The Graveyard Shift At KFC | Alex Edelman | Sydney Comedy Festival
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- Опубликовано: 2 сен 2015
- Alex Edelman performs at Cracker Night as part of Sydney Comedy Festival 2015.
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Cracker Night is the opening night gala of the Festival. Featuring a dazzling line up of the biggest and best Australian legends, international stars and next big things of comedy. 
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Adult life: 'And then I was angry about a whole new thing'
I know the feeling
2020
i like your name
"Anytime I had a problem, I would throw a molotov cocktail and BOOM! I had a different problem."- Jason Mendosa
He looks like Ferris Bueller and Andy Samberg had a long night of passion and this man was produced.
it could have been a short night, and one of them left disappointed with a bag of chicken...
Omg he does!
Omg!! Absolutely
I'd pay to see that.
Elliott Hartup you should do standup!
No water... We pass health inspection by wiping down the counters with cupcakes
Lol
But being serious, a culinary school I went to had a sanitation hose, so (though we did have water) we didnt need water to clean.
@@Noodles4Anime What is a sanitation hose if not a tube through which water passes?
@monokhem What do they wipe down with? Every restaurant I go to, someone has a damp cloth to wipe down tables. Probably or maybe there is something like Lysol or Pinesol or whatever in that liquid, but the main thing is water. If the places you go don't do that, I think you might want to go elsewhere?
@monokhem I really hope it's not straight bleach. That stuff is super caustic.
@monokhem I found this in from my friend google: " What do they use at restaurants to clean tables?
First, use a soapy water solution to clean tables using a clean disposable paper towel, and 2. Second, after cleaning the table surface with soap or detergent and rinsing with water, disinfect tables by using a diluted bleach water solution - according to directions listed below. "
Really, don't mess with straight bleach!!!
What’s the healthiest thing on the menu? ‘Uh, leaving’
ive actually said that to people at my job, its why im not a cashier XD
Where do you work?
@@ytbvdshrtnr jack in the box
The Abortion I thought you were gonna say planned parenthood
@@boathousedave2383 omfg 😂😂👏👏👏💀💀☠ dead
Lmao "if u miss your family... we have the family bucket"
Hahaha
All most peed myself!😂😂😂
Thanks for putting the joke up. Now I don’t need to watch the video
🤣🤣🤣 that was priceless
seedyrom247 reading the comments is a choice buddy :-)
I started wheezing when he said “This woman came in and she was 4 boulders” 😂😂😂😂😂
Creamy Steve it's funny because Stone is a crazy measurement
That got me.
I haven't seen that part yet but I am looking forward to it.
Same!!!!!
Yeah! I thought it was hilarious when he started laughing at his own joke 😂
“What goes into a cupcake?”
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Cupcake.”
No, what goes into a Vegan cupcake? --- Sawdust and lies.
Oh boy Pie! What flavor??
PIE FLAVOR *guitar
@@Supersonic A Super Dope Flavor!
Logic 100
Gets closer to the mic* what else
That pounds, kilograms, Stone, and boulder evolution was legitimately perfection
If a place told me they didn't have water I think my first response would be: "Then I guess I better call the health inspector since your 'brand ambassadors' have never washed their hands ever"
Good one!
It’s a way to make the word ‘employee’ seem important.
Check Mate
So you want to drink water out of their hands?
Brand ambassador lmao what a joke
“I got into a fight this summer at a vegan cupcake shop.”
You won't be gerrin any of MY money! (Just so we’re clear I’m not vegan) Ok you’ve met 2 vegans in your entire life and draw conclusions about the entirety of the community, which spans millions of people, based on anecdotal evidence. Makes sense. I can draw the similarly shitty conclusion that "meat must do bad things to people because I’ve never met a meat eater who wasn’t insecure about his eating habits"
@@3run632 lol we're not insecure about eating meat xD That's a stupid assumption in itself.
Darryl Hirst WOW you don’t know how to read I showed how generalizing observations made on a few people leads to dumb conclusions.
The situation just shows that hipster bullshit can ruin an otherwise unique establishment with pretentiousness and bad service.
That's the whitest thing I've ever heard.
lmao "And I said really calmy, 'I'll light this whole place on fire and watch you try to put it our with just cupcake!'"
Dizzelez Ynf this guy had me crying laughing when he said that
Do you suppose you could try a little harder next time and maybe write a comment without fucking it up completely? Can you try that? I mean - so that you don't come off sounding like an ignorant moron. Thank you, that is all.
Bigga Winna Crapsa you spent 43 words to criticize some random RUclips comment that was made 2 years ago that didn’t deserve your bs
@@biggawinnacrapsa3870 "Dizzelez Ynf" probably changed their account name to "Diz 420" at some point in the last two years. Does the comment make more sense now?
