broke up that night 😂

  • @grapeapprentice2057
    @grapeapprentice2057 7 лет назад +175

    This video is way too relatable. I know he sounds a bit crazy when he’s talking about these things but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have that voice in the front of my head.

    • @rashisingal4972
      @rashisingal4972 5 лет назад

      You are 100% right.

    • @cejayidc
      @cejayidc Год назад

      You had me at the first half... until you said "front" of your head 🤣 are you doing alright?

  • @BlastedBilly
    @BlastedBilly 8 лет назад +510

    yay Macaulay Culkin is back!

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 8 лет назад +3

      Blasted Billy I forgot about that! 😹

  • @rarid12
    @rarid12 8 лет назад +86

    Finally. Have been waiting for Mr Slossage

  • @JaneBegger
    @JaneBegger 8 лет назад +404

    Saw him in Brighton (and hugged him) in November! He's absolutely brilliant but man, Americans weren't laughing half as hard as we were :D Such a sensitive crowd lol

    • @kingjamestres
      @kingjamestres 7 лет назад +13

      Jane Begger its more like older audiences won’t laugh as much. They make up the bulk of late night shows. I’m mean it’s not as if we don’t have comedians who say crazy things.

    • @riot8385
      @riot8385 6 лет назад

      They’re not really sensitive it’s just that it’s harder to make Americans laugh because we have laughed at ourselves and some of the worst things out there lol. He is really funny and as an American I laughed hard because I’m not so ‘sensitive’ as you said. Lol.

    • @psycold
      @psycold 6 лет назад +3

      Feral Wolf B.S. This is in Burbank, as in Southern California, as in offended people capital of the world next to San Fran.

    • @greenhillmario
      @greenhillmario 6 лет назад +11

      @Jeff B But... he's not Cockney he's Scottish

    • @carolineswindle7194
      @carolineswindle7194 5 лет назад

      I'm American, not sensitive. But I'm also Irish. I get it bro.

  • @hosly101
    @hosly101 8 лет назад +332

    I feel like he and Dan Howell should meet

    • @m.a.l3995
      @m.a.l3995 5 лет назад +9

      Holly Collins omg that’s so true his humour is so similar to Dan‘s 😂

    • @COSCOSBEATS
      @COSCOSBEATS 5 лет назад +3

      And Louis C.K and Bill Burr

    • @meluhch2837
      @meluhch2837 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @filastron
      @filastron 4 года назад +1

      YES

  • @JustME-qk5mx
    @JustME-qk5mx 8 лет назад +62

    Those eyes...is it just me or does he actually resemble Kate Mckinnon??

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 8 лет назад +17

      yup, i call them crazy eyes, strictly from a physical point of view, they look crazy. I personally love Kate Mckinnon and think she's great though

    • @elenaaces9990
      @elenaaces9990 6 лет назад +3

      If Kate McKinnon and Macaulay Culkin had a kid.

  • @agneshunger8273
    @agneshunger8273 5 лет назад +12

    “ have you ever bin in one of those relationships where you just fall out of love?" No but " falling out of love" was the reason my parents got devoiced . So kinda relate

  • @caitlinberardo4605
    @caitlinberardo4605 3 года назад +12

    This man is my intrusive thoughts personified

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser5001 8 лет назад +166

    he also pays more taxes than all the churches in this country combined, but no one mentions that.

    • @RandyKillerOrtan1
      @RandyKillerOrtan1 8 лет назад +15

      DJ Deckard Cain are you upset he mentioned Trump?

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc 8 лет назад +1

      And the Clintons

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc 8 лет назад

      Are you upset your shitbag candidate lost??

    • @jolenegrimmer4013
      @jolenegrimmer4013 8 лет назад +6

      Churches in the United States are all tax exempt. We ALL pay more taxes than all the churches in this country combined. Someone missed that day in US Gov class! ;-)

    • @jolenegrimmer4013
      @jolenegrimmer4013 8 лет назад +5

      Taxes aren't everything......unless you want roads, police, firemen, teachers, sewer and water systems, parks, sidewalks, etc.etc.

  • @coral-anne1328
    @coral-anne1328 7 лет назад +4

    I went to see Daniel up in soho and I’ve honestly never laughed so hard in my life- I can’t wait for him to do another show in London!

