@Dion St. Michael It's funny how you say others are noisy while you're just vomiting insults without arguments. And I'm not answering you if you answer, 'cause I don't think you'll ever say something even a little smart.
LA LA LA poor lab tech working two 12 hour half shifts trying to solve nurses problems while they bend over backwards trying to blame somebody else LA LA LA Being a nurse isn't that hard 😒
Louis CK is a guy who can go through the relevance of world hunger, the difference between men and women, the existence or non-existence of Heaven, The existence or non-existence of God, the reason why men are in charge and the woman's right to vote in America while making you laugh and appreciate his words on a super high frequency during his monologue. and in all that just under 9 minutes.
Yeah, he's all over the place - a sign of no joined-up thinking - which is why his content is trash. He is funny though, and that's his job. But his content is trash.
The Global Clinic- GlobalBiomedic Ltd. Fot what? masturbating in front of women with consent? He never raped or molested anyone. Do you even know how much is costs to hold prisoners? The country is already way over incarcerated with almost 2500000. Its fucking up the economy. The last thing your country needs is another 50 thousand non violent offenders. It can cost up 60,000 usd per year for one inmate. Is he a perv? Yeah sure, but thats not a reason to go to prison. That's fucking stupid and you put very little thought into the grand scope of what you're saying. Also, go take an English class. God damn dude.
I'm sure Louie is writing a killer set that addresses all he's been through in the last few years. He will be humble and hilarious with the right amount of humility.
@@JbtSveZauzeto1 it was a great joke in itself and the delivery but i dont agree with the statement, ofc. Jokes don't have to be factually, logically, or ideaologically correct IMO
Kinda late but yea, I remember he joked about being racist (him joking about f*pping in front of women multiple times means atleast he means half of the jokes he tells) but he doesnt want to share what he's racist about. IMO he's racist against white people, and I kinda understand that.
I just love how Louis C.K.'s mind works, so broad observational skill. (Reminds me of his influence and my Idol George Carlin). I mean, he's known as the "masturbator" comedian, but, at least he admitted it and owning to his wrongdoing. (not being insensitive to his victims) And I will speak for everybody here, we just miss this fucking dark idiotic genius of a comedian.
Maybe that's why they call it 'mother earth' and say 'god is our father'.. earth and god were married once.. had billions of kids..got divorced.. took mutual custody.. and this is probably our time with mom.. we die.. and we go to dads house..
+Emmy Janina (EmmyWithKetchup) Don't know about the creation thing, but the diverce thing kinda works with pollution. If you live with your mom she'll be the one suffering your mess, washing dirty clothes etc.
@Emma Janina Yep. God created earth. That makes earth the daughter of God. And God and earth fucked.....he fucked his own daughter......and then humans were born.....so incest is a God approved thing.....and God is our father and and grandfather......so I dont know anything now
I seriously feel more enlightened and happier after watching this guys videos!! I've been arguing with my girlfriend for the past few days, and this helped a lot :D
Louis CK is the best thing i have seen on television screen...ever! I had so much laughter watching his comedy shows : "Shameless","Chewd up","Hillarious","One night stand","Beacon Theatre","Oh My God" ...if you haven't watched it, you MUST! It's all outrageosly funny..and i remember this guy talking about himself going into standup and television business ..and saying "I have to make this shit better" ..Well as far as i know he nailed it forever!
thank you for not deleting this. whatever anyone has to say about separating the art from the artist, if you don't like this art at all im sure you'd disagree with me but this should be allowed to exist imo
hey im from 2020 and this is my favorite stand up piece ever , how this is only 9 minutes long?, this is so thoughtful and so funny i love this set with all my heart!!!
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The orchestra dudes laughing behind him are great.
@The Global Clinic- GlobalBiomedic Ltd. 1. He didn't commit any sort of crime.
2. He's not Jewish.
@The Global Clinic- GlobalBiomedic Ltd. fool
That's a band not an orchestra but yes, they are great :)
Good eye .
Why do i look at the black dude to see if hes laughing at the black jokes. Its like i need his approval to laugh lol.
"It's like...annoying." I love this man.
@Dion St. Michael you're SoOOoO kOooOoL
@Dion St. Michael It's funny how you say others are noisy while you're just vomiting insults without arguments. And I'm not answering you if you answer, 'cause I don't think you'll ever say something even a little smart.
