Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @BrakeMaster7
    @BrakeMaster7 7 лет назад +7187

    Props to them for not deleting this vid

    • @woodgecko106
      @woodgecko106 7 лет назад +32

      yet

    • @Meredith.A
      @Meredith.A 7 лет назад +28

      still up

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra 6 лет назад +62

      @@nicholassinks2546 Same here.
      JK I don't watch SNL

    • @JoshuaFrick3
      @JoshuaFrick3 6 лет назад +96

      Dafuq would they remove this video for? Here's an unpleasant truth to the all the SJWs out there. Some very unpleasant shit has happened in human history, and you're going to need to keep on saving your pennies on up to afford a big enough eraser to wipe it all away. It just isn't ever going to happen... So, maybe stop worrying about re-writing history so much & start focusing on the fucking here & now. Also, so what dude jacked off in front of a couple girls. Let's try & keep this in perspective and stop treating him like he's Harvey Weinstein.

    • @beback_
      @beback_ 6 лет назад +13

      They're not Stalin lol

  • @sh4p31y
    @sh4p31y 7 лет назад +3514

    You know you're the best in the world if you open with "why did the chicken cross the road"

    • @luisenriquegonzalez-jimene6727
      @luisenriquegonzalez-jimene6727 5 лет назад +94

      Back in the days, you knew you were the best in the world if you opened with "Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion..." :-D

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 5 лет назад +16

      Icaro Aldebaran
      Fucking right! None of these guys are fit to carry that man’s luggage.
      George Carlin is the GOAT

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 5 лет назад +28

      telanis9
      You need to go to the hospital. Your funny bone is fucking broken.

    • @luisenriquegonzalez-jimene6727
      @luisenriquegonzalez-jimene6727 5 лет назад +32

      ​@@telanis9 I had never known about a person describing Carlin's material as "unoriginal obvious things". Even Louis CK praised him and mentioned him as an inspiration. At the end, it is all about preferences but you don´t need to make an extreme and incorrect statement to defend your preferences :-)

    • @bws1971
      @bws1971 5 лет назад +29

      @@telanis9 Dude, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

  • @TheBlackMambaa248
    @TheBlackMambaa248 2 года назад +746

    “I’m just telling you what happened” is one of the funniest tags I’ve ever heard. Louie is a tremendous comedy mind and will be back at the top within a few years.

    • @itstek
      @itstek 2 года назад +25

      i think he's back on top and never left hahaha

    • @KVWilson21
      @KVWilson21 2 года назад +4

      That's a fact‼

    • @ComradeMarx1017
      @ComradeMarx1017 Год назад +9

      He still sells out venues and he does the biggest comedy podcasts in the country. He's still doing well thankfully.

    • @DonDotto99
      @DonDotto99 Год назад +4

      He's fine. He got a raw deal but he can't be canceled.

    • @danmaddox2849
      @danmaddox2849 Год назад +5

      He just sold out Madison Square garden lol

  • @catlikethief1718
    @catlikethief1718 Год назад +390

    The way he connects things is insane to me. The guy is a comical genius.

  • @jsmith7348
    @jsmith7348 4 года назад +2537

    I think Louie just won the funniest “ why did the chicken cross the road “ joke ever award

    • @PoopVintner
      @PoopVintner 3 года назад +13

      Genius.

    • @Totano84
      @Totano84 3 года назад +32

      Louis C.K. could win a Pulitzer Prize with a knock knock joke. The man's a comedy genious.

    • @patfrerking
      @patfrerking 3 года назад +4

      How? I didn't laugh once. Loui is funny but not here. Just imagine how good comedy would be if everyone could overcome stage fright. I would be way richer than Loui.

    • @jsmith7348
      @jsmith7348 3 года назад +49

      @@patfrerking im sure you have plently of original chicken cross the road jokes that are wayyy funnier than louie's . If only that pesky stage fright didnt keep you hidden away in shame and squalor you could grace the world with your comedic musings and show us how much better than louie you really are.

    • @f4k4
      @f4k4 3 года назад +1

      @@jsmith7348 give us your funniest one

  • @RogersBase
    @RogersBase 7 лет назад +2606

    "Do you wanna try that again?" LOLOL

    • @devonmontes3143
      @devonmontes3143 7 лет назад +19

      RogersBase omg I never thought I'd see you on this. Can't wait for your review tomorrow!

    • @shenron8752
      @shenron8752 7 лет назад +11

      ROGER, holy shit!

    • @mossicely
      @mossicely 7 лет назад +10

      Seeing OP reviewer extraordinaire on an unrelated video, wow!

    • @PattyTrills
      @PattyTrills 7 лет назад +6

      Roger base my man is here hello from the pokemon community

    • @123edd123
      @123edd123 7 лет назад +6

      RogersBase it's rogerbase #ckBOYS!

  • @VolvagiasBlaze
    @VolvagiasBlaze 7 лет назад +3351

    It´s always weird seeing Louis not wear a black t shirt

    • @Alejandro_87
      @Alejandro_87 7 лет назад +2

      Volvagia´s Blaze I agree but I mean it is SNL Live in NYC.. Millionaires, celebrities, geniuses, models.. do you go to a wedding your work clothes?

    • @ColombianThunder
      @ColombianThunder 7 лет назад +38

      omartheodd well he has worn a black t shirt before in his monologue

    • @CH03
      @CH03 7 лет назад +25

      ColombianThunder he stated in a previous interview that he used to prefer dressing down, but with age he is starting to like dressing up in suits. That's why he wore a suit in almost all of his appearances in 2017.

