It's was 12 but some of the bread rolls and loafs were too small so to make up for the missing weight they gave an one extra so no one would think they were getting scammed
8:48 same tbh. I've never even studied appliance repair and my first thought on seeing that image is "someones gonna go to take a shit and get final destinationed by the washing machine"
Took a bit questioning this, forgot about plushtrap, mom pick me up im scared Wait... im already home and im alone except for the plush and robots trying to murder me, everything is fine except the monstrous robots outside my doors, in my closet, under my bed and the plush in a hallway, but exclude those im fi-
* You take a bite of the spaghetti. * Your face reflexively scrunches up. The taste is indescribable.. Frisk’s face after tasting the spaghetti while trying to smile at Papyrus and simultaneously trying not to throw up: 2:08 (yeah yeah I know the video’s not Undertale related but after seeing 2:08 I just)
They had laws in place governing bread sales but they didn't have scales in medieval England. The extra piece was to make certain the weight was correct and no one was cheated since the King had the laws in place and if a customer made a complaint,the baker could be fined or even imprisoned.
Generally believed the baker's dozen (13) started in medieval times when bakers could be fined for selling less than the proper weight of 12 loaves, so they added 1 loaf to ensure they were never short.
@@cultistofdarkness1661 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Color blindness would not help you see the edges of the steps in the picture any better. And why would you put bleach in your eyes? That's a great way to blind yourself.
3:00 i was at newark airport literally 3 days ago (for context i am british) and i saw that as i got back into station B and i was concerned for America’s mental well being
7:55 Not only is this sign confusing as hell, Damien had to add to the confusion by reading words that weren't even there. Walking isn't allowed but walking bicycles is but bicycle scooter bikes are not. Damien my brain already hurt and you made it hurt more with the prohibited drones my guy.
I don't know if this counts as crappy, but it is really weird and slightly terrifying. Somewhere in the East Bay, there was a dentist called "Children's Dental Funzone" and it looked like a carnival area you would find in a horror movie. I think they closed that location though because it now says it's only in Southern CA.
The washing machine over the toilet, not only is that insanely dangerous and just... ridiculous, but it's made even more so by the fact that they would have to stand on the toilet in order to even reach the buttons. Unless you know, they were like 8 feet tall.
About the last one, I am not sure what bothers me, how that could be a damage risk having the bathroom there, or the fact that it looks like there is no security to get into that server room
13:05 as someone who's been in a number of server/networking facilities I think that's a great idea. Sometimes you just can't step too far away from what you're doing and you need to take a piss
All these stairs makes me remember a flight of stairs in one apartment building i was in. It was a dim steep stairwell while coming in from the bright outside. The complex remodeled and put dark blue carpet on them. THEY WERE INVISIBLE
8:40 I have been to this place and no one will convince me I went somewhere else, this was for an optional school trip call “Math Counts” and this is some sort of college, we went in a big room and all took a test, this is exactly what the main area looked like
8:36
I go to that school
Every time I manage to get out alive it’s a miracle
Everyone gets sick, constantly
Welcome to Lone Star High School
Welcome to a flipping mob
I'm so sorry for you.. my school has something like that though lol
Mine is kinda like that but slightly less chaotic. It's chaotic because everyone loiters there.
F
“Hershey squirts.”That is the single most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.
IKR?? I WAS LIKE WTF LOL XD
I'm lactose intolerant so I get the Hershey swuirts
Me: * puts down my Hershey's kisses *
I mean the term is used in the 1991 Stephen king novel Needful things
5:15
A "Baker's Dozen" is actually 13. That way they can test one for quality control.
Picket Pants Thank you for the fun fact to ruin other people’s minds.
It's was 12 but some of the bread rolls and loafs were too small so to make up for the missing weight they gave an one extra so no one would think they were getting scammed
Yeah. "Quality control".
@@nexus1g excuse me, I need to test your largest donut for... quality control
@@Katie-vg3jn Excellent idea!
3:32 Someone put a classroom in the bathroom, Damien.
Oh, is that what happened?
That's what that was
Thank you. Finally. I'm so pleased with your clarification that I gave you your 69th like.
@Aullstar plays
You are legendary
That bathroom looks like a Sims bathroom when that one wall don't want to fit so you just leave it crooked like this
Timestamp?
@@pudding8829 2:21
who tf does that? you just,, put the wall normal
Yeah!
Maybe it is a corner room of a crooked apartment.
5:58 "every single one of them looks like they're gonna steal my soul and sell it back to me at a high price"
that's how the mafia works
The demon family
@@pugforpresident7257 *I swear to god I saw you on two other comments*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ That's how mafia city works
The artist seems like one to make pieces for wikiHow....
