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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @TheBookLeo
    @TheBookLeo  2 года назад +19811

    please be aware that this video contains mentions of s**c*de, s*x*al violence and schizophrenic hallucinations

    • @Vasilios_MaleOC
      @Vasilios_MaleOC 2 года назад +331

      The book sounds… very awkward… (so far… I haven’t finished watching… I’m finding it to cringe to continue… I’ll just leave the time that I left the video here 22:21 that’s the video time btw)

    • @24studiosbrm
      @24studiosbrm 2 года назад +36

      In your videos you keep the bar of decency and thank you for that

    • @elysianblu
      @elysianblu 2 года назад +63

      @FamTheEvilCat1:24

    • @Anonymous-kp3jf
      @Anonymous-kp3jf 2 года назад +75

      @FamTheEvilCat that's the seppsual viopenke

    • @elysianblu
      @elysianblu 2 года назад +7

      @FamTheEvilCat 😂😂

  • @josierowley4464
    @josierowley4464 Год назад +20803

    “Magic eyes, magic p*ssy” I can’t believe the author stole my main pick up line…

  • @_Kuma_
    @_Kuma_ 2 года назад +23675

    “His naked hand”…How dare he not wear a suit on his hand?

    • @Nermeen.
      @Nermeen. 2 года назад +363

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheoraticPanic
      @TheoraticPanic 2 года назад +2393

      so vulgar, they should have kicked him out long ago for this absolutely crude dressing!

    • @chixkgoddess8499
      @chixkgoddess8499 2 года назад +371

      This comment has no reason to be this funny 😂😂

    • @maymallett2476
      @maymallett2476 2 года назад +1182

      A NAKED HAND??? BEFORE MARRIAGE?!!!

    • @verytired2399
      @verytired2399 2 года назад +752

      Where is his hand underwear???

  • @dedpossum_
    @dedpossum_ Год назад +10980

    “She realized it was a first time she was feeling lust induced by an actual man and not a fictional character” oh no its a self insert.

    • @Sp3pS
      @Sp3pS Год назад +347

      💀actually though

    • @enilicht
      @enilicht Год назад +1352

      This line convinced me that she saw a conventionally attractive man at her local gas station and wrote a whole book off it.

    • @heidokij
      @heidokij Год назад +305

      @@enilichthit the nail right on the head you got it so perfect omg

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад +229

      What would ever possess somebody to write that with completely genuine and unironic intent IN A BOOK THAT THEY’RE PLANNING ON PUBLISHING???

    • @heidokij
      @heidokij Год назад +137

      @@SteampunkHorse EXACTLYYYYY THAT LINE SEEMS MORE “fan fiction-y” THAN AN ACTUAL BOOK

  • @Dr.HannibalLecterVIII
    @Dr.HannibalLecterVIII Год назад +3915

    The fact that it's SELF PUBLISHED and from TIKTOK is all you need to know. No reputable publishing company would waste money on that book💀

    • @arentyougladimnotabot
      @arentyougladimnotabot Год назад +258

      Nah, if it has a big following, any publisher would be willing to throw money in. 50 shades of grey was self published before it got picked up.

    • @JS_RH
      @JS_RH 11 месяцев назад +14

      Bro my 30 dollars are going wheRE??

    • @mikankitsune0440
      @mikankitsune0440 10 месяцев назад +62

      I'm from the future and oh boy do I have news for you. 😖

    • @SlavSquatter-jh4kl
      @SlavSquatter-jh4kl 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@mikankitsune0440 Dear god, what is it?

    • @mikankitsune0440
      @mikankitsune0440 10 месяцев назад

      @@SlavSquatter-jh4kl It got picked up by a publisher... and has an AI generated cover art. I saw it at Target last week. 🥲 It's TOR/Bramble Publishing.

  • @AC8X
    @AC8X 2 года назад +39072

    An author being allergic to the word “said” is an immediate red flag for me. Characters shouldn’t be whispering and murmuring and purring all over the place

    • @61subsandnovideos
      @61subsandnovideos 2 года назад +179

      real

    • @brophaner
      @brophaner 2 года назад +10029

      You look dashing, he quietly screeched

    • @ashm003
      @ashm003 2 года назад +1650

      @@brophaner i love this😭😭

    • @AC8X
      @AC8X 2 года назад +3907

      @@brophaner this, but also the purpose of dialogue tags is to help the reader keep track of who is saying what. “Said” is an invisible dialogue tag, meaning your brain just glosses over it, but all those elaborate synonyms are not, so it distracts from the dialogue.

    • @Cfaerify
      @Cfaerify 2 года назад +657

      @@AC8X This is so interesting!! Ty for that tidbit of info :)

  • @the-golden-witch
    @the-golden-witch Год назад +15632

    "Oh, Corvina? Like the crow?"
    "No, actually, it's a type of bony fish."
    Teacher slowly walks away.

    • @simply_unnamed
      @simply_unnamed Год назад +1641

      Alternate ending
      *Teacher falls to the ground and screams as MC slowly turns into a bony fish*
      *Deep ominous voice that booms throuout the trees* blub blob *the fish screams*
      *the students run away screaming, as the Fish makes it’s way to the lake waddling on the fins*

    • @the-golden-witch
      @the-golden-witch Год назад +552

      @@simply_unnamed I refuse to accept any other ending to this book now

    • @tommyparty5129
      @tommyparty5129 Год назад +336

      No I think in this book it would continue like this: Mr Vlad Drăculea Rouge (I forgot his name, but I think this will work aswell) glimpsed at her violet eye with a stripe of confusion but lust. He slightly brushed against her bald head with his strong dominant alpha thumb. When he took it down Parmigiana Reggiana (forgot her name too) looked deeply into his male orbs “ you don’t like me now, do you, do I disgust you?”. Additionally she hid her magenta coloured eye from him with her bear foot. “No” he answered directly but masculine with his deep male voice since he is a man “you don’t. You adore me. You drive me mad. This..” he pointed between him and me with his strong male muscular veiny hand “this is madness” he barked. “You are madness my little bony fish” he grinned with a erotic tension between him and my bear foot.

    • @emilia6014
      @emilia6014 Год назад +140

      ​@@tommyparty5129 I can't decide whenever I love it or hate it💀

    • @kanavmagotra1061
      @kanavmagotra1061 Год назад +35

      Would have been more interesting honestly

  • @its_just_seb
    @its_just_seb 2 года назад +54121

    "the singular masculine attention from a very masculine male" has the same vibe as "she breasted boobily down the stairs"

    • @Arawn505
      @Arawn505 2 года назад +5668

      "she breasted boobily down the stairs" Boy, did you write this yourself? Son, you're hired!!
      I'm looking for a ghostwriter for Mr. Trump's autobiography, and I want it on my desk by Monday. You'll be the next Herbert Hemingway, kid

    • @jaginaiaelectrizs6341
      @jaginaiaelectrizs6341 2 года назад +573

      WtaF- lmao! 🤣

    • @ryninabin3518
      @ryninabin3518 2 года назад +1252

      Omg this had me dying! I'm so saving that the next time I read any sentence written cringely about a woman's appearance.

    • @amandaredd3057
      @amandaredd3057 2 года назад +739

      hehe boobily may be my new favorite word

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 2 года назад +565

      perfect!...why don't we all just start calling them "boobily" novels? and then the description would be exactly what she said in the video: "fan-fictiony writting, poorly written smut scenes, mental health issues and romantization of abusive relationships". That would be perfect, right? And then we can finally have them be separate from regular books in any other genre, and life will finally make sense. Bc they're like 1% (maybe) of fiction books, but somehow have ended up with wayyyy too much media attention.
      It's not fair to expect them to be real books, and hold them to that standard. People expect them to have normal writting, spell checking, grammar, realistic characters, a plot, etc... and that's just not typical for Boobly books. We're holding them to a standard which is just unfair... clearly. It's like expecting Shakespeare from a bathroom wall.

  • @mochibunzz
    @mochibunzz Год назад +1927

    Why did this author romanticize so many red flags??? I'm so boggled, "You chose the wrong man for your first time," NO NO STOP RIGHT THERE

    • @carlosbalazs2492
      @carlosbalazs2492 11 месяцев назад

      You picked the wrong house, fool!

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 11 месяцев назад +146

      Preach. I think it’s very sweet that Leonie avoided kinkshaming by acknowledging that every folk has their own stroke and that’s fine, but when does it stop? So much romanticisation of these toxic, manipulative people is rampant throughout literature - everywhere I see mafia stories and toxic werewolf alphas and billionaire playboys, it just gives me the ick. When fiction affects reality, the problem begins. I believe unironically that every book with this romanticisation featured should have a disclaimer at the beginning making it clear for readers that this is FICTIONAL and that people acting like this in real life is not okay.

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul 10 месяцев назад +50

      It's very fishy you might say. 🧐

    • @Missaymia
      @Missaymia 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@KaiHung-wv3ulLMAO

    • @darkacademiabutnotreally
      @darkacademiabutnotreally 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@SteampunkHorse I've read quite a few mafia story, but i've been able to sort the good ones from the bad ones. Well, more specifically, the ones where the FL acknowledges that the ML isn't being mysterious he's being a bad person.

  • @tegamingother
    @tegamingother Год назад +6821

    You guys may be asking, "why would she squirm in her seat though?" Easy! Her fish instincts told her to.

  • @Vivalarizza
    @Vivalarizza Год назад +8745

    I can’t explain why, but ‘the wet slaps of their skins the only sounds in the room’ while they’re in a FOREST and she’s against a TREE just completely sent me

    • @lazyrat6687
      @lazyrat6687 Год назад +414

      wtf was that line my guy???? 🤨🤨

    • @ruthsagers1714
      @ruthsagers1714 Год назад +1111

      When you're the ultimate dark academia power couple of darkness then the forest IS YOUR ROOM!!! Tree is table.

    • @jammo7370
      @jammo7370 Год назад +1

      wet slaps of skins is second only to mashing pissers as silliest sex description I've heard

    • @pierrotpierrot4768
      @pierrotpierrot4768 Год назад +20

      😂😂😂

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle Год назад +792

      Also “wet slaps of their skins” is quite possibly the least appealing way of describing sex possible. I’d imagine someone would write that to paint a sex scene as disgusting, not for SMUT

  • @IgnisRex64
    @IgnisRex64 2 года назад +21723

    Remember, fellas: If your girl's eyes don't change color when she climaxes, it means she's faking it.

