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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @gapastro
    @gapastro 8 лет назад +3820

    I don't even understand what happened.

    • @overwatchtopplays3296
      @overwatchtopplays3296 8 лет назад +48

      same xD

    • @LmocinemodSD
      @LmocinemodSD 8 лет назад +152

      About 10 bajillion glitches involving portals. As it turns out, the Source engine doesn't play nice with portals, especially when saves and loads are involved. :P

    • @SlyInvasion
      @SlyInvasion 8 лет назад +111

      He thought with portals, that's all.

    • @Takedownairsoft1
      @Takedownairsoft1 8 лет назад +5

      Yep I'm kust like wuuuuuuuuuuuut

    • @ToxicatorzOfficial
      @ToxicatorzOfficial 8 лет назад +2

      using glitches

  • @stevenli1385
    @stevenli1385 7 лет назад +1555

    *Gets portal gun*
    ~10 seconds later~
    Glados: "Welcome to test chamber four"

    • @Anklejbiter
      @Anklejbiter 5 лет назад +16

      I wish this was a joke, but it's actually what happened.

  • @artakd
    @artakd 7 лет назад +2662

    When u need less then 2 hours in order to refund the game on steam

    • @benshillabeer3094
      @benshillabeer3094 6 лет назад +9

      artakd xd

    • @getsnipedkid3627
      @getsnipedkid3627 6 лет назад +4

      At this point it isn’t very i joy able

    • @greatleader541
      @greatleader541 6 лет назад +10

      artakd lol but i think this person played many hours in order to become this fast

    • @Podajnicjack
      @Podajnicjack 6 лет назад +2

      In fact I could Buy it,play it on chill and refund it beacuse I made it in 2hours and 30~minutes xD

    • @Edward-lo5ip
      @Edward-lo5ip 6 лет назад +1

      You can do such a thing without speedrunning, because first portal is a trash game

  • @grengar7763
    @grengar7763 6 лет назад +363

    This next test is impo-
    *in elevator*

    • @mint2955
      @mint2955 5 лет назад +10

      The next comment cannot be stol--
      *Already stole comment*

    • @orphanerirus1735
      @orphanerirus1735 4 года назад +1

      I completed that champer with that glitch becaus im noob

  • @rosariosta3899
    @rosariosta3899 8 лет назад +745

    "The only thing you managed to break so far is my heart".
    My ass.

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 лет назад +18

      And my brain.

    • @rosariosta3899
      @rosariosta3899 8 лет назад +6

      i just read the whole comment section and love how you answered all "cheat, tool assist" comments. that's true dedication.

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 лет назад +1

      Rosari Osta I had like 2 hours of spare time.

    • @Kya10
      @Kya10 8 лет назад +3

      Lol i read that just when she say it in the video xD

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre 7 лет назад +6

      They broke your poor donkey, I'm so sorry. D:

  • @rebusn1505
    @rebusn1505 8 лет назад +2247

    Y'know, I don't mind people going through glitches for speed runs. The fact that people have to "find" these glitches is where the hard work is put in. Not to mention getting them all right in one run.

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 лет назад +26

      I love you for saying this.

    • @snorehacks3561
      @snorehacks3561 8 лет назад +43

      dude you saved this comment section.

    • @AnimeFanFTW25
      @AnimeFanFTW25 8 лет назад +42

      Finally, someone that gets it. MVP comment right here.

    • @robertstenzel8455
      @robertstenzel8455 8 лет назад +6

      Thank you for being reasonable.

    • @fallout1953
      @fallout1953 8 лет назад +5

      Exactly

  • @doodle_2much
    @doodle_2much 8 лет назад +2242

    "Hi guys welcome to my portal let's play where we... welp, were done! Thanks for watching!"

    • @PrinceJethroIV
      @PrinceJethroIV 8 лет назад +17

      Lol

    • @CloudsBiggestFan
      @CloudsBiggestFan 8 лет назад +2

      It wasn't real because he somehow allowed his game to no clip everything

    • @kidavalon2004
      @kidavalon2004 8 лет назад

      it was a tas

    • @beniba100
      @beniba100 8 лет назад +3

      Glitches

    • @Spectre872
      @Spectre872 8 лет назад +34

      +Bizarro that's not how it works.
      The default speedrun categories generally allow glitches, for God's sake stop making false comments if you have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @HarryIndeed
    @HarryIndeed 7 лет назад +493

    Glados be like "just stop for a second and let me talk!"

  • @elijaharchuleta1279
    @elijaharchuleta1279 8 лет назад +3022

    makes me feel like a potato watching this

    • @Dogtrio
      @Dogtrio 8 лет назад +1

      ^

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 8 лет назад +25

      Really? makes me feel like a lemon.

    • @boxadmiral
      @boxadmiral 8 лет назад +6

      +The Hidden Ninja A combustible one?

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 8 лет назад +2

      Precisely.
      And the potato that Elijah feels like is being used as a battery, yes?

    • @boxadmiral
      @boxadmiral 8 лет назад +1

      The Hidden Ninja And being used to make a vinegar+baking soda volcano?

  • @Redditbedstories69
    @Redditbedstories69 7 лет назад +546

    "this next test is impossible"
    *runs through it under 1 second*

    • @oof589
      @oof589 5 лет назад

      @バンシーブランク hi sayed under ._.

    • @MaximBG
      @MaximBG 5 лет назад

      Time stamp?