  • @jordanco7380
    @jordanco7380 8 лет назад +10

    I love this guy! Hilarious!! He just says what we all think but to afraid to say 😅

  • @janemai
    @janemai 7 лет назад +4

    This set is a guaranteed laugh every time :D love you, Daniel

  • @Pengy56
    @Pengy56 3 месяца назад

    Once he started talking about falling out of love I took three sips of water back to back and spit all them out. Daniel’s a genius with his punchlines and delivery

  • @megapanka
    @megapanka 8 лет назад +20

    Reminds me of George Constanta from Seinfeld trying to get off his wedding hahahaha

  • @damienherndon8824
    @damienherndon8824 7 лет назад +3

    That last relationship bit was very real. It had me belly laughing. Hahaha

  • @sowhat249
    @sowhat249 8 лет назад +47

    Please get Conan to play Resident Evil 7 in VR... With all the jumpscares, his reactions would be too good to miss...

    • @nicolasdiaz1542
      @nicolasdiaz1542 8 лет назад +1

      Живко Јанкулоски yes

    • @stefantherainbowphoenix
      @stefantherainbowphoenix 6 лет назад

      I don't understand the hype for "Resident Evil 7". You can't even call it a Resident Evil game because there are no zombies or parasite-infected people in this game, just one crazy family. It also doesn't have anything to do with the previous Resident Evil story afaik. They probably just called it "Resident Evil 7" because of the series' fame.

  • @jackstorm777
    @jackstorm777 8 лет назад +19

    Daniel Sloss is a special brand of sociopath and I absolutely adore him

  • @lemonadewithsnacks3733
    @lemonadewithsnacks3733 5 лет назад

    All I see is hard work, style, MATERIAL IN BUCKETS and STARDOM!!!! So real, so unique.

  • @KingLoki95
    @KingLoki95 8 лет назад +13

    I'm currently in a relationship I want to end. Been wondering how to do it.
    This is perfect.
    * copy-pastes link *

    • @Vtwinmax
      @Vtwinmax 5 лет назад

      *sendible chuckle* Dark humor resides in you too. You're a funny one. +1 for you

  • @CrankyNovelist7335
    @CrankyNovelist7335 8 лет назад +3

    He always makes me smile. Always. He will be forever funny.

  • @clumzyolivia
    @clumzyolivia 8 лет назад +71

    Freaking love that guy ! So relatable that it kinda scare me x')
    Am I a sociopath ?

    • @Tyc9909
      @Tyc9909 7 лет назад +1

      clumzyolivia if you relate to tripping 10 year olds, yes

    • @billiea.566
      @billiea.566 6 лет назад +1

      No, just human

  • @danielcook356
    @danielcook356 4 года назад +3

    That joke aged like fine wine.

  • @0811mikayla
    @0811mikayla 8 лет назад +9

    I love him!!! He's so funny!

  • @deepali6602
    @deepali6602 6 лет назад +6

    The breakup thing resonates me in my soul😂

  • @Pyzcute
    @Pyzcute 8 лет назад +3

    he doesnt disappoint ever!! lol 😂😂😂

  • @h.m.earley8694
    @h.m.earley8694 6 лет назад +3

    Why is this set so relatable? 😂

  • @hollywoodmovies2782
    @hollywoodmovies2782 4 года назад +1

    Finally i saw you after a very long time and i can't stop laughing and smiling too❤️

  • @TheMallucka
    @TheMallucka 8 лет назад

    he can see in my soul. how is this possible

  • @futurecartoonist6884
    @futurecartoonist6884 7 лет назад +2

    forget the crowd that's amazing way to end! 10 out of 10. dude has legit crazy eyes though.

  • @AngryBenny
    @AngryBenny 8 лет назад +6

    hahahahaha i love daniel sloss

  • @WyWy0207
    @WyWy0207 2 года назад

    "Because I'm dead inside....BYEEE"
    100 percent relate.

  • @StephJ0seph
    @StephJ0seph 5 лет назад

    2:02 Lol XD you can hear it in his voice that he had to keep himself from laughing to tell the joke.