    • @dorothydumang3735
      @dorothydumang3735 2 года назад +686

      LMAOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣

    • @pidge5399
      @pidge5399 2 года назад

      That's how you know you've found the clit

    • @simon3037
      @simon3037 2 года назад +535

      BRO 😭😂

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 2 года назад +2199

      Instructions unclear. Girlfriend is blind now

    • @serenegenerally
      @serenegenerally 2 года назад +657

      Only people with hazel eyes aren’t faking it smh

  • @minusculegremlin
    @minusculegremlin 9 месяцев назад +553

    the “I’m not yours!! 😠😠” trope is giving “you’re not my alpha!” gacha videos from 2019-2021

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 7 месяцев назад +53

      Do not remind me of the Dark Times please

    • @minusculegremlin
      @minusculegremlin 7 месяцев назад +36

      @@SteampunkHorse you can’t escape ur past

    • @Icommitwarcrimestoo
      @Icommitwarcrimestoo 7 месяцев назад

      @@minusculegremlinI can and I will!

    • @Butterfly_Az
      @Butterfly_Az 7 месяцев назад +11

      ​@SteampunkHorse is that Adrien as a car!?😂😂

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@Butterfly_Az CAR NOIR

  • @symphony558
    @symphony558 2 года назад +13609

    "the singular masculine attention from a very masculine male" - me trying to hit the 2000 words bottom mark on an essay

    • @arienai_art
      @arienai_art Год назад +204

      Same, the ugly squawk that escaped me 😂

    • @krow5099
      @krow5099 Год назад +59

      😂😂😂 you wrong for this 😂😂😂

    • @megvmi_
      @megvmi_ Год назад +40

      NAURRR 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @yassvaritaass
      @yassvaritaass Год назад +32

      HELP 😂😂

    • @Theoriginalaugusttt
      @Theoriginalaugusttt Год назад +98

      Alpha podcasts be like:

  • @deevee5327
    @deevee5327 Год назад +8585

    "You wanna know who I am?" He asked her harshly. "I," slam. "Am," slam. "Madness!"
    He put a hand on the back of her neck and suddenly slammed her into a tree, and she yelped.
    When your scene reads like an episode of Incredible Hulk.

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway 2 года назад +24612

    This book would have been a hundred times better if it had a little author's note at the end of each chapter saying something like "omg sorry i didn't post for so long, you guys! I was in prison xD but I'm out now and exams are already starting!!! >.< eeep! my mom is yelling at me to go study! wait and see what happens in the next chapter owo"

    • @schirry5144
      @schirry5144 2 года назад +3086

      And in the middle of chapters! Like this:
      "...I admitted myself to a mental hospital..." (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?)
      Much better

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway 2 года назад +2749

      @@schirry5144 omg yes
      And it needs those weird interactions with the author and the characters like
      author: hehehe we're ending at a cliffhanger here!!
      corvina: srsly, woman? y don't u just let us get together?
      author: becoz I'm evil mwehehehe >:)
      the teacher guy (forgot his name lol): uggghh -_- this is what we have to deal with
      author: okkiieee I'm off to skool now!!

    • @schirry5144
      @schirry5144 2 года назад +1417

      @@skyhideaway this is how to make it into a real peak fiction

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 2 года назад +1206

      @@skyhideaway you just gave me real fanfic war flashbacks

    • @naomileggoneverland6267
      @naomileggoneverland6267 2 года назад +484

      @@skyhideaway no way I had forgotten about this

  • @vimalav6444
    @vimalav6444 Год назад +834

    I’m sorry, but the minute you described the dark gothic professor, Severus Snape popped into my head. 💀

    • @gabs839
      @gabs839 Год назад +72

      Yeah, this book look alike a Snape×Harry or Snape×Hermione wattpad fanfiction

    • @carlosbalazs2492
      @carlosbalazs2492 11 месяцев назад +55

      Especially with the secret university thingy, with a large forest around it... Yep, Harry Potter fan fic.

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 6 месяцев назад +19

      Corvina’s a Snapewife😂

    • @PrussiaDoesFraud
      @PrussiaDoesFraud 6 месяцев назад +5

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    • @timothytumusiime2903
      @timothytumusiime2903 3 месяца назад +7

      Turn to pageeeee thrrrrrreee ninety fourrrrrrr 😑😑

  • @kyleeonlineaftersometime
    @kyleeonlineaftersometime Год назад +9357

    "all he did was explain the english syllabus to you, why are you squirming in your seat?" is possibly one of my favorite sentences ive ever heard spoken

    • @jinphany.
      @jinphany. Год назад +148

      She said this just as I read your comment 😂

    • @aikotitilai3820
      @aikotitilai3820 Год назад +55

      She's just simping why is she making it bigger than it is ?

    • @Saphireraven13
      @Saphireraven13 Год назад +47

      I would've dozed off, like I usually do-

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 4 месяца назад +9

      Some other great out-of-context quotes from Leonie:
      “It’s Jack! The English teacher! And he is _looking,_ at _his_ wife, HOOKING UP, with the _exact same dude,_ that _he_ has also been secretly having an affair with!”
      -
      “And Lawson is just on the side, gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing, trying to flirt with his TEACᴴᴱᴿˢ”
      - (Both of those are from her review of “Misfits”)
      “This is not _romance,_ this is _jail time!_ The only _romance_ I wanna see is between Rowan and the bars of his prison!” (Reviewing “The Fine Print”)

  • @sharikatasnim5706
    @sharikatasnim5706 Год назад +4830

    I understand why the last student dated the teacher jumped off the roof, after all if the person I am dating spoke this cringy bullshit I would jump off the roof too. Edit: omg this is crazy and the dog one T-T??

    • @anitawaris3850
      @anitawaris3850 Год назад +44

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @susettmarinkass810
      @susettmarinkass810 Год назад +31

      I agree

    • @genevievec.8002
      @genevievec.8002 Год назад +248

      First date I ever went on after highschool, I was making out with the guy, and he kept using lines. For example, his tiny dog came up and interrupted us to lick my face, and after he removed her he said something like, "now it's my turn." Absolutely hated that.

    • @seaweedwithrice
      @seaweedwithrice Год назад +10

      CRYING

    • @TheOneAndOnlyRatley
      @TheOneAndOnlyRatley Год назад +100

      ​@@genevievec.8002I would die from laughing if someone said that to me

  • @_Teej_264
    @_Teej_264 2 года назад +16031

    Since he has a reputation for sleeping with his students, it would have been funnier if she kept trying to get with him to make the plot happen but he was completely disinterested and going after someone else.

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway 2 года назад +1197

      honestly, I'd read that

    • @valemedina4473
      @valemedina4473 2 года назад +365

      I would read that hahahhah

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 2 года назад +2705

      “Sorry, I’m trying to groom someone else. I appreciate it though”

    • @imNOTthatimportant
      @imNOTthatimportant 2 года назад +1675

      @@parkchimmin7913 and then she tries to stop him from grooming other people bc SHE was interested

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 2 года назад +487

      @@imNOTthatimportant 👀 🍿 now that’s a book I would read

  • @ludvico
    @ludvico 10 месяцев назад +1258

    In the Italian version of "TeenTitansGo" the character "Raven" is called "Corvina". She has violet eyes, a dark personality and magic power/parents.
    I believe the protagonist is based on a character from TeenTitansGo.

    • @UwUImTheo
      @UwUImTheo 8 месяцев назад +71

      Actually she's been part of the DC universe since 1980 and is a decent character (although very edgy especially in the beginning)

    • @snowrios8084
      @snowrios8084 7 месяцев назад +50

      There's no way you're introducing Raven as from TT Go instead of the tv show that Go is inspired by, Teen Titans.... Or the DC Comics that Teen Titans' Raven is inspired from... But her worst portrayal easily lmao

    • @lover._.girl4
      @lover._.girl4 7 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@snowrios8084 "Ermm...so actually 🤓" ahhh

    • @snowrios8084
      @snowrios8084 7 месяцев назад +29

      @@lover._.girl4 Not really, just expressing disbelief at choosing the worst variant of Raven to introduce her as lmao it's just also funny that this version is like twice removed from the source material

    • @seanboggs215
      @seanboggs215 7 месяцев назад +4

      I choose to believe that.

  • @rhenaissancepoet
    @rhenaissancepoet 2 года назад +6001

    "Who has a reputation of sleeping with his students"
    How does this guy still work at a school-

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 года назад +387

      Given what we've been learning about the Ivy Leagues, that may be the most realistic part of the tale.

    • @Code_Lune
      @Code_Lune 2 года назад +50

      @@michaelccozens Wait what?

    • @alessandramenezes4203
      @alessandramenezes4203 2 года назад

      He's literally a groomer.

    • @Celestifa
      @Celestifa 2 года назад

      @@Code_Lune professors in real life take advantage of students

    • @TheoEvian
      @TheoEvian 2 года назад +40

      Frankly, that is something you are allowed to do only AFTER you finish your PhD :P

  • @RezRez
    @RezRez Год назад +6180

    I love how the "you may be a siren" scene is one hair away from being an "Arrr, I'll be plunderin' yer booty soon enough, ya salty wench!" kinda flirting.

    • @vanillabatbones
      @vanillabatbones Год назад +138

      CRYINNN

    • @KOMMIERAKO
      @KOMMIERAKO Год назад +131

      PLUNDERING WHAT?

    • @RezRez
      @RezRez Год назад +257

      @@KOMMIERAKO The booty, matey! The booty!

