I can imagine that you would accept the glasses with a smile but as soon as you go to leave, a single tear goes down your cheek to show your complete emotional devastation.
Oh boy, a new video... time for the wave of people claiming youtube is drunk and the 50 other people who say they are the first viewer. some things never change.
Damien taught me to not look at the world as the world sees it, but to look at everything for its unique, individual values and appreciate this beautiful world for all that it is ❤
@@kellymessiter1985 "The capercaillie is a non-migratory sedentary species, breeding across northern parts of Europe and the Palearctic" (from wiki) I live in Finland and we have those here.
6:34 The best part is Damien doesn’t know the knife is made of milk. Look up ‘Milk Knife’, it’s by Kiwami Japan and he makes other things into knives. I like his somewhat subtle humor and his love of porcelain cows :)
So there’s one of my friend in the class named “nail nail” it’s supposed to pronounce “nine nine”. But literally every teacher on the first day call him “nae nae” Edit1: now when some of the teacher say his name wrong some of the people in class say “now watch me whip. Now watch me *NAE NAE*”
BTS IS LIFE Y'ALL i feel like a proud mom of them the best thing is this is a real thing that can happen and that photo is very likely not photoshopped
Blink Pink “Number 15, Spongebob sucking Patrick’s D. This is one of the most traumatizing things to ever look at, it will seriously ruin your childhood.”
@@EakiTurtle yes but that was a loggerhead turtle, and they eat fish, but most turtles who are omnivorous or carnivorous have those spikes in their throat to prevent prey escape.
Not specific to species, but the snapping turtles around my way I've seen catch birds, fish being their normal diet I assume. This was in a very small creek, and there's only fish in it after heavy rains. Guess its gotta eat lol
Loggerheads are not snapping turtles, neither do they eat jellyfish, they are relatively active and eat crustaceans and other small shelled things, they can’t swallow as much as we can due to structural limitations, nor can they chew
I'm imagining a horror movie about that thumbnail, where sentient dolls steal people's bodies by swapping souls, but they keep the doll face after they swap bodies
3:26 So that's where my uncle's stomach went after going to gym. **Edit** uhhh, not all sea turtles eat plants. There are some that eat jellyfish (leatherback) and crabs(loggerhead)
Hi! The strings on the owl's feet are basically leashes for birds. You hold onto it when it's standing on your hand so your bird friend doesn't fly away.
After reading through that last one it made me wonder did they mean cool as in the slang or if they meant cool as in a lower temperature.. Cause if its the ladder the skin wearing makes sense
"Someone probably thinks you're cool and wants to be you and wear your skin as a suit and dance in the pool of your organs." Midoriya: *exists* Toga: *Heavy breathing*
Damien: *laughs*
All the worlds crops are watered, famine is gone and the world is at peace.
Hey! Do you guys have any dogs?
You guys are gay as fuck
@@ninnghhizziddha I agree! Thanks for the input, friend!
Ye but it's a yes or no question
@@Caxuscosmo please no
2:12 I thought he was gonna say "this is why I wear condoms"
My brain does that too where it autofills the start of a word!! X3
He doesn’t want to create new life knowing it could be so horrible.
Concoms?
thanks, I hate it
"This is why I wear condoms, cuz no-one in the right mind is gonna pass me a condom with their bare fingers"
1:21 i showed this to my mom and, no joke, she said "oh those are functional ! i wanna buy those !!!" and then i told her it's photoshopped
The.. Hedgehog cake? It's real. The teeth *might* be photoshopped but the rest is not.
@@cyberseph I think he meant the Crocs...
@FireCookieFox my comment was 5 months ago what
i was so confused i thought you were talking about the spiky meatball
@@rattle9519 PAHHHAH THAT'S HILARIOUS
3:18
You missed the opportunity to call it "Barbie-Q"
69 likes. nice
Well...True And Funny😁
The name of the subreddit describes my thoughts on this comment.
Thought the same thing bro
424 Nice.
👏🏻
🤲🏻
🤚🏻
👌🏻
"Why does [the woodpecker] exist?"
Simple. Eat bug.
hey! eat bug is My job!!
Its one of my jobs, too!
