i was so confused when my comment from 6 years ago got liked, but yea i think from what i remember, this was a pretty fun video to watch and it's deserved to be seen by so many people
Imagine if something like this happened in real life there would be legends and depictions of the metal cube roaming the country side destroying kingdoms.
Imagine if they actually had this in medieval times. General "My lord the giant metal cube is aproaching". King "say goodbye to your family, God save us"
2:46 probably has to be the scariest part. Think about it: After losing most of your army, you finally think you finally have this cube cornered. Then it blows up, taking out what ever is left of your men. You think to yourself "at least the horror is finally over", until you catch a glimpse on the horizon of the small viechle, movingly almost mockingly. It drives off, and some how, some way, comes back with a fully refurbished cube the next day to finish off whatever's left of your kingdom.
Aber Lichthausengof are you German by chance, reason I ask is your name it sounds German and secondly Germans are amazing at mechanics (Stereotyping I know im sorry)
Best comment because the Germans were making deals with aliens and doing heavy drugs to get America in on becoming a new alpha race by killing off the weak of their flocks creating a real government to battle she shit European government they created NASA... Alex Jones says it better but that made these comments gold to me
Lemme get this straight: So you blow a peasant up, recover what's left of the body, proceed to drag it about while setting it on fire, then throw him at his own house? I wonder what he did to you.
@@clementpoon120 Can we talk about how he bombed a guy across the map, burnt him to a crisp, shot his body with a cannon, and loaded him into a catapult. All before launching his corpse through his house?
youre a middle aged peasant tending to his sheep when you see a huge metal cube roll into the village. the nearby garrison charges at it, but two hatches open on the cube and slaughter the soldiers with one volley of cannonfire. another hatch opens, and a small vehicle charges out, holding the largest explosive you've ever seen. the thing zooms over to your house, unveils a flamethrower, and burns it to the ground, then blasts the ashes to the sky. a final hatch opens on the cube, revealing a dense and massive catapult, which chucks another gigantic explosive into the nearby fort. as you lay dying next to your sheep from the shock wave, you wonder if god really intended for this to happen.
You have to understand how terrifying this would be as well. Imagine: You're the king of some medieval kingdom, and you've heard of countless castles and forces being blown to utter bits by a strange box that seems far further advanced than anything you could come up with. It never destroys any two castles in the exact same way, and it has a technique for anything it could come across. And now this thing is at your doorstep. You haven't even sent your knights out and you're already afraid of what the next trick it has is going to be. Is it going to use that smaller vehicle it has? The cannons? Or maybe that catapult built in that you've also heard about? Or maybe it's going to use a weapon you've never seen before... This isn't just a seige weapon. This is a weapon designed to make the most strong-willed leader sh!t their pants.
Just imagine being one of the soldiers at 2:30 , this massive metal structure that has just fired cannons at your legion wiping out swaths of your men has just released some strange smaller metal creation, you order your men to rush into the now opened main structure. After passing through the door the structure starts moving, forcing more of your legion into it's iron maw, the opening closes. As your men look around realizing there is nothing but more cold hard steel on the inside as they are swiftly immolated.
My favourite thing about this whole thing is the way that the lil' doors open for their individual functions. The way they slowly open can only be described as perfect comedic timing
After cutting the guy apart with a sawblade, running him over 8 times, grabbing him, smearing his face against the ground while scorching his ass and then load him in a machine to be dispensed by a catapult to destroy his own home like low budget ammunition.
@@majorhavoc5490 i fkin died. It confused me for a second as he switched to the rc buggy The machine just pushed on in the background with the party in its mouth. Kaboooom
*the cube just opens then turns into a death circle and rolls around after killing everything it acts like everything's fine and goes back to being a cube and dormant for another 20 years after taking all of their souls*
>Be me >Peasant living in cottage >See a weird block thing in the distance >Decide it's probably nothing >5 minutes later >Its a war machine >deargod.jpg >It throws me a mile from my home >It grabs me, cooks me alive and puts me in the cube >I'm used as ammunition to destroy my own cottage
imagine this fortress in a role-playing game: "sir, we're being attacked!" "what are their numbers?" "it's just a massive metal box!" "...what..." "It came through the front gate, we're doomed!" "didn't we need a bridge to pass that?" "the box didn't!"
rewatching this five years after it was uploaded feels surreal, especially knowing the game itself came out six months prior to the video! What's more impressive tho is that back then, we didn't have all the automation and programming options the game has to offer now. Even though there has been a step up in besiege creations since the logic updates, this godly machine is not only an engineering masterpiece but also a very, very challenging vehicle to handle, even up to this day. A beast of legend. PS: Pretty sure this particular video also contributed heavily to the creation of the "best besiege creations" genre of yt vids, the bar was set high and hard to meet with this one and started some sort of race to awesomeness and engineering feats that's still going on today.
It's just efficient. Why waste bombs or scuff up your giant hellraiser box when you can use things you find at the scene to do the job. The fact that said 'thing' happens to be a murdered peasant is irrelevant.
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I love this video. It impressed me when I first saw it all those years ago, and it impresses me today. This thing would be tough to build now, much less before advanced controls! The sheer amount of planning that must have gone into this thing is a spectacle. A Besiege masterpiece.