    • @KOMMIERAKO
      @KOMMIERAKO Год назад +106

      ​@@RezRez You actually replied, I've never have respect for someone so much

    • @Terriblyexplainingcomics
      @Terriblyexplainingcomics Год назад +122

      Now we need some pirate smut where they all talk like mr.krabs

  • @jaidheart
    @jaidheart 11 месяцев назад +493

    You know when they go into EXTENSIVE detail about their appearance, you’re reading a wattpad self-insert

    • @jaidheart
      @jaidheart 11 месяцев назад +26

      “Not a fictional character” GOD. GOD. GOOOD.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah

  • @hofficalz
    @hofficalz Год назад +6639

    This book has a strong "Wrote this instead of sleeping" energy

    • @starsandchocolatebars
      @starsandchocolatebars Год назад +408

      and "i was also high when i wrote this at 4:40 in the morning"

    • @mishelemaia
      @mishelemaia Год назад +15

      😂😂😂😂

    • @antithesentv305
      @antithesentv305 Год назад +77

      Don't remember my 15 year old self of writing down a story about one dude saving the world from all sorts of "natural" catastrophes with just the power of his will, later turning into more of a Battle-Shonen Manga but written instead of drawn, while I should be asleep.

    • @destroyerinazuma96
      @destroyerinazuma96 Год назад +47

      I know someone who wrote poetry when they had insomnia. They DID expect it to be weird upon re reading. Imho it's ok to cherry pick the odd nugget when you're writing in a sub optimal state, but there's no reason to keep it all. Not everyone is Kafka (Kafka wrote exclusively in late evening).

    • @kap_516
      @kap_516 Год назад +10

      unrelated I recognize your pfp as a dadi freyr one! fun to see another fan in the wild, hope you have a great day, sorry to bring you back to this video if your notifications are on...

  • @trietbui2810
    @trietbui2810 2 года назад +7171

    I'm 5 minutes in and Corvina is giving that "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" energy

    • @jmsl910
      @jmsl910 2 года назад +104

      epic & iconic turn of phrase!!

    • @knz730
      @knz730 2 года назад +434

      Yes! Except not a joke...the author was seriously going for edgy pretty raven and landed on fish. If you replace every time he calls her "little crow" with "little fish" it'd be a much better book lmao

    • @jaginaiaelectrizs6341
      @jaginaiaelectrizs6341 2 года назад +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @leslierubio10
      @leslierubio10 2 года назад +98

      Ebony will always be iconic

    • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
      @IATEALLTHECHEESE 2 года назад +91

      How dare you insult Ebony like that

  • @greychi
    @greychi Год назад +6131

    *teacher yells at her for calling him “sir”*
    classmates: omg you two were such lovebirds! so much chemistry!!!

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Год назад +390

      also why wouldn't he want her to call him sir? he likes being her "master" and shit, so why not sir?

    • @viquitowers2815
      @viquitowers2815 Год назад

      ​@@emilyb.8219 I'm sure that if she kept calling him "sir" he would have a boner in the middle of class lol

    • @enilicht
      @enilicht Год назад +168

      I’m all in for hating this book but he did not yell at corvina for that part lmfao that was just some random a$$ girl but either way the “I could feel the sexual tension between you two!!!” Part was RIDICULOUS. That’s like if someone’s main character syndrome actually came true which is what this entire book is with corvina.

    • @sgjasch
      @sgjasch Год назад +13

      @@enilicht literally 😂😂

    • @phonkydude1618
      @phonkydude1618 10 месяцев назад +3

      what is this the medieval? ah shit I forgot

  • @little1133
    @little1133 10 месяцев назад +164

    5:33 Probably a play on the word corvid. Which does not, in fact, mean raven, it is a category of bird that both ravens and crows, among other birds, fall under. Bird nerd here

  • @ashkes.266
    @ashkes.266 2 года назад +6251

    I'm from Estonia and "kana" stands for "chicken" in Estonian. I'm therefore having a hard time paying attention when you're holding a book titled "Goth Chicken"

    • @shioori__
      @shioori__ 2 года назад +143

      HAHAHAHA

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 года назад +487

      ...Honestly. I'd read a book that was titled "Goth Chicken" if it actually went for it
      (I mean. I am reading a manga titled "Rooster Fighter"...)

    • @acespace0
      @acespace0 2 года назад +103

      Same in finnish XD.

    • @gabrielanderson8767
      @gabrielanderson8767 2 года назад +32

      I also noticed this, lol. It's hilarious

    • @airaruangroj
      @airaruangroj 2 года назад +22

      OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aquadraws5833
    @aquadraws5833 Год назад +6508

    Ok wait this man has a whole ass reputation for sleeping around with students and he is still hired??????????

    • @mop2420
      @mop2420 Год назад +256

      …Maybe he’s tenured?? Or the university’s so desperate to stay afloat that they’ll overlook it because they can’t get more staff? I honestly don’t know man
      Edit: Nevermind he’s 28 and a grad student, there’s no way he’s tenured, I got nothin’.

    • @lizzyberns6259
      @lizzyberns6259 Год назад

      TW for mention of suicide- Not just sleeping with students, but the last student he slept with literally killed herself?? Like, babe, how are you still employed with ZERO lawsuits following you?? Huh??

    • @karolinakrawczyk6005
      @karolinakrawczyk6005 Год назад +27

      i don't know if I remember correctly,, but wasn't this his school?

    • @annabolika8919
      @annabolika8919 Год назад +80

      That legit happened at our highschool (multiple teachers were rumoured to have slept with students), and most of us were minors. It definitely shouldn’t happen, but it does happen in real life :‘)

    • @aquadraws5833
      @aquadraws5833 Год назад +27

      @@annabolika8919 I’m sorry but what the actual ****

  • @jim-bob3093
    @jim-bob3093 2 года назад +28544

    Can we change the 'fanficy' insult to 'tiktoky'. Cause at this point the comparison is a insult to the fanfic community

    • @-autumnfeelings
      @-autumnfeelings 2 года назад +3470

      Agreed. Not all fanfics are bad

    • @antagonizingprotagonist8721
      @antagonizingprotagonist8721 2 года назад +1434

      Fanficy was first. Tiktok just stole the bad

    • @jim-bob3093
      @jim-bob3093 2 года назад +1902

      @@antagonizingprotagonist8721 Tiktok just took one look at fanfics low but balanced standards of tones of werid kink but some 'better than canon' stuff, and said "yeah, we can go subterranean"

    • @rexthelegend3180
      @rexthelegend3180 2 года назад +2094

      Yes, pls. I’m a fanfic writer and I’d like to announce that: OUR STANDARDS ARE HIGHER THAN THIS.

    • @jim-bob3093
      @jim-bob3093 2 года назад +561

      @@rexthelegend3180 one of us! one of us! one of us!

  • @ShawnTheDriver
    @ShawnTheDriver 10 месяцев назад +141

    “This is a barbaric need to possess, to eliminate, to own. This, is madness.”
    If someone whispered that into my ear I’d go searching for the nearest rooftop also.

    • @localenglishgenius
      @localenglishgenius 3 месяца назад +4

      this made me cackle

    • @Mx.muffin
      @Mx.muffin Месяц назад +4

      That's honestly a good line, if it wasn't in this book 😒

  • @gobme
    @gobme Год назад +8146

    IM SORRY BUT HER TALKING ABOUT SCHIZOPHRENIA WHILE THEY WERE GETTING NASTY IS KILLING ME 😭

    • @KOMMIERAKO
      @KOMMIERAKO Год назад +153

      Aughh💀

    • @hopefulbunni
      @hopefulbunni Год назад +532

      Imagine being in the middle of it and then your partner says "yeah my mother has schizoprehinia" 💀

    • @N0va_Fr
      @N0va_Fr Год назад +525

      "ah..ngh~ h-harder did you know I am schizophrenic? Nghhhh"
      😭

    • @OfficialBrantManuscrpt
      @OfficialBrantManuscrpt Год назад +88

      @@N0va_Fr WHEEZING RN

    • @reedtheracco0n
      @reedtheracco0n Год назад +50

      ​@@N0va_FrIM DYING HELP

  • @ReservedGeo
    @ReservedGeo 2 года назад +5803

    Synopsis of this story: Bird Girl gets sauced up by her English teacher with "Immaculate Rizz"

  • @Johnnydt
    @Johnnydt 2 года назад +5008

    "this isn't lust, it's worse. It's a barbaric need to own and to destroy. This is madness!"
    "This is Sparta!"

  • @unstableratdog4179
    @unstableratdog4179 Год назад +378

    it’s actually so funny that the book makes this big deal of corvina hearing voices but not having schizophrenia but the final twist is yeah, we were wrong she just has schizophrenia, sorry my bad

    • @Muhsinhuda219
      @Muhsinhuda219 9 месяцев назад +28

      Lowk, that's not even a bad plot twist in it of itself and could be a pretty good book for schizophrenia had the author used that and was half good at her job

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 7 месяцев назад +23

      Could have been a great Aesop on how untreated mental disorders are NOT hot and you should get help, but it wouldn't be in the series if it was, now would it.

  • @goodguyamr6996
    @goodguyamr6996 Год назад +5492

    27:07 "I don't give a flying fuck if you have schizophrenia, now get on all fours" such an amazing man, wow

    • @KOMMIERAKO
      @KOMMIERAKO Год назад +618

      "I don't give a flying fuck" 💀💀

    • @cheses.
      @cheses. Год назад +98

      *jumping

    • @deliciouskromer4578
      @deliciouskromer4578 Год назад +1

      @@KOMMIERAKOBy telling her to get on all fours, he really doesn’t want a flying fuck😂

    • @sobinchoi
      @sobinchoi Год назад +15

      ​@@KOMMIERAKO🙃🙃🙃😂😂😂

    • @Kadev011
      @Kadev011 Год назад +310

      IKR, WHAT AN ALPHA MALE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😖😖😖😖
      (Okay but srsly what the fuck is that 💀)

  • @starchaser777
    @starchaser777 2 года назад +6789

    i love how they're talking in such melodramatic way and out of sudden they go like
    "no panties?"
    "i don't like underwear"

    • @solemnrequiem
      @solemnrequiem 2 года назад +241

      LMFAAAAOAOAOAAOOOO

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 2 года назад +260

      Honestly that's how Trevor Belmont from Castlevania would talk.

    • @barryallen2240
      @barryallen2240 2 года назад +70

      @@blacktigerpaw1 yeah, but he's not exactly the most serious

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 2 года назад +124

      @@barryallen2240 True, but certain bad dialogue can be great dialogue is a different character speaks it.

