7:14 was hilarious. he spits out about 5 portals in less than 5 seconds, beats the puzzle by launching the cube onto the button, and finishes the level before glados finishes saying "this next test could take a very, verrry, long time."
This was a constant stream of amazement, laughter, and audible "what the fuck!" moments for me. I couldn't imagine it getting better than the radio at the start, but it just kept going. I couldn't stop laughing at the chamber you referenced!
That was awesome! I like how this run is complicated yet understandable, unlike the runs that consist of shooting portals into a black void for five minutes.
@@HuffGLaDTem This is one of the few levels where the elevator doesn't move early if you get in. If he entered the elevator right away, it would have just stayed put until she finished talking. So he actually didn't gain any extra time for that.
Upon loading Portal Done Pro for the first time, this is what I imagined it would look like. But I think this is pretty damn cool since I can actually comprehend what is happening.
Noah G When they got into glados' chamber, instead of standing there for 30 seconds, they mimicked the standard inbounds single segment speedrun route, where a turret shoots off all the cores and you can pick them all up before glados finishes her dialogue. Obviously the cores aren't there yet, but it's a nice touch. Starts at 12:56. You can see them look into the first portal they place and look at the ground next to it, as if picking up an imaginary core through the portal and placing it on the ground. This is what you do in an Inbounds speedrun, except the core is actually there. They also take the second core out of midair (where it lands) and the third from the top platform and place them on the ground too. At 13:13 they also shoot below where all the imaginary cores that they have placed, before they shoot below the first core that actually falls. This is how you do it in a single segment run - put all the cores in the incinerator in one button press.
"You euthanized your companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record." Yeah, no kidding. "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire?" Nope, that never happened.
Finally! A Portal speedrun with no cheating! Now this is something I can get behind. Thank you so much Fonzzy for making this wonderful run that I can enjoy without having to be worried about cheats offending me! I am so excited that you made this run! Honestly, this one of the only legit speedruns I have seen done on the Valve Gaming Engine™ and I couldn't be happier that it was of my favorite game, Portal 2!
*speedrun starts* *first puzzle is solved by throwing the radio at the door to keep it open* It really goes to show how controversial it is whether something is an exploit or not. In fact, might as well say the Valve engine doesn't allow not-"cheat"ing because every movement and action you make has some glitch you inadvertently exploited (for or against your goal in varying degrees).
5:36 The elevator hasn't even made it down yet. Also, good job! Finally a person who doesn't use glitches, in fact you have done this faster than some people that use glitches.
Wow! You make it look like you were actually the one who decided to break out and the break out looks so much more realistic because of your sheer speed in doing it.
omfg this done without glitches is like 10000x more impresive, i had my jaw dropped i can't even deal with this man, my mind is too slow to comprehend it properly lmfao dnaskdjnaskj
Not the missile turret at Glados' room. If you pass that big room full of turrets before that Glados' room without killing one turret, you can put a portal in the ground, in front of a turret, and another one in the ground before Glados' room entrance. And then, if you stay in front of the portal, the turret will try to shoot you and will hit both you and Glados, making her drop the cores way before she says "Well, you found me. Congratulations"
that's technically what all glitches are. something the developers didn't intend for you to be able to do. the fact that it's possible with the engine is characteristic of all glitches in this game.
I didn't even know you could stop the doors from closing like that. I'd have figured it would've clipped through the radio and sent it flying or something
I was taking a look back at portal recently, I got my time down to about 40 minutes and I was wondering what kind of tricks people use to get these kinds of times And know all these years later I’m immensely impressed
Probably Portal has the most viewed and least understood speedruns...I can barely ejnoy watching! Must be quite a feeling to be able to play through levels like this, that's really thinking in portals :D
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honestly the thing i enjoy most about speedruns is just the little things people do when being forced to wait lmao
cryptic When I'm bored in the elevator I spam portals on the top.
brandy Brendo Same
Like ripping the camera off the wall and smashing it repeatedly
pip Thats why I love VR speedruns
@@QcOncleGab I never thought of them. Now I have to see one. And probably puke afterward...
