f*uck....😐😐 F*UUCKK..... 🥶🥶🥶 oh s*hit 🥶oh f*uck oh s*hit oh f*u🥶ck oh s*hit oh f*uck oh s*hit🥶🥶🥶 we-we-we've been WOOSHED..... PLEASE don't cancel us F*****UCKK⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ohhh gooodd...🥺🥺 oh, god, oh f*uck🥺🥺 we'll do anything... ANYTHING just PLEEEAAAASE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺it's over.... 💀 emkay is over..... 💀💀💀💀we close our eyes 💀👁️💀 gently we are laid to rest, and in the dying of the light we do not rage 💀💀 there is everything left except hope; there is nothing here but... darkness 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The the coyote was suffering from a concussion and later died. Not hard to tame an Animal that is slowly dying. That's how I became friends with my duck, It got attacked by a dog and was super weak and Needed medicine and to be taken care of And now we're the best of friends.
Its like screaming “CHANGING MAG” or “OUT OF AMMO”! Broadcasting to anyone who will listen that you’ve got your pants down and are read for surprise butt sex
Are you a police officers? you have to tell me if you are. PS screaming "CHANGING MAG" is short for 'friends, please cover my ass while I'm CHANGING MAGs because I don't want surprise butt sex'
Her 'sister' probably didn't exist to begin, remember she's a Christian, Don't trust them if they say a Bible survived a fire, if it was a fire below 451°, then I can understand, But if it was above, Then shes lying.
@@gagejohnathan9641 or the bible didnt exist. The sister may have existed in theory. Or perhaps this whole post is fake. In fact, this whole video could be fake my good sir.
Didn't you know? You have to make your own zeros when you turn 30...and 40...and 50...and every single decade of life after that. But,in all seriousness it's not that big of a deal,Damien just didn't think it was necessary to keep listing.
That "flat earthers ancients say the earth was flat" makes me mad. My boy Erasthenes in 3000 BC had two obelisks built, measured the shadows, used trig, and CALCULATED THE CURVATURE OF THE EARTH
And ancient greece too. There's even an moon crater named after the guy. Edit: I think his name was Aristarchus, or something like that. Maybe im wrong
@@Sean-dr9pl Erastosthene was able to come up with a pretty close estimate of the Earth's size just by measuring the lengths of shadows of two points at a known distance from each other. He was also the first person to divide the earth into grid lines of latitude & longitude. And he figured out that the number of days in a year isn't an even number, and thus you need a leap day every 4 years to make the calendar line up right.
That gal who got fired after donating a kidney actually started flaking on the job, taking days off, passing her work off to others and she thought that because she saved her bosses life she was untouchable.. she was fired by her bosses boss.. totally deserved.
5:08 I wouldn't say its necessarily "sadness" but more of an inability to enjoy regular activities. Nothing would work, you're just stuck, unable to genuinely have fun
The insurance vs hospital thing is incredibly unfair. It wasn't the hospital that denied her surgery, it was the insurance company. And the hospital that "saved" the toy wasn't covered by insurance of cost anything, it was probably something they did as a joke to make her happy. Also, I'm willing to bet they don't take place at the same hospital.
5:16 I love when you get a face palm from a guy reading posts about face palm. Being sad during all those events is kinda the definition of depression.
Ok, that joke in the beginning: "So be on your best behaviour!" Well, it's not actually a joke. That's the reason the sign is there. To scare people into behaving. We in UK have these placed on shops, shopping centres ("malls"), in some parks, etc. Except we use less bombastic language "Plainclothes officers are conducting..." Should it go back to r/Facepalm?
@@lodocus1501 Witty. Also, so what is specifically boomer about it? Someone doesn't know what the sign means, puts it on r/facepalm. I point out that the real facepalm is that it is on r/facepalm. Boomers and their "knowing thing" harumph.
That does make alot of sense when you think of it. Man I wish they didnt crack down tho lol. When I was 5 I caught a ryhorn and named it a particular name. Wondered why my cousins, older brother, and the 15 year olds on the bus were cracking up when I told them I named it "Horny."
