@UGudBro ? I was saying that their use of 'First' implies that they thought the comment would be successful enough to make their being the first comment significant
*"Why have i seen these balls before? These balls are awfully familiar i have seen these balls once upon a time what i havent seen is a ball so disorganized that the blue strip is visible."* My favorite quote of all time. You must think about it.
3:09 is German and means Dialogue in the dark. The sign is not meant for blind people. It's outside of a museum in Hamburg where people can experience how it feels like to be blind as they go through several rooms in complete darkness with a blind guide.
Maybe the braille is just printed on? But I don't think they could miss it, as their whole attraction is about experiencing blindness and is guided by blind people
8:30 that's the exact opposite of what you should do. If you landed on water from a plane, it would be like cement. The hay stack would be much better.
Nah the real reason is: Assassin's Creed: Jump from 12 story tower into haystack: Full Health not tired just gonna run a whole mile to the next mission.
Also in Hungarian, and probably in a few more languages. You know, if it's not English it's a spelling mistake. This is everyday low-key 'Merican ignorance.
3:10 The joke wasn't about the Text. It's german and says "Dialogue in the dark", the joke is that the braille text is printed and thus not to be detectable by touch,failing its one purpose miserably.
Hey just for understanding, its purpose is for non blind people to experience blindness by ging through completely dark room and beeing guided by actual blind people. Braille on an advertisement itself would seem kinda pointless
Its purpose is to be part of the logo, so not being detectable by touch is irrelevant. Especially because those events consist in blind people guiding people who can see, not the other way around.
And it is actually a "museum" for people with eye sight to go to, to experience blindness so it actually makes sense since blind people are not really supposed to read it anyways and it is more for astehtics.
How you know they’re not just coincidentally in a same-sex marriage? That kind of kid results from getting wild with mineral-based Elemental type creatures.
For anyone who doesn't know what "Dialog im Dunkeln" is let me explain, it's a place in Germany where mostly blind people work and you can go in there so you can experience how a blind person experiences the world, inside it's so dark that you can't see a thing and you have a blind person to guide you. I did this a couple years ago and it's just an awesome experience. I would not recommend going in there drunk or high tho lmao. In ended up having a drink with one of the blind guys at the bar at the end(Which is also in complete darkness)
12:16 OP here toalett is just toilet in swedish, the dumb part is the flat braille which is unusable for blind people Edit: also just wanted to mention how proud I am of making damien laugh
7:50 That's an electric kettle, which has its own little base that it has to be connected to in order to boil anything (I assume it completes a circuit or something). What usually goes on the stove is the old teapot/kettle, which is made of metal, not plastic that melts 😂. TLDR; wrong type of kettle
The entire nation has one brain cell that must be shared amongst all of its residents and in this moment when Damien needed to realize this was another language he did not own rights to the brain cell.
@Danksy : The joke is actually that the braille is just printed on the sign, and not stamped out/embossed, so a blind person can't read it. (I speak norwegian too, by the way. 👍😉)
BeatNoLogic you can... you can clearly see that people has run Their fingers along the sign. Maybe it’s just very shiny , hence looking flat. Sweden is extremely clean and shiny
Yeah, but that's besides the point. It's about the title also being printed on in braille for the blind, which is absolutely pointless if you don't put it there in a way you can actually feel it.
@@harrison5943 ....you're an uneducated potato. If you're falling from a height that water kills you on impact, then you're going to die impacting on land.
@@qbixx1102 I know that. I'm just explaining it to him because he misunderstood what the mistake was. It seems he mistook the german for gibberish and overlooked the actual flaw
7:50 I can't say for sure, but that looks an awful lot like my mum's electric kettle... which has a little pad that plugs into the wall... so you don't have to use the stove.
8:16-- While the one job was putting the correct caption with the correct illustration, no... you definitely don't want to try to land in the water if you're falling from any height where your body is anywhere close to reaching terminal velocity, because hay and soil can compress, which means when you hit them, your body can transfer some of the energy of the impact into those things as you try to remember to put your hands behind your head to protect your neck, tilt your head forward, bend your knees, and roll forward with the impact. You'll probably break some bones and suffer a lot of cuts and contusions when you hit, of course, but there's a chance you'll survive. Water, on the other hand, cannot be compressed under normal conditions, including your ass falling on it from a thousand feet in the air, which means you slamming into the water at anything close to terminal velocity is about like slamming into solid steel or concrete. It'll just flat-out kill you. If you're only a few meters up, fine. Aim for the water. You'll probably still be going slow enough that hitting the water will only really hurt when you hit, not mortally injure you. If you're a couple thousand feet up, though, do not aim for the water if you want to live.
