First its standing, a bow , a kneel , another stand then one phase is complete after reading phrases known as Duas (pronounced: du aa) then we perform many phases like these known As a rakaat (pronounced: ra kaat) we pray 5 times a day and each time the Phases are different for example: 2,4,17 Etc (sorry if my English was awful)
I can confirm that that Muslim prayer is actually accurate. It’s the step before kneeling Edit: this the most wholesome comment thread I’ve seen. Appreciate y’all 🤣.
Damien, I just want you to know that I’m going through a rough part in my life and that these vids are the things keeping me together. Keep up the good work, and thank you.
As a human with scoliosis, the last one made me laugh until I couldn't breathe. My dad walked by, saw what was on the screen (I paused it) and then walked away. The person who made that has achieved c o m e d y
Facts and logic my ass they only use the plural form of Democrat but not Republican or American because it doesn't make any f****** sense if you do it correctly. ( yes I know it's a joke just to cut off all the losers out there waiting to whoosh me, mine is one also.)
9:14 I feel ya bro, I worked on a piece of artwork for two days (honestly I think it was the best piece of art I’d ever done) and I was the only person that liked it after two weeks. Not even my best friend liked it...
PSY is saying something like "Don't worry! Gangnam Style is just dancing!" (I had to google the last word 춤 - "dancing" because I did not know that one) The other comment I can't read because I hate romanized korean :')
Garry let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you Tranquil as a forest but on fire within Once you find your center, you are sure to win You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you I'm never gonna catch my breath Say goodbye to those who knew me Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym This guy's got 'em scared to death Hope he doesn't see right through me Now I really wish that I knew how to swim Be a man We must be swift as the coursing river Be a man With all the force of a great typhoon Be a man With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive Heed my every order and you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home, you're through How could I make a man out of you? Be a man We must be swift as the coursing river Be a man With all the force of a great typhoon Be a man With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon Be a man We must be swift as the coursing river Be a man With all the force of a great typhoon Be a man With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
You should start saying “My namien is Damien” at the start of videos
EndertheDragon0922 mAke tHis Top CoMmEnt
My Name Dame
Bumping this to make it the top comment
My Damien is name
My dame is nameian
"If sexy benig crime then i am arrest"
And just like that I saw a glimpse of T-Series's fanbase.
Not funny in the slightest. Make better comment.
@@gabrielhicks8043 the 236 likes on this comment disagree with you
Chili Cheeze If critic benig crime then u am arrest.
@@ecgfade5201 Indians = t-series hahaahahahajajahjahaaahahahahahaj funny
@@gabrielhicks8043 Chili Cheeze=Idiot
1:00 actually, it contains kneeling, bowing and standing. its a combo of alot of things.
Yeah I was going to comment that
Has a bit of wing chun in there too
And sitting
@@alfiekazi3086 i said kneeling. which is the type of sitting youre supposed to do, but yes. sitting.
First its standing, a bow , a kneel , another stand then one phase is complete after reading phrases known as Duas (pronounced: du aa) then we perform many phases like these known
As a rakaat (pronounced: ra kaat)
we pray 5 times a day and each time the
Phases are different for example: 2,4,17
Etc (sorry if my English was awful)
Finger hands: exist
Kira Yoshikage: I'll take your entire stock
Shhhhhhh shatap!!
Nah he likes them real
@@aysseralwan Not Part 8 Kira.
I'll take my entire stock
EVERYTHING I FUCKING LOOK I WILL FUCKING FIND A JOJO REFERENCE
For anyone wondering, the American chestnut tree isn't quite extinct
I have one in my yard
That's good to hear
thank goodness
Got one at my park, 65 years old and a plaque on it due to a local legend made based on it.
Where can I find it?
I'm not gay but 2O$ is 2O$.
*[insert dab here]*
You're everywhere.
ok
Did you use a capital O instead of a zero, wow that gets a like from me
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
From where's that?
0:18 the toothbrush video is an hour long.
ONE HOUR.
One our of watching a toothbrush taped to the ceiling. Incredible.
It's the future!