Wow. I've heard you can't trade an evolved Yamask (can't remember how to spell it) without nicknaming it, because its name contains an f, an a, and a g in that order.
I do believe there's not a single word in English that doesn't mean something obscene in English dialects. You can make a sentence like "I (random verb) her (random noun) with my (random noun)" and it will always mean something sexual.
7:47 The writers said during an interview that Thanos' skin is made from a very strong material also proven in the line "All that for a drop of blood" on the Titan battle. Just to clear that up
Aha... but you might remember that there was only ONE possible outcome where the Avengers won. Severing Thanos' hand probably would have somehow led to a defeat.
5:10 just to let you know, those are supposed to be happy activities, as the point of “sadness” as a sign is specifically being sad regardless. I think the face palm is that the sign is really obvious, and it’s for any form of depression
You saved me, EmKay. My dad asked me what I was watching (several times he got upset when i was watching something small) so this morning I showed him your video and he seemed to bug off. Thank you 😊
1:20 I may be overthinking things, but to play devil's advocate for a moment, I think she meant a subscription for renting books that are delivered via mail, similar to how Netflix used to (or still do, I haven't had Netflix in a couple of years) deliver DVDs to houses as their model, which is a very valid question, but she worded it poorly. I don't know if libraries do that type of service, but correct me if I'm wrong.
the odd numbers at the *top* and the even numbers at the *bottom* but you did quite good ... although you are right when it's printed on a shift stick though, then the odd numbers are actually forward. But the icon is usually seen with the odd numbers at the top.
1:25 Jenna is a boomer. Kelsey clearly wants the books at the convenience of her device and not in a physical form that she'd have to carry around and even borrow from the library herself, not to mention it's only for a limited time and if she'd want to read different book she'd have to go to the library again to borrow it
The Netflix for books thing kinda makes sense. Originally it was a mail dvd renting service. The op knew about libraries but wanted something more convenient
Yup that sounds about right. I had cancer a year ago and now I have a lump on my lymph nodes. So docter ordered an ultrasound from a cancer facility that accepts people without insurance. They refused to do the ultrasound cause I don't have insurance and it might not be cancer. 🙄
I like to imagine that most of the 'idiots' in here are actually normal people trying to screw with their peers. It's the only way I can keep my faith in humanity intact.
Ancient cultures developed math and were able to prove it was round. Ancient cultures also didn't get super into math and thought that we lived on the back of a large turtle.
Everyone says that Doctor Strange should’ve cut off Thanos’s hand but, when he went through every possible outcome he said that there was only one where they won. Therefore if he was to cut off Thanos’s had they wouldn’t have won. This would most likely come because someone else got hold of it and finished Thanos’s duty.
On the first one, I think it’s a scare tactic. You’re made to think there’s an undercover cop but you don’t know who’s an undercover cop, so you get paranoid, unless you’re not doing anything illegal.
0:00 that's gotta be the biggest one as that had to be made by someone, approved by someone, and used enough times by enough people that it wasn't thrown away
@@YamiHoOu It certainly happened, but from what I'm reading it wasn't an often successful endeavour; with a population of 1.2 million, 5,000 successful crosses is really quite low.
6:50 There is sunlight on the moon though Thats how we get moon light during the night,the moon doesnt generate light,the suns light reflects off the moon and gets bounced back to earth
@@atlachanacha nope, because the Moon's year and day are both roughly 24 hours. It's also why one side of the Moon constantly faces Earth, and the opposite side never does
@@shadowshedinja6124 Moon takes roughly 28 days to go around earth, and so does it rotation on it's axis. so wouldn't this make Moon's "day" and "year" both that period of time? My point was more for the moon phases, we see that parts of the moon doesn't receive sun light. it would take about 14 days ("like a half a month"), for those parts to spin back to position to receive sunlight
The High Functioning Depression video is about how you can be fine enough to do fun things like go to a party, but despite that youre still really sad the whole time.
