@@legoboy7825 It's a joke what I meant was that the TAS wants to do glitches but it can't because it's not allowed to do so and the way it jumps just seems like It WANTS to bunny-hop but isn't allowed
“Not Alive” Solve Portal in under 30 minutes “The Best of Luck” Under 20 minutes “Not a Good Person” under 15min) “Impossible” ...You have not complied with test chamber protocol. (Glitched TAS) runs
I love how some of the techniques are identical to what I was running in 2007-08. But with the optimisation and perfect inputs of a TAS, it can be done in well less than a third of what I was ever capable of. I was getting 30-35 minute times back in 08, which was never top of the leaderboard but were good times. Example 6:55 this testchamber is exactly the same method that I was using over a decade a go, but I couldn't do it in ten times this length of time XD. I had been using an extra portal to drop the box on the second button, but someone came up with the extra throw for the box, if you got that right you'd save a few seconds. Now a TAS does the whole testchamber in, what, 5-6 seconds? Really cool.
@@DookJob Valve put a speed cap for bhopping which means that even if you do "bhop" you don't go extremely fast so it isn't really a glitch. It's basically just jumping to go a tiny bit faster for a tiny bit of time. If it were actual bhopping you would be gaining more speed the more you string bhop's together. The real movement glitch is abh which isn't allowed because it IS a glitch that allows you to get past the speed cap and go extremely fast.
That tool assisted air strafe is smooth af! Incidentally, based on explanation video, I assume proper bhop was used, but in TAS strafes are just really fast?
it basically uses controller input hence you can look in any direction while strafing. As a result it looks like speed is magically gained with no strafing but that isnt the case
I came for that radio looping around the bed at the start
the radio is the only reason i still play this game :^)
DeSinc did you buy a new camera?
Hey guys! Desinc here
So now that we got the radio, this game’s pretty much over
same dude
What you'll see in this video:
- 60% elevators
- 30% glaDOS being behind on what's happening
- 10% a portal gun wielded like a goddamn submachine gun
If you divide the GLaDOS part then it looks like this.
10% GLaDOS's speech is behind
15% GLaDOS having a Stroke
5% GLaDOS keeping up to speed
Glados: “This next-“
*test completed before she can finish sentence*
Glados: *sweats*
"you euthanized your weighted companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record"
yeah I can believe that
No. It's slower than the one who used glitches.
Come to think of it, GLaDOS DOES tell you to "Take Care" of it.
Just think more like a prohibition era gangster.
Agree '-'
@@protaties you must be fun at parties
@@rodrigovda and wrong at parties. Glitched runs don't incinerate it. I am fun at parties too :p
10% speedrun
90% elevator time boiz
40% radio looping around bed
@@ZSpieg 140%?
@@YesItsbee oh thats right
*Begins*
"Now that you are in control of both portals-"
*Finishes*
"this next test could take a very, very long time."
Elevator take a very, very long time
I lost my shit when the radio was used to block the door.
"oh, he took some music with him, how cute... Wait"
It's like in Toy Story 2 when Mr. Potato Head blocked the toy store door with his hat.
i did too
Pretty much set the tone for the run
The way the bot did it was insane, but just blocking the door like that and shooting a portal through isn't TOO difficult.
There's something hilarious about Glados saying "You are not a good person" while Chell is going absolutely ham with the portal gun.
It's just call of duty with extra steps.
I love how the enrichment center just has random hydraulic presses doing absolutely nothing.
Lmao
Lol
thats not true, they are VITAL for the science doing
they used to be used for things before gladOS flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin
@@ghostlore3660 then they gave here a morality core to stop her from flooding the enrichment centre with a deadly neurotoxin
The movements and portals in the latter half of this run are so fast that even if there secretly were glitches I couldn't tell you.
and you'd never know
For real tho
“You euthanized your weighted companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record.”
Possibly the first time in years that’s been true.
13:20 "I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behaviour" has never made so much sense than with this
yo I'd be curious about her behaviour with that portal handling
Me: asks my Brother to Help me because i cant beat the Level
My Brother:
My brother: ruclips.net/video/W9gxFkOz2_4/видео.html
"Welcome to the final test, when you're done..."
Chell: Yes I'm done.
I can feel how the tas is frustrated about the fact that it can't do any glitches.
Yeah it really shows how tame glitchless speedruns are compared to the popular ones.
Bacon Party how can the ‘TAS’ be frustrated? You mean the runner?
