i read the (er0t1c) Bee Movie fan fiction so you don't have to 🐝😵
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- Опубликовано: 24 фев 2024
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frequently asked questions:
Q: when did you first fall in love with a bug?
A: excuse me?
intro song: Here Comes The Sun - Sheryl Crow 
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excuse me ma'am, your bee bob is fye
5 minutes in and I'm expecting this to get so much worse😂
Update oh my fucking God it did 12:00 mins in
What does this mean
@@Tw2wuv fye = fire 🔥
missed opportunity to say beeutiful
@@Tw2wuv ya bob.. is fye
maybe the real bee movie was the smutty fics we’ve suffered through along the way
this ^^^
@Sleep_deprived_furry😨
@@ScribbleEnigma47 its crack y'know the comments is just unhinged so is the fanfics
@@wut_tfdo u want a carrot
@@Mentinsane yes
You are like if a camp counselor gave up
Lmfao
My camp counselors should’ve read this to us at night instead of sleeping beauty
@@AsparagutzHi DHMIS profile picture!! :)
why is this so on point though
the embodiment of Gwen from Camp Camp 😭
Stroking its stinger until honey comes out is INSANE
I’d like this comment but it’s at 69 and I don’t wanna be the one to ruin it
I’m not sure if that’s lore accurate to bees
The Bees by laline paull had better bee sex
Empire of the ants has ant sex. and snail sex. i think it has m9re sex than that
@@Mushess LORE ACCURATE
i feel like the fate of beloved disney characters is to star in trashy horror slashers while the fate of beloved dreamworks characters is to star in unhinged smutty fanfiction
Lmao I feel like it's bound to happen 😭
In that case, bring on the El Dorado smut fic!
@@causticwit That movie is like already 1/2 a smut novel
I’m waiting for The Monsters Inc smut 🙄
Puss in boots. The smut is already in the name😭
the rose toy making an appearance is insane
I hate that I just started the video, and I'm pretty sure I already know what you're talking about. 😭
@@srose1088it’s in your name
Luv ur pfp
Same LMAO @@srose1088
HEEELPPP
this book will be known as a classic in like 50 years
I consider it a classic now
our children better learn about it in schools
😂😂😂
@@kazakukog OMG 😂😂
professors should teach this in colleges
>saves a bee
>takes it home instead of freeing it, thus possibly taking too far from its hive to find it again
>immediately starts up her Rose toy
>refuses to elaborate
I'm using my rose toy 📳🌹⚠️⚠️🫦
So bees are both very good at finding their way home (they have crazy good internal GPS), and they're totally down to join random beehives if they get too far away from home. These bees will bring in pollen and nectar as tribute and try to dart inside beehives nearby! Unfortunately, this is actually how some bee diseases can spread from an infected hive to a previously healthy one.
@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811tf🤨😫
@@grimdarkmalarkey5402sounds like a very good example vor stds spreading 😂so very fitting for the video lmao
@@grimdarkmalarkey5402Good to know she wasn't being irresponsible (although I'm willing to bet she didn't know this either cause why wouldn't she free it instead of keeping it trapped)
petition for GM Fairy’s next novel to be a love triangle with Lightning McQueen and Mater
you have my signature
I second that 😭💗
The 3rd person is the Grinch
THAT EXISTS? Wait why am I surprised man-😭💀
I don’t think it exists… yet…
FIRST SHREK NOW BEE MOVIE!!! WHAT’S NEXT MEGAMIND!?
Fifty shades of blue.😍
@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811
i love you
@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811no shottt😂💀💀💀
I bet it’s gonna come out
Ngl I'd actually be *really* into the Megamind one
Im so glad that now I don’t have to read erotic bee movie fanfiction. Thank you
here to help! 😇
@oliviawhite633 Girl im so glad that now I know to BUY erotic bee movie fan fiction 😍
The book is so unserious that it becomes actually good😂
YUP🤣
making the bee have a human sized form is such a cop out, thats cheating
Maybe so, but I refuse to champion a smut book in which the woman has a NORMAL SIZED BEE INSIDE OF HER
😭😭😭
I mean he does stuff in the bee form too...