    • @ranchustars3050
      @ranchustars3050 2 года назад +84

      sounds like it would come from a smut comedy.

  • @KateeAngel
    @KateeAngel Год назад +4650

    Yeah, the author wanted main male character to be "dark mysterious dangerous" type, but ended up with a common asshole

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 Год назад +5

      More like the common r*pist
      Ok maybe that's not the right word, I haven't read the book but Corvina doesn't seem to be communicating clear consent, so mr. Professor is still on a very blurry spot.

    • @KateeAngel
      @KateeAngel Год назад +2

      @@gnas1897 a-hole which is also borderline r*pist

    • @lucasmiller877
      @lucasmiller877 Год назад +19

      😂

    • @chillycoldchomper9389
      @chillycoldchomper9389 Год назад +11

      Okayyyy

    • @NikitaClayton-qn7ge
      @NikitaClayton-qn7ge 10 месяцев назад +7

      💀😂

  • @josephsshitpostemporium4325
    @josephsshitpostemporium4325 10 месяцев назад +60

    The most infuriating part of this book is how the author keeps using big words to sound smart but completely misuses them every fucking time

  • @mistemetelaire8987
    @mistemetelaire8987 2 года назад +6901

    The teacher calls their relationship madness so often that I was half expecting him to be a piece of her imagination, and the whole ordeal is her loosing her mind

  • @LordDawnWreaver
    @LordDawnWreaver Год назад +3888

    "She is special" proceeds to describe generic copy and paste emo girl.

    • @dogouchu4356
      @dogouchu4356 Год назад +177

      Just like other girls, so different

    • @_sleazy_c
      @_sleazy_c Год назад +232

      she is NOT emo don't you dare disrespect the constant slay and swag of emo girls. Corvina is just a straight girl that thinks listening to Hozier makes her better than other people

    • @TheotherKirby
      @TheotherKirby Год назад +36

      She's so quirky and different 😍

    • @ereh31
      @ereh31 Год назад +58

      do not offend the emos like that

    • @ereh31
      @ereh31 Год назад +74

      ​@@_sleazy_cleave hozier out of this pLEASE😭

  • @Ariel_is_a_dreamer
    @Ariel_is_a_dreamer 2 года назад +6349

    At least it's a uni teacher and not a highschool teacher, I'll at least give them that

    • @maimtubeTV
      @maimtubeTV 2 года назад +1591

      the bar is in hell

    • @MenacetoSociety28
      @MenacetoSociety28 2 года назад +848

      Tbh I commend the author for making the MC in her twenties, unlike anything else I've seen with MC just turning eighteen or something, gross

    • @strawberry_silk3364
      @strawberry_silk3364 2 года назад +361

      He ain't six feet apart, and the bar is six feet under.

    • @idontknowanymore7122
      @idontknowanymore7122 2 года назад +30

      @@maimtubeTV FR

    • @dorothydumang3735
      @dorothydumang3735 2 года назад +62

      One thing I'm grateful about for this novel

  • @pointofinterest9084
    @pointofinterest9084 3 месяца назад +34

    8:28 I misheard that he came in with "diarrhea in his hand", which is clearly fitting for this kind of book

  • @magic8girl
    @magic8girl 2 года назад +5283

    For the love of god. JUST NAME HER RAVEN.

    • @idk6019
      @idk6019 2 года назад +789

      no they wanna be edgy and different 😼

    • @user-nb5jo2xi1g
      @user-nb5jo2xi1g 2 года назад +59

      @@idk6019 For real tho

    • @BlueJay_125
      @BlueJay_125 2 года назад +647

      Alternative name: name her ebony dark'ness dementia raven way

    • @jackbubblegum
      @jackbubblegum 2 года назад +193

      @@BlueJay_125 her ebony hair is how she got her name

    • @captainofthelemonwipes4160
      @captainofthelemonwipes4160 2 года назад +109

      Bony fish go brrrrrr

  • @lunaxion8641
    @lunaxion8641 Год назад +9004

    If a book has a "song list," its entered fanfiction territory.

    • @aloishba
      @aloishba Год назад +332

      hey now...leave my happy little lynn painter books alone 😭

    • @arentyougladimnotabot
      @arentyougladimnotabot Год назад +502

      I think there's anything wrong if a book is "fanfic-y" as long as it's written well

    • @heyhorinshi
      @heyhorinshi Год назад +41

      Huhun Penelope Douglas is gaggin

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 Год назад +184

      Yeah, god forbid people cultivate a mood for their story. Soooo amateur to listen to music.
      Shaming people isn't cute. You are not any better than other writers because you don't like listening to music. Not every person is you. You call yourselves writers yet you are willing to diminish the accomplishments of your peers because you don't like their methods? Sounds like mean girl behavior to me.

    • @destroyerinazuma96
      @destroyerinazuma96 Год назад +31

      Or fan translators maybe. The guy who TLed "The girl who ate death" had a small playlist he shared.

  • @24studiosbrm
    @24studiosbrm 2 года назад +5248

    _An unusual girl. An enigmatic man. An ancient castle. What could go wrong?_

    • @hykhdl
      @hykhdl 2 года назад +379

      everything

    • @nope9754
      @nope9754 2 года назад +477

      _everything, my friend._

    • @nattyism
      @nattyism 2 года назад +61

      how do you do that

    • @kristinepinlac2796
      @kristinepinlac2796 2 года назад +179

      @@nattyism just put an underscore _ at the start and end of a word or sentence. _Hello, my friend_

    • @nattyism
      @nattyism 2 года назад +217

      @@kristinepinlac2796 _thank you fellow traveler_

  • @mythomagicc
    @mythomagicc Год назад +178

    As an aspiring author, this book makes me feel incredible about myself

    • @mythomagicc
      @mythomagicc Год назад +4

      @@Screechclawthrone i can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not 😭

    • @Butterfly_Az
      @Butterfly_Az 7 месяцев назад +5

      Achievement: self-control unlocked

    • @daisymae6
      @daisymae6 6 месяцев назад +11

      Same. I see books like this getting popular and I’m like huh maybe my story idea isn’t as bad as I thought

    • @mythomagicc
      @mythomagicc 6 месяцев назад

      @@daisymae6 real. like, i have a chance!! 😛

  • @aimeebrooks4303
    @aimeebrooks4303 2 года назад +6845

    This entire book is literally the one scene in Twilight where Bella and Edward are in the woods and Bella says: "I know what you are"- and Edward goes "Say it-"
    "Vampire."
    and bam that is the ENTIRE book. That is this book. It's that scene. Dragged out.

    • @jaginaiaelectrizs6341
      @jaginaiaelectrizs6341 2 года назад +209

      Me, suddenly, just trying to remember if that scene in Twilight even went the same way in the books as it did in the movie-thanks. 😅😅 🤣

    • @3choblast3r4
      @3choblast3r4 2 года назад +173

      Bro I never read twilight and I burst out laughing like a maniac.

    • @lionmuesli4321
      @lionmuesli4321 2 года назад +96

      This comment needs to be in a goodreads review. I can't stop maniacally laughing at this

    • @ivabanovic6203
      @ivabanovic6203 2 года назад +95

      @@jaginaiaelectrizs6341 It wasnt as nearly dramatic in the books. She figured it out in the car but was just like ,,I dont care." Hahahah absolute gold

    • @jaginaiaelectrizs6341
      @jaginaiaelectrizs6341 2 года назад +9

      @@ivabanovic6203 Thank you for confirming; That's what I thought. 😅🤭😁😊 LOLL ^--^

  • @iaminconstantpain9524
    @iaminconstantpain9524 Год назад +6521

    Imagine Nietzsche or Poe coming back from the dead to see their quotes being used in books like these 💀

    • @dhuh6760
      @dhuh6760 Год назад +684

      Poe would go drink, Nietzsche would have a manic episode. Funnily enough, Poe would have the more Nietzschian response than Nietzsche.

    • @MooneyBabbler
      @MooneyBabbler Год назад +227

      Considering he married his 13 year old cousin, I’d imagine Poe would probably approve tbh

    • @egggge4752
      @egggge4752 Год назад +203

      Nietzsche: "Typical woman L"

    • @KOMMIERAKO
      @KOMMIERAKO Год назад +55

      Poor guy, Luckily Sun tzu is not in here, I'll thrown hand if he is.

    • @Llh.811
      @Llh.811 Год назад +255

      ​​@@MooneyBabbler Actually not, it's very probably that he married her to save her from an actual predator. And btw, he called her "sissy" 'cause he loved her like his little sister. (That nickname it's actually confirmed, he did call her that, and maybe they didn't even sleep in the same room, it's a very probably thing too)
      No hate! I just love his works and I've investigated his life, there is a lot of misinformation around him and I like to explain this things. Have a great day

  • @hades8070
    @hades8070 2 года назад +6198

    Poorly written romance books challenge: stop making every wholesome or simply normal interaction sexual

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 2 года назад +348

      We need this as a challenge for most webtoon romance artists/writers

    • @Haze-xr9rc
      @Haze-xr9rc 2 года назад +190

      freud's ghost becomes stronger every time that happens

    • @paulogaspar8295
      @paulogaspar8295 2 года назад +18

      why? this books always sell like crazy. girls love this.

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 2 года назад

      @@paulogaspar8295 I would bet money that anyone who enjoys this novel is a teenage cheerleader or any other type of ditzy popular girl. Because no sane girl would ever like this shit.
      Romance novels are catered towards teenage girls or young women, but the ones who have an actual brain would never like something so disturbing. I don’t ever even read romance, I mostly read horror/suspense novels anyways.

    • @loxmotik
      @loxmotik 2 года назад

      @@paulogaspar8295 what girls? your mom?