@@legoboy7825 It's a joke what I meant was that the TAS wants to do glitches but it can't because it's not allowed to do so and the way it jumps just seems like It WANTS to bunny-hop but isn't allowed
It's like when you have to much energy but you're not allowed to use it I hope you understood what I said
@@baconparty5586 no I get that, but the person playing is not a "TAS" it's the runner. So the runner is doing these things with assistance.
glitchless TAS is basically just a waiting simulator.
Life is a waiting simulator
R/curssedcoments
@@nicmomgaming4395 why? there nothing cursed in here
00:09 human start
01:30 chamber 1
02:10 chamber 2
02:57 chamber 3
03:16 chamber 4
03:39 chamber 5
04:14 chamber 6
04:37 chamber 7
04:56 chamber 8
05:18 chamber 9
05:42 chamber 10
06:10 chamber 11
06:29 chamber 12
06:55 chamber 13
07:16 chamber 14
07:34 chamber 15
08:00 chamber 16
08:42 chamber 17
09:40 chamber 18
10:26 chamber 19
10:55 escape 1
11:15 escape 2
11:40 escape 3
13:39 TIME
Ok
9:50 I am, just, utterly stunned. Getting the camera in the door has my mind going crazy omg
Well... Normal speedruns also get the camera stuck in the door. Albeit in a much slower fashion lol
@foxscott5 still crazy no?
That’s a standard glitch less trick haha
"Congratulations. You murdered me faster than any other test subject. I hope you are proud of yourself. You monster."
I wish that was an achievement.
Third only to the inbounds and out of bounds TAS runs
“Not Alive”
Solve Portal in under 30 minutes
“The Best of Luck”
Under 20 minutes
“Not a Good Person”
under 15min)
“Impossible”
...You have not complied with test chamber protocol. (Glitched TAS) runs
@@cupofspiders5830 if portal could be updated, it would make more sense to patch the glitches tho
@@TemphinFDnah. If all the glitches get patched then speedrunners would be in shambles. + i think theyre source engine bugs
I can’t even tell how half of these portals are being formed
8:20 is just... I kinda... I feel violated, but satisfied
I was gonna make a "that's what she said" joke but that'd be too dark
@@1224chrisng Woah
@@valkyria6699 I know right
Well done android
My favorite segments are the bored segments where they do all sorts of funny stuff to cope with the time :D
9:25 "You euthanized your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record."
In this case, that's probably actually true...
Save glitch is oo-
wait thats not my job.
Dw I'm watchin'.
GLaDOS: This next test could take a very very long time
SourceRuns: _Staying in the finish elevator_
The trick at 9:46 with the camera was really impressive.
Which camera ? All i see is goo and white panels
@@EterSky08 he basically kicked a radio into a closing door
You turned my favorite game into an elevator simulator.
8:26 GLaDOS knows what's up
Android hell is a REAL place where you WILL be sent at the first sign of... wait. That is you.
Pressed "5 seconds forward" - skipped the level
My mans spent more time in the elevator than actually portalling.
"this next test could take a very, very long time."
*already in the elevator*
When the radio was used to hold the door open I actually spat out my ginger beer in awe
I blinked once by mistake in the middle and missed 4 test chambers
Fake you would be in the elevator
Been waiting for a glitchless TAS of portal for a while, damn. Thanks!
the game completes at 13:37 for the video
nice
That's counting the time in the box at the start though, right?
the antenna of the radio clipped the tub
run is invalid
14:30 It's Hoopy the Hoop! THE BEST MEME!
13:33 KOBE!!!!
i would like to see an input viewer of this run :o seems crazy bro good job man these runs always impress me
I love how the run ends with slam dunking the core into the incinerator
Jukspa is god of Portal TASes.
Great work as always!
the first portal run thats actually visible
13:18
"I'M FINE!" while literally having a stroke
"This is a speedrunnin techique called *_literally playing the game_* "
-grayfruit
You guys genuinely dunked the last core. I love this.
Finally, a speedrun where the player doesn't freaking go out of boundaries
This is amazing! I accedently stumbled on this vid, i have only heard of Portal and never played, but damn! This is awesome!
Best part was watching the ‘impossible’ test chamber be beaten before GLaDOS could even finish explaining that it was impossible
3:45 it's weird not having the glass fall over and shatter
I love how some of the techniques are identical to what I was running in 2007-08. But with the optimisation and perfect inputs of a TAS, it can be done in well less than a third of what I was ever capable of. I was getting 30-35 minute times back in 08, which was never top of the leaderboard but were good times.