@Bob Bobbertson Any being with a limited physical form like ours logically must resort to violence and immoral behavior in order to maintain our form and survive. One must be the warrior and the scholar if he is to rise above the apes. Either way though their is more to humans than physical power or mental power, we can change the fabric and have the ability to tap into the divine. The soulless ones devour those with such abilities and use torture as a means of getting the most out of their victims, that is why they burnt witches at the stake and tortured people in the Spanish inquisition, they were harvesting those in touch with the spirit. The more suffering the more tasty we are, the younger the fresher, and the more powerful the more nutrients. They feed on suffering and war and famine and death, what you find shocking they find amusing. They write the history and control the world, tempting the magically weak masses into turning on their only hope. Ever since Lucifer fell it has been this way but it will not be this way forever.
I couldn’t imagine just witnessing a metal-plated cube rolling up to an army and completely decimating it like it was transforming to the needs of the scenario before their eyes
"Sir, there seems to be something on the horizon." "Well what is this thing you see?" "Some sort of cube..." "A cube you say? Well, show it what for!" These were the last words spoken between Commander Smith and Captain Edwin before Captain Edwin's tragic demise at the hands of a strange metal device. The loss of the fort they were protecting was considered the greatest loss to the kingdom as of that century, and was never forgotten. Commander Smith spent the rest of his life doubting every decision he made, worried over every choice he was presented, and generally became something of a worry-wart. From that day forward, Captain Smith stood in front of the grave of his loyal Captain, never crying, uttering only the words "we should have retreated." Commander Smith was found dead in his estate of Blackedshire, which he had earned in the war, only three years later. A spilled glass of red wine and a small metallic cube on the table next to him being the only clues to his death. He had died of cardiac arrest only a day before, the coroner reported. This day was remembered as one of the greatest losses to the kingdom, considered ironic that both such events occurred due to metal devices that seemed no more dangerous than a fly. The lesson to be learned? Expect the unexpected, and that the most tragic losses are those that we could do nothing about.
as a musical nerd no one cares or pays two poops about, i must proclaim that Liszt, the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody no.2, is not part of the classical era but instead romantic. musical nerds are the new viral thing now
Captain was will we do now? Hans itz just a cube we will be fine.... Captain......? Yes hanz? It's opening up... Well tell me was is in ze cube Everything captain just everything Wie ist das moglich hans? Well take a look for yourself Ah I see, well we are fucked
“That’s it, sire. All our enemies are dead. We’ve won the war.” “Do it.” “Do what?” “Detonate the cube.” “Sire, we already won-“ “Do it.” “But my lord, why-“ “Do it.”
Soldier: "My chieftain, the siege is ready. Shall we proceed with the assault?" Ghengis Khan: "Not yet. Something is missing from our siege machine..." Soldier: Ghengis Khan: "Make it play catch with itself."
zone 12 was godly. Mission briefing: - Bring on stack of wood to the marked point. Step by step plan: - Arrive at scene in Huge cube base - Deploy drone car - Grab stack of wood with grabber arm on drone car - Bring stack of wood back to main cube base and deliver it to the main cube base grabber arm - Put stack of wood on top of base like a hat - Use main base grabber arm to put drone on top of base like a hat - Explode drone and base - Stack of wood flies off to target zone. Mission Accomplished. High remarks for efficiency.
Imagine the eyewitness accounts 'And then the cube opened up and unleashed a wagon without a horse upon us. Meanwhile the top of the box was opening up aswell and throwing big dark spheres at the castle, wich unleashed fire as if it was the breath of a dragon.'
I have a love/hate relationship with this thing. On the one hand, I love it, because it's amazing. On the other, I hate it, because I'm not smart enough to make it.
I don't now when this got weird. Maybe it got weird when I realized that box was a screaming metal deathtrap, Maybe it got weird when you started doing the victory dance with the small abomination, Maybe it was when you started grabbing people and setting them on fire while driving, Or maybe it was when you started to steal the char'd corpses of the fire victims and fling them at houses. But it did get weird.
na djuno lo du'u ca ma kau ti binxo lo cizra .i juo cui nu sei mi cfasanji le tanxe ca'a ue camkia jinme ke nunmro te kavbu .i juo cui nu do io co'a zukte le jinga nu dansu kei se pio le cmalu malda'u .i juo cui nu do io co'a sutyjai lo prenu gie galfi ri lo jelca ca lo nu klasazri .i juo cui nu do io co'a zerle'a le tabno xadni be le fagri se xlali gie bikre'o ri lo zdani .i kui binxo lo cizra
The armored car being able to fold in half, just to get the right angle on it's flamethrowers, for the sole purpose of torching a fucker while burning rubber, is one of the most sadistic and badass things I've ever seen. What a way to kill something.
I watched this when it came out. I downloaded the game and spent many days trying to replicate the machine, what i made was pretty similar but slightly jankier. It inspired me to become an engineer. Now i have an engineering consultancy firm. Thank you
“Man has created a weapon to fell the gods. This weapon knows nothing of compassion, only the destruction left in its wake” “What’s this weapon called” “The C U B E”
This is the single greatest thing ive seen in gaming. The music choice was perfect, the elaboration of this engineering is masterful. I dont play this game... but I laughed, I cried... and sat through every second... even the sexy part. (Which was also extremely cleaver) Amazing. I can only strive to make videos as amazing as this.