Well y’all aren’t wrong.😂
To keep the bug populashon dawn
if woodpeckers never existed, woody woodpecker would be hummy hummingbird
0:30 yes that’s the actual mouth. Any other angle it looks bad but not that bad they took it at a specific angle.
Impossible Completed HD
*you could have lied*
@@PracticalNeuron ... But I didn’t
*Hey there. How are you?*
how could you miss the opportunity to say barbie-que chicken
*I'm disappointed in you son*
2:19 I went to the doctors office and they did that. I took the glasses and I was just sitting there, but emotionally, I was like: bruh 😬
I can imagine that you would accept the glasses with a smile but as soon as you go to leave, a single tear goes down your cheek to show your complete emotional devastation.
@@diablorises. Lol, close actually. I smiled and said thanks and then she turned around and I made a face of total confusion.
I would have said, totally deadpan, "You're a monster."
3:18 If this isn’t HowToBasic then I don’t know who could compete
X2
no HOWTOBASIC IS THE DESTROYING AND CURSED GOD
*_-howtobasic-_*
Oh boy, a new video... time for the wave of people claiming youtube is drunk and the 50 other people who say they are the first viewer.
some things never change.
i will never understand how those “jokes” and shit never die out, my current explanation is kids
210 views 511 likes, RUclips is drunk again
211 viewer BTW
Evan Osterberg when I look at your profile picture all I can think of is the *c r u n c h*
First
5:03 I showed this to my brother and he said "Is this what he inside of corn looks like?" With a straight face. HE WAS SERIOUS
OMFG
LOL
This is what it actually looks like
My question would be "Is this how we look like to corn?"
*teeth corn*
“Your body is a poop gun every time you eat it reloads”
Me: laughs in constipation
oh your gun just jammed! You gotta press the jam enhancer!
Damn maybe you should replace the barrel
Lol 34 likes the most ever gotten
Constipation is the gun getting jammed
me too bro
ketchup is actually a smoothie. its made of fruit and sugar, and its viscous, but still fluid.
Thanks
It's a Jam
*Hello, FBI?*
*SANS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
*drinkin' a smoothie.
Wow thank you for stealing that joke from that post we've all seen before.
"Why is she simultaneously a baby and a old woman at the same time"
Adalia: *Am I a joke to you*
I read this the second he said that tf
Damien taught me to not look at the world as the world sees it, but to look at everything for its unique, individual values and appreciate this beautiful world for all that it is ❤
9:41
@@bailujen8052 I hated that. Thank you for ruining a good comment.
whenever i see "TIHI" i think of micheal jackson
uoy ihit
TEE HEE
Thanks for pointing that out. I hate it.
@@Midnitetheprotogen hello brother/sister
El Teehee
12:53 “What is this a chicken?”
Yea what the he
ll is that monster?
@@kellymessiter1985 "The capercaillie is a non-migratory sedentary species, breeding across northern parts of Europe and the Palearctic" (from wiki) I live in Finland and we have those here.
@@amasenak fäçtß
Ama K are they evil?, for me birds love to attack me, and poop on me.
I sneezed when i saw this
3:17
"I don't love that, that's Barbie as a chicken."
Left me wheezing.
Psychologist: *Barbie Chicken isn't real.*
HowtoBasics: *I beg to differ.*
6:34 The best part is Damien doesn’t know the knife is made of milk.
Look up ‘Milk Knife’, it’s by Kiwami Japan and he makes other things into knives. I like his somewhat subtle humor and his love of porcelain cows :)
@@xsthyr you freeze it, but the real question is... HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE IT?
SuperLuckyAndroid watch his video
So there’s one of my friend in the class named “nail nail” it’s supposed to pronounce “nine nine”. But literally every teacher on the first day call him “nae nae”
Edit1: now when some of the teacher say his name wrong some of the people in class say “now watch me whip. Now watch me *NAE NAE*”
SoritE Utae
What country is it from?
"Nae nae, how about you come solve this problem?"
"Teacher...that's not how you pronounce my name.."
"oh."
get nae naed nail nail
i'm getting flashbacks because you said nae nae
“So watch me whip, watch me *nail nail* “
“I hate ants” is apart of that Facebook group where we all pretend to be ants in an colony. SLAY THY FOR THE QWEEN!