Example 6:55 this testchamber is exactly the same method that I was using over a decade a go, but I couldn't do it in ten times this length of time XD. I had been using an extra portal to drop the box on the second button, but someone came up with the extra throw for the box, if you got that right you'd save a few seconds. Now a TAS does the whole testchamber in, what, 5-6 seconds?
Really cool.
10:46 "The test is now over",
Enters test chamber 9
5:50 “now that you’re in control of both portals, this next test could take a very very long time”
That slamdunk at the end was everything
0:30 now Sir that looks quite like a glitch to me
«Well done, android..»
Welcome to android hell.
I knew it was over as soon as he put the radio perfectly in that door
I knew I was in for some sick shit when not even two minutes in he perfectly trickshotted the radio to wedge in the door
The slam dunk with the last GLaDOS core was simply beautiful
“Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, very long time”
Uh, GLaDOS, she’s already in the elevator.
13:35 nice basketball dunk !
GG dude you are Amezing!
"You're not a good person, you know that? Good people don't end up here."
This next test can be very very long
Speedrunner: Hold my portal gun
13:30.03... that's a lot of 3's for a Valve game.
This is more satisfying than seeing high skilled Asian factory workers working efficiently and fast.
0:09 when you first time on portal and love doing stranghe shit
the slam dunk with the anger core was priceless at the end
8:22
*intense portal shooting*
_5/10 not enough radios_
The ruthful execution of the companion cube made me giggle
This is the best speedrun i even seen in my whole life.
everyone: aw man i have to throw away my cube
him or her: haha lol love cube go yeeted and get deleted
Honestly, I had to replay the footage for most chambers at least once to see what was going on... This is fucking insane man.
5:20 glados: “the enrichment center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible”
speedrunner: hold my portal gun
Gf: come over
Me: I cant
Gf: my parents aren't home
Me: 10:27
Dude what a dunk at the ending lmao
Its so nice seeing a glitchless run of a source game that doesn't abuse 10 glitches the community decided was "ok for glitchless"
He did just clip the radio through the bed. So that technically is a glitch.
@@aleppogameingreal so is bunny hopping
@@DookJob Valve put a speed cap for bhopping which means that even if you do "bhop" you don't go extremely fast so it isn't really a glitch. It's basically just jumping to go a tiny bit faster for a tiny bit of time. If it were actual bhopping you would be gaining more speed the more you string bhop's together. The real movement glitch is abh which isn't allowed because it IS a glitch that allows you to get past the speed cap and go extremely fast.
@@aleppogameingreal It went behind the bed and came out from under the bed at a different angle that allowed it to fit through the bottom.
GLaDOS: This next test could take a very, very long time.
Chell: sitting the in the elevator waiting to go to the next map
*wakes up in a strange facility*
*starts partying*
That tool assisted air strafe is smooth af!
Incidentally, based on explanation video, I assume proper bhop was used, but in TAS strafes are just really fast?
it basically uses controller input hence you can look in any direction while strafing. As a result it looks like speed is magically gained with no strafing but that isnt the case
@@Jukspa vectorial strafing?
OKAY BUT THE DUNK AT THE GLADDOS FIGHT LIKE DAMNNNN
The was glados glitches in the end is so much more convincing :D
r/engrish
7:08 this test is taking so much time
TAS: portal, portal... 3 sec
*Finishes chamber
"Now that you are in control of both portals this next test could take a very, very long time."
Who is this 'TAS' guy?
He must have an awesome gaming chair.
That was a nice dunk to end the run,gj
-glitchless
-13:30
**confused screaming**
How tf is that a glitch, there are many other places that look even more like a glitch
Amazing work Jukspa!!
3:06 joycon drift be like
"this test could take a very, very long time"
*is already in the elevator*
Now that you have control of both portals, this next test could take very, very long
07:34 when she tells you her parents aren't home
6:40 WeeeeeeEeee
GLaDOS: *Confused screaming*
*Elevator noises*
Captions: M U S I C
*SOURCE RUNS POSTS*
Me:I AM SPEED
13:35... Absolute slam dunk
8:00 I'm disappointed. The turrets actually managed to fire.
The right way to watch this TAS.
Watch a chamber
"What ?"
Watch it 0.25 speed
"Oooooooohhh"
Watch next chamber
Repeat.
XD
If this tas is sub 14 than sidious and msushi may have some grinding to do
This Chell is actually one of the most final forms, and she's like in a Hell, trying to escape it, but every single time starts with this 0:03