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
It actually got to 10M views after all these years 🙂
Thanks you all!
Video idea:Can you make an updated version of the cube? For like a harder version of the game
Good to hear it man
The cube is still one of the most needlessly complex machines this game has ever seen and I love it
i was so confused when my comment from 6 years ago got liked, but yea i think from what i remember, this was a pretty fun video to watch and it's deserved to be seen by so many people
@@nathan24-_-2 lol same mate
Imagine if something like this happened in real life there would be legends and depictions of the metal cube roaming the country side destroying kingdoms.
It's even funnier when you think that there's no one inside it. Just a metal cube meandering about Europe laying waste to entire kingdoms lmao
Water Damaged Textbook some may say it still roams this vast world.
Water Damaged Textbook devouring knights and simotaniusly combusting.
Water Damaged Textbook the cube takes and and the cube gives
well off to tolbryind then valfross
“What’s our strategy for the soldiers lord? There’s just too many for a frontal assault!”
“Consume.”
"Consume and Destroy."
Consume the chalice
Rip and tear
@Darrin Gambone
*BFG Division starts playing*
@Darrin Gambone 2:51 right here
Imagine if they actually had this in medieval times. General "My lord the giant metal cube is aproaching". King "say goodbye to your family, God save us"
Twas A good Knight Sir Robins
XD
the first encounter must be hilarious.
enemy : you're gonna attack us, with a huge box? hah!
player : *rolls out batmobile*
cube:**explodes**
Ye Olde Borg Cube
"you have five minutes to surrender before we deploy
The Cube."
"The what?"
"Did I stutter?"
"We have decided to give The Cube a better name, my Lord!"
"What would that be?"
"Ramiel, named after the angel."
"..."
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
@@boid9761 *Geometric eeeing*
@@boid9761 nice refrence
LOL I make besiege videos too on my channel
It's name is Onmibox
Gotta say, using the bomb to mark where the catapult would throw something is ingenious.
Literally everything in this machine is ingenious
The bomb was already in the catapult, he had to throw it so he can put the cube in it
@@XplosivDS That is the main use as an explosive, but a marker is another very subtle but very nice feature.
"Sooo, what does it run on?"
"The soul of a forsaken child."
Issac
But does it run Doom?
@@cosmikdebris777 it runs doom which can run the cube. Which can run doom which can run the cube.
@@gtforever7474 *Does it run Skyrim?*
I read that as “The foreskin of a child”
When you got an engineering degree but you can't find a job.
Ah yes, kill the people that won’t hire you
@@ryanbui457 Atleast he will get some free food for months
Koichi Hirose you seem like pretty reliable guy
LOL. It's funny cus it's true. sigh.SMH
Arent all of you a jojo reference?
2:46 probably has to be the scariest part. Think about it:
After losing most of your army, you finally think you finally have this cube cornered.
Then it blows up, taking out what ever is left of your men. You think to yourself "at least the horror is finally over", until you catch a glimpse on the horizon of the small viechle, movingly almost mockingly. It drives off, and some how, some way, comes back with a fully refurbished cube the next day to finish off whatever's left of your kingdom.
I like the buzzsaw attachment.
the small car is merely the offspring of the cube
@@iamafuckingfailure well it also looks like it behaves like one
@Disappointment Department I find it infinitely more horrifying if there are just… multiple cubes
*Yells every racial slur ever created out of rage*
I’m pretty sure there’s at least one thing about this cube that violates the Geneva convention
Yes, weapons of mass destruction are illegal
You mean one thing that would not
The flamethrowers
Stolen comment
I'm the 404th like
Superb choice of music.
I hear the composer was incredibly handsome..
Franz Liszt Indeed, I would say awesomely handsome!
Thanks for the music (I thought you were, how should I say this... Not alive?)
Aber Lichthausengof I'm actually Jesus.
They never said he wouldn't be reborn as a handsome composer.
Aber Lichthausengof are you German by chance, reason I ask is your name it sounds German and secondly Germans are amazing at mechanics (Stereotyping I know im sorry)
Franz Liszt lol
Franz Liszt who is the composer?
Ok NASA, we know it's you. Now get back to building that rover.
Tom M
this is the new Rover prototype, this was just a proof of concept.
HAHAHA
Tom M This Time, germany was first.
+Reaveras Vaer We're gonna show those aliens who's boss
Best comment because the Germans were making deals with aliens and doing heavy drugs to get America in on becoming a new alpha race by killing off the weak of their flocks creating a real government to battle she shit European government they created NASA... Alex Jones says it better but that made these comments gold to me
The fact that he could have just *driven the box forward* on half these levels makes it so much better
This shows that the cube kills everything with as much cruelty as possible
Lemme get this straight:
So you blow a peasant up, recover what's left of the body, proceed to drag it about while setting it on fire, then throw him at his own house?
I wonder what he did to you.
He stole his juicebox at the playground.
He never forgot that day 29 years later
Never forget
Don't forget he chopped him up with a detachable saw blade! Wait scratch that, we should all forget we saw that
He gave him a slightly uncomfortable Look on the Bus once
He put pineapple on pizza
"....Sir?"
"What Private."
*puts down binoculars* "They've perfected it."
