Riley Finally Busts

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  • @joepasyk3736
    @joepasyk3736 2 месяца назад +11644

    This is a bigger moment for the podcast than Theo interviewing Trump

    • @Brokiemind
      @Brokiemind 2 месяца назад +126

      Amen brother

    • @MysticUB
      @MysticUB 2 месяца назад

      We already know everything about Trump’s sex life, but not tiny Asian baby corn. I am relieved he bust from across the ocean.

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 2 месяца назад +140

      Never thought Id see it. I think Theo was disappointed at that dark arts stripper corrupting our boy.

    • @kramnewton8683
      @kramnewton8683 2 месяца назад +25

      gang gang baby

    • @TheKat182
      @TheKat182 2 месяца назад +14

      Truth 😂😂😂😂

  • @nathanmcdowell4064
    @nathanmcdowell4064 2 месяца назад +5585

    Riley losing his V-card before GTA 6 was not on my bingo card goddamn

  • @ryangalinat952
    @ryangalinat952 2 месяца назад +4901

    Riley busts and he immediately starts looking like Brendan Schaub

    • @R9000S
      @R9000S 2 месяца назад +51

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bhest...
      @bhest... 2 месяца назад +20

      😂😂😂

    • @dirtyxpeper
      @dirtyxpeper 2 месяца назад +17

      💀💀💀

    • @shantkhoshafian8698
      @shantkhoshafian8698 2 месяца назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Unifiedlight
      @Unifiedlight 2 месяца назад +11

      💀💀💀 this one got me

  • @catchemcarlisle5655
    @catchemcarlisle5655 2 месяца назад +1932

    I still can’t tell if Riley is legitimately the most boring person on earth or the greatest improv comedian ever. And I love it

    • @dannyd1138
      @dannyd1138 2 месяца назад +11

      😂

    • @LBTennis
      @LBTennis 2 месяца назад +48

      I think it's the 1st one and that makes me not love it

    • @Camothor10
      @Camothor10 2 месяца назад +171

      Tbh both i think he is just a normal dude but he knows how to play into a bit

    • @mikalskot
      @mikalskot 2 месяца назад +14

      Calling it now, it’ll come out later he was never a virgin

    • @skrtboompap
      @skrtboompap 2 месяца назад +30

      @@mikalskot nah u can physically see the change in the way hes carrying himself, unless its just one good ass bit

  • @jaylock4987
    @jaylock4987 2 месяца назад +2968

    Theo calling Riley a “squirrel buddy” is hilarious cus he’s literally hoarding nuts 😂😂😂

  • @antipop1717
    @antipop1717 2 месяца назад +4206

    he even smiles after some of theos jokes now. our brother has evolved into a full fledged human man

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 2 месяца назад +153

      Is this the same producer from a few years ago that would not say a word when Theo was talking to him? When Theo changed cities?

    • @misterincognitosmith
      @misterincognitosmith 2 месяца назад +20

      @@Turk_2023 yes

    • @SigM1811
      @SigM1811 2 месяца назад +28

      Kids just lying I bet his friends made fun of him. You really think this kid went from never getting anything to getting multiple girls.

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 2 месяца назад +7

      @@SigM1811 bingo

    • @arizona_rockabilly9288
      @arizona_rockabilly9288 2 месяца назад +7

      So I don’t watch Theos podcast really but I remember Nick being his original producer then it was the Riley guy. Then I thought Riley left and now he’s apparently back? So Theo still uses both Nick and Riley here and there I guess??

  • @Tompa83
    @Tompa83 2 месяца назад +1975

    Theo's reaction to every little nugget of detail is fucking hilarious.

    • @natemyers96
      @natemyers96 2 месяца назад +85

      "Were you closer to the wall or on the outside?" "Outside" " woooooowww"

    • @ojoaomotta
      @ojoaomotta 2 месяца назад +3

      Hahahah it’s amazing dude geez

    • @frankdutko7750
      @frankdutko7750 2 месяца назад +4

      NOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ewan300
      @Ewan300 2 месяца назад +5

      It was freaking killing me lmao

    • @benberry6243
      @benberry6243 2 месяца назад +8

      The 11th toe got me.

  • @daltonreed1270
    @daltonreed1270 2 месяца назад +1003

    Riley: "Things Change..."
    Theo: "Not in the eyes of the Lord"
    absolutely all time

    • @DrChewy11
      @DrChewy11 2 месяца назад

      Ya guy can’t jerk off but can have premarital sex? I’ll never understand how religious ppl pick and choose which sins are okay

    • @fantasmasia
      @fantasmasia 2 месяца назад +3

      Timestamp??

    • @Hcvr7256
      @Hcvr7256 2 месяца назад +4

      @@fantasmasiaaround 8:45

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 месяца назад +2

      Protestant spotted

    • @calebbrawner3333
      @calebbrawner3333 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Patrick.WeightmanThe Saints did not win souls for Christ through mockery, brother.

  • @SixtyEightnOyouOne
    @SixtyEightnOyouOne 2 месяца назад +3641

    You can see he got his beard growing he’s got that dark arts in him now

    • @deanharris6624
      @deanharris6624 2 месяца назад +58

      The dark arts indeed....

    • @keyboardkushington4065
      @keyboardkushington4065 2 месяца назад +160

      the rings and shit too, this man is on his A game

    • @kylerBD
      @kylerBD 2 месяца назад +35

      honestly pretty good facial hair for a full asian dude.

