Daz Reads Disturbing Fan Fiction Again

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @romierichmond9823
    @romierichmond9823 4 года назад +3701

    And i grabbed his “-“
    Daz: gEt OfF mY DaSh!

    • @choochoopicklepie8400
      @choochoopicklepie8400 4 года назад +10

      XxCupidwolfxX Yes it is i :3 - same :)

    • @samcree3051
      @samcree3051 4 года назад +8

      Hahahaha

    • @mrb3nelux515
      @mrb3nelux515 4 года назад +4

      I'm ur 1k like I even have proof 😂

    • @wolfy4425
      @wolfy4425 4 года назад +6

      Shawn Agen WOOOOOOWWW!!! you made that funny af- **clap for you***

    • @cuddlepanda2892
      @cuddlepanda2892 4 года назад +2

      @@wolfy4425 XD

  • @sierraj2135
    @sierraj2135 5 лет назад +10008

    *im not chubby , I’m plump*
    DAZ HAS CONFIDENCE!
    *cant relate*

    • @CrescentNightmare
      @CrescentNightmare 5 лет назад +46

      @Sierra j [Me when I look at myself in the mirror when I ate to much food ]

    • @truewalter4193
      @truewalter4193 5 лет назад +60

      What is "confidence"? Is it something to eat? :(

    • @shugacubez1013
      @shugacubez1013 4 года назад +29

      One day I’m plump next I’m chubby

    • @djkbnvgjvnbn8938
      @djkbnvgjvnbn8938 4 года назад +3

      @@truewalter4193 OMG I'm sorry but your stupid

    • @xlotus9010
      @xlotus9010 4 года назад +22

      @@djkbnvgjvnbn8938 **you're

  • @aimee6619
    @aimee6619 4 года назад +2887

    "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH" I was having a really bad day but he made me wheeze at 1 o clock 😂😂😂

    • @used.toiletpaper216
      @used.toiletpaper216 3 года назад +21

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS GOING TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT and same I could not stop wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RiCOKANU
      @RiCOKANU 3 года назад +6

      I agree

    • @diggitydog6160
      @diggitydog6160 3 года назад +6

      Same 🤣😂😭

    • @fhb_122
      @fhb_122 3 года назад +8

      i cant bro im literally waking up everyone in my house bc of my loud cackling 😂😂😂

    • @aimee6619
      @aimee6619 3 года назад +5

      @@fhb_122 I thought I was the only one that cackled...

  • @elinz4708
    @elinz4708 2 года назад +1836

    No because imagine Sarah just scrolling on wattpad for some fanfiction, and suddenly she finds a fanfic of her dad. HAHAH

    • @itsnotanobsessioniswear
      @itsnotanobsessioniswear 2 года назад +133

      NO THAT WOULD BE SO WEIRD AAAAH

    • @CaKerBaKer101
      @CaKerBaKer101 2 года назад +132

      I WOULD BE MORTIFIED

    • @therealwuffo
      @therealwuffo Год назад +26

      why would she even be on wattpad💀

    • @satanslittleprince
      @satanslittleprince Год назад +46

      @@jem_jaqovich frfr a lot of kids are on wattpad, idk why its weird. its a FANFICTION/STORY WRITING SITE

    • @Dr.Bright17
      @Dr.Bright17 Год назад +16

      I’m just glad I was never on Wattpad… I think I would’ve just ruined my life quicker had I did with all the likely pornographic scenarios people would be making about celebrity crushes they had at the time that they thought were perfectly ok to type and then send out into public 😂

  • @whoisshe7114
    @whoisshe7114 6 лет назад +5873

    The word daddy has been sexualised so much 😂
    My kids are going to have to call their dad like ‘dude’ or ‘bro’ 😂

    • @shadowhunterbooklover1drea16
      @shadowhunterbooklover1drea16 5 лет назад +53

      Ikr same lol XDDD

    • @FoxyMomma4ever
      @FoxyMomma4ever 5 лет назад +130

      Who is She? My 15 year old actually calls my husband (her father), Bro! It’s ridiculous!!

    • @vapour7738
      @vapour7738 5 лет назад +180

      @@FoxyMomma4ever Imagine a scenario where you meet her boyfriend and then your daughter says "can you pass me the salt daddy" and next thing you know you have her boyfriend on the floor with a broken neck

    • @canadalaws675
      @canadalaws675 5 лет назад +14

      @@FoxyMomma4ever u Actaully look like my mom

    • @bandotaku
      @bandotaku 5 лет назад +61

      It's been in the kink scene for a long time as a trusted dynamic between partners, but because of the internet, young people have discovered it and are now using it very casually. Now people who would normally never come across this kink are hearing about it for the first time as some joke. It's disappointing to be sure.