GamerPlayz -Videos!! If you fall into water from a high place it becomes like cement, so you will most likely break a bone, but uhhh if you fall from a plane into water.... have snacks at your funeral
@@kanzkat420 when swimmers dive into a pool they have not reached maximum velocity and they are using a tiny surface area to break the surface tension instead of belly flopping and not breaking the waters surface tension
@@kanzkat420 the reason water is deadly when falling from great heights is because to water literally cannot move out of the way fast enough in fact going head first means your about to break you arms and neck
Actually, landing in water from more than 100 feet or so is more similar to landing on concrete, except you then drown because you're too injured too swim. Skydivers say the best place to land falling from a plane is in a forest, because tree branches will slow you down significantly before you impact the ground. Then, even though injured, you still have air to breathe.
![Blox Fruits Dragon Rework Update [Full Stream]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EqDAp8udhm0/mqdefault.jpg)
Once I ordered chicken McNuggets and got a burger patty instead
Just the Patty?
how does that happen?
"can I have a burger patty?"
At least you get something from ordering.
😂
Wait, so just the patty? Like, they didn't even give you a proper burger? Wow.
The Elsa cake looks like Peppa Pig combined with George Washington.
r/rareinsults
Stalker Bleach hell yeah I was the 69th like
i just thought it was supposed to be the queen of england...
If you are Stalker bleach, why is your logo Clorox
It looks like handsome squidward.
3:24 TECHNICALLY they didn't double stack
They triple stacked.
Wait...
*t h a t s i l l e g a l*
No, they quadruple stacked
thats just double stacking twice
Modern problems require modern solutions.
They saw it as a challenge.
“We sell dog children!”
Puppies, the word you are looking for is puppies.
no1bandfan first
@UGudBro ? he predicted this comment's success
Nope we sell dog children
_i desire the dog children_
@UGudBro ? I was saying that their use of 'First' implies that they thought the comment would be successful enough to make their being the first comment significant
*"Why have i seen these balls before? These balls are awfully familiar i have seen these balls once upon a time what i havent seen is a ball so disorganized that the blue strip is visible."*
My favorite quote of all time.
You must think about it.
mmmmmmmmmm...
12:15 Toalett is just the Swedish word for toilet. The mistake was the braille text being printed flat.
13:32
AshyVinc sexigt
Meniacal Madman y/youngpeopleonthissite
Same with the 'Dialog im Dunkeln' one from 3:10 but with german. Damien doesn't seem to understand how languages can be different.
MaxMillianMus eh?
“I’m going to have to beep that out”
Person editing the video: “nah fam not my job”
See what I did there :)
Itz just meh Lilly Sackett bleeeeeeeep
No no no it’s because the editor didn’t want to
Tupac Amaru Shakur I think jack should occasionally cover swearing with HJONK!!s
But that's his one...OOOOOHHHH
That's my mom
No. I did not.
3:09 is German and means Dialogue in the dark. The sign is not meant for blind people. It's outside of a museum in Hamburg where people can experience how it feels like to be blind as they go through several rooms in complete darkness with a blind guide.
Maybe the braille is just printed on? But I don't think they could miss it, as their whole attraction is about experiencing blindness and is guided by blind people
Maybe it was just a ad for it..?
Nazi : rite at u bukuroo
We have the same thing in Atlanta. It's a really interesting experience.
Dunkel : dark
"Do not double stack"
...well...technically they didn't...they TRIPLE stacked.
Well it probably was double stacked at one point
8:30 that's the exact opposite of what you should do. If you landed on water from a plane, it would be like cement. The hay stack would be much better.
Literally just commented that lol
@@user-ep1hp7vj6p same dude, same
Nah the real reason is:
Assassin's Creed: Jump from 12 story tower into haystack: Full Health not tired just gonna run a whole mile to the next mission.
But can't you dive into the water?
@@jaygay6576 You're bones would pierce through your Organs which wouldn't be pretty
“Sorry I sweared I’m gonna bleep that out”
You had one job Damien, one job.