I never realised until you pointed it out
Ah yes enslaved laughter
When u coming back
yoshi. yay when you win the lottery
yoshi. yay he’s right
crappy crappe thanks
Every bodily sound is enslaved until you let it out
6:00 was from a quackity video where he pretended to be a mom on Facebook. 😂😂
Lmao
never forget
guys the fact that he was nice enough to give racism cheese on the knuckle sandwich was hilarious
i only saw "racism cheese" and I think that's very funny
Damien's Laugh is the sole reason I still exist
I too
Yes, but actually -no- yes.
Especially 8:24
@@frozerus and 12:57
Xyriax me too
1:08 ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Damien: uploads a video
Me: yoda death sound
Don't you just hate it when you're just living life and then suddenly *yoda death sound*
I read this the same time Damien said yoga death sound
666 likes
0:58 actually, that position is a necessary part of muslim praying, but kneeling is also a necessary position.
yeah
Yes
Yes
Yeah
The last one has the same energy as
"You can't sit with us"
"Actually becky, i can't sit anywhere. I have *hemorroids."*
@katr1440 katr1440 wtf did Megan ever do to you
0:35 TuPAc! What are you dOIng in my comPUtEr?
Thank you for this blessed comment
@@jessesanders3191 you spelled cursed wrong
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only person who made this joke
PePpa😂😂
Slowly turns into Marge Simpson.
Bruh 6:04 was a Quackity video pretending to be moms I'm dying 🤣🤣
That video was a masterpiece
I am glad someone else noticed lmaoo
I was thinking
LOL YES
lmao he watches quackity how does he not know its from that vid
7:59 all my Quackity fans know this one.
The left on your left which is my left which makes it your?...
Mistaaa
Italy{Countryhumans}a.k.a spaghetti king did you mean 5:59
satan and the grim reaper are farming souls. Its a very profitable business
Hold on. How would you know
Do you think a gun would do the work for me?
Death Upgraded His Scythe to +10
and humans harvest life insurance from relatives.
true story.
Human bodies are just cheap fertilizer
3:08 the worst part about this image is the fact they spelt ‘baby’ wrong
The dude in the thumbnail looks like the type of person to get his mum to get ketchup in restaurants for him because he's too scared.
Shame in you...some people have severe social anxiety...have you ever thought about that?
@@helptheresacockroachinmyba1939 so is your life
@@ayouxy grow up and shut up
@@pleaseenteranamelol711 said like a true brat, how about you do that yourself?
@@ayouxy snowflake have ya ever heard about a joke
I never understood the saying "So bad that it's good" until I saw r/Comedyheaven.
Response From Owner
yoda death sound
Auurghh
4:17
Psy: Do not worry! Just Gangnam Style Dance!
Me: WHEEZE-
5:06 I thought it was Roblox for a second.
Omg! Me too!
how
buy robux crac
Ikr
ikr
I can confirm that that Muslim prayer is actually accurate. It’s the step before kneeling
Edit: this the most wholesome comment thread I’ve seen. Appreciate y’all 🤣.
nice
nice
Nice
Yep true
Talhah taco YOU RUINED THE NICE TRAIN!
This is almost as funny as yelling "deez nuts" at literally any moment
Yelling Deez nuts isn't that funny
@@bert8819 Sure...
DEEZ NUTS LMAO
DEEZ NUTS
There will be no nuts after the extinction of the American chestnut tree
I love how at 10:34 you can hear him gasp before he moves on like "oh god" 😂
@Eric Sparrow why yes...yes it is
I actually have that chair.
It's garbage, and broke after like 2 days.
The covering is literally stapled on.
k
DANGGGG
But do it support 300 lb is the true question
But can you do this?
Mineciscalso stapled. The right arms leather is all loose now. This was my second chair
**picks up call**
“Hey Jesus wanna snort some coke?”
Jesus: OK!
Jesus: meth better tho
“ok”
r/blursedcomments
shari lol
1:47 “and then you will know the true power of donkey Kong”
*gets alpharad’s hard dk flashbacks
5:57 is from a Quackity video, "Pretending to be a mom on Facebook"
6:14. Kids didn’t notice that
BUT ADULTS DID
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
HOW!?!?!