  • @unicornsandbutterflies9118
    @unicornsandbutterflies9118 6 лет назад +727

    "I'm not short! I'm 6 foot!!! I'm not chubby!!! I'm plump!! " 😂😂😂😂😂😂 my gerd!!!! I love you Daz!!! You're hilarious!!!

  • @potatosavage6668
    @potatosavage6668 5 лет назад +1061

    And i grabbed his...........dash Get your hands of my DASH

  • @briannaskullfox
    @briannaskullfox 2 года назад +1665

    “the waiter is mexican” “the manager is russian” “i don’t know what this restaurant is” I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT 😂😂😂

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg Год назад +39

      Diverse restaurant. I bet they have Italian food

    • @Curry.Muncher101
      @Curry.Muncher101 Год назад +22

      ​@@mrfrogkingg maybe Indian food if they're feeling rowdy 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @1111anns
      @1111anns Год назад +12

      @@Curry.Muncher101don’t forget throw in a full english breakfast too

    • @kogalrise
      @kogalrise Год назад +1

      ​@@1111anns can never go wrong with an english brekkie

  • @DreadPirateElla
    @DreadPirateElla 6 лет назад +3508

    "I was going to meet a little chubby man in his 30s" LOLOL IM FRIKIN DYING 😂😂😂😂.

  • @Эбигейл-д1в
    @Эбигейл-д1в 4 года назад +13043

    I DIED WHEN DAZ OPENED HIS MOUTH WHEN SHE CALLED HIM A LITTLE CHUBBY MAN IN HIS 30's

  • @hc7210
    @hc7210 6 лет назад +681

    Fic: 'My eyes widened'
    Daz: Damn right they did *winks*
    I'm DECEASED!!!!! DAZ XD

  • @blakepesant1570
    @blakepesant1570 Год назад +369

    5 years later and i'm still laughing

    • @gabbyv_66
      @gabbyv_66 Год назад +3

      he’s the best🎉

  • @evwadiva2146
    @evwadiva2146 4 года назад +5309

    "A little chubby man in his 30's"
    Daz: *insulted*

  • @hutchthehusky
    @hutchthehusky 6 лет назад +3393

    *"get your hands off my DASH"!!!!*

    • @sharksaysmoo973
      @sharksaysmoo973 6 лет назад +19

      Hutch the Husky I always wondered how you do the dark text

    • @taz2548
      @taz2548 6 лет назад +12

      You put a “*” at the start of a sentence and another at the end *TADAAAAAAA*

    • @paigesmart1439
      @paigesmart1439 6 лет назад +3

      *hello* *how* *are* you* You put a * at the start of a word then just press go XD

    • @TheFlyingBobbCatGeo
      @TheFlyingBobbCatGeo 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thatncrsoldieryoushot7047
      @thatncrsoldieryoushot7047 6 лет назад

      *hello* *everyone*

  • @catherineford9551
    @catherineford9551 6 лет назад +748

    He was basically on his knees, begging.
    Daz:
    Really?.. Really? ..Really?..Really? REALLY?

    • @PIKLxo
      @PIKLxo 6 лет назад +2

      Catherine Ford I was about to quote that but checked the comments before I did 😂😂😂😂 But Yas 😂😂 he sounded like my mom

    • @robimae_sing7733
      @robimae_sing7733 6 лет назад

      Catherine Ford me when someone asks me if I’m BI-sexual.

    • @ilovetacosforlife5731
      @ilovetacosforlife5731 6 лет назад

      Catherine Ford 😂😂😂

    • @foxyi26
      @foxyi26 5 лет назад +1

      Why did I imagine daz moving closer to the camera while saying that? 😆

  • @allisonsmith4345
    @allisonsmith4345 3 года назад +2759

    Daz: "I'm NoT cHuBbY.."
    ~Long pause~
    "Im plump 😘💅"
    I cannot stop laughing at that. And can we talk about how his laugh is so fabulous like.

  • @yara7735
    @yara7735 4 года назад +2072

    “He was basically on his knees, begging”
    There’s wattpad for ya 😂😂

  • @sophiewest5394
    @sophiewest5394 3 года назад +4978

    Daz: "Chubby 30 year old man jumps in a pool and everything gets soaked?"
    Me: Dying of laughter at his irritation

  • @yarashahin8566
    @yarashahin8566 2 года назад +1258

    "And i grabbed his -"
    Daz: "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!"
    bro this is the humour for me 🤣

  • @iriscorporation5447
    @iriscorporation5447 5 лет назад +3166

    Daz: "Calling people daddy is gross!"
    Fan: "Stop kink shaming me!"
    Daz: "Kink shaming *is* my kink!"
    Fan: *processing data* "AHHHHHH!"

