i read the (er0t1c) Shrek fan fiction so you don't have to
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2023
- I'M MAKIN WAFFLES !!!🤣
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Q: what are you making?
A: WAFFLES
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Pretty sure this is ai generated 😭
You really think AI is advanced enough to come up with the mentally insane ideas that I have?! 😂 Nah man this is all me.
@@g.m.fairywriter LMFAO YES QUEEN TELL EM
@@g.m.fairywriterI thought the comment was talking about this vlog at first 💀
Naur, this has to be from a wattpad fever dream.
Yes. Lol.
It's really has though.
The fact that not only did someone write this… but someone published it 💀
THATS WHAT I WAS FREAKIN OUT ABOUT
And the authors name… is literally a .. it’s fucking anonymous 😂
They had to get somebody to proof read it aswell 😭
It's self published.
Yeah it could stay to themselves 😂
making shrek buff is problematic for ogre representation :(
☕️🐸
Couldn't even say it was a musclegut...😢
We hate misrepresentation:(
Fr I saw her reels and I instantly thought of the dadbod shrek
noah! my claim to fame!! you are my favourite mitchell on god
"Shrek" and "erotic" should not be in the same sentence.
What about “Shrek is not erotic?”
@@chemii. K but why would u say that?
@@Borborgmartir why not?
Fr
@@chemii. How would you get into a conversation about that...
Shrek and Fiona, Beck and leona, the creativity of this book is absolutely insane
😂😂😭😭😭
I was looking for this comment
😂
Donkey Donnie SMH
Wait I didn’t realize that until now
I really feel sorry for the trees who have been forced to print this on their body 🤡
These sunken ashes of the flesh, forced to embody humanity’s deepest depths of depravity and utter insolence; a fate fit for those destined a throne in hell.
@@klavierjustice4911 that's very poetic of you.
@@user-ky1xd8cn1e very happy that you liked my word salad
right in front of _my_ word salad?
@@klavierjustice4911Unironicly this goes hard, and its written about shrek smut fanfic. I envy your use of words.
i didn’t think a shrek fanfic video will have one of the most soothing footage of a lagoon and a cute lil dog swimming around. i needed that, in the middle of all the chaos
Yes that was so adorable like 😭😭
Call this work of literature what you want, but you can’t deny this woman had some BALLS for being able to conceive it when no one would 😂
She couldn't find anything that matched her taste so she said "Fine I'll do it myself"
@@aikotitilai3820 “if there is no path, I’ll carve it myself-”
-some guy from Gurren Lagann
I mean... there's AO3 You could find even crazier things there xD
oh she conceived it alright🥴
It's like giving birth to a really ugly child. No one wants it but you gotta push it out of the world anyway 🫢
i just am so grateful for all the small coincidences and turns the universe took to lead me to your channel and to lead you to this book
somebody actually wrote a book about this exact thing it's called "a series of unfortunate events" it's teeeaaa☕🐸
@@shawnmccombI love those books so much. The show is so good too it's a great binge watch
me
I just watched a video about the butterfly effect and I’m having the same thoughts 😭
I am grateful for the RUclips algorithm leading me straight to this video
I love the contrast between the beautiful lake scenery and this shrek smut fan fiction book
lets not forget the slow smooth christmas jazz
@@sharpbackbonesand goodest boy Leo!!!
YES
ok but why tf were you in a fairytale for a minute
Frrrr, I want that so bad
no for real, it’s looked so peaceful there
everything looked so green and beautiful like holy hay it was so cool
yess it was so pretty, I wonder where it is
Shawn has two kinds of 5 stars, deeply emotional, dark character studies, sometimes with absurdly traumatizing contexts OR absolutely unhinged fanfic smut with the writer pushing and exceeding the realm of reality to a crazy extent.
yup
Sums it up quiet well
It’s called balance bb😁😁
Imagine someone looking at ur bookshelf and seeing..this…masterpiece? I did not know people liked shrek this much 😭 oh lawd
you didn't know? Have you seen the video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"?😦
@@coca._ We don’t talk about that😭☠
@@coca._ that shit was disgusting
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
@@Lylah-bo9vpit was beautiful
the way you could’ve just downloaded it but you bought it😭
it’s a physical relic that will be worth millions in a hundred years
LOL FUK
gotta support the author 💪
@@weirdbanananess Especially the batshit crazy ones.
the downloaded version could’ve been copyrighted 😭
Shawn's transformation into an ogre was one thing i didnt know i needed.
transformation??? ogre???