Everything can be used for explosive firearm target... which makes me think of: "Amazon closes shop after stores have been identified as an explosive firearm target."
3rd to 4th is easy. You shift the same as you would shift from 3rd to 2nd on a normal gear box. Push it down to center, and pull it towards the left and push down. - The actual annoying part is to change from 1st to 2nd, where you have to pull it down, and then change direction and pull it up.
11:41 in my country you can sue supermarket for fake-special offers most popular case is that there was juice that said +20% FREE JUICE ,and peoples were joking that nobody ever saw the original version and now they are no longer allowed to put that on their juice
Well the police’s plan is actually genius not a face palm. If they tell people there is police in the area the can tell if people are acting uncomfortable around each other or the could go around asking people “hey did you see that sign? So if your selling you should do it at [BLANK] because I heard it’s safe there”
That police one is actually genius in the right application. If there's no undercover cops, put it down by a bad area and something will happen. Bad people will remove bad people.
11:45 the reason is because her parents properly insured here at a cheap company, but the thing if you do that is that that insurance company wil only pay for a certain hospital, but in you are insured at a more expensive insurance company you can go to every hospital you want and they wil pay (a certain amount of) the hospital bill
“Slavery was a very real thing.” Is, Damien, is. Even in America. Sorry to break it to ya, bud, but just because something’s illegal doesn’t mean people don’t do it.
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6:09
Oh, oh! We gotta WOOOOSH! We gotta WOOOOSH here, people!!
f*uck....😐😐 F*UUCKK..... 🥶🥶🥶 oh s*hit 🥶oh f*uck oh s*hit oh f*u🥶ck oh s*hit oh f*uck oh s*hit🥶🥶🥶 we-we-we've been WOOSHED..... PLEASE don't cancel us F*****UCKK⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ohhh gooodd...🥺🥺 oh, god, oh f*uck🥺🥺 we'll do anything... ANYTHING just PLEEEAAAASE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺it's over.... 💀 emkay is over..... 💀💀💀💀we close our eyes 💀👁️💀 gently we are laid to rest, and in the dying of the light we do not rage 💀💀 there is everything left except hope; there is nothing here but... darkness 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
EmKay JESUS CHRIST DID YOU HAVE A STROKE MATE
O no
Small robux stroke
Holy shit emkay are you ok
“The Roman Empire wasn’t a real thing like Zeus or slavery”
And just like that all brain cells are dead
Braincells aren't a real thing
@@sandmegalovania4626 Exactly.
yeah, they are its had-escalate this to a new level.
At least they got 1/3.
are you trying to say zeus wasnt real? :P
The person who literally tamed a coyote on accident is a legend.
The the coyote was suffering from a concussion and later died.
Not hard to tame an Animal that is slowly dying. That's how I became friends with my duck, It got attacked by a dog and was super weak and Needed medicine and to be taken care of And now we're the best of friends.
When you have been so confused thinking animals fight a silly duck took advantage and tamed you.
@@AlfredMoi honestly I was tamed at first quack.
But yeah it was pretty mad f***** up by that dog and did not like people before treatment.
His caveman ancestors look down with a smile
Just like i am NOT a legend for going the whole minute without realising the time was 4:20 and my battery was at 69%.
Might as while be shouting : "WE ARE GOING UNDERCOVER EVERYBODY IN THIS CITY I REPEAT WE ARE GOING UNDERCOVER"
random person
A MAN IS GOING UNDERCOVER IN LEGO CITY. START THE UNDERCOVER HELICOPTER.
*HEY!*
I don't know what you're talking about.
Its like screaming “CHANGING MAG” or “OUT OF AMMO”!
Broadcasting to anyone who will listen that you’ve got your pants down and are read for surprise butt sex
Are you a police officers? you have to tell me if you are.