  • @user-oo3cs2rb5s
    @user-oo3cs2rb5s 6 лет назад +449

    "You could basically drown in his eyes. I didn't want to, but somehow I felt myself do so every now and then."
    "It was at this moment I realized that he was forcing me beneath the water, and it wasn't actually his eyes I was drowning in."

  • @iamtrash3748
    @iamtrash3748 5 лет назад +5729

    Daz reading: “daddy I moan”
    Daz: GET OUT. MY CAR.
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RIR1I1
    @RIR1I1 Год назад +204

    Her : “He splashes me”
    Daz: “Was that another fat joke?”

  • @_Yorkshire_Terrier_
    @_Yorkshire_Terrier_ 4 года назад +3790

    *does an Italian accent*
    "I don't know why he's Mexican"

  • @nickademus30
    @nickademus30 4 года назад +1304

    I love how whenever he can’t pronounce something, he just says, *”BTVHGGFDYHGVYHGYUGJE”*

    • @vxlentine3385
      @vxlentine3385 4 года назад +2

      LizzieGaming&Art I have the same profile pic for my school account

    • @ShadowWolf14__
      @ShadowWolf14__ 4 года назад +8

      He goes "blesthlblestgh :p"

    • @firecastlemunchies6535
      @firecastlemunchies6535 4 года назад +1

      @@ShadowWolf14__ no he goes fsgeryyuipasfhjllzxcvbnm×%

    • @alexsei3684
      @alexsei3684 4 года назад

      @@vxlentine3385 It's a cute profile picture

    • @kitsuna9561
      @kitsuna9561 3 года назад

      nice pfp :D
      imma guess you are non-binary

  • @Cheiriko
    @Cheiriko 4 года назад +1709

    “They were right about how you could drown in his eyes.”
    Yeah yeah.. you know what else you could drown in?
    a pOoL

    • @uprtr-um7ng
      @uprtr-um7ng 4 года назад +6

      That's what pretend Diaz shoulda done to her

    • @k_mma
      @k_mma 4 года назад +2

      Sure, Ken!
      Jump in!

    • @alyssawombell6012
      @alyssawombell6012 4 года назад +3

      idk y that made me giggle so much lol

    • @yara7735
      @yara7735 4 года назад +2

      I can’t 😂😂😂

    • @martha9699
      @martha9699 4 года назад +3

      your username physically hurts me no offence-

  • @sarenax527
    @sarenax527 Год назад +126

    The “Daddy” at the end was so uncalled for and such a random way to end the story. 💀

  • @nataliepeter8151
    @nataliepeter8151 3 года назад +5385

    “little chubby man”
    daz: *aggressively insults non-existent woman’s makeup*

  • @tashalydia1806
    @tashalydia1806 6 лет назад +462

    "Mr black no one has ever called me that before, I like it" dead😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @iklv07
    @iklv07 4 года назад +914

    “Please I just want you to close your eyes”
    Me: Hope you don’t get MURDERED!

  • @plasmablastgaming5018
    @plasmablastgaming5018 2 года назад +271

    Daz has the funniest way of saying “BITCH” I’ve ever heard

  • @tallulahB365
    @tallulahB365 4 года назад +1835

    It was so funny when he went “I’m plump” that bit made me laugh so much! Love you so much Daz!!!!!! You always make me laugh!!!

  • @rawrlasagna9847
    @rawrlasagna9847 5 лет назад +1956

    HIS REACTION WHEN SHE CALLED HIM CHUBBY! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @m.j.9405
    @m.j.9405 3 года назад +2420

    “Am I putting her in the freezer?!”
    Me: *dies of laughter*

  • @CHUNGXLEE
    @CHUNGXLEE 2 года назад +42

    9:50 questioning himself what's wrong with him, like he's actually in the fanfiction...😂

  • @stupidpansexual4446
    @stupidpansexual4446 5 лет назад +2498

    “I’m not chubby...(long pause)... I’m plump” 😂😂honestly me tho

    • @плохой-щ3о
      @плохой-щ3о 4 года назад +4

      MuTuAl ReSpeCt lol

    • @puca1595
      @puca1595 4 года назад +17

      Your not a large you are an extra medium remember that you aren't fat

    • @stupidpansexual4446
      @stupidpansexual4446 4 года назад +1

      Kelci Starr that’s not very nice of them

    • @Jmm385
      @Jmm385 4 года назад +2

      Same 😂

    • @az2034
      @az2034 4 года назад +2

      Larry shipper...?
      Can we be friends!