    • @ThatSmilingTophat
      @ThatSmilingTophat 5 лет назад +1

      Maxim BG 4:18

    • @bustapunk101
      @bustapunk101 4 года назад

      Well... she wasn’t lying

  • @wis7604
    @wis7604 7 лет назад +1207

    90% in an elevator
    2% in the opening cube
    8% RUNNING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

    • @baconboiiscoolandnice
      @baconboiiscoolandnice 6 лет назад +11

      Nicholas Ho GOT PLACES TO GO GOT TO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

    • @impazie
      @impazie 6 лет назад +16

      *Jumping backwards at 3000 mph*

    • @froggers9096
      @froggers9096 5 лет назад +1

      correction: 90 percent is he or she clipping thru walls

  • @isaacoftheraine3985
    @isaacoftheraine3985 5 лет назад +115

    gLaDOS: these portal devices are completely safe
    this dude: *GLITCHING THROUGHOUT SPACE AND TIME*

  • @Cyortonic
    @Cyortonic 8 лет назад +865

    Comments: "I don't consider this as a speed run because you glitched."
    The Any% Speed run rules: "A run with no additional completion requirements; anything goes."
    Wikipedia's definition:"A speedrun is a play-through (or a recording thereof) of a video game performed with the intention of completing it as fast as possible... Speedrunners often exploit imperfectly designed game mechanics to do unexpected and unusual things that save time. "

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 лет назад +22

      ***** Talking about the people who say "This isn't a speed run, you glitched"

    • @ApexHydra-
      @ApexHydra- 8 лет назад +1

      Haha you are on a mission to correct people!

    • @ApexHydra-
      @ApexHydra- 8 лет назад +1

      I literally almost see you on every comment haha

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 лет назад +1

      Dylan Dees
      I have nothing better to do, so I just go through the newest first comments on this video and prove people wrong.

    • @ApexHydra-
      @ApexHydra- 8 лет назад

      Cyortonic Haha okay

  • @wackyninja9259
    @wackyninja9259 8 лет назад +558

    Im more amazed at the fact that he did like 90 precent of it backwards lol

    • @Murph1802
      @Murph1802 8 лет назад +70

      Thats because you bhop faster backwards in Portal. Its for speed not showing off

    • @razorkee7600
      @razorkee7600 8 лет назад +40

      In the source engine Bhopping forwards was really op and quite easy to get a lot of momentum with, in portal the creators thought of that and fixed the forward momentum, fortunately for speedrunners they forgot about backwards momentum =D!

    • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
      @IBeforeAExceptAfterK 7 лет назад +50

      It's a bit more complicated than that. It's not so much that they forgot about backwards momentum so much as it is that their fix for bunny hopping actually created a much more potent method for gaining speed due to the way that it tries to prevent bhopping. Basically, if the engine detects that you're going too fast, it'll push you in the opposite direction to slow you down. But if you turn around mid-air after your first jump, it tricks the engine into pushing in the wrong direction, giving you more speed...which makes the engine push even harder, granting even more speed. Rinse and repeat.

    • @kabinettv
      @kabinettv 7 лет назад +46

      PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT

    • @hoodfavmelly4475
      @hoodfavmelly4475 7 лет назад +2

      BOI!!!!!!!!

  • @ABagOfLag
    @ABagOfLag 8 лет назад +819

    4:18
    "This next test is impossible, make no attempt to solve it"
    "k"

  • @Nistaa
    @Nistaa 5 лет назад +179

    Normal player : portal gun is cool but limited.
    Speedrunner: that is godmode

  • @gamkew1366
    @gamkew1366 7 лет назад +789

    It doesn't matter how fast you go, the cake will still be a lie

    • @vetski4912
      @vetski4912 6 лет назад +6

      I cannot say how much I love and/or hate you

    • @fuzzzbuzzz4208
      @fuzzzbuzzz4208 6 лет назад +3

      It’s actually not

    • @satire7801
      @satire7801 5 лет назад +3

      There is cake in the game

    • @ptur12345
      @ptur12345 5 лет назад +1

      We can still try, and will still try.

  • @xxpistonxx7923
    @xxpistonxx7923 7 лет назад +962

    friend comes round my house
    friend: can i play portal?
    me: just wait 8 minutes, i need to complete the whole game once.

    • @idoyamner3975
      @idoyamner3975 6 лет назад +5

      xXpistonXx ! -friend goes from my house-

    • @lonelystar9446
      @lonelystar9446 6 лет назад +36

      xXpistonXx ! I have portal, I have a PC, and I have the speed-running skills! Now I just need a friend.

    • @travosk8668
      @travosk8668 6 лет назад +33

      xXpistonXx ! I expected a different punch line.
      I thought you were going to say
      Friend: Can I play Portal?
      Me: yes but we only have 8 minutes.
      Friend: It's enough.

    • @povthejokewentoveryourhead2938
      @povthejokewentoveryourhead2938 3 года назад

      @@travosk8668 hol up

  • @alanthor1266
    @alanthor1266 7 лет назад +316

    When they said "Think with portals"
    I did not expect this.

    • @Sulph023
      @Sulph023 6 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @bruno13532
      @bruno13532 6 лет назад +20

      Well... They said think with portals, not to fuck with fourth dimension

  • @sasukaye8983
    @sasukaye8983 6 лет назад +429

    Speedrunners are humans they said.

  • @matthewagnihotri4540
    @matthewagnihotri4540 8 лет назад +1031

    Now do it with a guitar hero controller

  • @iloveramune8176
    @iloveramune8176 8 лет назад +1671

    Imagine the countless hours of training and tries this would take

    • @donmoccachino3867
      @donmoccachino3867 8 лет назад +65

      That man deserves some serious applause.

    • @donmoccachino3867
      @donmoccachino3867 8 лет назад +11

      ***** Sure, nice and tight my boy.

    • @Pabular
      @Pabular 8 лет назад +12

      Oh yes, Daddy.

    • @vhaitan2862
      @vhaitan2862 8 лет назад +14

      Mr. Noose that sounds SO wrong

    • @Obeliss
      @Obeliss 8 лет назад +11

      Vhaitan that's not his name apparently he's a zombie...?