I GET THE JOKE NOW
He
Heheheheh
*the official SpindlyWilly he’s not the editor
HOLY SHIT I POSTED THIS LIKE TODAY HOW DOES IT HAVE SO MANY LIKES
Toalett is toilet in swedish so I don't think that was misspelled.
Also in Hungarian, and probably in a few more languages. You know, if it's not English it's a spelling mistake. This is everyday low-key 'Merican ignorance.
@@arnoldtoth3134 Ok! Thanks for telling me!
Aa tänkte vänta lite e e ju fann svenska
Arnold Tóth
lmao if i saw "toalett" my first thought would not be that it's another language
The brallie is flat
3:10
The joke wasn't about the Text. It's german and says "Dialogue in the dark", the joke is that the braille text is printed and thus not to be detectable by touch,failing its one purpose miserably.
You could also argue that that kind of dialog is the typical one for blind people. Which probably is the intended joke. >_>
Hey just for understanding, its purpose is for non blind people to experience blindness by ging through completely dark room and beeing guided by actual blind people. Braille on an advertisement itself would seem kinda pointless
aaaayyyy a german wehrmachtskamerad
deutsche sind einfach die besten menschen ich liebe dich
@@anarchy_rayne fuck off pls
Its purpose is to be part of the logo, so not being detectable by touch is irrelevant. Especially because those events consist in blind people guiding people who can see, not the other way around.
3:11 it's german. It says "dialog in the dark", referring to blind people, but the braille is not 3D so no blind person could read it...
Ashweerrrrrrrrrrrpooowowowowoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeeoeoeoeoeoeeeeee
Digidgishsuhsinsishishishsihsuhsushusgushusgsugsugsugsussssaaa
Dwarkkiiiiiiijmmmnajjwnwuwhwvqgha8hqvf1rt2hwjao
@@3starsburningbright
r/ihadastroke
@@3starsburningbright i couldn't agree more..
@@lol-bz5ii same.
And it is actually a "museum" for people with eye sight to go to, to experience blindness so it actually makes sense since blind people are not really supposed to read it anyways and it is more for astehtics.
“Where’s my pickles”
Check under your tongue
this is a d v a n c e d
Dang it, it seems as though that the "Spongebob" references shall follow me to my grave.....😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕
And Emkay's going to his ride
but its not my wallet
@@birdsnestfern5635 spongebob reference
3:09 that's actually German and means dialog in the dark. The joke is that the Braille is on a flat sign so blind people can't feel it
13:37 translation from Swedish: "so that's what handicap sex looks like??"
WAIT WHAT
Yep i can swedish and that’s what it means not Google translate fucking up
Oml
Lol ”handicap” is ”invalid” in Swedish
Holy Crusader no it is handikapp in Swedish and that text is Norwegian I think and Norwegian is like Swedish in a kind of way
Nighty night damien. Rest up so you can understand jokes.
@BentheCookie *reverse card* heheh........
@@highgradedro did u mean *uno* reverse card??
Oh shit, i need some sleep too i guess.
It took sooooo long to get that Bee-thing. :c
Oh, ofc, i paused right before explainings
Ah yes, I eat potatoes to improve my eyesight
Edit: Ah yes, enslaved 1.4k likes
very true (im not joking please dont woooosh me or i'll post your comment on r/ihavereddit)
Rossdale Intac it’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable
Potats
@@nectarium8760 R/Woooosh
Gaelic_Geek ok cool
Damien supports lesbian mannequin mothers. We stan.
Yes
Disappointment
@BlueHoliness lmao
What a shame
How you know they’re not just coincidentally in a same-sex marriage? That kind of kid results from getting wild with mineral-based Elemental type creatures.
For anyone who doesn't know what "Dialog im Dunkeln" is let me explain, it's a place in Germany where mostly blind people work and you can go in there so you can experience how a blind person experiences the world, inside it's so dark that you can't see a thing and you have a blind person to guide you. I did this a couple years ago and it's just an awesome experience. I would not recommend going in there drunk or high tho lmao. In ended up having a drink with one of the blind guys at the bar at the end(Which is also in complete darkness)
Oooooooo!
yesss, my father took me once, it’s in my town.
Was the joke that they printed braille on the ad?
Unknown Anon yes
@@lemonywater2979 not sure, i think who ever took the photo just didn't realize what it was, thats my guess.