PS screaming "CHANGING MAG" is short for 'friends, please cover my ass while I'm CHANGING MAGs because I don't want surprise butt sex'
FLY THE UNDERCOVER HELICOPTER
LICK THE UNDERCOVER HELICOPTER
THE LEGO RIVER IS UNDERCOVER
"Miracle From God" Beverly didn't like her sister in law much, did she? XD
Her 'sister' probably didn't exist to begin, remember she's a Christian, Don't trust them if they say a Bible survived a fire, if it was a fire below 451°, then I can understand, But if it was above, Then shes lying.
Or, maybe, and this is just speculation, she's being sarcastic.
@@It_sSophiaUwU no the sister never was, she never existed.
@@gagejohnathan9641 or the bible didnt exist. The sister may have existed in theory. Or perhaps this whole post is fake. In fact, this whole video could be fake my good sir.
@@jackiesharp018 and therefore neither are you.
"Yeah but you can turn 10... and 20."
After that, you are on your own
Didn't you know? You have to make your own zeros when you turn 30...and 40...and 50...and every single decade of life after that.
But,in all seriousness it's not that big of a deal,Damien just didn't think it was necessary to keep listing.
me less than 4 years away from turning 30
*sweating profusely*
@@nobuddy5442 wooooosh?
@@DevanK-rg3td No. I was also being sarcastic. I got the joke,no woosh.
In any case,the one didn't get my joke was you,which means...
*r/woosh*
@@DevanK-rg3td r/woooshception
Rita: my job here is done
Everyone: but you didn't do anything
Rita: *[cape swishes away]*
cyanity101 dangit rita
In the wise words of grian, “my work here is done.” “But you didn’t do anything!?” “Exactly!”
Manual actually goes:
1 3 5
2 4 6
And reverse depends of car thing si he missorderd
@John the Bastard But Damien clearly missed it
@@JKK_85 Thought the same. :)
I understand, and I feel your pain. I was literally cringing just looking at it.
He probably is one of those fake car guys who drive riced automatic civics
And I may be missing something but I'm pretty sure there is no 6th gear?
That "flat earthers ancients say the earth was flat" makes me mad.
My boy Erasthenes in 3000 BC had two obelisks built, measured the shadows, used trig, and CALCULATED THE CURVATURE OF THE EARTH
I love how you say "my boy Erathenes" like you were there with him when he did it
@@melodramaticdragon5826 I like how that's your takeaway here
Our boy actually. If course I was busy screwing goats, so :)
@@melodramaticdragon5826 he might have been, we dont know
@@mickytherat8020 hell yeah
1:31 Don’t worry, she can just respawn as long as she saved before dying
The Bible is her respawn point
XD
@UC2h3so4yZwj4blcVeSS-2eA Such a creative comment!
wait what happened with my comment help
Remember me when ur comment has more than 1k likes
ooga booga
Um lol
3:50 actually Ancient Rome, and Egypt found out that the earth was round...
And ancient greece too. There's even an moon crater named after the guy.
Edit: I think his name was Aristarchus, or something like that. Maybe im wrong
I remember aristotle, Erastosthenes and Claudius Ptolemy or something liek thst
@@Sean-dr9pl Erastosthene was able to come up with a pretty close estimate of the Earth's size just by measuring the lengths of shadows of two points at a known distance from each other. He was also the first person to divide the earth into grid lines of latitude & longitude. And he figured out that the number of days in a year isn't an even number, and thus you need a leap day every 4 years to make the calendar line up right.
Yet a part of the modern world still thinks it's flat and 10,000 years old.... SMH
Johnathan Archer And it also says so in the Bible!
That gal who got fired after donating a kidney actually started flaking on the job, taking days off, passing her work off to others and she thought that because she saved her bosses life she was untouchable.. she was fired by her bosses boss.. totally deserved.
5:08
I wouldn't say its necessarily "sadness" but more of an inability to enjoy regular activities. Nothing would work, you're just stuck, unable to genuinely have fun
Billed ellish fans would disagree
Yep. I kind of miss being a kid, but it wasn't great or bad. Now, well now I have to get myself out of the house.
Movie Hermit There’s a word for the inability to enjoy anything: anhedonia.