"You euthanized your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record."
No kidding.
"now you have both portals, this next chamber could take a very, very long time"
*done before she finishes saying it*
"Welcome to the final test, when you are done..."
"Yeah, I have done, the fire nearly killed me but I managed to pass it. so what should I do now?"
Zyph_Legend kkujngkkkkkkk
"... this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it"
"Yeah, door stuck"
Hi companion cube. Bye companion cube
7:14 was hilarious. he spits out about 5 portals in less than 5 seconds, beats the puzzle by launching the cube onto the button, and finishes the level before glados finishes saying "this next test could take a very, verrry, long time."
Brian Billman well a portal takes 0.5 seconds to travel
This was a constant stream of amazement, laughter, and audible "what the fuck!" moments for me. I couldn't imagine it getting better than the radio at the start, but it just kept going. I couldn't stop laughing at the chamber you referenced!
its basically portal culture to try to complete that test as fast as you can
Glados: now that you control both portals this next test could take a very very long time
Chell: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you
"SARCASM SELF TEST COMPLETE"
That was awesome! I like how this run is complicated yet understandable, unlike the runs that consist of shooting portals into a black void for five minutes.
Matthew Vitelli they shoot at the bottom of the elevator
Matthew Vitelli tbh I find it simpler when they shoot it at the corner of a wall the they shoot it where they wanna be lol
Matthew Vitelli do you know how hard this stuff is?
Me neither but I bet it's not easy
So Kripp’s, Inbounds?
*mc bad robot voice* Bit late to the party, but I'm here to say most of it can be pretty easy.
Doing it fast, on the other hand...
YOU JUST BROKE MY MIND WHEN YOU STOPPED THE DOOR WITH THE RADIO IN THE FIRST MINUTE
hiya
I've seen it done before.
Woah, some of those elevator rides took longer than the chambers.
check ur likes
They did.
Woah, some of these chambers took longer than the elevator rides
elevator rides are consistent speeds, but they start at different times due to dialogue.
My reaction to the first room:
Alright, he took the radio to listen to music, how cute... Now grab the cu... O.O
I like the little ritual he was doing before he went through the first portal.
Garcio ツ haha
Me too lmaooooo
lol
same lmao
0:51 is the Satanic radio circle to the Elder Gods necessary to achieve this speed, or is that optional?
Looking at the first seconds of the video, he was moving very slow, but after the ritual, he gained speed, so I think it's necessary.
Yes, I know the comment is 2 years old.
@@mrfanpl the radio waves channels speed and adrenaline into the body, make sure you use FM waves, if you use AM waves it will make you slow.
I was reading this comment as my youtube crashed so id say it is necessary
Required. Lambs blood doesnt appease anymore
80% elevator
20% what the fuck am i watching
Arcade lol
"I'm good at Port-"
"I'm able to beat the game under 28 mi-"
lucid I beat por-
Mom take the cam-
Mom *get the cam-
my record is only 22 rip
7:11
This test could take a very very long time
(Finished before sentence is even over)
Seven Eleven
Gadget622 Eeven Sleven
Cowslayer7890 finished before sentence is made
seven eleven boi
3:58 Beat the crap out of the security camera to complete the test chamber.
I wonder what GLaDOS was seeing.
Braden Currah I wonder the Same
Why did they do that tho it seems it would slow down the time by a lot!
@@HuffGLaDTem This is one of the few levels where the elevator doesn't move early if you get in. If he entered the elevator right away, it would have just stayed put until she finished talking. So he actually didn't gain any extra time for that.
Itsoo1 oh cool I have played lots of portal but never speed run so I had absolutely no idea
it would be cool if GLADOS had extra dialogue for this
**GLaDOS
GLaDOS: uh... ok, stop testing now otherwise you're going to break the sound barrier...