12:16 did you know toalett means toilet in swedish? That’s not wrong, that’s completely right
Eh... ya learn something new.
Same in Norwegianand danish.
I think the Braille writing was the actual fuck up, cos toalett is in a pretty common use
sipos2000 yes it was OP here I would know
@@palosnes3147 ya mean Sweden 2 and Sweden 3
Someone: dislikes video in 1 min when the vid is 14 min long
Me: *say sike rn*
Yup
Lyra Violet probs by accident
@Jimmy and billy animations r/woooosh
Jimmy and billy Animation did you just tag yourself saying r/woooosh
@@kitsyuun bruh
@@kitsyuun I am disgusted.
"Is that an octopus? You good squidward?"
BRUH YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS VIDEO
what do you mean?
@@devy_max What do you mean by what I mean
@@DOPEMATIONS squidward *IS* an octopus
@@devy_max ... *SQUID* WARD. ITS IN THE NAME
@@devy_max Ok well according to the creator of the show, he confirms that squidward is in fact an octopus so I apologize
The music for the intro plays again at 13:05. Damien had also one job.
I was hoping I wasn't the only person who noticed.
Damien doesn't edit, blame the editor for that one
@@evelynt9582 the editor had one job
SwedishTalkingWolf omg i waited the whole vid for that
There were a few mistakes in this video lmao
*"In to the bushes, it belongs to the forest now."*
I’ve never had to flip an overturned vehicle, and I probably never will, but thanks to RUclips I know to set the parking brake first.
69th like
This is like that scene in Harry Potter where the flying car goes feral.
@@BookWyrmOnAString i thought that too. XD
Tamara Stroyan I thought of the scene in Jumanji where the giant plant takes Carl’s police car.
God, the 90s were weird.
12:16 this isnt an error. Its just a toilet from Norway or Sweden
Yes, IT FEELS LIKE HE'S BULLYING SWEDISH
Agreed we MUST RISE
@@EliseTheBloody SWEDISH ARMY AGAINST BULLYING OF THE SWEDISH LANGUAGE
Yessssz
Han skrattare åt oss. Nu kommer han förlora! För skrattar du förlorar du!
"Is that an octopus? ...... You lost Squidward?"
*Squidward*
*SQUIDward*
Squidward has said himself that he is an octopus
Squidward is an octopus, you fool.
@@themeemqueen then I am, in fact, the fool!
Oh the woes of being ignorant to the rich culture of Spongebob lore...
@@sophiemyers- Ah yes,
S O F H I C C T O K A I CH O N
@@devy_max squidward has six legs if you include the arms
Damien’s laugh be like
“Ah, yes.
Enslaved happiness”
"Enslaved unitentional muscle reaction" You poor IQ being
"Hey bro can I stay at yours for awhile, my house is infested"
"Sure, but what is it infested with?"
"Oh, nothing much.. bAntS
1:06
"Mom, mom, let's go see the turtles"
"Ok swetie"
*Proceeds to get spooked*
F You “in you go sweetie”
XDD
F You alligaturtles
I think you meant "Spooped"
5:35 "sorry I sweared gotta edit that out" I have a feeling that they didn't edit that out
He said I "MIGHT" have to edit that out
r/onejob
12:16 OP here toalett is just toilet in swedish, the dumb part is the flat braille which is unusable for blind people
Edit: also just wanted to mention how proud I am of making damien laugh
nav kaile eh?
and norwegian and danish
in hungarian, too
12:19 That's a different language. The Braille is printed on flat which is the crappy design.
It's Swedish. The braille was the problem as you mentioned.
@@leonpeonleon Or Hungarian.
I'm really starting to believe that Emkay is not the brightest
Damien, damn you!
7:50 That's an electric kettle, which has its own little base that it has to be connected to in order to boil anything (I assume it completes a circuit or something). What usually goes on the stove is the old teapot/kettle, which is made of metal, not plastic that melts 😂.
TLDR; wrong type of kettle
FINNALY someone notices, all i saw was failed wooooshes on the replies and ''don't fall in water if you're falling from a plane"
Was looking for someone to point that out, thanks
@@enzo4872 Ikr 😂
@@Antagonist24 Np 👍
3:11 I got an Laugh Flash cause it is German and means Dialog in darkness.
So a conversation in the dark
5:29
EmKay: swears
also EmKay: I might have to bleep that out
me hearing him swear: you had ONE JOB!!!!
