Riley controls those computers with his mind by now 😂 (joking aside he is either sterile or a liar he would be having spontaneous erect1ons all the time from the wind even 😂😂😂)
@@crimsoncomposure bummer… nick and Theo always made me crack up especially when they’d uncontrollably continue to laugh while trying to roast each other
@@darianzielinsky96when do you get hard randomly though? He’s 24, not a teenager 😂. Only random boner should be in the a.m, besides that you shouldn’t just be randomly get hard. That’s weirder than not jerking off daily 😂
It is absolutely mind boggling that Riley has stuck around for this long 😂😂😂 I thought for sure he was gone the first time Theo made the no-nut revelation
I practice semen retention. The power is immense. Your nervous system is restored, I almost never get nervous, i’m super energetic, confident, charismatic. My capacity to love is amazing, and it’s a blessing from God. Try it guys
I felt bad for Riley when he said they wouldn't want to hang out with " people like me " Caleb pulled back the questioning to help him feel better. Gang Gang fellas ✌🏼💪🏽🫶
Dude, I low key shed a tear when I heard that 😢 I literally mouthed it (facetiously predicting his answer) the moment before he said, and it hits you in a different way….
He is. Because he offered nothing at first to the actual podcast. But his unwillingness to give anything to theo at first, and the awkwardness made me want him to stay. But I truly believed he would be fired/replaced. Riley in 10 years? Banging bitches and snorting blow off of strippers
I think it’s that he’s never done it before. Caleb’s friend probably only lasted 21 days because he’s been doing it every other day for the last 10 years
I LOVE riley related content, he fascinates me, reminds of when stern used to probe new employees with off the wall questions. Please more theo that far east inquiry boi
I love the reality of the situation here where Theo and Caleb are having this conversation with Riley who isn’t actually in the room and still responds as a voice in their heads.
Gotta respect Riley for sticking to his principles. He has the discipline and strength of an enlightened man. I wish for Riley to have the hottest wife in the future.
we are so addicted to porn , sex and women that guys who have faith and righteous seems not normal to us even though 30,40 years ago guys like Riley Mau were the norm . Keep it up Riley you are on a right path
Caleb's anecdote is inconclusive. If you're regularly ejaculating, then you stop for 21 days, the reason you will come in your sleep very well could be because of withdrawals and your body is so used to doing it that it is expecting it and has a hard time coping and will have a wet dream. The true test to the claim would be to continue the experiment for 5 years+ to see if the withdrawals subside and eventually no wet dreams or desire to ejaculate takes place. If wet dreams continue at 21-day increments or more, than his theory is correct. Semen glands are like tear glands, it fills up to a certain amount, then anymore produced is reabsorbed by the human body. It's not like a bladder filling up.
Riley went home that day and had to fight demons in the shower and in bed with all these new ideas planted in his head. Poor guy is being tempted harder than Jesus Christ himself
Talk about being super silent. I thought Riley quit this job like a whole year ago. I watch the pod frequently and barely ever heard Riley speaking or chiming in.
@@markcaporale2559in his defence they are asking extremely personal questions concerning ejaculation and masturbation and then posting it for millions of people to see. I’d be a bit reserved too.
bit.ly/theovonclips
Riley controls those computers with his mind by now 😂 (joking aside he is either sterile or a liar he would be having spontaneous erect1ons all the time from the wind even 😂😂😂)
What is gonna happen when every comment you ever left on social media gets compiled and released one day lol its over for most of us lol
You have to have done it once for your body to make it happen in a dream.
Theo, you & Caleb need to take this man out & get him an escort lol.
Riley mau....the cum camel.
I didn’t realize Riley “the unbustable” Mau was still doing the pod. Gotta respect that man
PG, praise God!
I love him but you y’all know what happened to nick and chin? Did he stay with Sausage puffer vest Brendan Shlob
Nick is in Hollywood literally advocating for pissing in sinks to cover Brendan.
Wish I was kidding
@@crimsoncomposure bummer… nick and Theo always made me crack up especially when they’d uncontrollably continue to laugh while trying to roast each other
This man said "the unbustable"😭😭
Some poor girl is going to get turned into a Pompeii villager by the unjackable Riley Mau
It's going to be Armageddon.
This shit had my stomach hurting omfg
😂😂😂😂😂
bros gonna be playing with it like play doh
He'll be happily married with 3 kids by 40. You heathens just can't wrap your mind around it.
Riley is one of those unintentionally hilarious people.
yep, i love riley! i wish he could be on every show and have a little input; like nick used to...
And his comedic timing is so so perfect
Minus the hilarity
No not really
the new age jordan schlansky
Can we take a minute and appreciate that Riley is a great sound engineer
I feel like the only time Theo gets visibly irritated is with Riley’s replies 😂
Or his face is flooded with concern lol
General confusion. Hahahaha
😂
@@tc4423gotta remember, it's hard for Theo to understand anything. Lol
Thats what makes it funnier
'This man refuses to ejaculate in a very ejaculatory world' - one of the realest things ever to be said by anyone
Was about to type that but thought I’d check first. Such a great phrase lol
lmao 🤣
so damn funny
Poetry
I almost crashed my car when Theo called Riley a “Semen Mule…”
💀
5:30 for those interested lol
Watch that embankment gang!
@@johnlenz420 thanks John, regretted it didn’t put the time stamp down. Good lookin out! GG
really? my face when he said that was so emotionless.. i wish i had lower standards
Same, Go Padres!
The golden oreo. The unjerkable Riley Mau
still unjackable
@@TheoVonClips is that you Riley?
@@KGMDLeopardFace if he believes in his religion enough to not jerk it he's definitely not killing himself.
The male nun
@@KGMDLeopardFace ....okay kid
I thought I’d never see Riley Mau again. The contrast between him and Theo is so damn funny!
Riley needs to be more involved man! The Riley and Theo combo is hilarious
the contrast is great
It's so good because theo is so fucking over the top and riley is just like a flat soda, the fact that it doesn't work is what makes it work
As long as Riley is comfortable, I want more of these interrogations 😂
Riley needs to be on a watch list. Mama gonna be on the news one day
Exactly. I don’t want this guy to ever feel uncomfortable. You can tell he’s a good man.
He doesn’t look all that comfortable
@@adamdrakestudiomy thoughts to
you ever seen Being There?@@chauncey5962
Interrogating the poor guy over not touching himself ... stay strong Riley 😂😂
Well he's lying obviously lol
@@chrisimus1625 nah very believable tbh
@@chrisimus1625 right. Like you would never try just out of curiosity? What does he do when it gets hard randomly? 😂
@@darianzielinsky96he said it doesn’t 😂
@@darianzielinsky96when do you get hard randomly though? He’s 24, not a teenager 😂. Only random boner should be in the a.m, besides that you shouldn’t just be randomly get hard. That’s weirder than not jerking off daily 😂
This had no business being so wholesome and hilarious at the same time . Theo is just the best
Wholesome??
That’s Theo’s super power
Welcome to TPW
@@RonCadillacbeen here for years bro
I know it’s Theos show. But a weekly check in with Riley would be cool he adds a nice layer to the pod 🙏🏻 Riley Mauuuu
3:19 “do you ever pray that god touches you in your sleep?” 😂😂 don’t ever change theo😂
🤣🤣🤣
The pause after he says “I don’t” was perfect 😂
Best line
😂😂
It is absolutely mind boggling that Riley has stuck around for this long 😂😂😂
I thought for sure he was gone the first time Theo made the no-nut revelation
For real his continued presence is borderline surreal
I practice semen retention. The power is immense. Your nervous system is restored, I almost never get nervous, i’m super energetic, confident, charismatic. My capacity to love is amazing, and it’s a blessing from God. Try it guys
@@christianmoreno7390 ill bet when u do bust its like fuckin nickelodeon studios
@@Flameb0 it has the power to create life
@@Flameb0 S L I M E D
I have great respect for a man that maintains his principles in a unprincipled world.
God bless you Ryley.
May God bless you with a fruitful life.
This man Riley doing the Lords work on and off camera putting up with Theo’s off the wall thoughts/ questions 😂
Lmfaooooooooo
Dude this is better than any comedy skit that could be written
it takes a Theo Von to unlock the comedic genius of Riley Mau
God I pray that this trio sticks around forever
The vague answers Riley gives are hilarious.
Theo- “how much cum do you think you have in you riley?”
Riley- *gulps* “….a lot”
Who’s here after he finally busted
Praise god he has risen
Proof his abstinance was just cover for being a virgin xD
Our boy finally bokked that little choy praise GODDDDD
Riley coming back made my favorite podcast even better! Thank you!
Im glad Riley is still working on the podcast. I hadnt seen him in a while.