    • @kevinhart8339
      @kevinhart8339 2 месяца назад +31

      Baller ass timepiece on his wrist too

    • @adamkrol6428
      @adamkrol6428 2 месяца назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing

  • @kduffin33
    @kduffin33 2 месяца назад +1355

    “She said hey do you drive and I said yeah”
    Theo “Good Answer” 😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewlowerre
    @matthewlowerre 2 месяца назад +1628

    "you haven't even emailed your pastor?" is incredible.

  • @mahmoodramezanzadeh7888
    @mahmoodramezanzadeh7888 2 месяца назад +513

    Bruh there are like 70 historical theo quotes in this 16 min clip 😂😂😂

    • @boronir
      @boronir 2 месяца назад

      "You little squirrel buddy!"
      "And then, went home with her that night."
      "Whoaa, and where was the Lord, brother? That's what I wanna know!"
      "Damn baby I know what to go with them waangs baby, this little banana pepper!"
      "And you still have your pants on? No shirt huh. Wow like a fuckin' 70s actor, dude!"
      "Did you end up.. you know.. creamin' that little nugget? or..what happened?" "I did." "NOOO.. WHAT?? RILEYY MAO."
      "You been Europin' that little freakin' pants' pencil, huh!"
      "You been bokin' that little choy, huh!"
      "You been burpin' that little yellow muppet, homie! Gang gang, dawg!"
      "Damn boy, that eleventh toe baby! That'll get ya dude"
      "That Asian wiener baby, praise God!"
      "OMG bro I thought you said you're waitin til you're married??"
      "Ehh things change.."
      "Not in the eyes of the Lord they don't, brother!"
      "I can't believe she snuck in and stole that freakin badge, baby. Stole that first pitcher of Cool-Aid at a mom's Christmas closet!"
      "Now you're out here getting people to pet that baby lobster and you didn't even emailed the church??" "Yeah no" "DAMN BOY!"
      "I can't believe you didn't lose weight in your legs , cuz if you've never ejaculated, that's just.."
      "So you think she just came down, slurped you out, bcs she knew about it? And wanted to just get that gumption out of you?" "I think so." "GAHD DAMN DUDE!"
      "Did she keep the... frosting?" "Yeah." "WOW. The Unjackable, The Titanic has sunk!!"
      "They freakin came in! Somebody came in and just perm that little baby corn on Riley Mao!"

    • @chasebender7473
      @chasebender7473 2 месяца назад +15

      “Eleventh toe” sent me

    • @gavinweldon4086
      @gavinweldon4086 Месяц назад +5

      “Bout that fucking low smile homie”
      LOW SMILE

    • @dabisset7900
      @dabisset7900 Месяц назад

      Candy cane puUUssy

    • @b.r3228
      @b.r3228 Месяц назад +5

      You've been boking that little choy 😂

  • @malinko35
    @malinko35 2 месяца назад +4854

    _"In space everybody's the same height"_
    -Theo Von

    • @smoothcriminal011
      @smoothcriminal011 2 месяца назад +110

      that was one of the best statements i've ever heard lmao

    • @amarin-64
      @amarin-64 2 месяца назад +87

      Its a gravity thing

    • @cloudf772
      @cloudf772 2 месяца назад +51

      I spat my drink from my nose and dropped my blunt when i heard this😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johnmagus6341
      @johnmagus6341 2 месяца назад +5

      So deep

    • @emailformosa
      @emailformosa 2 месяца назад

      This is why Theo is great. Gives me that, _”what the hell? … I know where you’re coming from”_ -feeling.

  • @_keato
    @_keato 2 месяца назад +1377

    riley: "yeah, we went into my room."
    theo: "PERVERT."

    • @jrebul16
      @jrebul16 2 месяца назад +21

      I was scrolling through looking for someone to comment this lmao

    • @fundeek
      @fundeek 2 месяца назад +7

      @@jrebul16 that 11th Toe baybee, it'll get cha.

  • @nolongerjuicyboiz4413
    @nolongerjuicyboiz4413 2 месяца назад +2741

    1. Blonde
    2. Cute
    3. Female
    4.

    • @dylanrexbaker
      @dylanrexbaker 2 месяца назад +96

      1. Blonde
      2. Cute
      3. Female
      4. And
      5. Uh

    • @leggiemeggie5837
      @leggiemeggie5837 2 месяца назад

      And… 4. Stripper 😂

    • @billybob2837
      @billybob2837 2 месяца назад +112

      1. Blonde
      2. Cute
      3. Female
      4. Dead

    • @darlantro
      @darlantro 2 месяца назад

      4. Stripper who likes to eat wings

    • @vscran
      @vscran 2 месяца назад

      Stripper

  • @P2036
    @P2036 2 месяца назад +440

    “That eleventh toe, that Asian wiener baby praise god” is wild 😂😂

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 2 месяца назад +1332

    Dude busts out one time and immediately dons 8 pieces of jewelry 😂 what the hell

    • @jakew1362
      @jakew1362 2 месяца назад +65

      don't act like you weren't feelin yourself after the first time 😂

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 2 месяца назад +15

      @@jakew1362 I mean I was like 12 so I guess I popped on my dad's old Casio watch and a hand me down polo shirt 😂