Succumb to Mccomb
"The member is membering."
-Shawn McComb, 2023
OMG💀
AGAAHAAA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
and “when spring springs” which is equally another level.
It's the fact that the cover picture is probably someone's body and they just turned it into green is what's sending me the most LMAOOOO
"Operation pu$$y trap commence" INCREDIBLE. Is there an audio version?
Shrek would be freaky. "You naughty little slug, come to daddy" lol
Thank you for this 😭
NOO 😭😭
Tbh this sounds like normal fanfic stuff, the fact that nothing surprised me about this plot is making me rethink all the time I spent on the Internet
ive read too much. too fucking much
Glad I'm not the only one. This has hit so many of the classic fanfic tropes that I legit wasn't surprised by the chaos of this book.
the fact that he bought a physical copy of it, spent actual money… how do you explain this purchase on your tax returns
Obviously a business expense 😌
loved the beautiful nature shots with auld lang syne playing the background in the middle of a video about horny shrek fanfiction
LITERALLY 💀💀
Fr💀
Needed it
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
See...I...This feels like a crime. This is why as someone from the kink community I am an advocate for kink-shaming 😂
Naw fr. There's a lot of things I fw, but certain kinks must be shamed
@@OReily08080literally
@@OReily08080ong
@@OReily08080 oh boy, don't go on the f-list then-- lol
Jokes on you, my kink is being kink-shamed.
“I read the Shrek fanfiction retelling”
Of course you did monsieur McComb 😭
I’m only here for the “boy and his dog” vibes.
This book is like an onion… it stinks
The way I cackled i-
“oh brother… this guy stinks!!”
And every time you pick out a layer, it stinks even more
so, i fell asleep with auto play on. Woke up at 2:34am to shrek fan fiction.
Me and my friends have been getting plagued with Instagram reels from this author reading excerpts from the book for MONTHS. This video was a necessity. Thank you.
WOW.
LMAOOO. Targeted attacks😭
Watching u and ur dog swimming in nature is some of the most relaxing thing, then I remember this video is about a shrek fan fiction
Shrek being named Beck instantly made me think of Beck the singer but green.
OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
My darkest secret is that I once wrote a Shrek slashfic
When i was 12 i tried to write a shrek x yandere!donald trump fanfic but i kept remaking it and when i finally started posting chapters online i discontinued it after 2 chapters because people weren't reading it 💀💀💀
It was called "ogrewhelmed"
@@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan a few years ago i discovered a donald trump x gordo (from lizzie mcguire) fic
Mine was fnaf and tmnt fanfic with lemons in mind but I never got to the spicy parts. I still have my journals from middle school. I’m 22 now and looking back it was cringy sad and lonesome.
When I was 12/13, I wrote a really cringey story based off of a story I made up on the spot when my brother and I had a sleepover in my room. It was called “The Interesting Tale”, which had depictions of Bill Nye and Morgan Freeman dancing around in tutus and fan-girling over the movie “Titanic”, Audrey Hepburn dating Barney The Dinosaur, Bindi Irwin (Steve Irwin’s daughter) being a part of a secret society where everybody who has an honorary “The” in the title (ex: Bindi the Jungle Girl, Bob the Builder), and everybody singing “Africa” by Toto at the end (AND THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN 5-ISH YEARS BEFORE IT BECAME A MEME SONG)
@@dorothyallspice1862I need you to finish that story, it sounds absolutely legendary. I think it would be your Magnum Opus
Your dog frolicking in nature and you splashing awkwardly behind was everything I needed to endure the rest of this nightmare video 🥰🥰🥰
Haven't watched the video yet but wanted to say that Shrek fanfiction should be illegal, you can't just stick your horny little fingers on a masterpiece *shakes a fist angrily 😂
I read Shrek fanfiction as a joke (also there's this Shrek x Dora fic that is great for calming my stress down), and I can confirm there are some people who are so outrageously h0rny for this man it's absurd.
there’s Bible fanfiction lmao
@@razrv3lci read a judas x jesus fic one time
Obama x Trump was a wild one
mafia elmo x reader goes hard
Thank you for microdosing us with sweet nature content to lessen the blow that is this book ❤️
BLOW?!