Fnzzy: nope
weegee que viu coisas The Sound Barrier Portal Test Should Be In Portal 3
Or As Valve Will Release It, Portal 2, Episode 1
@@aspwned
GLADoS
EDIT : oops, my bad sorry.
"At least let me finish before going to the next level."
valve could be extra douche and make the elevator come when glados is finished
7:21 "This test could take a very, very- wait, you're done?"
don't blink...
+sagan foster why?
+Nebel Kekse You'll miss it
miss what? Hedning1390
+Nebel Kekse "don't blink or you'll miss it". Referring to what happened just before 7:21.
5:30
glados: this next test is impossib-
Speedrunner: done
That was sick.
XDD yess
"Now that you are in control of both portals" WHAT DO YOU MEAN CONTROL?! THIS DUDE IS THE VERY MEANING OF OUT OF CONTROL!
He is the portals
just think with portals they said! it will be easy they said!
what if i told you, when he is ready, he won't even need portals.
yall aint ready for out of bounds
10:00
"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
nO kIDdiNg
Literally
Dropped by jaw by the 1:00 minute mark. LOL, Did not expect that radio
Neither did I!
So many times I had to rewind to figure out what just happened.
Upon loading Portal Done Pro for the first time, this is what I imagined it would look like. But I think this is pretty damn cool since I can actually comprehend what is happening.
x8BitRain Mh... when people understand what's going on in a Portal speedrun that usually means we have failed.
FnzzyGoesFast me i understand all :3
8:51 - "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Okay seriously where the fuck did she go?"
I loved the fake glados battle without the cores there, the entire run was really well done.
Blaziken_99 no offence, but are you joking or did you not notice?
Not notice what? What are you talking about?
Blaziken_99 the cores getting thrown out
Noah G When they got into glados' chamber, instead of standing there for 30 seconds, they mimicked the standard inbounds single segment speedrun route, where a turret shoots off all the cores and you can pick them all up before glados finishes her dialogue. Obviously the cores aren't there yet, but it's a nice touch.
Starts at 12:56. You can see them look into the first portal they place and look at the ground next to it, as if picking up an imaginary core through the portal and placing it on the ground. This is what you do in an Inbounds speedrun, except the core is actually there. They also take the second core out of midair (where it lands) and the third from the top platform and place them on the ground too. At 13:13 they also shoot below where all the imaginary cores that they have placed, before they shoot below the first core that actually falls. This is how you do it in a single segment run - put all the cores in the incinerator in one button press.
Blaziken_99 nice catch
That was one of the most impressive things I've ever watched
Okey that thing with the radio in the first room absolutely killed me.
GLaDOS: Explaining what their going to be doing
Fnzzy: starting a ritual with the radio, clipboard, and shattered cup pieces
now THIS is way better than any of those glitchy speed run. It takes a lot talent! Well done, I salute you :D
OoB speedruns and glitch inbounds actually take more skill than this.
SunOfA Beach I takes talent to also use glitches
"You euthanized your companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record." Yeah, no kidding.
"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire?" Nope, that never happened.
That radio throw was so intense! I thought you grabbed it to mess around with, and then my jaw hit the floor.
"The following test is impossible; make no attempt to complete it" *finishes it before the lift even arrives*
On that chamber the elevator never arrives before you, it's coded like that. But he was fast surely.
7:14 **Completely wrecks puzzle** "This next test can take a very, very long time."
Finally! A Portal speedrun with no cheating! Now this is something I can get behind. Thank you so much Fonzzy for making this wonderful run that I can enjoy without having to be worried about cheats offending me! I am so excited that you made this run! Honestly, this one of the only legit speedruns I have seen done on the Valve Gaming Engine™ and I couldn't be happier that it was of my favorite game, Portal 2!
***** The other speedruns don't cheat either. They exploit. Learn the difference.
***** heplooner your're so dumb and you dont know what a speedrun is
Enjoi You don't seem to be aware that Heplooner is a proficient speedrunner himself.