    • @joewagner4593
      @joewagner4593 2 месяца назад +1

      Wasn't just one time. That's why

    • @Jenny2dicks
      @Jenny2dicks 2 месяца назад

      I laughed so hard at that part

    • @AngelGabrielB
      @AngelGabrielB 2 месяца назад +6

      @@AudibleVisibIebro edits every comment

  • @rjthehandle
    @rjthehandle 2 месяца назад +1539

    "Burping that little yellow muppet" is fucking wild 😂😂😂😂😂
    Theo Von has the most unique mind out there

    • @Blemmm
      @Blemmm 2 месяца назад +5

      @pamelalovesYESHUA cryhahahaah

    • @keepo231
      @keepo231 2 месяца назад +8

      @pamelalovesYESHUA Stop moaning in every single thread, It's okay to be different. We normal people will help you out along the way 😊

    • @JavierGonzalezJr818
      @JavierGonzalezJr818 2 месяца назад +7

      The amount of details Theo asked for was comically disturbing 😂😂😂

    • @hampus.jerkfelt
      @hampus.jerkfelt 2 месяца назад

      I literally started cry laughing when he said that

    • @TGrizz9122
      @TGrizz9122 2 месяца назад +3

      “GANG gang Dawg!” 😁

  • @dukkha7237
    @dukkha7237 2 месяца назад +811

    “Did you bok that choy” may be one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard 😂

    • @prepaidtrash5552
      @prepaidtrash5552 2 месяца назад +4

      Did you just acquire ears

    • @Nawalta
      @Nawalta 2 месяца назад +6

      @@prepaidtrash5552Be nice kiddo

    • @andresheatfl
      @andresheatfl 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @n0partyw0arty
      @n0partyw0arty 2 месяца назад

      I fucking died at this part 😭😭😭😭

    • @MFCEE
      @MFCEE Месяц назад

      @@prepaidtrash5552 The real question is when are you gonna acquire a decent hairline and eyebrows.

  • @aparks22
    @aparks22 2 месяца назад +482

    bro went from waiting till marriage to one night stands and a stripper

    • @archiecallahan86
      @archiecallahan86 2 месяца назад +8

      Wildddd

    • @gv1426
      @gv1426 2 месяца назад +1

      Hahahahah

    • @BabyKMoney
      @BabyKMoney Месяц назад +2

      Strip clubs immediately take all sense of trying to do well out of my life immediately. I start with strippers then it’s the casino then it’s percs so yeah them strippers dawg, not it

    • @aifearfiles
      @aifearfiles Месяц назад +9

      This is what happens when people decide to “save it for marriage” but in reality it’s just because they can’t get a girl.

    • @origanev1986
      @origanev1986 Месяц назад +13

      @@aifearfiles No sometimes it's for real and it's not that hard to believe he can pull tail. don't look down on guys waiting for marriage, nothing wrong with that, especially if you expect the same of your wife.
      BUT, YES there sure are dudes using it as an excuse. let's be real it's mostly about luck and if not luck in life then luck in genetics, so let's not look down on our virgin bros?
      whoever laughs at someone being a virgin is definitely a douche. it may look cool in front of the cool kids, but not the cool kids with morals.

  • @NotDougShiver
    @NotDougShiver 2 месяца назад +938

    “Come over here and shake my hand… Now go back”

  • @tab207
    @tab207 2 месяца назад +357

    14:30 Theo having no reaction to the chick being a stripper after hilariously overreacting to every detail is the highlight

    • @AttaMan
      @AttaMan 2 месяца назад +11

      This is THE funniest part in the video

    • @archiecallahan86
      @archiecallahan86 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @StayMadNobodycares
    @StayMadNobodycares 2 месяца назад +411

    She snuck in and snatched his innocence away, Like an Eagle on a trout.

  • @jaywade05
    @jaywade05 2 месяца назад +159

    Salute to the young succubus from Buffalo Wild Wings that unleashed Riley’s primordial juices and turned him into a savage.

  • @kevinkelly_jr
    @kevinkelly_jr 2 месяца назад +1213

    “You been bockin that little choy huh?”😂😂😂😂 I’m crying

    • @ob7369
      @ob7369 2 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wednesdaysmith922
      @wednesdaysmith922 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@pamelalovesYESHUA"let he who is without sin cast the first stone" good luck with 'dunking' on people in the comments. I'm sure your profile name will cancel it all out 😂

    • @shadowsbruther
      @shadowsbruther 2 месяца назад +6

      @pamelalovesYESHUAshutuppp

    • @ry-land-
      @ry-land- 2 месяца назад +4

      @pamelalovesYESHUAWow you are so smart and so beautiful, and so funny. Thanks for coming and making fun of people trying to enjoy stuff. You must be a pleasant person to be around, huh? 😂😂😂

    • @Kennypowers51
      @Kennypowers51 2 месяца назад

      ​@pamelalovesYESHUAlook at this hoyeo get a ratio

  • @guruj8827
    @guruj8827 2 месяца назад +1697

    Riley is now the alpha of his crew telling his buddies they’re losers for not getting any poon lol

    • @Real18800
      @Real18800 2 месяца назад +23

      poon lol

    • @hawaiianrussian1047
      @hawaiianrussian1047 2 месяца назад +5

      I’m done 😂😂

    • @shannonswift2233
      @shannonswift2233 2 месяца назад +2

      Did you get that from circa 2000 The Rock (WWF) lol

    • @alfredonski
      @alfredonski 2 месяца назад

      Hope he doesnt get addicted to porn.
      Remember boys, all porno is gay porno.