EmKay: i became the thing i swore to *hate*
When people ask me about what house Iive in: I live in this...
r\hmmmmmmmmm
I cursed, I'm going to have to bleep that out.
You had one job, Damien.
We should put him in r/onejob
Time stamp?
he does his best
5:25. It's okay, we still love ya, big guy.
@@EmKay go to bed damian
2:08 I am Australian and can confirm, we walk upside down sometimes. Only on Mondays though
May not be Australian but I can confirm visited bout 2 years ago this is true
Plez SEnse mY Scarems
And on Thursday we get to fly on a kangaroo for free.
It's true, I had to borrow my friend's ground-harness today as well because mine broke
actually, it depends on the state. here in NSW it's Flipperoo Friday.
Well that explains why I nearly fell into the sky last time I crossed the border
an emkay video doesn't feel the same anymore without Damien's signature wheeze
Are you sure that Elsa looks fresh, I thought she was frozen.
Ba dum tsss
Oh good lord
I hate myself for laughing
''The cold dosent bother me anyways''
*_W H Y_*
I love it when damien completely forgets other languages exist, such a wild concept
Nighty night Damien
The editor told me to say this
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
yes
8:22 falling into water from great heights is like hitting concrete.
12:17 idk about you, but as a swede i can confirm that "toalett" means toilet in swedish :)
yup
Also in Norwegian
And norwegian
Yeah, don’t know why that was in there...
Also in Hungarian. ;)
Lady: my house is on fire!
911 operator: I don't realy want to talk right now
12:18
Damien: speaks English
Me: speaks Norwegian
Damien: thinks the Norwegian word for toilet is funny.
Me: what are you laughing about??
The entire nation has one brain cell that must be shared amongst all of its residents and in this moment when Damien needed to realize this was another language he did not own rights to the brain cell.
@Danksy : The joke is actually that the braille is just printed on the sign, and not stamped out/embossed, so a blind person can't read it. (I speak norwegian too, by the way. 👍😉)
I found it strange too as toalett is the swedish Word for toilet too.
BeatNoLogic you can... you can clearly see that people has run Their fingers along the sign. Maybe it’s just very shiny , hence looking flat. Sweden is extremely clean and shiny
Yup...
6:14 “Their daughter” 🏳️🌈😂
OMG I didn’t notice that
Lmao I JUST noticed thattttt
"I just stop the car and start screamin'"
The image in my head is just amazing. Imagine Damien crying and screaming like the meme cats. I love it
Best timing on the planet:
"I'm just gonna stop the car and start screaming."
RUclips plays an ad that starts with a scream
3:10
German for
"Dialogue in the dark"
Or "Dialog in the dark" for americans
And in Japan its "Diolog in the dark"
The real "one job" is the false braille
...in America, we spell it dialogue too???
Am I dumb/missing something? Prob
Americans spell it as Dialogue too
Yeah, but that's besides the point. It's about the title also being printed on in braille for the blind, which is absolutely pointless if you don't put it there in a way you can actually feel it.
6:07 that's Simon from the Yogscast, they used to be massive on youtube back in the early 2010's
Hmm yes moonquest. Le can of BEANS
They have over 14 milion subscribers on all channels and whole lot of twitch presense. I think it's still something.
Waiting for the next scandal at this point.
Dont ever aim for water lol at 30+mph its like hitting concrete
So, how exactly is the field a better choice?
@@Stormageddon81 you can't drown on land
ㄥ卂乙ㄩㄥ丨 obviouslY stuPID
@@mollygdoegey ??? ?? ? ???
@@harrison5943 ....you're an uneducated potato. If you're falling from a height that water kills you on impact, then you're going to die impacting on land.
The one at 3:09 is actually correct. It’s just in german.
yup, the brail is just printed on...
@@qbixx1102
I know that. I'm just explaining it to him because he misunderstood what the mistake was.
It seems he mistook the german for gibberish and overlooked the actual flaw
or Swedish. basically some germanic language.
@@Maximus-xb9nm nah its german
It's English
12:21 is toilet in Swedish and Norwegian. The braille says "Toalett" too.
In hungarian too
Although its tuvalet in my language i knew that it is another language but poor Americans they think everything is written in their language
5:28 editor, you had ONE JOB!
13:04 the music got louder like in the intro for no reason, you had ONE JOB!