    • @pablosamjose
      @pablosamjose 7 лет назад

      omartheodd I mean this is his work

    • @B4raCk0s4Ma
      @B4raCk0s4Ma 7 лет назад

      That's way too small and tight for him lol

  • @damshek
    @damshek 5 лет назад +3327

    This is what Seinfeld called "tap-dancing over six laser beams without touching a single one".

    • @DNotzz
      @DNotzz 5 лет назад +137

      This is called parroting a comment you saw on an earlier Louis CK video to seem smart and like you actually knew that quote.

    • @damshek
      @damshek 5 лет назад +372

      ​@@DNotzz I knew that quote from "talking funny", which is where everybody else who used that quote knows it from. You know, because that's where he said it.
      Are you seriously that desperate for excuses to sound smart on the internet?

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 5 лет назад +15

      Yes it applies to his child molester bit on the other snl special. Well there were 3. It's one of them. This one is solid tho, the animals, and hotel...
      Dan true fans of CK and Seinfeld and such know that quote, what's wrong with mentionning it? Typical millenial or post-millenial asshole...like small child or teen who has no idea what he's doing but tries to abuse and sound smart whenever possible.

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 5 лет назад +3

      Stu no he didn't. Sjw's and crazy women are on a rampage, many men are goin down.

    • @---tw6qk
      @---tw6qk 5 лет назад +15

      @@DNotzz This is called commenting something shitty for no other reason than to show the world that you're a dick.

  • @kurtkish6970
    @kurtkish6970 6 лет назад +938

    “I don’t care that you’re upset- I’m still getting the goat”.
    Comic genius.

    • @jamiej6638
      @jamiej6638 5 лет назад +3

      He really is BUT it didnt really click for him until after his divorce. Before, not too funny, after, hilarious.

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 3 года назад +1

      Cos of your comment, I went back and watched it again. Better second time around.

    • @EddwardScissorhands
      @EddwardScissorhands 3 года назад +1

      Also he is the goat aka “I’m still getting the g.o.a.t.” award. so double meaning to that joke aka he is a genius🍻

    • @g00dGuY34
      @g00dGuY34 3 года назад +4

      I never understood the goat/trash can joke. Can someone explain

    • @strongholds12
      @strongholds12 2 года назад +1

      Occultard inside joke

  • @vthyaga
    @vthyaga 2 года назад +66

    The line after 1:09: "I'm just telling you what happened." - a strategic throwaway line gets such a great laugh! Brilliant.

    • @JackBirdbath
      @JackBirdbath 10 месяцев назад +1

      His tags are legendary. The goat.

  • @abodetracy7199
    @abodetracy7199 4 года назад +694

    The line "In person or in moose" is amazingly underrated

    • @kb-ev3fc
      @kb-ev3fc 4 года назад +2

      i don’t get it

    • @_vblax
      @_vblax 4 года назад +4

      @@kb-ev3fc a moose isn't a person, it's kind of a pun

    • @sandinogallese8221
      @sandinogallese8221 3 года назад +3

      I know right?! So underrated! Funny and clever is such a subtle and understated way.

    • @vademecor
      @vademecor 3 года назад +2

      I came here to say this.

    • @sandinogallese8221
      @sandinogallese8221 3 года назад +1

      @@vademecor in person or in moose?

  • @eddyhuang5346
    @eddyhuang5346 9 месяцев назад +22

    All his monologues have been truly legendary

  • @TehDubster
    @TehDubster 7 лет назад +502

    Louis CK just doesnt give a shit anymore, I fucking love it. He has no boundaries

    • @Alex_1729
      @Alex_1729 7 лет назад +4

      He has them, but he's a badass so he steps over them and goes on forever.

    • @timkayjr2958
      @timkayjr2958 7 лет назад +2

      He thrives on the boundaries. FACT
      AND FUCKING KILLING IT

    • @dloadthis1617
      @dloadthis1617 7 лет назад +3

      That's exactly the problem! He has no boundaries because he is a sex pervert. He's not even funny!

    • @grunhumig2277
      @grunhumig2277 7 лет назад +7

      got that right

    • @SONOFABITCH
      @SONOFABITCH 7 лет назад +8

      this comment has taken on a whole new significance.

  • @XxTanxManxJudoxX
    @XxTanxManxJudoxX 7 лет назад +2651

    Still a fan tbh here's to counting down the days until his next special

    • @TheUnpluggedWop
      @TheUnpluggedWop 7 лет назад +11

      Space Monkey maybe later this year, or early 2019

    • @maxmarks3503
      @maxmarks3503 7 лет назад +64

      Me too man. Someday he’ll be making jokes about the whole thing, I’m sure.

    • @samuelguzman9143
      @samuelguzman9143 6 лет назад +7

      You’ll have to be patient, he’s gonna start small again.

    • @ArslanJumayev
      @ArslanJumayev 6 лет назад +6

      There is a special place in hell for people using "tbh"

    • @benjamincox4211
      @benjamincox4211 6 лет назад +5

      Tyler Durden I am Jack's grammar patrol

  • @some1overthere1
    @some1overthere1 6 лет назад +1172

    So it was 28 years of struggling, then 4 great years and after that back to misery.
    Louie, I sure do miss you and wish you good luck.

    • @TonyRios
      @TonyRios 4 года назад

      What did he do?

    • @carpthekid
      @carpthekid 4 года назад +63

      Tony Rios absolutely nothing

    • @TonyRios
      @TonyRios 4 года назад +14

      @@carpthekid man life isn't fair

    • @snarkbait6058
      @snarkbait6058 4 года назад +71

      @@CamJames Googled it just to check again, still looks like nothing. But that's coming from an asshole like me, who thinks you have to go through a little bit more than sticking around while a guy beats his dick to pimp out your supposed victimhood. Again, that's just me...and mostly everyone else, but you're still free to put on your pussy hat and rage with the all the Lisa Loeb-lookin' bitches.