Bisqwit Nan0vixw
don't worry me and heplooner go way back, like dang it's probably at least a couple months
*speedrun starts*
*first puzzle is solved by throwing the radio at the door to keep it open*
It really goes to show how controversial it is whether something is an exploit or not. In fact, might as well say the Valve engine doesn't allow not-"cheat"ing because every movement and action you make has some glitch you inadvertently exploited (for or against your goal in varying degrees).
"Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, *chamber finished* very long time"
Oh my good god, the first chamber!
That radio thrown was sublime!
Those turrets just saw a blur...
I love how a world record realtime run from 2021 closely matches a spliced demonstration from 2015. We do what we must because we can.
Ikr! I wonder what a segmented run today looks like?
"It's still cheated" - People that don't know what speedruns are
Isn’t it cut up tho? Like there’s even two different people doing the run. Look at the portal guns on different levels
eljest sorry the “run”
eljest surely it should be the whole game in one go
@@samworrall6789 6:55 they cut in the middle of the levels too, look at the gun when they hit the wall it switches runs
@@channel24a4 doesn't that make this closer to a tas with save states then?
Awesome run! I loved the glados fight, pretending to put the cores in the incinerator, that was hilarious :D
It's a segmented run
@@jamesmendoza157 No he means when he first entered the glados fight he mimicked doing the fight before any of the cores spawned
This is insane. And I thought I was averagely fast... Boy was I wrong, and really wrong.
AmorthOfficial it is TAS
No it isn't
This was done 3x faster than my run that I thought was fast..
Lmao in the glados fight before it starts fnzzy was miming grabbing the cores that are usually there when you do the turret glitch
"...make no attempt to solve- Very good!"
GLaDOS: not even I could euthanize a companion cube that fast
I still love how GlaDOS goes WHEEEEEEEEEEEE_BFRZZZT
Andrevus Whitetail Same
That scared me the first time I played it tbh
7:18 "Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, very long time." Ha!
14:58
"Oh my god, a chair!"
9:57 "Yeah whatever, fuck this thing"
Lol!
5:36 The elevator hasn't even made it down yet.
Also, good job! Finally a person who doesn't use glitches, in fact you have done this faster than some people that use glitches.
Keep in mind this was segmented
"ok, this level is sure to take him some time"
*climbs over the security camera*
"I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes" gave me such chills when it was slowed down like that.
tbh a lot of dumb people in the comments especially about the radio in the door 'being a glitch' ._.
I know. Does anybody know that that was atensional by the creators?
I absolutely love how your watermark is branded on the side of the Portal Gun itself, your extra effort has been appreciated
Wow, you euthanised that faithful companion cube faster than anyone I've ever seen. Impressive!
+Syril >mfw irony
at 4:20 why did the name on the weapon changed from Fnnzy to KAAS ?
Beating the game in 16 minutes? I have seen people only get it to 1-2 hours! Impressive
I love glitchless runs. Not enough of them. This is awesome.
gotta love how "glitchless" doesn't mean "as intended"
Of course doing a puzzle a different way doesn't mean using a glitch (not sure if you're being sarcastic)
Still one of the most visually impressive speedruns to date imo.
Now you are in control of both portals, this test could take a very, very long time.....
o_o
I really love that you gave up a few precious seconds just to annihilate that camera
*is in the elevator after test* "this test may take a very, very long time."
12:28 that turret is asking that question like it saw some superhero shit
Is 0:40 some kind of satanic ritual??
"Now that you are in control of both portals this next test could take a very very long time"
*proceeds to pass it in 4 seconds*
I wonder how many attempts it took to throw the cube exactly on the button when going so fast.
Probably a lot, because I never hit that cube throw
Sick run. very enjoy these runs. Great work! :D
6:55 "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
See, this is what I want to see. It's so much for fun to strive to do the game like this than like pdp. Great video
this test will take a long time already in lift nvm
Wow! You make it look like you were actually the one who decided to break out and the break out looks so much more realistic because of your sheer speed in doing it.