I understood when i was a kid...
Your name profile picture and comment all points to you being a kid
linkling_16 who??
Me or the other guy
@@jefftheevilrobot9351 u
linkling_16
What’s your definition of kid?
Im probably older than you think
HES FINALLY HERE PERFORMING FOR YOU
DK DONKY KONG DK DONKY KONG
DONKY KONG HAS DESTROYED THE EARTH
Burger King Foot lettuce nice name
@@wrigava9767 yo you too man
He also want's to eat an ATM
8:54 all of keath’s first letters of his name is K.K.K.
Lee Lloyd WOW really? Wedidnt notice!
@@lukachiq9484 shut the fuck up
Everyone’s so lovely on RUclips.
Do you guys know the Spanish Revolution?
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!
Blind guy playing video games? Best star power.
WHY are you everywhere i go?
Immune to the squid in Mario Kart
Stevie Wonder:
"If I could watch RUclips, You bet it would be EmKay"
Him: good work J.E.W.
Them:please refrain from using that shortend name for us
His name is literally K.K.K. xXD
8:42
Oh my god
7:31
"Are you sure you want to save changes to your skin?"
"Who is winning in your life... bible or phone?" well, i gotta say the bible in my phone
Damien, I just want you to know that I’m going through a rough part in my life and that these vids are the things keeping me together. Keep up the good work, and thank you.
Hope you’re doin okay, man.
Shufflez 480 im better man, thanks for letting me know that people care
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Damien: WOR-CHESter-SHIRE
1:02 his praying is correct the prayer consists of many positions in a routine (somebody wil take this out of context)
Dusmani
@@kanchinchin1741 ?
@Aqsa Faheem Serbs call Turkish people Dusmani , something like a blood enemy
@@kanchinchin1741 dusman is insult here on the balkan
@@kanchinchin1741 but i laugh when i read that
13:03 Shert the freeck eerp absoloutley killed me.
4:29
Psy: Lvl 90 boss.
Barack Obama: The lvl 69 sidekick.
Damien says he posts great things.
Me scrolling through his insta: nose... Pics?
5:58 is from Quackitys video “Pretending to be Moms on FaceBook”
SameTubby2649 Quakity fan.
*i found you*
The true power of the raiders of Area 51 is Damien’s laugh
12:09 this is just every married couple in The Simpsons
5:01 ah yes, the most 2000s-2010s picture ever
3:34
[Laughs in bible app]
Wait thas illegal
Where jokes ascend? Don't you mean... *AWAKEN!?!*
*AYYAYAYA*
[PILLAR MEN THEME INTENSIFIES]
WAMMUUU
no
THIS POST HAS BEEN BLESSED BY THE AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS!
Don't let Kira see 1:21
0:50 that is correct for anyone wondering
“If being cute is a crime, then I deserve the death sentence.”
Me: but then get let out for false accusations
"Help me get crack"
*Glad to see him keeping his priorities straight*
Dr strange @1:17 I'll take your entire stock
5:33
This is how you pronounce it.
Wosteshir.
Wosteshir
WOSTESHIR SAUSE
I live in a place that sounds like part of it, (Worcester) and I can confirm
@@larrybutz742 I had to confirm this with my mum. Dam I hate the English language sometimes
RK 2357 lmao I hate English too
Depends how close to it you live.
It's so easy. The "Worcestershire" is silent and you say Wooster-share instead.
Damien’s laugh makes me laugh more than the actual jokes
0:51 actually, muslims do bow like that at a certain point in their prayer, so yeah, it's correct
Nah
Edit: This comment is not meant to be taken seriously because it is a joke.
Curse of vanishing yah
As a Muslim I can confirm.
We stay straight, bow down, kneel, sit and then repeat.
@@nooralamgir3703 Imagine having to get up when some old man yells from his tower. But you know, do what ya like
@@lordofnut3272 your username matches your brain
10:32 WHYD YOU JUST GLOSS OVER IT LIKE THAT BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH I CANT
"It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean."