    • @delanogerber3715
      @delanogerber3715 4 года назад +3

      @Brandon S When's the last time you showered buddy?

  • @leomdk939
    @leomdk939 3 года назад +472

    I've never seen a single flat Louis CK routine. It's always great. This was no exception.

    • @murtadha96
      @murtadha96 3 года назад +2

      100%

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 3 года назад +7

      His really old stuff is not good, but he became a genius eventually.

    • @leomdk939
      @leomdk939 3 года назад

      @@michaelj6392 OK, yes, I agree with that. I was only thinking of Louis CK after he matured as a comedian, but you're right, his early stuff was just kinda OK.

    • @mickbreeden6516
      @mickbreeden6516 2 года назад +2

      His old stuff is hit or miss but yeah since he's hit his stride it's been nonstop excellence.

    • @quackster8295
      @quackster8295 2 года назад +3

      @@michaelj6392 he had this one set from a long time ago when he was broke and it was actually really hilarious. Look up “Louis CK Broke”

  • @kiddisley5890
    @kiddisley5890 7 лет назад +183

    Those first 2 jokes were a huge tribute to george carlin! "He walked in and started with a risky joke, most comedians would have sandwiched that joke in cute jokes and brought it up at the end" haha

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 7 лет назад +21

      Franz Isley “chickens are decent people”.

  • @Cal-md1et
    @Cal-md1et 7 лет назад +71

    This reminds me of the scene in 'Louie' where he is on his way to the benefit with Jerry and has "chickens are stupid" written down on his notepad. Guess he developed the idea lol

  • @blackraspberryproductions8118
    @blackraspberryproductions8118 5 лет назад +687

    When He comes back, the world will be a better place. Not for everyone, "Of Course, but MAYBE."

    • @brianban110
      @brianban110 5 лет назад +9

      of course

    • @crandy7658
      @crandy7658 5 лет назад +5

      @Mars King look up of course, but maybe. Great bit from one of his specials

    • @chrispomaski
      @chrispomaski 4 года назад +3

      New special came out last week!

    • @jgfunk
      @jgfunk 4 года назад +3

      Of course not.... Of course not.... But maaaaaaayyyyybeeee

  • @lethalwolf7455
    @lethalwolf7455 Год назад +29

    One of the top 3 best opening monologues ever, Louis’ other one is also in top 3(and if this one pushed it to the edge, that one pushed it off the cliff!) the other is Norm’s epic roasting of the show itself😂

  • @sngv4429
    @sngv4429 6 лет назад +69

    Thank you Louis for all the good laughs that you bring to me and to all the folks that truly appreciate your work. Much love!

  • @JuneYjune
    @JuneYjune 7 лет назад +5254

    is it wrong to miss him?

    • @אלון-ת2ל
      @אלון-ת2ל 7 лет назад +104

      June Y maybe but we are two😂😓

    • @the5thdimension329
      @the5thdimension329 7 лет назад +759

      Let the man bust a nut

    • @yallgottaunderstand
      @yallgottaunderstand 7 лет назад +762

      What Louis did was pathetic and gross. But he is still a comedic genius and I truly believe he is a good person. He'll be back. Trust me

    • @simonetanzi5103
      @simonetanzi5103 7 лет назад +141

      I miss him so much already

    • @evanderholiday3427
      @evanderholiday3427 7 лет назад +416

      Absolutely not. It's all been blown out of proportion

  • @TheMMObro
    @TheMMObro 7 лет назад +100

    Louis can open an act with "why did the chicken cross the road" and still be hilarious.. amazing

    • @TheMMObro
      @TheMMObro 7 лет назад +6

      like legit this was content thst was kid friendly yet still hilarious. nvm not anymore, talking about trash can sex lmao

  • @dangleesack7617
    @dangleesack7617 5 лет назад +234

    I’m so glad SNL didn’t take his monologues down

    • @Superstarseven
      @Superstarseven 4 года назад +3

      That's the surprising part, isn't it? It's been 3 years already.

    • @dangleesack7617
      @dangleesack7617 4 года назад +3

      @@Superstarseven time flies when you’re getting me too’d 😂

    • @stephenstrang590
      @stephenstrang590 3 года назад +2

      Good point.

  • @karla3519
    @karla3519 7 лет назад +310

    I still love ya Louis!

  • @andreiafernandes6009
    @andreiafernandes6009 6 лет назад +77

    He is so awesome! bring him baaaaaaccckkk

  • @MojoMachin3
    @MojoMachin3 7 лет назад +1714

    Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr,Chris Rock, Louis CK are the godfathers of comedy right about now. I wish Patrice O'Neal was still here so bad.

    • @2clipp
      @2clipp 7 лет назад +5

      AlphaAchilles no he didnt

    • @ravenswood118
      @ravenswood118 7 лет назад +21

      minus bill burr, he sucks.

    • @ek5847
      @ek5847 7 лет назад +16

      Love Doug Stanhope.

    • @SkateSka
      @SkateSka 7 лет назад +15

      playandrepeat - w-what? Nobody has honestly said that in years, I'm sure.

    • @ATL3xtra
      @ATL3xtra 7 лет назад +33

      Patrice was absolutely underrated ...
      He was funny as hell

  • @frederickvoid4589
    @frederickvoid4589 5 лет назад +830

    Anyone watching in 2019? Who wants him back?

    • @arashesmaeili3799
      @arashesmaeili3799 5 лет назад +5

      Hell yeah!

    • @TheNervousnation
      @TheNervousnation 5 лет назад +2

      We all do

    • @riase
      @riase 5 лет назад +1

      Me

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 5 лет назад

      ABSOLUTELY!

    • @lilybean3533
      @lilybean3533 5 лет назад +5

      His offense is the least threatening of all I’ve heard. he’s just a weird guy, like most people, and I don’t care I just want more of his comedy

  • @MattNicassio
    @MattNicassio 7 лет назад +175

    Louie is just beyond funny. There's literally never been a comedian that I enjoy as much as Louis CK. None of his material is really groundbreaking, not like Carlin or Pryor who have acts that are very specific and meaningful and you'll remember forever. Louis has material that is like Seinfeld the show, it's about nothing, but he just does it so well!

    • @iamsancho443
      @iamsancho443 6 лет назад +6

      How about Billy Burr?

    • @Lappu1984
      @Lappu1984 5 лет назад +2

      I am Sancho bill burr is a savage too

    • @123G-r4d
      @123G-r4d 5 лет назад

      Matt Nicassio She's too hot for you vro

    • @shizu-chan3942
      @shizu-chan3942 5 лет назад +2

      Bill burr is even more naturally hilarious. CK was great until I saw Bill Burr and now he's my favorite comedian right next to Carlin. Bill makes me laugh, Carlin makes me think. Chappelle is also a top favorite along with Chris Rock. Patrice was ok too, but his style and topics never appealed to me. He's a man's comedian generally. Others tackle all kinds of topics that vary across the board.

  • @jeki6035
    @jeki6035 2 года назад +17

    Pure comedy genius. His series "Louis" was a masterpiece. One if the greatest Comedian of all time.

  • @Mr_Wiley
    @Mr_Wiley 7 лет назад +410

    I would have preferred this not ending.

    • @joshurlay
      @joshurlay 7 лет назад +4

      How did this get over 200 likes before a single comment?

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 6 лет назад

      As good as this was, I feel it was foreshadowed by his first SNL monologue. Now, *that* shouldn't have ended.

    • @Sarah-wu2jt
      @Sarah-wu2jt Месяц назад

      What a thing to say. I didn’t know I felt that way about this monologue until I read your comment

  • @DM-lv7tl
    @DM-lv7tl 2 года назад +18

    The laundry bit is so brilliant. he makes a complete ass of himself yet it makes a profound point about selfishness.

    • @RageDaug
      @RageDaug 5 месяцев назад +1

      Brilliant and unfortunately so relatable. 😆

  • @vihockeyguy1
    @vihockeyguy1 5 лет назад +81

    “I don’t care that you’re upset”
    Words to live by

  • @godsmacked1000
    @godsmacked1000 7 лет назад +48

    "Last time you took a dump, did you name it?" Lol

  • @FanVarious
    @FanVarious 7 лет назад +1316

    Come back Louis CK.

    • @zom8680
      @zom8680 6 лет назад +10

      I am sure he has come many times since this

    • @Rangoooooo
      @Rangoooooo 6 лет назад +11

      They won’t let him. It sucks. Just give it time, he’s too good to stay away too much longer.

    • @departmentofdate2263
      @departmentofdate2263 6 лет назад

      Clayton Alexander get a life.

    • @martynasseniunas9602
      @martynasseniunas9602 5 лет назад

      He did

    • @sweetfruit7769
      @sweetfruit7769 5 лет назад +3

      Very poor choice of words

  • @kathryn3950
    @kathryn3950 5 лет назад +463

    I been a fan of his for a long time. Seeing him treated the same as Harvey Weinstein is RIDICULOUS!

    • @boredtolife7879
      @boredtolife7879 5 лет назад +25

      Nowadays people take his jokes as political statements in order to conjure their platform to stand on.

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 5 лет назад +32

      The thing about Louis is he came out and said yes, I was an asshole. He’s been gone for almost 2 years. I think his punishment is over. Also, people do need to get a sense of humor.

    • @boredtolife7879
      @boredtolife7879 5 лет назад +24

      @Amorous Daisy Essentially, he asked women (including those he worked with) if he could masturbate in front of them, thus putting them in very uncomfortable situations. When they said yes, he got completely naked and finished. When they said no, he did nothing. Besides the creep factor of it all, the power dynamic is mostly what made it a bad thing he did.

    • @trundlemcdingus4657
      @trundlemcdingus4657 4 года назад +11

      @@boredtolife7879 Let me get this straight. First he asked them for their consent and they agreed? What is the problem?

    • @boredtolife7879
      @boredtolife7879 4 года назад +12

      @@trundlemcdingus4657 read his apology, he explains why what he did was wrong better than anyone else

  • @diegoalva3023
    @diegoalva3023 7 лет назад +1057

    Louie has the best snl monologues of any guest. Man's a genius.

    • @totallynotaseaotter4946
      @totallynotaseaotter4946 7 лет назад +18

      I think Louis ck's special blew Dave chappelles out of the water. Both are good though.

    • @eliharris1387
      @eliharris1387 7 лет назад

      TotallyNotASeaOtter didn't come close to chappelle almost was racist

    • @totallynotaseaotter4946
      @totallynotaseaotter4946 7 лет назад +13

      Why is everything racist? How does someone joking about racism translate into thinking other races are inferior? You need to check your brain compartment.

    • @runniebby23
      @runniebby23 7 лет назад +4

      not everyone is either or some ppl are not conservative or liberal

    • @jamieMccarthy4Good
      @jamieMccarthy4Good 7 лет назад +18

      TotallyNotASeaOtter right? Louie loves to tell jokes that teeter on sounding racist but he always always flips it to be the antithesis of racist. He's brilliant. No matter where you come from you have to appreciate his genius.

  • @kurtkish6970
    @kurtkish6970 6 лет назад +120

    “I don’t care that you’re upset- I’m still getting the goat”.

  • @societydwellingifd766
    @societydwellingifd766 7 лет назад +2006

    Pervert or not he's still funny af

    • @Mr_Rouge
      @Mr_Rouge 6 лет назад +98

      Kindest pervert ever… "may I masturbate while you watch me ? No ? OK, I won't then…"

    • @ghostrider2664
      @ghostrider2664 5 лет назад +87

      We are all perverts. Some just get called out for it. And some are famous and get called out for it. #istandwithpervs

    • @yahikokurotama4351
      @yahikokurotama4351 5 лет назад +4

      What did he do?

    • @ghostrider2664
      @ghostrider2664 5 лет назад +65

      @@Calilou52 but he did ask. Quite politely, in fact. And the woman consented. She herself said this. It's not a "crazy dude whips his skin boat out and starts beating off" thing. Not at all.

    • @sweetfruit7769
      @sweetfruit7769 5 лет назад +2

      Funny or not he's still pervert af

  • @someguy3856
    @someguy3856 Год назад +3

    I love that segment of SNL where the comedian's last joke segues into the introduction to the night ("we have a great show tonight" etc). There is something so cool and uplifting about it. I'm not sure if I know what I'm talking about but it's great haha

  • @DroneCorpse
    @DroneCorpse 7 лет назад +886

    I wish Richard Pryor lived long enough to see Louis C.K bloom. I would love to hear Pryor's take on him.

    • @KelleyBroussardMackaig
      @KelleyBroussardMackaig 7 лет назад +11

      TOTALLY!!

    • @randyh.7782
      @randyh.7782 7 лет назад +59

      *Sid R.* George Carlin as well.

    • @baneh1329
      @baneh1329 7 лет назад +61

      I truly believe that Carlin lives on in Mr. CK

    • @Adrian9oh9
      @Adrian9oh9 7 лет назад +32

      Bane H
      I see it especially in his recent Netflix special. You could always tell since the beginning but Carlin's influence can be seen more and more in Louis' work as Louis gets older.

    • @carlossomarriba4646
      @carlossomarriba4646 7 лет назад +50

      Sid R. He talked about it once, how Carlin would open with the edgiest comedy right off the bat. Most comics get to that once the audience had warmed up. In the recent loui ck netflix special he opened with abortion. .
      Lol.

  • @thaoinchicago
    @thaoinchicago 7 лет назад +5

    Brilliant!!! I listened to this many times and still being amazed by how well he has done it. Both writing and delivery.

  • @Jzeaser
    @Jzeaser 5 лет назад +16

    best monologue snl had and ever will have ,... miss you Louis

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick 2 года назад +180

    I love how he gets defensive and says “I’m just telling you what happened” Not to autistically deconstruct the joke, but these types of little meta-ironic jokes folded into the main jokes is something that only someone doing this for 30 years can come up with. He’s truly a master. The GOAT of stand up in every sense

    • @ContentWizard
      @ContentWizard 2 года назад +1

      I totally agree… And the type of GOAT without a *agina :-)

    • @djr_drums
      @djr_drums 2 года назад

      The fuckable trash can of Comedy

    • @matildaGaL
      @matildaGaL Год назад +8

      Rob c. Yes! I love the complexity and layers of skill behind the humor. It's crazy how a guy talking can be more entertaining than some high budget movies

    • @scottw6704
      @scottw6704 Год назад +4

      "autistically deconstruct" - that right there is funny. Borrowing.

    • @b.hornetiii.6771
      @b.hornetiii.6771 Год назад +3

      And it subconsciously manipulates you that you forget that he's telling a joke to make you laugh on purpuse, like he's telling a story with no agenda and you put your "guard of" even more; the natural wall of artificial joke that that kind of setting (TV, media ...) produces is down - you are absorbing the joke all in ...

  • @mariaashot5648
    @mariaashot5648 7 лет назад +7

    Brilliant! Beautifully composed and delivered! Happy Palm Sunday, everyone out there! Be kind to a palm or a plant today, and don't forget to whisper a little prayer for Love, whether you believe or not...

  • @jordangerm
    @jordangerm 7 лет назад +509

    i have a hard time beileve that any comedian alive or dead, could take a shit joke like why did the chicken cross the road into absolute comedy gold.!!!! Louis C.K. is my generations Richard Pryor AND George Carlin all rolled into one. and we will never take the praise nut he deserve every it of it what a genius

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 7 лет назад +7

      because of the spelling i read the first half of your comment in american accent and the end in an indian accent

    • @tengericsillag7865
      @tengericsillag7865 7 лет назад +1

      GDI 😄😄

    • @bigcountry8184
      @bigcountry8184 7 лет назад +1

      Jordie Pop Actually that would be Doug Stanhope. Louis CK is WAY too dumb to be considered alongside George Carlin

    • @discountbrains
      @discountbrains 7 лет назад +1

      OK, the creative use of the 'chicken/road' thing was original. But, there was nothing really funny here at all. There is no "comedy gold" there. Just because someone comes up with an original take on something doesn't make it funny. I saw almost nothing funny here.

    • @henryorsomething
      @henryorsomething 7 лет назад

      Jordie Pop Frankie Boyle

  • @Beefnhammer
    @Beefnhammer 7 лет назад +480

    I thought chickens were decent people....