"My God. The Cube."
mm acctually this is not a cube, since its not the same lenght on each side. its a box at best. (puts on thick rimmed nerdy sunglasses)
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your trebuckets.
Cube
Shankovich Nooo it can't be n-not t-the C-Cube
Captain I'm sorry to interrupt your meal but THE F****** CUBE IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to spot an engineering major.
Crazy Boris Productions With all this talk of engineering, i'm guessing i should've paid more attention in shool...
Aber Lichthausengof yeah, should be in shool :v
Aber Lichthausengof Are you a retired german tiger engineer? That thing was amazing!
I love your channel! Please make a Besiege animation :)
WHAT!? I JUST STARTED WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS AND I FOUND YOU HERE!? OMG
I didn't realize until watching all the missions one after the other that the besiege engineer is objectively the bad guy in this situation
Well,he does steal alot of artifacts and break alot of things for seemingly no reason(late answer)
my man literally picked up a human and grilled him, he is evil
@@clementpoon120 fresh comment
@@clementpoon120 Can we talk about how he bombed a guy across the map, burnt him to a crisp, shot his body with a cannon, and loaded him into a catapult. All before launching his corpse through his house?
The engineer from ATLA lmao
youre a middle aged peasant tending to his sheep when you see a huge metal cube roll into the village. the nearby garrison charges at it, but two hatches open on the cube and slaughter the soldiers with one volley of cannonfire. another hatch opens, and a small vehicle charges out, holding the largest explosive you've ever seen. the thing zooms over to your house, unveils a flamethrower, and burns it to the ground, then blasts the ashes to the sky. a final hatch opens on the cube, revealing a dense and massive catapult, which chucks another gigantic explosive into the nearby fort. as you lay dying next to your sheep from the shock wave, you wonder if god really intended for this to happen.
No. No he did not
That's a headcannon if I ever saw one.
Then the entire thing fucking explodes
That would make for a good movie
god: suk to be yu, mhh? interest in eternal live? live lik that fo 60 mor years. FOR ME, DIO.
"So what this vehicule can't achieve, in the end ?"
-"Failure."
No, because he can fail to fail, so its a failure... (yes this is stupid)
@@a.i.m.f8567 IT WILL FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL and so on.
Vehicule.... uhm ok
It can decide to fail
@@cjrockband it would've won because it wanted to fail
"Sir they deployed their.... cube"
*tear rolls down kings cheek*
"Hold your dear ones, it's all over, no one can save us now"
The most tragic historic novel I've ever read :'(
Hugh Janis They say nothing remained of the castle.
rip everything in cube's path
8:48 that farmer got blown up, shot, shredded, stabbed, set on fire, crushed, and used as a projectile to destroy his own home. Goddamn.
Pure evil right there which I would do the same too
new warcrime unlocked
bro got violated
Ah yes, just how I remember the medieval times
Yeah man they had a giant death cube with self destruction feature
Hahahahaha.
only 940 AD kids can relate
I should know, I was there
@ahmed 07070 that's not a woosh
2:38 those poor soldiers, I can't imagine the horrors they went through stuck inside that cube....
Mobile torture chamber
would have been genius if this would have been a flame chamber
So that’s what being captured by aliens must feel like
2:44
The only thing they went through is a meat grinder
They saw...
Excessiveness in its purest from.
This video: _solves each problem in a very aesthetically pleasing and creative way_
Me, an intellectual: _if I spawn enough bombs..._
Pum pum bum
Bombs on wheels lol.
As a wise man once said “it don’t matt’r ‘ow many ‘umies they’z got, if we deploy enuff splodies”
Place three bombs here, and a block there. With any luck I can launch it and destroy everything with my perfectly calculated precision.
If high explosive doesn't solve the problem, your not using enough high explosive.
You have to understand how terrifying this would be as well.
Imagine: You're the king of some medieval kingdom, and you've heard of countless castles and forces being blown to utter bits by a strange box that seems far further advanced than anything you could come up with.
It never destroys any two castles in the exact same way, and it has a technique for anything it could come across.
And now this thing is at your doorstep. You haven't even sent your knights out and you're already afraid of what the next trick it has is going to be. Is it going to use that smaller vehicle it has? The cannons? Or maybe that catapult built in that you've also heard about? Or maybe it's going to use a weapon you've never seen before...
This isn't just a seige weapon. This is a weapon designed to make the most strong-willed leader sh!t their pants.
This is equivalent to a nuke that doesn’t actually get destroyed or lose it’s explosion, you can use it infinitely.
A weapon to rival metal gear is the only thing I can think of xD
@@rainthesomber Surpass metal gear, you mean.
@@J0hnB09 Which oddly enough, also implements a *literal nuke*
Loved this comment❤️
German Engineering
He s probably german too
My thoughts exactly! :D
Ja das dachte ich mir auch :D
Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles! ;)
Aber klar doch
ZAT 'TWAS NOT MEDICINE!
"Sir! The army is too big! What do we do?"
"Detonate it."
"what?!"
"Detonate the C U B E"
“The Cube is too powerful for the enemy to control. If we go, it goes.”
BUT SIR
Did I S T U D D R
"Rejoice men, for we may die, but we'll be taking the enemy forces with us. TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!"
Was it really necessary though? That army did little to harm the cube, much less pose any actual threat. It was a cool fireworks display though.