    • @vikaschoudhary1
      @vikaschoudhary1 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Real18800poon, it’s short for poonani ☝️🤓

  • @muscacholi
    @muscacholi 2 месяца назад +1060

    "That post nut clarity must have been insane like what the fuck I'm a small asian guy" holy shit I havent laughed that hard in a while 😂

    • @idab6864
      @idab6864 2 месяца назад +10

      Lmfao

    • @benjaminkell3726
      @benjaminkell3726 2 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @hv4285
      @hv4285 2 месяца назад +17

      🤣 Bok-ing that little Choy🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

    • @chrisgeorge84
      @chrisgeorge84 2 месяца назад +10

      Dude. Soo fuckin funny. lol. My girl was like “what’s wrong with you”. How does he come up with this shit.

    • @tonysamosa1717
      @tonysamosa1717 2 месяца назад +14

      It’s like Theo can’t comprehend that Asians are self aware of their Asianess. Example: asking Bobby Lee if he feels Asian when he wakes up

  • @Liriodendron04
    @Liriodendron04 2 месяца назад +180

    Riley bust once and stops caring about god 😂 “Ehhhhh he was up there” 😂

    • @coreycflanagin
      @coreycflanagin 2 месяца назад +3

      Nah bro he was just keeping it real

  • @Triggercut92
    @Triggercut92 2 месяца назад +1750

    'things change' - religion went very fucking fast for riley lmao

    • @cheeseballs9579
      @cheeseballs9579 2 месяца назад +167

      Sounds like he moved out of his parents house lol

    • @CoreyCiprianoTrujillo
      @CoreyCiprianoTrujillo 2 месяца назад +63

      @pamelalovesYESHUAamen but everyone sins and makes mistakes doesn’t mean you indulge in it but we will mess up and if he is truly sorry he will repent

    • @timyingus5681
      @timyingus5681 2 месяца назад +5

      @pamelalovesYESHUA are you real?

    • @sunbIind
      @sunbIind 2 месяца назад +9

      @pamelalovesYESHUA meds

    • @RC-zb8tl
      @RC-zb8tl 2 месяца назад +14

      Doesn’t mean he’s not still religious

  • @QuantumMecha
    @QuantumMecha 2 месяца назад +699

    A titan falls....

    • @cu11en76
      @cu11en76 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, very impressive to have that level of chartist in today's world. I mean waiting for marriage is one thing, but to NEVER to had ejaculated once as a guy today is insanely impressive. Shame he threw it all away for a girl that he'll never see again

    • @franciscoantonio5306
      @franciscoantonio5306 2 месяца назад +11

      Lol

    • @Diamondsmuggler
      @Diamondsmuggler 2 месяца назад +48

      And a man rises from the ashes

    • @DopeJonPaul
      @DopeJonPaul 2 месяца назад

      Those pole babies will get ya

    • @Camothor10
      @Camothor10 2 месяца назад +2

      What he said 👆

  • @LiveAtEs
    @LiveAtEs 2 месяца назад +1059

    She 100% heard unbustable… and said “hold my beer”.

    • @crucifire9224
      @crucifire9224 2 месяца назад

      Hold my tit lol

    • @jeremyg1833
      @jeremyg1833 2 месяца назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @americannightmare2109
      @americannightmare2109 2 месяца назад +9

      You're falling for the bit. He was never a virgin

    • @happytrailsgaming
      @happytrailsgaming 2 месяца назад +48

      @@americannightmare2109umm you must’ve never met a sheltered Christian before 😂

    • @jimberry5318
      @jimberry5318 2 месяца назад

      ​@happytrailsgaming you mean a liar?.........unless it's some wierd morman situation where somebody is touching the kids.

  • @alecd1817
    @alecd1817 2 месяца назад +178

    The posy nut clarity “wow I’m a little Asian man” got me 😂😂

  • @Holton0289
    @Holton0289 2 месяца назад +490

    were you wearing shorts or pants?
    i was wearing pants.
    fuck yeah....lol.

    • @zc9339
      @zc9339 2 месяца назад +8

      He got stoked he was wearing pants

  • @eddievantrollen3459
    @eddievantrollen3459 2 месяца назад +357

    Riley sounds likes he's confessing to a crime LOL

    • @ghostlord1229
      @ghostlord1229 2 месяца назад +22

      Well he did betray his own ideals

    • @toastz17
      @toastz17 2 месяца назад +1

      I think it’s the opposite, sounds like he doesn’t give a fuck.ha Theo is the one stressing.