  • @ryleigh1012
    @ryleigh1012 3 года назад +2562

    “GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH” LMAOO I CANNOT-

  • @Sewerpony
    @Sewerpony 4 года назад +3386

    Daz’s Daughter, Sarah watching this like: 👁👄👁 I need to bleach my eyes

  • @StevermanBunk
    @StevermanBunk 6 дней назад +1

    And this is why Daz is such a good creator
    The fact that I can still watch all his videos over again ,old and new, and still not get board is proof

  • @rianroberts16
    @rianroberts16 5 лет назад +783

    "I'm not chubby...... I'm plump."
    Literally me

  • @chaotic_gacha_gods1985
    @chaotic_gacha_gods1985 5 лет назад +917

    HOLY-DEMONITIZATION
    *Daz in background*
    "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!!"

    • @sharlettmoll4173
      @sharlettmoll4173 4 года назад +3

      I just texted this to a random number and they were like...uhh what...?

    • @menamanu
      @menamanu 4 года назад +2

      lmfao so clever

    • @cheyanneswinton9719
      @cheyanneswinton9719 4 года назад +5

      *When your laugh starts to sound like a flat tire cause it's **1:41** in the morning and you don't want to wake up anyone in the house*

  • @crimsonlacksoriginality9947
    @crimsonlacksoriginality9947 4 года назад +4175

    Daddy has become so sexualized that I’ve started calling my dad “male parental unit”

    • @laibajubbein8745
      @laibajubbein8745 4 года назад +250

      @@h1_k1ttyxx I call my dad, pops, but sometimes I do call him daddy bc in my eyes it's not sexual and shouldn't be sexual.

    • @number4xiuslunala698
      @number4xiuslunala698 4 года назад +133

      I'm still calling my father daddy and dad. I really don't give a crap.

    • @chiarasible6610
      @chiarasible6610 4 года назад +241

      I call my father "drug man that ran"

    • @chiarasible6610
      @chiarasible6610 4 года назад +21

      @@h1_k1ttyxx 🙃

    • @alexsei3684
      @alexsei3684 4 года назад +67

      Omg😂😂
      "Male Parental Unit"
      Why was my first thought Coneheads?😂

  • @sugarlps-ddd
    @sugarlps-ddd Год назад +27

    IM DYING AGAIN WHEN HE WENT “sO IM sItTinG iN tHe coRnEr gOiNg 🤌👉🤚🫲🤏🫳🖐️🫱🫵🤙

  • @arieatscurry1138
    @arieatscurry1138 5 лет назад +981

    “He was basically on his knees begging”
    Daz:Really, really, really, really, REALLY
    I WAS DYING😂😂😂

  • @whiteplayz7634
    @whiteplayz7634 4 года назад +505

    Girl who wrote this: Jumps in Dazes cab and called him “daddy”
    Daz:”GEt oUT!!!! mY cAR!!!!!!

  • @lukesargent9413
    @lukesargent9413 6 лет назад +540

    "I'm not chubby... I'm plump." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alclarkson
    @alclarkson Год назад +45

    "i'm not chubby.😠" "i'm plump😘" I LOST IT😭😭

  • @KosmicKingdom-b5o
    @KosmicKingdom-b5o 4 года назад +553

    "fifty shades of Daz". fifty shades of BLACK is perfect.

  • @shinegamer1583
    @shinegamer1583 6 лет назад +537

    "who am I?James bond?!!"
    I frickin died XD

    • @christianagius5167
      @christianagius5167 5 лет назад +6

      The name's *Black* *DAZ BLACK*

    • @lulub517
      @lulub517 5 лет назад +2

      Daz Black already sounds like a badass secret agent lol

  • @marlee3161
    @marlee3161 6 лет назад +479

    Daz: “POODIE PIE GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR CHAIRS!”
    Me: HAHAHA IM DYING!😂🤣😂

  • @Itsmillieyalll
    @Itsmillieyalll 10 месяцев назад +104

    STOP THIS FAN FICTION IS MAKING ME SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE 😭

    • @clairepreedy1012
      @clairepreedy1012 7 месяцев назад +4

      SOMEONE ELSE IN 2024 OMG😭

    • @shototodoroki6193
      @shototodoroki6193 6 месяцев назад +1

      SO I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE💀

    • @Savvv12
      @Savvv12 6 месяцев назад

      @@shototodoroki6193IM HERE TOO 😔🙏

    • @kentoyamazaki4653
      @kentoyamazaki4653 5 месяцев назад +1

      NO FR I DONT THINK I CAN CARRY ON W THE VIDEO

    • @book_Emmy
      @book_Emmy Месяц назад +2

      ...first time?

  • @cas5688
    @cas5688 4 года назад +9310

    Girl who wrote this is probably sitting there watching this like: 👁👄👁

    • @amyablett3439
      @amyablett3439 4 года назад +218

      meme lord i was looking for this comment😂😂

    • @vendettashadow
      @vendettashadow 4 года назад +30

      yae poepel are crazy

    • @CivyxD
      @CivyxD 4 года назад +15

      Ooop-

    • @billsgfong
      @billsgfong 4 года назад +40

      @@vendettashadow You*
      People*
      GRAMMAR!!!!