Maybe so, but the concept of a bee going INSIDE A VAGINA makes me viscerally uncomfortable
LITERALLY JUST KEEP HIM AS A TINY BEE
The premise of this book sounds like intergalactic eugenics
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NAH FR 😭😭😭😭
DONT GIVE HER IDEAS 💀
this is a cry for help (blink twice)
I’m blinking but nothings happening
where are you?
you said you’d help me
hold on is that you in the white van that just pulled into my driveway?
ok I’m outside I guess I’ll just crawl into the back… you look different from what I imagined but I totally fw the sunglasses and trench coat
I too would consider breaking up with Kent for trying to kill a bee... However, the minute that bee turns into an Animorph I'm running back to Kent and begging him to try harder.
I was expecting this to bee the fanfic where Barry flies into Vanessa's 🐈 and sees the unborn child of her and ken,and then he gets mad and stings the baby,unaliving himself and the baby and Vanessa has to pull Barry out... 😶
I can't remember the name,but it was on wattpad...
What in the name of all Christ did I just read
WHAT
I NEED TO FIND IT
@@vizzle_s tell me when you find it bruv
That's even wilder, what the hell
The sole purpose of male bees is to mate with the queen...then they die. Kinda sad if you think about it
I think that’s lit 🔥
What’s even sadder is that all the males get kicked out of the hive during winter to conserve food.
do you just hate seeing a girlboss win smh my head
@@bleedmagic88 exactly, like it's always "support women's rights" but never "support women's wrongs"
They explode
THE GASP I GUSP WHEN BARRYX WAS DIDDLING HIS STINGER 💀💀
gmfairy is keeping us all anxious waiting for her next target of childhood movies
I have a gut feeling it's going to be megamind🕴
@nadiaalibaig my guess is gotta be lightning mcqueen-
Megamind would be too easy, too much amazing potential to work with
Im with lightning mcqueen x mater fans
probably ratatouille
I think she only goes after Dream works movies because she's the Fairy Godmother. Based on that it'll probably be megamind or Kung Fu Panda or something.
Omg he’s escaped from his cell again! Call the guard!!!!!
There was a cursed Barry/Vanessa fic that got narrated by several people a while back. It involved Barry going inside of Vanessa, finding out that she was pregnant, stinging the fetus (I guess he wasn't the father), and of course Barry himself dying after performing that unorthodox abortion. Interesting that there's now a novel like this
I remember that. Regretful Read's first vid.
@@SairinEarthsea I use to follow that channel, some of the fanfics he narrated were iconic af. There was that Spongebob/Squidward saga, man... So sad that the channel got deleted bc of people trying to cancel him
@@Rey_Palpatine at least most of the stories got archived on kemono.
A-bee-tion
Name: she wants the b
(Get it? B? D?)
you dressing up as baryx literally looks like if jeffrey dahmer cosplayed as a bee 😭
i wait in fear for when and how GM Fairy will strike next
I say she should just go all-out on the freakiness by doing either Megamind or Monsters Vs. Aliens. If you have the opportunity to have a 50-foot-tall woman do the devil’s tango with a cockroach-man while a fish-lizard-man, an actual blob, and a giant butterfly watch them go at it and possibly even join in, why not take it?
@@prettypenguin1944 i have a big crush on megamind.. i would DEF be the target audience of that
@@failedcaptchayou're so real for that
@@failedcaptchajust use ao3 for the love of god😭🙏
@@failedcaptchaAt least you're self aware lol
Favourite subgenre: watching Shawn descend into madness reading the most disgusting s**t ever put into this world
“I don’t want to be known for reading er0tica” me finding his channel with this video alone
i wouldn't be surprised if u already had the essentials for the bee look before reading the book
a queen be don’t get ready, she stay ready 😊💋🐝
@@shawnmccomb so true queen 🙏
Fun fact! When honeybees mate, the act of uncoupling afterwards tears the male’s apparatus off of his body, almost certainly resulting in instant death! That would have been a short book, huh.
