The book sounds… very awkward… (so far… I haven’t finished watching… I’m finding it to cringe to continue… I’ll just leave the time that I left the video here 22:21 that’s the video time btw)
tbh, the wrong move isn't the teacher-student relationship, it's the fact people talk about it so loudly (in this book); even irl, if people know that a teacher and a student have a relationship, as long as it's legal and all, they would be more secretive and stuff, not go around and talk about it like chickens
That's probably one of the most realistic things about that book. I remember there was a teacher in my MIDDLE SCHOOL that was reported at least 10 times, only counting the people I knew that reported him. He had been teaching for at the very least 6 years and was still teaching the middle school while I was in highschool
Yeah, god forbid people cultivate a mood for their story. Soooo amateur to listen to music. Shaming people isn't cute. You are not any better than other writers because you don't like listening to music. Not every person is you. You call yourselves writers yet you are willing to diminish the accomplishments of your peers because you don't like their methods? Sounds like mean girl behavior to me.
"she breasted boobily down the stairs" Boy, did you write this yourself? Son, you're hired!! I'm looking for a ghostwriter for Mr. Trump's autobiography, and I want it on my desk by Monday. You'll be the next Herbert Hemingway, kid
perfect!...why don't we all just start calling them "boobily" novels? and then the description would be exactly what she said in the video: "fan-fictiony writting, poorly written smut scenes, mental health issues and romantization of abusive relationships". That would be perfect, right? And then we can finally have them be separate from regular books in any other genre, and life will finally make sense. Bc they're like 1% (maybe) of fiction books, but somehow have ended up with wayyyy too much media attention. It's not fair to expect them to be real books, and hold them to that standard. People expect them to have normal writting, spell checking, grammar, realistic characters, a plot, etc... and that's just not typical for Boobly books. We're holding them to a standard which is just unfair... clearly. It's like expecting Shakespeare from a bathroom wall.
"You wanna know who I am?" He asked her harshly. "I," slam. "Am," slam. "Madness!" He put a hand on the back of her neck and suddenly slammed her into a tree, and she yelped. When your scene reads like an episode of Incredible Hulk.
Alternate ending *Teacher falls to the ground and screams as MC slowly turns into a bony fish* *Deep ominous voice that booms throuout the trees* blub blob *the fish screams* *the students run away screaming, as the Fish makes it’s way to the lake waddling on the fins*
No I think in this book it would continue like this: Mr Vlad Drăculea Rouge (I forgot his name, but I think this will work aswell) glimpsed at her violet eye with a stripe of confusion but lust. He slightly brushed against her bald head with his strong dominant alpha thumb. When he took it down Parmigiana Reggiana (forgot her name too) looked deeply into his male orbs “ you don’t like me now, do you, do I disgust you?”. Additionally she hid her magenta coloured eye from him with her bear foot. “No” he answered directly but masculine with his deep male voice since he is a man “you don’t. You adore me. You drive me mad. This..” he pointed between him and me with his strong male muscular veiny hand “this is madness” he barked. “You are madness my little bony fish” he grinned with a erotic tension between him and my bear foot.
FOR REAL😭😭I’m surprised she didn’t get a yeast infection or any type of nasty smell stuck on her after not doing that for like, more than half the book.
An author being allergic to the word “said” is an immediate red flag for me. Characters shouldn’t be whispering and murmuring and purring all over the place
@@brophaner this, but also the purpose of dialogue tags is to help the reader keep track of who is saying what. “Said” is an invisible dialogue tag, meaning your brain just glosses over it, but all those elaborate synonyms are not, so it distracts from the dialogue.
@@SlavSquatter-jh4kl It got picked up by a publisher... and has an AI generated cover art. I saw it at Target last week. 🥲 It's TOR/Bramble Publishing.
Don't remember my 15 year old self of writing down a story about one dude saving the world from all sorts of "natural" catastrophes with just the power of his will, later turning into more of a Battle-Shonen Manga but written instead of drawn, while I should be asleep.
I know someone who wrote poetry when they had insomnia. They DID expect it to be weird upon re reading. Imho it's ok to cherry pick the odd nugget when you're writing in a sub optimal state, but there's no reason to keep it all. Not everyone is Kafka (Kafka wrote exclusively in late evening).
unrelated I recognize your pfp as a dadi freyr one! fun to see another fan in the wild, hope you have a great day, sorry to bring you back to this video if your notifications are on...
Preach. I think it’s very sweet that Leonie avoided kinkshaming by acknowledging that every folk has their own stroke and that’s fine, but when does it stop? So much romanticisation of these toxic, manipulative people is rampant throughout literature - everywhere I see mafia stories and toxic werewolf alphas and billionaire playboys, it just gives me the ick. When fiction affects reality, the problem begins. I believe unironically that every book with this romanticisation featured should have a disclaimer at the beginning making it clear for readers that this is FICTIONAL and that people acting like this in real life is not okay.
@@SteampunkHorse I've read quite a few mafia story, but i've been able to sort the good ones from the bad ones. Well, more specifically, the ones where the FL acknowledges that the ML isn't being mysterious he's being a bad person.
I love how the "you may be a siren" scene is one hair away from being an "Arrr, I'll be plunderin' yer booty soon enough, ya salty wench!" kinda flirting.
In the Italian version of "TeenTitansGo" the character "Raven" is called "Corvina". She has violet eyes, a dark personality and magic power/parents. I believe the protagonist is based on a character from TeenTitansGo.
There's no way you're introducing Raven as from TT Go instead of the tv show that Go is inspired by, Teen Titans.... Or the DC Comics that Teen Titans' Raven is inspired from... But her worst portrayal easily lmao
@@lover._.girl4 Not really, just expressing disbelief at choosing the worst variant of Raven to introduce her as lmao it's just also funny that this version is like twice removed from the source material
…Maybe he’s tenured?? Or the university’s so desperate to stay afloat that they’ll overlook it because they can’t get more staff? I honestly don’t know man Edit: Nevermind he’s 28 and a grad student, there’s no way he’s tenured, I got nothin’.
TW for mention of suicide- Not just sleeping with students, but the last student he slept with literally killed herself?? Like, babe, how are you still employed with ZERO lawsuits following you?? Huh??
That legit happened at our highschool (multiple teachers were rumoured to have slept with students), and most of us were minors. It definitely shouldn’t happen, but it does happen in real life :‘)
This book would have been a hundred times better if it had a little author's note at the end of each chapter saying something like "omg sorry i didn't post for so long, you guys! I was in prison xD but I'm out now and exams are already starting!!! >.< eeep! my mom is yelling at me to go study! wait and see what happens in the next chapter owo"
@@schirry5144 omg yes And it needs those weird interactions with the author and the characters like author: hehehe we're ending at a cliffhanger here!! corvina: srsly, woman? y don't u just let us get together? author: becoz I'm evil mwehehehe >:) the teacher guy (forgot his name lol): uggghh -_- this is what we have to deal with author: okkiieee I'm off to skool now!!
I can’t explain why, but ‘the wet slaps of their skins the only sounds in the room’ while they’re in a FOREST and she’s against a TREE just completely sent me
Also “wet slaps of their skins” is quite possibly the least appealing way of describing sex possible. I’d imagine someone would write that to paint a sex scene as disgusting, not for SMUT
Since he has a reputation for sleeping with his students, it would have been funnier if she kept trying to get with him to make the plot happen but he was completely disinterested and going after someone else.
More like the common r*pist Ok maybe that's not the right word, I haven't read the book but Corvina doesn't seem to be communicating clear consent, so mr. Professor is still on a very blurry spot.
"all he did was explain the english syllabus to you, why are you squirming in your seat?" is possibly one of my favorite sentences ive ever heard spoken
Some other great out-of-context quotes from Leonie: “It’s Jack! The English teacher! And he is _looking,_ at _his_ wife, HOOKING UP, with the _exact same dude,_ that _he_ has also been secretly having an affair with!” - “And Lawson is just on the side, gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing, trying to flirt with his TEACᴴᴱᴿˢ” - (Both of those are from her review of “Misfits”) “This is not _romance,_ this is _jail time!_ The only _romance_ I wanna see is between Rowan and the bars of his prison!” (Reviewing “The Fine Print”)
It's because they're supposedly more charming and persuasive. You know, because they studied language? Also, English teachers tend to be younger (Or at least that's what I noticed where I live). You don't wanna hook up with old Mr. Higgins the math teacher
Now I wanna see a (legal) student-teacher relationship fic/book where the teacher/professor teaches mathematics or physical science and the entire book is just a long painful read of the teacher being blind to literally every advance said student makes and every chapter ends off a cliffhanger only for the next one to be the most anticlimactic scenario they could have possibly thought of. And it’s in the comedy genre.