Yeah.... Except sometimes it really is the size of the ship.
But only somewhat.
Depends on the receiver tbh. Like, if someone easily has vaginal orgasms, then size isn't the biggest issue. Some other people are size queens.
1:03
My dear Damien
When praying we do both
Knight Darwiche yep
Knight Darwiche yep
13:31 this makes me happy, i have 3 pet rats and they are adorible little babys.
The fact I’ve watched this video like 20979009764 times and I still laugh really says something about me
7:40
fun fact:
More people are killed by cows than by sharks
It's 10 deaths by sharks per year, but 100 deaths by cows
6:02 I remember seeing this in a quackity video they were pretending to be moms on fb love how it’s on Reddit!
0:52
As a muslim, im so happy that Hulk is a muslim now.
Agreed
12:23
There is actually an latino artist whith the n word as his name.
Flex
6:04 was quakity and his friend pretending to be moms on Facebook lol
5:11 I CANT IT WAS CREATED ON MY BIRTHDAY NOO 😂😭
8:15 That one aged *really* badly.
0:48
Nobody:
Damien:Minecraft villager noise
For the love of god put the whole meme in the frame so I can screenshot it
mickey mouse was originally a anthropomorphic bear but was officially defined as a cat
0:57 nah its correct. Theres one position called roku which is what the hulk is doing and another called sajdah which is when you are on your knees.
Pff that chair... not good
Pewdiepies chair only 300,99
*399
8:30 if my drug dealer Jesus was calling me I’d be doing drugs one way or the other tbh.
As a human with scoliosis, the last one made me laugh until I couldn't breathe. My dad walked by, saw what was on the screen (I paused it) and then walked away. The person who made that has achieved c o m e d y
4:36 translation: "dont worry! just do the gangnam style dance!"
8:46 The Joke flew over his head. If the guys middle name is Kevin, his initials would be KKK XD
Damn, that last one totally destroy Liberals with nothing but absolute FACTS and LOGIC!
stevenisthename Scoliosis?
Facts and logic my ass they only use the plural form of Democrat but not Republican or American because it doesn't make any f****** sense if you do it correctly.
( yes I know it's a joke just to cut off all the losers out there waiting to whoosh me, mine is one also.)
4:17 there was so much cringe in here that I could feel my skin break into itself because it's embarrassed just knowing about it.
6:58 and the worst part that is actually dk's father in the van lol
‘Tis a fine line between comedy heaven and cemetery.
1:12 that laugh is gold
Jokes have ascended to the skies
Conservative: 5:56
Me, a bisexual man: 😳
Ok
number 15 Burger King foot lettuce
no
The last thing u want in ur burger king burger...
9:14
I feel ya bro, I worked on a piece of artwork for two days (honestly I think it was the best piece of art I’d ever done) and I was the only person that liked it after two weeks. Not even my best friend liked it...
3:22-3:24 you read that wrong lmao I like how your brain is so used to the mispellings you just correct it automatically
ps you bring me joy
PSY is saying something like "Don't worry! Gangnam Style is just dancing!"
(I had to google the last word 춤 - "dancing" because I did not know that one)
The other comment I can't read because I hate romanized korean :')
I know right romanized Korean is way worse than it should be
romanized part is the pre-chorus of gangnam style
Ive been avoiding the thumbnail but today is the day I face my fears
3:28
I read the bible on my phone
3:08 Moms say that TV,Movies,Video Games,and Music are to violent but is okay with their kids watching *THIS!*
1:00 that is a position we go in while we pray just before we kneel
7:38
Me: *remembers the time a donkey tried to eat my hand*
4:12 I found his yt, this man is a legend.
What is it?
r/comedyheaven= Damien’s laugh
r/heaven= 2 Vids in 1 day
Lower case r
Hi RUclips auto caps lock sorry.
R/Ilerntfrommymistske
Shut up
Chocleen II r/makeme
Garry let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest but on fire within
Once you find your center, you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Damien reading randomized Korean gave me a stroke lmao i love this channel
9:08 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ZOOM IN? TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES?