exploring the unhinged world of Wattpad: Kidnapped by One Direction
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2024
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part 02: • the most bizarre story...
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frequently asked questions:
Q: whatsa whosit whatsit?
A: yes!
intro song: Lolita - Lana Del Rey Развлечения
wattpad is my “you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”
For me it was Quotev 💀 it was rough to say the least
@@SullySyndrome OH SHIT QUOTEV-
That's exactly what I was thinking, and now I am studying literature at University because this app made me loved reading lol crazy coucou stories
@@ohjoelle9614 hard times call for desperate measures 😔 (I was in fifth grade)
The fact that Shawn was not already well acquainted with the Wattpad Trenches is honestly shocking news
didn’t you listen… I was watching porn on Facebook
@@shawnmccomb that explains why the old folks love that site/app
I bet he used ao3 like the big kids
Okay but what kind of( that's the interesting part
@@catbread5832 the fact i have an ao3 account haunts me nearly every single day
"i was watching porn on facebook at 11" that explains so much
"I TOLD YOU BOB (bob is my imaginary friend)"
that's literature right there
"I'll scream until you come" HELP
the fact that he didn’t understand what they meant by “epically” is sending me😭😭
shawn isn't epical enough 😔😔
"shawn dropped a new video!" i say in shock while muttering profanities
BYE LMAOAOAO
Already uncomfortable 30 seconds in and my fight or flight response has been activated.
10/10
yayyy😌💖
NOT SHAWN MAKING HIS BDAY 9/11😭😭😭
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not my birthday actually being 9/11 😭😭😔😔
@@Max-rn7stAyo- what year??
@@Max-rn7stmy stepsister was born on 9/11, including the year. My stepdad tells me that after his ex wife gave birth to her and the mom was recovering, they turned on the TV to see the event all over the news
I wish they'd cast him for willy wonka he has that like camp potential and also that intellectual grandiosity like that enigmatic quality plus the silliness
and the years of gymnastics means I can do a really good somersault
@@shawnmccombgirl teach me please I’d love to do a somersault
Willy had slaves and some problems with depictions of little people so....and he was a real bummer in the end tbh
Ok but hear me out- does he know how to somersault
Watching people who were previously not acquainted with wattpad get traumatized by it has got to be my favorite genre of content.
I’ve been on wattpad since 2015, back when you didn’t need to pay coins to read chapters, and there was A LOT of fanfiction around one direction kidnapping ocs let me tell you 😭😭😭😭
That being said, I miss when it was just a place to write and read other people’s work, some people on that app were some of the best writers of I’ve ever been introduced to.
here is the very deserved only purple heart you’ll ever receive:💜 thank you for your service 🫡
@@shawnmccombI love purple
I was also on wattpad in 2015. I have not been on since. Thats so stupid you have to pay now.
@@Z5Z5Z5 you dont have to pay for most of the stories tho
“IM LOVING THE SCHIZOPHRENIC REPRESENTATION” shawn oh my god
"who is liam" got me howling
it's the fact that 'epically' is one of the few words they did spell correctly and he didn't understand at all 😆
shawn's british accent for Louis sounds like a horrid henry character to me😭
Help I had to pause the video, the accent for niall was funny too jdakjajk
one direction in the thumbnail was a jump scare
im so sorry did they kidnap you too? :(
war flashbacks as soon as I remembered the imaginary friend trope
That was a trope??? 😭😭😭
now this is revolutionary
1776😤🏳️🌈
@@shawnmccombYorktown.
I'm scared, Directioners are scarier than Shrek swampers
wait until you see kpop wattpad from 2015
🫢I might have some PTSD
wake up babe new shawn video just dropped
it’s past 10AM… get up! 😑😡😂
@@shawnmccomb mama i have RISEN
@@365_PARTYBOY “MAMA” IM CACKLDIDNG
omg!!! you share a birthday with the day my grandma died from a stroke!! that so cute!! 🥰
okay reincarnation u betta werk🤣💋👻
U telling me ur sense of humour is original and not effected by the wattpad comment section ?... quite scary more than impressive.
"in 2012 I was fuckinggg worried about the end of the world" is SOOO real for all the late 90's to early 2k's kids WORLDWIDE PTSD frrr!
"apply for the job you want, not the one that you're qualified for, we accept the love we think we deserve"
-shawn mccomb 2024
When shawn got close to his window I realized how comically large his blinds are, like he lives in a little tikes house
the blinds are normal sized he is just really really small and petite
I wondered why the perspective seemed so off
I need a part two pleeeeeease. The story is giving me war flashbacks
PLEASE make this a series. It’s epically
please never die shawn, i really love you.
Please do the rest of this story, this is the hardest I've laughed in so long
The "VOTE! COMMENT! FAN!" in the descriptions of this video 💀💀💀
This will be talked about in history books I fear
will VOTE! COMMENT! FAN! for a part 2
you gotta read my immortal
welcome to 13 year old me’s reading list
me at 14 but BTS ff
mama kudos for reading these... for uploading
shawn being so genuinely perplexed about the word "epically" sent me
Shawn is like everyone’s unhinged uncle who’s really close to our age
Wattpad and wattpad writers scare me 🫣
I just wanna pick their brain
YES WE WANT THE REST IMMEDIATELYYYYY
sometimes i feel ashamed when i watch one of your videos in public, i love u keep it up ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
I loved being a little freak in my room reading one direction fan fiction when I was 12
This is an inspiration. Write like nobody's reading.
I SUBSCRIBED IMMEDIATELY IN THE FIRST MINUTE
as a long-time directioner, the accents and impressions GOT ME WHEEZING
Shawn you don't even have to ask. I need the rest of the chapters and your reenactment. Do it for Bob.
it was only a matter of time
will i get traumatized by this video? yes. will i watch it anyway? yes.
Please post a part two this was hilarious 🤣
When Shawn makes a wattpad video you know that it’ll be crazy.😂
that intro was literally terrifying for somebody who just woke up. never stop king! 😊
i feel like my country (brazil) equivalent of the kidnapped by one direction fanfictions would be the "i got hit by a bts member car" and "kidnapped by one of bts members...but they are a mafia boss for some reason"
had to pause my reading once i read one direction in the title
used to read 1D imagines on tumblr to go to sleep back in my day
the utter confusion from Shawn trying to read this fanfiction is wonderful
thank you shawn i honestly would love to experience the early to mid 2010s RPF lit through the eyes of a grown canadian man in 2024 like it's the first time
PLSSSS I NEED TO SEE THE RESTTTT
Shawn not understanding that the word was "epically" as in epic, i'm gonna screaM lmao.
also not you actually sounding like louis.
YESS THIS WAS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THANK YOU!!!
You need to make a part two this is hilarious😭
finally, I've been waiting for this..
Shawn re-enacting the scenes😭😭
helpp this immediately became one of my fave videos from your channel 😭 i’m so seated for part two!!
We 100% need a series of this!
Please do more of these oh my god seeing you navigate Wattpad made my week this is absolutely wild
i need to see the rest pls like this is THEEEE asylum where they raised me
I was ready for this .
SHAWN WE NEED A PART 2!!!
Please make this a series. I am BEGGING
pleaaase post the rest this is so funny ur reactions r killing me
this is my favourite kind of video you do 😭
PLEASE release the rest i was giggling and kicking my tootsies this entire video 🙏
this is your funniest video so far i think thank u for this 🧘♀️
The dry hand claps and aggressive smiling is such a crazy intro Shawn 😂
it’s like you knew i was about to eat my dinner and needed something to watch
This NEEDS to be a series
Your accent indeed had me the blushing 😌
But please do make this a series!
yes please post a part 2!!
we NEED more of this
I NEED MORE OF THIS, PLEASE
I desperately need a series !
I absolutely need more of this
I have the attention span of a fish and I was HOOKED. pls as a one direction + Shawn fan I am on my knees BEGGING for a part 2. I will DIE PLS PART TWO
shawn i need to see the rest im cackling
i need more of this from you because theres no way im gonna seriously go on wattpad to read the rest of this
Pleaaaaase continue , I laughed so much in this video as I didn’t in a long time 😭😭😭
pleaseeeee make a part 2 omg this was hilarious
This video is so good. Now i need shawn to read more fanfics
I’m crying no way she spelt San Diego wrong😭😭
i epically need part two NOW.
Your intros are so iconic
I need a part 2!!!
I NEED A PART 2 BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER READ THID MYSELF BUT WATCHING SOMEONE READ THIS IS LIKE 10 TIMES MORE ENJORABLE.
You make me giggle and wiggle my toes with joy. Thank you, Shawn for being so you
I will watch as much of this as you are willing to provide 😂
OMGG PLSSS i would love more of these!
U should definitely do a series I love when u read goofy stories like these ❤
PLEASE WE NEED TO SEE THE REST
I need a part two like genuinely
shawn please. we need a part 2
PLEASEE make this a series 😖😖
Yesssss make this a series! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!!!!