I would say it's most commonly either the English/Literature professor or art/music/drama teacher as they're usually portrayed as young and so more cool and relatable to the kids (and if I may stereotype for a second, those are likely the subjects that romance authors are more interested in and find romantic). The only romance involving an Ethics professor as a love interest that I've seen is Chidi and Eleanor in The Good Place, and now I hate that they appear in a comparison with this terrible fanfic romance. It'd be ironic and even more hypocritical for an Ethics professor to have a relationship with a student, often in that fictional situation though it's the character's psychiatrist/therapist.
Reading these replies is interesting. I always just assumed it was because we’re authors/writers, meaning English is bound to be one of the subjects we’re good at/enjoy. I didn’t realise it was due to a whole stereotype, but that makes a lot more sense. Mind you out of the bunch of books I’ve read on Wattpad of this teacher x student genre, I remember one being a Calculus teacher and one being a History teacher iirc? Then English, English, I forget but probably English, English, you get the picture. (Don’t ask why I read so many txs books 😇)
I'm from Estonia and "kana" stands for "chicken" in Estonian. I'm therefore having a hard time paying attention when you're holding a book titled "Goth Chicken"
I’m all in for hating this book but he did not yell at corvina for that part lmfao that was just some random a$$ girl but either way the “I could feel the sexual tension between you two!!!” Part was RIDICULOUS. That’s like if someone’s main character syndrome actually came true which is what this entire book is with corvina.
@@antagonizingprotagonist8721 Tiktok just took one look at fanfics low but balanced standards of tones of werid kink but some 'better than canon' stuff, and said "yeah, we can go subterranean"
Yes! Except not a joke...the author was seriously going for edgy pretty raven and landed on fish. If you replace every time he calls her "little crow" with "little fish" it'd be a much better book lmao
The teacher calls their relationship madness so often that I was half expecting him to be a piece of her imagination, and the whole ordeal is her loosing her mind
5:33 Probably a play on the word corvid. Which does not, in fact, mean raven, it is a category of bird that both ravens and crows, among other birds, fall under. Bird nerd here
That's how you know she's special and not like the other girls, who breathe through their noses (and ears). She probably blinks with her eyelids and walks using her feet as well. 😍
I understand why the last student dated the teacher jumped off the roof, after all if the person I am dating spoke this cringy bullshit I would jump off the roof too. Edit: omg this is crazy and the dog one T-T??
First date I ever went on after highschool, I was making out with the guy, and he kept using lines. For example, his tiny dog came up and interrupted us to lick my face, and after he removed her he said something like, "now it's my turn." Absolutely hated that.
@@paulogaspar8295 I would bet money that anyone who enjoys this novel is a teenage cheerleader or any other type of ditzy popular girl. Because no sane girl would ever like this shit. Romance novels are catered towards teenage girls or young women, but the ones who have an actual brain would never like something so disturbing. I don’t ever even read romance, I mostly read horror/suspense novels anyways.
it’s actually so funny that the book makes this big deal of corvina hearing voices but not having schizophrenia but the final twist is yeah, we were wrong she just has schizophrenia, sorry my bad
Lowk, that's not even a bad plot twist in it of itself and could be a pretty good book for schizophrenia had the author used that and was half good at her job
Could have been a great Aesop on how untreated mental disorders are NOT hot and you should get help, but it wouldn't be in the series if it was, now would it.
@@MooneyBabbler Actually not, it's very probably that he married her to save her from an actual predator. And btw, he called her "sissy" 'cause he loved her like his little sister. (That nickname it's actually confirmed, he did call her that, and maybe they didn't even sleep in the same room, it's a very probably thing too) No hate! I just love his works and I've investigated his life, there is a lot of misinformation around him and I like to explain this things. Have a great day
“This is a barbaric need to possess, to eliminate, to own. This, is madness.” If someone whispered that into my ear I’d go searching for the nearest rooftop also.
Addon: Imagine being the birds and insects that lived in/on that tree and got "evicted", all for their old home to become the new home of lines such as "magic eyes, magic " or "I am a mad pirate trying to resist landing on your shores and plundering everything"
she is NOT emo don't you dare disrespect the constant slay and swag of emo girls. Corvina is just a straight girl that thinks listening to Hozier makes her better than other people
I'm lowkey scared of the booktok community because I hear from vids reacting to the books that they recommend that theyre alot like this one and then I also saw a smut creator talking about how she had all of her book covers color coded based on what kind it was and made a whole set where the books are just one solid color to make it descret?? Idk it weirds me out
I hate these super fancy, completely meaningless and often outright wrong descriptions. They're exactly what a 5th grader thinks good writing is. Also, they never fit the tone of the rest of the book, they feel so forced
m yes. i looked up the book on goodreads and somehow it has decent rating compared to some of my favorite books (whos author are like some of the most famous).
YES. I only usually see playlists on Wattpad but I don't think too much of them BUT AN ACTUAL BOOK?!?! Not to mention the Pinterest Pictures at the end.
@@ploonette222 yeah, Wattpad is just different that way, idk😂 I don’t mind when I see them on there because it kinda fits but a REAL book??? I agree, it’s so fucking weird💀
@@devthewidgetThe only one I read was Hopeless when I was 12 at a Jewish overnight summer camp and I was thoroughly horrified and also disappointed. The line I remember most vividly was, “god, he’s even chopping tomatoes effortlessly, is there anything this boy is bad at?!”
The author really went wild and thought that the readers would think this _book_ is "Oh this is f**king hot, I feel my b*tt tingling" and also yandere 🥵🥴
@@nowknowthis In a way, that could actually fit into that criteria of dark academia where it critiques the elitism. Maybe it wouldn't be as dark or serious, but hey, humour and parody can be used to critique.
I just LOVE stories Where the Main character is a student in love with a teacher and they SWEAR the teacher loves them too, but it was just their imagination all along and the teacher turns out to be more like a parental figure, with a loving wife/husband and was just being a Nice teacher with the Protagonist.
@@JasminL222 Srry i couldn't find the fic, it's been a while and I can't remember correctly the name, if i find another with the same dynamic i'll let you know.
Any time a guy doesn't ask and enters you painfully, refusing to slow down. That is r*pe. And I'm tired of this scenario being played as a first time sex thing. No its sexual assault and it's disgusting
More i see american women and today women more in disgusted by dis meetoo feminist Shit WTF Is "enters painfully " or "refuse to slow down" have to do whit rxpe if u had giver yo consent? I could get if while doing sex the women continue to Say to stop or not do that way but the way ya'll Say whats rape Is for ya'll makes me (and every non castrated men ) being creeped out and scared by you
I especially despise when people justify it as a fetish thing. If your book is about your rape fetish, be upfront about it in your writing. Don't make it sound like it's like, that normal first time experience people have. It really ain't. And it ESPECIALLY should be made clesr in marketing somehow.
wait hang on sorry, as a forensics nerd, THAT'S NOT HOW DEAD BODIES WORK LMFAOOOO "she died two years ago and then was burned post mortem some time in the last two months, probably to make her harder to identify." bones. those are bones. that's not a corpse anymore, unless it's been carefully preserved or mummified, and considering the fact that it's in the woods, it seems highly unlikely that the body is just somehow mummified. also, it takes a LOT of effort to identify a body when there's just bones, especially if it's a partial skeleton. here we can assume that this is a full skeleton, and i have no idea how long of a gap there is between the discovery of the body and the identification, but like even if the pool of potential victims is incredibly small because these are school grounds and there's only a handful of people that go missing, if even that, it would take them for-fucking-ever to even THINK that the corpse belongs to someone that's still alive? jade wouldn't even be on the LIST for potential victims. ain't no way yes this is nitpicky but aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH it's just another example of how the author Doesn't Know How This Shit Works
Im interested in forensics and law stuff too it’s so interesting and a good job (if you work for the law) because you’re such a big and important part to get those victims rüthe justice they deserve and honestly I’ve been wanting to get a forensic for years now
There’s one line in this book, where the narrator is talking about the “mean girl” character. She says something along the lines of “this girl was SA’d so now she’s super mean to everyone for no reason.” As an SA survivor, I found this super harmful and frankly, a horrible thing to say.
Oh god I hate those kinds of reasons. There's "yeah she went through a traumatic experience so she's still having trouble processing and she lashes out after her *understandably* horrifying experience" And then "Ha ha trauma makes her a bitch, that's it the end."
I am so sorry you had to go through such a thing, your pain and tramua does not deserve to be mocked you. You are human, flesh and blood!! I wish people would understand that more but you’re not alone though! You’ll be okay with the strength you still carry for being alive! ^^ (I’m sorry if that doesn’t make sense..)