- go to blue planet
- impregnate woman
- steal embryo
- step 4
- profit????
ok, so i found the content warning thingy, and it isent even that big
"Bad Beehavior is a love story between a shape-shifting pollinator and a human florist. While fun, this erotic, sexually explicit story includes elements that might not be suitable for some readers. Abduction, voyeurism, cheating (not by the main characters), mention of forced pregnancy, pregnancy, mention of domestic abuse, and violence are present in the novel. Readers who may be sensitive to this content, please take note." - G.M.fairyauthor
She could've put that in the book wtf
@@kaylaHat let my girl get her instagram follower
@@kaylaHatif it's indie published sometimes Amazon punishes books with content warnings so that might be why
according to the shipping wiki on fandom, the most popular ship name for vanessa/barry is beestiality
omg the wings are so giving jacob elordi in saltburn!!! *heart eyes*
don’t forget the height and golden retriever energy 😂😉
why is the cover so JUICY
The cover is literally so gooood lolll
'Pension, we don't know her'... yikes, too relatable. Ok, let's do the bee porn, i need to laugh and bee horrified 😂
this feels like a facetime call ily 😭😭
that blonde wig paying your damn bills atp
LMAFAOAOAHAGA
Starting to think that G.M fairy is just writing these books so you can read them😭
you are the only youtuber that I cant recommend because that will be the only proof for people to put me in Azkaban.
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@@shawnmccomb 😭😭😭 PLEASE DON'T LET HIM OUT
I'm thinking the next one could be a fic about Ice Age. we'll have to see with which childhood movie she's going to traumatize us next
I vote megamind to be her next uhh victim err I mean inspiration.
@@elenaespinoza8158 I'm already imagining it
✨ D i e g o ✨
Im still confused how those bee aliens look human size
me too
black coffee and yellow hydroflask in the intro??? 🐝🐝🐝 product placement at its finest
i love the warm honey-like lighting 🐝 🍯
yes! I did do that on purpose yes I did!
Their relationship was surprisingly healthy
The funniest thing about this to me is that my friend got stung by a bee yesterday 💀💀💀
Hope you sent this video to them 😂
The one Shawn video I truly hesitated clicking on
Is it weird that I immediately wanted to watch this...?👀😂
At 16:03 I laughed way more than I had to, your editing style is ELITE. Basing my whole personality on you and that perfect symmetrical face
thank you!! :)
also fyi I have a deviated septum, alopecia, Crohn’s disease, rickets, scurvy, and a brain eating amoeba which is why my face is like that. I imagine you’ve got a lot to think about.
@@shawnmccomb I did got a lot to think about after this comment. You are officially my FAVOURITE RUclipsR OF ALL TIME
@@shawnmccombSCURVY!?! MANNNN WHEN DID YOU START SAILING THE HIGH SEAS WITHOUT ANY ORANGE IN THE INVENTORY!?
@@flamable2596 anything for a symmetrical face.
she should pay you for the promotion atp
I’m doing this pro bono simply to spread the good word 🙏🏻✝️
2 seconds in and hes flashing his ass
idgaf 🙄🫡😇
You need to read the Wuthering Heights fanfiction Wuthering Nights. It's scarring
omg new trauma 😍😍
Shawn is serving again
it’s exhausting.
why does this make me wanna read it… like lowkey the best promotion for gmfairy 😭
Watch her do a Megamind fanfiction 💀😭
Pleaseeee
No Not a Megamind fanfiction please
imagine if on baryx’s planet theres tiny humans that fly around and the bees swat tyem away and kill them LMAOAOAOAOA
Where does he get the physical versions of these fanfics?! 😭😭😭
i absolutley love the time lapse parts. seeing split seconds of shocked faces makes me giggle. very accurate to reading a crackfic.
Gm fairy DEFINITELY saw that video of the homemade rose toy joke and was like “I’m gonna make a masterpiece.”
6:47 the long ahh pause took me out 😭😭😭😭😭
Bro had a windows error moment
@@smolpuppers9354 who wouldn’t 😭
This is a reminder of me that I can write anything without embarrassment
You're a lifesaver, I wanted to know what happened in this book but I would never want to touch it with a 10 ft pole
BRO THE BEE JERKING OFF PART😭😭😭😭😭
I remember being slightly uncomfortable by the relationship between the lady and the bee in the movie when I was little😂
HELP YOU WERE IN MY HOMEPAGE AND GOT CURIOUS, HAVENT FINISHED THE VIDEO BUT THE SHREK BOOK??? HELP?? THIS IS MY FIRST INTRO TO YOU AND PLEASEEE😭
So….no bee racism? Like is this happened in real life and aliens came down to earth. you know damn well I’m getting my shot gun. Why were they so chill???😭
I got an ad for “The Omen” while watching this, and to be honest I think this video still frightened me more.