Literally hfd
That’s what the video actually describes, they take it out of context.
The insurance vs hospital thing is incredibly unfair. It wasn't the hospital that denied her surgery, it was the insurance company.
And the hospital that "saved" the toy wasn't covered by insurance of cost anything, it was probably something they did as a joke to make her happy.
Also, I'm willing to bet they don't take place at the same hospital.
12:23 he doesn't realize the gears are in the wrong order. That's the real funny part.
this is damien's FIRST STRIKE...... two more FAILS and he is OUT of EmKay............
You forget the wooosh don’t you...
5:16 I love when you get a face palm from a guy reading posts about face palm. Being sad during all those events is kinda the definition of depression.
*has joined the chat*
no not you
I didn't download those hacks i swear
fuck she told me she was 19
@@stinky6832 I’m coming for you
*4chan joins the chat*
Ok, that joke in the beginning:
"So be on your best behaviour!"
Well, it's not actually a joke. That's the reason the sign is there. To scare people into behaving.
We in UK have these placed on shops, shopping centres ("malls"), in some parks, etc. Except we use less bombastic language "Plainclothes officers are conducting..."
Should it go back to r/Facepalm?
"ok boomer"
@@lodocus1501 Witty.
Also, so what is specifically boomer about it?
Someone doesn't know what the sign means, puts it on r/facepalm. I point out that the real facepalm is that it is on r/facepalm.
Boomers and their "knowing thing" harumph.
Either the sign is dumb or people are dumb for thinking that the undercover cops would blow their cover like that
@@Helltamirre i wast being serious saying that.. thats the reason why i added notches
@@Helltamirre i also liked your comment while typing that. no need to be this serious
Walls historically do work, the Berlin wall worked, that's why they wanted it torn down.
I mean you aren't wrong but...
@@victorselve8349 But what?
@John the Bastard Alright, we get it, walls don't work when those up-keeping them suddenly conk out.
Walls don’t work when society wants to move forward.
@@izstrella Unless they're manned with armed guards ordered to shoot on site.
In England, the word “Muff” means Vagina so muffin not being aloud on Pokémon GO makes some sort of sense.
That does make alot of sense when you think of it. Man I wish they didnt crack down tho lol. When I was 5 I caught a ryhorn and named it a particular name. Wondered why my cousins, older brother, and the 15 year olds on the bus were cracking up when I told them I named it "Horny."
Wow. I've heard you can't trade an evolved Yamask (can't remember how to spell it) without nicknaming it, because its name contains an f, an a, and a g in that order.
@@dbseamz coffagrigus? Wait time out for real?? But thats its naaaaaame!
I do believe there's not a single word in English that doesn't mean something obscene in English dialects. You can make a sentence like "I (random verb) her (random noun) with my (random noun)" and it will always mean something sexual.
They're just a bunch pussies
The second I hear Damian’s voice
I just let out a sigh of relief
@Lorryn SilverSpike Slazo's back if you didn't catch it: ruclips.net/video/cwLVf32pLWw/видео.html
@Lorryn SilverSpike because Zach sounds like lowercase Damien.
7:12 if you what a shorter version, just run and scream "BEEEES!!"
I run after the bees instead
@@bshugks4350 just go take a bath
Not the bees! NOT THE BEES!
HEY! EVERYONE LISTEN! WE ARE UNDERCOVER OKAY!? HEY ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?
totinose hot pizza rolls EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT-
@@princesbuble172 thank you you are my new favorite person 🤣
NO IM NOT LISTENING U ARE UNDERCOVER REMEMBER THAT!!, ALSO HOWS THE WIFE AND KIDS?
no
What's that I can't hear you
7:47 The writers said during an interview that Thanos' skin is made from a very strong material also proven in the line "All that for a drop of blood" on the Titan battle. Just to clear that up
So? It's a MAGIC PORTAL. And the creature whose hand did get severed looked to have pretty strong skin too.
Aha... but you might remember that there was only ONE possible outcome where the Avengers won. Severing Thanos' hand probably would have somehow led to a defeat.