Since the corvidae family of birds contains not only crows and ravens, the teacher would have been technically equally correct to call her a blue jay. Although I suppose that isn't as Dark Academia
Wait, I’d like to make an argument that this would have been more dark academia, because it would need some knowledge on birds and biological naming conventions. It would make you as the reader think, and not be as cliche as the raven thing, which sounds like trying too hard/fanfiction-like. It’s not as „steamy romance novel set in „dark academia aesthetic“ setting must read oh so *hoooot*“, tho, for sure.
@@annikania2682 Yeah, cause, forgive my ignorance, isn't "Dark Academia" about, yk, LEARNING? Knowledge but you have black nail polish? Education but somehow it's always raining?
Which I think is hilarious, because bluejays are aggressive little shits and bully other birds. If our protagonist was named after one of the assholes of the bird world I’d immediately find her way more compelling.
@@colt9836 Learning but if you're caught in the halls after 9 am you'll have to live out the remainder of the day washing the black ceramic toilets with a toothbrush or whatever
This entire book is literally the one scene in Twilight where Bella and Edward are in the woods and Bella says: "I know what you are"- and Edward goes "Say it-" "Vampire." and bam that is the ENTIRE book. That is this book. It's that scene. Dragged out.
@@jaginaiaelectrizs6341 It wasnt as nearly dramatic in the books. She figured it out in the car but was just like ,,I dont care." Hahahah absolute gold
Omg. The character being accidentally named after a fish when the author intended some pretty feminized version of raven has such 'My Immortal except not a joke the author actually thought it was deep' energy.
I’m actually so surprised every chapter doesn’t end with ‘A/N: *chucks 10k at you and runs* AHHH OH EM GEE GUYS 100 READS?? You guys are the best sorry I couldn’t update for a few days my mom recently got arrested for armed robbery ㅠㅠ but anyways I love and appreciate you all so so much ^w^’
@@km_wm bc people on ao3 are getting married or giving birth or having their beta readers get sent to a mental institute so they have to print out and mail their fics for them to beta read or getting crippled after a car accident or having a manslaughter case they were accused of finally being dropped. and then they apologise for slow updates/not being able to update
It’s a rule to not date the students (as it is everywhere), student died due to student teacher relationship, and everyone knows he is known for sleeping with students….and he still has a job.
Not to toot my own horn, but I was raised Mormon and I wrote better sex scenes than this even when I wrote my very first one that had a line like “they went until they finished,” of course they did, Allison.
@@Wurmss well in my Claudius and Tessa series, Claudius is looking at Tessa and then thinks “I should finger this girl in this theater.” Then pulls an Alanis Morrisette and goes down on her in this theater. You know, as you do.
yeah theres no way thats not abusive in some way. like, even if she enjoys it, a partner should NEVER say that they're a bad choice for a first time and do zero preparation. i dont like the teacher in this book and i dont like how he treats corvina sexually, but i hope he at least did aftercare. also she would definitely be bleeding at least a little after he just violently ripped through her hymen (unless she broke it earlier on in her life)
yeah gave me flashbacks of my first time, which was SA and wasn't fun at all. i cannot believe that ppl are reading that and thinking it's sexy or okay
The author needs to read more books to understand how to write a good romance novel and the reader needs to read more books to cleanse their eyes of the sin they have willingly witnessed
as you were introducing the book and it's premise i thought "huh, this Vad Deverell physical description reminds me of Divus Crewel from hit mobile game Disney Twisted Wonderland...and a book with a bunch of crow motifs, just like the setting of twisted wonderland...a college that's held in a gothic castle, on a mountain, just like...........twisted...wonderland...." if there's ever a moment i hoped im just projecting, this would be it. bc if i swear i connected some forbidden dots i might just ask "jade" to end me.
@@just-trying-my-best-everyday someone call those artists who draw the bimbofication memes kissing & commission them to draw ebony and corvina as girlfriends
“Steer clear of me, little crow.” See now I wish this was a Choose-your-own-adventure where you could say “okay” and have Corvina drop the class within the first week and re-register for a different time slot with a different professor, ending the book early and getting the Good Ending.
It's actually ironic because Corvina is meant to mean a type of bird but is actually a fish, whereas sirens were mythical creatures often misunderstood and represented as beautiful mermaids (half-fish women) but are in fact horrifying deceitful creatures that are half-bird, half-woman. So the unintentional insult comes back around in the end lol. 😂
Even as a fanfic writer who knows what I write is "meh" at best to people (and I am okay with what I write and it's enough for me) I still put a ton of effort into my work to meet my standards
I REALLY hate predatory relationships glamorized in books (happens in a lot of regular romance too??), but you made me laugh so much I could get through this horrible story
A lot of people say they hate stuff like this, but harlequin romances with the most cliché of masculine archetypes and sexual themes are still widely read by women nonetheless. If it really isn't something women like fantasizing about, there wouldn't be a market for it.
@@kinrateia Exactly. It’s like Leonie says, the lack of consent from the protagonist and romanticization of a controlling man is what makes this kind of story dangerous, especially when he’s always blaming her for HIS attraction to her and his stupid “madness.” I don’t want to read stories like this at all but I know that some romance writers can depict how to have a sub/dom relationship that is healthy and consensual. GOTHIKA ain’t it
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The book sounds… very awkward… (so far… I haven’t finished watching… I’m finding it to cringe to continue… I’ll just leave the time that I left the video here 22:21 that’s the video time btw)
In your videos you keep the bar of decency and thank you for that
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@FamTheEvilCat that's the seppsual viopenke
@FamTheEvilCat 😂😂
“His naked hand”…How dare he not wear a suit on his hand?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
so vulgar, they should have kicked him out long ago for this absolutely crude dressing!
This comment has no reason to be this funny 😂😂
A NAKED HAND??? BEFORE MARRIAGE?!!!
Where is his hand underwear???
“She realized it was a first time she was feeling lust induced by an actual man and not a fictional character” oh no its a self insert.
💀actually though
This line convinced me that she saw a conventionally attractive man at her local gas station and wrote a whole book off it.
@@enilichthit the nail right on the head you got it so perfect omg
What would ever possess somebody to write that with completely genuine and unironic intent IN A BOOK THAT THEY’RE PLANNING ON PUBLISHING???
@@SteampunkHorse EXACTLYYYYY THAT LINE SEEMS MORE “fan fiction-y” THAN AN ACTUAL BOOK
I like how the teacher has that "oh yeah he like fucking students" reputation and school hasn't even bothered like stepping and firing him
Especially when the last student that dated him fucking jumped of the roof
"Stupid Sexy Snape Man is too sexy to fire T^T"
You’d be surprised what schools will just turn their eye from.
tbh, the wrong move isn't the teacher-student relationship, it's the fact people talk about it so loudly (in this book); even irl, if people know that a teacher and a student have a relationship, as long as it's legal and all, they would be more secretive and stuff, not go around and talk about it like chickens
That's probably one of the most realistic things about that book. I remember there was a teacher in my MIDDLE SCHOOL that was reported at least 10 times, only counting the people I knew that reported him. He had been teaching for at the very least 6 years and was still teaching the middle school while I was in highschool
If a book has a "song list," its entered fanfiction territory.
hey now...leave my happy little lynn painter books alone 😭
I think there's anything wrong if a book is "fanfic-y" as long as it's written well
Huhun Penelope Douglas is gaggin
Yeah, god forbid people cultivate a mood for their story. Soooo amateur to listen to music.
Shaming people isn't cute. You are not any better than other writers because you don't like listening to music. Not every person is you. You call yourselves writers yet you are willing to diminish the accomplishments of your peers because you don't like their methods? Sounds like mean girl behavior to me.
Or fan translators maybe. The guy who TLed "The girl who ate death" had a small playlist he shared.
"the singular masculine attention from a very masculine male" has the same vibe as "she breasted boobily down the stairs"
"she breasted boobily down the stairs" Boy, did you write this yourself? Son, you're hired!!
I'm looking for a ghostwriter for Mr. Trump's autobiography, and I want it on my desk by Monday. You'll be the next Herbert Hemingway, kid
WtaF- lmao! 🤣
Omg this had me dying! I'm so saving that the next time I read any sentence written cringely about a woman's appearance.
hehe boobily may be my new favorite word
perfect!...why don't we all just start calling them "boobily" novels? and then the description would be exactly what she said in the video: "fan-fictiony writting, poorly written smut scenes, mental health issues and romantization of abusive relationships". That would be perfect, right? And then we can finally have them be separate from regular books in any other genre, and life will finally make sense. Bc they're like 1% (maybe) of fiction books, but somehow have ended up with wayyyy too much media attention.
It's not fair to expect them to be real books, and hold them to that standard. People expect them to have normal writting, spell checking, grammar, realistic characters, a plot, etc... and that's just not typical for Boobly books. We're holding them to a standard which is just unfair... clearly. It's like expecting Shakespeare from a bathroom wall.