  • @verisminus3598
    @verisminus3598 7 лет назад +378

    I have seen the fourth dimension

  • @littleuzi2775
    @littleuzi2775 6 лет назад +130

    "We shouldn't have gave her that damn gun"

  • @TheHaymeister
    @TheHaymeister 7 лет назад +691

    when you only got 10 minutes before bed

  • @uidsea
    @uidsea 8 лет назад +4022

    "This next test is impossible. Make no atte- Well shit"

    • @hauthicus
      @hauthicus 8 лет назад +7

      Hey uidsea, didn't expect to see you here.

    • @uidsea
      @uidsea 8 лет назад +15

      Hauthicus I love speedruns yo.

    • @ScrufflePubble
      @ScrufflePubble 8 лет назад

      +uidsea the u should check out sdgq

    • @uidsea
      @uidsea 8 лет назад +5

      007man25 I do every year.

    • @ScrufflePubble
      @ScrufflePubble 8 лет назад

      +uidsea cool

  • @XbardackX
    @XbardackX 8 лет назад +130

    I blinked, 7 test chambers missed.

  • @dontreadmyprofilepicture5209
    @dontreadmyprofilepicture5209 7 лет назад +454

    everyone here freaking out over the speed & glitches yet I'm here wondering how to get that sticker on the gun

    • @kozelrc3225
      @kozelrc3225 7 лет назад +5

      Don't Read My Profile Picture it is a mod

    • @okarihS
      @okarihS 6 лет назад +13

      Custom Portal skins; you can change the Portal gun textures

    • @vuice6601
      @vuice6601 5 лет назад +1

      @@okarihS true probably @JKR idk about that cuz portal does not have a workshop

    • @N1ko0L
      @N1ko0L 5 лет назад +1

      @@vuice6601 mods via legacy methods like nexusmods.com but this one is fully custom but pretty easy to do it's just a texture

    • @graisballs1655
      @graisballs1655 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @antonius9287
    @antonius9287 7 лет назад +296

    I blinked what happend?

    • @cristescustefancosmin1844
      @cristescustefancosmin1844 6 лет назад +1

      O he is on his 1000 lap

    • @HarmonicVector
      @HarmonicVector 6 лет назад

      The entire game happened.
      But the miracle never happen.

    • @Aeviu
      @Aeviu 6 лет назад +2

      You blinked once in the space of 8 minutes?

    • @midas8877
      @midas8877 6 лет назад

      @@Aeviu xD

    • @nova6902
      @nova6902 5 лет назад

      He broke reality itself, speedrunned through the fourth dimension in 3 seconds with portals and then broke glados, escaped, and lived a happy life since.

  • @Stubbsie8
    @Stubbsie8 8 лет назад +388

    how the fuck do people figure out this shit I have no idea whats going on

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 8 лет назад +21

      Community!

    • @Haeruna
      @Haeruna 8 лет назад

      hes mostly using no-clip cheats and glitches..

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 8 лет назад +68

      ***** No cheats necessarily, but definitely glitching/exploiting the game.

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 8 лет назад +1

      They figure it out by playing the game looking for stuff like this.

    • @Cookie-ss3um
      @Cookie-ss3um 8 лет назад +31

      no cheats at all... just exploiting errors in the game which is totally fine in a speedrun, its about finishing it without EXTERNAL tools. so as long as its a glich in the game using it ok!

  • @androidedoidao
    @androidedoidao 8 лет назад +931

    i't feels like the whole.game is in a strong acid trip

  • @arthurthekyogre9155
    @arthurthekyogre9155 5 лет назад +50

    Me: what the heck just happened!?
    My subconciousness: *t o e x p l a i n t h a t w e n e e d t o t a l k a b o u t p a r a l l e l u n i v e r s e s*

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 года назад

      I'm gonna give this comment half a like

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 года назад

      @@WiloPolis03 i'm suprised i got any likes at all lol

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 года назад

      @@arthurthekyogre9155 Well, Arthur """"""""""the"""""""""" Kyogre, let me explain...

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 года назад

      @@WiloPolis03 ok...?

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 года назад

      @@arthurthekyogre9155 Lol I was just attempting to reference the same meme, apparently a big cringe tho

  • @NotJustSomeGuy
    @NotJustSomeGuy 8 лет назад +104

    Noice. It's cool to see the portal community still alive!

    • @NotJustSomeGuy
      @NotJustSomeGuy 8 лет назад +36

      No Pun intended

    • @jajo9548
      @jajo9548 8 лет назад +14

      well that's a shame because it was a good one

    • @logerer5633
      @logerer5633 8 лет назад +13

      STILL ALIVE

    • @Skylarr
      @Skylarr 8 лет назад

      Was about to comment about the pun xD

    • @mani-inam
      @mani-inam 8 лет назад +3

      But hey, this speedrun was a triumph, but hey, I'm just making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS. Its pretty hard to overestimate my satisfaction. And about Aperture Science, they do what they must, because they can. But hey, its for the good of all of us, well, exept the ones who are dead...
      HAH

  • @HerasUwU
    @HerasUwU 8 лет назад +848

    i completed portal 1 in 6 hours
    and you completed in 10 mins speedrunning
    great work

  • @themagnuspowfilms5956
    @themagnuspowfilms5956 8 лет назад +285

    Once he got that portal gun...
    All hell broke loose

  • @gloobblob5155
    @gloobblob5155 7 лет назад +94

    *How It Feels to Chew 5 Gum*

    • @liam.28
      @liam.28 6 лет назад +4

      Loses speedrun *how it feels to chew 111 gum*

    • @catsmack8690
      @catsmack8690 4 года назад +2

      How it feels to chew

  • @hesejese
    @hesejese 8 лет назад +223

    I have no idea what is happening but it looks cool

  • @Svvicu
    @Svvicu 8 лет назад +327

    Speedrunners 10 years back: let's finish the game fast!
    Speedrunners now: let's break the game so much it gives up and gives me the victory!