  • @conbawn
    @conbawn 2 месяца назад +1049

    and now he’s iced out

    • @patrickjay8664
      @patrickjay8664 2 месяца назад +34

      Ice cold

    • @crucifire9224
      @crucifire9224 2 месяца назад +31

      Freezing

    • @Ghanzo
      @Ghanzo 2 месяца назад +18

      Wearing necklaces and stuff

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 2 месяца назад +27

      ​@@Ghanzo dudes with multiple rings and bracelets....lol

    • @planetluna9554
      @planetluna9554 2 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @pokeveta9394
    @pokeveta9394 2 месяца назад +58

    Best V card losing commentary I’ve EVER heard. You never miss Theo lmfao

  • @ReallyBigBrother
    @ReallyBigBrother 2 месяца назад +377

    “She snuck in and stole that batch, that first pitcher of kool aid outta moms Christmas closet”😭😭😭 Theodore, even as a super fan, what the fuck are you talking about brother 😂

    • @Ybf-carl420
      @Ybf-carl420 2 месяца назад +9

      first pitcher always the strengest 🤤

    • @codypendency9482
      @codypendency9482 2 месяца назад +10

      That was so fuckìng funny

    • @Dropthebeatonit
      @Dropthebeatonit 2 месяца назад

      fuck that's funny

    • @ArthurB26
      @ArthurB26 2 месяца назад +8

      Bro just says random words and it somehow makes sense 😂

    • @McFireB
      @McFireB 2 месяца назад +1

      Timestamp for the people 😂

  • @finnmccool6613
    @finnmccool6613 2 месяца назад +164

    Theo was on FIRE with the wordplay in this one

  • @dexterdoan4763
    @dexterdoan4763 2 месяца назад +285

    “I feel like I don’t even know you anymore” dead 😂😭

  • @Shawn-s3b
    @Shawn-s3b 2 месяца назад +128

    Riley is gonna be a caller in 2 years talking about his sexual addiction recovery process.

  • @shkr3w
    @shkr3w 2 месяца назад +743

    "did ya bring her one of them wet napkins" 😭

    • @Justinlifts365
      @Justinlifts365 2 месяца назад +5

      Ts killed me 😂😂😂

    • @Jayymorales
      @Jayymorales 2 месяца назад +1

      Killed me 😂

    • @uggdug8874
      @uggdug8874 2 месяца назад +4

      And where was the lord, brother? That's what I wanna know

  • @trh6143
    @trh6143 2 месяца назад +230

    “You’re going to hell buddy!” I fucking died lmao

  • @CCitis
    @CCitis 2 месяца назад +530

    Oh she was on a mission to take our boy down

    • @euanharrison7125
      @euanharrison7125 2 месяца назад +16

      That's basically how it works

    • @bobsiddoway
      @bobsiddoway 2 месяца назад +21

      She wins. Got the trophy.

    • @CCitis
      @CCitis 2 месяца назад

      @@euanharrison7125 no this was a coordinated strike, with a verified target. She took his innocence. Sex before jerking? What is this world

    • @TinoV97
      @TinoV97 2 месяца назад +1

      @rwestbrook for real

    • @CCitis
      @CCitis 2 месяца назад +2

      @@rwestbrook Explain that?

  • @omarluyando9353
    @omarluyando9353 2 месяца назад +66

    The true crime documentary photo of Riley’s multiple rings is wild

  • @rondoespsych5901
    @rondoespsych5901 2 месяца назад +502

    The dialogue is killing me 😂
    "Did u touch her body?"
    "I did."
    "OMG little buddy."
    😂

    • @deadbeats4894
      @deadbeats4894 2 месяца назад +5

      "How many times did you engage?" 😄

    • @Feedthesoul420
      @Feedthesoul420 2 месяца назад +6

      "Blonde. Cute. Female"

    • @davinc8609
      @davinc8609 2 месяца назад +12

      “You’re going to hell buddy! 🫵”

    • @newfreenayshaun6651
      @newfreenayshaun6651 2 месяца назад +3

      "Did you hug afterwards?
      "No, we fell asleep."
      "OH my God...."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @becca789
      @becca789 2 месяца назад +1

      06:37 💀💀💀

  • @diabolowille
    @diabolowille 2 месяца назад +261

    7:00 “you’re going to hell buddy” 😂😂😂

    • @billiemack64
      @billiemack64 2 месяца назад

      “I just started… doing things to her”

    • @BassBully
      @BassBully 2 месяца назад +3

      I howled laughing when he said that 😂😂

    • @MrJL2
      @MrJL2 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 incredible

    • @JasonThompson-qq1nf
      @JasonThompson-qq1nf 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Enzo_F430
    @Enzo_F430 2 месяца назад +322

    “Ik what’ll go w them wings, this lil banana peppah “ 😂😂😂 I love that this topic got its own RUclips video 😅

  • @timproitte9814
    @timproitte9814 2 месяца назад +44

    This for some weird reason is bitter sweet. Riley was low key a symbol of discipline for us. Now they got em and he’s just one of us, slangin Asian bird with strippers around town lol.

  • @bryantorrellas6810
    @bryantorrellas6810 2 месяца назад +483

    “Have you even emailed your pastor or whatever” 😂

    • @vincemarquez2142
      @vincemarquez2142 2 месяца назад +6

      @pamelalovesYESHUA are you unable to understand english?

    • @wednesdaysmith922
      @wednesdaysmith922 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@vincemarquez2142she clearly hasn't read or taken the Bible to heart or she wouldn't be here proselytizing and belittling strangers trying to show her devotion to God in the comments. Sad 😂

    • @HeyYoSurveyTime
      @HeyYoSurveyTime 2 месяца назад

      😭

    • @evanmbiter
      @evanmbiter 2 месяца назад +4

      @pamelalovesYESHUA God is love.
      We all fall short and sin.
      Love is just and merciful.
      Because God is loving He must judge sin, we all stand judged and are due to face His wrath as slaves of sin.
      Because God is merciful He provided a way out from under the weight of the law and His wrath, and a way for us to be regenerated.
      If we trust Jesus shed His sinless blood, died and rose from the grave He forgives us of our sins and gives us a new heart that wants to look God as our Father genuinely and delight in Him, freeing us from being slaves to sin.
      The rest is our mind catching up with that reality and taking hold of His teaching and truth until He returns, or we die.
      Not up to us to judge unbelievers.