Riley is more of a person in this clip.
First clip that I realized Riley isn't trolling us
Bro its even funnier the fact that he probably really is like this 😂😂😂😂
I felt bad for Riley when he said they wouldn't want to hang out with " people like me "
Caleb pulled back the questioning to help him feel better.
Gang Gang fellas ✌🏼💪🏽🫶
Dude, I low key shed a tear when I heard that 😢
I literally mouthed it (facetiously predicting his answer) the moment before he said, and it hits you in a different way….
That was the sweetest thing❤😂
This duo needs a podcast together. PTL
Fully agree. They have great chemistry
Praise the Lord, gang shit
Lol I love how Riley is actually laughing "with" them at 12:10 what a great duo!
Yeah I noticed that, he’s definitely playing a character and he slipped 😂
"You ever pray for god to touch you in your sleep?" This man will never stop "blowing" my mind
🤣🤣🤣 that line killed me
You always throwing those curve balls 😂
About goddamn time we hear more from this young fella
This is the real talk that we need 💀 I fuckin love these dudes.
Riley Mau is the man! Keep him on the Theo Von podcast 4ever!
Theo and Caleb playing weird cop weird cop 😂
Riley is so good at his job. Like he’s really stayed around this long and it’s truly a triumphant feat of life !!! 😂
He is. Because he offered nothing at first to the actual podcast. But his unwillingness to give anything to theo at first, and the awkwardness made me want him to stay. But I truly believed he would be fired/replaced. Riley in 10 years? Banging bitches and snorting blow off of strippers
Riley Mau is a gentle soul, a sweet lad. Love him.
He's full of shit. Lying to people's faces for religion
You the only one sadly
the funniest thing is that Riley works for Theo with such strong religious beliefs and values lol.
“That’s a myth” I’m using that !! That is so funny and reassuring. Love to see honest male friendship and help picking each-other up when down.
At this point I reckon a stiff breeze could cause Riley to bust one off.
That thick rain you feel me.
The champagne of victory.
Gang.
Onward.
Good God am I happy to see Riley Mau is still on the podcast and is still being good to himself
The frankness of Riley's answers is charming tbh. Keep doing you brotha!
I love how everytime they talk to riley they talk about how he's never ejacked
Cause it's literally insane. That boy has something wrong with him
No, it's not.
Glad to see Riley is still around!
I think it’s that he’s never done it before. Caleb’s friend probably only lasted 21 days because he’s been doing it every other day for the last 10 years
Every “other” day 😂😂😂 yeah, okkkkayyyyyy 💀 every day, every hour, only thing left to discuss is top or bottom of said hour
I LOVE riley related content, he fascinates me, reminds of when stern used to probe new employees with off the wall questions. Please more theo that far east inquiry boi
Never let Riley leave! This is the dynamic we did not know we needed
I love this guy. Good for him, hope he keeps to the path God has for him. Yall heathens quit trying to corrupt him.
You know he’s into some sick and twisted stuff
@@sdraulitolito44 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@sdraulitolito44projecting
Bro it’s even more funny Riley isn’t even in the room with them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Riley is a chad. We're just mad he's not a degenerate like us. I would love to have that alpha stoic mindset. He's an inspiration.
I'm kinda disappointed in Theo for encouraging Riley to spray out, tbh. He knows better.
He’s either lying or his test levels are messed up. I stopped jacking off and nut in my sleep after almost a month
They need to pay Riley to be Theo’s sidekick. They just have the most hilarious chemistry.
God these two together are just freaking gold! And props to Riley
I love the reality of the situation here where Theo and Caleb are having this conversation with Riley who isn’t actually in the room and still responds as a voice in their heads.
dude is a champ when these guys are mocking the hell out of him. major props
Who’s watching this again after Riley lost his V?
We need Caleb back on just for a recap
Jokes and criticism aside, I bet Riley is one solid ass friend. Seems like a genuine guy.
All glory to the King of kings Riley! The LORD will continue bless you my brother!
Gotta respect Riley for sticking to his principles. He has the discipline and strength of an enlightened man. I wish for Riley to have the hottest wife in the future.
Theo is always curious about that NOCTURNAL BUST!
I can feel it in my plums
Midnight honeycomb 🤣
Hunting that dream bust!
@@lukeg9382 Nocturnal Emissions...