    • @webstar118
      @webstar118 7 лет назад +36

      Sam Robinson Carlin fan I see 😅

    • @axpanos
      @axpanos 7 лет назад +18

      underrated comment

    • @samuelbekele3601
      @samuelbekele3601 7 лет назад +2

      They are good people, but bad chickens...

    • @TW-um5hs
      @TW-um5hs 6 лет назад +9

      Omg Carlin!!! Lol

    • @faiz177
      @faiz177 6 лет назад

      It's not like we are going to elect one a president one day, we eat them for God's sake.

  • @alesiayw
    @alesiayw 5 лет назад +20

    I love that I haven’t seen this in years, so I get to watch it again like I’ve never seen it. Absence truly does make old jokes funny AF!!

  • @yosefgoren
    @yosefgoren 5 лет назад +44

    Louis: OMG IT'S A MOOSE
    Moose: OMG IT'S LOUIS CK

  • @georgiadibona4299
    @georgiadibona4299 5 лет назад +514

    As a 30 black male that lives in both Philly and now North hollywood, I remember I almost pissed my pants when I saw this live. I've always loved L C.K. ... My personal top 10 favs...
    I mean, what a fricken idgaf attitude you have to have to start with a black, robbery/chicken joke.

    • @mauriciosuarez7420
      @mauriciosuarez7420 5 лет назад +21

      This man is fearless... I heard a story of him doing a black comedy room and Killing... Then doing another rougher room and getting boooed of stage... Like 20 years into stand up... Then he talked about it on stage on some other gig and killed telling that story... He ghost wrote for Chris Rock... He's a legend walking

    • @jeffwells641
      @jeffwells641 4 года назад +8

      And the hotel story - "White privilege is wrong, but as long as I have it WTF is going on with this hotel!"

    • @markme4
      @markme4 4 года назад +4

      I love that you get its all about the comedy.

    • @quanicle101
      @quanicle101 4 года назад +3

      you’re a black man named Georgia?

    • @quanicle101
      @quanicle101 4 года назад

      Ernest Cruz lol i completely forgot about this. who the fuck names their son georgia? either this is bullshit or his parents are crackheads

  • @lettersnumbers123
    @lettersnumbers123 6 лет назад +15

    "I don't have my laundry"
    "oawwahhhhhhhhh"
    omg I miss you Louie

  • @deviltrigger85
    @deviltrigger85 4 года назад +11

    "Every moose looks like a guy who just turned into a moose right before you looked at him."
    Had me dying from laughing, lol.

  • @darthknight2180
    @darthknight2180 7 лет назад +26

    Every time I look at a giraffe now, that's all I'm gonna hear, "Whoa! It's too high!"

  • @andreiafernandes6009
    @andreiafernandes6009 6 лет назад +200

    bring him back already

  • @powertotehchord
    @powertotehchord 7 лет назад +504

    I was with him up until he said "The Chainsmokers are here"

    • @Michaelcmorris1988
      @Michaelcmorris1988 7 лет назад +71

      I agree, but as Mitch Hedberg would say, he did not say they would be good; he merely confirmed they'd be on television

    • @salvadordeleon273
      @salvadordeleon273 7 лет назад +3

      They have a few good songs

    • @barrymulligan2378
      @barrymulligan2378 7 лет назад +9

      So, literally to the very end

    • @CraigBickerstaff
      @CraigBickerstaff 7 лет назад +18

      But that was his best joke!

    • @DeadLifeBoat100
      @DeadLifeBoat100 6 лет назад +7

      The chainsmokers should definitely kill themselves

  • @chibikid6834
    @chibikid6834 Год назад +27

    I'm a black guy and Louie's dissertation on chickens is not only accurate, it's groundbreaking. A true masterpiece. 5 STARS.

  • @Holstboy
    @Holstboy 7 лет назад +13

    Love how the giraffe gets so angry when the horse doesn't answer straight away :'D

  • @jgfunk
    @jgfunk 4 года назад +22

    I almost died at "what's going on at this hotel?"

  • @MJ-MJ-MJ-61
    @MJ-MJ-MJ-61 6 лет назад +695

    The GOAT of stand up! Can't wait to see him back again. I bet he's gonna open with a masturbation joke. No one can touch CK!

    • @blackmidimin6720
      @blackmidimin6720 6 лет назад +13

      reword that comment

    • @AhmadAmr98
      @AhmadAmr98 6 лет назад +1

      it was very disappointing to me that he did not

    • @L.Reeves
      @L.Reeves 6 лет назад +24

      They didn't have to touch him, they were only supposed to watch.

    • @rekasfpreparat
      @rekasfpreparat 6 лет назад +5

      George Carlin was The G.O.A.T., Louis is second though and Bill Burr third ;-) Also, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are closing my TOP 6.

    • @johncallahan3255
      @johncallahan3255 6 лет назад +9

      @@rekasfpreparat Carlin isn't that funny

  • @biswashadhikari1541
    @biswashadhikari1541 7 лет назад +41

    his giraffe impression reminded me of Michael scott

  • @OneironauticalOne
    @OneironauticalOne 5 лет назад +127

    I used the Giraffe bit on my 7 year old nephew he LOVED it :D

    • @AriVirtual
      @AriVirtual 5 лет назад +3

      lol I love that. Wish this was pinned

    • @tiyas5378
      @tiyas5378 4 года назад +3

      That's adorable :-)

    • @vmarin-s4r
      @vmarin-s4r 3 года назад +6

      I used the goat bit on my 8 year old and she cried :(

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 5 лет назад +22

    The goat joke is sooo good. His smirk while he's telling it makes it even better

  • @dontreadmyprofilepicturead5478
    @dontreadmyprofilepicturead5478 7 лет назад +1617

    I still can't get used to Louie in the suit

    • @valleyofdeath5891
      @valleyofdeath5891 7 лет назад +18

      yea.. hate the suit

    • @angellacanfora
      @angellacanfora 7 лет назад +23

      Louis is an adult now, all growed up like.

