Theo thrives off people's laughter at his wild stories. The fact that Riley gives him nothing and seems as if Theo's jokes just goes right over his head is hilarious.
I know his stories are real because I lived in New Orleans Louisiana. You meet ridiculous people ALL THE TIME there. That’s why theo’s stories are real. He’s from Louisiana.
Riley is a monk, just patiently living an ultra-clean life. I bet Theo detected he was a kind but unusual character when he applied. I think Theo is relatively delicate with Riley, riding that edge of not wanting to pick on the guy while also being someone who makes jokes based on his unusual life for a living.
Believe it or not, I've been friends with someone that's very similar to Theo. He would enjoy just talking randomly to anyone but especially he would like very innocent minded people like this with minimal ego because it makes them feel more comfortable just saying whatever
Sir I’m from Taiwan listen to this past weekend for a long time and it’s really helpful seeing this kind of joke-break-down or read the room type of content , like I know it’s funny but it’s funnier after watching this
@@firstaccnt yeah the tones the slangs the weird metaphor Theo comes up with and also the sobriety topics ,all these are all fascinating ，full of aha moments
thanks for this. this kid was something else i was wondering where he came from and where he went so quick lol kid must be on that schaub level spectrum
Maybe if there's a window, I don't want to be upfront. That shit had me laughing so hard sounded like I was hiccuping and gasping for air at the same time.
I stopped masturbating for almost a year and in the first few months I had wet dreams but eventually it was like my dick just shut off. I was single, not looking for a girlfriend, in the army at the time, didn't even see a woman for a few months at one point, dick was just off. It first started where I'd wake up because I thought I was having a wet dream and it would basically stop it from happening. But over time it just stopped. It's kinda like with monks and stuff. Most of em aren't jizzing their robes every now and again, but it comes with months and years of no stimulation to the point that sex doesn't even cross your mind. Use it or lose it.
I'm 36 and I've never had a wet dream that I know of. I'm not even sure if I know what it is, guessing it's nutting in your sleep, I'm pretty sure that's never happened to me
@@Nome_utente_generico I was 23 at the time. But I'll admit that it's equally unlikely as it is uncommon. And he seems like someone who may be telling the truth, may have something wrong with him, or may be lying. I just know from personal experience that wet dreams stopped for me after being celibate and not masturbating for 3-6+months, literally didn't have a wet dream for months until after I hooked up with this girl some months later. Not saying it stops forever, the wet dreams, they just slowed down that after a while of celibacy I never had one until after I engaged sexually again.
Id be willing to bet hes lying. Nothing malicious. Not trolling for fun. Hes just not comfortable talking about it. Hes shy, religious, etc. Probably doesnt want eveyone he knows, his future kids whatever hearing about how much he jerks off. Which is understandable. So he told the lie to get theo to shut up about it, but it had the opposite effect 😢
Theo thrives off people's laughter at his wild stories. The fact that Riley gives him nothing and seems as if Theo's jokes just goes right over his head is hilarious.
It’s kinda like a hot chick who finally runs into a guy who doesn’t wanna fuck her
Theo is a comedic genius, he knew exactly what he was doing by putting someone like Riley on the show
No way, he admit it didn't work out that's why he fired him. He wouldn't bring any conversation
@@JoseRamirez-yh2llagreed. Theo made it funny, cuz Theo’s funny. It wasn’t a match. But Theo made the mismatch funny while Riley was around
It’s a bit, you dummies
@@Sprite_525that’s right
@@JoseRamirez-yh2llHe didn't fire him 😂
Riley mau's existence proves that a lot of theos stories are real. Theo just magically attracts the strangest people into his life. 😅
I know his stories are real because I lived in New Orleans Louisiana. You meet ridiculous people ALL THE TIME there. That’s why theo’s stories are real. He’s from Louisiana.
Hahahahahahahaaha they are real mostly
“Do you have any birth defects”
“I don’t know.. I’m a musician”
It’s the moments of awkward silence that made it hilarious to watch 😂
I thought the video paused lol
Seemed like a shot at eternity.