😂😂😂
Damien: *swears*
Me: HE *SWORE*
Did you just use the words circle and minecraft in the same sentence?
So did you
oof
Ahem* Minecraft does not have circles
@@user-iv6mq7my9t you can however make a complete circle with many square units
Oh shoot this moto moto
"It's all Kit 'n no Kat"
0:36 that dinosaurs gif killed me. 😂😂💀
7:50 I can't say for sure, but that looks an awful lot like my mum's electric kettle... which has a little pad that plugs into the wall... so you don't have to use the stove.
Yeah its definitely an electric kettle lol no need for a stove
It looked like an electric mixer with out the mixers that was put on the burner.
@@jacklow9611 ok i dono here u get your mixers from.I only saw an electric kettle
It was an electric kettle, they weren't supposed to put it on the burner
Emkay laughs,
BREAKING NEWS! You’re allowed to swear in club penguin
BREAKING NEWS! It doesn’t exist (at least not the OG one)
Damien
*shows cut in half pancakes* Damien “ I don’t what cut in half cookies, I want whole one’s”
There is a T H I C C raccoon outside my window and I don’t know what to do. Send help.
Act dad
Invite it in for barbecue, it just wants to be included
Take it as a pet
@@doggoruiningartworks maybe.....
Give bread
2:02 I don’t get the joke? I live in Australia and that’s just a regular sign?
Raivin Barker r/wooooosh
Viggo Ahlström he made a joke
Your Weird yes I know but I wooooshed him as a joke because I knew he joked
Your Weird ;w; am female
@@a.bilazzo51 double r/woooosh?
Or just no woooshes. F it xD
4:16 low budget remake of the car leaving scene from Harry potter prisoner of Azkaban
8:16-- While the one job was putting the correct caption with the correct illustration, no... you definitely don't want to try to land in the water if you're falling from any height where your body is anywhere close to reaching terminal velocity, because hay and soil can compress, which means when you hit them, your body can transfer some of the energy of the impact into those things as you try to remember to put your hands behind your head to protect your neck, tilt your head forward, bend your knees, and roll forward with the impact. You'll probably break some bones and suffer a lot of cuts and contusions when you hit, of course, but there's a chance you'll survive.
Water, on the other hand, cannot be compressed under normal conditions, including your ass falling on it from a thousand feet in the air, which means you slamming into the water at anything close to terminal velocity is about like slamming into solid steel or concrete. It'll just flat-out kill you.
If you're only a few meters up, fine. Aim for the water. You'll probably still be going slow enough that hitting the water will only really hurt when you hit, not mortally injure you. If you're a couple thousand feet up, though, do not aim for the water if you want to live.
Toalett is toilet in norwegian👍🏻
And swedish i guess
Yes it is, but still funny if pronounced with an American accent 🤣
I know lingua👍🏻
i'm not so sure it's the word itself as much as the printed braille benieth XD
@@beowulfiow but he is laughing about the word and thats not a wierd word for me its just swedish for toilet
The braille looks a bit printed. I'd say that's the fail
I have one job and failed: "Being a normal human being"
Yeah you robot
I can relate
WOW!!!!! THAT IS RELATABLE!!!!!!
YES FELLOW HUMAN , I ALSO FAIL AT DOING THE JOB. I AM ALSO A HUMAN THAT FAILS TO DO THEIR JOB ON OCCASION. YES FELLOW HUMAN.
Woah this is soooooooooooo deep :/
Im soooo shook at the bungie jumping thing
6:23 looks like hamburger helper went through chemotherapy.
r/rareinsults
Let’s put on f in chat for Damien who fell into water from an airplane 😔😔😔😔. You were a good man
damn thats what i was thinking too. i didnt know a human could be that stupid though
What
GamerPlayz -Videos!! If you fall into water from a high place it becomes like cement, so you will most likely break a bone, but uhhh if you fall from a plane into water.... have snacks at your funeral
but falling in a field would not change anything, it would be best to try to fall in the forest, but still the chances of survival would be very low
Too much Minecraft :/
10:17 thOSE ARE PanCAkEs
they come in packs of 3
you get 3 of them
you get em at kroger
they’re pancakes, damien
not cookies
they look like crumpets to me
@@xtdycxtfuv9353 they are mini pancakes
Thank God someone said what I was thinking
Toalett is how you say toilet in Swedish.