"You wanna know who I am?" He asked her harshly. "I," slam. "Am," slam. "Madness!"
He put a hand on the back of her neck and suddenly slammed her into a tree, and she yelped.
When your scene reads like an episode of Incredible Hulk.
This should be a line in Hulk x Loki
When Hulk and loki make a baby 😂
HULK SMASH
i read this as she read it as well... can't stop laughing... 😂 end me...
Leonidas is what came to my mind
"Oh, Corvina? Like the crow?"
"No, actually, it's a type of bony fish."
Teacher slowly walks away.
Alternate ending
*Teacher falls to the ground and screams as MC slowly turns into a bony fish*
*Deep ominous voice that booms throuout the trees* blub blob *the fish screams*
*the students run away screaming, as the Fish makes it’s way to the lake waddling on the fins*
@@simply_unnamed I refuse to accept any other ending to this book now
No I think in this book it would continue like this: Mr Vlad Drăculea Rouge (I forgot his name, but I think this will work aswell) glimpsed at her violet eye with a stripe of confusion but lust. He slightly brushed against her bald head with his strong dominant alpha thumb. When he took it down Parmigiana Reggiana (forgot her name too) looked deeply into his male orbs “ you don’t like me now, do you, do I disgust you?”. Additionally she hid her magenta coloured eye from him with her bear foot. “No” he answered directly but masculine with his deep male voice since he is a man “you don’t. You adore me. You drive me mad. This..” he pointed between him and me with his strong male muscular veiny hand “this is madness” he barked. “You are madness my little bony fish” he grinned with a erotic tension between him and my bear foot.
@@tommyparty5129 I can't decide whenever I love it or hate it💀
Would have been more interesting honestly
17:57 not wearing underwear while youre wearing a skirt is actually so nasty omg 💀💀💀
Nah bc even with stockings or some kinds of pants under my skirt I still feel nasty like dafuq 😭
Ikr that fish is nasty lmap
wearing accidentally ripped tights under a skirt terrifies me, how do you just. wear nothing under that-
@@hwlo7891please how can anyone wear nothing underneath a skirt without feeling anxiety???
FOR REAL😭😭I’m surprised she didn’t get a yeast infection or any type of nasty smell stuck on her after not doing that for like, more than half the book.
An author being allergic to the word “said” is an immediate red flag for me. Characters shouldn’t be whispering and murmuring and purring all over the place
real
You look dashing, he quietly screeched
@@brophaner i love this😭😭
@@brophaner this, but also the purpose of dialogue tags is to help the reader keep track of who is saying what. “Said” is an invisible dialogue tag, meaning your brain just glosses over it, but all those elaborate synonyms are not, so it distracts from the dialogue.
@@AC8X This is so interesting!! Ty for that tidbit of info :)
“Magic eyes, magic p*ssy” I can’t believe the author stole my main pick up line…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LMAOO
Relatable 🙄
Saul Bueno says what
Saul Bueno says what
IM SORRY BUT HER TALKING ABOUT SCHIZOPHRENIA WHILE THEY WERE GETTING NASTY IS KILLING ME 😭
Aughh💀
Imagine being in the middle of it and then your partner says "yeah my mother has schizoprehinia" 💀
"ah..ngh~ h-harder did you know I am schizophrenic? Nghhhh"
😭
@@N0va_Fr WHEEZING RN
@@N0va_FrIM DYING HELP
The fact that it's SELF PUBLISHED and from TIKTOK is all you need to know. No reputable publishing company would waste money on that book💀
Nah, if it has a big following, any publisher would be willing to throw money in. 50 shades of grey was self published before it got picked up.
Bro my 30 dollars are going wheRE??
I'm from the future and oh boy do I have news for you. 😖
@@mikankitsune0440 Dear god, what is it?
@@SlavSquatter-jh4kl It got picked up by a publisher... and has an AI generated cover art. I saw it at Target last week. 🥲 It's TOR/Bramble Publishing.
This book has a strong "Wrote this instead of sleeping" energy
and "i was also high when i wrote this at 4:40 in the morning"
😂😂😂😂
Don't remember my 15 year old self of writing down a story about one dude saving the world from all sorts of "natural" catastrophes with just the power of his will, later turning into more of a Battle-Shonen Manga but written instead of drawn, while I should be asleep.
I know someone who wrote poetry when they had insomnia. They DID expect it to be weird upon re reading. Imho it's ok to cherry pick the odd nugget when you're writing in a sub optimal state, but there's no reason to keep it all. Not everyone is Kafka (Kafka wrote exclusively in late evening).
unrelated I recognize your pfp as a dadi freyr one! fun to see another fan in the wild, hope you have a great day, sorry to bring you back to this video if your notifications are on...
You guys may be asking, "why would she squirm in her seat though?" Easy! Her fish instincts told her to.
OH.
Lmao
Omg it makes so much more sense now
🐟
Reject poorly done smut
Embrace *fish*
Remember, fellas: If your girl's eyes don't change color when she climaxes, it means she's faking it.
LMAOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣
That's how you know you've found the clit
BRO 😭😂
Instructions unclear. Girlfriend is blind now
Only people with hazel eyes aren’t faking it smh
Why did this author romanticize so many red flags??? I'm so boggled, "You chose the wrong man for your first time," NO NO STOP RIGHT THERE
You picked the wrong house, fool!
Preach. I think it’s very sweet that Leonie avoided kinkshaming by acknowledging that every folk has their own stroke and that’s fine, but when does it stop? So much romanticisation of these toxic, manipulative people is rampant throughout literature - everywhere I see mafia stories and toxic werewolf alphas and billionaire playboys, it just gives me the ick. When fiction affects reality, the problem begins. I believe unironically that every book with this romanticisation featured should have a disclaimer at the beginning making it clear for readers that this is FICTIONAL and that people acting like this in real life is not okay.
It's very fishy you might say. 🧐
@@KaiHung-wv3ulLMAO
@@SteampunkHorse I've read quite a few mafia story, but i've been able to sort the good ones from the bad ones. Well, more specifically, the ones where the FL acknowledges that the ML isn't being mysterious he's being a bad person.
I love how the "you may be a siren" scene is one hair away from being an "Arrr, I'll be plunderin' yer booty soon enough, ya salty wench!" kinda flirting.
CRYINNN
PLUNDERING WHAT?
@@KAGURAKO The booty, matey! The booty!
@@RezRez You actually replied, I've never have respect for someone so much
Now we need some pirate smut where they all talk like mr.krabs
Synopsis of this story: Bird Girl gets sauced up by her English teacher with "Immaculate Rizz"
thank you for this
omgg
Thank you for your summary 👍
*fish girl
IMMACULATE RIZZ LMFAOO
In the Italian version of "TeenTitansGo" the character "Raven" is called "Corvina". She has violet eyes, a dark personality and magic power/parents.
I believe the protagonist is based on a character from TeenTitansGo.
Actually she's been part of the DC universe since 1980 and is a decent character (although very edgy especially in the beginning)
There's no way you're introducing Raven as from TT Go instead of the tv show that Go is inspired by, Teen Titans.... Or the DC Comics that Teen Titans' Raven is inspired from... But her worst portrayal easily lmao
@@snowrios8084 "Ermm...so actually 🤓" ahhh
@@lover._.girl4 Not really, just expressing disbelief at choosing the worst variant of Raven to introduce her as lmao it's just also funny that this version is like twice removed from the source material
I choose to believe that.
Ok wait this man has a whole ass reputation for sleeping around with students and he is still hired??????????
…Maybe he’s tenured?? Or the university’s so desperate to stay afloat that they’ll overlook it because they can’t get more staff? I honestly don’t know man
Edit: Nevermind he’s 28 and a grad student, there’s no way he’s tenured, I got nothin’.
TW for mention of suicide- Not just sleeping with students, but the last student he slept with literally killed herself?? Like, babe, how are you still employed with ZERO lawsuits following you?? Huh??
i don't know if I remember correctly,, but wasn't this his school?
That legit happened at our highschool (multiple teachers were rumoured to have slept with students), and most of us were minors. It definitely shouldn’t happen, but it does happen in real life :‘)
@@annabolika8919 I’m sorry but what the actual ****
"the singular masculine attention from a very masculine male" - me trying to hit the 2000 words bottom mark on an essay
Same, the ugly squawk that escaped me 😂
😂😂😂 you wrong for this 😂😂😂
NAURRR 🤣🤣🤣😂
HELP 😂😂
Alpha podcasts be like:
This book would have been a hundred times better if it had a little author's note at the end of each chapter saying something like "omg sorry i didn't post for so long, you guys! I was in prison xD but I'm out now and exams are already starting!!! >.< eeep! my mom is yelling at me to go study! wait and see what happens in the next chapter owo"
And in the middle of chapters! Like this:
"...I admitted myself to a mental hospital..." (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?)