    • @CurlyHairedRogue
      @CurlyHairedRogue 8 лет назад +47

      Hardly, it's more like: Let's find strategic little holes in the code that I can shorten the ride to the end with. They don't "break the game."

    • @AcroGrade
      @AcroGrade 8 лет назад +1

      +Soda Spit-Take it looks pretty crazy though.

    • @CurlyHairedRogue
      @CurlyHairedRogue 8 лет назад

      +carPERSON871 crazy doesn't always discredit the legitimacy of the process.

    • @AttemptingaPod
      @AttemptingaPod 8 лет назад +1

      Tfw that's the responsibility of the designers for leaving the glitch in the game, in a time where games are much more complex than 10 years ago and thus HAVE MORE BUGS.

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 8 лет назад +4

      Speedrunners were doing speedruns this way back with the old Atari and SEGA computers.

  • @izor0826
    @izor0826 8 лет назад +236

    what the fuck is going on?

    • @G4M1N6
      @G4M1N6 8 лет назад +15

      +Robin Hansson bunny hopps and glitching portals

    • @pneu_8365
      @pneu_8365 8 лет назад +84

      Art.

    • @SunsetBear
      @SunsetBear 8 лет назад +2

      actually it's abh

    • @M3iscool
      @M3iscool 8 лет назад

      Working the level spawn system by portaling straight to the elevators too.

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 7 лет назад +143

    I was following for like... 20 seconds. Then something happened and... I don't know

  • @Sharku-Sharku
    @Sharku-Sharku 8 лет назад +435

    How people find these glitches? It's crazy.

    • @tobydineen
      @tobydineen 8 лет назад +17

      Venusaur ikr its incredible

    • @TheDiabloTheBest
      @TheDiabloTheBest  8 лет назад +116

      Let's be honest, most glitches are found randomly, what's harder though is to actually use these glitches to speed up the game :p In portal there are a lot of cool tricks that are... well so far useless for speedrun, they're just cool tricks to mess around.

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 7 лет назад +1

      Noclip

    • @CaseyEm
      @CaseyEm 6 лет назад +1

      Venusaur how people english? It’s crazy.

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 6 лет назад

      Kīgankurisuchanmaiyā You can figure out how old he is by his profile picture.

  • @Nick-go9yd
    @Nick-go9yd 8 лет назад +273

    meth is one hell of a drug

    • @nikims_
      @nikims_ 7 лет назад

      Nick Phelps .m.

  • @firemythpage
    @firemythpage 7 лет назад +304

    How it feels to chew 5 gum

    • @zoaahh4287
      @zoaahh4287 7 лет назад

      SenpaiPug you deserve more likes

    • @elpaulo6513
      @elpaulo6513 7 лет назад +3

      SenpaiPug stimulate your senses

    • @lostbp
      @lostbp 7 лет назад +5

      i didnt know chewing gum involved breaking the laws of physics

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 6 лет назад +2

      SenpaiPug How it feels to chew 6 gum

    • @epiktechtests8246
      @epiktechtests8246 6 лет назад +4

      Stimulate your senses

  • @gregorisomariva6384
    @gregorisomariva6384 6 лет назад +82

    Finally I found a speedrun without any glitch

  • @silverblood4429
    @silverblood4429 8 лет назад +24

    "If everything seems under control, you're just not *going fast enough*."

  • @samuwall
    @samuwall 8 лет назад +411

    How the fuck do you know what you are doing, I can't even tell what's going on.

    • @Srcsqwrn
      @Srcsqwrn 8 лет назад +11

      Lots of practice, and coordination.

    • @crazysnipez5
      @crazysnipez5 8 лет назад +2

      he has it memorized

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 8 лет назад +2

      Portal exploits. (Saving near a portal)

    • @Nooblolftw
      @Nooblolftw 8 лет назад

      I think he kept on glitching through walls at the elevators, then shooting a portal to the next elevator, and so on. That's all I got from it

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 8 лет назад +3

      Zedbrains They saved and quit next to a portal to create the no-clip glitch, but they cut out those parts. Therefore, they used their overall time instead of the full thing.

  • @theblackbull55
    @theblackbull55 6 лет назад +101

    Mum: Bedtime in 10 minutes!
    Me: Challenge accepted.

    • @mint2955
      @mint2955 5 лет назад +8

      *Mum comes in*
      Mum:it's bed ti-
      *Mum leaves the room*

  • @sonyvegas9838
    @sonyvegas9838 5 лет назад +57

    When your test subject starts breaking the laws of physics

  • @phdotsco
    @phdotsco 8 лет назад +322

    After watching this i feel that dumb i don't even know if i'm carrying out basic daily activities correctly anymore, i'd bet my months wages this guy can wash his hands in 1/1000th of the time it takes me and still get better results.
    There is literally nothing you can say that will convince me otherwise so don't even try.

    • @chrisoakland8036
      @chrisoakland8036 8 лет назад +56

      He plays Portal really well, that doesn't mean he's a hand sanitizing technician.

    • @phdotsco
      @phdotsco 8 лет назад +57

      Twisted Chikon i wish i could believe you.

    • @chrisoakland8036
      @chrisoakland8036 8 лет назад +14

      mcsofty
      Okay.

    • @tristonwilliams7730
      @tristonwilliams7730 8 лет назад +35

      yeah but think about sex finishing the fastest isnt always best

    • @Drsteezymcgee
      @Drsteezymcgee 8 лет назад

      xD

  • @Anklejbiter
    @Anklejbiter 5 лет назад +26

    I feel like giving the player control over both portals was a very grave mistake on GLaDOS' part.