    • @Hungarianbuttbabyy
      @Hungarianbuttbabyy 7 лет назад +2

      Don't Read My Profile Picture Advanced yeah suit is weird

    • @txcowpatty
      @txcowpatty 7 лет назад +17

      I miss him in jeans and a tee......suit Louis just seems odd. But, I still love the man and his stand-up!

    • @NineteenEightyFive
      @NineteenEightyFive 7 лет назад +6

      Don't Read My Profile Picture Advanced I go back and forth between thinking it's a good look for him or he looks like an insurance salesman

  • @austindpt
    @austindpt 7 лет назад +1239

    To the people that grumbled when he started a joke with "you can hear in my voice that I am white" .... grow up. It's called a joke for a reason.

    • @RamonLovesRockandPie
      @RamonLovesRockandPie 6 лет назад +49

      "I think it's wrong that white people have privileged treatment. But while it's happening right now...WHERE IS IT??"

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 6 лет назад +32

      I love how he's subtly pointing out both sides of the issue. One side thinks being white automatically means you have a better life, and the other side feels like minorities aren't being heard.

    • @Anjanette0925
      @Anjanette0925 6 лет назад +8

      I think I'm going to try that line next time I'm complaining over the phone! He's my inspiration:-)

    • @annonymsurfer3189
      @annonymsurfer3189 6 лет назад +19

      Jacob Shirley
      I think both of those are the same side?

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 6 лет назад +10

      Yea, my bad. But I'm too lazy to change, but I'll write this comment.

  • @NaviTradeAlerts
    @NaviTradeAlerts 7 лет назад +447

    1:08 That's a creepy shadow thing on top of Louis' head!

    • @Priestofbenism
      @Priestofbenism 7 лет назад +3

      oh shit

    • @michaelweinstein3056
      @michaelweinstein3056 7 лет назад +3

      That's probably just someone in the audience making animal shadows from the bright lights.

    • @5891irhs
      @5891irhs 7 лет назад +35

      I was scared it was a cockroach or smthing..

    • @JavierOcampo
      @JavierOcampo 7 лет назад +56

      it's the microphone you guys 😄

    • @10joJoe
      @10joJoe 7 лет назад +2

      Dude Samme haha I noticed it and was like what happened?

  • @mileskenney3520
    @mileskenney3520 4 года назад +2

    The man is a fucking genius. Actually in the running for greatest comic of all time and that’s no exaggeration

  • @andreww5574
    @andreww5574 7 лет назад +21

    This could very well be material he wrote between his latest special and this show.
    He never recycles material. He is easily the greatest comedian alive.

  • @dmed312
    @dmed312 7 лет назад +18

    I don't care about his dingaling problems, he's still fuckin' funny.

    • @Sara-mh6ps
      @Sara-mh6ps 7 лет назад

      Am I the only one who was like..."meh"? He took his dick out in a hotel room after asking the girl if he could! ........okay

  • @slothmarathonpromotions2470
    @slothmarathonpromotions2470 7 лет назад +48

    I have chicken ancestry and still enjoyed these comedic efforts.

  • @mohammedalhabsi2198
    @mohammedalhabsi2198 5 лет назад +30

    I’ve never seen a man that gets funnier as he ages. I’d love to live to see him in his 100s😂

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 4 года назад

      He’s going to be the second angriest old man of all time (After Burr)

    • @Dykwiaornot
      @Dykwiaornot 2 года назад

      George Carlin

    • @mohammedalhabsi2198
      @mohammedalhabsi2198 2 года назад +5

      @@Dykwiaornot Carlin just complains about things. I agree with a lot of what he says, but it doesn’t really make me laugh

    • @Dykwiaornot
      @Dykwiaornot 2 года назад +1

      @@mohammedalhabsi2198 True, actually, you are very right. I take it back.

    • @Dykwiaornot
      @Dykwiaornot 2 года назад

      @@mohammedalhabsi2198 He had some hilarious moments though. Swearing to the backward upside down Chinese braille bible with half pages missing for example

  • @callofhuggsh2
    @callofhuggsh2 7 лет назад +125

    Feels like forever since I've seen no SNL cast in the opening monologue.

    • @DannyDevitooo
      @DannyDevitooo 7 лет назад +36

      CallofHuggs H2 because most unfunny hosts need the help of the cast to be funny. Louie doesnt

    • @davidleary7393
      @davidleary7393 7 лет назад +17

      Whenever they have stand-ups host (Louie, Chappelle, Rock, Schumer) they let them do their material.

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 7 лет назад +18

      It's always a shitty song monologue too.

  • @JeezVince
    @JeezVince 5 лет назад +4

    Saw him in MSG just before the scandal. Best stand up I ever seen and I saw a hundred... it was perfection.

  • @rucoyonline2908
    @rucoyonline2908 7 лет назад +508

    this man is a genious

    • @philias07
      @philias07 7 лет назад +26

      hey i got a cup in case we need another cup...

    • @VincitiXx
      @VincitiXx 7 лет назад +28

      Genius

    • @markwinberry8095
      @markwinberry8095 6 лет назад +12

      Rucoy Online I'm going to just take a stab that you are not.