Much better
@@schirry5144 omg yes
And it needs those weird interactions with the author and the characters like
author: hehehe we're ending at a cliffhanger here!!
corvina: srsly, woman? y don't u just let us get together?
author: becoz I'm evil mwehehehe >:)
the teacher guy (forgot his name lol): uggghh -_- this is what we have to deal with
author: okkiieee I'm off to skool now!!
@@skyhideaway this is how to make it into a real peak fiction
@@skyhideaway you just gave me real fanfic war flashbacks
@@skyhideaway no way I had forgotten about this
I’m sorry, but the minute you described the dark gothic professor, Severus Snape popped into my head. 💀
Yeah, this book look alike a Snape×Harry or Snape×Hermione wattpad fanfiction
Especially with the secret university thingy, with a large forest around it... Yep, Harry Potter fan fic.
Corvina’s a Snapewife😂
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Turn to pageeeee thrrrrrreee ninety fourrrrrrr 😑😑
"Who has a reputation of sleeping with his students"
How does this guy still work at a school-
Given what we've been learning about the Ivy Leagues, that may be the most realistic part of the tale.
@@michaelccozens Wait what?
He's literally a groomer.
@@Code_Lune professors in real life take advantage of students
Frankly, that is something you are allowed to do only AFTER you finish your PhD :P
I can’t explain why, but ‘the wet slaps of their skins the only sounds in the room’ while they’re in a FOREST and she’s against a TREE just completely sent me
wtf was that line my guy???? 🤨🤨
When you're the ultimate dark academia power couple of darkness then the forest IS YOUR ROOM!!! Tree is table.
wet slaps of skins is second only to mashing pissers as silliest sex description I've heard
😂😂😂
Also “wet slaps of their skins” is quite possibly the least appealing way of describing sex possible. I’d imagine someone would write that to paint a sex scene as disgusting, not for SMUT
_An unusual girl. An enigmatic man. An ancient castle. What could go wrong?_
everything
_everything, my friend._
how do you do that
@@nattyism just put an underscore _ at the start and end of a word or sentence. _Hello, my friend_
@@kristinepinlac2796 _thank you fellow traveler_
the “I’m not yours!! 😠😠” trope is giving “you’re not my alpha!” gacha videos from 2019-2021
Do not remind me of the Dark Times please
@@SteampunkHorse you can’t escape ur past
@@minusculegremlinI can and I will!
@SteampunkHorse is that Adrien as a car!?😂😂
@@Butterfly_Az CAR NOIR
Since he has a reputation for sleeping with his students, it would have been funnier if she kept trying to get with him to make the plot happen but he was completely disinterested and going after someone else.
honestly, I'd read that
I would read that hahahhah
“Sorry, I’m trying to groom someone else. I appreciate it though”
@@parkchimmin7913 and then she tries to stop him from grooming other people bc SHE was interested
@@imNOTthatimportant 👀 🍿 now that’s a book I would read
Yeah, the author wanted main male character to be "dark mysterious dangerous" type, but ended up with a common asshole
More like the common r*pist
Ok maybe that's not the right word, I haven't read the book but Corvina doesn't seem to be communicating clear consent, so mr. Professor is still on a very blurry spot.
@@gnas1897 a-hole which is also borderline r*pist
😂
Okayyyy
💀😂
"all he did was explain the english syllabus to you, why are you squirming in your seat?" is possibly one of my favorite sentences ive ever heard spoken
She said this just as I read your comment 😂
She's just simping why is she making it bigger than it is ?
I would've dozed off, like I usually do-
Some other great out-of-context quotes from Leonie:
“It’s Jack! The English teacher! And he is _looking,_ at _his_ wife, HOOKING UP, with the _exact same dude,_ that _he_ has also been secretly having an affair with!”
-
“And Lawson is just on the side, gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing, trying to flirt with his TEACᴴᴱᴿˢ”
- (Both of those are from her review of “Misfits”)
“This is not _romance,_ this is _jail time!_ The only _romance_ I wanna see is between Rowan and the bars of his prison!” (Reviewing “The Fine Print”)
It's always the fucking English teacher when it's not the Ethics professor 💀🤣
It's because they're supposedly more charming and persuasive. You know, because they studied language? Also, English teachers tend to be younger (Or at least that's what I noticed where I live). You don't wanna hook up with old Mr. Higgins the math teacher
Now I wanna see a (legal) student-teacher relationship fic/book where the teacher/professor teaches mathematics or physical science and the entire book is just a long painful read of the teacher being blind to literally every advance said student makes and every chapter ends off a cliffhanger only for the next one to be the most anticlimactic scenario they could have possibly thought of. And it’s in the comedy genre.
The Science teacher doesn't have the necessary amount of swag. You can thank/blame the professor from Gilligan's Island.
I would say it's most commonly either the English/Literature professor or art/music/drama teacher as they're usually portrayed as young and so more cool and relatable to the kids (and if I may stereotype for a second, those are likely the subjects that romance authors are more interested in and find romantic). The only romance involving an Ethics professor as a love interest that I've seen is Chidi and Eleanor in The Good Place, and now I hate that they appear in a comparison with this terrible fanfic romance. It'd be ironic and even more hypocritical for an Ethics professor to have a relationship with a student, often in that fictional situation though it's the character's psychiatrist/therapist.
Reading these replies is interesting. I always just assumed it was because we’re authors/writers, meaning English is bound to be one of the subjects we’re good at/enjoy. I didn’t realise it was due to a whole stereotype, but that makes a lot more sense. Mind you out of the bunch of books I’ve read on Wattpad of this teacher x student genre, I remember one being a Calculus teacher and one being a History teacher iirc? Then English, English, I forget but probably English, English, you get the picture. (Don’t ask why I read so many txs books 😇)
I'm from Estonia and "kana" stands for "chicken" in Estonian. I'm therefore having a hard time paying attention when you're holding a book titled "Goth Chicken"
HAHAHAHA
...Honestly. I'd read a book that was titled "Goth Chicken" if it actually went for it
(I mean. I am reading a manga titled "Rooster Fighter"...)
Same in finnish XD.
I also noticed this, lol. It's hilarious
OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*teacher yells at her for calling him “sir”*
classmates: omg you two were such lovebirds! so much chemistry!!!
also why wouldn't he want her to call him sir? he likes being her "master" and shit, so why not sir?
@@emilyb.8219 I'm sure that if she kept calling him "sir" he would have a boner in the middle of class lol
I’m all in for hating this book but he did not yell at corvina for that part lmfao that was just some random a$$ girl but either way the “I could feel the sexual tension between you two!!!” Part was RIDICULOUS. That’s like if someone’s main character syndrome actually came true which is what this entire book is with corvina.
@@enilicht literally 😂😂
what is this the medieval? ah shit I forgot
For the love of god. JUST NAME HER RAVEN.
no they wanna be edgy and different 😼
@@idk6019 For real tho
Alternative name: name her ebony dark'ness dementia raven way
@@BlueJay_125 her ebony hair is how she got her name
Bony fish go brrrrrr
You know when they go into EXTENSIVE detail about their appearance, you’re reading a wattpad self-insert
“Not a fictional character” GOD. GOD. GOOOD.
Yeah
"this isn't lust, it's worse. It's a barbaric need to own and to destroy. This is madness!"
"This is Sparta!"
Hahahahahaha i just died😂😂😂
Glad I'm not the only one.
THIS IS PUBERTY !!!
😂😂😂This killed me
i would like this but you're at 420 so i'm leaving this comment
i love how they're talking in such melodramatic way and out of sudden they go like
"no panties?"
"i don't like underwear"
LMFAAAAOAOAOAAOOOO
Honestly that's how Trevor Belmont from Castlevania would talk.
@@blacktigerpaw1 yeah, but he's not exactly the most serious
@@barryallen2240 True, but certain bad dialogue can be great dialogue is a different character speaks it.
sounds like it would come from a smut comedy.
Can we change the 'fanficy' insult to 'tiktoky'. Cause at this point the comparison is a insult to the fanfic community
Agreed. Not all fanfics are bad
Fanficy was first. Tiktok just stole the bad
@@antagonizingprotagonist8721 Tiktok just took one look at fanfics low but balanced standards of tones of werid kink but some 'better than canon' stuff, and said "yeah, we can go subterranean"
Yes, pls. I’m a fanfic writer and I’d like to announce that: OUR STANDARDS ARE HIGHER THAN THIS.
@@rexthelegend3180 one of us! one of us! one of us!