@@biggawinnacrapsa3870 you sound like a jackass hahaha
A guy I use to work with at a pizza place had a customer ask him if our cheese was pasteurized. And he said "once it's in your mouth it's past your eyes". I had to run away i laughed so hard..
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Omg im crying at this 🤣
Hahahahhaa I cannot
He looks like a mix of Kevin Bacon and Thomas Sanders
Jessie Gazon. OML i was thinking that he is like the love child of Thomas Sanders and someone else but i couldn't place it
Whoa yeah I definitely see Thomas Sanders
Jessie Gazon I was thinking Thomas Sanders and Ferris Bueller, but yeah totally!!
Jessie Gazon Thomas, yes.. Kevin bacon not so much
THOMAS SANDERS AND HOWARD WALAWITZ
“If you miss your family, we have family bucket” !!!!
I died so hard on that one XD
_I'LL LIGHT THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE AND WATCH YOU TRY TO PUT IT OUT WITH JUST_ *CUPCAKE*
I like how he said that "calmly" lol
@@jazzhollywood9535 i shit myself laughing lmao
Read this just as he said it lol
Cool profile name !!!!!!
"Have you ever been in a situation, and you feel yourself crossing the line from victim to lunatic?"
Amazing amazing line.
Many, many, MANY times and my husband walks as far away from me because he knows what is about to happen. I’ll suddenly go deaf and have to yell for a manager... it has happened before. Amazingly my hearing miraculously returns when O can talk with a manager.
Yes, and then I just never crossed back over the line.
@@sarahoshea9603 lmfao!!
And honestly, my answer is, “Yes. Yes, that has happened in my life.”
Some law requires restaurants to have free tap water, but that might just be in the US
Nah, that's in the UK as well, but it might have been 'a shop' rather than a café or whatever, but they'd still own a sink, so they were just dicks haha
I'm in the u.s. and you don't have to have free water, you have to have running water but don't legally have to give it out
@@gradymoxley2925 dont know the rule for restaurants in the u.s. but in bars u legally do have to give out free water.
Grady Moxley
You are obliged to give it out. A person can ask for water even in an office.
And yet Restrooms For Customers Only garbage persists...
“ i treat my customers like i treat my laddies they always come first... or they leave disappointed holding a bag of chicken” 3:05
For the win!
Roman Boesen Your use of the word laddie puts a whole new spin on holding a chicken.
Edit again, try "ladies". Laddies are young dudes.
Angry Clown hence my reply to OP! Like choking a chicken... it’s all a play on wirds
90% of the comments: he looks like a combination of nerdy white guy 1 and nerdy white guy 2
That's accurate
Good job
Yeah. They are in no danger from the Originality Police.
Funny because I thought he looked like cute guy mixed with smart guy. But I am just a woman, what do I know?
Sounds like you're a little jealous of our full working memory full of nerdy white guys!
“Have you ever felt yourself in a situation where you found yourself going from victim to lunatic?” OH HONEY, yes!
Part of what makes this so effective is that you may think from his youth and demeanor before he starts that this must be amateur night, and then turns out he's a pro. He really packed a lot into 7 minutes. What I'd like to know is why did RUclips wait 4 years to recommend this? Now I'll look for all the other Alex Edelman videos that may be out there.
Same here...just found this minutes ago.
Omg this guy turned my frown upside down! Laughter truly is the best medicine.
As if Ferris Bueller had an extra day off.
Leo from Freo Thought the same thing
Bruh I thought this was Thomas Sanders the vine guy
omgseriouslydude you should check out what he did with his RUclips! I'm a huge fan of him, myself.
Same XD
SAME
As opposed to Thomas Sanders the carpenter
I knew he looked familiar i just didnt make the connectuon but you nailed it
when he said a cupcake goes into a cupcake, it reminded me of the video where the interviewer asks how you keep your pants up and he just says "belt" xD
_"I treat my customers like I treat my ladies - they always come first. Uh... Or--or leave disappointed holding a bag of chicken."_
That's a mood and a half.😂
Not only is he cute as hell but he’s hysterical 😂😭
hi
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Ariana Negron I kinda look like him:) hi...
With bad personal hygiene. Did you see his teeth?
same he's so cute
This guy's delivery with his jokes is amazing
"If you miss your family we have a family bucket" I'm dying someone help I cant BrEaThE
I lost it at “muffin artist” 😂😭💀
From my experience visiting KFC's, you were the best employee KFC ever had.
I love this dude, but man he looks like an irl big mouth character
Except not ugly as sin
Repent and turn to Jesus.
He looks like a mix between a family bucket at KFC and a cupcake brand ambassador.