Probably not the most scandalous fan made smut I read.😂
Damn what fanfiction you've read😂
@@Lylah-bo9vp all sorts of cursed stuff. Not something I would describe in public but believe me, sex with Shreck is barely grazing the weird realm😂 I'd say the worst thing about this book is how toxic their relationship is
@@Lylah-bo9vp If you think _this_ is bad, you don't want to know about the Professor Snape X Teletubbies fanfic💀
@@idk-ill-figure-smn-outWHATTTT??????
@@idk-ill-figure-smn-outSNAPE AND WHAT?!
5:23 your dog’s bark sounded like a Minecraft dog getting hit
I read this whole book like 2 months ago in a single morning while I was severely sleep deprived and it was an experience.
the change from 15:06 and 15:10 is crazy… this man looks traumatized and its been like 5 minutes
bruh i was concerned as to why you gave this 5 stars in your goodreads 😃
Liona’s description of herself made me chuckle, plus operation pussy trap 💀
Girl the amount of scenes in that book that sounded exactly that something I have read in Wattpad💀💀💀
THE AUTHOR 1000% IS/HAS READ WATTPAD IN THEIR LIFE
i thought it was gonna be hilarious but the 3-5th minutes made me daydreaming about being in this lagoon😭😭
He did what everyone else feared to do. Props to you, man.
The shrekdom swamp lover x conservative bud light shooters cross over goes hard, Florida checks out
Why did I read it as “Florida, cheeks out”
Based
“We all had a crush on Shrek growing up” GIRL WHOS WE 😭
The fact that you're basically speechless after reading this book says enough.
did you write this? i have a feeling you wrote this.
…..
@@shawnmccomb oooooooooo busted
The aesthetic of this makes me look past the absolute horror of a shrek fanfic, this has become my new comfort video
I can’t get over the beginning part, showing the wonder and beauty of the natural world, and then contrasting it with the absolute horrors of mankind 😭
shawn took us on a little lagoon vacay at the start of the video to mentally prepare us for the absolute monstrosity of the nsfw ogre literature
clicked for shrek smut, stayed for the cute swimming with ur puppy moments 💗 those were adorable
You WANTED shrek smut?? 😭
I started reading this ai generated shrek porn as a joke right before this video came out and the shock that I experienced when I go on youtube and the first video on my fyp is Shawn’s review is crazy…
You couldn't water board that first bit of info outta me
@@namisdoormat6536 My curiosity is giving me trauma on the daily
Why are you even---😭
sadly a human beings has sat down and wrote this...
@@namisdoormat6536"You couldn't water board that first bit of info outta me" is a sentence that i'm definitly gonna steal
My mans rlly went through all the stages of grief 💀
People can actually write about anything and it never ceases to amaze me-
Watching Shawn slowly lose his sanity throughout the video is just so funny to me
Loved this! Thank you for your service ❤
ahh so happy you saw this !!💚😌
NO WAY
NO SHOT SHE ACTUALLY SAW THIS VIDEO
@@kaitlyneveryone1486 yep
No fucking way NO SHOTTT
I did not expect this video to have such relaxing and adorable content
Wow G.M. Fairy really said ✨incest✨ ...Twice.
came from the shrek content, stayed for the aesthetic swamp swimming vibes
That lake moment and the peaceful music made me forget the fact that this video is about a shrek fanfiction 👁👄👁
Fun fact: Shreks name is a shortented version of the German word for ' frightening ', and thats what i felt half of the time through this video
Bro just had to put evidence of him touching grass after buying that book lmao.
5:27 awww Is leo trying to save shawn? 😳🥹
i just love the uncertain atmosphere this gives off
Those moments in the lagoon where so fucking calming literal tears filled my eyes. How/why did they came from a shrek fanfic video
The fact your dog just followed you everywhere even onto the log that was so cute 😭😂
I zoned out and the fanfiction reading turned into swimming in the pond... I like it.