0:34 that is a saw fish. They are very closely related to rays. They have their nostrils and mouth on the underside of their body.
And they look like they’re gonna beat the hell out of you
JESUS CHRIS THEY ARE THE UGLIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN! GET SOME HOLY WATER!
@@stacey7411 they look much cooler from the top.
@@DunkleCheese *eat
StitchYYT
Wheat
Dad: come on baby don’t cry! Smile!
Baby: 1:56
Dad: OK YOU CAN CRY NOW!
Thats why babies DONT. HAVE. FUCKING. TEETH AND SHOULDN'T
BTS IS LIFE Y'ALL i feel like a proud mom of them the best thing is this is a real thing that can happen and that photo is very likely not photoshopped
7:38 this literally fricking made my eyes itch
Oh shit
*chuckles*
im in danger
Same here
When Michael Jackson said “TI HI” i felt that
😂😂😂
Not just you.
[Everyone felt that.]
Muzan kibutsuji
Damien: *laughs*
The Amazon Rain Forest: *stops burning*
I love how the milk mans voice sounds more like a girl than the actual girls.
9:41
0:00
Me: eats burrito
*IM NOW A MACHINE GUN*
No, your a bazooka!
No a 20-gauge
Barbie was turned into “Barbu-que”...okay I’ll go die now
That one goes well with Beer-bie and HeineKen.
Welsh go to your room don’t be mean to that kind dog (In your mother’s voice)
welsh weirdo Don’t be mean to dogs! (Fathers voice)
I’m so confused please educate me
...And go straight to 6:21
5:27
The new McDonald's logo is really uhhh.. something
Can't wait to eat it
No... no no no...
0:35 I went to an aquarium that was shaped like a tunnel thing and I can assure you, that's what saw fish sharks look like.
Damien: laughs
God: I have found the Holy Spirit
0:04
And when you’re constipated, it’s jammed so you have to clean it
And ironically, making it behave more like a projectile would require you to take bad care of yourself.
Why did I click this
Loggerhead turtles eat jelly fish. Those spines are to help guide the food down and protect its mouth and throat from stingers
THANK YOU. had I net seen this, I would have posted it myself.
The teeth corn was so disgusting I was eating amd that came up almost puked
A M D
*A M D*
_A m D_
p ɯ ∀
*amd*
"How much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped?"
KERMIT'S PISSED!
11:22 that’s to keep jellyfish in when it vomits the saltwater it sucks in from eating
Are you talking about a sea turtle
Because loggerheads are freshwater one of those fuckers took a bite out of a bass that I was reeling in
11:01, Damien, these are mosquitoes whom want to extract this guy’s red cell juice.
THE WORDING
HAHHAAH YES
ah yes I too desire youR RED BLOOD CELL JUICE GIVE
GIVE ME THE rėd błöød çëłł jùïčē
help i have 140,000,000 daughters from those help me i dont want to feed them i want to eat them and kill them
Finally someone had an answer for wtf those bugs were
Robin: OHMYGOD WHO WOULD DO THIS?????? WHY?
Damian: haha that's pretty neat
"I'm a huge horror fan" Please to be doing more spooky-themed vids.
Blink Pink
“Number 15, Spongebob sucking Patrick’s D. This is one of the most traumatizing things to ever look at, it will seriously ruin your childhood.”
With the Chills voice! I s2g if he doesn’t do a Halloween spoopy video entirely in the Chills voice....
Yessss
Too many.
Yesh
8:40 Damien’s Laughs CURES DEPRESSION.
My Brain: I Found Another Cure!
Nobody:
How jack describes the hearing ability in The Last Of Us 2
Damien: *laughs*
God: yes.. yes he's my favorite creation
"Turtles eat plants"
Uhhhh you sure bud
You sure they don't eat something more dangerous
Like, idk, jellyfish
some species of sea turtles like the leatherback do eat jellyfish, but most sea turtle species are hervibores.
unless u were talking about tortises or semi aquatic / aquatic turtles then uh
@@EakiTurtle yes but that was a loggerhead turtle, and they eat fish, but most turtles who are omnivorous or carnivorous have those spikes in their throat to prevent prey escape.