“I’ll light this whole place on fire and watch you try to put it out with just cupcakes” Dumbledore asked calmly.
He looks a little like a young Matthew Broderick.
He totally does and Idk how I feel about that
I dont see ferris bueller
Looks like he could be the son of Matthew and Sarah Jessica Parker.
He looks like a mix of Thomas Sanders and Keith from the try guys
@tinylilmatt sure Jan
3:13 THAT LAUGH! I love that she got it just a little late, made it SO much better :D
a minute and a half in, he said "boulders" and i laughed my ass off... Jolly good show.
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This was really good, this is the hardest i’ve laughed at a new-age comedian in a looooong time.
“I’ll set this place on fire and see you put it out with JUst CUPCAKES.”
"Have you ever been in a situation and you feel yourself crossing the line from victim to lunatic?"
That shit is 0-100 real quick with me...
Do you know how much money Id pay just to see his reaction to this comment section? A lot.
This guy is hilarious
“ILL SET THIS PLACE ON FIRE AND SEE YOU PUT IT OUT WITH JUST CUPCAKES” lmaoo😂
in 🇬🇧 they use stones...she was 4 boulders 😂. very clever joke.
I think this is the first time I've ever seen someone's eyes light up with rage, while talking about cupcakes.
I knew Alex growing up. So proud of this dude and how far he's come.
“We have a family bucket.” Comedy gold.
So this is what Ferris Bueller was doing on his day off
He looks like a cross between Thomas Sanders and Ferris Bueller.
The cupcake argument is BY far, THE MOST logical and Well-thought!
I hope to achieve that level of wittiness when I’m in such an annoyed state 😂😂👏👏👏👏
3:29 and I’d like to add that I now watch this video for catharsis 😂😮💨
He looks like Daniel Sloss, and Thomas Sanders had a child that loves chicken so much he made it his career.
HES SO FLIPPING FUNNY OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂
"we have chic--trails off" think that went over their heads lol
I don’t get it.
I haven't laughed this genuinely in a while. Keep it up!! Very talented
I could literally hear that flute music from the westerns movies when he was asking about what was in the cupcakes😄😄😄
So funny, he is adorable and very Ferris Bueller-ish!
Flipping brilliant!
Theres always that one person in the crowd that laughs louder than everyone else lol
This guy killed me with his comedy I’m still laughing ❤️❤️
Alex laughing at his own jokes is iconic
WHAT ELSE ........... cupcake
I’m dying
Lol I rolled my eyes so hard when the manager said "We don't call them employees", that would've pissed me off too.
Loved this good job
He looks like andy samburg,Thomas Sanders and Ferris buller all at the same time🤔
Joke punch up: "Oh right you guys use killagrams. Ok so she was a million killawhalegrams."
LMAO!!!!! Thanks man i was having a bad day.🤣
I love this guy. He has great stories.
*laughs in Australian*
AWholeNewLOW !
We all laugh the same lol
I realized just how Midwestern I was when I was thinking, "they didn't have water. Just leave man. London is metropolitan, surely there's some water next door"
I've never heard of this guy...he's friggin hysterical!!!!
OMG I'm in love with this guy!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Oh how I loved working nights - it is just an entirely different world, that daywalkers only think they see when they go clubbing, and get to yo quieroing their taco bell.
I think I've found a new favorite comedian.
Haha made me chuckle....I think doing comedy is like charity where you give momentary happiness to those who need it.
You ARE one funny dude!!! As a fellow comedian...in awe.
This guy is HILARIOUS
he's cute and funny! life is unfair!
@David Ringlein your comment kinda just made think of Good Burger lol
That set was brilliant
Brilliant piece!
4 boulders! HA!
He looks like a mix between Howard Wolowitz and Thomas Sanders
Wolowitz
He’s a funny guy. I would like to hear more of his material.
Lol best thing I’ve seen all morning!! 🧁
Who else is watching while quarantined for COVID
Ferris Bueller stepped into a time machine and became a comedian 30 something years later.
Love you dude!!!
omg this kid is on fire!!! i laughed so hard my cheeks hurt
Did not expect that punch line!!!
I worked at KFC for 3 years. I wish 3 weeks was the longest anyone could work at a KFC
The family bucket bit is one of the best I've heard in a long long time
I've seen this a bunch of times. Why was it so funny this time around?
If Keith from Buzzfeed took off his glasses and was handed a microphone.
Hilarious! ;)
Omg i actually just choked on water listening to the last line... xd
the boulders part killed me lol
I just finished watching a clip from Ferris Bueller’s Day off and this showed up... RUclips is confused.
He looks like Jaskier from the Witcher on Netflix
LMAO... Dude this shit was great
I LOVE THIS GUY