    • @strin6176
      @strin6176 4 года назад +7

      I Made Your Comment 500 Likes!

  • @agirlwhosimpsforyato
    @agirlwhosimpsforyato 2 года назад +586

    I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY COFFEE WHEN DAZ WAS PLAYING WITH HIS FINGERS. I LITERALLY CAN'T IT'S TOO FUNNY

    • @jem_jaqovich
      @jem_jaqovich Год назад +8

      I READ THIS JUST AS THAT PART CAME ON LMAO

    • @agirlwhosimpsforyato
      @agirlwhosimpsforyato Год назад +3

      @@jem_jaqovich LMAOO PERFECT

    • @jem_jaqovich
      @jem_jaqovich Год назад +2

      @@agirlwhosimpsforyato FRRR

    • @kogalrise
      @kogalrise Год назад +2

      ​@@jem_jaqovichHELP SAME

    • @jem_jaqovich
      @jem_jaqovich Год назад +1

      THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS VIDEO/COMMENT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO LMAOO@@kogalrise

  • @skylersimmons7101
    @skylersimmons7101 6 лет назад +5029

    “Daddy” I moan
    *GET OUT.. MY CAR*

  • @anyavance6373
    @anyavance6373 6 лет назад +737

    *Its gone 50 shades of Daz in here.*

  • @stunning_aura8992
    @stunning_aura8992 2 года назад +115

    As a wattpader for about 7 years I've seen stuff like this too much at 3am 😃😭😩😂😂😭😂

    • @Valonty2
      @Valonty2 2 года назад +6

      Not it being 3am for me rn and I just got off wattpad 💀

  • @jessdedits4244
    @jessdedits4244 6 лет назад +920

    “DO YOU TRUST ME?”
    -
    “NO. NOT REALLY”

  • @sungri2609
    @sungri2609 6 лет назад +3295

    50 shades of Daz 😂😂😂

  • @static-scribblez
    @static-scribblez 3 года назад +3628

    “I was gonna meet a chubby man in his 30s”
    Daz: **surprised Pikachu face**

  • @AaliyahM277
    @AaliyahM277 2 года назад +11

    “Papa” I moaned
    SOBBING WHY DID I DO THIS.

    • @archerjordan3695
      @archerjordan3695 9 месяцев назад +2

      NO STOP I CAN'T READ THIS AFTER WATCHING STRANGER THINGS😭😭

  • @sushiwise
    @sushiwise 6 лет назад +2188

    Daz: whips out guitar *WOULD YOU LIKE A STEAK?~*
    Me: *D I E S O F L A U G H T E R*

  • @stella4thewin109
    @stella4thewin109 5 лет назад +497

    Daz: “I don’t know why Daniel Smith is Mexican” as he says an Italian accent 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mcfoxduv7568
      @mcfoxduv7568 4 года назад +6

      stella langton for me it was more Dracula

  • @Tyler_2704
    @Tyler_2704 3 года назад +2011

    I get 3rd hand embarrassment from seeing him read this- BUT ITS ALSO SO HILARIOUS 😭

  • @sleepyghosts
    @sleepyghosts 2 года назад +40

    I swear these are so much funnier When someone reads it out loud😭😭😭💀

  • @btschimchim8216
    @btschimchim8216 6 лет назад +1649

    Daz Reading: *I was going to meet a little chubby man in his 30's*
    DAZ: :OOOOOOOOOOO
    I LAUGHED SO HARD WHILE WRITING THIS AHAHAHA

    • @daltondick5223
      @daltondick5223 6 лет назад +49

      BTS CHIMCHIM I like what he said after that “when you get to the restaurant I’m going to insult your make up, BITCH.” Lol

    • @hats1292
      @hats1292 6 лет назад +4

      I know! His face!😂😂😂😂

    • @은별한-f3w
      @은별한-f3w 6 лет назад +14

      Army’s everywhere! 💜

    • @kristinemma3386
      @kristinemma3386 6 лет назад +12

      armY

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 6 лет назад +11

      LOL 💜purple u armyheheeeee

  • @dumbhoe6875
    @dumbhoe6875 5 лет назад +730

    “Daz pushes me out of the car and watched me roll”

    • @demonqueen26
      @demonqueen26 5 лет назад +6

      lord....that's funny stuff.

    • @laserdonkey6469
      @laserdonkey6469 5 лет назад +20

      “I DIDNT RAISE YOU, I NEVER GROUNDED YOU, I DIDNT READ YA BEDTIME STORYS!”