I fear no man,
But that thing....
it scares me
"I fear no man"*
@UbermenschMedic XD
MEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIC! DOCTOR! ahh dear *Hoovy Main* THERE IS NO SAVING YOU FROM THE *THING* THAT WE ALL FEAR THE MOST
ORYP PYRO byRo
I like this reference.
Just imagine being one of the soldiers at 2:30 , this massive metal structure that has just fired cannons at your legion wiping out swaths of your men has just released some strange smaller metal creation, you order your men to rush into the now opened main structure. After passing through the door the structure starts moving, forcing more of your legion into it's iron maw, the opening closes. As your men look around realizing there is nothing but more cold hard steel on the inside as they are swiftly immolated.
Reminds me of the combines mobile walls from hl2
I love how the actual fortress just blows up while the little decepticon continues to rampage.
Decepticube
The Fact that the small cars chamber has an entire arsenal it can arm itself with fascinates me on an entirely new level.
Its like a pitstop lmfao
Ferrari f1 team could learn something from this dude
You wrote the fourth comment on the Josephi Krakowski video.
It's like Thunderbird 2 and its pods. But it's more terrifying and instils fear and dread rather than hope and salvation.
I imagine Davinci controlling that box, mowing down the heritics that called him a madman.
he has become what he sought to destroy, a madman
You mean Decaprio? Davinci is the actor....
@@Venmoros no
@@henriquetolentino6181 *Y E S*
Until a random delivery boy from 1999 shows up to stop his infernal ice cream machine
My favourite thing about this whole thing is the way that the lil' doors open for their individual functions. The way they slowly open can only be described as perfect comedic timing
I never need to watch another Besiege video again.
A Besiege video to surpass all Besiege videos
It's the Besiege Box that can surpass all Besiege levels!
...ummm... sorry to tell you... but there's like over 30 zones now... sorry
@@HelimChimera NOW there's about 57...
The ultimate middle finger: Using your corpse to destroy your house.
After cutting the guy apart with a sawblade, running him over 8 times, grabbing him, smearing his face against the ground while scorching his ass and then load him in a machine to be dispensed by a catapult to destroy his own home like low budget ammunition.
My dog frequently does that to me
@@aa01blue38 Also roasting him while it drags his face on the ground
@@aa01blue38 sounds like a danganronpa execution
It's the extra little touches of cruelty that let you know this is German engineering.
*Some random hatch on the cube pops open
Oh god, what's it going to do this time?
When it opened up and let the humans in...
Richard Gesegnet “nom..... KABLOOEY”
@@majorhavoc5490 i fkin died.
It confused me for a second as he switched to the rc buggy
The machine just pushed on in the background with the party in its mouth. Kaboooom
Accurate
*the cube just opens then turns into a death circle and rolls around after killing everything it acts like everything's fine and goes back to being a cube and dormant for another 20 years after taking all of their souls*
Medieval swizerland going to war: "Deploy the swiss army cube!"
Dun dun dunnn
thats why switzerland is usually neutral because when they get in a war they break out the cube
The reason why they didn't joined ww2 was lack of their famous metal cube. Imagine if they had it during the ww
So that's why they remained neutral for so long and nobody dared mess with them
Might as well call it Pandoras Box
So true
Doad M it brought terror and destruction to humans when it was opened. pretty accurate.
The sheep slaughter zone had to have had the best timing for music
agreed
Yep
Terminater maker meanwhile the giant machine slid forwards 😂
I could dance to a slaughter like that
The music made it sheer madness...
I'll go ahead and kill myself now.
>Be me
>Peasant living in cottage
>See a weird block thing in the distance
>Decide it's probably nothing
>5 minutes later
>Its a war machine
>deargod.jpg
>It throws me a mile from my home
>It grabs me, cooks me alive and puts me in the cube
>I'm used as ammunition to destroy my own cottage
Best part of the vid
Fuck that one peasant in particular.
@@ByZHellas doesnt need to be
@@ByZHellas your a bad format
@@ByZHellas it's a good format
the fact the box can be piloted separately while the armored car is driving just makes it all the more terrifying
*This is why man dominates the Earth.*
I don't care lol it was a joke
Stanley Tusek we dominate the globe with cubes
Ambush that's actually true, most structures are cube or rectangular shaped
Ambush Tho most people still hate minecraft even tho its the cubiest cube game in all of human kind.
man can't beat all moskitos x)
moskito rules
"This... is a box."
"Dear God."
"There's more."
"No....."
._.
Latido Bolt TF2?
I TELEPORTED BREAD
Latido Bolt i have done nothing but using the box for the past 2 days.
"There's more." "What." "A sea cucumber farted on me!
*insert TF2 pun or joke here*
I, for one, accept our new geometric overlord.
Is that from gravity falls?
no
Mateo Aguilera
Evangelion
Mateo Aguilera gravity falls OMEGALUL.
It dare challenge the might of cthulu
imagine this fortress in a role-playing game:
"sir, we're being attacked!"
"what are their numbers?"
"it's just a massive metal box!"
"...what..."
"It came through the front gate, we're doomed!"
"didn't we need a bridge to pass that?"
"the box didn't!"
"itt made itself into a bridge!"