"slightly breathless, fully pissed"
that is very me
At least it's a uni teacher and not a highschool teacher, I'll at least give them that
the bar is in hell
Tbh I commend the author for making the MC in her twenties, unlike anything else I've seen with MC just turning eighteen or something, gross
He ain't six feet apart, and the bar is six feet under.
@@maimtubeTV FR
One thing I'm grateful about for this novel
I'm 5 minutes in and Corvina is giving that "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" energy
epic & iconic turn of phrase!!
Yes! Except not a joke...the author was seriously going for edgy pretty raven and landed on fish. If you replace every time he calls her "little crow" with "little fish" it'd be a much better book lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ebony will always be iconic
How dare you insult Ebony like that
The teacher calls their relationship madness so often that I was half expecting him to be a piece of her imagination, and the whole ordeal is her loosing her mind
That would have been an infinitely better plot/plot point!!!
Yo imagine
I’d actually read that.
That would be a far more interesting plot than this 😂
This would be such a better plot.
5:33 Probably a play on the word corvid. Which does not, in fact, mean raven, it is a category of bird that both ravens and crows, among other birds, fall under. Bird nerd here
Tough hobby
ah yes "she breathed through her mouth" probably the most normal line in the whole book
✨ _Le sleep apnea_ ✨
she's a fish after all
That's how you know she's special and not like the other girls, who breathe through their noses (and ears). She probably blinks with her eyelids and walks using her feet as well. 😍
Now I'm just imagining that chick from the Twilight movies as Corvina, because she never closed her mouth once through all seven films.
I understand why the last student dated the teacher jumped off the roof, after all if the person I am dating spoke this cringy bullshit I would jump off the roof too. Edit: omg this is crazy and the dog one T-T??
😂😂😂😂😂
I agree
First date I ever went on after highschool, I was making out with the guy, and he kept using lines. For example, his tiny dog came up and interrupted us to lick my face, and after he removed her he said something like, "now it's my turn." Absolutely hated that.
CRYING
@@genevievec.8002I would die from laughing if someone said that to me
Poorly written romance books challenge: stop making every wholesome or simply normal interaction sexual
We need this as a challenge for most webtoon romance artists/writers
freud's ghost becomes stronger every time that happens
why? this books always sell like crazy. girls love this.
@@paulogaspar8295 I would bet money that anyone who enjoys this novel is a teenage cheerleader or any other type of ditzy popular girl. Because no sane girl would ever like this shit.
Romance novels are catered towards teenage girls or young women, but the ones who have an actual brain would never like something so disturbing. I don’t ever even read romance, I mostly read horror/suspense novels anyways.
@@paulogaspar8295 what girls? your mom?
it’s actually so funny that the book makes this big deal of corvina hearing voices but not having schizophrenia but the final twist is yeah, we were wrong she just has schizophrenia, sorry my bad
Lowk, that's not even a bad plot twist in it of itself and could be a pretty good book for schizophrenia had the author used that and was half good at her job
Could have been a great Aesop on how untreated mental disorders are NOT hot and you should get help, but it wouldn't be in the series if it was, now would it.
Imagine Nietzsche or Poe coming back from the dead to see their quotes being used in books like these 💀
Poe would go drink, Nietzsche would have a manic episode. Funnily enough, Poe would have the more Nietzschian response than Nietzsche.
Considering he married his 13 year old cousin, I’d imagine Poe would probably approve tbh
Nietzsche: "Typical woman L"
Poor guy, Luckily Sun tzu is not in here, I'll thrown hand if he is.
@@MooneyBabbler Actually not, it's very probably that he married her to save her from an actual predator. And btw, he called her "sissy" 'cause he loved her like his little sister. (That nickname it's actually confirmed, he did call her that, and maybe they didn't even sleep in the same room, it's a very probably thing too)
No hate! I just love his works and I've investigated his life, there is a lot of misinformation around him and I like to explain this things. Have a great day
""the end, for now" that sounds like a threat" lmao you're killing me
LOOOOOL!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was too good 😂
27:07 "I don't give a flying fuck if you have schizophrenia, now get on all fours" such an amazing man, wow
"I don't give a flying fuck" 💀💀
*jumping
@@KAGURAKOBy telling her to get on all fours, he really doesn’t want a flying fuck😂
@@KAGURAKO🙃🙃🙃😂😂😂
IKR, WHAT AN ALPHA MALE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😖😖😖😖
(Okay but srsly what the fuck is that 💀)
“This is a barbaric need to possess, to eliminate, to own. This, is madness.”
If someone whispered that into my ear I’d go searching for the nearest rooftop also.
this made me cackle
That's honestly a good line, if it wasn't in this book 😒
Imagine being the tree that was cut down to make the pages of this book.
I mourn for the tree bro
Addon: Imagine being the birds and insects that lived in/on that tree and got "evicted", all for their old home to become the new home of lines such as "magic eyes, magic " or "I am a mad pirate trying to resist landing on your shores and plundering everything"
@@user89389 I would feel violated.
Rip dear tree
@@samosaa. I feel violated having to read that
“The silver eyed demon” sounds like a Yugioh card
I was thinking the same thing lol
“GO! BLUE EYED WHITE DRAGON!”
Or magic: the gathering. Pot of greed v2?
Silver eyed demon
Blue eyes white dragon
Violet eyes mary sue 💀
@@arkkon2740 ☠️
"She is special" proceeds to describe generic copy and paste emo girl.
Just like other girls, so different
she’s not like the other girls 💀
she is NOT emo don't you dare disrespect the constant slay and swag of emo girls. Corvina is just a straight girl that thinks listening to Hozier makes her better than other people
She's so quirky and different 😍
do not offend the emos like that
"the end, for now... sounds like a threat" had me CACKLING
tiktok has ruined peoples perceptions of what good writing is
I'm lowkey scared of the booktok community because I hear from vids reacting to the books that they recommend that theyre alot like this one and then I also saw a smut creator talking about how she had all of her book covers color coded based on what kind it was and made a whole set where the books are just one solid color to make it descret?? Idk it weirds me out
lol I remember when people said the same about tumblr a decade ago
I hate these super fancy, completely meaningless and often outright wrong descriptions. They're exactly what a 5th grader thinks good writing is. Also, they never fit the tone of the rest of the book, they feel so forced
m yes. i looked up the book on goodreads and somehow it has decent rating compared to some of my favorite books (whos author are like some of the most famous).
ur so pretentious
The fact that in my mother tounge, "Kana" means blind. Makes perfect sense as to how she ignores all red flags ☠️☠️
mine too ahaha, im bengali
It means chicken in Finnish :D
Both meanings are incredibly accurate, it seems.
Kana is my last name 😭😭
It means “dear” in my language like “hello dear!”
the fact that there's a playlist has immediately clued me in that this is gonna be a clusterfuck of cringe
I have never seen anything like it before
wattpad type of cringe i swear lol
YES. I only usually see playlists on Wattpad but I don't think too much of them BUT AN ACTUAL BOOK?!?! Not to mention the Pinterest Pictures at the end.
Someone said that was okay...
@@ploonette222 yeah, Wattpad is just different that way, idk😂 I don’t mind when I see them on there because it kinda fits but a REAL book??? I agree, it’s so fucking weird💀
I don’t even cringe this much at Colleen Hoover books.
For me, CH books are fast-paced and addictive until I get to the end and I have to ask myself, WTH did I just read?
@@devthewidgetThe only one I read was Hopeless when I was 12 at a Jewish overnight summer camp and I was thoroughly horrified and also disappointed. The line I remember most vividly was, “god, he’s even chopping tomatoes effortlessly, is there anything this boy is bad at?!”
Thats saying something. 😂
@@devthewidget literally
I didnr cringe this much reading the original Jeff the killer story
"as his finger began to circle her nether lips" immediately sent me to the shadow realm,, like how do you recover from that
I cringed so hard
@@sadrabbit53 imagine how much the people who read that had to cringe 💀 I feel bad for them
Unless they're into that-
I got whiplash just reading this💀
@@user-nb5jo2xi1g why would anyone be into that 💀
The author really went wild and thought that the readers would think this _book_ is "Oh this is f**king hot, I feel my b*tt tingling" and also yandere 🥵🥴
It would be hilarious if in the scene where she says “actually it’s raven” she instead replied “actually it’s the bony fish”
I literally choked when it showed that Corvina meant a type of bony fish 😭
But yeah I agree lol
Ahh this had no right to make me laugh so fckn much . Fck me.
A dark academia parody novel would be funny
@@nowknowthis In a way, that could actually fit into that criteria of dark academia where it critiques the elitism. Maybe it wouldn't be as dark or serious, but hey, humour and parody can be used to critique.