@@devilssemblance5938 forgive me for i have not watched the whole video as i wrote that. -i will now wallow in misery.-
Kade 1108 or plastic bags
Damien: *laughs*
CORONA: NO! MY WEAKNESS!!!
You are a god.
@@spikeo1000
First response: Aww I’m really not, but Thankyou 🤗 Xxx
Second response:
is that sarcasm 🤨?
*When you are too confused by watching this image:* 12:20
"Paradöx the play and table chair"
Turtles eat jellyfish. They have spikes to prevent jellyfish from floating back out
Jellyfish: *tries to swim out*
Turtle: "Stay down, last warning!"
Actually that was a logger head turtle wich is a snapping turtle so it eats small fish
john bou, the loggerhead is a sea turtle. Simple mistake. I hope you have a great day
Not specific to species, but the snapping turtles around my way I've seen catch birds, fish being their normal diet I assume. This was in a very small creek, and there's only fish in it after heavy rains. Guess its gotta eat lol
Loggerheads are not snapping turtles, neither do they eat jellyfish, they are relatively active and eat crustaceans and other small shelled things, they can’t swallow as much as we can due to structural limitations, nor can they chew
2:55 .... that was my breakfast for so long . Don't kill me , I love this 😭
Bee's throw up; Honey
People call their loved ones honey. People are calling the people they love insect barf.
No.
My dad calles me honey...
Ooofff
To be fair, it's very tasty insect barf.
I don't see the problem with that
Evil. I like you! UwU
Honey is sweet tho
0:48
sans being like-: I've already "befriended" your mom last night
*is sorry for being late to the party*
Sans noooooo
*smashes sans head on spikes*
Actually if you think about, since there have been Billions of people before us… your name has been Moaned Loudly more than a few thousand times.
I'm imagining a horror movie about that thumbnail, where sentient dolls steal people's bodies by swapping souls, but they keep the doll face after they swap bodies
4:19 bold of you to assume my ass cheeks don't clap when I walk down stairs or run already
Dammit, im imagining it and its gonna give me nightmaresp
4:34 * goosebumps theme plays*
3:26 So that's where my uncle's stomach went after going to gym.
**Edit** uhhh, not all sea turtles eat plants. There are some that eat jellyfish (leatherback) and crabs(loggerhead)
11:04 those bugs are a parasite attracted to his body heat
may I ask what type of parasite is that ? cuz holy heck that crap is bigger than the flies
catastrophic i I thought they were mosquitos-
@@mickeythedogo703 I don't remember the name
If you look at how they fly about behind the mesh and look at the body shape they totally look like mosquitoes to me.
They were on an episode of deadly 60
Damien: Hey can u past my contacts?
Touches the inside of the contacts
Damien: F u
Same fate
Hi! The strings on the owl's feet are basically leashes for birds. You hold onto it when it's standing on your hand so your bird friend doesn't fly away.
I blame both Disney and Sony for the Spider-Man situation.
4:31 be looking like something out of the Resident Evil franchise.
5:28 that’s Trever Henderson’s art right
Yeah
Trever Henderson’s
Mhmm
That's… a Country Road Creature, am I right?
@@evgeniysovin4346
You're Goddamn right
"The Lasagna Face Monster" - Damien, 2019
5:46
"The only thing faster than light is death"
*THE GOD HAS SPOKEN*
4:30 this is how they keep the Nokia from breaking
Each phone has a demon trapped inside
That last one: "someone probably thinks you're cool and"
Me: "Let me stop you right there."
After reading through that last one it made me wonder did they mean cool as in the slang or if they meant cool as in a lower temperature.. Cause if its the ladder the skin wearing makes sense
8:27 the reverse bear trap be like
r/Thanksihateit
Damien, half of the video: Wow, I love it!
I forgot I didn't have my headphones connected and "YOUR BODY IS A POOP GUN" yelled throughout my house
0:30. Yes, that is its actual mouth 😂 I have seen one at that angle and I couldn't stop laughing
"Someone probably thinks you're cool and wants to be you and wear your skin as a suit and dance in the pool of your organs."