  • @glorboguncho6108
    @glorboguncho6108 8 лет назад +80

    I have so much respect for speedrunners. It looks so difficult

  • @DsyBoss
    @DsyBoss 6 лет назад +206

    Cheater. You used portal

    • @TheDiabloTheBest
      @TheDiabloTheBest  6 лет назад +55

      I'm sorry ok D:

    • @DsyBoss
      @DsyBoss 6 лет назад +5

      Ninjin its ok. Also what god damn keyboard are you usin 0:10

    • @n-sanecrashfan1820
      @n-sanecrashfan1820 6 лет назад +1

      @@TheDiabloTheBest I did the same failed during back hoping

    • @vaisnow
      @vaisnow 5 лет назад +1

      @@DsyBoss Azerty or something

    • @vuice6601
      @vuice6601 5 лет назад +2

      @@DsyBoss hes using a french keyboard. Our first six keys are Q, W, E, R, T, Y, and the french keyboards are A, Z, E, R, T, Y. so they have to modify the keys for different versions

  • @bubbleman2002
    @bubbleman2002 8 лет назад +230

    Do it again! I wasn't lookin'!

    • @ethanfoster2626
      @ethanfoster2626 8 лет назад +1

      +Silverblood who says "fuckstick" Dafuq?

    • @ethanfoster2626
      @ethanfoster2626 8 лет назад

      +Silverblood *sigh* this is the internet calm down...

    • @ethanfoster2626
      @ethanfoster2626 8 лет назад

      +Silverblood well.. No one says "fuckstick"

    • @viggo7251
      @viggo7251 8 лет назад

      Silverblood Yeah, thats true.
      The Internet now adays..

    • @viggo7251
      @viggo7251 8 лет назад

      Trumpet Cat Sorry but you never said "no offense" you obv ment it..

  • @gwapo247
    @gwapo247 8 лет назад +141

    you wanted that cake that much huh ;)

  • @yaseen157
    @yaseen157 8 лет назад +25

    These speed runs do nothing but amaze me, nice one!

    • @johnhayton4696
      @johnhayton4696 8 лет назад +15

      Yup I have no idea what is happening

    • @lubedhomo
      @lubedhomo 8 лет назад +4

      glitch runs*

    • @yaseen157
      @yaseen157 8 лет назад +1

      Gabe Newell thanks for the clarification Mr. Newell

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 8 лет назад

      Glitch runs are a category of speedruns.

    • @soop4584
      @soop4584 8 лет назад

      Any% speedrun*

  • @randomgamestuff5192
    @randomgamestuff5192 5 лет назад +36

    *Everything's chill untill Ninjin gets a portal gun...*

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 5 лет назад +1

      Real Ninjin fans know him as Diablo

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 4 года назад

      everything is chell

  • @ShildGG
    @ShildGG 5 лет назад +33

    When mom says that u only got a 10 minutes to play computer

    • @-xcllnt150
      @-xcllnt150 5 лет назад +2

      Русский человек пишет по английски,по любому через гугл переводчик

    • @hamsterdreams4676
      @hamsterdreams4676 5 лет назад

      Ильдар ваще зачотно пошутил, красава

  • @FangsofYima
    @FangsofYima 8 лет назад +956

    Anytime someone complains about glitches on a speedrun vid:
    *sighs loudly and looks into the camera like on the office*

    • @ichmag11
      @ichmag11 8 лет назад +58

      b-but glitch is ceahting and is no rel spedruhn!!!

    • @lubedhomo
      @lubedhomo 8 лет назад +5

      +Ichmag calm down my son

    • @ichmag11
      @ichmag11 8 лет назад +13

      Gabe Newell
      but only if you gief knief

    • @schwiggityschwaggity6216
      @schwiggityschwaggity6216 8 лет назад

      i cen gev dranpore AWOP for 2 minceraft acunts ples

    • @lubedhomo
      @lubedhomo 8 лет назад +1

      +Ichmag you wish you sneaky lil shit lol

  • @XuberAxel
    @XuberAxel 6 лет назад +26

    "After 9 years of development..."

  • @AndreLuiz-ui5ou
    @AndreLuiz-ui5ou 5 лет назад +10

    *Get the Portal Gun*
    ~20 seconds later~
    GlAdOs: "Welcome to the final test"

  • @araecieon
    @araecieon 8 лет назад +17

    Why do I feel like this is the way portal is meant to be played

  • @marcbark4018
    @marcbark4018 8 лет назад +283

    Comments: "You glitched it its cheating!"
    Do you guys even know how *LONG* it takes to find those glitches and do them all perfectly in one run? Yep, thats what i thought.

    • @imtypingwords
      @imtypingwords 7 лет назад

      Marc Bark a day?

    • @m200
      @m200 7 лет назад +3

      imtypingwords 41 boi

    • @fcknmrcls
      @fcknmrcls 6 лет назад +6

      That sentence makes no sense. It could take a million years to find a glitch it could still be considered "cheating". Finding it is not the impressive part.

    • @rajhin8148
      @rajhin8148 6 лет назад +17

      In reality, even if they are glitching, they aren`t cheating, cheating is using an script, an program outside the game or modificating the archives, speedruning is how fast you can complete the game with the game mechanics, and glitching is taking advantage of them, Iam probably wrong because I dont know much about this, so please correct to me any mistake

    • @dominikschmitz138
      @dominikschmitz138 6 лет назад +4

      Cheating: "is generally used for the breaking of rules to gain unfair advantage in a competitive situation." - Wikipedia

  • @2Rice
    @2Rice 8 лет назад +133

    Somehow I stumbled upon this over the internet. Even though it has been close to 7 months since the posting of this video, and I've never even played portal before, but it looks impressive, even if I didn't know what was going on half the time. Even a complete outsider like me can appreciated hard work, finesse, and creativity.
    Cool video!

    • @TheDiabloTheBest
      @TheDiabloTheBest  8 лет назад +24

      Thanks ! Well I know the feel, youtube's new algorithm puts random shit in my recomendation tab lol, I recently had a darts video in my recomendation tab, even though it was like 4 years old...

  • @xKarma_411
    @xKarma_411 6 лет назад +40

    I forgot how to breath.