I came for the absurd reading of a skrek fanfiction, and I stayed for the adorable swimming with the dog montage.
The moment I hard “Leona” I almost had a heartattack and just knew right away I’d only be picturing Leona from Twisted Wonderland.
I have no idea if that made this better or worse
SAME. The picture of Leona immediately came to mind when I heard that name. It made the video interesting, that's for sure
My former teacher’s name is Leona😭😭😭
I also thought of twisted wonderlands Leona 😭
NO BECAUSE SAME
I think i once read a dinosaur erofanfic and an alien one too (there was a whole series). You should read the alien ones next. They're so unreal😂😭
“Taken by the TRex” 😆
Fanfic is the most entertaining shit ever
Not Beck and Liona 😂
Finally, a book review I actually care about
not the dog and you swimming being my fav part 💀💀 why was that shit so cute
i just wanna say, all deranged shrek fanfic aside, that lagoon bit with u and ur dog was so cute n relaxing lol
thank you for sacrificing yourself for all of us so we don't have to read it, I truly appreciate it. I'm also grateful because with thid video I discovered your channel, so I'm glad I did. I think I need a lobotomy after this fanfic and i havent even read it.
also, that lagoon montage with your dog was so adorable 🥺. the way your dog got desperate to get to you when you jumped broke my heart, in a good way.
Why is no one talking about the beautiful couple minute long vlog of Shawn swimming with his doggo in this amazing, beautiful, shrexy place. Him and his pup on the log was adorable and felt so youthful and timeless. I hate to be that person, but it was incredibly aestehticlly pleasing to go back and watch after hearing the horrors of that book.
I really could never predict your next video
not the blur on the feet 💀
i saw this at barnes the other day & i audibly gagged out loud 😭
gagged??😭
The way he's describing this story is so disturbing and I've read horror stories that have a real twisted plot and ending, but this story is just disturbing on a whole different level. But I mean it's a wattpad story, what did I expect?
50 shades of green
the swimming bit was like lofi ASMR
Okay, but I knew I wasn't the only one who had a thing for Shrek...
Omg, back off! My daughter is married to him!😮🙄🫢
😧😧
This was a rollercoaster to watch, prob worse to read, good job soldier😭
THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS IVE EVER WATCHED 😭
the way auld lang syne is unironically one of my fav songs. this video just keeps GIVING
All I want to know is how Beck got a passport😭
G M Fairy can’t possibly stand for anything OTHER than God Mother Fairy. 🔄🔀 Fairy God Mother. 🙂 I’m done. I’m exhausted too and I don’t plan on ever reading this lol
The lil montage in this beautiful lagoon with a guy just having fun with his dog was honestly so wholesome, I did not expect that
I feel like the line between making something satirically and just un-ironically writing Shrek porn is blurred
HELP I LITERALLY FELL TO THE FLOOR LAUGHING WHEN I SAW THE SLIMING AT THE END 😭😭😭
Someone actually managed to finish a smut fanfic about shrek, meanwhile i am here crying over that crossover fic i've been working on for so long, still not having more than 10 Word pages.
Guess there are no excuses left.
Why are you me
Real shot though we will prevail. We will write what we want and what we need, I promise we will make it through 💚
@@SteampunkHorse
Yeah, you're right. Just gotta stay on it. I am sure we can make it and even if we don't, we had fun writing it and thats all that matters, right? I am sure we'll both finish our storys, we just gotta believe it. Happy writing and may the inspiration find us when theres actually time and its not 3 am. 💚
@@NoName-om1qn God bless you!
@@SteampunkHorse
You too!
Hope you've a great day!
Erotic fan fiction lead to the cutest video of swimming with a doggo
Just wanted to say the part of you and your dog in the lagoon was so relaxing, idk why. Just very nice to watch someone enjoy nature with their pet!
Came for Shrek, stayed for the artful scene at the lagoon.
P.s. I love you dog, pure cuteness.
My jaw actually dropped when you sat down with the makeup on 💚
“Everyone had a crush on Shreck when they were little” I don’t think that’s true!?!?!?😭😭
I got used to the Shrek look at the outro very quick, Shawn could really play Beck in the upcoming HBO series