Obviously you have never seen the Irish mafia in boston
3:37 so... he just ignored the fact that they're implying that the tooth has genitals
The more you think about that the more weirded out you become
Manu I said the same thing! And I'm your 100th like. 🤘🏽
TEETH BELONG IN MY MOUTH THOUGH
yours dont?
john All of them? Including 'mine'?
6:22 This design is actually kind of clever. It forces you to use the railing and keep close to the wall.
True-
Neh I'll just use both rails :p
Rats, we're rats, we're the rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats.
rats
Rats
*chants to the rat gods* feed us leader, feed us
Sexty nine
Likes
10:45 "It's a bakers dozen ya know?"
No Damien, you just failed a poor child proofing test.
Does that mean it worked?
Yeah
How is it a crappy design? I used Kids Mode for my nephews. Never had a problem.
@@evecampbell3069 Calculators.
@ Non of them are in the fourth grade yet.
8:48 same tbh. I've never even studied appliance repair and my first thought on seeing that image is "someones gonna go to take a shit and get final destinationed by the washing machine"
Thor Clarke *ASSASINS CREEEEEDDDD!!!!*
5:30
So is no one going to talk about these numbers on the left?
Like, *NICE!* or something?
Nice
Nice.
Nice.
Nice
Nice.
1:13 looks like those adds where they go "Do you want an indoor swing?" except its hopscotch on the stairs
Mady41008 when your legs don’t work like they used to before *dun* *dun* when you’ve already fallen down the stairs
8:42
People trying electrocute themselves with toasters while taking baths, I’m tryna electrocute myself with a washing machine.
10:26 Rats, we're rats, we're the rats. We stalk at night we prey at night
Mr CynicalOptiMystical
Imagine rats flushing out like in Ratatouille
we’re the rats
IM DA GIANT RAT DAT MAKES ALL OF DA RUUULES
nice reference but you got it backwards.... prey comes before stalk fam
@@DerangedShark1 i have sinned
rats rats we are the rats were coming in for a birthday bash
5:01
*deep, ominous voice*
"I've been expecting you"
Why do I hear boss music
Hairy Spider
Why do I hear flushing
Our brains were on the same wavelength, my friend.
*"WELL, WELL, WELL."*
Damien laughs
*SUICIDE RATES HAVE GONE DOWN TO 0%*
loser chips LUL
Just like Chappells new special
There are complations of his laugh so now SUICIDE RATES DROP TO -1%
You wana know why people don't tell anyone or hospitals that they're suicidal. Because the bills after you get released.
@@Riansend?
5:04 anyone who's played FNAF 4 gets PTSD from this
M1ster Ch3f oh ya, it’s big PTSD time
Lol
Now I realize why it seemed familiar
Took a bit questioning this, forgot about plushtrap, mom pick me up im scared
Wait... im already home and im alone except for the plush and robots trying to murder me, everything is fine except the monstrous robots outside my doors, in my closet, under my bed and the plush in a hallway, but exclude those im fi-
lol plushtrap
oh hey look! most of them are from schools... *HOW WEIRD*
Red Wolf teens use Reddit that's just how it be
four hundred twenty likes...niceeeee
@@mxdwnfrcemdia I'm on weed
6:46 took me WAY too long to figure out. “Everything is possible, nothing is impossible”
Smart boi
Sometimes I feel like some of these belong with r/midlyinfurating
@@visveee6678 Now I usually don't like toxic comments but that, that was good
Bloo Barry wasn’t necessarily toxic, just rather true holy shit midlyinfurating
I personally think both are the same thing, like crappydesigns are generally mildlyinfuriating. Idk
ok sinnon
Or asshole design
Am I the only one who loves em Kay's laugh?!? It's so contagious and adorable!!!
2:18 bruh she lookin like an Oblivion character
Ha
10:34 "Rats Rats we are the Rats it's time for another birthday bash."- Rats
Finally someone else referencing that song instead of
Whatever it is everyone else is saying
C O M E O N I N A N D H A V E A B L A S T
OSHA gonna have a field day with the man who installed that washing machine.
1:40
In case someone was actually wondering it says “Anything”
you can get away with doing ng
@@Crimslushie your version is better
Sample text
You should do an entire video imitating Chills' style and voice.
NO! makes me rage quit RUclips lol
Hi welcome to Chills
Never better than late ? hhmmmmmmmmmmm
Go to his second channel Damien Lee , its gold
Number 15
"I ask you this. Why? I rest my case"
For some reason that in particular made me chuckle
I need Damian's laugh soundtrack more then air
Ali Selmen there’s video compilations of his laugh lol
*than*
@@swagster4180 T H E N
2:07 Giofilms is quaking with rage on the upside down world. I can feel it from here
"I toLd yOu DoN'T puT faCes On winDows bUt pEoplE DoNt lIsteN"
I'm sure that tv is in an engineering building on campus.