    • @thehypeelevator4274
      @thehypeelevator4274 5 лет назад +4

      That's what should have happened 😂😂

    • @professionaImoron
      @professionaImoron 4 года назад +2

      *rolling noises*

    • @hasbrogrl74
      @hasbrogrl74 4 года назад +2

      @@laserdonkey6469 " I am not your dad! Quit calling me daddy!" crying of laughter😂

  • @chang4190
    @chang4190 6 лет назад +687

    *”WHEN YOU GET TO THE RESTAURANT IMA INSULT YOUR MAKEUP”*

    • @sydneyingram6406
      @sydneyingram6406 6 лет назад +3

      Chen's Ah Waeee yesss

    • @caroverse3508
      @caroverse3508 6 лет назад +5

      Woahhh armyyy

    • @Sunshi
      @Sunshi 6 лет назад +6

      MOCHI OPPAR???😂😂😂

    • @Sunshi
      @Sunshi 6 лет назад +2

      e l l e j o i LMAO.. IM JUST IMITATING THOSE KOREBOOS!😂😂😂😂

    • @Sunshi
      @Sunshi 6 лет назад +1

      e l l e j o i THANKS!😂😂😂

  • @leahhancock8265
    @leahhancock8265 Год назад +17

    "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!" IM CRYING

    • @xmoonx344
      @xmoonx344 Год назад +1

      GET😨YOUR😡HANDS👋OFF😤MY😠DASH😡JULIA🙄

  • @kris_kwas
    @kris_kwas 4 года назад +3306

    True fans know Daz hates “Daddy”

  • @amra1181
    @amra1181 4 года назад +707

    *when Daz fidgets his fingers*
    me waiting for my McDonald's be like-

  • @sapnapscumflavoredvape3669
    @sapnapscumflavoredvape3669 3 года назад +9121

    Daz: I live alone
    Dazes daughter: BISH WHAT AM I A COCKROACH?

  • @Wqntobreak3
    @Wqntobreak3 Год назад +6

    14:10 “it starts to go down hill” did not understand that until then

  • @breannalovelock6591
    @breannalovelock6591 6 лет назад +333

    "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!" 😂😂😂

  • @reghanleighsayre3169
    @reghanleighsayre3169 6 лет назад +250

    Daz in fanfictions: A twat
    Daz in real life: A total gentleman with that British accent

  • @emma.lynn119
    @emma.lynn119 6 лет назад +368

    “I’m going to meet a little chubby man in his 30s.”
    *Mouth drops. looks into camera.*
    Daz: “BETCH.”
    I’m literally crying.. 😂😂😂😂

  • @badkarma3708
    @badkarma3708 2 года назад +26

    Can we talk about dazs reading voice it’s so calming

  • @nalufanficisnowhere8651
    @nalufanficisnowhere8651 6 лет назад +625

    "Get your hands off my dash" im dead 😂😂😂

    • @deeerobyt
      @deeerobyt 6 лет назад +5

      Nalu fanfic is now here I thought he was gonna make a joke about the size of a dash -. Lol

    • @ksantos0511
      @ksantos0511 6 лет назад +1

      DanPlaysGames me too 😂😂

    • @reasonstoeatcheese9039
      @reasonstoeatcheese9039 6 лет назад

      ME TOO 😂😂

  • @marebear5422
    @marebear5422 6 лет назад +1366

    WHAT A PLOT TWIST

  • @dannyboi1470
    @dannyboi1470 3 года назад +2981

    Ive been so depressed lately. This guy just fucking cheered me up. I cant stop laughing

    • @mamaikea
      @mamaikea 3 года назад +47

      Are you alright nowadays? I may not know who you are but I still want to check in on another person who’s struggling. :)

    • @cheddarcheesewoah
      @cheddarcheesewoah 3 года назад +17

      Are you feeling even just a littlen big better now?

    • @tonythetford2549
      @tonythetford2549 3 года назад +15

      Hey dude I get laughs too to check out where he does cooking simulator it will make you laugh your ass off

    • @kace2933
      @kace2933 3 года назад +6

      Same but I hope your ok xx

    • @moongi852
      @moongi852 3 года назад +1

      Same

  • @secretaccount-56
    @secretaccount-56 4 месяца назад +5

    “DO U WANT A STEAK?” (strumming the guitar)
    Daz: **pisses himself**

  • @katsploon
    @katsploon 4 года назад +2389

    Imagine being his daughter watching this
    Jesus I'd be traumatized.