  • @vampyfromouterspace
    @vampyfromouterspace Месяц назад +21

    5:30 in italian raven from teen titans is named corvina (literally "little female crow"), so it really means crow

  • @DollfaceLizkah
    @DollfaceLizkah 2 года назад +6042

    Any time a guy doesn't ask and enters you painfully, refusing to slow down. That is r*pe. And I'm tired of this scenario being played as a first time sex thing. No its sexual assault and it's disgusting

    • @TheGinaChan
      @TheGinaChan Год назад +1073

      Literally! Why do these books make it seem like that's what women want?? No consent + pain is not some harmless, universal wish/goal

    • @ddomenicoeeziommancini
      @ddomenicoeeziommancini Год назад +180

      Preach

    • @hitto8863
      @hitto8863 Год назад

      More i see american women and today women more in disgusted by dis meetoo feminist Shit
      WTF Is "enters painfully " or "refuse to slow down" have to do whit rxpe if u had giver yo consent? I could get if while doing sex the women continue to Say to stop or not do that way but the way ya'll Say whats rape Is for ya'll makes me (and every non castrated men ) being creeped out and scared by you

    • @yasmineh.1333
      @yasmineh.1333 Год назад +742

      I especially despise when people justify it as a fetish thing. If your book is about your rape fetish, be upfront about it in your writing. Don't make it sound like it's like, that normal first time experience people have. It really ain't.
      And it ESPECIALLY should be made clesr in marketing somehow.

    • @GreySeashell-j3m
      @GreySeashell-j3m Год назад +305

      I've read more awkward and sweet first times that are hotter than these ones

  • @themostyummyyummers
    @themostyummyyummers Год назад +2354

    ah yes "she breathed through her mouth" probably the most normal line in the whole book

    • @buzzfeedhater
      @buzzfeedhater Год назад +84

      ✨ _Le sleep apnea_ ✨

    • @Ke0h298
      @Ke0h298 Год назад +156

      she's a fish after all

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 Год назад +36

      That's how you know she's special and not like the other girls, who breathe through their noses (and ears). She probably blinks with her eyelids and walks using her feet as well. 😍

    • @TwistedTeaRex
      @TwistedTeaRex 10 месяцев назад +5

      Now I'm just imagining that chick from the Twilight movies as Corvina, because she never closed her mouth once through all seven films.

  • @_echointhevoid_
    @_echointhevoid_ 2 года назад +3975

    ""the end, for now" that sounds like a threat" lmao you're killing me

  • @runesolis
    @runesolis 10 месяцев назад +49

    "what in the ebony darkness dementia raven way" LMFAOOOO I DIED

  • @stell2081
    @stell2081 2 года назад +3935

    tiktok has ruined peoples perceptions of what good writing is

    • @Ash-wf6me
      @Ash-wf6me 2 года назад +30

      I'm lowkey scared of the booktok community because I hear from vids reacting to the books that they recommend that theyre alot like this one and then I also saw a smut creator talking about how she had all of her book covers color coded based on what kind it was and made a whole set where the books are just one solid color to make it descret?? Idk it weirds me out

    • @egg1556
      @egg1556 2 года назад +148

      lol I remember when people said the same about tumblr a decade ago

    • @antoniofalchi5570
      @antoniofalchi5570 2 года назад +227

      I hate these super fancy, completely meaningless and often outright wrong descriptions. They're exactly what a 5th grader thinks good writing is. Also, they never fit the tone of the rest of the book, they feel so forced

    • @datmelonblob
      @datmelonblob 2 года назад +11

      m yes. i looked up the book on goodreads and somehow it has decent rating compared to some of my favorite books (whos author are like some of the most famous).

    • @kaisetic3150
      @kaisetic3150 2 года назад

      ur so pretentious

  • @theplaguedoctor142
    @theplaguedoctor142 2 года назад +5517

    It would be hilarious if in the scene where she says “actually it’s raven” she instead replied “actually it’s the bony fish”

    • @_sammi_6046
      @_sammi_6046 Год назад +221

      I literally choked when it showed that Corvina meant a type of bony fish 😭
      But yeah I agree lol

    • @CherryBlossom-yn7oq
      @CherryBlossom-yn7oq Год назад

      Ahh this had no right to make me laugh so fckn much . Fck me.

    • @nowknowthis
      @nowknowthis Год назад +174

      A dark academia parody novel would be funny

    • @monniemai1592
      @monniemai1592 Год назад +103

      ​@@nowknowthis In a way, that could actually fit into that criteria of dark academia where it critiques the elitism. Maybe it wouldn't be as dark or serious, but hey, humour and parody can be used to critique.

    • @j3ssthealien283
      @j3ssthealien283 Год назад +1

      I would love to have just one person in the book just say "Actually Ravens and crows are both from the same family, corvidae, you dumb fuck"

  • @simin7140
    @simin7140 2 года назад +4527

    imagine if she was hallucinating him the entire time and in reality he had no interest in her whatsoever

    • @AliCote_ii
      @AliCote_ii 2 года назад +469

      I just LOVE stories Where the Main character is a student in love with a teacher and they SWEAR the teacher loves them too, but it was just their imagination all along and the teacher turns out to be more like a parental figure, with a loving wife/husband and was just being a Nice teacher with the Protagonist.

    • @JasminL222
      @JasminL222 2 года назад +55

      @@AliCote_ii please recommend me some of these bookd

    • @veesstories8323
      @veesstories8323 2 года назад +48

      That would be an interesting plot

    • @user-nb5jo2xi1g
      @user-nb5jo2xi1g 2 года назад +26

      That'll be better

    • @AliCote_ii
      @AliCote_ii 2 года назад +35

      @@JasminL222 Srry i couldn't find the fic, it's been a while and I can't remember correctly the name, if i find another with the same dynamic i'll let you know.

  • @ezool18
    @ezool18 Год назад +59

    as you were introducing the book and it's premise i thought "huh, this Vad Deverell physical description reminds me of Divus Crewel from hit mobile game Disney Twisted Wonderland...and a book with a bunch of crow motifs, just like the setting of twisted wonderland...a college that's held in a gothic castle, on a mountain, just like...........twisted...wonderland...."
    if there's ever a moment i hoped im just projecting, this would be it. bc if i swear i connected some forbidden dots i might just ask "jade" to end me.

  • @justme4416
    @justme4416 Год назад +9609

    Any romance book with the words “Possessed”, “claimed” or “owned”: 🚩🚩🚩

    • @Gamerbunnysolo
      @Gamerbunnysolo Год назад +521

      Thank you , I swear so many ppl just act like that’s normal 😭

    • @genevievec.8002
      @genevievec.8002 Год назад +600

      "captive" is also a big risk.

    • @Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up._Hi
      @Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up._Hi Год назад +477

      Well, the word "Possessed" can still refer to being possessed by a ghost if the book is apart of the horror and romantic genre.

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 Год назад +447

      @@Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up._Hi "He possessed my body, I was his. And he wanted to try eating for the first time in 100 years"

    • @justme4416
      @justme4416 Год назад +203

      @@Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up._Hi Fair enough. I’ll accept that way of using posessed😂

  • @flowersforyouu
    @flowersforyouu Год назад +7254

    I’m actually so surprised every chapter doesn’t end with
    ‘A/N: *chucks 10k at you and runs* AHHH OH EM GEE GUYS 100 READS?? You guys are the best sorry I couldn’t update for a few days my mom recently got arrested for armed robbery ㅠㅠ but anyways I love and appreciate you all so so much ^w^’

    • @ProfoundMentalRetardation3
      @ProfoundMentalRetardation3 Год назад

      dgdhfgd7fteu%^&&%&%&%$&#&JGtfgjgjfkjgnjbn

    • @ST4RG1R7GF.
      @ST4RG1R7GF. Год назад +762

      this A/N gives off heavy AO3 vibes 💀

    • @flowersforyouu
      @flowersforyouu Год назад +254

      @@ST4RG1R7GF. got my inspo off it 💀🙏🏽

    • @km_wm
      @km_wm Год назад +626

      ​@@ST4RG1R7GF. wdym? These clearly are vibes from Wattpad, XD ao3 has it too but Wattpad gets the trophy in dramatics A/N

    • @mayorkoopbob
      @mayorkoopbob Год назад +470

      @@km_wm bc people on ao3 are getting married or giving birth or having their beta readers get sent to a mental institute so they have to print out and mail their fics for them to beta read or getting crippled after a car accident or having a manslaughter case they were accused of finally being dropped. and then they apologise for slow updates/not being able to update

  • @ultraviolet.x
    @ultraviolet.x Год назад +4206

    alternate title: 38 minutes of leonie trying to call this book horrible without kink shaming

    • @chilling_koala
      @chilling_koala Год назад +379

      I'm disgusted that '''kink shaming''''' is truly a word now, considering how disgusting things people glorified by calling it kinky

    • @ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028
      @ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 Год назад +71

      ​@@chilling_koalabold words for someone whose existence can be summed up as "the kinkiest way to experience social masochism"

    • @chilling_koala
      @chilling_koala Год назад +191

      @@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 what the hell

    • @waffles658
      @waffles658 Год назад +51

      @@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028
      Eh?

    • @Urmumheh
      @Urmumheh Год назад +1

      ​@@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 bro....

  • @remiiboy9363
    @remiiboy9363 Год назад +17

    The descriptions of her outfits are really identical to the ones in my immortal, im shocked as to how this has gotten so many positive reviews. Great video!

  • @knz730
    @knz730 2 года назад +3487

    Omg. The character being accidentally named after a fish when the author intended some pretty feminized version of raven has such 'My Immortal except not a joke the author actually thought it was deep' energy.

    • @totallywireddd
      @totallywireddd 2 года назад +182

      This gave me “My Immortal but not ironic” vibes sooo hard lol Corvina describing herself 😂😂

    • @the3cookies256
      @the3cookies256 2 года назад +86

      "Corvina" is actually Italian for "raven" - the adjective though, not the noun, so it's still a big fail on the author's part

    • @_Daemon_Sultan_
      @_Daemon_Sultan_ 2 года назад +64

      Corvina Darkness Dementia Raven Clem

    • @the3cookies256
      @the3cookies256 2 года назад +61

      @@pomelo9518 "raven" as an adjective means glossy black (for example "raven hair")

    • @IllveArgentism
      @IllveArgentism 2 года назад +3

      _i actually laughed so fucjing hard at that part_

  • @mushroom_thing7927
    @mushroom_thing7927 2 года назад +7260

    Imagine actually writing "Magic eyes Magic P*ssy" into your book and then proof reading it and still keeping it in like bro wtf, I dead 💀

    • @rachels6808
      @rachels6808 2 года назад +318

      That was the author's best line, of course it had to be kept in! X-D

    • @rottznov4861
      @rottznov4861 2 года назад +335

      I honestly don't think it was even proof read...