  • @SoleSam23
    @SoleSam23 2 месяца назад +224

    Theo went from excited uncle to disappointed dad back to cool uncle lmao 😂

  • @moviecreator4370
    @moviecreator4370 2 месяца назад +440

    Shoutout to the blonde chick for showing our guy Riley a good time, she did it for the love of the game, you gotta love it, amen baby

    • @Lisence2chill
      @Lisence2chill 2 месяца назад +57

      Which gave him the confidence to start talking to a longtime friend! Scoreee

    • @charliedillon1400
      @charliedillon1400 2 месяца назад +24

      Theo should send her some merch.

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 2 месяца назад +14

      Absolute champion of the cause this girl

    • @yungdraco6075
      @yungdraco6075 2 месяца назад +14

      Deadass she gave the man confidence he even rocking the rings and bracelets now 😂 gotta love it

    • @GriegSchidenberg
      @GriegSchidenberg 2 месяца назад

      MVP MVP MVP

  • @huntera1005
    @huntera1005 2 месяца назад +35

    this is an insane convo, theo von brain work wild

  • @droja519
    @droja519 2 месяца назад +288

    "ejaculatory promisory note with the lord is still intact " . this caught me off guard

  • @Goblinshaman
    @Goblinshaman 2 месяца назад +368

    Riley got taken down by a fan.

    • @BotStyle1017
      @BotStyle1017 2 месяца назад

      Hell yeah our boy got caught lackin 😆

  • @pradleybee7828
    @pradleybee7828 2 месяца назад +189

    “I just want to shake the hand of a man that’s came this year.” 🤣🤣

  • @anthonyorque
    @anthonyorque 2 месяца назад +26

    12:27 "I just wanna shake the hand of a man thats....come recently...this year"

  • @SundaeGolf
    @SundaeGolf 2 месяца назад +857

    “You been burping that yellow muppet” 😂

    • @RobadobaChannel
      @RobadobaChannel 2 месяца назад

      Bokin’ that little choy

    • @seanyfaulkner7106
      @seanyfaulkner7106 2 месяца назад +11

      Ruthlessly hilarious

    • @rumo510
      @rumo510 2 месяца назад +15

      You been bokkin that choy?
      I spat my water out😂

    • @kinginvvs3282
      @kinginvvs3282 2 месяца назад

      gang gang dawg

    • @markvickroy6725
      @markvickroy6725 2 месяца назад +2

      The perfect closer to playing with that Lil pants pencil, bokkin that choy 😂

  • @BulletproofOutdoors
    @BulletproofOutdoors 2 месяца назад +281

    "It's still comin out, your nose sounds stuffed up actually" 😂

  • @Francisco-dr4yi
    @Francisco-dr4yi 2 месяца назад +292

    That 11th toe 😂😂

  • @itzOLE3
    @itzOLE3 2 месяца назад +44

    "Did she keep the frosting?"
    - yeah

  • @thestealthyseth5912
    @thestealthyseth5912 2 месяца назад +307

    “That 11th toe” is fucking wild. I’m dead man lol

    • @Beantown85
      @Beantown85 2 месяца назад +3

      I usually go with 3rd leg but get that works too Theo 😅😅

    • @Beantown85
      @Beantown85 2 месяца назад +1

      I usually go with 3rd leg but get that works too Theo 😅😅

    • @GizziMoD
      @GizziMoD 2 месяца назад

      just to fucking good lol

    • @phaseneutral3006
      @phaseneutral3006 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Beantown85because he is asian so its a toe

  • @FinalCountDown2.037
    @FinalCountDown2.037 2 месяца назад +854

    Don't ever describe a sexual encounter as an "Incident with a woman"

    • @frozencube7025
      @frozencube7025 2 месяца назад +15

      Lolol

    • @NunYa953
      @NunYa953 2 месяца назад +11

      💀

    • @Fitaroy
      @Fitaroy 2 месяца назад +64

      Don’t even call it a “sexual encounter” bro 😂

    • @ChopStixLoL
      @ChopStixLoL 2 месяца назад +10

      There's a lot of ways to describe it. The more vague makes it worse .

    • @kevinhart8339
      @kevinhart8339 2 месяца назад +11

      Where the police involved?

  • @lazyblazer
    @lazyblazer 2 месяца назад +236

    10:14 "BROOOO I don't even feel like I know you anymore" 😂😂😂

  • @ocben2184
    @ocben2184 2 месяца назад +63

    The dark arts got a hold of our boy

  • @alexdoyz998
    @alexdoyz998 2 месяца назад +67

    This genuinely made me laugh and clap out loud for Riley. The story was told like an adventure. This is gold

    • @MKSouthernStar
      @MKSouthernStar 2 месяца назад +2

      An awkward pulling teeth adventure. Still proud as punch.