    • @liam.28
      @liam.28 6 лет назад +2

      xKarma _ I forgot how to blink

    • @mint2955
      @mint2955 6 лет назад +1

      Ok so you start the breathing by inhaling to get air in Ur lungs then exhale to Leto Ur the air in Ur lungs

    • @khodok9636
      @khodok9636 5 лет назад +4

      @@mint2955 when you sent that he was dead since about 5 months tho...

  • @coquelicot8442
    @coquelicot8442 8 лет назад +30

    WHAT the actual fuck are his controls? look, at the beginning, on the right side and have your mind blown.

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 лет назад +10

      AZERTY layout keyboard. They are common in Europe.

    • @KarstenOkk
      @KarstenOkk 8 лет назад +1

      Only in French speaking countries.

    • @nyesis4287
      @nyesis4287 8 лет назад

      Different keyboard

    • @coquelicot8442
      @coquelicot8442 8 лет назад

      oh I didn't know. thanks anyway

    • @josephchapman9636
      @josephchapman9636 8 лет назад

      Maybe a cheat used for the speed run? Don't know how that could help in any way but, that's just my theory. (Edit): Cyortonic's right. A azerty keyboard is real and is the case when it comes to the odd control keys.

  • @simoncoyle9242
    @simoncoyle9242 8 лет назад +94

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Sticker on the portal gun is a vegetable
    And so are you

  • @ZoezTV
    @ZoezTV 8 лет назад +62

    holy shit how do you bhop that fast backward do you know a hood tutorial?

    • @ZoezTV
      @ZoezTV 8 лет назад +4

      i mean man im not finished after 1 month and you need less than 10 minutes i think (got mobile phone)

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 8 лет назад

      It's ABH, not BHOP.

    • @Daedalus-_-
      @Daedalus-_- 8 лет назад

      what's the difference? (legit question)

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 лет назад +10

      Bhop is fowards, ABH is backwards and faster.

    • @Daedalus-_-
      @Daedalus-_- 8 лет назад

      Cyortonic ty

  • @Aura42069
    @Aura42069 5 лет назад +5

    GLaDOS:Very Good. You are now in possesion of the Aperture Science Handlend Portal Device
    **20 seconds later**
    GLaDOS:Welocme to test chamber four.

  • @qwerty1233787
    @qwerty1233787 7 лет назад +25

    there needs to be a game where this is the correct and only path to take

    • @hakenbacker
      @hakenbacker 6 лет назад +3

      They made a couple, superman 64 and E.T

  • @castlemaid
    @castlemaid 8 лет назад +61

    Comes in thinking it'll be a legit run, finds the guy is glitching through the entire map lol

    • @NinjaLP0
      @NinjaLP0 8 лет назад +24

      thats what speedruns are about right ?

    • @yasin5040
      @yasin5040 8 лет назад +13

      +Lars Ebeling
      ...actually yes

    • @MannequinOngaku
      @MannequinOngaku 8 лет назад +5

      Most speedruns use some amount of exploits in either the maps or the game mechanics. Just see mirror's edge, where they punch and kick their way across impossible distances :)

    • @Zanador
      @Zanador 8 лет назад +6

      There are plenty of "no out-of-bounds" or "no oob" Portal runs out there if that's more interesting to you.

    • @Christian-os3kk
      @Christian-os3kk 8 лет назад +3

      dude... like most of the speedrun world records in games are set, using gitches. and i mean most. not every single one

  • @dragon31206
    @dragon31206 8 лет назад +170

    this is scary.
    if the portal gun ever becomes real....this guy is never allowed to use it.
    ha ha ha ^_^

    • @thegamedoctor1457
      @thegamedoctor1457 8 лет назад +3

      Well he'd have to be able to save to do some of the glitches, so we are kinda safe.

    • @nathan2193
      @nathan2193 8 лет назад +1

      If a portal gun was real it could tear a hole in spacetime you imbecile.

    • @danwalter1119
      @danwalter1119 8 лет назад +2

      not really, if done correctly. The science behind it has some merit

    • @thegamedoctor1457
      @thegamedoctor1457 8 лет назад

      Dan Walter Fair enough but isnt it confirmed in portal that you have to have the moon dust coating over things for the portal gun to be able to shoot? I may be misremembering though.

    • @danwalter1119
      @danwalter1119 8 лет назад

      +The Game Doctor aperture laboratories made a 'paintable' substance out of the moon dust, to make normal surfaces "portalable". The moon dust is what the portal gun needs to be able to open a portal on the surface. That's why portals don't work on normal surfaces

  • @liambanner3557
    @liambanner3557 6 лет назад +12

    Valve - this is a challenging and intuitive ga-
    This guy already on the credits screen - huh? What's that you say? Oh yeh fun game btw

  • @hexerin
    @hexerin 8 лет назад +53

    What is that image on the door at 7:50?

    • @cainanfair8083
      @cainanfair8083 8 лет назад +47

      Hot anime gril

    • @MannequinOngaku
      @MannequinOngaku 8 лет назад +13

      Ene from Mekakucity Actors

    • @InsanityLulz
      @InsanityLulz 8 лет назад

      o ya bby gril

    • @karlj7979
      @karlj7979 8 лет назад +4

      Saucy Source: princedork.deviantart.com/art/Cyber-Ene-Mekaku-City-Actors-Render-477739518

    • @gaspshot
      @gaspshot 8 лет назад

      At 9:54 too. ;)

  • @Chr15Andr3w
    @Chr15Andr3w 8 лет назад +73

    uhm. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
    there's speedruns, and then there's GIVING THE GAME ACID UNTIL YOU WIN

  • @freddefree5380
    @freddefree5380 8 лет назад +281

    haters gonna say he is glitching

    • @Murph1802
      @Murph1802 8 лет назад +21

      but... he is?