    • @Rainpub
      @Rainpub 2 года назад

      Magic butt

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 2 года назад +95

      You think they proof read it??

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Год назад +27

      I would keep it! But that's cuz one of my characters does not take herself seriously.
      Its fitting

  • @Stuckinthebooks
    @Stuckinthebooks 2 года назад +2283

    It’s a rule to not date the students (as it is everywhere), student died due to student teacher relationship, and everyone knows he is known for sleeping with students….and he still has a job.

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 2 года назад +168

      Man, seniority must go far in that universe.

    • @magnus2643
      @magnus2643 2 года назад +63

      Honestly yep sounds right to me

    • @leowilke7786
      @leowilke7786 2 года назад +38

      the only realistic part in all of the novel

    • @josephjarosch8739
      @josephjarosch8739 2 года назад +18

      Actually pretty accurate.

    • @yann13zoic
      @yann13zoic 8 месяцев назад +1

      They can't fire him because he owns the whole damn university

  • @mmtoss6530
    @mmtoss6530 10 месяцев назад +82

    “Battering ram trying to split her open” 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @cloaker2829
      @cloaker2829 6 месяцев назад

      "Magic eyes magic pussy"
      Bruh who writes this shit?

  • @LooneyLei
    @LooneyLei 2 года назад +1904

    “The silver eyed demon” sounds like a Yugioh card

    • @ploonette222
      @ploonette222 2 года назад +39

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @blackrosejinx5563
      @blackrosejinx5563 2 года назад +109

      “GO! BLUE EYED WHITE DRAGON!”

    • @dw1n3
      @dw1n3 2 года назад +23

      Or magic: the gathering. Pot of greed v2?

    • @arkkon2740
      @arkkon2740 2 года назад +22

      Silver eyed demon
      Blue eyes white dragon
      Violet eyes mary sue 💀

    • @warumbinichda7350
      @warumbinichda7350 2 года назад +1

      @@arkkon2740 ☠️

  • @maddierdavis
    @maddierdavis 2 года назад +4111

    There’s one line in this book, where the narrator is talking about the “mean girl” character. She says something along the lines of “this girl was SA’d so now she’s super mean to everyone for no reason.” As an SA survivor, I found this super harmful and frankly, a horrible thing to say.

    • @pikaqte5418
      @pikaqte5418 Год назад +704

      Oh god I hate those kinds of reasons. There's "yeah she went through a traumatic experience so she's still having trouble processing and she lashes out after her *understandably* horrifying experience"
      And then
      "Ha ha trauma makes her a bitch, that's it the end."

    • @maddierdavis
      @maddierdavis Год назад +219

      @@pikaqte5418 oh yeah, that’s basically what was said. It’s a disgusting book.

    • @yasiegonlastie5483
      @yasiegonlastie5483 Год назад +136

      I am so sorry you had to go through such a thing, your pain and tramua does not deserve to be mocked you. You are human, flesh and blood!! I wish people would understand that more but you’re not alone though! You’ll be okay with the strength you still carry for being alive! ^^ (I’m sorry if that doesn’t make sense..)

    • @maddierdavis
      @maddierdavis Год назад +72

      @@yasiegonlastie5483 thank you for your kind words💗 It does make sense, no worries

    • @yasiegonlastie5483
      @yasiegonlastie5483 Год назад +39

      @@maddierdavis I’m glad if it helped even for a little bit! You’re strong! You’ll get through it all!! >:DDD I’m happy to help!

  • @Jose-jh4xb
    @Jose-jh4xb 2 года назад +2843

    "as his finger began to circle her nether lips" immediately sent me to the shadow realm,, like how do you recover from that

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 2 года назад +249

      I cringed so hard

    • @user-nb5jo2xi1g
      @user-nb5jo2xi1g 2 года назад +125

      @@sadrabbit53 imagine how much the people who read that had to cringe 💀 I feel bad for them
      Unless they're into that-

    • @SofieLoaf
      @SofieLoaf 2 года назад +60

      I got whiplash just reading this💀

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 2 года назад +31

      @@user-nb5jo2xi1g why would anyone be into that 💀

    • @WazzupZowororo
      @WazzupZowororo 2 года назад +62

      The author really went wild and thought that the readers would think this _book_ is "Oh this is f**king hot, I feel my b*tt tingling" and also yandere 🥵🥴

  • @Swoozman
    @Swoozman 10 месяцев назад +30

    I work in a library. A co-worker told me about how beautiful the illustrations in the new book they picked up were and said she’d bring it in to show me.
    Then she dropped that it was a “dark academia romance” book.
    I was like, surely not. It couldnt be. Not this. Not Gothikana. But I just nodded and hoped for the best
    Today she brought it in. It was Gothikana. Oof. Well, I hope she has a good time.

    • @OlivineCricklin
      @OlivineCricklin 6 месяцев назад

      oh my goodness. I feel bad for her :"(

  • @lizziejackson2529
    @lizziejackson2529 2 года назад +3585

    the fact that there's a playlist has immediately clued me in that this is gonna be a clusterfuck of cringe

    • @mmmahh9056
      @mmmahh9056 2 года назад +124

      I have never seen anything like it before

    • @lastseenontuesday6040
      @lastseenontuesday6040 2 года назад +331

      wattpad type of cringe i swear lol

    • @ploonette222
      @ploonette222 2 года назад +483

      YES. I only usually see playlists on Wattpad but I don't think too much of them BUT AN ACTUAL BOOK?!?! Not to mention the Pinterest Pictures at the end.

    • @RinLockhart
      @RinLockhart 2 года назад +9

      Someone said that was okay...

    • @lizziejackson2529
      @lizziejackson2529 2 года назад +153

      @@ploonette222 yeah, Wattpad is just different that way, idk😂 I don’t mind when I see them on there because it kinda fits but a REAL book??? I agree, it’s so fucking weird💀

  • @millierock9177
    @millierock9177 2 года назад +4152

    "the last student he dated" IM SORRY HUH! ITS GIVING EZRA FITZ LIKE BRUHHH

    • @KDsage123
      @KDsage123 2 года назад +106

      Oh, God, yes! Fucking Ezra!

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 2 года назад +103

      #EzraforJail

    • @addisonfaith4749
      @addisonfaith4749 2 года назад +176

      Whoop whoop that’s the sound of the police

    • @---cr1yd
      @---cr1yd 2 года назад +44

      The way I stumbled across this comment after , I just finished s4 of Pretty Little Liars 💀

    • @yunorezzy
      @yunorezzy 2 года назад +32

      JAIL FOR EZRA PETITION 📖

  • @angelgirl976
    @angelgirl976 2 года назад +4782

    "Expunge this madness from her flesh" sounds like when I neglect my skincare routine for a few weeks during a depressive episode.

    • @kabeeradil138
      @kabeeradil138 2 года назад +228

      Sounds like a line out of Bloodborne when you put a werewolf down or something 🗿

    • @paperart0
      @paperart0 2 года назад +75

      @@kabeeradil138 nightmare SLAIN

    • @efflorescentcrystal
      @efflorescentcrystal 2 года назад +48

      The way I relate to this on a whole other level 😭✋

    • @starlight1691
      @starlight1691 2 года назад +23

      This was the first time I've ever heard of the word expunge and I cringed internally at that sentence it was awful 😭

    • @Kat_ko_02
      @Kat_ko_02 2 года назад +8

      I know I'd be going to Hell if I laughed at this, but here we are.

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 10 месяцев назад +24

    “‘don’t call me sir,’ he commanded” is an incredibly funny line

  • @Coffee-Knight
    @Coffee-Knight Год назад +4192

    The fact that in my mother tounge, "Kana" means blind. Makes perfect sense as to how she ignores all red flags ☠️☠️

    • @tasmou
      @tasmou Год назад +128

      mine too ahaha, im bengali

    • @hofficalz
      @hofficalz Год назад +204

      It means chicken in Finnish :D

    • @YouW1llNeverKnow
      @YouW1llNeverKnow Год назад +115

      Both meanings are incredibly accurate, it seems.

    • @anamikakana9633
      @anamikakana9633 Год назад +36

      Kana is my last name 😭😭

    • @iceypoppyy
      @iceypoppyy Год назад +51

      It means “dear” in my language like “hello dear!”

  • @aceinspaces
    @aceinspaces 2 года назад +3868

    Since the corvidae family of birds contains not only crows and ravens, the teacher would have been technically equally correct to call her a blue jay. Although I suppose that isn't as Dark Academia

    • @annikania2682
      @annikania2682 2 года назад +351

      Wait, I’d like to make an argument that this would have been more dark academia, because it would need some knowledge on birds and biological naming conventions. It would make you as the reader think, and not be as cliche as the raven thing, which sounds like trying too hard/fanfiction-like.
      It’s not as „steamy romance novel set in „dark academia aesthetic“ setting must read oh so *hoooot*“, tho, for sure.

    • @colt9836
      @colt9836 2 года назад +138

      @@annikania2682 Yeah, cause, forgive my ignorance, isn't "Dark Academia" about, yk, LEARNING?
      Knowledge but you have black nail polish?
      Education but somehow it's always raining?

    • @mop2420
      @mop2420 2 года назад +3

      Which I think is hilarious, because bluejays are aggressive little shits and bully other birds. If our protagonist was named after one of the assholes of the bird world I’d immediately find her way more compelling.

    • @luci_datum
      @luci_datum 2 года назад +88

      @@colt9836 Learning but if you're caught in the halls after 9 am you'll have to live out the remainder of the day washing the black ceramic toilets with a toothbrush or whatever

    • @tortillaflavoured1828
      @tortillaflavoured1828 2 года назад +40

      THEY COULD JUST NAME HER RAVEN???
      I mean teen titans did it.

  • @AwakeAche
    @AwakeAche 2 года назад +2004

    Imagine being the tree that was cut down to make the pages of this book.