  • @jujuespino1374
    @jujuespino1374 2 месяца назад +576

    “Things changed” Riley is like 100x cooler after that bar

    • @DiegoGonzalez-kh3eb
      @DiegoGonzalez-kh3eb 2 месяца назад +10

      @pamelalovesYESHUAyes

    • @user-eq5ub5rs3g
      @user-eq5ub5rs3g 2 месяца назад +2

      @pamelalovesYESHUAask jesus about ipads😊

    • @veggiesarefruits
      @veggiesarefruits 2 месяца назад

      ​@pamelalovesYESHUA hey, sister! On the upside, us Christians are now counter-culture! Now if you wanna rage against the machine, you gotta love Jesus, find a spouse and have morals. We're the new revolutionaries! 😂😂😂

    • @andrewharris6507
      @andrewharris6507 2 месяца назад +1

      ⁠​⁠@pamelalovesYESHUAwere the crusaders cool because they brought Jesus along?

    • @marlaqfromyearone6951
      @marlaqfromyearone6951 2 месяца назад

      ​​@pamelalovesYESHUA the "Almighty protector" that let's kids starve and get cancer when they haven't even lived a life to sin? Get that sht outta here you wacko 😂

  • @rjim1
    @rjim1 2 месяца назад +186

    "You're going to hell little buddy!" 😂

    • @DEadJACK4090
      @DEadJACK4090 2 месяца назад +1

      "WwaaaaAAAaaAaAAahahaHAHAHahahaha"

    • @Alen-bz6hf
      @Alen-bz6hf 2 месяца назад +1

      The devil took over for a second

  • @Qwmp-
    @Qwmp- 2 месяца назад +57

    Theo you've corrupted this young man's soul. A stripper who recognized him from the pod, how unfortunate.

    • @EWT123
      @EWT123 2 месяца назад +11

      When you put it that way…damn

    • @acardinalconsideration824
      @acardinalconsideration824 2 месяца назад

      I wonder how old Riley is. Seems like a giant waste to go that long without making love only to lose your v card to a one-night-stand succubus

    • @whitecoffee1416
      @whitecoffee1416 Месяц назад +2

      LOL

  • @dudleycarl0
    @dudleycarl0 2 месяца назад +142

    “You’re going to hell buddy!” 😂 that got me good

    • @TrumpTown
      @TrumpTown 2 месяца назад +4

      Riley did not think it was a joke

  • @A6Legit
    @A6Legit 2 месяца назад +218

    "Things change"
    Not in the Lord's eyes brother 😂

    • @Jdksbdmnsl
      @Jdksbdmnsl 2 месяца назад +1

      i'm dead bro

    • @mdewolfe33
      @mdewolfe33 2 месяца назад +2

      The funniest part personally

    • @north6star
      @north6star 2 месяца назад

      @@mdewolfe33that and Theo just losing it everytime bro drops the smallest detail

  • @austinlynch8857
    @austinlynch8857 2 месяца назад +99

    You can tell Theo wants to roast him out of instinct but also is genuinely curious and excited for him and doesn’t want to make him uncomfortable

    • @Jsizzle6809
      @Jsizzle6809 2 месяца назад +8

      And is also kinda mad at him for not continuing the ‘waiting for marriage’ route that is a noble quest if you can do it

    • @AimlessQuotes
      @AimlessQuotes 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Jsizzle6809 not really, that's how you end up with two dysfunctional sex partners in a marriage lmfao.

    • @GKalwap
      @GKalwap 2 месяца назад +6

      @@AimlessQuotesWhat? lol Who hurt you?

    • @giovannigarcia6786
      @giovannigarcia6786 2 месяца назад

      Riley rocking that AP woahhh 10:40

  • @justsomedude5591
    @justsomedude5591 2 месяца назад +17

    Dude either had an experience that shook him to his core or just flipped a switch without a second thought, there’s no in between

  • @GaryLee123
    @GaryLee123 2 месяца назад +144

    You know it’s real when Riley brought the ice out

  • @tds7078
    @tds7078 2 месяца назад +88

    I can hear it in his voice, bro dropped an octave :)

  • @MTDubbsCCR
    @MTDubbsCCR 2 месяца назад +80

    I feel like Theo was translating all of our reactions during this entire story 😂

  • @JoeKing704
    @JoeKing704 2 месяца назад +10

    Theo’s reaction to every little detail of the story, is so damn funny. You been bokin that little choy, huh? Wowwww dude….. 🤣

  • @ehq5277
    @ehq5277 2 месяца назад +285

    Riley speaks like its a police interigation

    • @SuperYogagirl
      @SuperYogagirl 2 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @thatswhatshesaid6326
      @thatswhatshesaid6326 2 месяца назад +1

      Hilarious 😂

    • @keegy5378
      @keegy5378 2 месяца назад +2

      holy shit you’re right

    • @Kitsuragi556
      @Kitsuragi556 2 месяца назад +1

      Feels like a lex fridman episode when they pause for like 5 seconds before the next person speaks.