    • @TheClevelander14
      @TheClevelander14 8 лет назад +36

      He obviously is not glitching, I don't know what video you watched but that was how the game is meant to be played.

    • @donmoccachino3867
      @donmoccachino3867 8 лет назад +2

      It wasnt :D I hope it was a joke that was meant to be funny (atleast not for me) but the game is supposed to be played "normally"... By letting the game guide you. Not glitching trough the floors. Yet, its still not a bad thing, and it was impressive as fuck.

    • @N0lta21
      @N0lta21 8 лет назад +4

      Lol he is

    • @annonymousmaniaciii
      @annonymousmaniaciii 7 лет назад +14

      And they are to be congratulated, because they will have demonstrated basic observational skills, and in doing so will have passed the second grade.

  • @tomwilde5778
    @tomwilde5778 7 лет назад +56

    I just did my first "speedrun" of Portal and got 42:25. I felt like I did decent. But then I looked up the world record and now I know I didn't do good at all. :d

    • @johnyang799
      @johnyang799 6 лет назад

      @Ryan Nordhagen But have to admit the imagination is just insane with this.

    • @finhz
      @finhz 5 лет назад

      With glitch?

  • @macsthepanda2136
    @macsthepanda2136 7 лет назад +7

    How many tears were shed when he had to change the title

  • @awrsish
    @awrsish 8 лет назад +23

    i love how you did my lifes work in eight minutes
    *clap clap clap
    clap*

    • @awrsish
      @awrsish 8 лет назад +2

      *appreciative
      nod*

  • @coolbrotherf127
    @coolbrotherf127 8 лет назад +22

    At first it looked like a normal speed run, then you broke everything.

  • @laquade1
    @laquade1 7 лет назад +90

    People complaining about the glitches is just as annoying as people complaining about people complaining about the glitches.

    • @laquade1
      @laquade1 7 лет назад +5

      People complaining about glitches is just as annoying as people complaining about people complaining about people complaining about glitches. wut.

    • @kite1435
      @kite1435 6 лет назад +3

      People complaining about people complaining about people complaining about glitches is just annoying as people complaining about glitches.

    • @judahusmc
      @judahusmc 6 лет назад

      META

    • @douglaspantz
      @douglaspantz 6 лет назад +4

      People making confusing comment chains is just as annoying as glitches complaining about people

    • @SandeMC
      @SandeMC 5 лет назад

      holy shit paradox

  • @ertiaa
    @ertiaa 8 лет назад +83

    Can you tell me why did you run backwards most of the time

    • @TheDiabloTheBest
      @TheDiabloTheBest  8 лет назад +28

      wiki.sourceruns.org/wiki/Accelerated_Back_Hopping

    • @Nickname688
      @Nickname688 8 лет назад +3

      BHOP script.

    • @TheDiabloTheBest
      @TheDiabloTheBest  8 лет назад +40

      Professor Chaos
      Actually just using the mouse wheel to jump, scripts are forbidden, and this is not BHOP this is ABH, it's way different.

    • @nightrous3026
      @nightrous3026 8 лет назад +31

      because you move faster if crouching and jumping with backwards momentum

    • @hostilemeerkatz6314
      @hostilemeerkatz6314 8 лет назад +1

      its a surf trick

  • @the-xm2qi
    @the-xm2qi 8 лет назад +75

    if i would do this in real life i would break the universe

    • @SuperEddiewardo
      @SuperEddiewardo 8 лет назад +104

      Just having the portal gun would be enough, mate

    • @vammamies
      @vammamies 8 лет назад +1

      wormholes are possible in theory tho.

    • @wezmarauder2754
      @wezmarauder2754 8 лет назад

      Antti-Jussi Nieminen Then you don't understand what scientific theory means. Wormholes are a *hypothetical* feature. So far not a single one has been proven to exist. They're also in the vein of total science fiction (not science fact) in games and movies and the ones proposed as a hypothesis are cosmological constructs which we humans have nowhere near enough the energy required to create on our own or form as we please. It would be like trying to stop ebbs and floods from happening on Earth - and that is in fact easier.
      In games and films they're really neat though. So far they're a hypothesis and not theory.

    • @vammamies
      @vammamies 8 лет назад +2

      So are you telling me, that they are not possible in theory?

    • @josan14basket
      @josan14basket 8 лет назад +1

      +Antti-Jussi Nieminen What Wez is trying to say is that even thought wormholes haven't been proven impossible yet, if they existed they wouldn't at all look likethe ones in this game.
      Besides one of the weirder parts about Portal is that any "object" between 2 portals immediatly has infinite potential energy, which would violate the first law of thermodynamics.

  • @HisRoyalStignes
    @HisRoyalStignes 8 лет назад +43

    How the hell does he even comprehend what is going on?

    • @hasster
      @hasster 7 лет назад +5

      The months of training.

  • @vizender
    @vizender 5 лет назад +7

    Glados : OH I WILL CONTROL EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD
    ninjin : *hold my beer*

  • @yewshun
    @yewshun 8 лет назад +6

    I like how after I watch any speed run video, I try to copy them in game and fail miserably I'm stuck in a wall now on the second test

  • @Burrell19
    @Burrell19 8 лет назад +5

    The whole time I had no clue wtf he was doing, yet I couldn't stop watching

  • @Linuxs108
    @Linuxs108 8 лет назад +84

    What is the world record for beating the game the "normal" way?

    • @LudusMachinae
      @LudusMachinae 8 лет назад +18

      look up non Out of bounds (OOB) world record

    • @Linuxs108
      @Linuxs108 8 лет назад +1

      Ludus Machinae Thanks for the tip!

    • @LudusMachinae
      @LudusMachinae 8 лет назад +4

      Linuxs108 also try glitchless becuase the non OOB is still glitch heavy its just not out of bounds like this one is

    • @Linuxs108
      @Linuxs108 8 лет назад

      Ludus Machinae Yeah, I just looked up OOB and noticed some glitches so I'll try glitchless as well. Cheers!