@@real_abender yeah it would have which is also why starlord had to smack thanos with the element gun
5:10 just to let you know, those are supposed to be happy activities, as the point of “sadness” as a sign is specifically being sad regardless. I think the face palm is that the sign is really obvious, and it’s for any form of depression
When you throw a 😎 in the title:
Welcome to downtown Coolsville
Heh,, 😎 This guy knows what`s up 😎😎😎
Ehh 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
ROACH CAR ROACH CAR
Nice 😎👌
When you're so early there are no good comments to laugh at:
*I won... but at what cost?*
The Cost of lose
@@salama3laikom940 F*uck 😔
@@EmKay Fcuk
@@garorade Fcuck
@@EmKay thug life....
1:34
Well of course the bible wasn't harmed, the killer always leaves their calling card
Oh oh *OH*
6:24 how has the lady not gotten the memo that the wall is fragmented and Germany has been unified for 30 at this point
Because it did its job until the government was forced to tear it down
He got wooshed big time at the "snakes evolve from spaghetti"
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The coyote one always cracks me up, it's impressive how she got it in the car and only got bit once.
You saved me, EmKay. My dad asked me what I was watching (several times he got upset when i was watching something small) so this morning I showed him your video and he seemed to bug off. Thank you 😊
"proof that walls work."
*Laughs in Mongolian*
5:04 I love that channel just like I love Emkay. Great content
Welcome and goodmorning to a new week everyone!
Forenza Audio naw where I live it’s tuesday
I live in Sydney
Rice
No I have the flu so I get a three day weekend
Forenza Audio, good morning!
1:20 I may be overthinking things, but to play devil's advocate for a moment, I think she meant a subscription for renting books that are delivered via mail, similar to how Netflix used to (or still do, I haven't had Netflix in a couple of years) deliver DVDs to houses as their model, which is a very valid question, but she worded it poorly. I don't know if libraries do that type of service, but correct me if I'm wrong.
12:26 Aren't the odd numbers at the front and the even numbers at the back!?
(sorry I'm not native English)
Yes
👍
the odd numbers at the *top* and the even numbers at the *bottom*
but you did quite good ... although you are right when it's printed on a shift stick though, then the odd numbers are actually forward. But the icon is usually seen with the odd numbers at the top.
1:25 Jenna is a boomer. Kelsey clearly wants the books at the convenience of her device and not in a physical form that she'd have to carry around and even borrow from the library herself, not to mention it's only for a limited time and if she'd want to read different book she'd have to go to the library again to borrow it
When your airpod straps get tangled in your pocket:
DJ Khalid: suffering from success
7:17 no it sounds like: “有蜜蜂在这里，我们现在离开这里吧。”
It infuriates me that ive seen that "Specific Noise" post more than 5 times in different sub-reddits.
Was it weird that with the undercover cop thing my first thought was the spy saying "it could be any of us!"
“r/facepalm”
Day 300 my mom left me now :(
She’s getting milk? Wait...that’s for dads
oof thats rly sad i guess for you its not that good of a morning
@Silver is disappointed in your Recent decisions, she went out to get some jewelry
@@silverisdisappointed where do you think those dads get their milk from. Male don't produce milk. Only a other kind of white stuff.
And my dad left us and I'm not crying I feel hate to him
For those who are interested, that's the Austrian flag that was wrongfully used as the Canadian one.
6:16
This is my favorite part.
Just this part.
ONLY THE WORD SPAGHETTI.
The first one is actually 200 iq because it means people will be on good behaviour and they don’t have to waste a officer
I have so many questions for the person at 5:57. First one being "how many times did your mom drop you on your head as a child?"
"Oh, this costs money?" ...That was 100% a time traveler.
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Me: Oh, can I see them-
RUclips: *5 take it or leave it.*
No don’t comment stuff like this
Cringe
Cringe
Why is this comment getting so much hate replies
@@kie.sjaz. because it repetitive, stolen, not funny and we see it on every video(also there's only 3 replies)
The Netflix for books thing kinda makes sense. Originally it was a mail dvd renting service. The op knew about libraries but wanted something more convenient
2:24
This puts a smile on my face.