    • @jmcd21182
      @jmcd21182 6 лет назад +1

      Rucoy Online this genius is a man

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 6 лет назад +3

      You would know, you can't even spell the word.

  • @leonardowolff2177
    @leonardowolff2177 10 месяцев назад +3

    This maybe is the riskiest stand up on television history. And he nailed it.

  • @krayzeejojo
    @krayzeejojo 7 лет назад +8

    You know SNL is bad when Louis CK is frequently being invited to make the show actually funny. Great monologue from him as always.

  • @david-barna
    @david-barna 7 лет назад +780

    Can we just have Louis instead of SNL too?

  • @420dizkhalifa
    @420dizkhalifa 5 лет назад +75

    When will everyone forgive Louis? I miss him so much.

    • @steventaylor6212
      @steventaylor6212 5 лет назад +5

      Fister Mantastic I was never mad at him. He never masterbated in front of me.😂

    • @FixingCrappyCars
      @FixingCrappyCars 4 года назад +12

      @@steventaylor6212 I'm mad that he DIDN'T masturbate in front of me

    • @robertnahum5823
      @robertnahum5823 3 года назад

      Yeah...but who cares what you want.

    • @robertnahum5823
      @robertnahum5823 3 года назад

      @@FixingCrappyCars yeah...but you would probably masturbate looking at cabbage so...

  • @JojoIvan531
    @JojoIvan531 2 года назад +8

    This guy is a legend. Bring him back ❤❤

  • @dodgeguyz
    @dodgeguyz 5 лет назад +14

    4.5M views?!!!!!
    We need this guy back in our lives!!!!

  • @willazbrrry3805
    @willazbrrry3805 7 лет назад +540

    Just Seeing this fuckers name made my day.

    • @disposableincome
      @disposableincome 7 лет назад +3

      Made my day! Love seeing these people get exposed.

    • @Shiva108
      @Shiva108 7 лет назад +4

      disposableincome and one day it will be yóur turn.

    • @sinonslife4812
      @sinonslife4812 7 лет назад

      how would it be his/hers turn if they didnt do anything

    • @txmilxssi7803
      @txmilxssi7803 6 лет назад +1

      exposed for a consensual sexual "act" with a bunch of women who could've said no? pls. He'll be back lol

  • @argeshagan7407
    @argeshagan7407 7 лет назад +4

    i hope this man never dies...yes, i live in the real world but i really really hope that...and also, can he like host every saturday? that would be awesome. Thanks.

  • @tonylombardi4661
    @tonylombardi4661 10 месяцев назад +2

    I've watched this clip several times.
    Brilliant.

  • @tenchimuyio
    @tenchimuyio 6 лет назад +21

    He is a genius at what he does. Love em

  • @AcidRant1
    @AcidRant1 5 лет назад +56

    The scream when he asked for his laundry kills me everytime

  • @PeterDB90
    @PeterDB90 Год назад +3

    I love watching the musicians in the back laugh at the jokes XD

  • @ioanananescu525
    @ioanananescu525 8 месяцев назад +2

    He is number one comediant ever!
    The best of all❤

  • @a20000211
    @a20000211 4 года назад +3

    8:35 -"I don't have my laundry"
    - "AAAAAAH"!! ROFLLL

  • @Volvican
    @Volvican 7 лет назад +29

    I like how uncomfortable Louis can make me sometimes.

  • @siroos7
    @siroos7 7 лет назад +9

    I completely lost my s$&t half way through his motel joke...tears and all 😂😭

  • @benerb8560
    @benerb8560 10 месяцев назад +1

    He is just the best, comedy he has mastered and I love him. Fantastic at his craft!

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 месяца назад

      he master-somethinged alright...

    • @benerb8560
      @benerb8560 4 месяца назад +1

      @@solvseus we loves to master things yes!

  • @ts0088
    @ts0088 4 года назад +33

    This is one of if not the best comedians ever.

  • @TheAlfidele
    @TheAlfidele 7 лет назад +23

    so cool to watch musicians laughing in the background

  • @luckyspaceman
    @luckyspaceman 5 лет назад +8

    I'm seeing his new stand up in feburary and I'm stoked

  • @Jc0smillozsx
    @Jc0smillozsx 4 месяца назад +1

    6:30 "bacon eggs and coffee dont read it back" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeway2223
    @mikeway2223 7 лет назад +246

    Black musician smiles... Check! Proceed...

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv 5 лет назад

      me too lmao

    • @robertdouth8979
      @robertdouth8979 5 лет назад

      It's the Burt Kreischer litmus test. He says if he can make a black man laugh, he knows the material is good.

  • @chelseabirkett3528
    @chelseabirkett3528 7 лет назад +4

    This was so fucking funny. Louis C.K. knows comedy unlike some of the guests to host this show but unlike them, he delivered a simple and funny as hell monologue rather than some complex-self aware piece that rarely gets as many laughs as intended. This man made giraffe jokes for fuck sake and I'm laughing my ass off. Well done Louis. Exactly the SNL monologue I love.

  • @usman5614
    @usman5614 5 лет назад +6

    I feel this is one of the greatest SNL monologue ever. please #bringbackLOUIE

  • @Justheretohelp
    @Justheretohelp 10 месяцев назад

    I love how he pushes it to the absolute limit then reels them back in, truly an artist. And the “well he’s dead” line made me spit out my drink

  • @MaeLSTRoM1997
    @MaeLSTRoM1997 4 года назад +6

    My favorite line here was "Last time you took a dump, did you name it?"

  • @georgekarson6599
    @georgekarson6599 4 года назад +10

    He takes you on this Edgy ride almost ofending brilliantly done . The whole Entire monolog is genius.