    • @kellabdjfoo
      @kellabdjfoo 3 года назад +20

      lmao

    • @pastel_girl591
      @pastel_girl591 3 года назад +39

      Uh huh I would be constantly asking him if I’m getting a new mum 😂😂😂😂

    • @Endergirl-xz7qi
      @Endergirl-xz7qi 3 года назад +29

      Hopefully she don’t stumble upon this video 😅🤣

    • @galaxysober3468
      @galaxysober3468 3 года назад +3

      Same 😭😭

    • @_acideyes_
      @_acideyes_ 3 года назад +5

      I would too bro…..😰

  • @anihutchinson2425
    @anihutchinson2425 4 года назад +219

    'Holly demonetization!!! "
    "Don't ever call me daddy!!! "
    "Im not chubby im plump!!! "
    - The best three quotes from daz 2017

    • @Morbiscrazygirl4447u
      @Morbiscrazygirl4447u 4 года назад +4

      You called? (This is just a joke btw- it's just that my name is Hollie irl-

    • @erichdouglas3012
      @erichdouglas3012 4 года назад +2

      @@Morbiscrazygirl4447u this took me a second to get..

    • @erichdouglas3012
      @erichdouglas3012 4 года назад +2

      @@Morbiscrazygirl4447u this took me a second to get..

    • @erichdouglas3012
      @erichdouglas3012 4 года назад +2

      @@Morbiscrazygirl4447u this took me a second to get..

  • @duvvi3866
    @duvvi3866 3 года назад +630

    “Welcome to the Dave Train, I’m your train driver Dave”
    I fell off my bed with laughter omfg

  • @Loukelmoo1849
    @Loukelmoo1849 2 года назад +11

    i love how daz can make uncomftble situations into funny situation in seconds

  • @mariamar2330
    @mariamar2330 5 лет назад +186

    “Is that another fat joke?” He’s just so done 😂

  • @llighty6824
    @llighty6824 4 года назад +1956

    ‘I’m not chubby’
    ​‘I’m plump’
    Me: Inside Screaming Noise

    • @alexjurczakowski317
      @alexjurczakowski317 4 года назад +15

      My screaming noises were outside

    • @charlieblack6554
      @charlieblack6554 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @Sillycipher
      @Sillycipher 4 года назад +5

      got to admit i caled it in my mind hed say not fat plump xD

    • @l0v3bug06
      @l0v3bug06 4 года назад +2

      *SCREMS INTERNALLY*

    • @benjaminmcdonald8513
      @benjaminmcdonald8513 4 года назад +3

      There are 999 likes on this comment. I could change it to 1k, but I leave it to whoever sees it next so they can have satisfaction. Have a good day

  • @jazzybean
    @jazzybean 6 лет назад +1584

    wtf. Poor Daz fell into the dark side of Wattpad. O_o

    • @stonedlasagua3043
      @stonedlasagua3043 5 лет назад +62

      JazzyBean how long have you been on Wattpad if you think that’s the dark side 😂😂

    • @nikicamp6990
      @nikicamp6990 5 лет назад +16

      This stuff is what I read on a daily basis though

    • @tey_zah
      @tey_zah 5 лет назад +14

      Oh believe me, this is nothing compared to the haunting milk fic....

    • @nikicamp6990
      @nikicamp6990 5 лет назад

      @@tey_zah hi

    • @erinsnurb2320
      @erinsnurb2320 5 лет назад +1

      Kai Edwards oh god

  • @r0ckz_st4r
    @r0ckz_st4r Год назад +4

    I freaking love Daz. His videos helped me through some tough times and he’s literally to nice for this world.

  • @Katieeee18
    @Katieeee18 6 лет назад +10221

    *im not chubby.. im plump*

    • @hannah_gal1632
      @hannah_gal1632 6 лет назад +17

      Katie I

    • @simmerguy813
      @simmerguy813 6 лет назад +54

      Exactly, Daz gets it. 😂

    • @lukesargent9413
      @lukesargent9413 6 лет назад +31

      Stole my comment but it's all good, you got a good sense of humor like me ahahaha

    • @pip3759
      @pip3759 6 лет назад +22

      Im seeing you everywhere,,,

    • @elliem1387
      @elliem1387 6 лет назад +9

      Same 😂

  • @DudelyHonored
    @DudelyHonored 5 лет назад +198

    "Other than cooking curries, and watching my dog try to lick the hamsters face through the cage, nothing else happens at my house" 🙌 fav quote

    • @jennifersims1662
      @jennifersims1662 4 года назад +2

      He should put it on a t-shirt 😂

    • @uprtr-um7ng
      @uprtr-um7ng 4 года назад +2

      Just a pic of a terrified hamster with dog slobber on his face

  • @neuroticgurl0295
    @neuroticgurl0295 6 лет назад +342

    I _live_ for Daz’s female voice

  • @itsrouryyy
    @itsrouryyy 2 года назад +15

    “a little chubby man in his 30’s”
    SHE DID NOT 💀

  • @ddeonu9301
    @ddeonu9301 5 лет назад +1366

    Wattpad fans will understand...
    What is like to fall at the black side of the app

  • @wormy497
    @wormy497 6 лет назад +298

    A CHUBBY MAN IN HIS THIRTIES IM DEAD

  • @lilywatson3455
    @lilywatson3455 6 лет назад +201

    Basically all the RUclipsr fan fiction:
    He brushed my cheek softly as he whispered in my ear. Before I knew it we somehow found a way to get to a sexual scene, the end.