  • @Jesstarasan
    @Jesstarasan 6 лет назад +2

    Conan! You need to have this guy establish residency for stand up here in Vegas if that’s even possible. He’s brilliant and would sell out every show! 👌🏼

  • @Costikeke
    @Costikeke 8 лет назад

    getting better and better on delivery, well done

  • @Najibar
    @Najibar 8 лет назад

    This may be the funniest dark humor that I've found today lol

  • @grxtc5014
    @grxtc5014 8 лет назад

    SO happy that he's back!

  • @Larsgrindstone2028
    @Larsgrindstone2028 4 года назад +2

    2:55 "And have the high ground"
    Normal people: meh
    Obi-wan Kenobi: (visible happiness)

  • @kadentoews7792
    @kadentoews7792 8 лет назад

    i was so happy when i saw this was available

  • @avaesmaily545
    @avaesmaily545 4 года назад +1

    My brain is messed upppp 😂 goddamn I relate too much to this

  • @notsosunny335
    @notsosunny335 4 года назад

    THE WAY IM RELATING IS SCARING ME TO DEATH PLSSSS

  • @kmienfoli
    @kmienfoli 8 лет назад

    I loooove this guy :D

  • @MCShvabo
    @MCShvabo 6 лет назад +1

    I relate with this guy so much!

  • @stellalucev6623
    @stellalucev6623 7 лет назад

    absolutely brilliant ... saw him 3 time and cannot wait for october to see his new show

  • @nickseacruz
    @nickseacruz 8 лет назад

    love this guy

  • @ines7812
    @ines7812 7 лет назад

    3:34 never have i ever laughed so fckn hard

  • @melaniewallner4994
    @melaniewallner4994 6 лет назад +3

    "kick it"😂😂

  • @chaseblackburn3210
    @chaseblackburn3210 6 лет назад +1

    i love this dude

  • @ritaistrashallthetime
    @ritaistrashallthetime 7 лет назад +18

    Sometimes I imagine myself punching a random stranger and it feels great

  • @SpaceCattttt
    @SpaceCattttt 6 лет назад +4

    Having bad thoughts is just part of considering your options before you act.
    If you didn't have bad thoughts, you wouldn't know which the good ones were.
    It's all relative.

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 3 года назад

    2:20 that is literally all of my brothers relationships

  • @Sam-si4ip
    @Sam-si4ip 7 лет назад

    I've had that wanting them to die thing... I'm only 16 😂😂

  • @myrarolston
    @myrarolston 8 лет назад

    i love this guy

  • @Puddlethumper
    @Puddlethumper 7 лет назад

    brutally hilarious

  • @hayden8827
    @hayden8827 2 года назад

    I don't trust people that don't have that voice there absolutely true it just need controlling and you'll be a good master. I love how truthful he is.

  • @turtleking7772
    @turtleking7772 6 лет назад +1

    Daniel Sloss basically is admitting to having anxiety disorder btw. The dark thoughts is a way of avoiding panic attacks so your brain is like has deep dark evil thoughts

  • @sarahwieser1283
    @sarahwieser1283 5 лет назад +1

    2.50 an on
    That's me.. Like srsly😂

  • @RK-qk6by
    @RK-qk6by 3 года назад

    He is that soul from the movie soul. Number 22. He has that vibe.

  • @kristynwilliams2794
    @kristynwilliams2794 3 года назад

    “You ever see a kitten and just think
    *kick it* -_-“

  • @victorcharlie6384
    @victorcharlie6384 8 лет назад +23

    testing the crowd with the tax joke

  • @BramCollier
    @BramCollier 8 лет назад +254

    Hahahan dafuq, it is very relatable tho...

  • @deadinside6996
    @deadinside6996 8 лет назад +1

    I see Daniel Sloss, I pressed like

  • @byron5306
    @byron5306 6 лет назад

    I genuinely get this
    Like i see my cat and i want to peg it across the back yard

    • @Sam-il1pl
      @Sam-il1pl 6 лет назад

      that's not normal bruh

  • @DESiSAUR
    @DESiSAUR 8 лет назад +1

    He's so cute😍😍😍😍😍

  • @SohailJafar1
    @SohailJafar1 8 лет назад +4

    Fellow Scot represent! ✌🏼

  • @noicety1886
    @noicety1886 3 года назад

    2:12
    The shadows or bags (idk) under his eyes makes the performance better for some reason.
    Is it just me?