Yup that sounds about right. I had cancer a year ago and now I have a lump on my lymph nodes. So docter ordered an ultrasound from a cancer facility that accepts people without insurance. They refused to do the ultrasound cause I don't have insurance and it might not be cancer. 🙄
I bet some of you are watching on the toilet...
How do you know are you watching me
Alright then how big is it
@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 first of all, love your name, second of all, what is big, I have two things in my mind
@@anormalweeb5809 like atleast 1 cm
@@polarisation nah dude, I'd be able to see it with my naked eyes then
EmKay is the one chill youtube channel to stop by without controversial crap or clickbait just chill reddit content.
7:50 it was explained that this cutting power has it's limits and that Thanos hands are too strong for it to work
I watched those movies, and I don't remember that being explained.
@@FrancisR420 www.google.com/amp/s/screenrant.com/every-doctor-strange-future-seen-avengers-infinity-war/amp/
also would have led to defeat
I like to imagine that most of the 'idiots' in here are actually normal people trying to screw with their peers.
It's the only way I can keep my faith in humanity intact.
3:53 also ancient religions Said that the earth was round
Islam says its flat like a carpet tho.
@@Xerathiel which verse
Jesus- the earth is round
Christian flat earthers- jesus is wrong
Ancient cultures developed math and were able to prove it was round.
Ancient cultures also didn't get super into math and thought that we lived on the back of a large turtle.
@@FrancisR420 Your sure you aren't confusing this world with Discworld there? Or is that the joke and I'm going to get woooshed
Emkay:what's up guys....
Me: a ceiling
You know that the gear stick tattoo is to represent a guy's friend who was killed and was on a successful career as a race car driver, right?
Everyone says that Doctor Strange should’ve cut off Thanos’s hand but, when he went through every possible outcome he said that there was only one where they won. Therefore if he was to cut off Thanos’s had they wouldn’t have won. This would most likely come because someone else got hold of it and finished Thanos’s duty.
In the shower watching emkay we be vibing
Ashley Rutledge same dude
YES! I do this!
Sebaciel
GuroGuroLenP yes sebasciel my name use to be mason Michaelis
Richard Rutledge hold up are you my brother.
5:12 Ah yes, the 4 embodiments of sadness. Eating ice cream, hats, badminton, and hugs
*r/TIHI:*
The new comment section position on mobile.
There is zero downside to teaching gang members sign language, silent communication, helps disabled, and no one stabs a group of deaf/mute guys
'Her bible survived!'
Thats like murdering somebody and leaving your buisness card next to the body
Haha great stolen joke
"Snakes evolved from spaghetti" is probably an attempt at poking fun at evolution
The stick shift tattoo isn’t a joke..it was because his friend died in a car crash.
oof.
On the first one, I think it’s a scare tactic. You’re made to think there’s an undercover cop but you don’t know who’s an undercover cop, so you get paranoid, unless you’re not doing anything illegal.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not anyone in the planet:
Damien: *WHEZZING INTENSIFIES*
_W H E E Z E_
"kimbbearly stand you"
Had me laughing out loud. Excellent comedy
Emkay:uploads
Me: I am speed
No, you are token the gamer
0:00 that's gotta be the biggest one as that had to be made by someone, approved by someone, and used enough times by enough people that it wasn't thrown away
Didn't the Berlin wall work right up until the collapse of the Soviet Union, though?
Not really, people crossed over all the time through tunnels and such. It was dangerous, but it did happen.
@@YamiHoOu It certainly happened, but from what I'm reading it wasn't an often successful endeavour; with a population of 1.2 million, 5,000 successful crosses is really quite low.
7:57 "WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN YOU TOOK THE STEERING WHEEL OFF."
😂😂
6:50
There is sunlight on the moon though
Thats how we get moon light during the night,the moon doesnt generate light,the suns light reflects off the moon and gets bounced back to earth
Wouldn't there be like half a month period, when you wouldn't get sunlight, since you're in side facing away from sun?