Midoriya: *exists*
Toga: *Heavy breathing*
Maddi Kitten O GOD NO
I enjoyed Damien's voice during the part at 9:40 very much ♡
8:47 Characters when you go too far in video games be like:
Hearing him say WoAH these nutty made my day
*Speed bumps prevent accidents by increasing the risk of an accident if your not careful*
Right now I can't stop thinking that
0:58 That makes me feel an emotion that doesnt exist.
4:30
Nokia: "MiCRoWavEs dOnT WOrK, USeR."
Mario and luigi with no moustache,
Peach and daisy with mario and luigi's moustache
Nah, that just Luigi in Peach's dress.
O GOD I CAN'T UNSEE THIS 1:01 thanks who made this i can't unsee this
1:00 that sadly took me way too long to figure it out and I want to commit toaster bath now.
Dont go commit toaster bath u have so much to live for
@@wetzelkenneth no shut up noob
@@jobsuyu hey! Rude
@@wetzelkenneth it's a joke lmao, could you not tell of me saying "noob" skdjhf
@@jobsuyu whatever
7:51 - Dude they turned Freddy into frickin' Odo from DS9! 🤣
“Quark! Commander Dax, where is she!?”
@@shiningarmor2838 'She's not here. Is there anything else I can do for you? Perhaps take that... 'glove' off your hands?'
6:21 i was watcing this and had a panic attack when it just suddenly popped up with the vocals of the kids from the spongebob intro
*DO ANYONE HAVE ONE OF THOSE MIND ERASERS THINGS OFF MEN IN BLACK, PLZ USE IT ON ME*
i do
Agent Ham Sandwich good you had the mind eraser... all I had was a 50. Cal sniper and I think you know the end result.
Yo somebody post the Hacksmith Neuralizer vid here.
Thank you pre-emptively.
1:21
Croc Martens, Floridian Skinhead Approved.👍🏽
12:50
when you're 7 years old wearing glasses and someone called u a 4 eye
your brain:
Me: *wakes up* Today is going to be a grea-
Donkey Kong's Mouth is a Pistachio
Wow is just reverse owo
So it's now inappropriate to ask, "wow, what's this?"
There actually isn't an inside out owo. inside out owo is owo unless you did capitals, then its oWo.
@@frostybread2731 s h I t
@@frostybread2731 I fixed it
@@youremom7145 lol rip
OwoW
12:20 Welcome to IKEA, were passing out free insanity pills for every furniture kit you buy.
Damien: LAUGHS
wakes up the old one, the black goat with a thousand young. The forest with a million echoes.. The pain in every scream ..
12:54 i am already scared if a normal pigeon walks next to me but i am already by just looking at this clip
That is not even close to a pigeon. It's a Tiur
@@rubidium3718 thanks for letting me know
That bird was trying to f*** him
i'm so used to hearing Robin
hearing Damien feels like the first ever video i ever saw of EmKay
9:02 Fly honey is the best!
I swear I'm not Master Belch
Earthbound?
@@scoots7156 yep
3:25
A rare photo of the one and only Damien from the RUclips channel EmKay in the flesh.
*David Attenborough has entered the chat*
The title: TIHI
Also the narrator: I love this! This is a wealth of creativity!
1:10 they were trying to make a Sonic movie cake, including the human teeth
r/thanksihateit is basically r/cursedimages.
But it’s a Damien Video, so I don’t mind. He could literally do an r/hellokitty Video and I would watch.
0 subscribers with no videos challenge how about you. Your the one who failed 0 subs.
Garry revese psyholgy
0:00 eat taco bell and you got yourself a shotgun
Thanks for uploading on my birthday, Damien! Your content always makes me happy :)
To be fair, he uploads daily
@@solus8685 and? Still happy even tho he makes daily content
he: /calls iceland pathetic/
me, a raging hetalian: i will personally fight u
Me, an Icelandic person.
"Haaaaah American! Pathetic!"
@@blairberry6257 yeah that also works
1:46 the makeup is all fun in games until you realize that he antenna on the phone is their middle finger.
6:20 I shall be added to the chorus of Gives You Hell by All American Rejects