If that's true then that is literally hilarious
12:50 , omg, that’s Baylee Jae, one of my favourite artists youtuber .
_WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?_
*Eric The Opera Ghost:* It ain't much but that's honest.
phantom of the opera is the best musical ever
336 Mars Agreed
0:00 yeah, that's why they have to put the S in.
5:01 dude that toilet is for Gods only! except of course *Damien*
Neko Galaxy Leader Ashley he takes the pee of gods
* You take a bite of the spaghetti.
* Your face reflexively scrunches up. The taste is indescribable..
Frisk’s face after tasting the spaghetti while trying to smile at Papyrus and simultaneously trying not to throw up: 2:08
(yeah yeah I know the video’s not Undertale related but after seeing 2:08 I just)
*A burnt spaghetti wiggles inside of you.
*fnaf thing*
your kid should abslutely appreciate bart simpson he needs that culture in his life
He should appreciate SNEED
5:40 JIMMY, When I said hang the lights I didn't mean to HANG them!
*giofilms screaming about the woman with the squished face*
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT MYSELF AND YET NO ONE LISTENS!!!!!!
i can hear this comment
It was the first thing that popped into my head when I was her
I mean, at least she wasn't on a bus, car or window, that's one step in the right direction, right?
Kathy 2378 ur referencing giofilms?
@@pugforpresident7257 Yes?
Just hearing damiens laugh puts a honest to god smile on my face lmao
For and April fools vid (I know, I'm way too early/late) Damien should do r/breadstapledtotrees but hide it as another sub
He should say that it’s r/treesstapledtobread
LeRedDerp! Yeah, this is big brain time
*while in the winter*
*restaples* YOU WILL NOT FALL ON ME NOW
Or since he’s early he does a video titled
“r/April fools” and it’s a 5 second video saying “it’s not April. GOT EM!”
What would be a better ACTUAL April fools day joke would be chills actually reading a video for him.
5:28 uh i think it was the numbers on the side
..damien. a bakers dozen is 13, they make one extra in case one goes wrong. A dozen is 12 honey it's ok dw bout it
They had laws in place governing bread sales but they didn't have scales in medieval England. The extra piece was to make certain the weight was correct and no one was cheated since the King had the laws in place and if a customer made a complaint,the baker could be fined or even imprisoned.
Phoebe Jayne I’m scared that you’re referring to Damien as “honey”
6:14 *ARE THEY GOING DOWN OR UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Edit: well obviously it's down bc otherwise there'd be floor on the wall but still
Thank you, Damien, your laugh is contagious.
4:53
"Dude, you cracked your phone so hard it went off your phone" -Damien, 2019
Me: I'm sorry what?
Petition for Damien to do r/breadstapledtotrees
*signs*
r/breadtapedtotrees...
Pootis (heavy language for signed)
2:04 is to see the football game of the ants
Damien’s laugh needs its own channel.
Gold
Generally believed the baker's dozen (13) started in medieval times when bakers could be fined for selling less than the proper weight of 12 loaves, so they added 1 loaf to ensure they were never short.
6:22 I'm semi colour blind and I can see the stairs perfectly, bleaching my eyes finnaly turned profit
Bleaching your eyes?
Wait. Wut?
Welp
@@Tessa_ract yeah you got anything wrong with that buddy?
@@cultistofdarkness1661 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Color blindness would not help you see the edges of the steps in the picture any better. And why would you put bleach in your eyes? That's a great way to blind yourself.
6:25 It was wiggling for me. The lines were like “IM GONNA KILL YOUR EYE SIGHT”
Emkays laugh got rid of my depression
Fat Cunt5 Deal with it. Everyone else loves his laugh.
@@idkwhattoputhere7952 Hi Harry Potter fan!
This man actually just said a baker's dozen was 12
No one:
Damien: WHEEEEEEEZZEZZEZEEEZZEZ
I love his wheeze and laugh, it always makes me laugh
4:00 when your drug dealer is a mattress
It gets worse. Search up the full commercial. Things get creepy.
3:00 i was at newark airport literally 3 days ago (for context i am british) and i saw that as i got back into station B and i was concerned for America’s mental well being
Gal Rides look up Florida man memes then u will be traumatized
Stumbled upon your channel recently, now I can't stop watching your content. Subscribed.