    • @tiny_giant3034
      @tiny_giant3034 2 года назад +185

      I mourn for the tree bro

    • @user89389
      @user89389 2 года назад +115

      Addon: Imagine being the birds and insects that lived in/on that tree and got "evicted", all for their old home to become the new home of lines such as "magic eyes, magic " or "I am a mad pirate trying to resist landing on your shores and plundering everything"

    • @samosaa.
      @samosaa. 2 года назад +50

      @@user89389 I would feel violated.

    • @k3n972
      @k3n972 2 года назад +10

      Rip dear tree

    • @bloodbabe.2226
      @bloodbabe.2226 2 года назад +8

      @@samosaa. I feel violated having to read that

  • @piathekitty
    @piathekitty 9 месяцев назад +61

    this would have made numbers on wattpad

  • @ZDragonimated
    @ZDragonimated 2 года назад +6312

    i once read a snape x reader fanfic as a joke and tbh their chemistry was still better than this

    • @bangbangbro
      @bangbangbro 2 года назад +183

      PFFTTTT

    • @veenu_1853
      @veenu_1853 2 года назад +423

      Based. Alan Rickman is handsome af.

    • @fromoctober
      @fromoctober 2 года назад +33

      BAHA

    • @MarieAndHerDogs
      @MarieAndHerDogs 2 года назад +295

      Don’t be shy share the link.

    • @aino-kaisav5504
      @aino-kaisav5504 2 года назад +226

      I have read plenty of x reader fics that have better chemistry than in this book.

  • @magnoliaaagh
    @magnoliaaagh Год назад +2538

    love descriptions like "brown lipstick on her mouth" as if there's a chance it could be elsewhere

    • @PandaPandaas
      @PandaPandaas Год назад +500

      “Brown lipstick on her fungus-infested toes”

    • @WayToVibe
      @WayToVibe Год назад +336

      @@PandaPandaas "From her fungus-infested toes, she produced brown lipstick."

    • @egggge4752
      @egggge4752 Год назад +23

      👀

    • @ghosty9966
      @ghosty9966 Год назад +78

      @@WayToVibe stoooop 💀

    • @Akai..
      @Akai.. Год назад +20

      This is gold, 😂

  • @miuthebimboinventor
    @miuthebimboinventor Год назад +6156

    No one could convince me that this isn't originally a snape x hermoine fanfic 💀💀💀😊

    • @slippy33
      @slippy33 Год назад +180

      LMAO

    • @ColorWheel87
      @ColorWheel87 Год назад +448

      Don’t even go there 😂😂😂😂

    • @red-cr9so
      @red-cr9so Год назад +166

      stop 😭

    • @cat-po8pq
      @cat-po8pq Год назад +378

      Nah that off brand Wednesday

    • @Wh0v1an
      @Wh0v1an Год назад +60

      DONT START LMAO

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Год назад +35

    19:29 I love that quick facial expression of discomfort/cringe before it cuts to the next part.

  • @AllisonMiller30
    @AllisonMiller30 2 года назад +3577

    Not to toot my own horn, but I was raised Mormon and I wrote better sex scenes than this even when I wrote my very first one that had a line like “they went until they finished,” of course they did, Allison.

    • @TheBookLeo
      @TheBookLeo  2 года назад +659

      lmao

    • @Wurmss
      @Wurmss 2 года назад +300

      NAhh 😭🙏 please share more I cant-
      effing dying rn this is so funny and for what.

    • @AllisonMiller30
      @AllisonMiller30 2 года назад

      @@Wurmss well in my Claudius and Tessa series, Claudius is looking at Tessa and then thinks “I should finger this girl in this theater.” Then pulls an Alanis Morrisette and goes down on her in this theater. You know, as you do.

    • @user-nb5jo2xi1g
      @user-nb5jo2xi1g 2 года назад +29

      Omg 😂

    • @Reiiven
      @Reiiven 2 года назад +260

      had to remind your readers they weren’t still doing it through the whole rest of the story

  • @ConnortheCanaanite
    @ConnortheCanaanite 2 года назад +2939

    You know when people say _”People today should read more books!”_ well, this isn’t what they meant.

    • @jasmyn1258
      @jasmyn1258 2 года назад +12

      Hahahaha

    • @justas423
      @justas423 Год назад +98

      The author needs to read more books to understand how to write a good romance novel and the reader needs to read more books to cleanse their eyes of the sin they have willingly witnessed

    • @KourttneyL
      @KourttneyL Год назад +4

      Yes it is. 😂

    • @shiva12000
      @shiva12000 Год назад +12

      Magic eyes, magic 🐱 ..... how romantic!

  • @sadplatypus7503
    @sadplatypus7503 Год назад +2734

    16:38 the whole siren/sailor/pirate monologue is 10 times funnier when you remember that corvina is a type of fish 😭😭

    • @yunorezzy
      @yunorezzy Год назад +87

      BRO THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 Год назад +11

      Lol

    • @rennayeah
      @rennayeah Год назад +61

      IT COULDVE BEEN SUCH A FUN INTENDED REFERENCE FROM THE WRITER;
      ie. this book makes me furious, even being a beginner author it's just so .. arrogant.

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 Год назад +16

      It's actually ironic because Corvina is meant to mean a type of bird but is actually a fish, whereas sirens were mythical creatures often misunderstood and represented as beautiful mermaids (half-fish women) but are in fact horrifying deceitful creatures that are half-bird, half-woman. So the unintentional insult comes back around in the end lol. 😂

    • @3belowFan
      @3belowFan Год назад

      WHEEEZEE 😂

  • @corvid.mellow
    @corvid.mellow 10 месяцев назад +140

    wait hang on sorry, as a forensics nerd, THAT'S NOT HOW DEAD BODIES WORK LMFAOOOO
    "she died two years ago and then was burned post mortem some time in the last two months, probably to make her harder to identify."
    bones. those are bones. that's not a corpse anymore, unless it's been carefully preserved or mummified, and considering the fact that it's in the woods, it seems highly unlikely that the body is just somehow mummified. also, it takes a LOT of effort to identify a body when there's just bones, especially if it's a partial skeleton. here we can assume that this is a full skeleton, and i have no idea how long of a gap there is between the discovery of the body and the identification, but like
    even if the pool of potential victims is incredibly small because these are school grounds and there's only a handful of people that go missing, if even that, it would take them for-fucking-ever to even THINK that the corpse belongs to someone that's still alive? jade wouldn't even be on the LIST for potential victims. ain't no way
    yes this is nitpicky but aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH it's just another example of how the author Doesn't Know How This Shit Works

    • @9yz132
      @9yz132 7 месяцев назад +4

      Hello!!! That's so interesting, I am also an aspiring forensics nerd like you! Please teach me your ways 🙏

    • @Nich3lla
      @Nich3lla 5 месяцев назад +2

      Im interested in forensics and law stuff too it’s so interesting and a good job (if you work for the law) because you’re such a big and important part to get those victims rüthe justice they deserve and honestly I’ve been wanting to get a forensic for years now

  • @mop2420
    @mop2420 Год назад +1573

    “Steer clear of me, little crow.”
    See now I wish this was a Choose-your-own-adventure where you could say “okay” and have Corvina drop the class within the first week and re-register for a different time slot with a different professor, ending the book early and getting the Good Ending.

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 2 года назад +2744

    The first time sounded pretty SA-ish ngl, she was like “this is my first time” and he just… Physically hurt her

    • @orxalowe
      @orxalowe 2 года назад +429

      yeah theres no way thats not abusive in some way. like, even if she enjoys it, a partner should NEVER say that they're a bad choice for a first time and do zero preparation. i dont like the teacher in this book and i dont like how he treats corvina sexually, but i hope he at least did aftercare. also she would definitely be bleeding at least a little after he just violently ripped through her hymen (unless she broke it earlier on in her life)

    • @lahalhalha
      @lahalhalha 2 года назад

      Even Christian Grey who “only fucks... made love” to her because it was her first time.

    • @melinasollner4004
      @melinasollner4004 2 года назад +107

      that was my first thought as well.
      also the wohle „you‘re mine“ thing makes me uncomfortable

    • @melinasollner4004
      @melinasollner4004 2 года назад +15

      that was my first thought as well.
      also the wohle „you‘re mine“ thing makes me feel uncomfortable

    • @pearluniverse7878
      @pearluniverse7878 2 года назад +72

      yeah gave me flashbacks of my first time, which was SA and wasn't fun at all. i cannot believe that ppl are reading that and thinking it's sexy or okay

  • @KorpsePaintKlown
    @KorpsePaintKlown Год назад +1592

    I can’t believe I’ve never gone over my family’s history of mental illness during foreplay, truly a missed opportunity

    • @tackk6529
      @tackk6529 Год назад +66

      Ikr I really should have gone over why I can’t pay attention and I have to take 3 pills very morning truly a regret

    • @abbbs26
      @abbbs26 Год назад +14

      i’m dying 😭🤣

    • @blackrosejinx5563
      @blackrosejinx5563 Год назад +137

      “My family has a very long history with alcoholism” I say, bringing the orgy to a grinding halt.

    • @realmcarthy
      @realmcarthy Год назад +111

      My tinder hookup: talk dirty to me baby
      Me: wanna see my autism meds?

    • @glassycreek3532
      @glassycreek3532 Год назад

      @@blackrosejinx5563 funny enough i been to a orgy where that was said. It kept going. Its hard to stop a orgy.