i clocked the three body problem parallels DOWN..
wannabe Trisolarins it’s embarrassing at this point🤣
The little to no amount of bee puns in this video is em"bee"rasing
“She loves that stinger” FOUL😭
Im turning this on just to fall asleep, if anyone asks ill tell you what kind of fricked up dreams i have
I’m asking
Tell me bro
Bee peen
Now i wanna know
What did you dream about?
I was in grade 10 math class goofing with my friends, and the subject of The Bee Movie came up.
I was so confused when they mentioned how a bee and a woman became a couple by the end of the movie.
I didn't get that they we're together by the end and thought they they were just besties working together.
When learning this, I did research on my phone really quick and was baffled by it.
I had to state to my friends that I was going to leave the convention for a minute to go process and comprehend that a bee was able to get with a human woman.
Lol
It was a fun conversation, and my friends were confused on how I did think they were together.
😂
I’m so sorry for making u read this but it’s so fucking FUNNY😭😭😭😭😭
i got like 3 ads for a bible app while watching this video. is god trying to tell me something?
I could've lived my whole entire life without this knowledge...
But now I MUST know.
5:10 in and hes already going through all 5 stages of grief
.. You CANNOT convince me this movie actual came out in 2007.
Well it's almost 20 years
HELP ME NKT THE "im using my 🌹 toy.." 😭😭
NO JANESSA IS MY MOM'S NAME OH MY GOD I'M HORRIFIED
i don't consume any other booktube content these days except yours i wonder what's that all about
Books like these make my life, like yes give me more cursed books about recognizable pop culture characters and impossible anatomy
and the S (stinger) is fireeeee 🔥
NO- 😭
I SCREAMED WHEN I REALIZED RED OBJECT MEANT ROSE TOY IM CRYING
Ive been feelling so down today im glad you uploaded
💛🖤💛🖤💛
@@shawnmccombblack and yellow hello
i'm sure this video is going to be super calm and peaceful!!!!
16:33 He's just standing there..MENACINGLY!
YOU CANNOT JUST DROP A TITLE LIKE THAT ON ME
Jokes aside, looks like a great video and can’t wait to watch :)
LMAO I thought the Bee movie alone was wild and weird. The fact that there’s a whole erotic fan fiction novel about it is sending me 😭😭
Dude he's kinda convinced me. I'm considering buying the ebook and reading it so that no one can tell I'm reading a book about sex with bees 😭😭
The funny thing is worker bees are female so this is a lesbian romance
Edit: ok I was wrong BUT- Male bees don’t have stingers sooooo
Worker bees are male and there’s a Queen Bee that mates with all of them
@@I_Am_NiiTA I see, either way in my mind I can dream
@@I_Am_NiiTA Nah it's all girls depending on the time of year.
They kick out the males during winter, and pretty much make just enough males to mate with the queen for a new generation! Same with ants 😂
don’t get me anywhere near honey! You know I go crazy girl! 😮💨😏
You: should I turn my wings on?
Also you:✨👑🧚🏻🐝
SHAWN SHE REPOSTED YOU 😭😭
The priory of Shawn intro was insane. I love it
Wow this was art 💛🖤
THE QUEEN IS HERE (girl ima do a deep dive video on you sometime)
WE NEED MORE- I REPEAT WE NEED MORE OF THIS
how do u come up with these ideas? 😭😭😭 and why?
genuinely forget that shawn has 60k subs... in my mind he has a good 500k at LEAST as he should. waiting for the world to discover his greatness
those 5 seconds in silence at 6:47 are pure cinema to me
If there's ever a break in at your place the robbers will be too freaked out by your book collection to actually take anything.
Once again Shawn brings the better version of a dreamwork classic
The amount of Bee movie smutty fanfic is astounding, let alone the published ones
I SKIPPED TO A PART BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING AND THE FIRST THING I HEAR IS IT DESCRIBING A ROSE TOY 😭😭😭😭
i read the title and audibly gasped