@@rethekpista worse it bombed the peasants houses and used the ruble to use has Munitions on a catapult to make a bridge
Oh God now it's got crab legs
*suddenly raises two giant metal pillars.*
"by the lord, is that a trebuchet?!"
Parry this you filthy casual.
it's like a portable batcave
ScrewBall124 damn right
Superman and Chuck Norris once had a fight the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside. Chuck had to fight this.
WillTFB//Will The Fire ball what does that have to do with this?
Creeper8OOM I fixed it
Lmao
Stroheim would be proud of this german enginnering
Sekai ecchi !!
They would totally be able to beat the Pillar Men if they had this
Anthonyas 21 is that a motherfucking jojos reference!!!!!!!🍩🗿🌎🇺🇸💋🐌
ZA WARUDO
Is the creator of this German?
Edit: Ok so all I did was check hes name, fuck sakes thats german.
It's like a medieval Death Star
TheAce King: There is nothing medieval about that monstrosity of engineering.
The medieval* death cube
A Fully Operational Battle Station
Yes, totally XD
...The Death Squire?
I'm not only imagining the amount of effort it must've taken to build this.
But all the effort to even control it.
*literally every single key does something*
Duel wielding keyboards
Клавиатуры бы не хватило..
"Sir the Russians have taken the capital"
"Very well. It's time"
"You don't mean..."
"Yes. Release the cube"
Carter Pike *leaked hotline Miami cut gameplay*
Oh, that's not what I thought you meant at all
"But sir, the cube is our most valuable troop, but also our most unnecessarily complicated device. are you sure it will be able to do the job?"
Alpha Winter yes it is most able to do it
*releasing the cube in 3....2....1....cube released*
See kids, this is the literal definition of "too much time on your hands"
Great work tho
"Do how complex do you want your WMD?"
"I'm German"
"Say no more!"
Ze cube
How complex do you want your WMD?
Hitler just discovered Russian Vodka
Say no more
rewatching this five years after it was uploaded feels surreal, especially knowing the game itself came out six months prior to the video! What's more impressive tho is that back then, we didn't have all the automation and programming options the game has to offer now. Even though there has been a step up in besiege creations since the logic updates, this godly machine is not only an engineering masterpiece but also a very, very challenging vehicle to handle, even up to this day. A beast of legend.
PS: Pretty sure this particular video also contributed heavily to the creation of the "best besiege creations" genre of yt vids, the bar was set high and hard to meet with this one and started some sort of race to awesomeness and engineering feats that's still going on today.
Teacher: the test isn't THAT complicated
The test:
I will get F - on thia one XD
Did he just seriously destroy a peasants house with said peasant that lived there? That’s brutal and utter defeat for the peasant
It's just efficient. Why waste bombs or scuff up your giant hellraiser box when you can use things you find at the scene to do the job. The fact that said 'thing' happens to be a murdered peasant is irrelevant.
Mate, it’s called a joke
Wubalubadubdub 1 insult to injury
Laws of war?
Lathryn
As General McArthur said
“You are only remembered for the rules you break.”
How many keyboards did you need for this
All of them.
Yes
enough for my parents to love me
Too many...
42
I can just image checking a sticky note every 3 seconds to remind yourself what all the buttons do
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
WiseEndro333 NANOMACHINES SON
This is probably the 5th or so time I've seen you
WiseEndro333 But nothing will ever beat the
NOTA-PE-NIS 4000
Thomas Strauss lol
Noobamuffin Noodles Tis it be an egg
I just saw 7 comments in a row saying "a weapon to surpass metal gear"
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Yes, but did you surpass those comments?
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A gear to surpass metal weapon
It's like a useless box...
But without the useless
idontknowmynamealsomyspacebarisbroken
how did u type that if ur spacebar is broken? 😏😏😏
It is like the useless box... But instead of destroying itself, it takes kingdoms down with it. Oh wait, that's a bomb.
Marc Kena Aquino but it sounds better than
Cuboid
Marc Kena Aquino So it's called The Box then?
No box is useless you communist
"After great consideration, we've decided to simply mobilize the siege engineer's workshop."
literally this.
it's like all of Leonardo Davinci's invitations rolled up into a big cube
invitations. how come I wasn't invited
Well, he is known for his party planning.
well, he invented a mechanical autom to give roses to people at partisse
Partisse? Is that like a dessert
No I think partisse is a desert served by DaVinci's invitations
"Unnecessarily complicated" is kinda an understatement.
TachankaMain A german build it ... what did you expect? xD
Letum Hey I am german too and german are not always that complicatet.
>complicatet
Obervollpfosten Ja! All of us German's make very fine machinery! For instance the tiger tank during ww2.
+Plumpuss
Oh, what a dumbass, he wrote an english word wrong! He is german so english is not his native language, but who cares?
I'm so happy you didn't put a dubstep soundtrack in the background.
You are far from alone
yep
id of liked one
+Yumey66 because you are. 10
RoseIsNotAFlower no because you are 10, see how that doesn't fucking work?
I love this video. It impressed me when I first saw it all those years ago, and it impresses me today. This thing would be tough to build now, much less before advanced controls! The sheer amount of planning that must have gone into this thing is a spectacle. A Besiege masterpiece.