    • @lilywatson3455
      @lilywatson3455 6 лет назад +14

      Just writing that I cringed harder than I ever have before.

    • @tianmahmutovic8711
      @tianmahmutovic8711 18 дней назад

      @@lilywatson3455i love your pfp

  • @Emma_836
    @Emma_836 Год назад +8

    14:29
    "Get your hands off my dash"

  • @stevencampbell886
    @stevencampbell886 6 лет назад +716

    "I'm not chubby... *awkward silence* I'm plump... *realizes self lies*

  • @naafimalik74
    @naafimalik74 6 лет назад +281

    "I''m not chubby..... I'm plump" Daz black 2018

  • @caitlinshanahan4159
    @caitlinshanahan4159 6 лет назад +303

    Get your hands of my DASH

    • @imaunicorninhufflepuff112
      @imaunicorninhufflepuff112 5 лет назад +4

      I have the same pineapple squishy look at my picture except mine made pink glasses

  • @hi-mo9ez
    @hi-mo9ez Год назад +43

    here is a date with daz.
    .
    I was going to subway to get a footlong, i was starving, i hadnt had breakfast for nearly 3 days. I walked in desperatley, hungry as FUCK i needed food in my stomach, but the queue.. the queue was longer, this footlong better be long i think to myself. I see a man alone with a footlong, apparently he was on break because he works here. I walk up to him, feeling like im about to burst of hunger. "Hi, do you work here?" I ask, hiding my crossed fingers behind my back, "Yeah, i am on break at the moment, would you like to sit with me? It is better then waiting hours for a sandwich." I sat down and stared at him, "So...do you..make alot of money working here?" I say, leaning my arm on the table. "HA! You really i think i make a living from working at a subway???" That laugh sounds familiar. "Surprised i didnt ask already, but..whats your name?" I say, in a faint voice my nerves shook, my social anxiety was going through the roof in this moment of time. "Uhh...uhhhhhhh....mmm... my name is....uh..ROSS! Yeah, ross." Why was he stuttering so much? I notice he was blushing a little bit, he almost looked ill. "So change of subject, do you want me to make you a footlong so you dont have to wait..?" He says quickly. "Fuck.Yea. I need food ASAP!!!" He rushes to the kitchen knocking someone into the counter on accident. "SORRY!!!" He shouts behind him. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! I AM KAREN RI-" I walk behind her and whisper, "Shut up. I need my footlong, now. Youre distracting him, shut the fuck up." She turns around and stares into my soul. "Do not talk to me like that you bitch!Ill sue your ass i have the best lawyer in tow-" I interrupt her with a slap up the mouth, "Do you know who i am? Im the hungriest bitch in town and if you dont shut the fuck up then im gonna fee fi fo fum on that diet coke of yours." Ross came back with the most amazing looking sandwich i had ever seen in my life. The smell.. i ran into him hugging him and snatching the sandwich, eating it and getting crumbs all over him. "Youre one crazy bitch.." he mumbled. "Anything for my footlong." He grinned. "Anything?" "Uhhhhm"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" We were both giggling our asses off while watching tiktok compilations, i laughed so hard my head lied on his lap to try and calm down. "If you wanna stop for the night you can, it would be my pleasure!" He said placing his hand on my head gently. "Sure but i dont have pyjamas..." I get up and sit next to him, still snickering about this 1 tiktok. "Its fine, ill drop you off at home." I sigh, my grin fading off my face. "i..i..wanna s.s.stay with you for the night" I whispered. "You can change into some of my clothes, if you really wanna stay that bad!" I smiled, hugging him tightly. I didnt wanna go back to him.. he..i just cant. I sobbed just thinking about it, laying my head more on his shoulder. "Are you okay?" I sighed and wiped my tear away. "Yeah..its just my boyfriend.. he..he r4p3s me regularly and..hits me and...and.." He hugs me tighter and says, "Stay here for as long as you want, i will sleep on the sofa." I try to hide me blushing but i cant help it, he is just so sweet and i have never been treated this way before. "No, you can stay in your bed with me, i.i.i.id feel s.safer.." He smiles at me, we both get under his dinosaur goes rawr duvet, "Nice covers" "Thanks man" ... a silence rains on us.. "AHAHHAHGJHGIAGHKVJABJHAVJHBHV" I burst out laughing nearly fallling off the bed, i roll ontop of him and yawn. "Your comfy.." "Thats 1 way to compliment someone.." We hug one last time and i go to the left side of the bed. Its nice not sleeping on a stone cold floor for once, i fall asleep and so does he.
    The end.