I remember when the show was like 3/4 done and Riley was asked to search something but hadn’t gotten the computer password yet
Peak Riley moment lol
Lol
I can’t believe he missed that out, hands down the funniest Riley moment 😂
What episode is this I need to see that lol
Hahahaahaha
Riley being unjackable is everything Theo strives for, that’s why he is around
Riley is a monk, just patiently living an ultra-clean life. I bet Theo detected he was a kind but unusual character when he applied. I think Theo is relatively delicate with Riley, riding that edge of not wanting to pick on the guy while also being someone who makes jokes based on his unusual life for a living.
" Okay I'm gonna stop you right there buppy." 🤣🤣 Why can't I find myself a "Theo Von"
Cringe
This Riley Mau stuff is the best content Theo ever done. The ability to joke around with zero response is amazing.
What’s funny is that Rile can’t even see Theo because of the monitor 🤣
Theo tries so hard to get him to open up, but riley just refuses to play ball 😂
Riley always answers like he's in a job interview
or like a chick on tinder 😂
I am 100% sure Riley is the ultimate troll
he is just autistic...
Ya don’t say? 😂
comedic straight man
You must be a genius!
“You think you have an iron deficiency?” 💀💀💀
Believe it or not, I've been friends with someone that's very similar to Theo. He would enjoy just talking randomly to anyone but especially he would like very innocent minded people like this with minimal ego because it makes them feel more comfortable just saying whatever
Accurate haha
Literally had to check my phone to see if the video was still playing one of the pauses was so long
Sir I’m from Taiwan listen to this past weekend for a long time and it’s really helpful seeing this kind of joke-break-down or read the room type of content , like I know it’s funny but it’s funnier after watching this
What’s it like breaking into a new culture is it ever like, “damn, wish we had that back there “
@@firstaccnt yeah the tones the slangs the weird metaphor Theo comes up with and also the sobriety topics ,all these are all fascinating ，full of aha moments
Why does it matter that you’re from Taiwan?
@@sdraulitolito44 different culture
Theo: Do you have any birth defects?
Riley: I'm a Muaician
Okay so straight up full birth
Riley should be brought on tour whenever Theo does stand up.
I loved the pods with Riley 😂😂
This was such a well put together video, edit, and overall content 👏
He literally left Theo speechless
"Ill invite you" - Mau lololol
The prison part has me dying 😂😂😂
Riley is a perfect addition to a show. It’s about entertainment and it’s hilarious.
I love Riley, their interactions are hilarious
Riley Mau days were the best days
Riley is a real life NPC, Everytime he talks he just says a lot of words and somehow says nothing at all.
I think Riley was perfect for Theo hilarious
That long awkward pause is the absolute best thing
Riley Mau and Rudy are the two unlikely heroes of their pods
No, Rudy is the worst. She just screams and is an entitled brat
I love the thought of a man like Riley listening to Theo von for a living
thanks for this. this kid was something else i was wondering where he came from and where he went so quick lol kid must be on that schaub level spectrum
He's funnier than schaub by doing nothing😂
He makes Schaub look like a genius. Riley has the iq of a stick
hes normal?
Is Riley Mau really Hans Kim…?
Nah Riley is funnier
I personally have met Mr. Mau. He is truly unshakable
So it’s not an act, right?
@@Claytone-Records it isn’t. He is just super reclusive in a social situation like that
@@keenanmyers8576 I thought he was for real. He reminds me of someone I know.
Maybe if there's a window, I don't want to be upfront. That shit had me laughing so hard sounded like I was hiccuping and gasping for air at the same time.
Omfg the way theo says "damn" at 10:05
Riley on the witness stand 😂
Are you a diehard Asian? …. Is such a wild question!!! Then to follow it up with I didn’t know you were Asian!! 😂😂😂😂
Thanks for this video bubby! Love it
“Right there, bubby. I can tell you wouldn’t make it. Of course it’s not allowed”
On Riley going to jail
Riley is unintentionally funnier than Andrew Schulz who is intentionally trying to be funny
By far
“Square eye ball” I’m dead😂
He's like 25 and claims he never had a lil jackin. Either that boy ain't right, denies because his family is watching or is the ultimate troll.
Exactly. Plus he is saying he never ejaculate..lol it even happens without jacking
The moment i stopped beleiving riley was when he said that he never had wet dreams.