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Mad Matt Nice stolen comment
Mad Matt This might as well be Metal Gear
Anonymous User you must be fun at parties
Erick Heartfilla If I take into account the fact that I don’t go, then yeah, I’d say I am.
King of Roses i am tour 1400 like
Everyone: you can do great things with a mind like that
This guy: MURDER BLOCK
Praise Kek
Well if you think of it this guy has the biggest imagination out of all the people seeing this video bc
MURDER BLOCK WITH FUTURISTIC JEEP
That is man kind in a nutshell, infinite potential but spends it all on violence, pleasure, and conquest.
@Bob Bobbertson cringe
@Bob Bobbertson Any being with a limited physical form like ours logically must resort to violence and immoral behavior in order to maintain our form and survive. One must be the warrior and the scholar if he is to rise above the apes. Either way though their is more to humans than physical power or mental power, we can change the fabric and have the ability to tap into the divine. The soulless ones devour those with such abilities and use torture as a means of getting the most out of their victims, that is why they burnt witches at the stake and tortured people in the Spanish inquisition, they were harvesting those in touch with the spirit. The more suffering the more tasty we are, the younger the fresher, and the more powerful the more nutrients. They feed on suffering and war and famine and death, what you find shocking they find amusing. They write the history and control the world, tempting the magically weak masses into turning on their only hope. Ever since Lucifer fell it has been this way but it will not be this way forever.
I flipped my shit when i saw the catapult reload itself.
I was like, HOW IN THE WORLD?!
WITCHCRAFT !
I couldn’t imagine just witnessing a metal-plated cube rolling up to an army and completely decimating it like it was transforming to the needs of the scenario before their eyes
"Sir, there seems to be something on the horizon."
"Well what is this thing you see?"
"Some sort of cube..."
"A cube you say? Well, show it what for!"
These were the last words spoken between Commander Smith and Captain Edwin before Captain Edwin's tragic demise at the hands of a strange metal device. The loss of the fort they were protecting was considered the greatest loss to the kingdom as of that century, and was never forgotten. Commander Smith spent the rest of his life doubting every decision he made, worried over every choice he was presented, and generally became something of a worry-wart. From that day forward, Captain Smith stood in front of the grave of his loyal Captain, never crying, uttering only the words "we should have retreated."
Commander Smith was found dead in his estate of Blackedshire, which he had earned in the war, only three years later. A spilled glass of red wine and a small metallic cube on the table next to him being the only clues to his death. He had died of cardiac arrest only a day before, the coroner reported. This day was remembered as one of the greatest losses to the kingdom, considered ironic that both such events occurred due to metal devices that seemed no more dangerous than a fly.
The lesson to be learned? Expect the unexpected, and that the most tragic losses are those that we could do nothing about.
hey dude wanna play some dnd one day
We'll show it what for. I cracked up.
Jack Hughes I was just thinking that lol
Dude did you write any fanfics cuz u totally have the skill to do some xD
I forgot all about writing this, oml XD Glad you all liked it.
*gracefully slaughtering livestock* *classic music intensifying*
An orchestral arrangement of the horrifyingly hard Hungarian Rhapsody no.2.
as a musical nerd no one cares or pays two poops about, i must proclaim that Liszt, the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody no.2, is not part of the classical era but instead romantic.
musical nerds are the new viral thing now
Jack Wu nah
Name: Death Box
Description: Box of Death
Majik Maxxed my favorite SCP
*Tactical Garage
Read the desc.
@@Mateo-fo5xd Mekhane's REAL heart.
A true "black box"-like feat of engineering and innovation with exceptional prowess and impeccable calculations
HANS DID YOU FIND THE PANZER
NO but i found ze cube
Captain was will we do now?
Hans itz just a cube we will be fine....
Captain......?
Yes hanz?
It's opening up...
Well tell me was is in ze cube
Everything captain just everything
Wie ist das moglich hans?
Well take a look for yourself
Ah I see, well we are fucked
Hi fellow fox
Nicholas David lmfao
BORG SEAL OF APPROVAL
Ahh AHAHAHA fünny just kidding shut the fuck up
The metal plating is used to shield our fragile minds to the immense beauty of reloading catapults, deploy-able bat mobile and pirate ship cannons,
thanks for letting me know
*a masterpiece of design*
-Twitch from r6s
*deployable bat mobile*
Ahem. *trebuchet
Nice to know our Gamecubes are doing alright in their retirement.
I'm still impressed by this to this day. The fact that it can deploy minicon-like robots is amazing to me
*the inner machinations of the cube's mind are an enigma*
"Hah... I got a little vehicle inside me."
@@codex3019 wait a sec....
“That’s it, sire. All our enemies are dead. We’ve won the war.”
“Do it.”
“Do what?”
“Detonate the cube.”
“Sire, we already won-“
“Do it.”
“But my lord, why-“
“Do it.”
Palpatine in a nutshell
Dew it
It’s not the cube way
Time to abandon ship
Callum Everett Bolton Not to worry, we are still flying (none) of a cube.
So, this is what the art of war looks like.
XhaarME glorious my friend, absolutely glorious.
Soldier: "My chieftain, the siege is ready. Shall we proceed with the assault?"
Ghengis Khan: "Not yet. Something is missing from our siege machine..."
Soldier:
Ghengis Khan: "Make it play catch with itself."