I would love to have just one person in the book just say "Actually Ravens and crows are both from the same family, corvidae, you dumb fuck"
"the last student he dated" IM SORRY HUH! ITS GIVING EZRA FITZ LIKE BRUHHH
Oh, God, yes! Fucking Ezra!
#EzraforJail
Whoop whoop that’s the sound of the police
The way I stumbled across this comment after , I just finished s4 of Pretty Little Liars 💀
JAIL FOR EZRA PETITION 📖
As an aspiring author, this book makes me feel incredible about myself
@@Screechclawthrone i can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not 😭
Achievement: self-control unlocked
Same. I see books like this getting popular and I’m like huh maybe my story idea isn’t as bad as I thought
@@daisymae6 real. like, i have a chance!! 😛
imagine if she was hallucinating him the entire time and in reality he had no interest in her whatsoever
I just LOVE stories Where the Main character is a student in love with a teacher and they SWEAR the teacher loves them too, but it was just their imagination all along and the teacher turns out to be more like a parental figure, with a loving wife/husband and was just being a Nice teacher with the Protagonist.
@@AliCote_ii please recommend me some of these bookd
That would be an interesting plot
That'll be better
@@JasminL222 Srry i couldn't find the fic, it's been a while and I can't remember correctly the name, if i find another with the same dynamic i'll let you know.
Any time a guy doesn't ask and enters you painfully, refusing to slow down. That is r*pe. And I'm tired of this scenario being played as a first time sex thing. No its sexual assault and it's disgusting
Literally! Why do these books make it seem like that's what women want?? No consent + pain is not some harmless, universal wish/goal
Preach
More i see american women and today women more in disgusted by dis meetoo feminist Shit
WTF Is "enters painfully " or "refuse to slow down" have to do whit rxpe if u had giver yo consent? I could get if while doing sex the women continue to Say to stop or not do that way but the way ya'll Say whats rape Is for ya'll makes me (and every non castrated men ) being creeped out and scared by you
I especially despise when people justify it as a fetish thing. If your book is about your rape fetish, be upfront about it in your writing. Don't make it sound like it's like, that normal first time experience people have. It really ain't.
And it ESPECIALLY should be made clesr in marketing somehow.
I've read more awkward and sweet first times that are hotter than these ones
"Expunge this madness from her flesh" sounds like when I neglect my skincare routine for a few weeks during a depressive episode.
Sounds like a line out of Bloodborne when you put a werewolf down or something 🗿
@@kabeeradil138 nightmare SLAIN
The way I relate to this on a whole other level 😭✋
This was the first time I've ever heard of the word expunge and I cringed internally at that sentence it was awful 😭
I know I'd be going to Hell if I laughed at this, but here we are.
wait hang on sorry, as a forensics nerd, THAT'S NOT HOW DEAD BODIES WORK LMFAOOOO
"she died two years ago and then was burned post mortem some time in the last two months, probably to make her harder to identify."
bones. those are bones. that's not a corpse anymore, unless it's been carefully preserved or mummified, and considering the fact that it's in the woods, it seems highly unlikely that the body is just somehow mummified. also, it takes a LOT of effort to identify a body when there's just bones, especially if it's a partial skeleton. here we can assume that this is a full skeleton, and i have no idea how long of a gap there is between the discovery of the body and the identification, but like
even if the pool of potential victims is incredibly small because these are school grounds and there's only a handful of people that go missing, if even that, it would take them for-fucking-ever to even THINK that the corpse belongs to someone that's still alive? jade wouldn't even be on the LIST for potential victims. ain't no way
yes this is nitpicky but aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH it's just another example of how the author Doesn't Know How This Shit Works
Hello!!! That's so interesting, I am also an aspiring forensics nerd like you! Please teach me your ways 🙏
Im interested in forensics and law stuff too it’s so interesting and a good job (if you work for the law) because you’re such a big and important part to get those victims rüthe justice they deserve and honestly I’ve been wanting to get a forensic for years now
There’s one line in this book, where the narrator is talking about the “mean girl” character. She says something along the lines of “this girl was SA’d so now she’s super mean to everyone for no reason.” As an SA survivor, I found this super harmful and frankly, a horrible thing to say.
Oh god I hate those kinds of reasons. There's "yeah she went through a traumatic experience so she's still having trouble processing and she lashes out after her *understandably* horrifying experience"
And then
"Ha ha trauma makes her a bitch, that's it the end."
@@pikaqte5418 oh yeah, that’s basically what was said. It’s a disgusting book.
I am so sorry you had to go through such a thing, your pain and tramua does not deserve to be mocked you. You are human, flesh and blood!! I wish people would understand that more but you’re not alone though! You’ll be okay with the strength you still carry for being alive! ^^ (I’m sorry if that doesn’t make sense..)
@@yasiegonlastie5483 thank you for your kind words💗 It does make sense, no worries
@@maddierdavis I’m glad if it helped even for a little bit! You’re strong! You’ll get through it all!! >:DDD I’m happy to help!
love descriptions like "brown lipstick on her mouth" as if there's a chance it could be elsewhere
“Brown lipstick on her fungus-infested toes”
@@PandaPandaas "From her fungus-infested toes, she produced brown lipstick."
👀
@@WayToVibe stoooop 💀
This is gold, 😂
Since the corvidae family of birds contains not only crows and ravens, the teacher would have been technically equally correct to call her a blue jay. Although I suppose that isn't as Dark Academia
Wait, I’d like to make an argument that this would have been more dark academia, because it would need some knowledge on birds and biological naming conventions. It would make you as the reader think, and not be as cliche as the raven thing, which sounds like trying too hard/fanfiction-like.
It’s not as „steamy romance novel set in „dark academia aesthetic“ setting must read oh so *hoooot*“, tho, for sure.
@@annikania2682 Yeah, cause, forgive my ignorance, isn't "Dark Academia" about, yk, LEARNING?
Knowledge but you have black nail polish?
Education but somehow it's always raining?
Which I think is hilarious, because bluejays are aggressive little shits and bully other birds. If our protagonist was named after one of the assholes of the bird world I’d immediately find her way more compelling.
@@colt9836 Learning but if you're caught in the halls after 9 am you'll have to live out the remainder of the day washing the black ceramic toilets with a toothbrush or whatever
THEY COULD JUST NAME HER RAVEN???
I mean teen titans did it.
The most infuriating part of this book is how the author keeps using big words to sound smart but completely misuses them every fucking time
This entire book is literally the one scene in Twilight where Bella and Edward are in the woods and Bella says: "I know what you are"- and Edward goes "Say it-"
"Vampire."
and bam that is the ENTIRE book. That is this book. It's that scene. Dragged out.
Me, suddenly, just trying to remember if that scene in Twilight even went the same way in the books as it did in the movie-thanks. 😅😅 🤣
Bro I never read twilight and I burst out laughing like a maniac.
This comment needs to be in a goodreads review. I can't stop maniacally laughing at this
@@jaginaiaelectrizs6341 It wasnt as nearly dramatic in the books. She figured it out in the car but was just like ,,I dont care." Hahahah absolute gold
@@ivabanovic6203 Thank you for confirming; That's what I thought. 😅🤭😁😊 LOLL ^--^
Omg. The character being accidentally named after a fish when the author intended some pretty feminized version of raven has such 'My Immortal except not a joke the author actually thought it was deep' energy.
This gave me “My Immortal but not ironic” vibes sooo hard lol Corvina describing herself 😂😂
"Corvina" is actually Italian for "raven" - the adjective though, not the noun, so it's still a big fail on the author's part
Corvina Darkness Dementia Raven Clem
@@pomelo9518 "raven" as an adjective means glossy black (for example "raven hair")
_i actually laughed so fucjing hard at that part_
Imagine actually writing "Magic eyes Magic P*ssy" into your book and then proof reading it and still keeping it in like bro wtf, I dead 💀
That was the author's best line, of course it had to be kept in! X-D
I honestly don't think it was even proof read...
Magic butt
You think they proof read it??
I would keep it! But that's cuz one of my characters does not take herself seriously.
Its fitting
this would have made numbers on wattpad
Unfortunately
I’m actually so surprised every chapter doesn’t end with
‘A/N: *chucks 10k at you and runs* AHHH OH EM GEE GUYS 100 READS?? You guys are the best sorry I couldn’t update for a few days my mom recently got arrested for armed robbery ㅠㅠ but anyways I love and appreciate you all so so much ^w^’
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this A/N gives off heavy AO3 vibes 💀
@@ST4RG1R7GF. got my inspo off it 💀🙏🏽
@@ST4RG1R7GF. wdym? These clearly are vibes from Wattpad, XD ao3 has it too but Wattpad gets the trophy in dramatics A/N
@@km_wm bc people on ao3 are getting married or giving birth or having their beta readers get sent to a mental institute so they have to print out and mail their fics for them to beta read or getting crippled after a car accident or having a manslaughter case they were accused of finally being dropped. and then they apologise for slow updates/not being able to update
It’s a rule to not date the students (as it is everywhere), student died due to student teacher relationship, and everyone knows he is known for sleeping with students….and he still has a job.