I stopped masturbating for almost a year and in the first few months I had wet dreams but eventually it was like my dick just shut off. I was single, not looking for a girlfriend, in the army at the time, didn't even see a woman for a few months at one point, dick was just off. It first started where I'd wake up because I thought I was having a wet dream and it would basically stop it from happening. But over time it just stopped. It's kinda like with monks and stuff. Most of em aren't jizzing their robes every now and again, but it comes with months and years of no stimulation to the point that sex doesn't even cross your mind. Use it or lose it.
His brain doesnt even know what ejaculating is why would he have wet dreams. I'm 30 years old been busting since 15 and I've never had 1 wet dream
I'm 36 and I've never had a wet dream that I know of. I'm not even sure if I know what it is, guessing it's nutting in your sleep, I'm pretty sure that's never happened to me
@@JacksonMack3742but he is 22!
@@Nome_utente_generico I was 23 at the time. But I'll admit that it's equally unlikely as it is uncommon. And he seems like someone who may be telling the truth, may have something wrong with him, or may be lying. I just know from personal experience that wet dreams stopped for me after being celibate and not masturbating for 3-6+months, literally didn't have a wet dream for months until after I hooked up with this girl some months later. Not saying it stops forever, the wet dreams, they just slowed down that after a while of celibacy I never had one until after I engaged sexually again.
I’m playing a game while watching this and I have to keep checking if the video paused because of how dead silent Riley gets 😭
14:26
The SM7B is an amazing mic, being able to handle all that movement with next to no audible effect.
Minimalist comedy. Mau is the Asian Karl Pilkington 😂
The RAP song with RILEY is GOLD. Whoever didin't had chance to listen it just type look for "Riley (feat. Theo Von x Riley Mau) (Hendawg Remix)"
3:43 😂😂😂😂😂im in tears
Young fella named Riley Mau!
Id be willing to bet hes lying. Nothing malicious. Not trolling for fun. Hes just not comfortable talking about it. Hes shy, religious, etc. Probably doesnt want eveyone he knows, his future kids whatever hearing about how much he jerks off. Which is understandable. So he told the lie to get theo to shut up about it, but it had the opposite effect 😢
100% correct. Riley is talking complete bullsh!t.😂😂😂
Loved Riley. Awesome dynamic.
Theo x Riley is the best podcast dynamic i’ve ever seen it’s hilarious 😅
He sounds like a soundboard 😂
The unjackable is not something I thought I would ever hear
Live stream when you live stream 😂😂
"The unbustable, the unfappable..." LOL
Autistic people are all different some don’t understand sarcasm. Riley is the perfect producer for Theo rn
The Semi Silent Assassin
This shit was so funny. The unbustable
Haha I’m so glad I stumbled upon this
Is this Riley guy for real? Is he REALLY this dry and clueless?
Theo is fucking hilarious
Riley Mau is the goat
He's about as smart as a goat I'll give him that
Riley the unjackable is a fricking beast man. What a legend.
Theo and Riley on the next episode of “Love on the Spectrum”…
Looks like thsi video needs a part 2 it happened!
you gotta love Riley just sitting there with the laptop closed not even listening to Theo
he came a long way
“Torpedoed into the butt”😅😂
"in prison i don't think that'a allowed" oh no lmao
you gotta live stream your live stream 😂
What a double act.
Do you ever get told you dont bring alot to the table?
Oh yeah all the time
3:56 damn never seen the kid crack a smile. He almost broke
Im a musician 😂
That silence is hilarious
The only person more NPC than Riley is the narrator
Semi silent assassin
The unbustable Riley Mau.. 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Live stream while you live stream 😭😭🤣
Its called playing the “straight man”
16:36
"Do you fear You could be involved with the gay community riley?" I'm dead
Riley is the goat
Torpedoed in the butt is crazy😂😂😂😂😂😂
🦉 😂Poor guy leave him be man . 😂 ✌️
This was a good video, great job 😊
thank you for making this. i always remembered the twats in the comments who hated on him
@8:22 I’m dying haha
They are so funny together. Zero chemistry and that's why its so funny hahaha
The unjackable
Bro the prison bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
if i pat him on his back hard enough he gonna bust!!! = Legendary theo
Guys is genuinely think Riley is autistic a lot of his characteristics scream it
Why’d I just get end the vid so abruptly
The dude is brainwashed. I feel bad for him.
Bro get a life