  • @KarinaOmurzakova
    @KarinaOmurzakova 7 лет назад

    This is so relatable it's scary

  • @smilekatysmile
    @smilekatysmile 7 лет назад

    So him about 4 years ago at Edinburgh. Brilliant comedian

  • @etherealmuse5786
    @etherealmuse5786 3 года назад

    I relate to the relationship thing😂😂😂I'm glad I'm not alone

  • @reeko4390
    @reeko4390 4 года назад +5

    imagine being his ex gf and finding out he admitted to wanting you dead on tv😭

  • @maryjolisa7747
    @maryjolisa7747 5 лет назад +1

    Before he said "kick it" my brain thought "kick it"

  • @dbmeo3417
    @dbmeo3417 7 лет назад

    some lines got tingled a tiny tiny bit and I loooove it

  • @EN-kb5ow
    @EN-kb5ow 5 лет назад

    He is awesome!

  • @marianav6213
    @marianav6213 8 лет назад

    Omg he is so great

  • @MrStealthshot77
    @MrStealthshot77 8 лет назад

    The Slossness Monster comes back to Conan.

  • @ordoveritas
    @ordoveritas 8 лет назад +12

    Problem with the english language is that its too few word to explain the strongest feelings.
    I see/hear people everyday that say I love you to people they dont even know personally.
    We can all agree that love and hate are the strongest words we can use the explain what we feel.
    So do we truly love ice-cream and your loved ones?
    Do we truly hate genocide and getting stuck in traffic?
    English is my second language so please correct me or hate me, cause thats what youtube is all about ;)

    • @EMETRL
      @EMETRL 7 лет назад +1

      mate, it's called a thesaurus

    • @lililou2976
      @lililou2976 6 лет назад

      Sorry I'm late but I think you aren't wrong 😊 It's ok to love ice-cream and to love your friends. I think it depens on the situation ( another proof that things must be heard / seen in their context) But I agree that people now tend to use love or hate too easly😂 You said that english wasn't your first language which is also my case so maybe we missed something or don't understand something 😂😂😂

  • @zeragon7
    @zeragon7 8 лет назад +3

    This bit reminded me of Louis CK's "of course, but maybe" bit. Different takes on the same idea, but both done well. I enjoyed it.

  • @crystaldahmer6451
    @crystaldahmer6451 7 лет назад +1

    spectacular

  • @KuraiStone
    @KuraiStone 3 года назад +1

    it's weird hearing Sloss edited for TV lol but even without his delightfully filthy mouth, he's hilarious!

  • @TheSpeep
    @TheSpeep 4 года назад

    My voice mostly tells me to chuck my phone out of every window I see...

  • @kkumari-05
    @kkumari-05 5 лет назад +1

    2:45 can totally relate

  • @alojz300
    @alojz300 8 лет назад

    dark, man... love it!

  • @chrispine5069
    @chrispine5069 7 лет назад

    I too have that voice in the back of my head. :)

  • @Mainestify
    @Mainestify 7 лет назад +1

    I CAN TOTALLY RELATE

  • @charsugden22
    @charsugden22 7 лет назад

    Everything he said ive felt! 😂🤔

  • @Negacjaa
    @Negacjaa 8 лет назад

    I also have this voice in the back of my head, you can trust me, Daniel.

  • @CJ-gy8ie
    @CJ-gy8ie 8 лет назад +60

    Has any comic appeared on Conan more than this guy? I feel like this has to be his 6th or 7th appearance.

    • @racheladq8
      @racheladq8 6 лет назад +8

      I believe Conan is executive producer of both of Sloss' Netflix specials.

    • @user-ry9pd3hg7u
      @user-ry9pd3hg7u 5 лет назад

      racheladq8 what is daniels special called

    • @khamfai
      @khamfai 5 лет назад

      sunny Dark & Jigsaw I just finish watching it, really recommend if you haven’t watched already.

    • @user-ry9pd3hg7u
      @user-ry9pd3hg7u 5 лет назад

      Kam:p*Fai:r do you have the title of the series?

    • @khamfai
      @khamfai 5 лет назад

      sunny in my country (Thailand) it’s listed as “Daniel Sloss: Live Show” ... i typed his name to find it :)