    • @chanseevang8334
      @chanseevang8334 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @xtra-xsell9025
    @xtra-xsell9025 2 месяца назад +115

    “why is it so silent dude..” lmao 😭

    • @tomsevcik1792
      @tomsevcik1792 2 месяца назад +6

      I can just visualize the whole situation 😂

  • @PowSrikachorn
    @PowSrikachorn 2 месяца назад +74

    Dialogue between Theo and Riley has to be one of the most challenging things Theo has done. 😂 There’s like…NO feedback. 😂😂😂

    • @colonelspicymustard
      @colonelspicymustard 2 месяца назад +4

      and this is night and day from the beginning😂

    • @a-t5380
      @a-t5380 2 месяца назад +3

      Literally was the best era of this show in my opinion… watching Theo try and conjure up anything to say as Riley hits him with one word answers… it really pushes Theo tot think out the box

  • @evanslime7
    @evanslime7 Месяц назад +17

    11:47 “ now youre out here getting people to pet that baby loOoOobster” 😭😭😭 u know its hilarious when theo cant even say it straight 😭😭

  • @scottlesueur7845
    @scottlesueur7845 2 месяца назад +126

    “Did she keep the frosting or whatever?”
    “Yeah.”

    • @nicolasamper7911
      @nicolasamper7911 2 месяца назад +2

      Did she leave with it?!? That must be a felony

    • @snugzgiddens3238
      @snugzgiddens3238 2 месяца назад

      Someone has to have the birds and bees talk with him before Nashville has abuncha lil Rileys running around

  • @mikejimenez6470
    @mikejimenez6470 2 месяца назад +35

    7:29 “it’s still comin out, your nose sounds stuffed up actually” lmfao! It does clear up your sinuses when you crack that walnut

  • @eb1184
    @eb1184 2 месяца назад +49

    13:40 “gosh… i feel like its the day after christmas” LOL perfect description by theo

  • @TheCruserBoy
    @TheCruserBoy 2 месяца назад +9

    Theo is an almost constant state of free association and it is at its purest when speaking to Riley Mau

  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall3454 2 месяца назад +69

    Damn bro, that girl straight snatched Riley’s virginity and completely changed his life

    • @stormeth1313
      @stormeth1313 2 месяца назад +8

      She snatched that first pitcher of kool-aid

  • @blob3106
    @blob3106 2 месяца назад +108

    Bro met a real life succubus 😂

  • @colexxiii
    @colexxiii 2 месяца назад +594

    “blonde”
    “cute”
    “female”
    great description riley😂

    • @jvb6961
      @jvb6961 2 месяца назад +34

      Theo just waiting for his 4th word forever 😂

    • @shakespearewilliam8423
      @shakespearewilliam8423 2 месяца назад +20

      I always add 'alive'

    • @Tupemo
      @Tupemo 2 месяца назад +5

      Important detail

    • @jw70467
      @jw70467 2 месяца назад +16

      Guy has all the storytelling charisma of a rock. I hope it is a bit.

    • @Hiddenbarbar
      @Hiddenbarbar 2 месяца назад +4

      The fourth was stripper so I see why he left it at female

  • @B_Young0326
    @B_Young0326 2 месяца назад +6

    I’m driving home listening to this freaking laughing out loud, Theo is a national treasure.

  • @LeftNuttyBuddy
    @LeftNuttyBuddy 2 месяца назад +42

    Theo and Riley is the funniest thing ever

  • @Basbhat
    @Basbhat 2 месяца назад +273

    “That 11th toe, that Asian weiner” 😂😂😂😂

    • @yeloautosports
      @yeloautosports 2 месяца назад

      😅😅😅😅 clever ass statement... how the hell does his brain work?!

    • @EduardoLopez-ei4vd
      @EduardoLopez-ei4vd 2 месяца назад +18

      Praise god

    • @aarenm7270
      @aarenm7270 2 месяца назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Basbhat
      @Basbhat 2 месяца назад +1

      @@EduardoLopez-ei4vd Gang gang baby 🐀👑

  • @saifo8
    @saifo8 2 месяца назад +50

    "the unjackable, the Titanic has sunk..." famous wise words from Theo

  • @natedawg912
    @natedawg912 2 месяца назад +34

    Theo actually seemed so disappointed it was a girl that listened to the podcast instead of some random girl lmao

  • @MagooBooMoo
    @MagooBooMoo 2 месяца назад +43

    this is a pivotal moment in theo von podcast history

  • @codychurch6443
    @codychurch6443 2 месяца назад +78

    "Oh my god, little buddy, were you touching her body and everything? " 🙌😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drewlatiolais
    @drewlatiolais 2 месяца назад +91

    “Congratulations man. Great to see you..Alright go back..”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shaunmccallum9958
    @shaunmccallum9958 2 месяца назад +14

    'Its still coming out, your nose sounds stuffed' 😂😂😂😂 comedy gold man

  • @aidanrezvani9295
    @aidanrezvani9295 2 месяца назад +328

    from going to waiting for marriage to losing it to a stripper

    • @kanyeeast06
      @kanyeeast06 2 месяца назад +142

      the american dream praise god baby

    • @jvb6961
      @jvb6961 2 месяца назад

      Atleast he didn’t wait on the first stripper for the bachelor party

    • @sinaziaei
      @sinaziaei 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@kanyeeast06😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bdogfishing
      @bdogfishing 2 месяца назад +10

      Average American

    • @JoelMLdf
      @JoelMLdf 2 месяца назад +4

      and thats awesome

  • @awerawer0708
    @awerawer0708 2 месяца назад +63

    Theo seemed a little disappointed that he didnt keep his word 💀

  • @michaelpowers4882
    @michaelpowers4882 2 месяца назад +14

    Theo: And did she touch your body also?
    Riley: Yeah.
    Theo (hushed, scandalized): No!

  • @CCitis
    @CCitis 2 месяца назад +30

    This is one of the best clips on RUclips hahahaha