Man, seniority must go far in that universe.
Honestly yep sounds right to me
the only realistic part in all of the novel
Actually pretty accurate.
They can't fire him because he owns the whole damn university
coming back “negative” for schizophrenia like its a litmus test 💀
Bruh that's the part that got me 💀💀💀
no like she admitted herself to a mental hospital with no diagnosis like that's not how that works unless you're an active danger??
She didn't get enough points to pass lmao
Poor girl failed the mental hospital admissions test.
@@loonartmswho says she isn’t? If I was mental health professional I’d admit her after reading this novel
"what in the ebony darkness dementia raven way" LMFAOOOO I DIED
Any romance book with the words “Possessed”, “claimed” or “owned”: 🚩🚩🚩
Thank you , I swear so many ppl just act like that’s normal 😭
"captive" is also a big risk.
Well, the word "Possessed" can still refer to being possessed by a ghost if the book is apart of the horror and romantic genre.
@@Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up._Hi "He possessed my body, I was his. And he wanted to try eating for the first time in 100 years"
@@Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up._Hi Fair enough. I’ll accept that way of using posessed😂
i once read a snape x reader fanfic as a joke and tbh their chemistry was still better than this
PFFTTTT
Based. Alan Rickman is handsome af.
BAHA
Don’t be shy share the link.
I have read plenty of x reader fics that have better chemistry than in this book.
Not to toot my own horn, but I was raised Mormon and I wrote better sex scenes than this even when I wrote my very first one that had a line like “they went until they finished,” of course they did, Allison.
lmao
NAhh 😭🙏 please share more I cant-
effing dying rn this is so funny and for what.
@@Wurmss well in my Claudius and Tessa series, Claudius is looking at Tessa and then thinks “I should finger this girl in this theater.” Then pulls an Alanis Morrisette and goes down on her in this theater. You know, as you do.
Omg 😂
had to remind your readers they weren’t still doing it through the whole rest of the story
“Battering ram trying to split her open” 💀💀💀💀💀
"Magic eyes magic pussy"
Bruh who writes this shit?
The first time sounded pretty SA-ish ngl, she was like “this is my first time” and he just… Physically hurt her
yeah theres no way thats not abusive in some way. like, even if she enjoys it, a partner should NEVER say that they're a bad choice for a first time and do zero preparation. i dont like the teacher in this book and i dont like how he treats corvina sexually, but i hope he at least did aftercare. also she would definitely be bleeding at least a little after he just violently ripped through her hymen (unless she broke it earlier on in her life)
Even Christian Grey who “only fucks... made love” to her because it was her first time.
that was my first thought as well.
also the wohle „you‘re mine“ thing makes me uncomfortable
that was my first thought as well.
also the wohle „you‘re mine“ thing makes me feel uncomfortable
yeah gave me flashbacks of my first time, which was SA and wasn't fun at all. i cannot believe that ppl are reading that and thinking it's sexy or okay
You know when people say _”People today should read more books!”_ well, this isn’t what they meant.
Hahahaha
The author needs to read more books to understand how to write a good romance novel and the reader needs to read more books to cleanse their eyes of the sin they have willingly witnessed
Yes it is. 😂
Magic eyes, magic 🐱 ..... how romantic!
No one could convince me that this isn't originally a snape x hermoine fanfic 💀💀💀😊
LMAO
Don’t even go there 😂😂😂😂
stop 😭
Nah that off brand Wednesday
DONT START LMAO
as you were introducing the book and it's premise i thought "huh, this Vad Deverell physical description reminds me of Divus Crewel from hit mobile game Disney Twisted Wonderland...and a book with a bunch of crow motifs, just like the setting of twisted wonderland...a college that's held in a gothic castle, on a mountain, just like...........twisted...wonderland...."
if there's ever a moment i hoped im just projecting, this would be it. bc if i swear i connected some forbidden dots i might just ask "jade" to end me.
Wild Twst fan :D
OH MY- 😂 YOU DIDNT
Corvina and ebony would either be besties or straight up enemies with how similar they are
They would definitely duke it out to the death
But Enoby is cooler, if they end up fighting, she would win.
Ayyeeee it’s the professor!
Enemies to lovers
@@just-trying-my-best-everyday someone call those artists who draw the bimbofication memes kissing & commission them to draw ebony and corvina as girlfriends
"commanding the molecules around him to shift"
what a weird way to say that he was moving
commanding the molecules around him to shit
The author was trying to sound fancy 'n shit😭😭 I know that because that's what I do sometimes...
Fr, that sounds like some crap I’d put in an essay due in 30 minutes to make it sound like I actually put some effort into it 💀
@@howinnocentistheday PLSSS 😭😭
that's the type of shit you write when you tryna increase the word count 💀
alternate title: 38 minutes of leonie trying to call this book horrible without kink shaming
I'm disgusted that '''kink shaming''''' is truly a word now, considering how disgusting things people glorified by calling it kinky
@@chilling_koalabold words for someone whose existence can be summed up as "the kinkiest way to experience social masochism"
@@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 what the hell
@@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028
Eh?
@@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 bro....
“Steer clear of me, little crow.”
See now I wish this was a Choose-your-own-adventure where you could say “okay” and have Corvina drop the class within the first week and re-register for a different time slot with a different professor, ending the book early and getting the Good Ending.
This is such a good idea
Actually- GOOD IDEA.
Okayyyy
This should’ve been canon
YES!
8:28 I misheard that he came in with "diarrhea in his hand", which is clearly fitting for this kind of book
SAMEEE
Being accepted by a university you haven't even applied for - what could possibly go wrong?
lmao for real
what in the danganronpa
@@mxrdersimulator NOO
It’s secretly a plot by King Boo to capture your brother.
At least some of them applied beforehand in Danganronpa (I think.) This 100x worse.
New drinking game: every time the word "Madness" is used in the book, we take a shot.
(Edit: obviously a joke, don't die y'all)
No don’t, you’ll get alcohol poisoning!
We’d be wasted after a few pages already…💀
I solved the murder mystery!! You died with Alcohol Poisoning :)
WooK. BaKOn MIRCTOWA
sorry guys I tried the challenge and got drunk
16:38 the whole siren/sailor/pirate monologue is 10 times funnier when you remember that corvina is a type of fish 😭😭
BRO THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
Lol
IT COULDVE BEEN SUCH A FUN INTENDED REFERENCE FROM THE WRITER;
ie. this book makes me furious, even being a beginner author it's just so .. arrogant.
It's actually ironic because Corvina is meant to mean a type of bird but is actually a fish, whereas sirens were mythical creatures often misunderstood and represented as beautiful mermaids (half-fish women) but are in fact horrifying deceitful creatures that are half-bird, half-woman. So the unintentional insult comes back around in the end lol. 😂
WHEEEZEE 😂
“‘don’t call me sir,’ he commanded” is an incredibly funny line
Pro tip: anyone who says they’re bad for you and you should stay away from them is telling the truth. Stay the f*ck away from them.
128 likes and no comments?
That didn't stop Bella Swan 😆 (sorry not sorry)
Yeah no good person would ever say that
What about’ mah boi Alastair? 🥲🥲
( Carstairs** | Shadowhunters )
as a fanfic writer i can assure you we have way higher standards than this
No... No, you don't.
@@Warhammer_lover you clearly never read any fics in ao3 then
as a fanfic reader, i agree.
@@Warhammer_lover чел... Ты серьезно?)
Even as a fanfic writer who knows what I write is "meh" at best to people (and I am okay with what I write and it's enough for me) I still put a ton of effort into my work to meet my standards
I REALLY hate predatory relationships glamorized in books (happens in a lot of regular romance too??), but you made me laugh so much I could get through this horrible story
A lot of people say they hate stuff like this, but harlequin romances with the most cliché of masculine archetypes and sexual themes are still widely read by women nonetheless. If it really isn't something women like fantasizing about, there wouldn't be a market for it.
People liking doesn't make it not problematic. Media does not exist in a vacuum
@@kinrateia Exactly. It’s like Leonie says, the lack of consent from the protagonist and romanticization of a controlling man is what makes this kind of story dangerous, especially when he’s always blaming her for HIS attraction to her and his stupid “madness.” I don’t want to read stories like this at all but I know that some romance writers can depict how to have a sub/dom relationship that is healthy and consensual. GOTHIKA ain’t it
Exactly yes!!!!!
@@Hooga89 did you know that women are individuals and therefor have different opinions and likes and dislikes? the more you know!!!