This has to be the funniest most ridiculous conversation to ever be taken serious
Poor Riley. lied once. Than said, im gonna have to double/triple down.
Double/triple/quadruple/ad infinitum
Theo and Caleb need to do more together
These two together is perfection
Theo: Do you ever just pray god touches you in your sleep or anything like that?
Riley: I don’t.
**complete silence** 😭😂
we are so addicted to porn , sex and women that guys who have faith and righteous seems not normal to us even though 30,40 years ago guys like Riley Mau were the norm . Keep it up Riley you are on a right path
Because guys that have had faith historically have still been having sex before marriage or getting married at 16. Its just not natural
Didn't he say that he never gets boners either? I think there is something wrong with your body if you aren't ever ejaculating, or getting boners.
30 and 40 years ago men jacked off. Men always have and always will. It just wasn't discussed
30/40 years ago was the 80s and 90s my brother that was not the norm 😂
Not ever ejaculating has never been the norm
"Horny guys are the most fun." -Riley Mau
They were def thinking he might be gay after that comment
Wow, two of the greatest interviewers of all time in the same room. They always ask the hard hitting questions everyone’s wondering
At this stage , a blustery wind blowing against Riley would have him biting his lip 😂😂
You Go Riley … stick with your beliefs young man 👊
Guy’s, that’s ur life force. This dude is gonna live forever.
I was in prison and I can say it happens in your sleep and I only lasted about a month at most. Woke up disgusted with myself 😂
Same thing happened to me in county jail. I had to throw my blues out in the trash 😂
Eyo, pause
Sureeeeeee
hahahahahah felt every piece of this.
Bro cummin in his sleep in prison 💀 holy shit
Both of you guys are comedic legends
The Unjackable! Nothing but admiration
“It will be beautiful” -Theo
Y’all the funniest thing to happen to YT.
Caleb's anecdote is inconclusive. If you're regularly ejaculating, then you stop for 21 days, the reason you will come in your sleep very well could be because of withdrawals and your body is so used to doing it that it is expecting it and has a hard time coping and will have a wet dream.
The true test to the claim would be to continue the experiment for 5 years+ to see if the withdrawals subside and eventually no wet dreams or desire to ejaculate takes place. If wet dreams continue at 21-day increments or more, than his theory is correct.
Semen glands are like tear glands, it fills up to a certain amount, then anymore produced is reabsorbed by the human body. It's not like a bladder filling up.
Theo solidified his position at the top of comedy when he called Riley “HasFULLa”
lie detector test would be a sick episode
Riley went home that day and had to fight demons in the shower and in bed with all these new ideas planted in his head.
Poor guy is being tempted harder than Jesus Christ himself
Theo needs to get some Riley merch going. Shit is super fuct up and funny as hell
Riley is like the gopher that appears to see if he's going to see his shadow. Some people are just meant to meet, theo and Riley are tied forever.
Hes deserves a nobel peace prize or something
A Nobel piece.
That's why he is the Unbustable Riley Meow.
“At least one of those medium ice cream cup things” Theo von is just something else😂😂
Rubbing yourself on the carpet 😂😂😂 is crazy
Talk about being super silent. I thought Riley quit this job like a whole year ago. I watch the pod frequently and barely ever heard Riley speaking or chiming in.
That's what I thought too, I remember reading that Riley got fired but I guess not
I love this. I hope Riley sticks around. Theo’s concern is priceless
Best podcast dynamic ever
Yall are the best lol
Theo finds Riley unfathomable
This has to be one of my favorite episodes 😂
Caleb looks like the admin of a Theo Von fan page.
There's people that classify themselves as A-Sexual and then there's Riley Mau
Riley is the man. Inspirational!
Y?
I love the fact that Riley uses such short answers
It's super annoying honestly. He literally has no personality
@@markcaporale2559in his defence they are asking extremely personal questions concerning ejaculation and masturbation and then posting it for millions of people to see. I’d be a bit reserved too.
Bro, Riley is just a real dude haha I think he tells the truth. Love that guy. More of him
This is the only podcast I would agree to be on. Dynamic duo
Nobody’s ever going to ask you to be on a podcast
@@KP-ue8rqI just spit out my drink.
14:08 Riley is the most savage man on earth. I respect it.
Theo and Caleb would make the best commentators for a minor league baseball team
“I’m not saying he’s lying, but I don’t believe him.” Lol
I believe him 100%
I love the deep dives into Rileys e-jak great stuff