    • @LudusMachinae
      @LudusMachinae 8 лет назад

      Linuxs108 no not just "OOB" "non OOB"

  • @DeeOne4ik
    @DeeOne4ik 6 лет назад +3

    -This next test is imp...
    -"in the elevator"

  • @LinasVolodzka
    @LinasVolodzka 8 лет назад +46

    i really wonder how would GLaDOS wreact to this

    • @immanismjr5606
      @immanismjr5606 7 лет назад +3

      Mommento Moore You mean like an extra ending if you finish the game in 10 minutes? That would be awesome

    • @luiginator8050
      @luiginator8050 6 лет назад

      Mommento Moore what the hell.. I didn't even get to speak.

    • @mieshiacarr4340
      @mieshiacarr4340 6 лет назад

      Mommento Moore UI I jdjdjdnfnf
      D
      Dl

  • @reinzai5927
    @reinzai5927 8 лет назад +70

    what kind of speedrun is it??
    like, what is happen on this vid?

    • @ZyphLegend
      @ZyphLegend 8 лет назад +32

      It is known as OoB(Out of Bounds) or in general speedrunning terms, Any%

    • @quack3891
      @quack3891 8 лет назад

      +Yuuki Takashi
      Question is that Golden Darkness from To Love Ru
      Wrong video to ask but I was scrolling and I got bored ,-,

    • @DragonPonytheBrony
      @DragonPonytheBrony 8 лет назад

      yes it is

    • @reinzai5927
      @reinzai5927 8 лет назад

      lul, i know that.. XD

    • @Toriichii
      @Toriichii 8 лет назад

      +napalm I preferred Momo's one. Waiting for a Kotegawa one though since she's best girl

  • @Ansem511
    @Ansem511 8 лет назад +8

    Message to all of the people hating on the video:
    Let's start off with "What is a speedrun" - "A speedrun is a play-through (or a recording thereof) of a video game performed with the intention of completing a goal as fast as possible, most often to complete the game. Speedruns may cover a whole game or a selected part (such as a single level) and may impose additional requirements beyond quick completion."
    Long story short, COMPLETING THE GAME AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE THROUGH ANY MEANS NECESSARY
    This is most likely an Any% category which is where you use any method to reach the end as possible
    It is not 'cheating' because it is in the original source code for this patch of the game, thereby being 'glitches' which are allowed
    There are glitchless runs for a lot of games where you can watch a normal playthrough, where you can also stop bothering the runner of the game
    if you don't like speedrunning or think this is cheating, please do your research first
    Thank you :)

  • @alphixx1336
    @alphixx1336 5 лет назад +11

    How da hek did they bake that cake so fast? :/
    Litterly, when he was at the end the cake probably wasn’t even baked.

  • @darealrulezbreaker9493
    @darealrulezbreaker9493 8 лет назад +19

    4:22 uhm, why is it in my game not possible to put portals on that surface, but you can??

    • @nicholasmerritt2330
      @nicholasmerritt2330 8 лет назад

      Look up some tutorials on the Internet. I think it only works on PC though

    • @greenmumm
      @greenmumm 8 лет назад +13

      it's a glitch, it's pretty complicated and frankly I don't understand it very well so I can't explain the details.

    • @sokaries682
      @sokaries682 8 лет назад +4

      Nah, its easy, works on all platforms and all game versions. The portal just can't be exactly in the middle of that door, it has to be a little bit off in the front or the back

  • @matthewtaz7774
    @matthewtaz7774 8 лет назад +6

    Nice job! great run!

  • @EkisBanned
    @EkisBanned 7 лет назад +34

    He did use mods/hacks but it was only to get his logo on the portal gun

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 7 лет назад +24

      He literally just changed/modified one texture file.

    • @riyoak
      @riyoak 6 лет назад +4

      also modified position of some props if u didn't notice, also the video is editted ;)

    • @John-bv5ui
      @John-bv5ui 6 лет назад +1

      @@riyoak I doubt that

    • @John-bv5ui
      @John-bv5ui 6 лет назад +1

      @@riyoak in order to be wr it has to be verified first

  • @Armorcringe
    @Armorcringe 5 лет назад +4

    "please get back from the portal"
    *proceeds to get closer to the portal as possible*

  • @lukassaunders7420
    @lukassaunders7420 8 лет назад +27

    What were those controls at the start? Z,S,Q & D?

    • @lukassaunders7420
      @lukassaunders7420 8 лет назад +2

      Also WTF. How did he get out of the map and do all of that wierd elevator stuff?

    • @TheDiabloTheBest
      @TheDiabloTheBest  8 лет назад +13

      +Lukas Saunders AZERTY keyboard, so I basically use the same controls than you, just not the samekeys. and the weird stuff is just glitches, they all work on the steam version as well if you feel like trying, some of them are easy :p

    • @lukassaunders7420
      @lukassaunders7420 8 лет назад

      Ok cool. ;)

    • @LuxemTheFez
      @LuxemTheFez 8 лет назад

      +D14bl075 GG mec t'es un bon

  • @mistermeatballman5141
    @mistermeatballman5141 8 лет назад +122

    what the fuck am i watching

    • @myrkurvr
      @myrkurvr 8 лет назад +32

      madness

    • @nukegamer5750
      @nukegamer5750 8 лет назад

      Killed me :D

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 8 лет назад

      yiff

    • @devinhuang8329
      @devinhuang8329 8 лет назад

      HAHAHA exactly my reaction when he started glitching through walls and shit

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 8 лет назад

      George Murray madness?
      THIS IS PORTAL!

  • @xlorrix-6320
    @xlorrix-6320 5 лет назад +5

    Glados : glitch his voice
    This player : hold my beer

  • @Alina__Nyan
    @Alina__Nyan 7 лет назад +5

    "Now you're thinking with portals."