This man is a legend... He made a Borg Cube
YUS
Fuck the korgi army!
i was gonna make that joke :(
I was gonna make the same joke haha
Vulcans... Joyless, pointy eared, buggers
The music makes this so much better
Its Hungarian rhapsody n2
I heard this from Tom and Jerry
420
zone 12 was godly.
Mission briefing:
- Bring on stack of wood to the marked point.
Step by step plan:
- Arrive at scene in Huge cube base
- Deploy drone car
- Grab stack of wood with grabber arm on drone car
- Bring stack of wood back to main cube base and deliver it to the main cube base grabber arm
- Put stack of wood on top of base like a hat
- Use main base grabber arm to put drone on top of base like a hat
- Explode drone and base
- Stack of wood flies off to target zone.
Mission Accomplished.
High remarks for efficiency.
That cube part with the robotic hands grabbing looks straight from a sci-fi movie
Imagine the eyewitness accounts
'And then the cube opened up and unleashed a wagon without a horse upon us. Meanwhile the top of the box was opening up aswell and throwing big dark spheres at the castle, wich unleashed fire as if it was the breath of a dragon.'
FightingDutchman which eyewitnesses?
Eyewitnesses? What eyewitnesses?
Birds
"What?"
Yes
I have a love/hate relationship with this thing.
On the one hand, I love it, because it's amazing.
On the other, I hate it, because I'm not smart enough to make it.
Pretty much myself when it come to mario maker
Mr. Kitty Saves The World I'm not even smart enough to understand it
It's because you're a bronie
Never in my life will I ever be impressed again
...
I can bite popsicles with my front teeth
Incognito part of a two step process
1) Find Popsicle
2)Bite Popsicle
Not My Username genius
Chris _ I have the natural ability to have oral sex with myself
The three ‘uns’ of video game creations:
Unusual
Unnecessary
Unexpected
Ungodly
@@dementedvulture2502 Very godly
I think this one would go under the 4th lesser known un: unethical
Damn, you spelled obligatory wrong three times.
The 5th the overly complex creation that overkills everything. It is all 3 together. Unexpected unusual, and unnecessary.
I got an “isn’t it nice when you can keep things simple?” Sprint advertisement before this
Hmm🤔
Yeah ita simple just use the cube to win every level in this game
I fear what they call complicated.
I don't now when this got weird.
Maybe it got weird when I realized that box was a screaming metal deathtrap,
Maybe it got weird when you started doing the victory dance with the small abomination,
Maybe it was when you started grabbing people and setting them on fire while driving,
Or maybe it was when you started to steal the char'd corpses of the fire victims and fling them at houses.
But it did get weird.
Dead 😂
+Payton Y me twin brother?:O (:D)
+PaytonCZ Oh wow, and here I thought I was the only Payton at the back of the line. 😜
+Payton Y :D im from czech republic you?
na djuno lo du'u ca ma kau ti binxo lo cizra
.i juo cui nu sei mi cfasanji le tanxe ca'a ue camkia jinme ke nunmro te kavbu
.i juo cui nu do io co'a zukte le jinga nu dansu kei se pio le cmalu malda'u
.i juo cui nu do io co'a sutyjai lo prenu gie galfi ri lo jelca ca lo nu klasazri
.i juo cui nu do io co'a zerle'a le tabno xadni be le fagri se xlali gie bikre'o ri lo zdani
.i kui binxo lo cizra
The armored car being able to fold in half, just to get the right angle on it's flamethrowers, for the sole purpose of torching a fucker while burning rubber, is one of the most sadistic and badass things I've ever seen. What a way to kill something.
I think I'm gonna stick with my 5 blocks, some wheels, and a cannon.
I love how the trumpets and flags spaz out for the victory
Damn Glory is my waifu.
Wings of fire = best book series ever
+Jasonic Waters stfu
Amen
Institute ;)
**ADEPTUS MECHANICUS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**
Also mandatory A weapon to surpass metal gear
Do not give this holy machine to the technophiles with cyber dongs!
This is just an ordinatus corpse-worshipper
just let the orks worship it
Sean Andrews NO, I WILL CLAIM IT FOR CHAOS
The Necrons built it
I watched this when it came out. I downloaded the game and spent many days trying to replicate the machine, what i made was pretty similar but slightly jankier. It inspired me to become an engineer. Now i have an engineering consultancy firm. Thank you
“Man has created a weapon to fell the gods. This weapon knows nothing of compassion, only the destruction left in its wake”
“What’s this weapon called”
“The C U B E”
only supreme leader Jeb can stop it.
*A weapon to surpass metal gear*
kEvIN
"EPIC MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKROUND"
It's only weakness is uneven ground
Music was perfect.
I agree, i couldn't have found an equal or greater song to that excellent choice
I still prefer the piano version but that's good too
It is Hungarian Rhapsody No.2
400th like!
Karol bomba hungarian rhapsody, great album by queen lol
This is the single greatest thing ive seen in gaming.
The music choice was perfect, the elaboration of this engineering is masterful.
I dont play this game... but I laughed, I cried... and sat through every second... even the sexy part. (Which was also extremely cleaver)
Amazing. I can only strive to make videos as amazing as this.
Very "cleaver"
Still after all these years.. this is one of the Besiege videos of all time, thank you.