Yayuh
yeah same for Hungarians
tack!
Ja
Aaaaaand Norwegian...
Random person: hello? 911
911 answer: i don’t wanna talk today, bye
Person: MY SISTER IS IN A BURNING BUILDIN-
911 answer: *hangs up*
So the meme is right
The last one says "So this is how handicapped sex looks" in swedish.
Is it swedish tho, last time I looked its not spelled sir
Could someone fuck up that badly, i and e are not close to each other
Some say sir instead of ser, depending on where from sweden (or finland!) you come from :)
@@eeelinot oh, guess I've just not met anyone who said sir
3:10 “Dialog im Dunkeln” means dialogue in the dark
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@@3starsburningbright yes I agree
@@3starsburningbright r/ihadastroke?
@@kirin6544 ywvwuwhhhhhwhgwgafsrsf
it's german right?
Truck: On the road to success, there are no shortcuts...
Also truck: *Takes a short cut and crashes*
Man Man you had a chance to say “and gets a short cut”
me: mom, can we buy an iphone
mom: no, we have an iphone at home
iphone at home: 6:00
I’m excited for Damien to hit 1 million
3:09 thats just german for: "Dialog in the dark"
The mistake is the flat Braile
When you see strange language and think that must be the mistake, but it's the Braile print. Damien... you had one job
@@TheChaotix14 get it guys, it's funny cause das the video title
Imagine jumping out of a plane into water.
Surface tension is still a thing And it would be the same as jumping into a pile of flat screen tv's.
Salty S you ever seen professional swimmers dive? Well they do it like that bc if they do it like thst it doesn't hurt
@@kanzkat420 when swimmers dive into a pool they have not reached maximum velocity and they are using a tiny surface area to break the surface tension instead of belly flopping and not breaking the waters surface tension
@@kanzkat420 the reason water is deadly when falling from great heights is because to water literally cannot move out of the way fast enough in fact going head first means your about to break you arms and neck
That's a strange analogy.
@@muffin6399 you're too slow!
4:16 Weasley got a new paint job for his car
If you fell from a plane and landed in water it would feel like hitting concrete.
Unless you fell like |
And not __
Depends on the height of the plane
Any height it's better to land in hay, unless you want to do a bomb lol
Nah, videogames taught me that you don't take damage from high falls if you land on water.
Oh God, I can't believe they killed Sandy Cheeks. 6:47
OWO
Really!
*YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
Futuba pic nice
NOOO
@@SkyTheWolfIsDeadInside "Ah, I see that you're a man of culture as well".
"send Damien a 'nighty night Damien' in the comments so he gets some sleep"
*Im crying rn nobody sent damien a "nighty night damien"*
3:09 Dialog im Dunkeln is German and means dialog in the dark.
8:32 They got the pictures switched up, you didn’t notice that.
8:41 The most concerning thing about it is Misty's look on her face
What name pokemon?
@@zguyofficial6206 That's a Starmie
3:12 Dialpg im Dunkeln is actually German and means "dialogue in the dark". The r/oneJob moment here is that the braille is just painted onto the sign
I'm from Australia, why is everything upside down but the image at 2:00??
I dunno
Ino crazy ryt
Unknown Abyss Ikr its so weird
I'm from Australia too
Aussie fam
5:51 he turnt into chills when he said “ wow”
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EmKay 😂
EmKay can yo just do a whole video of you doing chills voice plz
I'm really annoyed that no one has noticed or pointed out at 6:05 thats Simon from the Yogscast.
Lemonade Productions I noticed it too.
I was literally about to comment that
oh shoot really?
So glad I found at least one comment noticing.
im so glad someone confirmed it, the whole video i was thinking about it LOL
Actually, landing in water from more than 100 feet or so is more similar to landing on concrete, except you then drown because you're too injured too swim.
Skydivers say the best place to land falling from a plane is in a forest, because tree branches will slow you down significantly before you impact the ground. Then, even though injured, you still have air to breathe.
Funny thing: **exists**
EmKay: **laughs in King Dice**
your username has created many r/technicallythetruth post
Me: *laughs in Mugman*
Nighty night Damien
Go get some well needed sleep
damien: ur gonna have to bleep that out
editor: *doesnt bleep it out*
2:28 ok.
omfg i can't stop laughing.
nighty night damien
what have i done XD