I LOVE HIS STARBUCKS WHITE GIRL ACCENT
That's his black president accent
SAME
LOL, no. It's his whinney priviledged white SJW accent, and it's perfect.
LA LA LA poor lab tech working two 12 hour half shifts trying to solve nurses problems while they bend over backwards trying to blame somebody else LA LA LA
Being a nurse isn't that hard 😒
@sabbracadabra la la la LA la la laaa EVERYBODY!
The chicken and the egg part was AMAZING.
Pseudo Symmetry cause it was the only joke you understood
It's 2021 and I've found out about this man 4 years ago... And I just can't get tired of him, his sense of humor is amazing
You should try his sitcom from 90's
Wow, THAT's how you do a monologue! Best one I've seen in recent times.
Can we have LCK back now?
PLEASE!!
You think like trump...
Really Are you talking to me? Cause i don t have any clue about Trump's thoughts.
He has the support from his peers. I think he’s gonna be back soon :)
All y haters can suck a bag of dicks
Louis CK is a guy who can go through the relevance of world hunger, the difference between men and women, the existence or non-existence of Heaven, The existence or non-existence of God, the reason why men are in charge and the woman's right to vote in America while making you laugh and appreciate his words on a super high frequency during his monologue.
and in all that just under 9 minutes.
Yeah, he's all over the place - a sign of no joined-up thinking - which is why his content is trash. He is funny though, and that's his job. But his content is trash.
Was just thinking about that. He's a genius.
@@sunnyjim1355 what about his content being all over the place equals trash?
@@sunnyjim1355 Trash content huh? The guy is a comic genius and a virtuoso storyteller. The only trash here is your opinion.
A b s o l u t e l y
I love Louis CK, he's probably my favorite comedian of all time. Brilliant and current and so funny!
This comment hasn't aged well.
I did it first before everyone copied me, but yeah I agree those comments are annoying. I process my annoyance at those comments by copying them.
You're pretty.
I miss Louis C.K. Fuck this dumb society. These stupid womens that complained about him should be the ones ashamed.
The Global Clinic- GlobalBiomedic Ltd.
Fot what? masturbating in front of women with consent? He never raped or molested anyone. Do you even know how much is costs to hold prisoners? The country is already way over incarcerated with almost 2500000. Its fucking up the economy. The last thing your country needs is another 50 thousand non violent offenders. It can cost up 60,000 usd per year for one inmate. Is he a perv? Yeah sure, but thats not a reason to go to prison. That's fucking stupid and you put very little thought into the grand scope of what you're saying. Also, go take an English class. God damn dude.
Bring him back! I never get tired of watching his monologues again and again and again.
He's one of the best of all time. Let's accept his remorse and apologies and move on, the world will be much better.
Nah, let's realise he did nothing wrong and shouldn't have had to apologize at all.
@@TheTurinturumbar sure sexual assault its nothing….
@@hola-sn7lh no, actual sexual assault is not nothing. Asking if he can jack off in front of them and apologizing if he gets a no is not assault.
@@hola-sn7lh assault lol
@@TheTurinturumbarI actually always felt this way. (Finally got to see him last month, so frikken hilarious!! Love this guy!
Always was, is and will be the king
This man is so smart. Amazing words and logic.
I'm sure Louie is writing a killer set that addresses all he's been through in the last few years.
He will be humble and hilarious with the right amount of humility.
And so he did
@@juliosamaniego6585 twice till now in his specials
What else can you tell me about the future? Don’t hold out on me!
Yup! Seen him about 3 weeks ago, very humble and frikken hilarious!
@@bsidegirl9069 Saw a clip of his show at the Garden and he is STILL getting better
Honestly, this was so well said. Haha
He uses physical side of comedy so well there at 5:50 with lifting his arms and then lowering them to create emphasis
Such amazing story telling
Face expressions are on point two 😆
Love it how time and again Louis takes familiar material and somehow manages to find new twists and perspectives
louie is awesome
"What happened to our mom?... What did he do to our mom??..." LMAO HAHAHHAHA
"I've never been murdered" - Best standup line ever
I watch him daily. I need my daily dose of his humour to cope with reality.
I could help with your reality
he is good
I am impressed to see a laaaydddyyyy follower
@@reddevil211287 was that a Bill Burr podcast reference????
@@samramsaydrummer why yes indeed :)
Every night before sleep, i get my dose of dark humor from Louis.
.
Oh. Also after waking up. And also throughout the day.
Wow, that did not feel like 9 minutes...
There's never enough Louis
Time feels faster if you're having fun.
How has there not been a "That's what she said" comment here??
Faith in humanity -2 thousand
@Jimmy Rustling
Didn't say it, doesn't count
@Jimmy Rustling /golf clap
GREAT monologue!!
I'm always amazed how these musicians can transit from applauding to playing their instrument in, like, a fraction of a second.
this is more of a standup than a monologue, funnier than SNL writers can be.
fun story: he was a writer for conan once ...
And David Letterman, The Dana Carvey Show, and the Chris Rock Show.
whats the difference
and yet, still not that funny
@@blackie75 You are just a sad idiot.
monologue saved this episode
Please let this man host again, he's awesome!
I’ve watched this a thousand times . And still makes me laugh
That voice is definitely lumpy space princess!
You know you're comedy is brilliant when the guitarist on the left is losing his shit.
The guy on the left is a bassist
Because he's black? Racist!
Ravi Teja Not racist, when I started playing bass I instantly became black too.
you should try stand-up comedy
great comedian
i am miss you so much Louis! come back soon pleaseeeee
"helps white people sleep...they shouldnt be able to."... I hate when great louis jokes get missed by dull audiences
What's so great about it?
@@JbtSveZauzeto1 whoosh
@@Steo-y4m So, what's so great about it? Why shouldn't I be able to sleep?
@@JbtSveZauzeto1 it was a great joke in itself and the delivery but i dont agree with the statement, ofc. Jokes don't have to be factually, logically, or ideaologically correct IMO
@MattHavens That's absolutely right bro...!
like if you are looking for the reaction on the jokes from the 2 men sitting behind him
there are 4 actually
Mads Jacob Sjagrijack every monologue lol
and the woman.. i always rewatch Louis's monologues everytime i can and watch the band behind laughing. They are the same in all these years!
You mean just a clump of nothing that makes a noise?
I did but I won't like
I will always love him.
It's July2020 and I'm still a Louis fan. There, I said it.
The people that aren't really got their feelings hurt didn't they haha. So glad he's back
"somewhere in heaven there's a porch with a dead lady under it"
Lol yes
this actually made me realize how smart louis is
"I've never been murdered" always cracks me up.
"It's a machine that helps white people sleep at night..........because we shouldn't be able to."
How did that last part go without a laugh?
yeah he even paused for a bit there and still nothing
They must not have heard it lol
best joke in the whole set
Kinda late but yea, I remember he joked about being racist (him joking about f*pping in front of women multiple times means atleast he means half of the jokes he tells) but he doesnt want to share what he's racist about. IMO he's racist against white people, and I kinda understand that.
Slipped by everyone. Probably best line of the whole monólogo
This was brilliant.
Absolutely love this guy!
I've.. never been murdered .... :D
Tupemo Yet.
Okay I'm scared now.
Tupemo haha, sorry! I just wish he'd have said that 😉
That was a great segway
Im from Brazil and i love american stand up comedy. I know a lot of comedians and to me this man is the best comedian in the world.
'Tell me about it I've been here since 1983' is the funniest fucking line ever
Can we have him back already !!
"What happened to our Mom?" - Louis C.K.
I just love how Louis C.K.'s mind works, so broad observational skill. (Reminds me of his influence and my Idol George Carlin).
I mean, he's known as the "masturbator" comedian, but, at least he admitted it and owning to his wrongdoing. (not being insensitive to his victims)
And I will speak for everybody here, we just miss this fucking dark idiotic genius of a comedian.
He has jewish humor, it's so damn funny...l had a jewish friend like this. I nearly died of laughter.
They weren't "victims" he asked if he could and they said yes. That's consensual.
Maybe that's why they call it 'mother earth' and say 'god is our father'.. earth and god were married once.. had billions of kids..got divorced.. took mutual custody.. and this is probably our time with mom.. we die.. and we go to dads house..
+Emmy Janina (EmmyWithKetchup) Man you just got me mindfucked
+Emmy Janina (EmmyWithKetchup) Don't know about the creation thing, but the diverce thing kinda works with pollution. If you live with your mom she'll be the one suffering your mess, washing dirty clothes etc.
M I N D B L O W N
@Emma Janina Yep. God created earth. That makes earth the daughter of God. And God and earth fucked.....he fucked his own daughter......and then humans were born.....so incest is a God approved thing.....and God is our father and and grandfather......so I dont know anything now
Mind = blown
I've seen these Louis ck monologs like 17 times... Louis ck is a genius
My favorite comedian.I can so relate to him.
I seriously feel more enlightened and happier after watching this guys videos!! I've been arguing with my girlfriend for the past few days, and this helped a lot :D
What were you arguing about?
He is truly a standup genius!
@Dion St. Michael lots of strong words there, eh? Someone compensating for a two-inch pee pee?
Only a true man can wear wife-beater and child-murders at the same time.
Louis to host Oscars 2016! YES!
Can we get a trend going on twitter?
Freaking beautiful genious Louie. Love you forever
"I haven't seen 12 years a slave yet, I'm waiting until its on cable" 😂😂😂 fucking dead
My two all time favorite SNL monologues are both Louis CK.
The King of Stand-up Comedy, Louis CK.
But he's not funny. Likeable and amusing but not funny.
The whole wife-beater thing is on fucking point XD
Louis CK is the best thing i have seen on television screen...ever! I had so much laughter watching his comedy shows : "Shameless","Chewd up","Hillarious","One night stand","Beacon Theatre","Oh My God" ...if you haven't watched it, you MUST! It's all outrageosly funny..and i remember this guy talking about himself going into standup and television business ..and saying "I have to make this shit better" ..Well as far as i know he nailed it forever!
I got the white noise machine, they live next door.
he is the best
Hell of a drum fill there at 0:17.
love this guy
Louis is the best😂
If you're having a bad life don't say "My life is awfull!" , say "My weekend with dad pretty much sucks!"
This
Amazing guy!! Great monologue.
I miss Louis man :( he's my favourite comedian
thank you for not deleting this. whatever anyone has to say about separating the art from the artist, if you don't like this art at all im sure you'd disagree with me but this should be allowed to exist imo
This guy is a legend! =)
the best thing about this video is the reaction of the people behind him.
You know the comedians good when the band laughs just as much as the croud 😂😂
This man is a gift of God
Time for Louis to come back!
December 12,2020... louie is still Superb.
louie is the radiohead of comedy//hes like a theraphy session
6:44 "and when you die you go to mom's house" - this is probably the most George Carlinesque joke he has
hey im from 2020 and this is my favorite stand up piece ever , how this is only 9 minutes long?, this is so thoughtful and so funny i love this set with all my heart!!!
same dude same
love you Louis😂❤️
Louie to host Oscars 2016 ... anyone ?
+Iman B. Rad lol Bill Burr would be great to :p
+Patrick Moreira Don't think he'd be as good as Louie, tho
+Iman B. Rad lol I don't think he's an Awards show host kinda comedian but I would love to see that!
+Iman B. Rad louie should host Oscars, Grammy, Emmy...all of them.
That'll never happen because he'll rip everyone to shreds and go home for dinner.
One of the best and funniest thing that ever existed on RUclips 👍👍
How did a comedian made me question my spirituality?
"I've been here since 1983, or whenever, I don't know when God started"
I love those nonsense Louie's phrases.
We need him back. Funniest comedian I have ever heard.
Wtf? You seem to not rlly want him back, since you didnt wake up to the fact that hes "back" since a while and released two specials already :D
Just continue producing, we love it.
2023 and still loving his sense of humour! Wink if you agree. I know you're there 😉
I have missed him so much. ❤️
This might be the best 10 minutes of stand up of all time
Urgh louis we need you back mann please come back
7 minutes into the video and the bassist gives you that look ^^
His ability to just grab your attention and take care of the rest is incredible. He had to become a master of psychology to get this funny.
i watch this monologue like once a week, i quote it all the time it's fucking poetry
I love watching the band laugh.
My favorite stand up comedian of all times.
Patrice O’Neal was also world class like this.
I miss this man :( comedy is not the same
Louis always brilliant
"You can't just go 'CHICKEN!'"
I mean the egg came from a pre-chicken.
Just brilliant, bring him BACK!!!
Love you Louis