5:22 "We regret to inform you that this test is impos.......really?"
14:13 "Do you smell something burning?"
That has got to be one of my all time favourite lines in a video game ever
Hey great speedrun guys well done
"Now that you are in control of both portals, this test could take a very, very.... well, never mind."
Portal peaking is Glitchless? Nice. I might try this segment of speed running.
12:47 that seems like borderline for glitchless
Portals are made with travel time during which you can do what you want including passing through Portals. So yeah, peeking is glitchless.
What did he do at 12:47 that was so different from everything done before that?
FnzzyGoesFast you used a glitch in start
FnzzyGoesFast or its a tric
you like my god in portal
omfg this done without glitches is like 10000x more impresive, i had my jaw dropped i can't even deal with this man, my mind is too slow to comprehend it properly lmfao dnaskdjnaskj
Omg I can't believe what he just did... and I have no idea what he just did XD
"We regret to inform you, that this next test is impo-Oh you're done"
I love the tiny funny things Fuzzy does
Ashes Don't you just hate it when Fnzzy auto corrects to Fuzzy?
Lol yeah
I know I'm 5 years late but theres a cut at 4:19 you can also see the name on the portal gun change
Yes it’s a segmented run
"I'm good at portal."
Me not, i wants to beat it up for commandas
This guy turned the game into a shooter.
how is using the turret to damage Glados considered a glitch?
isn't it just the game doing what its programmed to do?
Not the missile turret at Glados' room. If you pass that big room full of turrets before that Glados' room without killing one turret, you can put a portal in the ground, in front of a turret, and another one in the ground before Glados' room entrance. And then, if you stay in front of the portal, the turret will try to shoot you and will hit both you and Glados, making her drop the cores way before she says "Well, you found me. Congratulations"
He didnt use glitches in this.
that's technically what all glitches are.
something the developers didn't intend for you to be able to do.
the fact that it's possible with the engine is characteristic of all glitches in this game.
I don't consider that a "glitch" either, but I'm guessing whatever definition they're using disagrees.
RedGeoBlaze that is an exploit, actually
I didn't even know you could stop the doors from closing like that. I'd have figured it would've clipped through the radio and sent it flying or something
“This next test could take a very, very long time.” LIAR!
Could doesn't mean it will. There is a diference
3:58
I was unfortunate enough to be having a drink at that moment. Ended up spraying coke all over my keyboard.
7:37 that looks f*cking cool :D
"Now that you are in control of both portals, this text could **already in exit elevator** take a very...very long time"
Its scary that some of the chambers are using ravenholem (that zombie town in Half Life 2) sounds
Bryan Hung almost every chamber
Bryan Hung 5:53
Bryan Hung a small haunted echo can be heard at 6:05
tone_alley.wav is one of the sounds
jhonny bravo The games asthetic at the start of development was ravenholm, so..?
I was taking a look back at portal recently, I got my time down to about 40 minutes and I was wondering what kind of tricks people use to get these kinds of times
And know all these years later
I’m immensely impressed
Published on my birthday. Thank you for the birthday present :)
...
Or should I say birthday cake :)
"The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."
**Has* *already* *solved* *it**
LOL i love what he does at 3:54
Brian Billman d
Lol
Probably Portal has the most viewed and least understood speedruns...I can barely ejnoy watching!
Must be quite a feeling to be able to play through levels like this, that's really thinking in portals :D
Why does the name on the portal gun change a couple of times?
+maclunar It's a segmented team speedrun. The name on the gun shows the person that's currently playing.
+FnzzyGoesFast Alright, makes sense :)
I believe that is because this run is performed by multiple people, in 91 segments. I might be wrong though.
Michael Boulet Yeah.
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,,This next test could take a very very long time."
Literally he was in end elevator when she said it.
glados disliked
"Now you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, very long time."
Yeah right.
slickest ever. these had me laughing with vicarious insanity
This next test could take a very very long time