Also,not sure if hes calling the guy with a solar panel stupid or the people sending him to space stupid
Not sure who to r/woosh here
@@atlachanacha nope, because the Moon's year and day are both roughly 24 hours. It's also why one side of the Moon constantly faces Earth, and the opposite side never does
@@shadowshedinja6124 Moon takes roughly 28 days to go around earth, and so does it rotation on it's axis. so wouldn't this make Moon's "day" and "year" both that period of time?
My point was more for the moon phases, we see that parts of the moon doesn't receive sun light. it would take about 14 days ("like a half a month"), for those parts to spin back to position to receive sunlight
I like how Emkay likes everyone’s comments at the start. Makes us feel special! 👍🏻
Everyone: First
*viewcounter: 3200*
I got 23k views lol
12:23 Now we know that Damien doesn't drive a nonautomatic. The numbers are in the wrong order. Imagine shifting from gear 1 to 4.
when youre so early there arent any ' RUclips is drunk' or 'first' comments
First, to reply
haha
Blue Box Games First to reply after you
SPINEL PFP
The High Functioning Depression video is about how you can be fine enough to do fun things like go to a party, but despite that youre still really sad the whole time.
I had to leave school a few mins ago, felt like I was going to die....
At least I got Emkay tho
EmKay hand says: Good luck at school! ❤️❤️
Everything can be used for explosive firearm target... which makes me think of:
"Amazon closes shop after stores have been identified as an explosive firearm target."
5:03 I saw that video! They are trying to say that you feel sadness even if you do things that should make you happy
Hospitals:
Curing seizures: ❌
Fixing inanimate objects: ✅
12:25 hold up... that's illegal... try having a car with that transmission and tell me how enjoyable is it to shift from 3rd to 4th gear
3rd to 4th is easy. You shift the same as you would shift from 3rd to 2nd on a normal gear box. Push it down to center, and pull it towards the left and push down. - The actual annoying part is to change from 1st to 2nd, where you have to pull it down, and then change direction and pull it up.
11:41 in my country you can sue supermarket for fake-special offers
most popular case is that there was juice that said +20% FREE JUICE ,and peoples were joking that nobody ever saw the original version and now they are no longer allowed to put that on their juice
Last time I was this early Damien wasn’t doing Emkay
clap clap
Lorryn SilverSpike can I nominate myself for r/creepypms? Jk. But how’d you get 200 subs for no vids?
Well the police’s plan is actually genius not a face palm. If they tell people there is police in the area the can tell if people are acting uncomfortable around each other or the could go around asking people “hey did you see that sign? So if your selling you should do it at [BLANK] because I heard it’s safe there”
Me: I love Damian and Zach
Friend: who’s Zach? Damian is the only one there
*r/Facepalm*
That police one is actually genius in the right application. If there's no undercover cops, put it down by a bad area and something will happen. Bad people will remove bad people.
*words can't explain how fast I clicked on this video*
Well I guess you could say they’re OVERcover now
Why did you post 5 minutes before I have school why XD
imagine not having lincolns day lol
11:45 the reason is because her parents properly insured here at a cheap company, but the thing if you do that is that that insurance company wil only pay for a certain hospital, but in you are insured at a more expensive insurance company you can go to every hospital you want and they wil pay (a certain amount of) the hospital bill
The last time I came so early it was my first time
Sp*erm
Yes, that is the joke thank you very much
@@uziigk Np
The George Clooney one sparks a memery of a certain south park episode.
“Slavery was a very real thing.”
Is, Damien, is.
Even in America.
Sorry to break it to ya, bud, but just because something’s illegal doesn’t mean people don’t do it.
The stickshift was not numbered correctly. That was the facepalm.
I clicked the video in my recommended not knowing I was early until a quarter through the video-
dude same
Survey before video: Which of these cellphones would you buy?
**three expensive different phones**
Me: None of the above because I'm broke af