  • @MiaGonzalez-dy8ne
    @MiaGonzalez-dy8ne 6 месяцев назад +15

    I use “said” and use this thing I do when writing stories such as:
    *She walked across the hall with books in her hand pressed gently on her chest “Hey there” she turns around and beamed it was him-her best friend*
    Okay and this is how I make dialogue:
    *He looked her up and down “So why did you do that?” She didn’t know how to reply-how could she?,”I-….I well-“ she stammered,he shakes his head*
    How I make characters interrupted:
    *She had to tell him she just had to “Wait I-“ “-NO!-no excuses you SHOULDN’T have done that” she couldn’t say anything else not even utter a word….she messed up and “sorry” was just a word to him if it comes from her*
    You can say “said” that was an example of how I do it when I don’t want to use words like “whispers” and more or ”exclaimed” but I do use them BYE! 👋
    20:32 Why?….why such aggressive description?-I don’t like it why?,and this guy is one big ass red flag 🚩,love shouldn’t hurt why-why?!?!?-this MUST be abusive!!!!!.
    27:11 Too possessive can she get rid of him now?-he is one big red flag 🚩,my God

  • @nogod9552
    @nogod9552 Год назад +4930

    17:57 not wearing underwear while youre wearing a skirt is actually so nasty omg 💀💀💀

    • @Twiddle_things
      @Twiddle_things Год назад +658

      Nah bc even with stockings or some kinds of pants under my skirt I still feel nasty like dafuq 😭

    • @mimoogreat9510
      @mimoogreat9510 Год назад +443

      Ikr that fish is nasty lmap

    • @hwlo7891
      @hwlo7891 Год назад +385

      wearing accidentally ripped tights under a skirt terrifies me, how do you just. wear nothing under that-

    • @heidokij
      @heidokij Год назад +483

      @@hwlo7891please how can anyone wear nothing underneath a skirt without feeling anxiety???

    • @enilicht
      @enilicht Год назад +376

      FOR REAL😭😭I’m surprised she didn’t get a yeast infection or any type of nasty smell stuck on her after not doing that for like, more than half the book.

  • @StackerRox
    @StackerRox Год назад +2031

    coming back “negative” for schizophrenia like its a litmus test 💀

    • @brokengirlsrus
      @brokengirlsrus Год назад +55

      Bruh that's the part that got me 💀💀💀

    • @loonartms
      @loonartms Год назад +107

      no like she admitted herself to a mental hospital with no diagnosis like that's not how that works unless you're an active danger??

    • @sourdrop
      @sourdrop 11 месяцев назад +41

      She didn't get enough points to pass lmao

    • @levibee9451
      @levibee9451 10 месяцев назад +61

      Poor girl failed the mental hospital admissions test.

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 9 месяцев назад +22

      @@loonartmswho says she isn’t? If I was mental health professional I’d admit her after reading this novel

  • @Saphireraven13
    @Saphireraven13 Год назад +1874

    New drinking game: every time the word "Madness" is used in the book, we take a shot.
    (Edit: obviously a joke, don't die y'all)

  • @sleeping_average
    @sleeping_average 9 месяцев назад +51

    In italian we put -ina or -ino after a name to indicate that it is something little, or cute, for example "mano" wich means "hand" would be "manina" to indicate that it is a small hand. So to me "Corvina" is "a small crow" or "a small raven", and the "a" at the end is because it's a female, while Corvin-o would be a male. Maybe she took inspiration from that? Italian developed from latin so it could be possible

    • @hazelbellex
      @hazelbellex 5 месяцев назад +6

      late but I think it came from the Teen Titans Go character Raven, which is named Corvina in the Italian version. I may be wrong though!

  • @perpetualscreaming
    @perpetualscreaming 2 года назад +2452

    “You’re… You’re a demon?” She gasps. He looks at her incredulously.
    “I wasn’t exactly being subtle about it, sweetheart.”
    “But, how?”
    “I said I’m your madness. I meant that literally.”
    In all seriousness, I feel like this book could have been a lot better if the author gave the male lead any semblance of personality aside from “dominant, masculine, dark, broody sex object”

    • @Ash-wf6me
      @Ash-wf6me 2 года назад +238

      That line makes me think of like a shitty off brand of the show lucifer

    • @perpetualscreaming
      @perpetualscreaming 2 года назад +54

      @@Ash-wf6me As it should

    • @nonya.business
      @nonya.business 2 года назад +49

      @@Ash-wf6meI can never look at Lucifer the same way again… 💀

    • @hauthot287
      @hauthot287 Год назад +22

      Yk, I think it would’ve been leagues better if they gave him some emotions apart from dominant masculine dark broody sex object

    • @HakaIrischaa
      @HakaIrischaa Год назад

      @@hauthot287 fr, i understand it's not the first time this type of smut happens in books book like- the word choosing are so 😃

  • @bro.that.is.adorable.2633
    @bro.that.is.adorable.2633 2 года назад +2520

    I REALLY hate predatory relationships glamorized in books (happens in a lot of regular romance too??), but you made me laugh so much I could get through this horrible story

    • @Hooga89
      @Hooga89 2 года назад +52

      A lot of people say they hate stuff like this, but harlequin romances with the most cliché of masculine archetypes and sexual themes are still widely read by women nonetheless. If it really isn't something women like fantasizing about, there wouldn't be a market for it.

    • @kinrateia
      @kinrateia 2 года назад +185

      People liking doesn't make it not problematic. Media does not exist in a vacuum

    • @bro.that.is.adorable.2633
      @bro.that.is.adorable.2633 2 года назад +227

      @@kinrateia Exactly. It’s like Leonie says, the lack of consent from the protagonist and romanticization of a controlling man is what makes this kind of story dangerous, especially when he’s always blaming her for HIS attraction to her and his stupid “madness.” I don’t want to read stories like this at all but I know that some romance writers can depict how to have a sub/dom relationship that is healthy and consensual. GOTHIKA ain’t it

    • @nishthagupta1357
      @nishthagupta1357 2 года назад +8

      Exactly yes!!!!!

    • @libramoons
      @libramoons 2 года назад +106

      @@Hooga89 did you know that women are individuals and therefor have different opinions and likes and dislikes? the more you know!!!

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 Год назад +812

    Pro tip: anyone who says they’re bad for you and you should stay away from them is telling the truth. Stay the f*ck away from them.

  • @ВаряВетренная
    @ВаряВетренная Год назад +307

    I have an idea.
    At the end of the book we find out that it was written by Vad. So, even though it was written from the perspective of Corvina, in fact it is all just his experience, his point of view. And that makes me theorise that Corvina... Probably was not a character we saw her to be. She even could never exist.
    As far as I understood, he has a sister, who is pretty controlling. Or I even would say a bit crazy and possessive. She even thinks she has a right to kill some of people he loves. And maybe such a behaviour was really traumatic for him, so he got a bit insane. I think, there was a second he turned from just traumatised person to completely ruined - the death of his previous love. After that, everything that was happening, was not completely real.
    The first meeting of main characters happens at night, when Vad plays on piano. And maybe, that was never happened. Let me explain. Maybe, he saw Corvina at first some hours before this meeting, when she arrived at the school. However, she didn't notice him, being busy. But for him it didn't matter, because he fell in love with her from the first sigh. She was extremely beautiful for him, that was a real passion appeared in his heart. And even though they didn't even met each other Vad believed, that they should have a romance. Since that second he couldn't forget about this girl. This night, he was not even able to sleep, burning from a big desire to talk to her. And, spending a sleepless night alone with a piano, he maybe fell asleep and had a dream, or maybe had a hallucination that Corvina came to him. That was make no sence because it was deep night, but it happened in his head. And the reason Corvina immediately fell in love with him was that he wanted to imagine it that way.
    In common, what I am trying to say is that our main female character was indeed an ordinary student he fell in love. Because of traumatic experience in last relationship he was afraid to actually come up with her and become partners. So, he started to imagine it all, and the figure of Corvina in his mind was not the real girl. It just looked as his new student did, but, since he had no idea what personality she possessed, her character was made up by him as he wished it to be.
    Since that moment, let's keep it all in mind and look on situations in the book with new eyes. There are some things that I think, make sence in that case:
    1. Remember how everybody was saying main characters have big chemistry? Maybe, the reason to it was that Vad actually behaved very attached to Corvina, obviously liking her. That was a one-side love of his, and everybody probably noticed that.
    2. Do you remember the boy that was a reason for Vad's jealousy? Maybe, that was real Corvina's boyfriend. And the fact they are together made him even more possessive about the imagined Corvina.
    3. Oh, yes, the possessiveness. I guess, the reason he was like that was the fact, that she was his fantasy. It was a part of him, of his mind, and of course, he didn't want to lose part of his own soul. He was really afraid to lose their love cause of previous experience, and wished to claim, to control this girl completely. So that was not just possessiveness towards another person, but to the last love figure he had in his mind.
    4. Also, do you remember how they were in library, and she had no underneath? I guess, that is also because the scenary of them having hot time together was one of his fantasies, which were all perfect. Every piece of them was imagined as he wished that to be. And the reason sometimes Corvina behaves strange was just because he wanted it to be this way.
    5. In addition to that, what happened in the car was also his dream. The real Corvina asked him to deliver a letter, and he immediately started to imagine how they will have a ride together. Being in the middle of the rain, alone in the car, he sincerely wished to have her beside him.
    6. I think, there is a possibility, that real Corvina did actually have normal parents. The relationship of the female mc and her insane overprotective mother was just a mapping of Vad's and his sister's relationship. Mr Deverill probable needed a girl who is not just the object of his love, but also a person who can completely understand his pain. And the reason Corvina had such a strange mother is this - it was just a projection.
    7. Also, I believe that real Corvina had no mental problems. Imagining his love has the same problems hr has (like voices in his head) was nothing but an attempt to cope with his own madness.
    8. Also, a tiny, tiny detail that makes sence is that the name Corvina is not only connected with crows, but with a fish. Maybe, Vad didn't know about the second meaning, butin his mind the fact that he understands the sence of this word made him feel like he is really meant to our girl. And that is why he was calling her crow - he really liked that concept.
    Well... I hoped you enjoyed my theory😂. Maybe, you have something to add, would be interesting to hear it. Have a good day!

    • @auroralugo5932
      @auroralugo5932 Год назад +45

      Holy shit dude, this is amazing

    • @ВаряВетренная
      @ВаряВетренная Год назад

      @@auroralugo5932 that's not me, that's just the author being a genius😇
      I am joking. Thank you very very very very very much, I am so happy you like iiiiit🥹🥹🥹

    • @Unstoppable_Unicorn
      @Unstoppable_Unicorn Год назад +57

      Wooooah the way you explained this makes the book actually decent if it had been written better so that was easy to come across

    • @ВаряВетренная
      @ВаряВетренная Год назад +6

      @@Unstoppable_Unicorn glad to hear it! Ty😊

    • @p1kkuma
      @p1kkuma Год назад +9

      Your idea is so interesting! I love it!