Hell yeah Damien you are 91,822 subs away from 1,000,000
7:55 Not only is this sign confusing as hell, Damien had to add to the confusion by reading words that weren't even there. Walking isn't allowed but walking bicycles is but bicycle scooter bikes are not. Damien my brain already hurt and you made it hurt more with the prohibited drones my guy.
"Hershey Squirts" OKIE DOKIE that's something I heard today.
I keep waiting for the
"I'mmmmmm Mr. King Dice"
and it never comes
much like me, because you blueballin me with music
The woman looks so iconic I have to put her on my profile picture
Nice
Hahaha
Lmao
holy you actually did it!
I might be incorrect, but you are not that is a thumbs up good sir
Damien, that reference to Rat Movie was just beautiful, I have never been more proud of anyone in my life
7:50
Mom, can we have stairs ?
No, we have stairs at home.
Stairs at home:
I don't know if this counts as crappy, but it is really weird and slightly terrifying. Somewhere in the East Bay, there was a dentist called "Children's Dental Funzone" and it looked like a carnival area you would find in a horror movie. I think they closed that location though because it now says it's only in Southern CA.
"My velociraptor went PP"
Emkay
The washing machine over the toilet, not only is that insanely dangerous and just... ridiculous, but it's made even more so by the fact that they would have to stand on the toilet in order to even reach the buttons. Unless you know, they were like 8 feet tall.
“I’m the giant rat, I make all of the rules”
6:21
As someone who already has problems with well-designed stairs because of lack of depth perception, that's terrifying.
The S in Iraq stands for safety.
Bruh moment there's no s
ThErE iS nO s In iRaQ
@@semyonkosarev7899 is this r/woooosh
@@they6622 I think you just wooshed yourself
reddit_hog r/whooshisbetterthanwooooooshh
1:10 imagine riding down those steps
Teeth having teeth..
Mom come pick me up..
3:42
About the last one, I am not sure what bothers me, how that could be a damage risk having the bathroom there, or the fact that it looks like there is no security to get into that server room
Take a shot everytime when theres a photo of stairs in this video.
Nesquik Man bruh I’m trippin
2:02
Chills voice: who put some corn in my banana peel? There is some corn in my banana
"Their toes are all messed up"
-Damien 2019
5:32 i love how youtube's r/crappydesign has number 69 on it
8:41 one wrong move you getting on the news about dying on the toilet
TIL Damien was/is an appliance repairman. You learn something new every day
Store: *We put the S in comfort!*
Me: *well you could at the S at the end to make comforts.*
Sir allow us to comforts you
Haha aren’t you funny? I bet everybody thinks your funny wow im dying so hard rolling around in the Floor hahaha yes so funny
Everytime you laugh it warms my heart. Your joy alone makes me love these videos.
9:36 As an Italian once said...
*_LUNCHTIME IS FOR LUNCH_*
that wooden bridge at 10:13 needs to have some yellow reflective tape put along the edges of every step... like tf. XD
11:05 OMG thanks finally i can play without my parents knowing i downloaded this game
13:05 as someone who's been in a number of server/networking facilities I think that's a great idea. Sometimes you just can't step too far away from what you're doing and you need to take a piss
6:41
"Nothing is impossible"
"Everything is possible"
UNO REVERSE CARD
Nothing is possible, everything is impossible
@@Kassieq its very possible you typed that comment, but impossible that you thought about what you wrote before typing it
Now replace the s in is in the second line with an m.
5:30
numbers : 29, 40, 90, 69, 3
damien : **deleted video**
1:13 I have a minor phobia of stairs, and that image gave me the willies. I'm with you there. Those are NOT practical.
EDIT: Ditto for 6:25.
A phobia of stairs?
Another cent for the "Had to explain something to Damien" jar, we gonna get rich quick
Um, a "Baker's Dozen" is 13. That's 12, plus one to sample the goods. 🤣😂🤣
i love these videos they always make me laugh. not just r/slash crappy design but several other videos
But why is his laugh so contagious
All these stairs makes me remember a flight of stairs in one apartment building i was in. It was a dim steep stairwell while coming in from the bright outside. The complex remodeled and put dark blue carpet on them. THEY WERE INVISIBLE
For anyone curious, the exchange rate for beer money is currently 0.023 Beerbucks : 1 US Dollar
8:40 I have been to this place and no one will convince me I went somewhere else, this was for an optional school trip call “Math Counts” and this is some sort of college, we went in a big room and all took a test, this is exactly what the main area looked like
Plot twist, the s in comfort stands for america
He referenced the rats video and I've never been so happy
10:50 a baker's dozen is 13...
10:38 looks like when i play Everything and spawn a bunch of man hole covers only to immediately ditch them